Ike Loop City Northwestern >■ --—■ ' J. W. BI/RLEIGH, Publisher i Loup city, • • Nebraska KWS OF THE WEEK CONDENSATIONS OF GREATER OR LESSER IMPORTANCE. i BOILING DOWN OF EVENTS National, Political, Personal and Other Matters In Brief Form for All Classes of Readers. Congress. Democratic senators hope to be able to hold up Taft’s appointments. Representative Browning introduced a bill for a comprehensive currency system. Senator McCumber introduced a bill to repeal newspaper publicity law. The house banking and currency sub-committee decided to take testi mony of persons at hearings to be gin April 6. Repesentative Clayton introduced a bill authorizing the supreme court to regulate procedure in common law cases before federal courts. Director Stratton, of the bureau of standards, opposed before the house agriculture committee a bill for regu lation and tax of oleomargarine. Senator McCumber introduced a bill to pension former presidents as tommanders-in-chief of the army at 110,000 annually and $5,000 for former president’s windows. A bill that would establish a free Inail delivery in cities having second and th*rd class postoffices was intro duced by Representative Griest of Pennsylvania. The first bill introduced in the house was one by Representative De forest of New York to pension former presidents and widows of former pre sidents. Chairman Clapp ot interstate com merce committee, announced an effort would be made to reach an agreement on a report recommending amend ments to the anti-trust law. A voluminous bill that would reor ganize the personnel of the naval es tablishment and the marine corps wat introduced by Representative Padgett, chairman of the house committee on naval affairs. Estimates for running the govern ment during the fiscal year of 1914 was submitted by t'e secretary of the treasury. ' They aggregate $23, 415,455, an increase of $72,078,248 over 1913 and include $56,766,992 for river and harbor improvements. Senator Works has prepared for in troduction in the senate a bill making it a felony for any person or corpora tion to interfere with another person or corporation obtaining financial aid in the organization or carrying on of any intestate business. State and Treasury department of ficials are prepared to urge upon con gress the passage of stringent laws for the suppression of promiscuous traffic in opium, cocaine and other narcotics in accordance with the con clusions of the international confer ence held at The Hague several months ago. Genera>. Congressman Frank P. Woods of the Tenth Iowa district is seriously ill with penumonia. Judge Archbald will take no per sonal part in impeachment proceed ings against him. The customs court decided to hear arguments January 14 regarding the ;wood pulp and paper case. American and English volunteers are working energetically against cholera in Constantinople. The United States supreme court declared the Union Pacific-Southern Pacific merger to be illegal. Secretary MacVeagh has about completed preparations for a change in size and design of the currency. An investigation of alleged viola tions of the internal tax laws in the manufacture of oleomargarine was begun by the federal grand jury at Chicago. Cameron Forbes, governor-general of the Philippines, in this country for the last nine months convalescing from a severe illness, left Washington for San Francisco to sail for Manila. A cabinet crisis has arisen in Tokio over - the refusal of the minister of war, Lieutenant General Uyeherh, to accept a cabinet decision rejecting the scheme for increasing the mili tary forces in Korea. Religion was declared the most po tent agency for the settlement of dif ficulties between labor and capital be fore delegates to the meeting of the federal council of churches of Christ in session at Chicago. Fire in a Muscatine, Iowa, lumber yard caused $40,000 damage. The Austro-Hungarian and Italian ministers at Athens protested to the Greek government against the bom bardment of the Albanian town of Aviona. Total contributions for the Taft e&mpaigu were close to the million mark. Col. H. G. Catrow of Dayton, O., of the Third Ohio infantry, national guard, was chosen commissioner gen eral for the international rifle match es to be held at Camp Perry, Ohio, next September. M. Jusserand, the French ambas sador to the United States, announced at a meeting of the French institute in New York a gift of $100,000 from James Stillman, banker, of that city, to the School of Fine Arts in Paris, Franfce. The selection of Major General Hamilton as adjutant general of New York was announced by Governor elect Sulzer. "Fifty years ago John J. Ingalls of Atchison ran for lieutenant governor of Kansas and lost. Last month