THE SAFE LAXATIVE
FOR ELDERLY PEOPLE
Mon elderly people are more or
tew troubled with a chronic, per
sistent constipation. due largely to
lack of sufficient exercise They ex
perience difficulty to d.testing even
Mfkt food, wtih a consequent belching
d ‘ onurh gas--*. drowsiness after
eating headache and a feeling of laasl
tnde and general discomfort.
Dorum adviae against cathartics and
violent purgatives of every kind, rec
ommending a mild. gentle laxative
tonic, like Dr Caidneira Syrup Pepsin,
to eSect re.lef without disturbing the
entire system.
Dr. Gaidar:!** Syrup Pepsin is the
perfect laxafive. easy in notion, cer
tain in effect and. withal, pleasant to
the taste, it jw-sesses tonic proper
ties that strengthen the stomach, liver
and bowels and is & remedy that has
been for years the great standby in
thousand* of families, and should be
in every family medicine chest. It la
equally as valuable for children as for
older people
Druggist* everywhere fell Dr Cald
well » Syrup Pe;«in in &<»e and $1 00
boat let if you have never tried it
tend roar nar-e end address to Dr W.
H Caldwell. >1 Washington St.. Mon
ti* »1 III., and b# will he very glad to
tend a sample bottle for trtaL
T«*c Fxrhtr of Him.
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Contrary Homan Nature.
P-ffie seem to find it easier to be
• iad ’.at to be cesuicAty appreciative
of a ki&daesa due* them
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try to iut« tbe asr you marry.
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When *rsth sets busy fiction Is apt
to loci ashamed at tlse’I.
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WITH YOUR
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D(»n't abuse or neglect
it. and you will be well
repaid. If it becomes
weak—Remember—
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NEW NEWS of YESTERDAY
'rr. By E. J. EDWARDS k =
First Standard Oil Probe
*
New York Sun's Inquiries In 1878
Were Met With Courtesy but
Silence, but the Information
Was Obtained Elsewhere.
In the early fall of 1S78 I was sent
for by the late Charles A. Dana, edi
tor of the New York Sun. and when I
answered the summons I found him
reading a communication from a cor
respondent In Pennsylvania. The let
ter was very brief; it suggested to
Mr. D3na that he cause an investiga
tion to be made into the history and
methods of the Standard Oil company
of Cleveland. O.. which about that
time l.ad come to be looked upon as
a trust, hy the oil world especially.
As he handed me this letter Mr.
Dana said: "You go out there and
make an investigation: make it thor
ough no matter how long it takes "
I first went to the oil regions of
western Pennsylvania and was there
about three weeks. The oil producers
gave me every facility for getting
»ucb lnformatiot as was to be had in
the oil regions. They also called my
attention to certain litigation which
had then been begun in Pensylvanla
with intent to break up the Standard
Oil company in so far as It operate*.’
’n that state Having completed the
investigation at Titusville and Oil
r|tT. I went to Cleveland, presuming
tli«t the officers of the Standard Oil
company would be willing, if not
anxious, to famish me with informa
tion which would serve to explain
some of the more grievous charges
made ag:.:nst it and Its methods by
the oil producers Furthermore. I had
no doubt the Standard Oil company
woaid be glad cf an opportunity to
gain the public ear and to explain the
economic principles which had led to
t^-e organization of the so-called trust.
" hen I called at the main offices
of 'he Standard Oil company, after
an annoying amount of red tape had
been unraveled 1 was received by a
very pleasant-faced and gracious
mannered young man. He listened
with apparent earnestness and sincer
ity as I stated that It was Mr Dana's
desire that an absolutely impartial
and p-erfeetly fair report, based upon
inves'icatlons Into the rise and growth
of the Standard Oil company, be
printed In the New York Sun.
"Have you ever been to Cleveland
before*" he asked with utmost polite
ness as I finished.
“Only to pass through by train.”
I replied
“It 1* a beautiful city.” he said:
“j < u should not return to New York
w 'fcout seeing lt“
“I cannot return to New York.” I
replied, "until I have learned, from
the point of view of your organiza
tion, something of its history and
growth, and have obtained from you,
if possible, some answer to tne se
rious accusations that are made
against your company by the oil pro
ducers of Pennsylvania.”
