NEW CHIEF EXECUTIVE OF NE BRASKA TAKES OFFICE. THE OUTGOING UNO INCOMING Recommendations of O'd and New Governors Read Before Two Houses in Joint Convention. In the presence of members of both branches of the legislature and a crowd which packed the house gallery and lobby, Governor John H. More head and the minor executive officers of the state for the next two years were sworn into office on the 9th. As has been customary in the state the ceremony was simple and informal. N Retiring Governor Aldrich and the new executive read their recommenda tions to the legislature, the oath was administered to the incoming officers and the joint session adjourned as the crowd dispersed. The inauguration took place in rep resentative hall. Shortly after 2 o'clock members of the senate arrived and took seats reserved for thmn. The joint session was called to order with Speaker Kelley and Lieutenant Governor McKe'.vie presiding. Com mittees were appointed to notify the retiring and incoming governors that the legislature was ready to receive them. Each w'as given generous ap plause as he appeared with his com mittee escort. The messages of both governors were longer than usual, covering a wide range of proposed legislation and going into considerable detail as to some of it. The oath was administered to the new' set of state officers by by Chief Justice Manoah B. Reese. Following are the men inducted into office. John H. Morehead, governor. S. R. McBride, lieutenant governor. Addison Wait, secretary of state. William B. Howard, state auditor. Walter A. George, treasurer. James E. Delzell, state superintend ant. H. G. Taylor, railway commissioner. Governor Morehead. in his inaugu ral address, differs materially in his stand on a number of matters of great intereST to the state from that of Gov ernor Chester Aldrich. Among these are the board of control, development of water power and university re moval. Governor Aldrich comes out strong ly against public ownership of water power development, urges caution in the enactment of laws so that they will not be so drastic as to frighten away capital, and thinks it might come under the same system of regulation as the railroads. Governor Morehead recommends an appropriation for the investigation of the water pow'er resources, before any legislation is enacted, and asserts that the rights to the same should be re served to the people, and relinquished only under proper leases from the state, whereby the rates and uses of the same are fully controlled. Governor Aldrich goes so far in his board of control recommendations as to advicote that any member or officer of the board or institution under its control, who either directly or indi rectly tries to influenoe another mem ber or appointee, or attempts to get him to adopt bis political views, or to favor any particular candidate for of fice, should be removed from office. Governor Morehead says he will en deaver to name honest, intelligent men to this board, and hopes that by buy ing supplies for the state through the purchasing agent, and adopting better business methods, they can bring a much more efficient and economical administration. Spencer Will Contest. The secretary of state has received official notification that Charles F. Spencer of Lexington, a democrat, will dispute the seat of W. \V. Stebbens, a republican, for a chance to repre sent the Sixty-seventh representative district in the coming session of the legislature. Legislative Notes J. J. McAllister of Dakota City pre sented Speaker Ke'ley with a gavel, recodifying committee and report on the work of revising the statutes. Secretary of the Senate Barnard will stamp and mail all letters placed on his desk by the senators. They will not be allowed to handle their own stamps. Though no democrats landed from Douglas county in the house, several democrats from Omaha will get jobs in the lower branch. The senate decided not to pay its employees until they started to work. InUhe house pay starts as soon as the appointment is made, though some em ployees do not work for two weeks. A Legislative Issue State ownership of telephones and telegraph companies and of water power sites and development com panies will be one of the issues brought before the present legislature. I nless a marked change in sentiment appear.