his youngest son, Sheffield Ingalls, ran for the seme office and won. While rebels overrun districts of '"Mexico, property-owners are not al lowed to arm for eelf-protection. An Iowa man who unwittingly fur nished an Indian lkjuor, for which, he' was fined and imprisoned, was grant ed pardon by President Taft. Woodrow Wilson says he is keeping an open mind, and wants advice from anyone. The Hamilton club of Chicago has undertaken the task of bringing re publicans and progressives together. Lieutenant General Torauchi, gov ernor-general of Korea, was appoint ed premier of Japan. An armistice was signed between Turkey and the members of the Bal kan allies, except Greece. Congressman Norris objects to se cret hearings of federal cases before masters in chancery. Eight were killed and a number in jured in a wreck on the Pennsylvania road in Ohio. Democratic senators may oppose confirmation of recent nominations of President Taft. The Great Northern railway has in creased its capital stock from $210, 000,000 to $231,000,000. Mayor Fitzgerald of Boston says the government may be compelled to own the coal mines. It cost the democratic committee more than a million dollars to elect Wilson and Marshall. The design has been accepted for a magnificent monument at Washington to Lincoln. Attorney General Wickersham says the Sherman anti-trust law is effect ive in criminal cases. Governor Blease of South Carolina a second time proclaimed his belief in the law of lynching. Implement dealers, one a Nebraska man, testified against the Internation al Harvester company. The house, without a dissenting vote, passed the bill providing for a physical valuation of roads. Railroad men have evolved no plan for the divorcement of the Union and Southern Pacific properties. Setting as a court of impeachment, the senate began the trial of Federal Judge Robert W. ArchbaH. A bill looking to Philippine inde pendence was reintroduced in the house. An agent of the International Har vester company admitted the expendi ture of money to kill a bill. Germany stands ready to go to the aid of her ally, Austro-Hungary, if conditions become threatening. President Taft’s attention may be called to what is declared a violation of neutrality on the Mexican border. Phoebe Davis, known to playgrowers the country over for her long time im personation of the role of Anna Moore in “Way Down East,” died at the her home in Larchmont, N. Y. Peter Pravata, who escaped from the Houston, Tex., penitentiary last December, after serving seven years of a ninety-nine year sentence for murder, is locked up at Yonkers, N. Y. Two masked highwaymen, armed with revolvers, entered the depot In Salt Lake City, compelled the ticket agent to open the safe and robbed It of about $300. An endowment of $500,000 for the big sisters’ movement for the care of the homeless and wayward girls of the Protestant religion is expected from Mrs. William K. Vanderbilt. Foreign Minister Sazanoff intro duced a bill in the Russian council of ministers for the establishment of Russian consulates at Pittsburgh, Seattle, Nome, Honolulu and other places. Mrs. Minnie Laduque of Dallas, Tex., was acquitted of the charge of murdering her husband, W. H. La duque, last summer because of his at tentions to other women. Her’s was a straight case of "unwritten law.” President Taft is seriously con sidering making a fifth trip of inspec tion to the Panama canal zone. The president is greatly interested in the construction of the canal and it is known that he would like very much to see the progress that has been made since his last visit there. “There is no danger of a panic but the exorbitant price of money is tight ening up business,” declared Repre sentative Jefferson Levy before the house banking and currency commit tee, which took up his resolution di recting the secretary of the treasury to deposit $50,000,000 of government funds in national banks. Albert S. Gillett, founder and for sixty-five years the president of the Girard Fire Insurance company of Philadelphia, died in Washington, aged 94 years. Mr. Gillett had been a resident of Washington for nine teen years, although he retained his business connections in Philadelphia. His death was due to old age. Five hundred and seventy-six thous and eggs are reported to have been thrown on the market at a loss of 2 cents a dozen by Chicago dealers. Thousands more were offered with no takers. Commission merchants say the price of storage eggs is not near the bottom yet and predict that with more than a million and a half cases in storage eggs will drop nearly 10 cents a dozen before the new year. Personal. Lucile Cameron (white) and Jack Johnson (black) were married at Chi cago. Governor Blease of South