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    ROOSEVELT AGREED
WILL ACCEPT NOMINATION “IF
TENDERED UE."
REPLIES TO THE GOVERNORS
WiU Adnere te This Decision Until
Notional Convention Has Ex
pressed Its Preference.
Srt York—"I will *«rpt the
•ooiiWiM (or prrfitfni if it is ten
dered Br and 1 will adhere to this
derision until the root tuition lias ex
pressed Hi preference." is Colonel
Tbnrfurr Roosevelt's reply to the
letter of seres republican goternors
asking hue to stood for nomination
The eagerly awaited reply was
Cites oat Sunday night at Colonel
House left’s offices here during his
absence os a trip to Boston It was
unexpectedly brief, bat definite. It
fallows
"New York. Feb. *1. 11*12.—Gen
(lessen I deeply appreciate your let
ter and I realize to the full the
besit responsibility it pats upon me.
expressing as is does the carefully
OLinstdered roatlrttotts cf the men
electsd by popular vote to t land as
the beads of government in their
•e. eral states.
~! absolutely agree with you that
ltd Batter is not •«# to be decided
w.’b any reference to the personal
preference or interests of any man.
hut purely from the standpoint of the
interests of the people as a whole. I
will accept the nomination for presi
dent if it m tendered to me and I
• ill adhere to this decision :.ntil the
content tor. has expressed its prefer
ease tcue of the chief principles for
which I hare stood and for which I
now stand, and which 1 have always
mdeatored and always shall endea
tor to reduce to action, is the gen
uine rule of the people: and there
fore I hope, so far as possible, the
people may b* git en the chance.
t*'*vug!i direct primaries, to express
their preference as to who shall be
the nominee of the republican pres!
dent mi conter.tioa Ver: truly yours.
rtUSUUflRE ROOSEVELT."
The Hon William K Glasscock,
goterri *r of the state of West Vir
ginia. Charleston. W Va
The Hon CVeler 11. Aldrich, gov
eraor of the State of Nebraska, Lin
roifi. Nrb
Tb» H>«. Hobrrt P Him. gorernof
af ibr tuie of N>» Hampshire. Con
cord X H
Tb»- Hu Joseph M Carey. not
mor of >lw- of Vrnlitf C'ey
ranr. ttjo
Tie Hoc fhxries Osborn. governor
of thr ttttr of Hichiwa. laiuinf!.
Midi
Thr Hob » R. St abb*, governor
of thr state of Kansas. Topeka. Kas
TV Hos. Herbert S. Hadley, gov
r-rnor of thr state of Missouri. Jeffer
sob (Tty Mo
Tfc* iWi w- r.inted tovtiixurt as
MrD1 tried at (Turuo tuo weeks ifo
and drifted s letter to Colonel Koose
irk. a«wr:::: there was a popular
denand for him to be president
-fM and ury ;.c L m to d^elare him
self as to whether be would accept
(be repubUcan nomination, if "it
came unsolicited and unite ugh t " Thr
fore* c* is ti# answer
Troops to Mexico
Wa&h t -ton Peer ideal Tuft soon ,
may be «hotbed with authority to send
troop* amoss 'he Mrii.su birder tc
'!«rU e.tber .sedition* of anarchy cr ;
fighting which might threaten lire* or j
property on th.- ride of thr litte
Alabama Solid for Taft.
Moetgomtrv. Ala.—Basalts of re
publican county .oon-niSan.; beid i
ttn.ugb« ’ Alabama Saturday show
President Tift will have a ro.iJ del
egaoo from this state to the Chicago
jW * « trt -ic Tberr aft! be Kooseielt i
deb sate* in the state convection, but '
nut ecc-igh to cause a split.
Sort cf a Constitution.
Wr . ui-ton - senator SrCuaher
newntiy told the senate inter-iiat*
(snarres committee that his federal
uxori-wails* ‘ ill for association.- j
cased is !t*er*stale comaerre was
“a sort of a constitution for contra
dm*
Harrigan's Daughter Elopes.
