The Loup City Northwestern J. W. BURLEIGH, Publisher. LOUP CITY, . - NEBRASKA WEEK’S NEWS IN PARAGRAPHS ITEMS GATHERED FROM ALL PARTS OF THE WORLD. EVENTS HERE AND ABROAD Epitome of a Week’s Happenings Con densed for the Perusal of the Busy Man, and Arranged In Classified Form. Washington Franklin K. Lane, secretary of the interior, has had bestowed upon him the title of "'Lone Chief” by a dele gation of Blackfeet Indians from Mon tana, who called to present him with a pipe of peace and a buckskin tobac co bag. • • • John Skelton Williams of Richmond, \'a„ was appointed assistant secretary it the treasury to succeed Assistant Secretary Robert O. Bailey. • • • Secretary Garrison of the war de partment was the first to bare his »rm for vaccination under a general irder issued by himself for the inocu lation of all employes of the depart ment. The order was issued because (wo cases of smallpox have developed imoug employes. • • • Speaker Champ Clark was admitted lo practice before the Supreme court. He does not expect to practice before the court in the immediate future at least. That there must be peace in the ! Latin-Amefican republics and that j this peace must be maintained with- > out any steps toward personal ag grandizement, is the keynote of a ' statement by President Wilson out- j lining his policy toward the Central I and Southern American republics. • • • Secretary of State Bryan has been invited to take charge of the Young Men's Bible class in the First Pres byterian church Sunday school, Washington, and in consequence the j membership of' the class is going up by leaps and bounds. Mr. Bryan has j not yet accepted. • • • The nomination of John H. Marble j to be a member of the interstate com merce commission was confirmed by the U. S. senate. ‘ • • • . Domestic Charles Bright, living near Wash ington, 111., while reading a paper, fell off/ his chair and broke his neck. • • • Wholesale Indictments and arrest of more than sixty men—many of them declared to be well known in the insurance field—will follow the startling confession made in South Bend, Ind., by Benjamin Fink, al leged “traveling fire bug” of the "ar son trust,” according to Assistant State's Attorney Johnston of Chicago, to whom the confession was made. • • - Broadening the scope of its Investi gations, the Illinois senatorial vice commission will tour the east, visit ing the principal cities of New York and Pennsylvania in an effort to stim ulate a nation-wide inquiry and effect federal legislation on the minimum wage for women. The expenses of the trip wil be borne by the state. • • • After discovering flames in the Mot ley public school in Chicago, during the absence of the principal, two boys, aged twelve and fourteen, acting on their own Initiative, sounded the large fire gong which sent 1,200 chil dren and twenty-one teachers march ing in orderly procession to the street. • * • Dr. A. G. Six, a prominent physi cian of Lawrence, Mich., shot and killed himself a few minutes before he was to have consulted with au thorities regarding a mysterious fire which destroyed his home, in which his wife and daughter were burned to death. • • • Forest fires that still are burning have destroyed thousands of cords of bark and timber and have entailed heavy losses to the farms of the Blue Ridge mountains, Virginia. • • • Ten thousand members of the Chil dren's and Misses’ Dressmakers' union, mostly girls, went out on strike in New York, demanding a 50-hour week, better pay, and the abolition of tene ment house work. The strike is an aftermath of the general garment workers’ strike. * • • Two hundred girls employed in the iron mills at Pittsburg, Pa., owned by United States Senator George T. Oli ver, went on strike for more wages. One thousand more are expected to walk out unless the wage scale is modified. • • • Thirteen persons were killed and property valued at several hundred thousand dollars destroyed by a wind ind rain storm which swept portions of Louisiana, Texas, Alabama, Missis sippi and Tennessee. • • • After confessing that he murdered Miss Ella Brooks, seventy years old, of Ulster county. New York, five years ago, John Babbitt, aged fifty-two, fa tally slashed his cell mate in the jail at Portsmouth, N. H., and then cut hia own throat. • • • Penitentiary guards with blood hounds are searching for J. E. Kim brel and Joe Petty, two life termers who escaped from the Georgia state prison after digging their way to safety with nothing but a heavy iron It was reported at Youngstown, O, that an Erie freight train hit a west bound street car on the Mahoning Val ley electric railway, killing three and injuring fifteen persons. • * * Supreme Court Justice Bijur of Washington, D. C., signed an interloc utory decree of divorce in favor of Mrs. Eric B. Dahlgren against her husband, who is a son of Rear Ad miral Dahlgren. • • • Rev J. M. Dunlavy and Rev. Theo dore Hanson, clergymen of the Meth odist church, unable to