Carolina reiterated and emphasized his belief in lynch law. President Taft, in a second message to congress, said be was done with tariff tinkering. Representative Norris intoduced a bill providing for publicity at govern ment anti-trust hearings. A. G. French of Elmdale, N. D., under indictment for embezzlement,’ was arrested in New York. Andrew Carnegie on bis 77th birth day said the world was getting; better. Secretary of Agriculture Wilson made what will be bis final report. Finish of the California count In dicates that Roosevelt has popular plurality but not all of the electors. Senator-elect Norris is preparing a bill proposing to prevent in future secret bearings before masters In fed eral cases. The Nebraska suffrage association, in session at Omaha voted to get wo man suffrage before the people of the ; state at the election in November, 19ia SENATOR PLACEK IS PLANNING FOR THEIR EMPLOYMENT. SET THEM TO MIKING BRICKS He Would Also Have Dipsomanics’ Systems "Sweated Out” by Steady and Honest Labor. A solution of the vexatious convict labor problem which has worried many past legislatures is to be pro posed at the coming session by Sen ator Placek of Saunders county. He has made a thorough study of the fun damentals of the prison labor problem and declares he believes in the mak ing of brick by a certain per cent of the convicts. The results sought for, both in a financial way and in a moral way, will be better achieved than by the pursuance of any other plan thus far suggested by legislators. Senator Placek proposes to have the state establish its own brickyard at which the product may be made for the state direct for use in erecting ad ditional buildings at various institu tions. In the event that there is no need for this, Senator Placek believes that the men could be kept at work manufacturing paving brick for use in constructing better highways over the state. Nor does Senator Placek provide alone for convcts. He declared that dipsomaniacs sent to the state hos pital for treatment should be worked in the plant, and that the "sweating out" would do more to relieve their systems of the effects of liquor than many of the cures now utilized for that purpose. In detailing the plan which he now has in mind and which he will incorporate into a bill at the coming session, Senator Placek said: “A modern brick yard, employing from fifty to seventy-five convicts, can produce 60,000 paving brick or 80,000 building brick per day. Sixty thous and paving brick per day for 300 days would produce 18,000,000, and at $15 per thousand make a total money value of $290,000 per annum. Eighty thousand building brick per day for 300 days would produce 24,000,000 brick at $10 per 1.000, or a money value of $240,000 per annum. The state should make its own brick for state buildings. One can safely esti mate that the state can use 5.000,000 brick annually for extending the vari ous state institutions and thereby save $35,000 annually on that item alone. Only seventy-nve convicts wouiu be necessary to produce this enor mous amount of money, and the bal ance of 450 convicts can be used for laying brick in building paved roads over the state. At present only about 200 convicts are steadily employed by contractors at 55 cents per day, earn ing the state about $30,000, which sum does not cover the maintenance, and the state is compelled to pay a deficiency of $15,000 to $25,000 every two years, and in addition thereto pay for machinery, improvements and ad ditions. “For the past ten years bills have been introduced aqlting for an appro priation of $50,000 to $75,000 in cash and providing for issuing of bonds to the extent of $200,000, payable in from ten to twenty years, and draw ing interest at 5 per cent, while a modern brick plant, including land, and buildings for housing the con victs can be established for from $75,000 to $100,000. There is just as good shale in a certain part of Ne braska as anywhere, and we can make just as good paving brick as at Galesburg or Purrington. I have in mind a tract of land having the very best shale, which can bo purchased for $200 per acre, and it would take seventy-five to one hundred years to exhaust it. V>'e have also about sixty dipsomaniacs confined qt the hospital for the insane who spend their time in idleness, and, if necessary, put them to work also; and I believe that the sweating process is the best remedy for driving liquor out of the system yet discovered. Martin Files Bond. The bond of Attorney General Grant Martin is the first of the state officers’ bonds to be filed with the secretary of state. It is for $50,000 and is in favor of the American Surety company of New York. Lumbermen Are to Visit Panama. Colon and the