-;, the questfon of state owner ship will not get very far. The major ity of the members of both houses be ’ieve the time Is not ripe for the s’atp to embark in such business enter prises, and in‘the second place the pressing-of the question will bring a flock of corporation lobbyists. Legislation for Boys and Girls. Measures, governing street labor by children- and advancing the age limit of boys etnployed as night messengers are being drafted by Judge Howard Kennedy of the juvenile court of Omaha, to be submitted to the legisla ture this session. A more stringent law governing the sale of opium prob ably will also be drafted by the juve nile judge. The child street labor law would be separate from the child labor law now on the Nebraska statutes, while the night messenger-boy meas ure would be oR«r*d as an amendment. BRIEFS FROM THE GOVERNOR. Some of the Things in His Message) to Legislature. Opposes the removal of the state university from the present campus. Opposes the building of a new capi to! at this time. Favors the construction of a build ing to house the state library, the su preme court and the State Historical society, if the historical society will deed its land to the state. Supreme court should be divided into sections. Favors a liberal financial policy toward educational institutions. Favors a blue sky law such as is in force in Kansas. Opposed to any appropriation for an exhibit at the San Francisco expo sition. State normal schools should be placed under the board of regents or the board of control. Independent voting should be en couraged and the party circle abol ished. Governor should be limited to single term. Declares against “log-rolling." Appropriation bills should be made a special order early in the session. Board of control members must give whole time to state. t'nnecessary employees at state in stitutions should be dropped. Would purchase a Sarpy county farm for Mrs. Roy Blunt during her life. Recommends a state reformatory for short-term prisoners. Opposes contract prison labor. Would make illicit traffic in drugs at penal institutions a felony. Water power rights should be re served to the people and let out on lease. Recommends an agricultural course at the Kearney Industrial school. Favors intensive farming and rec ommends county agricultural experts. Suggestions of Gov. Aldrich. Establishment of au intermediate re formatory. Strictter marriage laws, prohibiting the union of those mentally and phy sically incompetent. Abolishment of the rural life com mission. Declaring smuggling of opiates into the state prison a felony. Payment of part of wages of con victs to their dependents. Improvement at present state prison Appropriation of $50,000 a year for state publicity department. Strengthening the Sackett law. Placing of water power companies under the state railway commission. Law to do away with the assump tion of risk defense in personal injury cases. Better system of road laws, with state highway commission. Wage earners’ insurance act to care for injured workingmen and those de pendent on them. Great care in framing method of putting initiative and referendum into effect. Comprehensive laws governing the state board of control and defining their duties. Revision of the present taxation j laws. Passage of a blue sky law regulating j character of securities offered for sale in state. Prevention of “log-roliing” in the legislature. Enactment of law prohibiting liquor interests from contributing to cam paign funds. An eight-hour day for all workers j especially those in state and municipal | work. Legislative League Banquet. The executive committee of the Ne braska Legislative league met to pre pare for the second annual banquet which will be held February 13, and appointed a committee to rush the members. A House Contest. One contest has been properly lodged in the house, the contest pa pers in the case of C. F. Spencer of Dawson, democrat, against W. M. Stebbins, republican, having been de livered by the secretary of state to the speaker. Mr. Stebbins was elect ed by three votes, and Mr. Spencer al leges irregular count in every precinct of the district, the intention being to secure a recount of the ballots by the legislature. Two years ago the legis lature refused to go back of the re turns in the Scheele-Wertman case. Indians Have a Bill. Northeast Nebraska Indians are going to take a hand in the bill to be presented at the present session of the legislature, which is designed to clear up the marital relations of many of them. The measure will legalize all divorces which have taken place under the tribal forms and will rec ognize the present wives of all the "men folks" as their legal helpmeets. The enactment of the law will remedy a great deal of trouble which has ex isted in the past and will provide easier ways for settling estates. Would Reduce Road Width. Fifty-four feet will be established as the standard width for Nebraska roads, if the bill which Representa tive G. W. Fuller of Seward will intro duce passes the