The Loup City northwestern. (Loup City, Neb.) 189?-1917, February 29, 1912, Image 6

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CHAPTER All.—.Continued.)
Tfc» < e**e| <u wlfrinj lh<“
■3«ik of ikf rhATBH. at the moment
•hat Crap in.' 'he helm over and
troogbr the K'ho'f gr~ea *tirhoard
e»e Into tV« A U!r cr ro Say te
le erg them \-jpi.-. ard lifted the
h-tefe and cpeaed th' hm'tle full, be
lore setting e;t *hc por- light.
% shows* o' wprsy swept orer the
Elho'f r Htt-'e- a* t!u bur ked the tide
Tkilt the at ilT." raid the little
P*» ".Vo* *be»‘re wondering what
fartlriUr v»rM» of darn fools we
are Hold her as fh< -;.-.t.<!r—steady.*’
Two threat' Vu i frna an auto
matic whistle Initei down the wind.
"Whal'd 1 tea you chuckled Ap
Heft'd “*he r sluwrd down al
ready." be a cot*'need. although
C«a»i mas enable j discern any
tfcaag- la lb- *;.se1 of the Bearing
rt*dt “It b-.r-a -o o< 'hi*" The llt
l» ataa Jerh 4 the whistie lever and
educed a *t«g> pr longed, derisive
hi st lxtd 'hey n.j*t he cuasin' a
Mar s'reah’"
«* *4 *s tte;e re i’cho had worked
•«* up two the rtranel. the other
«, .**-1 hems a pari midway through.
Tt a ramed *.gr*I. a x diary blast.
Ai-pVyard t'>let mi-h two. la utter
of c err ruje and regulation
•d le ivnei u» of dliskans at sea.
A h»df efc*. • y. wraih answered 1M1
trau^tftrdet. <d la-.et-beviy foolish
•rear Applcra’d ■ s%» ndrd with three
HkP la t» mt •»* w dole, the same
Mialftlw «hs at. ohriously un
true—that he lad re\-r*ed his engine
and was aniaj f .il-rpei d astrra;
l«" as the ra soon. nt. tn obedience
to his to* ’.*4 omsand—"Sts'
hoard, starh + ■ 0‘.r helmtoast
-vain put the afceai over and the
Eehc »««r* Sir.: -tiy on her heel,
chewing hr >. 1 eht and making
as tt to cut across the other’s bows
«■’ a ajmiei »i-r ihey were but a
lew Vng'li mis.
Tt e*e v; u »■ .nt of ruspenwe
as th* toad, d:-w -wiftly together
Ccnst held h - n and prepared
I* )e»p »h. A she threatened hap
»«*. ts seer 4 ee.tai- ’bat the sharp
ora cf th so »r < miser would
crash Into 'ae -*'b ft side Even
Al peyard l . w > mg of bla cu»
•osnars smwj asm! betrayed the
»:■ -in epa hi. nerve*.
-It tight—VI. ■ th' — be Whispered
be wc-w hto e oaed *♦—th “Don't give
ma inch—the' - got to—they don't
San—abb' ’
The last »u a *mh of relief as the
«'»*B i surer el -p!y in toward
Kargr' »t© 'orward a couple of
I 'g'ts ant srough’ tip suddenly with
l tbsrsrng sc.e* lard »i,d fast
agrojod
gra«efw!1? I* w stain two yards of -
t'! »t«n. iu Mffij, aaeously Apple i
;a*d. ksnlai :ar uu; om ibt com!»
lag made aw ease dingo causing
cwai slit a rati of tine m hl<b Coast
k*4 laid la *ca.a<-: ikr powjUUl.t ot
a broken Isl)ard TV fiying loops
wiled acrcrs'el.T la-o ibe water. Just
above (be foaat kicked up by the
mikrfi propeller. a-.d la another in
Maw Ms two;or stopped mttli a stran
g oiatr-d gnap.