Panama canal will be the destination of the Nebraska lum bermen when they make their annual trip following their convention to be held next January. They will leave Lincoln January 21 and arrive in New Oleans over the Illinois Central Janu ary 25, sailing the following day. They expect to be absent three weeks. Reservations have already been made for seventy-five and 'it is expected that there will be one bun dled in the party. Bonds for Equipment. The Chicago & Northwestern Rail way company has made application to the Nebraska State Railway commis sion for authority to issue equipment trust certificates in the sum of $10, 000. The funds to be used for the purpose of new equipment. These bonds are issued and taken up by an intermediary company, which issues the money to the railway company from time to time as it is needed to buy new equipment and the railway company nays ofT the bonds in ten in stallments of $1,000,000 each. Land Nearly All Taken. Indications are that practically all of the free land in this state has been taken. The report bearing the date of December 1 shows on that date there were nineteen sections in the Valentine land district Bubject to en try. This land is nearly all In the central portion of Cherry county, twenty to twenty-five miles from rail road. It is all sandhill land, but is said to be excellent for grazing. It can be filed upon under the provisions of the Kinkaid law that allows 640 acres to the applicant. rates of woodmen. Consul Talbot Says Members Will Be Protected. Head Consul Talbot of the Modern Woodmen issued a statement in Lin coln relative to the return to the in turn to the insurance rate effective in that order before the head camp sought to readjust the rates. The statement is to be given in full in the current issue of the order’s official paper. In part Mr. Talbot says: “To relieve the members from any undue anxiety or concern with refer ence to their particular certificate or status, I want to assure every mem ber that it is the determination of the executive council that no member of this society shall suffer injury or in justice because of any transfer that may have been made, or of his pres ent condition in the fociety brought about by his compliance with the new rate by-law complained of. The head clerk will, as rapidly as possible, take these different conditions up as business will permit, and properly, fairly and equitably adjust them so that no neighbor will have just cause to complain. To this end it is pro posed by the executive council that pending said appeal and until further directioons, to discontinue writing any new business upon the new table of rates or to receive or to permit transfers of old members to any of the new rates adopted at the Chicago head camp. “The method of this transfer back to the former condition will be by the neighbor returning to the head clerk, C. C. Hawes, Rock Island, 111., his new certificate with the request that he be restored to his former status. Those members who have filed with the head clerk their application for transfer to one or more of the new plans and have not yet received a new certifi cate will have returned to them their old certificate and they will be car ried at their former rate. Any mem ber who has been written upon the new plans and joined the society since May 1, has the privilege to re turn his present certificate to the head clerk and receive in lieu thereof a certificate based upon the old by lawand rate.” Senate Good Enough for Hoyt. Samuel Hojrt of Gordon has issued a circular, which has been received at the state house, in which he calls upon the lower branch of congress to vote itself out of existence. He claims that the United States senate is competent to make any laws neces sary and the president should en dorse them. He says that the aboli tion of the lower house of congress would save the country $5,000,000. He further suggests that three senators be elected from each state and that the country be divided into three dis tricts, with a senator from each dis trict, which would make a body of 144 senators, making a better and more stable form of government. With such a condition “we can trust in God, the president and the senate to enact just laws for all.” -*t—> Governor Selects Road Governor Aldrich has designated the Omaha-Lincoln road by way of Ashland as the one to be improved as a post road under a recent enactment of congress. The government has set aside $10,000 to hid in the improve ment of fifty miles of road in Ne braska, providing that the state or lo cal subdivisions along the selected route will furnish double that amount. Johnson Visits in Lincoln. Herbert Johnson, a Lincoln boy, and now cartoonist on the Philadelphia