law-making body. All roads having the regulation width of sixty-six feet, and roads having the irregular width of more than fifty-four feet, will be cut down to the latter dimension under the proposed enact ment. This will leave at each side of the sixty-six-foot highway a strip six fee. ■ id’'. The biil will cede this to adjoining property owners. Demand for Fish Met For the first time in the history of the game warden's department, ac cording to a report by Chief Game Warden Miller, he has been able to meet all demands In the last bien nium for fish for public and private waters. During the biennium 20, 771,120 fish have been distributed over the state in waters where application had been made for a supply. Of this number the greater proportion were wall-eyed pike, of which 18,625,000 were put out. Brook trout came to the number of 812,750. Three Fascinating Frocks Designed for the Really Smart Dresser 1. The new tunic in blue Liberty satin with panels of brocade, skfrt edget with black fox. 2. A harmony in black velvet and white tu/le, edged here and there with white fox. 3. A graceful frock in biscuit clcth with collar, sleeve revers and sash in ermine. A small red tie supplies the inevitable bright touch. JEWEL CASE AND PINCUSHION Double Convenience for the Woman Who Is Required to Do Consider able Traveling. One of the most convenient little accessories to the toilet for the wo man who travels about a great deal is a small jewel case and pincushion combined. It is made of a piece of fancy rib bon or plain satin twelve inches long and six inches wide. The material is sewed together lengthwise. then divided into three parts, four inches in each, either by stitching it on the machine or with very close cross stitch or featherstitching. Do this stitching four inches from one side first, then fill the center with wool to form the cushion in which to stick the pins, then stitch it across four inches from the other end. There you have a solid center with hollow end, and these ends are turned in to form a hem one inch wide. In these a small casing is run, with nar row ribbon placed through that so as to pull it up like a little bag on each end. This makes a flat cushion in thfe center, having baglike ends in which the jewelry is kept, brooches, brace lets, rings, chains and the watch, when it is not in use. The cushion can be decorated with some pretty design done in cross-stitch or an embroidered initial or a small spray of flowers. Such a case can be made of any material you may choose. Brocaded satin is always pretty; plain satin cov ered with lace or coarse linen that can be laundered will be found a satis factory substitute for other more ex pensive fabrics. One side of the cushion may be used for jewels and the other for sewing material?—cotton, scissors, needles, etc.—or lor a soft ball of darning cotton, that is always handy to have when traveling. This combination cushion and case will make a splendid gift for the young girl who Is attending boarding school or for one aw'ay from home. FEATHER-TRIMMED CHAPEAU. This hat is composed of violet vel vet, the brim being deeper over the back of the neck, and is trimmed with a plume of ostrich feathers drooping over the left side. Silk Lace Scarfs. Silk Spanish lace scarfs, dyed to ! match the gown, are in favor for eve l ning use. Some of the handsomest i scarfs ,at presen* are made of a tine | crepe de chine with insets of em I broidered voile in the border design. ! One very lovely one shown by a Chest ! nut street importer is of a beautiful rose color, handsomely embroidered, with exquisite roses also embroidered j on the large voile insets. In all the i decoration the finest graduations of ; rose color melting into white were used. Tray Tables. The Tripoli tray table is a thing of parts—three in number. There is a large top tray, a small tray (which fits on supports a third way up the legs of the stand) and the folding stand. When not in use this four legged stand may be folded and stowed away in a small space. The trays are made of bamboo, and are strong yet light in weight, and can be easily washed. This table would be very ornamental for a tea or re freshment table in a bachelor maid's den. BEST SCENTS FOR THE BATH Much Choice Is Possible, and a Wo man May l)6e Any Particular Per fume Which She May Prefer. The commonest form of the bath as a beautifier is the bi,'.n bath. This particular bath has the advantage of being inexpensive and efficient at the same time. The bran should be sewn into a neat little square sack of cheesecloth covering, and dropped into the bath when the water is run In. The water must not be too hot, or the bran will be