Oat o’. th> cloud ot profanity (hat
smoked ap frosa •»* rratasfa cockpit
Sew hrst one nea ■ r t pancer then an
other 1‘tpl .jj.etni beatify alone
side (he Sc ho No' ueul they had
drawn w« a out of ranee did Coast and
Appieyard nae from the shelter of
the roatct»
So far. splendid commented Ap
fiieynrd auberl) staring astern. **1
lerfan that, between the furrow they
Vhnmhid in that shoal and several
yards at good hempen rope gumming
«y the shaft and screw, they'll bide
where they ,> a nee TUI the storm
Mows ower say way It ought to take
a pnd direr «r a marine railway to
tree tbit shaft Now. If you'll
ft* «>e 'he wheel we'll go about and
«*! reedy fe Uuwaeaa That was
shllda ptsy. aTongsid- of what's to
come Get the sail up. please "
Fbr a spate thereafter Coast had
his hards lull; the Kcbo whs swing
lag owl of the haso-1, past the hot
low. despondent 'Urging tell, and
(he wind had found her with a swoop
pi fury and a ~u*Tiah how! By the
time he had trimmed the main-sheet
ibe catboaf was sweeping onward at
a rate little shor. of .arredible.
Steadily the g aiding 'longshore
dtgh's swung round them marking
their progress to s’arboard Cutty
Soak shining stead last ns a low burg
•tar. <b port Uny Head lifting up iu
lofty beacon, astern, low down, a glim
mer. frequently loaf—Nobika No
>l>ri- lights were there to bewilder;
kstaiae mariners hugged snug
on such n nig)* « that; the
mfc her change aloan. - - •
Touching Coast's arm. Applevard
dr« » his attention to a tiny glint of
Itgh* in the south, where No Man's
iuind beckoned them from afar, across
a weary waste of broken waters.
Coast nodded, with a set. grave
face, knowing that his hour drew nigh.
CHAPTER XIII.
About midway between the east
ern and western extremes of the north i
shore of No Man's Lund, a little sandy |
spit juts out. forming, according to j
Appieyard. "what you might call a j
sort of cove, if you don't care what
you say.” To the west of it lies the
only good anchorage near the island—
one that can be termed such solely
when the winds blow from the south.
Into the poor shelter of this cour
tesy harbor, under the pilotage of Ap
pieyard (who asserted that he found
his way half by guess work and half
by sense of smell) the Echo fought
hei way and as her anchor bit into
the bottom and her cable tautened
brought up staggering, like a spent
runner at the close of a long race.
Only seamanship of a sort no* in
aptly .0 be call' d superb (hut not less
so than the cou age exhibited by both
-oen 1 eked out by Appleyard's- inti
tafe acquaintance with the waters
Cereabcuts. could have brought the
h ho th ough in safety.
•'oast took ashore w!*h him a new
se*se t>* respect and admiration for
his cor.pinion. What emotions, if
any. ApMeyard entertained, remained
inscrutable.
Driving the boat through a quarter
If the crew of the grounded vessel
(he explained! chose to land on
Pasque. they would better their condi
tion not at all—merely exchange a
comfortable cabin for the question
able freedom of a little two-by-four
island cut ofT from Naushon and its
habitations by the deep, sw ift currents
that scour Robinson's Hole. In an
other direction, it would profit them
as little to seek the cheerless shelter
of the life-saving station on Nasha
■.vena; it would require more than
man-power to free the cruiser from
the sticky clutches of the shoal, and
their chances of obtaining a tow be
fore the storm abated were positively
nil.
"You can tie to this." Anpleyard had
summed up: "they'll stay put till
morning. And then a while. That’ll
give me time to 'tend to their cases
properlike. Even should I fall down
there, we've got at the worst reckon
ing a clear eighteen hours. And if
that's not long enough for us to frame
up a suitable last act for this thrilling
draymah of errrime and hooman
hearts, we ain’t fit even to dope out
a scenario for a moving-picture film;
and I for one will make up my mind
to shake the legit, and try to m*ke a
dent in the two-a-day." ■—
From whica pronouncement Coast
drew what comfort he could. . . .
The bunagiow occupied what was
apparently the brow of the island's
highest ridge, something like a quar
ter of a mile to the south of the
farm-house and near the southern
shore. As they drew nearer Apule
gate slowed down to a cautious walk.