Dra Mult-* M i Rjtl Harrigfir,,
<iasxl.'«r of the iM.«al rninuer o(
tlte lh» Moiars Oijr Ratl»ay cjtn
iwcy r loped atd iti married id
tWaocM- to Orslani Tolland of this city,
a clerk a a riot tin* store. H >tb a*»
3 y« srs old.
Accused of Killing Wife.
Milwaukee. Wls.—A entrant char?
•.■it; tti iiii: Rutij«- eith the murder
u( his Annie Runge. by burning
at the boar at Jotn-on afreet and
I la a ley rued n« leaned here
Soon Up to fienate.
West ington —The tariff lezisla:k>-i
program ia the senate Bill be framed
at Mhetam a hich democrat?, pro
srrvaive r*-,e>!.!waas and regular re
pibUraci are pUnaing to hold very
soon after the Prance tonimitee fin
isfeat (tee! rev
-• f
Eight Dead Bodies Found.
MrAWcfer. Ok! — Reports to the
state mine iatperbir say eight bodiei
had been tak>ts from Mine No. » of
the Western Coal aid Mining com
imc.} in stub ffre broke out.'
Fataiitier by Fire.
letaiifter ffa -.- Flam Curtis
Bit burned to d*»tli and wue other
peraoci- in* severely injured, taro
perhaps fatally, aim celluloid scraps
caught Cte in the factory of the Puri,
tan Comb >ocut*ny. Forty others es
t aped uwajarad.
Bryan Not in the Field.
Denver. Calo. — Hob William J.
itryae. la a dpteca her * definitely art
at rant reports that he might be in
dared wait to make the race for
Che presidency He will no*, run.
Official National League Schedule for 1912
BOSTON
BROOKLYN.
AT
BOSTON
ALL THE
May 1234
June KSS!"
Sept. 30 Oct. 1 2
NEW YORK.
April 13 16 17
lune 19 20 21 22 22
Sept 223
April 11 12 13
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Oct. 3 4 5
PITTSBURGH...
June 5678
July 31 Aug. 12 3
Sept. IS 19 20
CINCINNATI.
June 14 15 17 17 IS
Aug. 5 6 7 S
] Sept. 21 23
CHICAGO.
June 134
Aug. 9 1« 12 13
Sept. 10 11 12 13
AT
BROOKLYN
April 22 23 24 25
May 29 SO 30 31
Sept. 5 6 7
REAL
April 18 19 20
July 3 4 4 5
Aug. 29 30 31
Sept 9
April 11 12 13
-May 24 25 27 28
July 6 Oct 3 4 5
April 16 16 17
June 19 20 21 22
Sept. 25 26 27 28
June 10 11 12 13
, Aug. 9 10 12 13
Sept. 14 16 17
June 13 4
July 26 27 29 30
Sept. 10 11 12 13
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Sept. 18 19 20
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I June 14 15 17 IS
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j Sept 21 20 24
AT
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April 26 27 29 30
June 2S 29 Julv 1 2
Sept. 26 27 2S
LIVE
May 1234
June 24 25 26 27
Sept. 30 Oct. 1 2
June 14 15 17 18
Aug. 5 6 7 8
Sept. 21 23 24
June 5678
July 31 Aug 1 2 3
Sept. 18 19 20
June 10 11 12 13
July 26 27 29 30
Sept. 14 16 17
May 31 June 13 4
Aug. 9 10 12
Sept 10 11 12 13
AT
PHILADELPHIA
April IS 19 30
Mav 24 25 27 28
Aug. 29 30 3!