cooked and thus rendered useless, but if warm water is poured on it a creamy mass is formed, which will render the skin delightfully soft, i For those who wish to be a little more elaborate there are sold at chemists and stores little sacks of bran mixed with various perfumed herbs, accord ing to taste, such as violets, orris root and sunflower seed. The milk bath is not unusual, and is is claimed that it has no rival in beautifying the skin. One well known beauty in Paris is understood to use milk for her bath always, and the skin of her throat and shoulders is as creamy a white as the liquid she is J supposed to bathe them with. Of course, one would not actually get right into a milk bath as one does with water. The milk is applied on wads of antiseptic cotton. Then, to prevent any stickiness, it is rubbed gently with eau de cologne. French women are also very partial to the use of alcohol in the bath. It is perfumed in some way with such scents as lavender or violet, and those who indulge in these baths or the bran ones use soap only once or twice a week. Sea bathing is probably the most bracing and the best form for the robust, but in a climate such as ours \ it cannot be recommended except in the hot months, unless the bather is j very strong. Those who are unfor- ! tunate enough to possess very irrita- ' hie skins will do well to eschew sea ; baths altogether. For ordinary bathing purposes most people use ammonia or borax, ihich not only softens the water, but is inval uable for cleaning the skin. It is nec essary, however, to exercise caution in the use of these two articles, for an ! overdose in the bath, instead of mak- ; ing the skin soft and supple, will J harden it and make it much too dry. Dark Furs Becoming. It seems odd that so few should | realize that dark furs are much more ! becoming than light, that is, to the | average woman. Sable, mink, black fox, make her complexion look a' its very best, whereas ermine, white fox, miniver and squirrel have exactly the i contrary effect. The newest way of wearing the j stole is to put the middle of it on in ! front, pass the ends over the shoul ders, crossing them at the back and bringing them forward under the arms. Even fur capes with their ] rounded or pointed back are worn ! in this fashion, certainly very warm 1 -nd comfortable, though slightly un 1 orthodox. Art In Making Bows. A woman who can tie a bow well I possesses an inborn talent not to be i easily acquired. Bow makers in some | dress centers have a calling of their ! own. We want bows for sashes, mil j linery. and so many purposes. The j new Japanese sash bow has four short | loops and two ends of uneven length. | For lingerie there is the shower I rosette of narrow ribbon with knotted ' ends, and the pin wheel with six | short loops ail the same length and i two ends knotted into a circle. The pin wheel rosett ?s figure in children's millinery, especially in gauze ribbon. Very pretty for ball or evening head dress is a twisted band of gold and silver ribbon with roses and buds made of satin ribbon. Ribbon flowers are greatly worn, so are all kinds of daisies made of white ribbon with yel low centers, and large roses are .asily constructed of soft satin. Tomatoes and Mushrooms. Cut some large tomatoes into halves scoop out some of the pulp, mix it with 10 or 12 chopped button mush rooms, two ounces of bread crumbs pepper and salt to taste and an ounce of butter. Fill the tomatoes with this mixture, bake in a moderate oven. LOYAL FRIEND BOB Scheme to Separate Lovers De feated by a Wild Flight in an Airship. By MILDRED CAROLINE GOOD RIDGE. A young man, well dressed and clever faced, coming rapidly down the principal street of Fairview, suddenly paused and stared ahead in a startled way. He had apparently observed some one he did not wish to meet, and he turned down a side lane at a brisk, excited walk. "It’s the constable, sure enough,” he said under his breath, "and I feel pretty sure he must be looking for me." The speaker glanced appre hensively back the way he had come, and then broke into a run. It was a singular position, that in which Cecil Morse found himself. Briefly stated, he was bent upon run ning away to get married. Others, including his legal guardian, Lawyer Grabbe, and his old maid daughter, Portia, and their hired emissary, the town constable, were set on nipping the golden progress of love's young dream in the bud. Cecil was heir to a liberal fortune. He lived with the Grabbe family. The lawyer was intent on keeping a hold on his ward and his fortune as long as he could. Incidentally he plotted to enmesh the young man in the snares of the somewhat faded beauty of