obtain action by the police department against a “joint” or illicit saloon in Kansas City, Kan., raided the place themselves, bought beer, carried away evidence and sent the proprietor into court. • • • The New York Yacht club has de clined the challenge of Sir Thomas Lipton to race for the America's cup. • • • The house bill abolishing capital punishment in the state of Washing ton was passed by the senate. It is un derstood Governor Ernest Lister will approve the act. • • • The “dry” forces won several vic tories in Minnesota, according to re turns from villages in various sections of the state where municipal elections were held. What is considered the most important victory was won at Stewartville by five votes. Women were active in the campaign. • • • The country for several miles around Aetna, Ind., was shaken and hundreds of persons frightened when 300 pounds of guncotton exploded at the Aetna powder mills. • • • The Kansas senate at Topeka de feated the eight-hour bill for women wrhen it was placed on its final pas sage. The bill was defeated through the efforts of members from country districts where such changes in work ing hours would entirely disarrange business. • • • William J. Bomhardt, assistant fore man of the gang of stevedores who w-ere loading the dynamite into the Alum Chine in Baltimore harbor when an explosion caused the death of more than forty persons, the serious injury of three score more and property loss of over $400,000, has been arrested. • • • Personal Under the will of Ferris S. Thomp son, who died in Paris on February 18, Princeton university will receive 82,000,000 of the $3,000,000 estate. The Salvation Army in New York and in San Francisco will receive $50,000 each and Mer^y hospital, Chicago, will get $10,000. • • • Secretary of State and Mrs. Bryan have leased Calumet Place, one of the most historical residences in Washing ton, the property of Mrs. John A. Lo gan, for their Washington residence. • • • Frank Johnson Goodnow of Wash ington, D. C., was appointed chief ad viser to the Chinese government in the reform of the constitution. • • • Madame Sarah Bernhardt, the world famous actress, had both ankles sprained in an automobile accident in Pico Heights, on the outskirts of Los Angeles, Cal., when her machine, In which she was being driven to the theater, collided with a heavy truck and was badly wrecked. » • • v The national child labor conferencs opened In Jacksonville, Fla., Sherman C. Kingsley of Chicago presiding over the first session. • • • That former President WUUan Howard Taft may become president ol Johns Hopkins university in Balti more, Md., is a contingency that it being looked upon 4s quite possible, as the matter has been discussed by members of the board of trustees. • • • Foreign Oxford won the annual boat race with Cambridge on the Thames by a quarter of h length. Cambridge took the lead at the start and was half a length in front at the middle distance. Oxford overhauled her in the last quarter mile. • • • Two sergeants of the army aviation corps were fatally injured in a colli sion between machines in midair at Rheims, France. The accident oc curred in the course of maneuvers by a ‘11014113'' of five aeroplanes. • • • Constitutionalists overthrew the federal garrison at Nogales, Sonora, and are in possession of the border town after a fight which continued with little abatement for twelve hours. Casualties are estimated at 100 dead and twice as many wounded on both sides. • • • The Greeks have occupied Para mythia. in Epirus, thirty miles south west of Janina, and Margariti, near by. The crown prince in a message from Janina says the Greek forces will con centrate at Paramythia. • • • The British sailing vessel Glenaloon. bound from Argentina to Hamburg, foundered in the North Bea off Heligo land island. The ship is a total loss. The fate of the crew of 36 is unknown. • • • The Austrian government demand ed, through its minister to Servia. that all Servian troops be immediately withdrawn from the siege of the fort ress of Scutari, near the Montenegrin frontier, and which is to become the Albanian capital under the plans adopted by the European powers for an autonomous Albania. • • • Terrific dynamite explosion wrecked the town of Arder in Ayrshire, twenty miles from Glasgow, Scotland. The number of dead is not yet known. The injured number hundreds. The ex plosion occurred at Noble’s explosives works. For a radius of several miles, it had the force of a destructive earth quake. • • • Four gas operators, all of them residents of Calgary, Man., employed by the Western Canada Natural Gas company, were asphyxiated in the Nan ten gas plant. NINE ARE KILLED TWENTY-ONE HURT TWO COLLISIONS ON UNION PACI FIC EARLY FRIDAY MORNING. ENGINEER HUNS PAST SIGNALS Railroad Officials Order Thorough In vestigation.— Accident During Terrible Blizzard. Gothenburg, Neb.