Sept. 9
April 26 27 29 30
June 28 29 July 1 :
Sept. 2 2 3
April 22 23 24 25
Mav 29 30 30
Sept. 4 5 6 7
SPORTING
June 134
July 26 27 29 30
Sept 10 11 12 13
June 10 11 12 13
Aug 9 10 12 13
Sept. 14 16 17
June 14 15 17 IS
Aug. 5 6 7 8
Sept. 21 23 24
June 5 6 7 S
July 31 Aug. 1
Sept. IS 19 20
AT
PITTSBURGH
Mav IS 20 21 22 23
July 22 23 24
Aug. 26 27 28
May 6 7 8 9
July 12 13 15 16
Aug. 19 20 21
May 14 15 16 17
Julv 17 18 19 20
Aug. 22 23 24
May 10 11 13
July 8 9 10 11
Aug. 14 15 IS 17
NEWS
April 24 15 26 27
June 22 Julv 4 4 6
Aug. 29 30 31
May 12 3 4
May 24 25 July 1 2
Sept. 2 2 3
I April 18 19 20
3 ! Ma / 28 29 30 30
June 19
I Sent. 26 27 28
AT
CINCINNATI
May 14 15 16 17
Tulv 17 IS 19 20
Aug. 18 19 2C
May 10 11 12 13
luly 7 8 9 10
Aug. 15 16 17
May 18 19 20 21 22
July 21 5S- 23 24
Aug. 26 27
May 6 7 8 9
July 12 13 14 15
Aug. 22 24 25
April 14 15 16
April 28 29
June 20 21 23
Sept. 1 Oil. 5 6
PRINTED
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June 24 25 26 27
Sept. 5 6 7 8
April 21 22 23
June 28 29 30 July 1
Sept. 2 2 3 4
AT
CHICAGO
Mav 6789
Julv 12 13 14 15
Aug. 22 24 3
May IS 19 20 21 22
Julv 21 22 23 24
Aug. 26 27
May 10 11 12 13
July 8 9 10 11
Aug. 15 16 17
May 14 15 16 17
July 17 IS 19 20
Aug. IS 19 20
April 21 22 23
May 5 26
June 2S 29 30
Sept. 29 30 Oct 1
AT
ST. LOUIS
May 10 11 12 13
July 8 9 10 11
Aug. 15 16 17
May 14 15 16 17
Julv 17 IS 19 20
Aug. 22 24 25
Mav 6789
July 12 13 14 15
Aug. IS 19 20
Mav IS 19 20 21 »
Julv 21 22 23 24
Aug. 26 27
April 11 12 13
June 24 3 26 27
Sept. 5 6 7 8
April IS 19 20
May 27 3 3 30 30
Sept. 26 27 28
IN THESE
April 3 26 27 3
June 3
Aug.29 30 31 Sept. 1
Oct. 5 6
Mav 1245
May 23 24 3 3
Sept. 3 30 Oct 1
April 14 15 16
June an 21 22
Julv 4 4 5 6 7
COLUMNS.
FRANK SMITH TO QUIT
“Piano
Mover.” Noted Pitcher,
Eyes Restaurant.
Former Chicago White Sox Player
Satisfied With Cincinnati Contract
Loses Heart to Pittsburg
Cafe.
Frank Smith, the piano mover, for
mer pitcher of the Chicago White Sox,
has arrived home from a trip to Eu
rope and says be probably will quit
baseball for good to embark in the res
taurant business. Smith has been
dickering for a cafe in Pittsburg and
if be lands it says it is au revoir to
tbe dear old game for all time, so far
as he is concerned.
The Cincinanti club has returned
Smith's contract for his signature,
having accepted the big pitcher's
terms. Smith says he intends to quit
while his services are sought instead
of waiting until he is kicked out. He
believes, however, he could go along
for a year or so longer for the Cin
cinnati team and that he would pitch
good ball. The strenuous life of the
d.amend has lost its charm for the
hefty piano toter. to hear him talk,
and be longs for tbe quiet and inde
pendence of business life.
“Now. this is none of your holdout
yarns, for this very day I received a
contract from the Cincinnati club,
which accepted my terms. This was
the second contract 1 received from
the club. The first one did not suit
me and I returned it hnd told what I
wanted. Today I got the document
calling for my terms. But I will not
return It until I find out where I can
land the place of business 1 am seek
ing And I want to tell you that con
ducting a cafe will be much easier
Prank Smith,
than standing out there in the hot sun
trying to toil hitters."