the classic Portia. Now, Cecil had loved and won Claire Wyndham, who lived over in the next county. Her father was a tyrannical old fellow who had heard of the mutual attachment, thundered out that the lovers were too young to think of wedding bells, and had set his foot down—hard. The result was a plot on the part of the lovers. The Wyndhams were going to take Claire to Europe the following week. In the meantime she had gained permission to visit a schoolgirl chum at Brookville. There Cecil had been the day previous. There, too, all the arrangements had been Tnade for an elopement the next Sent His Machine Through Some Hair Raising Gyrations. evening. .lust now, Cecil had gone to a garage to secure the automobile he had engaged for the trip. The auto man was his friend. He told Cecil that the constable had been there looking for him. The lawyer had got wind of Cecil's plan to leave town, aud was bound to circumvent it. "I’m your friend, Cecil,” said the garage keeper, "so I warn you. They have the west turnpike guarded. The constable is looking for you with a warrant.” | "But I have committed no crime!” exploded the Indignant young man. “No. but the lawyer has secured the warrant on some flimsy charge. | The judge is his friend. They will lock you up without bail for a week, and by that time—” "Claire will be on her way to Eu rope—never!” declared Cecil to him self. and left the garage—to take flight at his first sight of the con stable, who was now in actual pur suit of him. Cecil was a crack sprinter. His one thought was to get out of town. He would trust to luck for guidance, once clear of his pursuer. Turning into an open stretch he discovered half a mile away a high board fence. "The very thing!" he cried exulting ly. "if my friend Bob Archer, is only on hand." There had been an aeroplane meet at Fairview for several days. Inside the inclosure was Archer, who was an airship enthusiast. He and Cecil had become great friends. The runner shot a rapid glance behind him. Less than a quarter of a mile away the constable was hot on his trail. Cecil followed the rounding fence until he came to a narrow open door way. It was a private entrance to the grounds. The guard sat on a stool midway in the aperture, his back towards him. Cecil could not afford to lose time in an endeavor to per suade this sentiflpl to allow him in gress. He simply ran ud against the man, tipped him flat off the stool, and sped on. followed by the execra tions of his astounded victim. "There is the Flyer." cheered Cecil, promptly making for a hangar beyond which a three-passenger biplane was getting ready for a flight. He recog nized the machine belonging to Bob. and its owner near by. All out of breath. Cecil ran up to his friend "Bob " he planted, "I'm in trouble! Got to get away from Fairview.” "Yon don't say so!” exclaimed Archer "Where to. may I ask?” “Brookville. and quick. The con stable is after me. Bob, it's about— what I hinted to you—the girl t love. They are trying to separate us.” "Jump in—the left seat back of the pilot post,” directed the young air man. "Strap yourself in. Give her a run. boys," he directed to his assist ants. Chug—chug!—the aerial beauty sped over the grass for thirty feet. Bob shot on the power. "Hold on, there! Stop that ma chine! In the name of the law—" "The mischief!” gasped Cecil. Tbev were leaving the ground, but not alone. Through his official author ity to enter the grounds the constable had fairly overtaken his prey. He had jumped at the machine and skimmed one of the wings. To pre vent damage and save him from a fall, Bob was forced to grab the bulky offi cial and drag him into the vacant seat. "Stop this machine!" flared the con stable. “I’ve got a warrant—” "Can't stop—got to finish this curve first. Here. Cecil, strap him in if he dosn't want a tip.” "Ugh! all!” spluttered the official turning pale as the biplane shot sky wards like an arrow. "Slip on that helmet," continued Bob, with a wink at Cecil. “Now then, the buffers, and the non-concus sion head piece." "See here—I don't—I won't!’ puffed out the constable, as, securely strapped in his seat, the steel and leather head pieces were forced upon him till he was well nigh suffocated and looked like a diver. “Murder! let me out!" suddenly yelled the involuntary passenger, but he squirmed in vain. He had forgot ten all official dignity by this time. Half frightened to death, as the mis chievous Bob sent the Flyer on a circling sweep that fairly took the j breath away, his uncomfortable victim I nearly fainted. "Oh, let me out—let me out!” plead ed the shivering official. Bob did not exactly engage in any "shoot-the-chutes" maneuvers, but