—Nine are dead, one is missing and is thought to have met his death, and twenty-one are more or less seriously injured as a re sult of two strangely similar rear-end collisions on the main line of the Union Pacific railroad in Nebraska early Friday morning. The first disaster was directly in front of the passenger depot at Goth enburg at 3:37 a. m. Union Pacific passenger train No. 12 ran past two automatic block signals and crashed into the rear of passenger train No. 4, both east-bound. Four were killed and twenty-one injured. The second collision, occurring at almost the same time, was identical in character with the first. Extra east-bound freight No. 501 drove into the rear of extra east-bouDd freight No. 504 at Herdon station, twelve miles west of Sidney. Conductor Ray Phillips and Bcakeman C. M. Cradit, both of Cheyenne, of No. 504, and three stockmen were killed. As an indirect result of the Gothen burg wreck Flagman Dorcher of Grand Island may have lost his life. A report from North Platte says that it is believed he was blown into the Platte river from the bridge near the place. He was sent out ahead of the re lief train sent from North Platte about 4 o’clock Friday morning to see if the bridge was safe for the pass age of the train. That was the last seen of him and searching parties are now scouting along the river, expect ing to find his body. The Dead. At Gothenburg: Edmund R. Oustenhautt, a travel ing man from Salamanca. N. V. August Meyers, Lake View, la. Mrs. August Myers. Lake View, la. Mrs. Edith Hoon Stockweli, Chey enne, Wvo. At Herdon Station: Ray Phillips, conductor train No. 504, Cheyenne. C. M. Cradit, brakeman, train No. 504. Cheyenne. Three unknown stockmen. One of the most terrible blizzards ever experienced in western Nebras ka was sweeping across the line when the two catastrophes occurred, but the railroad officials make no at tempt to excuse the engineers on this account. Engineers at Fault. Joe Sykes, assistant to General Managaer Ware, says that the auto matic block signals were in perfect working order, and that if they were not they would rest at. “danger,” thus slopping all traffic. He also says that the company’s rules require that in cases of storm the engineers pro ceed with “great caution,” and that they must see and note every block signal light, even if . they have to come to a complete stop to do so. That both engineers supposed to be so grievously at fault ran past at least two block signals is practically established. Immediately upon hearing of the wrecks, the Union Pacific took steps to take the public into its confidence in placing the blame squarely where it belongs. Edson Rich of the legal staff, promptly notified the state rail road commission, asking that mem bers of that body attend a public in vestigation at Gothenburg at 9 o'clock Saturday morning. Commis sioners Clarke and all, with U. G. Powell, the commission's account ing expert, left at once for Omaha. Last evening they departed in a spe cial car for the scene of the Gothen burg wreck in company with General Manager Ware. The interstate com merce commission was also notified and asked to send representatives and is presumed to have done so. Sunday morning at 9 o’clock an in vestigation of the Herdon wreck will be held at that station by the samfe officials. Rear Admiral Robert E. Peary, the Arctic explorer, has consented to be come president of the American branch of the Scott memorial fund. Court Affirms Anti-Lottery Law. Jefferson City, Mo.—The Missouri state supreme court has affirmed the constitutionality of the law prohibit ing lotteries, policy games or other games of chance and betting. Pope Pius Is Improving. Rome.—Pope Pius continues to im prove in health slowly, but steadily. The pontiff now takes regular nourish ment. The decreased irritation in the throat and bronchial tubes enabled the patient to talk with his sisters and Mgr. Giovanni Bressau, his secretary. Secretary Garrison Vaccinated. Washington—Secretary of War Gar rison was the first to bare his arm for vaccination under a general order for all employes in his depart ment to be vaccinated. Send Wireless 2,400 Miles. Washington.—The scout cruiser Sa lem, which has been at Gibraltar mak ing tests of the navy wireless station at Arlington, Va., has sailed for Hampton Roads, prepared for addi tional tests enroute. The Salem re ceived message from Arlington. Woman Pleads Before Supreme Court Washington.—Ellen Spencer Mus sey of this city won the distinction of being the second woman of the su preme court bar to argue a case be fore the court. NEBRASKA IN BRIEF. Coming Events In Nebraska. April 1 and 2.—State Yeomen Con clave, Lincoln. April 4 and 5—Annual Y. M. C. A. Indoor Athletic meet, Omaha. May 8 to 10—Annual Convention Mississippi Valley Historical Associa tion, Omaha. May 20, 21 and 22.