At a fair distance from the lighted
window both paused, as if seekiog
some final word; then, without speenh
(it would have been necessary to
shriek to make oneself beard in that
exposed spot) Coast caught the little
man's hand and gave it a long, friend
ly pressure He turned and moved a
few paces toward the house. When
he looked back Appleyard had melted j
into the darkness.
He passed a window so misted with
moisture that he could have seen lit
tie within had he wished or stopped j
The EcM> Took Her Chance Alone.
irg ruts of surf, they made an uncom- !
fonable though not dangerous land
ir.g on t .e west side of the sand spit, i
dr* w the dory far up and set off. side j
by side wet and weary, for the Cold i
Lairs—as they had christened, by
. common consent, the abandoned fish
ing village.
They stumbled up to and through .
-is tufty street, a little wondering, a
, liri> apprehensive, more than a little
alert and inclined to seek the touch
; of each other's shoulders. They were,
in the geod old phrase, taking their
] lives in their hands In this phase of
•heir adventure; and the sense of this 1
j clutched at their hearts with fingers
1 if Ice That they would be recognized j
save Coast by Katherineias the men
who had been on the island In the fog
seemed little likely; so far as they
knew neither had been seen but by
•he Chinaman whom Appleyard had
stunned; and it was improbable that
, he had caught clear sight of either.
There remained, however, a hundred
masked dangers growing out of Black
stock's certain distrust and misgiv
ings. with a far-fetched possibility that
the m*n stranded on the shoals off
Basque would find some means of es
cape and communicate with Black
stock by wireless from the mainland.
It was not more than an improbable
possibility, hut none the less it held
its meed of danger, and they might
. net forget it. though Appleyard had
argued and contrived plausibly
against mischance.
to look. He turned a corner, moved i
past another window, and came to a j
door before which he stopped a long
minute, not hesitant, but pulling him- j
self together, realizing but on the ;
whole not sorry that he now stood \
alone, had only himself to look to i
whatever the emergency the next few
hours might give rise to. On the oth
er side of those panels were the only j
two beings in the world who conld
strike upon his heart-strings every j
chord in the gamut of the emotions; j
and he must be prepared to exper
ience them all and show himself un
moved. at least outwardly. . . .
Lifting his hand, he knocked loudly,
and without waiting turned the knob
and entered. A tearing blast of wind
accompanied him. for the door faced
the east. He had a brief struggle
with It before he got it closed and
faced the light—his heart in his
mouth, if the truth is to be tofH.
To Coast's unspeakable relief he
found Blackstock alone. Apparently
the man had been sitting by the table. I
his feet on a near-by stool; but when
Coast discovered him he was standing
in that dogged, forceful pose of
strength and preparedness which
seemed somehow peculiarly his: with
his feet well apart, his heavy body in
clining forward from his hips, his
broad shoulders a trifle lifted, his
round and heavy head thrusting for
ward on its thick, strong neck.
<TO BE CONTINUED.)
Man of Fallen Fortunes
He Wes Stirred to New Ambition by
the Act of a Cigar
Salesman.
"Cigars of tbe brand I used to
smoke." said tbe man of fallen for
tunes. "are. like those of many others,
made in various shapes and sixes, to
be sold al various prices, and of my
| favorite brand there was one partic
, ular size and shape that especially
. pleased ~r **Ocy and that I always
| smoked Stogies I usually smoke now,
, but occasionally, when I feel that I
can spare tbe money. I go in and
buy a few of those fine cigars.
"For one of these occasional fond
smokes I went in this morning and,
looking down into tbe case. I named
my brand and reaching into the case
tbe salesman brought out a box. But
* these were not of my size and shape;
! I indicated tbe ones I wanted, and
the salesman brought out that box—
cigars at six for a dollar, of which I
| now took three. I noted casually the
card on the box which the salesman
had first brought out. and that card
1 confess gave me a little thrill of
pleasure and then, what was better,
a stir of ambition.