North American, is visiting his par ents, Mr. and Mrs. J. W. Johnson of this city. Mr. Johnson is a graduate of the State university and cartooning came to him so naturally that he took it up as a vocation and without any special instruction has made good. Good Job Awaits Some One. There is an opportunity for some one who understands birds and officce work to get a $2,500 job from the government. Chief Game Warden Mil ler has received word that the govern ment desires an administrative as sistant in the game preservation de partment. Oil inspectors Report. The report of the state oil inspector for the last month shows cash on hand at the beginning of October to be $1,200; receipts of the office for the month. $5,081.80, making a total on hand at the end of the month of $6,281.80. The disbursements were $1,353.04. Lincoln Democrats Want Peace. Lancaster county democrats want a place on the new board of cont'ol which will be appointed by the new democratic governor. One of the most prominent men mentioned for the place is William Foster, who was a candidate for the legislature and was defeated. Boys Break Records. Reports already received at the of fice of the State Board of Agriculture in the boys’ corn contest conducted annually by that board indicate that all records tor corn production in Ne braska will be broken by the boys this year. Fifteen reports show an average yield of seventv.nine bushels per acre, which is nearly three times the average yield for the state. Four of the fifteen report over 100 bushels per acre and tw’elve are over sixty bushels per acre, while the highest yet reported is 126 bushels. Rehearing of Bank Robbers’ Case. May Woodworth, said to be a resi dent of Omaha,, and who avers that she is a friend of Bank Robbers Har ry Forbes and John Evans, at present serving terms in the state penitentiary, has filed a petition with the state su preme court, asking that the convictB' case be reinstated before that tri bunal. Both men, who were pals of the late “Shorty” Gray, are at present serving 'twenty-eight-year terms for complicity in the Giltner bank rob bery which occurred eighteen months ago. . -* -y... .. . as 10 lie in • HOUSE COMMITTEE WILL CON TINUE INVESTIGATION. THOSE SUMMONED TO APPEAR Impeachment Trial in the Senate and Other Matters in the Two Houses of Congress. Washington.—The resumption of the "money trust” investigation Monday and a hearing Tuesday on the O’Shaunessy resolution for a con gressional investigation of the Grand Trunk & New York. New Haven & Hartford railroad Operations in New England promise to divide congres sional attention this week, with the Archbald impeachment trial and the consideration of general legislation in the two houses. Before the end of the week it is ex pected two inquiries will be under way, the campaign expenditures inves tigation by the Clapp committee and the “shipping trust" inquiry by the house committee on merchant marine. Bankers aud financial men from New York, Baltimore and Pittsburg are under subpoena to appear before Chairman Pujo's "money trust” inves tigation committee during the week. The trial by impeachment of Judge Robert W. Archbald of the commerce court, which began in the senate last Tuesday, wearied a majority of the members of that body by the end of the week. Efforts will be made this week through the medium of longer sessions to hasten the presentation of testimony. With scores of witnesses still to be heard members of the sen ate are skeptical as to the possibility of concluding the trial before the Christmas recess. Appropriation legislation will hold the right of way in the house. It is expected that the legislative, execu tive and judicial bill will be completed and passed during the week and that consideration of the Indian appropria tion bill will begin. The senate com mittee on appropriations has kept abreast of developments in the house on the legislative bill and it is be lieved the measure can be ready for j the senate within a few days after the senate committee receives it. That committee probably will make j changes that will add several mil lions of dollars to the measure. General legislation, aside from ap propriation bills, will receive little at tention in either house or senate this week. PLEADS FILIPINO’S CAUSE. Secretary of War Condemns Those Who Would Cast Race Off. Washington.—Unsparing condemna tion of those who would from “mis placed sentimentality or lazy self interest” cast the Filippinos upon the world in the state of helplessness and before they had acquired the full benefits of American civilization, is a strong feature in the annual report of Secretary of War Henry L. Stimson. Many other subjects of interest are treated in the report, such as the re lations of the National Guard to the army, the improvement of the army tactical methods, the inadequacy of the present reserve law and the cry ing need of citizenship for the Porto Ricans. Bull Moose Special. New York.