The young man continued to smile
blandly. But not the slightest indi
cation did he show of a desire in any
way to serve me.
"Can I see Mr. John D. Rockefel
ler?" I asked .
A flitting but intense expression of
surprise and reproach passed over
the young man's countenance Then
he resumed his bland smile, simply
saying: "Nobody sees Mr. Rockefeller
these days."
"Could 1 see Col. Oliver Payne?" I
asked.
"Colonel Payne is a very busy man;
I would not care to ask him to make
an appointment with you.”
"Who, then, is there, with whom 1
may talk and who can furnish me
with the information I require?”
"I don't think there is any informa
tion; there is nothing to say.”
"Have you been instructed to tell
me this?” I asked.
With the most affable smile imagin
able and the utmost courtesy and def
erence of manner the young man re
plied:
"It was not neceseary to Instruct
me. Have you been to the theater?”
I understand that Robson and Crane
are playing In a very funny farce call
ed 'Our Boarding House' at a local
theater. L should be glad to send you
a ticket."
“Then this Is the answer that I am
to make to Mr. Dana?” I replied—
“that the Standard Oil company has
no information to give?”
“As you please." he said.
“Well.” I replied, “yon may say to
your superior officers that if I can't
get the Information at first hand I
will get it at second hand."
“That, also, is as you please.” he
said, politely.
If the smiling young man read the
Sun he must have discovered about
two weeks later, in an article cover
ing a page and a half, that much of
the information I had sought from
him I had obtained elsewhere. Thnt
was, 1 believe, the first investigation
into the history and growth of the
Standard Oil company which was
ever made. In later years some of
the officers of that company confessed
that it might have been the better
part had they taken the public into
their confidence In the beginning of
the trust's career.
(Copyright. 1311. by E. J. Edwards. All
Rights Reserved.)
Million That Might Have Been
*--—-____
Commodore Alfred Van Santvoord’s
Regret Because He Didn't Make a
Quick Turn In St. Paul Stock
During Panic of 1901.
The late Commodore Alfred Van
Santvoord. who owed his title to his
prominence in the Hudson river
steamboat business, (when he died In
1901 he was the largest owner of riv
; er steamboats in America), but who
was also a very able railroad man.
having been a director in several big
railroad companies, combined a large
amount of cariMon with a very strong
spirit of enterprise. He accumulated
in the course of his long and honor
able business career a large fortune
by constructive t4brk in the transpor
tation business and by wise invest
! ment. He was worth seven or eight
million dollars when he died. But al
j though he had won success and for
| tune ample enough to satisfy the am
bitions of most men. his last years, as
his friends believed, were made some
what unhappy by a single thought—
the thought of the million that might
have been his.
Commodore Van Sanvoord was a
man of large frair-' E"d feature, with
smooth shaven face ..ud clear, keen
gray eyes, a man of great dignity and
composure, yet most affable and gen
ial. It was very seldom, indeed, that
his customary composure and affabil
ity were affected by circumstances.
But at the time of the famous
Northern Pacific corner in 1901—when
Hill and Harriman were lighting for
the control of that system, and the
value of Northern Pacific, and Chi
cago, Milwaukee * St. Paul shares
rose several hundred points in a few
days, causing one of the worst bear
panics on record—Commodore Van
Santvoord was observed by his friends
to be somewhat restless and dis
traught. He hung over the ticker in
H*® N’ew \ ork broker’s office where he
usually went when be wanted to buy
or sell stocks but at this time he
seemed to be neither buying or sell
ing.
His friends felt sure that he was
cot caught in the squeeze, and that
he was not threatened with any loss.
His operations were always too con
servative for that to be likely. Yet
it was evident that something was
weighing on his mind, and that the
stock market situation was absorbing
his attention.
The panic was as sho-t as it was
severe.^ The conflicting Hill and Har
5 riman Interests were adjusted and
| slocks dropped back to their normal
I level far more rapidly than they had
riven to their sensational high figure,
j Commodore Van Santvoord. when the
calm came, recovered his composure
and affability, but those who knew
him well detected an unwonted sol
emnity in his expression.