Frank Smith was one of the oldest
members of the White Sox squad
when he was traded to the Boston Red
Sox in 1910 along with Billy Purtell
fof Harry I»rd and Ambrose McCon
nell. That trade became famous in
baseball history for its one-sidedness.
Neither Smith nor Purtcll was of any
value to Boston, while Harry Lord
is considered one of the greatest play
ers in baseball, and McConnell would
be nothing less than a wonder had he
not met with misfortune in crippling
him up.
Smith did valiant service for the
White Sox in 1000. when he helped
win the pennant in the American
Rcse Sets New Record.
A new world's record is claimed for
Ralph Rose, the well known athlete
who at an indoor meeting given un
der the auspices of the Olympic club
at San Francisco threw the rubber
shot 4? feet inches. Rose's new j
record beats the previous record. >
made by W W. Coe of Boston, by 1
toot 3^4 inches. Coe threw the rub- 1
ber shot 47 feet G*j inches.
Boston American's New Home.
The Boston American league base
ball grounds are now under construc
tion. The plant will be ready for oc
cupancy in the spring of 1912, and
will be much larger than the club’s
former home. Id Huntington avenue,
Boston. It is said the new park will
cost Dearly 1300.000, and will have
stands with room for 30,000 specta
tors.
St. Paul Gets Another O’Toole.
Pitcher Mike O’Toole has been sold
by Albany to the St Paul flub of tbe
American association. He Is a brother
of Marty O'Toole, who was purchased
by Pittsburg from tbe St. Paul club
'or $22,500.
PICKS LIST OF TWENTY
“GREATEST”
'Cy” Young, Dean of Pitchers.
A friend of Tim Mumane, a Boston
baseball critic, picks what is consid
ered by many old-time fans the strong
est list of the twenty greatest players.
His list, concerning which fans may
differ in one or two selections, fol
lows:
"Pitchers. 'Kid' Nichols, 'Cy' Young,
Mathewson. Walter Johnson and Ed
Walsh; catchers, Mike Kelly, Charles
Bennett and 'Buck' Ewing; first base,
Chase and Chance; second base. La
joie and Evers; third base. Collins;
shortstop. Long and Wagner; outfield,
Cobb. Clarke, McAleer, Schulte and
Delehanty.'
league. Like Joe McGinnity of the I
New York Giants at that time. Smith
was considered an iron man. He ■■
could pitch every other day if neces- j
sary. With all his faults Smitty had
many friends among White Sox fan
dom. who have a big place in their af
fections for the big fellow- who at one
time was one of their heroes.
Jap Runners in Olympic.
If the Japanese timekepers and ath
letic trainers may be believed, west
ern athletes will have to look to their,
laurels at the forthcoming Olympic
games, in which representatives of
Japan will participate for the first
time. According to dispatches re
ceived here, aspirants for the Olympic
trip were recently tried out at Tokyo
with surprising results.
One of the greatest surprises was
the lowering of the Olympic world's
record for the 25-mile Marathon race,
Shize Kanakuri of the Tokyo Higher
Normal school setting the mark at 2
hours 32 minutes. The record was
also broken by tw-o others—Sasaki, of
the Hokkaido Institute and Ide of the
Keio university, who finished second
and third.
May Run in Australia.
Australia promises to become the
Mecca for the profesional sprinters.
Late Cartmell and Fred Ransdeli. both
former University of Pennsylvania
stars, have just received invitations to
visit the land of the kangaroo and
race the stars of the earth there in
the biggest professional champion
ship races ever held. Cartmell is now
the world's champion by reason of his
victory over A. L. Postle, the English
runner, who previously held the title,
and Hansdell is the champion of the
intercollegiate A. A. A. A.
Attell “Gone Back.”