—Col Theodore Roose velt and 150 other progressive party leaders and members left the Grand Central station for Chicago Sunday on a special train of ten cars from the rear of which in electric letters was emblazened “Bull Moose Special.” The occasion of this mid-winter poli tical activity was the proposed solidi fication of the new party and the lay ing of plans for future campaigns. To Free Filipinos. Washington. — Despite President Taft’s vigorous disapproval in his message to congress of the pending bill purposing immediate autonomy for the Philippines and absolute inde pendence in eight years, several pro minent democrats are preparing for its consideration in the house. — Wilson Cannot Go. Washington.—I became known Sun day that President-elect Wilson has j declined to accept President Taft’s offer to place at his disposal one of the navy’s big battleships to make a trip to the Panama canal zone. He is too busy. Wolves Attacking Cattle. Steamboat Springs, Colo.—Heavy snows and extreme cold have driven pack of gray wolves out of the tim ber and many cattle are falling vic tims to their attacks. Former Lincoln Teacher Dead. Grand Rapids, Mich.—Mrs. Mabel Cleveland Hastie, aged thirty-five wife of Dr. J. D. Hastie, died very suddenly after an illness of but three hours. She spent most of her girlhood in Nebraska, being a graduate from the state university in 1899. Jonathan Scott Hartley Dead. New York—Jonathan Scott. Hartley, sculptor of the Daguerre monument in Washington and of monuments and statues in many other cities, died of appendicitis, aged sfxty-seven. Official Vote of Michigan. Lansing, Mich.—The first complete figures on the presidential vote in Michigan was given out by the secre tary of state and shows that Roose velt carried Michigan by a plurality of 66,768 over President Taft, the latter being second in the race. Watch Robbers Loot Bank. Quincy, III.—While guests of a near by hotel, who were awakened by the reports, stood watching them, four robbers blew the safe in the Perry state bank at Perry, 111. QUEEN ALEXANDRA’S CHARITY British Home and Hospital at Streat ham Now Inadequate, Owing to Her Majesty’s Efforts. Queen Alexandra of England has a pet charity in the British Home and Hospital for Incurables at Streatham. Pounded in 1861, the institution soon became totally inadequate to care for the enormous number of cases which same under its province. In 1863, however, according to the Bystander, Queen Alexandra, then princes of Wales, became a liberal supporter. Through her donations ind the influence of her patronage Funds poured into the hospital until f-^-1 Queen Alexandra s Charity. it gained a sound financial basis. For many years it was situated in Clap ham road, but in 1894 the buildings be came so crowded that new' quarters were sought at Streatham. The pres ent building cost in the neighborhood of £27,000, which was subscribed by the public. The beneficiaries in the home are all persons of what the British term the middle classes—persons whc> shrink from charity and who prefer death to a life in a paupers’ home. They are known as guests of the in stitution, and their number includes university graduates, army and navy officers, members of the medical and legal professions. A new wing is being added to the hospital, which is to be called the Queen Alexandra wing, by permission of the queen. TEN-YEAR-OLD GIRL MARRIED Husband. Who Is Twenty-three Years Old, Gives an Appropriate Present to Young Bride. Thibodeaux, La.—Agnes Callahan, ten years old, was married the other day and quit the third reader class In the public school here. Her husband is Paul Dietz, twenty-three years old. The girl wore short dresses during the ceremony, but immediately after an nounced she would have the gowns lengthened as she was a married wo man now. The priest who performed the ceremony was opposed at first on account of the age of the prospective bride, but because the parents of both of the contracting parties insisted that the wedding should take place he final ly was prevailed upon to conduct the ceremony. The bridegroom as wedding present to his youthful bride presented her with a huge doll. The wedding was the result of a courtship begun when the bride was a baby. WHERE IS BATTING HEINE? Zimmermans Have Million-Dollar Es tate to Split Up and Cub Hero Isn’t Mentioned. Kansas City, Mo.