—Thirty-seventh Encampment G. A. R„ Fremont. The Methodist church at Fairbury is being rebuilt. Central City Commercial club’s an nual banquet will take place March 28. The March term of District court i6 in session at Beatrice. A bible institute is in progress at the Y. M. C. A. at Fremont. The Missouri river at Omaha is now clear of ice. Ed Fye of Aurora has been ap pointed deputy game warden. A Chautauqua will be held in Mc Cook next summer. There is reported a great scarcity of corn in the Sutton vicinity. The Table Rock Commercial club has a membership of ninety-three. Mrs. Ephriam Young, a pioneer of Adams county, is dead. Lushton was visited by a fire which did $8,000 damage. Joe Carr of Lincoln and Tommy Murphy of Denver fought ten rounds at Wilber recently. The new nickel has made its ap pearance in nearly all Nebraska towns. Twelve robberies and one attempt at highway robbery is the record for the past ten days in Lincoln. Morris Horton, a resident of Table Rock and vicinity for forty years is dead. Hastings expects more than 200 to attend the annual banquet of the Chamber of Commerce. At a special meeting held at Has tings the school district voted in fa vor of bonds to construct a $2S.0C0 school building. An infant son of Frank Chapek. who lives near Weston, was burned to death in a fire which destroyed his home. Since the close of the basketball season at Bellevue the students have turned their efforts to the spring ath letics, baseball and track. Woodmen Circles over the state will hold elections in April to name delegates to the national convention in Springfield, 111. The engineering department of the i Burlington will be moved from Lin coln to Omaha, according to an official announcement. For brutally beating his 5-year-old child, George Smith of Omaha was sentenced to thirty days in the Doug las county jail. Bert Pickrel pleaded guilty to sec ond degree murder at Seward and was sentenced to twenty-five years in j the penitentiary. L. G. Bemis of Wymore, while em ployed on the Burlington bridge south of Fremont, suffered painful injuries when a he‘avy piece of pil ing fell on him. Vice Consul D. E. Young, who for merly lived at Firth and is now’ sta tioned at Amsterdam, is seeking pro motion to a consulship under the new administration. Senator Hitchcock has received from John Polian, secretary of the Omaha Central Labor union, a pro test on behalf of union cigarmakers against a reduction in the duty on cigars. At the first meeting of the board of directors of the newly organized Eastern Fruit Growers’ association, which was held at Auburn, Ernest M. Pollard of Nehawka was elected pres ident. Nebraska has 54,000 acres of orchards and Nebraska and three states in the west north central fruit district, raise 21,000,000 bushels of ap ples a year. A bill appropriating $23,000 with which to buy a farm for Mrs. Roy Blunt, wife of the Sarpy county farmer who was killed in pursuit of an escaped convict, last March, has been introduced in the legislature. Caught beneath the falling w-all of a building w-hich they were tearing down in Omaha, W. S. Saunders, was so badly injured that he may die. He is at St. Joseph’s hospital with one leg broken in two places, his skull badly fractured and his whole body bruised. After discussing for nearly three hours the political situation from its many standpoints sixty-five church men of Hastings at a meeting in the Y. M. C. A. building, the federation of churches adopted resolutions oppos ing the entering of the political fight as an organization. Koarney citizens held a double elec tion recently, voting on the questior of granting saloon licenses for tin coming year and on extending a new franchise to the Kearney Water and Electric Power company. The saloon supporters were victorious and the proposition to grant a new franchise was beaten by an overwhelming ma jority. W. D. Howard of Council Bluffs, traveling salesman for a hog cholerr remedy company, committed suicid* in his room at Hastings by shooting himself in the head with a revolver. Governor Morehead has signed House Roll No. 197. by Bollen, author izing the condemnation of land foi state fair purposes adjacent to the present grounds. Johhny Gording, who has been slat de for the last month or so as man ager for the Beatrice State league club, has slipped one over the plate by signing up in the same capacity for the Columbus State league team. The Plattsmouth lodge of the Knights and Ladies of Security cele brated their seventeenth anniversary recently. At a congregational meeting of the Presbyterian church of Madison it was voted to erect a new church in the near future, the cost not to ex ceed $15,000. The proposed issue of $30,000 in bonds for a new high school at Loup City was defeated by two votes. The basket ball game played at Kearney between the State Normal and the Hastings .college resulted in the defeat of the visitors, 40 to 15. MOWE VICTORY FOB THE PEOPLE Upsetting of Western Classifica tion 51 Means Much. RAILROADS LOSE BIG CASE Chairman Thorne of Iowa Commit sion Tells How the Shippers and Consumers of the West Bene fit by the Decision. Des Moines, la., March 13.