Abe Attel has either ‘gone back’’ a
long way. or lack of proper training
caused the poor showing with “Knock
out" Brown, writes Jim Corbett. I do
not believe Atteil faked. The betting,
in which he was always a hot favor
ite. proves that, in my opinion. There
was little Brown money in evidence.
"1 watched both boys closely during
the fight, and came to the conclusion
that Attell. realizing his miserable
condition, was fighting with the sole
idea of saving strength to last the ten
rounds.'
Baseball Players to Be Numbered.
Directors of the Pacific Coast
league have decided to number all
players. According to the plan
agreed upon, each player will wear on
his left sleeve a number assigned to
him. This number also will appear
on the score card. The season in
this league will open April 2 and close
Oct. 27.
Saginaw Leads in Attendance.
Saginaw led the South Michigan
league in attendance last season, wttn
Lansing second and Kalamazoo third.
/IOTES °f
SPOrafDOM
Clark Griffith says Bob Groom is
not a holdout, that he is merely tak
ing his time to consider the contract
offered.
. Clark Griffith's first offer to Detroit
pfor Moriarty was Eddie Ainsmlth.
That being refused he came back with
the cash bid.
The Red Sox have decided to leave
Paul Strand out at Spokane. He is
the 17-year-old wonder that John 1.
Taylor pafd 15.000 for.
Pitcher Martin of the Athletes has
received permission from Connie
Mack to remain at Tufts College, Med
ford, Mass., till May 1.
University of Chicago athletes have
purchased a new football since the
rules revision and decided to do all
the kicking with their feet.
Another game has been added to
the preliminary schedule of the Yan
kees. Georgia University will be
played at Athens on March 23.
Otto Jordan patched his differences
with the Atlanta club and signed a
one-year contract. He will play sec
ond and Alperman will play third.
The Blue Grass league has four
Sunday ball towns—Lexington. Frank
fort, Maysville and Paris. The season
opens May 1 and closes on September
4—130 games.
An answer to the query, "What is
the hardest position on the infield?"
is that every job is so blamed hard
there aren’t many players noted for
being perfect.
Billy Papke says he is considering
seriously the cold proposition of "com
ing back.” Bat Nelson acknowledges
that he is practically “back,” but Jim
Jeffries says he doesn’t care if he
never comes back.
The new fight law in San Francisco
at least lets the fans know who is
running things.
Tom Connolly, the veteran umpire,
says an umpire should not see too
much on the diamond. He is there to
suppress riots, not to incite them, as
the sage of Natick has learned by
more than a decade of ins and out
with the ball players.
Although Gotch never has been ac
cused of being a baby he always
“toys” with his opponents just the
same.
Kid McCoy’s mother sees a second
Billy Sunday in her son. The "Kid"
has been a “winner” and that ought
to make him eligible. She wants him
to be an evangelist.
The Aero club Is still seeking a
place in which to hold Its big event.
It was thought it had a clear held.
Pitcher Irving Higginbotham of To
ledo may land the job of coach of the
Rose Polytechnic institute at Terre
Haute
YOUNGSTERS TO GET CHANCE
New Comers Will Dethrone Any of
Leaders of Last Season—Crop Is
Improving Right Along.
Young players who will make their
debuts in National and American
league company will have great
chances to make good. No big deals
have been made and there are none
in sight. Wirh the present lineups of
the big teams it looks as though there
would be no change in the finish of
the pennant races. If the leaders of
last season are dethroned, it looks as
though it will have to be done through
the help of the new comers.
It isn’t often that as many live ones
are produced as during the past sea
son. and for this very reason the 1912
campaign may fail to show any start
ling stars among the juniors. Just
look at the gang of healthy young
bandits that were hatched in 1911:
Alexander. Chalmers, Gregg. Jackson,
Esmond. Kirke. Benton. Humphries,
Olson. Krapp. Marsans, Almeida. |
Saier, Doyle. Cushion. Gainor, Drake, i
Bodie, O'Brien, Danforth, McCarthy i
and Severoid. Is there much chance |
that the new crop will average as i
well as these performers?