he did send his machine through sojne decidedly hair-raising gyrations. Meantime, Cecil enjoyed it all He trusted to Bob. and this loyal friend and expert aviator certainly took him through. Once, in the spectacular flight, he leaned towards Cecil and received detailed instructions. There he vol planed, made a circuit, and the Flyer landed in an open field near Brook ville, easy and graceful as a bird sinking to its nest. Cecil quickly removed his safety belt and sprang to the ground. "Hold on, there!" shouted the con stable, “I’ve got a warrant for that young man.” "No good in this district, officer." smiled Bob. "We've landed just over the county line.” Cecil Morse disappeared. He was to reappear at the Wyndham home two days later. The happy wedded pair had sent a honeymoon wire to Papa Wyndham, pathetically telling him how sorry, but still how happy they were. The reply telegram had conveyed to them the time-honored sentiment: “Come home, and all will be forgiven!” (Copyright. 1912. by W. G. Chapman.) AS TO TRAIN FLIRTATIONS Drummer Gave Fatherly Advice to a Talkative Young Woman, and Was Rewarded. ‘‘Fifteen years on the road and not a flirtation yet, is my record," said the needle and thread drummer. ‘‘The only time a beauty ever spoke to me on the train was down in West Vir ginia on the way to Wheeling. ‘Do you know what time we get there?" she inquired. “ ‘Six-thirty,’ I told her. “ ‘You know.’ she continued, ‘I was never on a train before. It seems so J strange to me!’ “To make a long story short, she was the kind you read about in books, but seldom meet in real life—the real j innocent flower. When we got to Wheeling I put her on tile car for | Pittsburgh, her destination, and gave j her some fatherly advice about speak ing to strangers. “About three months later 1 was un packing the sample trunk after the long trip when the stock boy said there was some one down stairs to see me. There stood the girl and her father, who was a judge down in his own state. “ ‘I wish to thank you, sir. for yout kindness to my daughter while travel ing.' he said warmly. “I assured him it was nothing un j usual, but he thought otherwise and insisted on my taking dinner with him j that evening." “And since then you have wondered who she was?” put in the button man j “No,” said the needle and thread drummer. "She’s my wife now.” Traitor’s Tower. In Reroea we saw a huge tower in recent ruin. Great blocks of stone lie around In confusion, and piles of bro ken brick, mortar and masonary de claring what a mighty structure must have once existed there. The intelligent and wealthy Greek gentleman who kindly served as our guide told us that this tower w-hich had been sealed ufc by the Turks since the twelfth century, had lately been destroyed by the “Young Turks,” and that for a curious reason. It seems that in the eleventr and twelfth cen turies Reroea was in the height of its power. It was a city larger and more important than Salonica even, but il was betrayed to the Turks by a recre ant Christian, and the punishment oi the traitor, occording to tradition, was that he must wander around the tow er night after night through all the centuries until the Christians came again and he should give the keys of the city back to their former owners This tradition, with the hope of future Christian domination, eo pervaded the city that the Young Turks, it is said, destroyed the Traitor's tower, which Contained a great library, in order that the force of the superstition might be broken.—The Christian Her- , aid. — Cause for Turkey Shortage. Every one of the boarders was tus i sling with the question: "Why are tur- ! keys scarce and high this season?” At length the star boarder came for- i ward with this solution: “You see. the turkeys are very fond of apple orch- ; ards. This was a good year for ap- | pies. While the fowl(s) were out scratching in the apple orchard, the numerous apples falling from the trees hit the turkeys on the heads, killing them. Hence the present scarcity.” A long silence followed this infor mation. Then the cheerful idiot re marked mildly: “1 had attributed the turkey shortage to fatalities from ever exercise in the turkey trot."— Hartford Times. A HIDDEN DANGER It is a duty of the kidneys to rid the blood of urict acid, an irritating t poison that is con-1 stantly forming in side. r When the kid- p neys fail, uric acid causes rheumatic. attacks, headaches,; dizziness, gravel, urinary troubles, weak eyes, dropsy or heart disease. Doan’s Kidney Pills help the kid- i neys fight off uric ! “inn Picture \ Tails a AStor" acia—Dnnging new strength to weak kidneys and re lief from backache and urinary ills. A Montana Case Mrs. R. 8. Andrews. 