"The cigars in that other box were
three for a dollar, and had not the
salesman brought them cut to me con
fidently ns if 1 were that sort of a
customer? He certainly had. and I
must look it And if I looked it. why
should 1 not be it? Why should t
continue to be a stogie man? Why
should I not retrieve my fallen for
tunes and far surpass them—come to
be not merely a six but a three for a
dollar man?"
Infectious Laughter.
Some of our prominent scientist^
are so impressed with the germ peril
that they go around looking prett)
solemn all the time, on the theory
that laughter is both contagious and
infectious.
CANNIBAL KING NOW SHIP’S COOK
THE Portuguese cruiser Republics, sent on a visit to this country because of our recognition of the new re
public. attracted crowds of sight-seers at New York, and one of the chief sights was the ship's cook. This
man. who in the photograph is holding the knife, was a cannibal king in Vganda. Africa, and was captured by
the Portuguese a year or so ago.
WOMAN A BAD LOSER
Wall Street Brokers Draw the
Sex Line.
New York Consolidated Exchange
Firm Likely to Be Disciplined by
Board for Its Violation—Un
written Rule Exists.
-'Ic w York.—A Wall street brokerage
firm has got itself into trouble and
may be suspended by the Consolidated
stock exchange because it recently
opened a women's department, fitted
up with a few rocking chairs, had a
woman in a white sweater stationed at
the ticker to read the quotations and
allowed woman speculators to come i
down and bring their young ones with
them if they cared to—which they did.
in some cases. This is a punishable
offense in the street. Not the children,
but their mothers are the ones object- !
ed to. There are no cries of Place
aux dames! in the stock market zone, i
The establishment with the nursery
attachment to its women's department -
is on New street, just a block away
from the exchange of which the firm
is a member. It had really only just
begun to built* up the new branch of
its business when the exchange heard
of it and signaled the cal! to arms of
the board of governors. This had the
effect of clearing the women's room of
all children and of all but two wo
men. while the person in the white
sweater who had been fingering many
yards of ticker tape was supplanted by
a man.
You may search the rule book of
the Consolidated from cover to cover
for an article or a by-law forbidding
women to come down and trade in
stocks like the men. and to bring
their youngsters along with them, as
now and then a proud father has done
on a half-holiday, but you will not find
what you are looking for. The rule
exists, none the less. It simply Isn't
printed. The nearest thing to it In
print is a rule prohibiting "acts detri
mental to the exchange” on the part
of its members, which, as one of the
board of governors pointed out. might
be made to cover any number of
things. Among them is the catering
to feminine speculators, he said. The
fact that a sort of kindergarten an
nex went with the women's depart
ment had nothing to do with the case.
Wall street half expects to see the
proprietors of the New street rocking
chair trading club and day nursery
punished In some way—by suspension
from the exchange, possibly. It is
pretty certain that the club and the
nursery will go out of existence. It
will have to. Women who want to
dabble In stocks are as unwelcome as
a crook below the "dead line.” All
this in spite of the fact that only a
few weeks ago Mrs. Emmeline Pank
hurst told Wall street any number of
stories about women who bad gone in
to business and made a success of it.
"It's the experience of hundreds of
stock brokers that the woman who
comes down here to speculate Is a
bad loser.” said one officer of the Con
solidated recently. "Say what you
please about this being the day of
quality, but deep down in our hearts
we feel that there is a difference.
Stock gambling is a man's game. We
don't want women breaking in.”
This man was inclined to excuse the
New street brokers on the ground that
the firm had been a member of the
exchange less than two years, and
perhaps did not know better. If that
were the case the alarms sounded by
the board of governors when they
heard of the women's department and
its nursery annex had evidently taught :
the young firm a lesson. A visitor i
dropped in to see the feminine spec
ulators in action with their young
ones romping in the shadow of the
Quotat;on board and the ticker basket. :
but there was none of that to* be
seen.
"When a woman makes something
on the market.” said one broker of
thirty years' experience in the street, j
"she takes the credit of it all to her
self. It was she who did it. When
she loses, it was her broker’s fault, i
He deceived her. And a peculiar trait
is that In losing she cannot quite clear ■
her mind of the suspicion that what
she lost the broker gained.”