—The peo ple of the United States have had Iowa to thank for a number of ex cellent things, and to the list must be now added an achievement that means a great deal to the shippers of the entire west from the Missisippi to the Paci^c. Especially are those shippers under obligations to the Iowa state board of railroad commissioners and Us chairman, Clifford Thorne. This achievement is the suspension and revision, by the interstate com merce commission, of an entire freight classification, known as Western clas sification Xo. 51, and on March 31 the Beveral hundred changes made to con form to the commission's order will go into effect. Shippers and consum ers alike will benefit by the revision. Iowa Leads the Fight. Iowa’s commission was by no means alone in the good work, but it took the initiative in the case and assumed the chief part of the burden of pre paring and trying it. Sixteen western state railroad commissions united in the fight, and Mr. Thorne was the chairman of the committee represent ing them. He gives much credit to Benjamin L. Jacobson, who had gen eral charge of gathering the evidence and preparing the specific cases for trial, and to A. D. Beals, Iowa's rate expert. Mr. Thorne today had this to say of the big case and its outcome: “One day during the summer of 1911 I was seated in a hotel parlor in Mil waukee. In one end of the room there were sixteen men in their shirtsleeves, talking and listening occasionally to a person standing in the center of the room: two or three minutes were al lowed to the gentleman talking; he took his seat and another person told a short story; and so on, during the course of the whole day. Powerful Group of Men. “This small group of men exercised more power than any other similar group, perhaps, in the United States. Some nine hundred railroads, large and small, interested in traffic be tween the Misslsippi river and the Pa cific coast, have organized what they call a western classification commit tee of about eighty-five members. These eighty-five men have selected a sub-committee of sixteen men. This sub-committee, which is dominated by one or two individuals, determines the freight ratings on over 7,000 articles, on which 35,000,000 people have to pay traffic between about 20,000 towns, located between the Mississip pi river and the Pacific coast. This is one of the three Important classifi cation committees in America, the other two being the official, covering the northeastern portion of the Unit ed States, and the Southern. "For the first time in the history of American railroads an entire classifi cation of one of these three great freight classification committees has been suspended by the federal govern ment. And the committee I have de scribed has been making a revision of Its former work. In accordance with the decision which was rendered by the interstate commerce commission recently, known as the decision in the case of Western classification No. 51. The railroads have just submitted to the commission a list of several hun dred changes In this classification to conform to the commission’s order.and these will go into effect March 31. The opinion in this case, next to the one rendered in the express case, is perhaps the longest ever written by the interstate commerce commission. The case is of national importance. Many of its features are unique, and of profound concern to the consumers of the country. Sixteen States United. “Many shippers and shippers’ or ganizations were parties to this case. But perhaps the most interesting fea ture was the fact that on behalf of the consumers the railroad commis sions of sixteen great states appear ed. These states were Illinois. Wis consin, Minnesota, Iowa, Missouri. Arkansas. Louisiana, Texas, Okla homa, Nebraska, South Dakota, North Dakota, Colorado, Nevada, Washing ton and Oregon. On the one hand we had the representatives of some nine hundred railroads, and opposed to them the representatives of sixteen state governments, with the interstate commerce commission as the deciding tribunal. The hearing in the case lasted about a year. “Western Classification No. 51 in volves more changes than any other tariff publication ever issued by Amer ican railroads. The ■work done in preparation for this issue is said to have cost the railroads approximately $500,000. Most Important Phases. “Of the many phases of the deci sion the first in importance are the rules and regulations. The carriers proposed many changes. These are applicable to every city, town and hamlet west of the Missisippi river. The state commissions made objec tions to fourteen of these rules, and changes were made or ordered in twelve of them. ‘ A concrete illustration of these concerns the dunnage allowance. Prior to the issuance of No. 51, the carriers permitted the shippers to use lumber and boards to prop up machin ery in a car, the railroads hauling 600 pounds of such lumber free of