1621 Eighth Avenue. Great Kalis, Mont., says: “My limbs, hands and feet became so swollen I couldn't stand. I was in agony with the pain. 1 wasso reduced In weight my pruirnts just hung on me. and 1 had given up in despair, ikian's Kidney Pills cured me completely, and oxer a year has elapsed without the slightest return of the trouble. Get Doan's at Any Store* 50c a Box DOAN'S FOSTER-MILBURN CO.. Buffalo. New York SPIRIT IN TUBERCULOSIS WAR t . ,, .. -- Nineteen Million Dollars Expended Last Year in Fight Against the Dread White Plague. Nearly $19,000,000 was spent in the anti-tuberculosis campaign in the United States during the year 1912, according to the fourth annual statis tical statement of expenditures in this movement issued by the National As sociation for the Study and Preven tion of Tuberculosis. The expenditures during the year for sanatorium and hospital censtruction and treatment make the largest single item in the total, amounting to nearly $16,800,000. This is an increase of nearly $5,000, 000 over the same group of expendi tures for the year 1911. The anti tuberculosis associations and commit tees spent over $765,000, w’hile dis pensaries and tuberculosis clinics spent over $500,000. Over $415,000 was spent for the maintenance and establishment of open-air school and fresh air classes, which is more than double the amount spent for this pur pose in 1911. Official, state and mu nicipal expenditures outside of the maintenance of institutions, which are included in the other totals, amounted to $280,000. In addition to these figures, about $500,000 wras spent by hospitals for insane and penal institutions In caring for their tuberculosis inmates. Army Officer Musn't Umpire. It is found in the army that it will not do to let officers act as umpires in ball games and orders have been issued to forbid it. It seems that the players take advantage of the great American baseball player’s right to abuse the umpire, and it is found that it destroys the army discipline, when the umpire is an officer, to have pri vates call him such names as "mutt,” "bone-head,” etc. Short of Breath. Patience—What sort of a dog is that? Patience—A kuickerbocker poodle? Patrice—A knickerbocker poodle. Patrice—Yes; don't you notice his short pants? Following Orders. Doctor (to Mr. J., whose husband is very ill)—Has he had any lucid inter vals? Mrs. J.—’E's 'ad nothink except what you ordered, doctor.—Lippin cott's. The Infant Terrible. “Mr. Lilsbeau, is it true that you hain't got sense enough to .come in out of the rain?" "Yes, Miss Kitty; you must always believe what papa tells you." A bird in the hand fails to catch the early worm. And a baby would rather go to sleep than listen to a lullaby. DREADED TO EAT. A Quaker Couple’s Experience. How many persons dread to eat their n#als, although actually hungry nearly all the time! Nature never Intended this should be so, for we are given a thing called appetite that should guide us as to what the system needs at any time and can digest. But we get in a hurry, swallow our food very much as we shovel coal into the furnace, and our sense of appetite becomes unnatural and perverted. Then we eat the wrong kind of food or eat too much, and there you are— indigestion and its accompanying mis eries. A Phila. lady said: “My husband and I have been sick and nervous for 15 or 20 years from drinking cofTee—feverish, indigestion, totally unfit, a good part of the time, for work or pleasure. We actually dreaded to eat our meals. (Tea is just as injurious, because it contains caffeine, the same drug found in cof fee.) “We tried doctors and patent medi cines that counted up into hundreds of dollars, with little if any benefit. “Accidentally, a small package of Postum came into my hands. I mads some according to directions, with surprising results. We both liked if and have not used any coffee since. “The dull feeling after meals has left us and we feel better every way. We are so well satisfied with Postum that we recommend it to our friends who have been made sick and nervous and miserable by coffee.” Name giv en upon request. Read the little book, “The Road to Wellville," in pkgs. Postum now comes iu concentrated, powder form, called Instant Postum. It is prepared by stirring a level tea spoonful in a cup of hot water, adding sugar to taste, and enough cream to bring the color to golden brown. Instant Postum is convenient: there’s no waste: and the flavor is always uniform. Sold by grocers— 50-cup tin 30 cts., 100-cup tin 50 cts. A 5-cup trial tin mailed for grocer’s name and 2-cent stamp for postage. Postum Cereal Co., Ltd., Battle Creek. Mich. Adv.