BOY CONVERTS OLD FARMER
Youth Demonstrates Benefits of Shal
low Plowing of Corn
Furrows.
Manhattan, Kan.—It took a boy 14
years old only a few minutes to con
vince a farmer three times his age
that the old fashioned method of corn
cultivation was wrong at Minersville.
near here. The boy, William Linscott.
had been taking the work of the exten
sion department of the State Agricul
tural college and was explaining shal
low cultivation at a community meet
ing of farmers.
When he had finished a farmer arose
and told that he always plowed his
corn deep, and demanded to know
why the shallow method was better.
On the blackboard William drew a
cross section between two rows of
corn. He showed how the roots were
interwoven and how deep plowing
would injure them. His explanation
was so clear that the farmer Immedi
ately accepted the new method as bet
ter than the old fashioned way.
Even There.
Lottie—Inhospitable, are they?
Hattie—Yes; I’ve never seen the in
side of their auto.—Harper's Bazar.
Iowa Town Moved Two Miles
Community Is Betrayed by Coup of
Thrifty Councilman—Stampedes
Residents to New City.
Des Moines. Ia.—Wheeling a town
two miles overnight!
This feat, accomplished by the resi
dents of a thriving Iowa community,
ar.d the evening events that preceded
the municipal hegira were vividly re
lated by a former resident of the town
in Question. The incident occurred In
the early "90s. when the railroads
practically made over the maps of
many portions of the west.
“The one great handicap of Cal
liope—for that is, or was. the name of
the town, was the fact that it pos
sessed no railway connection.
“But one day a man. glorying in a
generous girth and a many hued
waistcoat, arrived In Calliope. To the
village president be signified his de
sire to meet the village board, and it
was convened in session extraordin
ary that very evening in the school
house. To this staid and deliberative
body the Imposing stranger outlined
his plan for a newer and a better Cal
liope. The Mississippi & Pacific
Coast railway—that was not its name,
but it will serve—he declared had de
cided to extend its projected line
through Calliope on its way to the
shore of the Pacific. As evidence of
the good faith of the company the
representative exhibited a map where
in Calliope was Indicated by a h'ack
dot. whose dimension were exceeded
by none—no. not even Chicago. The
stranger went on to point out the ad
vantages that would accrue to the
town by the fulfillment of the plans
of the railroad company.
"The supposition, however, was not
well founded, as he soon found. If
the railroad wished to come to Cal- i
ltope. well and good, declared the
sturdy burghers, but Calliope would
offer no bribes. At this the railroad
representative lost some of his suav
ity. &nd informed his audience that if
Calliope did not choose to accept the
generous compromise held out to it by
the railroad, the company would make
Calliope come to the road.
"Then one day an ugly rumor was
afloat. It was whispered from mouth
to mouth that one of the councilmen
who had been most emphatic in de
nouncing the railroad agent’s proffer
had bought a quarter section in the
path of the projected railroad, and in
company with the railroad advance
agent was laying out the new town.
Further investigation disclosed that
the councilman had bought an even
160 acres of land—what was more, he
had parceled it out in regulation city
lots, had opened a cracker box office
and was doing a flourishing real estate
business.
“The hegira continued. The the
same suave gentleman visited the
principal merchants of the town and
made them an offer of a free site in
the new city if they would move. It
was too much. Immediately there was
a scramble to secure the most desir
able locations In the new city—which,
by the way. he said was to be named
Haw&rden—in his own honor. One by
cue they set to work to move their
structures—which were of frame con
struction—two miles down the slope
to Hawarden.
“It was no use. And even the old
timers saw It- Mournfully they. too.
bade farewell to Calliope and betook
tbems|lves and their abodes to Ha
warcen, which grew to a city of 1,500
within a month.
"And Calliope? Well, what was
or.ce Calliope is now a flourishing
cornfleld."
THOUGHT FIRST CF PETS
Children of Wilmington Man Save Cat.
Guinea Pig and Doll When
Firemen Arrive.
Wilmington. Del.—Seeing firemen
rushing into the home at S25 Market
street and believing the house was on
fire, the two little daughters of Vic
tor H. Bacon, a cafe proprietor, for
got all about their own comfort and
thought only about their pets.