It would seem almost impossible to j
duplicate such an array of bright i
young athletes, but some of the scouts j
insist that the younger crop is im
proving right along. A few years ago i
the opposite was generally understood ;
—the country had been combed for 1
star players and they simply didn't |
happen. It was widely stated and
was probably the case that there were
not enough real bail players to man
two big leagues—that each league was '
almost to a club equipped with a few
stars to the team and a lot of dead j
ones or never-could-bes. The young- j
sters were mostly pitchers, ar.d the !
ambition to become a good infielder or
even a good batter seemed to have
died away.
Things have changed materially in
the past four years. Plenty or fine
batsmen are growing up and taking
their proper places in the fast com
pany. Good infielders, fast gardeners
and now and then a classy catcher
can be found among the rising ath- |
letes. and the new pitchers are of a
superior pattern.
O'Dsy Lauds Emsiie.
Veteran I'mpire Bob Emsiie, accord
ing to "Hank” O'Day, manager of the
Cincinnati Reds, will be just as good
a man behind the mask this year as
any major league arbiter. O'Day has
worked with Emsiie a great deal and
is much amused over the reports that
Emsiie's eyes are bad and be may be
pensioned by the National league.
"Say for me." said O'Day, "that when
a man can shoot bluerocks like Bob >
he can umpire any game of baseball
scheduled. I found him in Toronto re- t
cently wearing a diamond badge he
had woj in a shoot, as high gun. 1 j
saw him kill forty out of forty-five |
birds. This criticism of Emsiie is on
a par with a lot of stuff that l have
had to stand during my long career as
an umpire."
Hard Training Trip for Athletics.
Connie Mack plans the most strenu
ous training trip of his career for the
world's champions nest spring. The
Athletics will condition themselves at
San Antonio. Tes., which, like Marlin,
is a bath city. Mack will follow the
policy of McGraw of the Giants. He I
will take his youngsters south about
Feb 20 The veterans will report on
March 1.
San Francisco Fight Permits.
Four monthly permits for 20-round
boxing contests have recently been is
sued to fight promoters by the Board
of Supervisors of San Francisco
Twenty-nine promoters have filed ap
plications for permission to stage the j
bouts.
Warner Is Some Football Coach.
Coach Glen Warner, of the Carlisle
(Pa.) Indian school, has had remark
able success in instructing the pupils
of the school in football. Taking a
group of aborigines and trying to
knock football sense into their cran
iums is not the easiest of jobs. War
ner always develops a team that gives
a good account of themselves on .he
gridiron.
Quea! to Coach Fordham.
Bill Queal. who has shown his run
ning ability over all distances from
the quarter mile to the 15 mile route
and is regarded as one of the greatest
distance runners in this country, has
been engaged to coach the Fordham
university track team of New York
city. Alfred Shrubb is coaching the
Harvard university cross-country
squad.
Look for Bonhsg to Break Record.
Arthur Duffey, ex-amateur cham
pion sprinter, thinks George Bonhag
will lower Alfred Shrubb's record of
9 minutes 9 3-5 seconds for two miles,
probably at the Olympic game try
outs.
INCREASE IN NUMBER
OF AMERICANS
GOING TO CANADA
Although Western Canada suffered,
as did many other portions of the
west, from untoward conditions, which
turned one of the most promising
crops ever seen in that country, into
but little more than an average yield
of all grains, there is left in the
farmers’ hands, a big margin of profit.
Of course there were many farmers
who were fortunate enough to harvest«
and market a big yield, and with the
prices that were secured made hand
some returns. Prom wheat, oats, bar
ley and flax marketed to the 1st of
January, 1912, there was a gross rev
enue of $75,384,000. The cattle, hogs,
poultry and dairy proceeds brought
this up to $101,620,000 or 21 million
dollars in excess of 1910. There was
still in the farmers’ hands at that
time about 95 million bushels of wheat
worth at least another sixty-five mil
lion dollars (allowing for inferior
grades), besides about 160 million
bushels of oats to say nothing of bar
ley and flax, which would run into sev
eral million of dollars.