“Is any thing the matter? Aren't
you feeling well today. Commodore?"
one of his friends asked him. in some
concern.
"Oh. I'm feeling all right—that is,
my health is good.” he replied. “But
I’m feeling rather chagrined. As a
matter of fact. I feel as though I were
out a million dollars by this panic.”
“How is that? Do you mean that
you have actually lost a million?”
“No. I haven’t actually lost a dol
lar. But I own quite a block of Chi
cago. Milwaukee & St. Paul stock. I
could have sold It a few days ago at
a very high figure, bought it back to
day at a very low figure, and made a
million by the transaction. And I
didn't sell it.”
"Well. Commodore, what do you
want another million for?” his friend
asked
"A man always hates to miss a
chance to make a million dollars.” he
replied, with a laugh that yet had a
tinge of sadness in it
And it was said truly, probably, ^hat
he never ceased to regret that he
missed this chance.
f Copyright. J911. by E. J. Edwards. All
Bights Reserved.)
Mixed.
The Caller (who has been looking
over her hostess' books')—Do you en
joy 'Marcus Aurelius V The Hostess
(delayed by her toilet and a little
flustrated)—Oh, yes; where is be now?
The last time I saw him he was in
‘The Sign of the Cross.' Snch a man
ly figure, wasn’t hef—Cleveland Plain
Dealer.
Old Coat That Made a Success
Garment That Ned Scthern Wore as
Lord Curdrecry in "Our American
Cousin” Was Borrowed From
John Brougham.
When lister Wallack knew that his
4ay had passed as a great actor and
theatrical manager, he and the late A.
M. Palmer, then coining into promi
nence as successful theatrical mana
ger. and later the succesor of Lester
V\ allack In the management of Wal
laces theater, in New York, used to
make the trip together betwen the me
tropolis and Stamford. Conn., where
each had his summer home. It was
luring one of these trips that Wallack
told Palmer the story of the old coat
that made a great histrionic hit
"It was In l&aS that Laura Keene
produced 'Our American Cousin.' with
Joseph Jefferson as Asa Trenchard
and Ned Sothern as Lord Dundreary."
said Mr. Wallack. “I know that in a
general way It has passed Into tradi
tion that Sothern at first refused to
play the part of Lord Dundreary, be
ause be thought the part was beneath
aim, and that be only consented to
jlay it when Miss Keene told him that
ibe was in despair and after she had
msented that Sothern should 'gag'
be part. But while all this is true
■;p to a certain point. I have no doubt
:hat from the moment Sothern reed
-he part of Lord Dundreary be saw
:be possibilities that were in it for a
i*M**te. humorous satire of certain
af the nobility of England, and felt
ture that this satire would not offiend,
jut would amuse the upper classes of
Ircat Britain, if ever be were per
mitted to play the part as he would
ke to play it before English su
llen ces.
“Well. Sothern made up his mind
that it would be necessary to dress j
the part with elongated black side
whiskers. which were, in the late fif
ties and early sixties, the fashionable
way. at least in France, of wearing the
beard. He also decided that it was
essential in the first act. which was a
drawing room scene, for him to wear a
long-tailed frock coat with very volum
inous tails. But it slipped his mind
that he should obtain a coat of that
sort from the costumer, or have one
made, and because of this slip he was
in despair at the time of the dress re
hearsal of the play.
"John Brougham, the playwright,
was upon the stage at the time, and
he told Sothern that he had in his
dressing room a long-tailed coat, very
full in its folds, which had been used
by me In a play in which I had ap
peared some months earlier. 'It’s just
the frock for you. Ned.' said Broug
ham.
" 'Produce It. John.’ returned Soth
ern.
"A moment later Brougham brought
the long-tailed coat to Sotbern’s dress
ing room. It didn't fit very well upon
the shoulders, but the tails were long
enough and expansive enough to suit
Sothern perfectly, and be said he
would wear It until he could have a
cogt made. And so in a coat which I
had worn in an earlier play and had
lent to John Brougham—an emergency
coat. Sothern appeared for the first
time upon any stage as Lord Dun
dreary, and the coat was a success."