charge. No. 51 abolished the dunnage privi lege, and the commission ordered It i reinstated. When one considers the thousands of shipments that are made annually, the importance of such a ruling can be appreciated. “Another change of importance to the western half of the United States concerns green hides. The carriers put in a rule permitting them to re fuse to take green hides for shipment. We pointed out that they could be stored or handled in live stock cars, and not contaminate other commodl ; ties, and claimed that the carriers should be compelled to accept the same for transportation. Our position was sustained by the commission. Minimum Kate Kuilng. "Several hundred advances were proposed by the railroacte in minimum weights. They announced their pol icy to be the establishment of mini mums upon the physical capacity of the c .rs, refusing to take into consid eration the commercial conditions surrounding the transportation. Carload Mixtures. “One of the most important parts of this case concerns carload mixtures. The carriers proposed the elimination of carload mixtures on 234 articles, and proposed changes restricting car load mixtures on more than three hun dred other articles. One of the most important changes affecting carloath mixtures, which serves as an illustra tion of the effect of such changes, concerns binding twine. Prior to the issuance of No. 51, the carriers per mitted binding twine to be shipped mixed with agricultural implements, all of which took carload rates. In No. 51, they proposed to apply less than carload rates on all shipments of binding twine made in this manner This would have caused an advance of about one hundred per cent in the freight rates on binding twine, and more than ninety per cent of all bind ing twine shipments, we were told by the largest shippers in the. coun try, would be affected by this hundred per cent advance. “As indicating the policy of the carriers, thirty-two articles had car load mixtures granted to them, while over five hundred articles were totally eliminated from carload mixtures, or the mixtures were changed or re stricted. The interstate commerce commission has ordered the carriers to pursue diametrically the opposite course. Instead of restricting mix tures, they are instructed to make them more liberal. "In addition to these changes in rules, the commission made specific orders disapproving advances on a long list of articles. The decision in this case is the most epoch-making on elasiflcatlon matters ever render ed by the interstate commerce com mission.” MUST LOVE THE LITTLE FOLK Otherwise the Girl Who Adopts Pro fession of Children's Nurse Will Not Succeed. The great essention for any girl adopting the profession of children’s nurse is that 6he must have a great love for the wee folk, to be able to enter into their feelings, to sympa thize with their sorrows and joys. A child’s nurse must not be a cynic. She must know the importance of lit tle things to children, must know that the molehills of grown-ups are the mountains of boys and girls. Now adays the children’s nurse must be a comrade and companion as well as mentor to her young charges, but the latter role must never be over-empha sized. It is well, too, for any girl desiring to become a nurse of this kind to go somewhere and obtain the proper training for the position. It is a big advantage when seeking employment. Briefly, the nurse of children must be able to superintend the children's health, their good, their clothes and their lessons—not at all onerous du ties to the girl who is fond of chil dren.—Exchange. Not Long to Wait. Bumble—Why didn’t you get on the water wagon? Rumble—No seats left. Bumble+-Oh, well, if you persist is the notion, you will find a seat later —Judge. Books Speak. Books carry with them a charm of their own. They speak of cosy indraw ings about the evening lamp. Few things add so much of warmth and liveableness to a room as shelves of "used" books. Saving Time. "Roosevelt Named for 1916.” But why stop there? Why not for 1920. 1924 and 1928? It would save both time and the cost of holding conven tions.—New York Evening Post. Envious and Unable. Tarrytown naturalists report a hen which attempted suicide because she was unable to lay eggs. Some one must have shown the poor fowl what eggs are fetching.