One of the girls gathered up a cat
in one arm and a guinea pig in the
other and the second child snatched
up her doll. They did not stop to get
a hat or coat, but were making for the
door without regard for near-zero
weather when their mother stopped
them.
Some one passing in Market street
had seen exhaust steam coming from
a pipe on the roof. and. thinking it
was smoke, summoned several Are
companies. Mrs. Bacon, who was
alone with her children at the time,
knew nothing about the affair until
the firemen came Into the house, drag
ging linea of hose after them.
Wedding Lasts Six Days
__ ' -k_
Syrian Groom It Given a Bath and
Shave by Men Guests at St.
Paul Nuptials.
St. Paul. Minn—Amid the glare of
400 candles and facing a gathering of
600 guests. Moses G. Toby, son of
George Toby, a Syrian wholesale mer
chant. married Victoria Zinnie of
Butte. Mont., at his father's residence
in this city. The ceremony itself was
the closing feature of an elaborate
Syrian wedding that has been in prog
ress for six days. Fellow countrymen
and wives came from all parts of the
United States to attend what they de
clare is the greatest Syrian wedding
that bas taken place in this country
in twenty years. The ceremony was
performed by the Rev. Nicola E. Yan
ney. rector of St. George's Syrian
Greek Orthodox church, Kearney,
Neb., and was done in purely Syrian
style. The pastor came here especial
ly for the nuptials.
In accordance with the Syrian cus
tom the groom was given a bath by
the men guests at the wedding. Each
held a wash cloth and in passing by
dipped it in the water and applied it
to the bridegroom. The bridegroom
was then taken to the parlor to be
shaved. He was lathered by the guests
and each stroked the razor over por
tions of his face.
Joy Kills Pardoned Convict.
Philadelphia.—Angele Tomasco drop
ped dead in the Eastern penitentiary
when informed he had been granted a
pardon and that he was free to leave
the prison walls. When Warden Mc
Kentry read the pardon Tomasco
threw up his hands, and with a moan
fell forward. Physicians said Joy kill
ed him. Tomasco has been in the
Eastern penitentiary since 1908, when
he killed a fellow countryman.
Strong Union of Printers.
New York city has 7,000 union
printers.
Couldn’t Use It.
Agent (to sour-faced but rich old
lady)—Madam. I am soliciting funds to
start a benevolent enterprise for the
poor blacks of Africa, and I thought—
Sour-faced Lady—I can't give you
money, sir; I have been swindled too
often. All I can do is to lend my
countenance to the scheme.
Agent (sadly)—That would simply
ruin it, ma’am.
Dr. Pierce’s Pleasant Pellets regulate
and invigorate stomach, liver and bowels.
Sugar-coated, tiny granules, easy to take.
Do not gripe.
Time is incalculably long, and every
day is a vessel into which very much
may be poured, if one will really fill
it up.—Goethe.
PIL.ES CfRED IX a TO 14 DATS
Toxjrdruggist will reluml money If PAZO OINT
MENT fails to euro any case of Itching, Blind,
Bleeding or Protruding Piles i n 6 to 14 days. 50c.
Some married men look upon home
as a place to rest—and some others
get anything but a rest while there.
LEWIS’ Single Binder costs more than
other 5c cigars. Made of extra quality
i tobacco.
Many a flowery speech has been
nipped in the bud by a nonapprecia
tive audience.
Mrs. Wtnslow’s Soothing Syrup for Chltdren
teething, softens the gum*. reduces inflamma
tion, Allays pam. cures wind colic. 25c a bottle.
We often wonder what lawyers
; would do for a living if there actual
i ly was a fool killer.
; FARMS FOR RENT OR SALE ONT CROP
I Payments. J. Ml'LHALL. Sioux City. Ia.
He is a brave man who will face
the parson with a short haired woman.
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It is used on sample stoves by
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All we ask is a trial. Use it on
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can get Black Silk from their job
bers.
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Keep your grates. registers, fender* and stove
pipe* bright and free from rusting by using
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