There is a great inrush of settlers
to occupy the vacant lands through
out Manitoba, Saskatchewan and Al
berta. The reports from the Govern
ment show that during the past year
upwards of 131,000 Americans crossed
the border into Canada. A great many
of these took up farms, over ten thou
sand having homesteaded, in fact the
records show that every state in the
I’nion contributed. A larger number,
not caring to go so far away as the
homesteading area, have purchased
lands at from fifteen dollars an acre
to twenty-five dollars an acre. The
prospects for a good crop for 1912
are as satisfactory as for many years.
The land has had sufficient moisture,
and with a reasonably early spring, it,
is safe to predict a record crop.
Those who have not had the latest!
literature sent out by the Government
agents should send to the one nearest,
and secure a copy.
No True Friend.
There's a Hugh Ford and a Harry
Ford at the new theater. The simi
larity of initials sometimes makes
trouble. The other day a perfumed
note came for "H. Ford." and Hugh
Ford, opening it, found it was from
a woman. The next day Harry Ford
opened a letter addressed to "H.
Ford.” Then he passed over to Hugh
the bill marked “due and payable,”
which it contained.
"You're no true friend,” said Hugh
Ford. “You might have paid my bill
for me; 1 kept*your date.”—Xew York
Letter to the Cincinnati Times-Star.
Back in Good Old Bowl Days.
A man of apparent means brought j
two boys into a barber shop for a hair
cut. While waiting for the comple
tion of the job he said:
"1 never sat in a barber’s chair when
I was a kid. My brother used to go
over to the engine house and borrow
the horse clippers. Then my mother
would put a bowl on my head and cut
around it. Fntil I was 12 years old I
always looked like a window washer's ,
brush.”
Certainly Not.
Mrs. Styles—Don't you think this
new hat improves my looks, dear?
Mr. Styles—I suppose so.
“But what makes you look so
cross?"
“I'm thinking of the bill for that ;
hat. You can't expect that to improve
my looks.”—Yonkers Statesman.
Stop the Pain.
The hurt of a burn or a cut stops when
Cole’s Carbolisalve is applied. It heals j
quickly and prevents scat s. So and 50o by
druggists. For free sample write to :
J. \V. Cole & Co.. B1---U River Falls. Wis.
Relics'of Barbcrism.
Hewitt—Speaking of relics of bar
barism—
Jewett—I noticed them; you ought
to shave yourself.
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talk.
Hope is a good thing to have, but
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SAVES FROM
AH OPERATION
How Mrs. Reed of Peoria, III.,
Escaped The Sur>
geon’s Knife.
Peoria, III.— “I wish to let every one
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forme. Fortwoyears
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I and the only remedy
was the surgeon’s
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bought me Lydia E.
jj Pinkham’s Vegeta
rble Compound, and
'! today I am a well and
i heal thy woman. For
'months I suffered
from inflammation, and your Sanative
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Mrs. Lynch Also Avoided
Operation.
Jessup, Pa. —“After the birth of my
fourth child, I had severe organic inflam
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" Then one of my friend s recommended
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Chest Pains
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Sloan’s Liniment is an ex
cellent remedy for chest and
throat affections. It quickly
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flammation. A few drops
in water used as a gargle is
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Here’s Proof
*' I have used Sloan’s Liniment for
years and can testify to its wonderful
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croup, lame back and rheumatism and
in every case it gave instant relief.”
REBECCA JANE ISAACS,
Lucy, Kentucky.
SLOANS
LINIMENT
is excellent for sprains and
bruises. It stops the pain
at once and reduces swell
ing very quickly.
Sold by all dealers.
Price, 25cm, BOc., $1.00
Sloan’s
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jHA on the
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Jpr sent free.
Address
Dr.
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YORK.
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similating the Food andRegula
ting the Stomachs and Bowels of
Exact Copy of Wrapper.
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Thirty Years