—New York Even ing Sun. Modest Man. Tailor—“You have inherited a lot of money; why don’t you settle my bill?” Owens—“My dear sir. I won’t have It said for anything that my new ly acquired wealth caused any depart ure from my simple habits.” Removing Grease From Paint.' A paste made from ordinary whiting applied wet and permitted to dry be fore it is rubbed off, will remove grease from paint without injuring the latter. His Position. He was a minister of the old school and was catechizing the children on their biblical knowledge. "Who was Isaac?” at length he asked. “Please, sir,” replied a small girl eagerly "Please, sir, he was Rebekah’s man.” Those Bills. “Yes, Indeed, it’s astonishing how many people call to see me when I’m not at home,” remarked Mrs, Trifle. "It’s always that way on the first of the month," replied the lady from next door with a very knowing smile Cleaning Ivory. In cleaning ivory knife handles, rub them well with half a lemon dipped in hot salt. This will make them beau tifully white. After this treatment they should be well washed in cold water and thoroughly dried. A SUGGESTION. . * “Man is but clay, after all.” “In order to keep up with the times* I suppose a modern man ought to ba made of reinforced concrete." Perils of the Aviator. During one of the aviation meets a young woman went through the han gars under the guidance of a me chanic. After asking all the usual foolish questions that aviators and their assistants have to answer during a tour of inspection, she wanted to know: “But what if your engine stops in the air—what happens?” Can’t you come down?” "That's exactly the trouble,” responded the willing guide. “There are now three men up in the air in France with their engines stop ped. They can’t get down and are starving to death.” BURNED AND ITCHED BADLY 539 Lincoln Park Blvd., Chicago, 111. —“A year ago I received a very severe burn on my left arm. I caught cold in it and it was all sore and ulcerated. The sore was as large as a silver dol lar. It was all red and inflamed and bad pus running out of it. I suffered terribly from burning pain; could not sleep for two weeks it burned and Itched so badly. I applied - Salve, - Salve and a salve my druggist •ecommended as his own, but got no relief. I then commenced using the Juticura Soap and Ointment. I bathed the burned parts with Cuticura Soap and applied the Cuticura Ointment on a linen bandage. I got relief from the arst, and my arm healed nicely. I was' soon able to be at work again. Had I ised Cuticura Soap and Ointment at Srst I would have avoided lots of suf ’ering.” (Signed) Harry Junke, Mar. ), 1912. Cuticura Soap and Ointment sold throughout the world. Sample of each tree, with 32-p. Skin Book. Address yost-card “Cuticura, Dept. L, Boston.” Adv. They Got Left. John and Betty, aged five and four years, had started on a railway jour aey with their parents on Monday, but reached the station just in time to tear the engineer ring his bell and see the train pull out of the station, leav ,ng the family behind. Next Sunday John and Betty were started out on the way to Sunday school. When they were half way there the bell rang, and presently they came regretfully back. “We got left,” they announced. Anyhow, Boy Had the Right Idea. An overgrown schoolboy who found English grammar entirely beyond him was given the sentence “The girl pur chased a hat” to diagram. “Now, of what word is ‘hat’ the ob ject?” asked the teacher, encouraging ly. "Hat is the object of girl,” stam mered the youth. “Perhaps you’re right;” replied the teacher. Corrected. “Bliggins always knows the latest story.” “Not the latest,” replied Miss Cay enne, wearily, "the longest.”—Wash ington Star. Its Nature. “What's the weather report?” “Blpwing great guns.” "Great report!" No, Cordelia, a criminal lawyer isn’l necessarily a criminal. IN A SHADOW. inveterate Tea Drinker Feared Par alysis. Steady use of either tea or coffee )ften produces alarming symptoms as .he poison (caffeine) contained in :hese beverages acts with more po ency in some persons than in others. “I was never a coffee drinker,” writes an 111. woman, “but a tea drink sr. I was very nervous, had frequent spells of sick headache and heart trouble, and was subject at times to severe attacks of bilious colic. “No end of sleepless nights—would aave spells at night when my right side would get numb and tingle like i thousand needles were pricking my flesh. At times I could hardly put my tongue out of my mouth and my right ?ye and ear were affected. “The doctors told me I was liable tc oecome paralyzed at any time, so 1 was in constant dread. I took no end 3f medicine—all to no good. “The doctors told me to quit using tea, but I thought I could not live without it—that it was my only stay. I had been a tea drinjier for twenty five years; was under the doctor's care for fifteen. “About six months ago, I finally juit tea and commenced to drink Postum. “I have never had one spell of sick headache since and only one light attack of bilious colic. Have quit hav ing those numb spells at night, sleep well and my heart is getting stronger all the time.” Name given upon re quest. Postum now comes in concentrated powder form, called Instant Postum It is prepared by stirring a level tea spoonful in a cup of hot water, adding sugar to taste, and enough cream to bring the color to golden brown. Instant Postum is convenient; there’s no waste; and the flavor is al ways uniform. Sold by grocers every where. A 5-cup trial tin mailed for grocer's name and 2-cent stamp for postage Postum Cereal Co., Ltd., Battle Creek.