—Hundreds of let ters from Zimmermans in all parts of the United States who seek to share in the $1,000,00 estate of J. K. Zimmer man, formly a cattleman of Waco, Tex., have been received by Judge J. E. Guinotte of the Kansas City pro bate court. Mr. Zimmerman, a bachelor, died in- | testate in Excelsior Springs, Mo., on October 6. S. B. Strother and F. P. Neal, administrators of the estate, also received a flood of letters. To date the administrators have listed twenty-seven heirs who claim a part of the estate. They are investi gating the claims of scores of others. | The estate is to be divided among ne phews and nieces of the deceased. It consists entirely of notes secured by real estate and chattels. GIRL IS GROWING A NOSE Katherine Godfroy of Fort Wayne Un dergoes Operation Which Prom ises Success. Fort Wayne, Ind.—Katherine God froy, three years old. is growing a new nose, and the materials are the left floating rib from her body and flesh taken from the right forearm. A year ago the child lost her nose through an accident. Three weeks ago physicians decided upon a novel operation. The floating rib was re moved from the chest and buried in the forearm, where it was allowed to remain until flesh grew about it. The forearm was then bandaged tightly to the child’s face, where it will remain until the flesh and bone unite with the forehead. The final step will be cutting the forearm loose from the built-up nose and the plac ing of skin to prevent scars. Thus far every step in the operation has been successful. PAINTS PORTS OF 1700 Elmer E. Gurnsey’s Notable Decora tion* Uncovered to New York Public. New York.—A notable series of dec orative paintings on the walls of the reception room of the New York cus tom house was uncovered to public view. The work is by Elmer E. Garn sey of ’White Plains and represents ten ports of the world prominent at the end ot the seventeenth century. The ports depicted are Amsterdam, Curacao, Fort Orange (now Albany), New Amsterdam (now New York), La Rochelle, London, Port Royal (Jamai ca), Plymouth (England), Cadiz and Genoa HIDDEN DANGER It is a auty or the kidneys to rid the blood of uric acid, an irritating poison that is con stantly forming in side. 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New York TROUBLE IN DINING ROOM Little Mixup Between Ladies Accept ed Philosophically by the Tor pidville Landlord. “At one time yesterday it looked like we was going to have a little trouble here in the dining room, but it didn’t come to nothin' much,’’ related the landlord of the Torpidville tavern. “Maxine and Sylphie, the young lad ies that are waitin’ table, got to squab blin’ about a p’int of etiquette, or the merits of their respective fellers, or something that-a-way, as ladies is everlastin’ly doin’, and Sylphie, I reck on it was, told Maxine, or mebby Max ine told Sylphie—anyhow, one told the other that she wasn't no better than she ort to be. And Maxine, or Sylphie, whichever it was, got sorter fussy about it and answered that she was too, and she didn’t care who knew it! And then they kind o’ tied in on each other and went 'round and 'round as it were, and it took ’em quite a while after it was over to wash the ketchup and broken glass out of their cofTers, as they call their hair. But that’s all it amounted to, and there’s no use in firin’ ’em, for ladies will be ladies and there ain’t no help for it.” —Kansas City Sun. Transmigrating Turkey. “The only time T ever believed in the transmigration of souls was one frosty November afternoon on my Indiana farm.” The speaker was George Ade, the humorist. He continued: “It was a day or two before Thanks- % giving. The trees were bare. The fields were a russet brown color. To ward me over those russet fields strutted a very plump, very large, very young turkey. “Then it was that an ardent belief in the doctrine of metempsychosis seized me. “ ‘You,’ I said to the superb bird ‘you are now a turkey. And you will die tomorrow. But, cheer up. Your next transmigration will be into the body of a humorist not unknown to fame.’ ” Thanksgiving Querry. A little girl on awakening Thanks giving morning was asked what she was thankful for. “Oh. a big turkey dinner and no school,” was the prompt reply. "But,” inquired her mother in sur prise, “are you not thankful that you have papa and mamma?” “Oh, I can be thankful for them any day.’' Plain Facts. "Men are a lot of four-flushers.” "How so?” “They tell a girl that all they want is to bask forever in the sunshine of her smile. And after marriage they expect her to cook, mend clothes, keep house and do an endless lot of plain hard work.” Just Betcre the Battle. “AVould you marry him if you were me?” * "I'd marry anyone that asked me, if I were you.” Its Cause. "Why, do they want corporal pun ishment restored in the schools?" “To whip the young idea into shape." i »_