“By the way," said Mr. Palmer.
“Wallack also told me that Sothern
predicted that the play'would greatly
amuse the British aristocracy. It did.
It ran for an entire season with fash
ionable audiences, and the manager
made nearly $200,000 out of it in that
single season.”
•Copyright, 1911. by E. J. Edwards. All
Rights Reserved.)
New Musical Instrument,
lb the Hollaed bouse (New York)
music room tss been placed a new
musical Instrument called the Choral
relo. which »js invented recently by
two men In Boston after 20 years of
experimenting It has the appearance
uf a piano, and can be played to pro
duce the sou id either of a piano or of
in organ At will one can use the
right band to produce piano tones and
use the left to play organ accompani
ment Another attachment permits
the imitation of an orchestra with
strings, reeds and brasses. This ts the
first instrument of the kind to be
(diced In any hotel In New York city,
and It will be a leature of the after
noon and Sunday night concerts at the
Holland
Built Up Big Business.
The first jaunting car was establish
ed is Ireland to 1815 by a Milanese.
Carlo Dlanconl. who settled In Dublin
sad drove every dsy to Caher and
beck, charging rwo pence a mile: from
this small beginning In 1837 he had
established slaty-seven conveyances,
drawn by nine hundred horses.
White and Black Pepper
Relative Merita of Each Have Been
the Cause of Some Rather
Warm Disputes.
The relative merits of white ana
black pepper have caused some rather
heated, not to say peppery, disputes.
One set of authorities declare that
white pepper has lost some of the
pungency of the peppercorns that are
treated by the process that evolves
black pepper, lor both white and black
pepper are produced by the same
vine.
On the other hand, one of the best,
though an early authority, says that
the white kind as produced under the
name of TeUlcherry pepper Is superior
in aroma and liavor to the black pep
per. being made from the best devel
oped and largest berries on the vines,
and there can be no dispute as to the
white pepper being preferred in those
pans of Europe wnere the finest
spices nave been in steady use tooa
I
before they became well known in
this country.
In comnaring white and black pep
per the best grade of each should be
selected fcr the test. Pungency may
be the principal merit of black pepper,
but the best wblte pepper makes Its
best appeal through its superior flavor
huU aroma
Some years ago a spice expert or
international reputation expressed the
opinion that the consumption of white
pepper In this country would increase
tenlold If the pepper of the best
quality. Since then the standards in
the American spice trade have been
raised, but superior white pepper is
probably not as rreely sold as it might
be with proper attention given to qual
ity.
White pepper is allowed to ripen
upon the vlnea and after being plucked
the berries are decorticated, or de
prived of their outer coat. Black pep
per is the product o. the hemes
picked before full ripening.
HAVE YOU SUSPECTED YOUR KIDNEYS?
There are two ways to tell whether you
have weak kidneys.
The first is through the pains in the back
and other outward signs. The second is
by examination of the kidney secretions.
That is why physicians make such a
careful examination when you apply for
insurance, and if there is any sign of kid
ney trouble you are surely rejected.
Kidney disease is so dangerous that it
is a bad mistake to overlook or neglect it,
and if pain in the back, recurring head
aches, or a fretful, nervous, tired condition
makes you suspect some kidney trouble,
take the trouble to watch the kidnev secre
tions. Look for any of the following
signs:
More or less than three and one half
pints passed daily.
Too dark or too pale a color.
Passages too frequent, profuse, or much
reduced, or scalding and painful.
Sandy, gritty or cloudy settlings.
Fat or oily-looking layer which gathers
on the surface when allowed to stand,
or a jelly-like thickening.
Staining of the linen or bad odor.
Temporary changes may occur for a time
from things eaten, but if the changed ap
pearance continues, vour kidneys are out
of order and tieed help. Neglect may prove
serious.
Doan’s Kidney Pills correct and regu
late the kidney secretions, stimulate and
heal sick kidneys, and thereby drive away
“/here Are Two Ways to Find
Out Whether the Kidneys
are Sick or Weak
"Oh, what a fain!"
backache, rheumatic pain, nervousness. <jia
riness, bloating and other results of kidney
disease.
The following case is typical of the cure*
effected by Doan’s Kidney Pills. Grateful
testimony is the best evidence.
SAVED AT THE CRISIS.
Cured After Doctors Gave Up Hop®.
H. R. Hatch, 2570 Cedar Street, Everett,
Washington, says: “1 doubt if anyone ever
suffered more than I did from kidney trou
ble. I endured the greatest agony anyone
can imagine. My back so bad I could hard
ly walk. The least jar was or sudden mis
step caused sharp twinges through my
loins that fairly made me groan. 1 dreaded
to stoop for I knew what I had to suffer
when I straightened. At times the kidney
secretions passed much too freely, while
again there was a marked retention. The
secretions were almost like blood, offensive
in odor and terribly painful in passage. I
treated with several physicians and con
sulted two specialists in Seattle and one in
Tacoma. They all told me I had Bright’s
disease and could expect to live only a
short time. Finally I began using Doan’s
Kidney Pills on a friend’s advice, and to
my surprise, I received prompt relief. I
continued and was completely cured.
Though 75 years of age, I am as supple
and active as any man in the country.”
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NOT SO VERY PRECOCIOUS
Simple Explanation of Facts That Had
Made Young Father Green
'With Jealousy.
It was a wet day, and in conse
quence the guests had to stay indoors.
The young couple started to talk of
their baby.
“My baby has just cut his first
tooth,” said the father proudly.
“Indeed?” said the other. “Well,
mine cut his long ago.”
“Our baby,” said the first, “is just
beginning to talk.”
“Ours,” said the second, “cannot
I only talk, but read.”
! “Knows his letters already, does
he?" said the first, with a note of
jealousy in his voice.
“Oh, yes, indeed!” said the other,
j “And can figure like an expert ac
countant.”
“Really?” said the first “Then he
must be older than mine. How old is
your baby?”
“Mother,” said the second, address
! ing his wife, “how old is Willie?”
“Nineteen,” said mother.—Judge.
: A LEAKAGE THAT CAN BE EASILY
STOPPED.
How many people who read this article,
realize the weighty influence of one little
necessity of life—baking powder—on the
•cost of living.
Yet it is a leakage that can easily be
st inped if the housewife will only pay a
: little more attention to the choice of her
baking powder. Some think there is
; economy in buying the cheap “Big Can*
Baking Powders. These Baking Powders
are not always uniform, and sometimes
produce failures in the baking, and the
result is that more is lost in one or two
sp sled bakings than you spend cn bak
. ing powder in the whole year. The cheap
“Big Can’’ Baking Powders should be
• avoided.
On the other hand, many housewives
feel that a baking powder is of no value
j unless they pay 59 ..eats a pound for It—
Ihf price charged for the high priced
“Trust** brands. This is a mistake, as
the best baking powder that can be made
can be sold for 25c. per pound if the man
! ufacturer is satisfied with a reasonable
profit. There is one brand on the market
i that meets these requirements. It is
1 CALUMET BAKING POWDER, recom
mended by leading physicians and chem
I ists: used in millions of homes: and
given the HI chest Award at the Y.'orld’s
Pure Food Exposition.
New to It.
They walked up to the desk of the
Getty House tn Yonkers, both In sus
l piciously new clothes. He took a pen
from the hand of Clerk Maling with a
careless, indifferent air and signed
with a flourish. It was just his name.
| Maling looked at him in surprise and
waited. Finally he said:
"Aren’t you going to register her.
too?”
The man answered. “Of course.”
and with another flourish he added,
“and wife."
The bride looked at him reproach
fully, murmuring. “What did you
suppose I hit you i« the ribs for?”
Important to Mothers
Examine carefully every bottle of
CASTORIA, a safe and sure remedy for 1
infants and children, and see that It
Bears the
Signature of (
In t’se For Ove~SO^Yeare”'
Children Cry for Fletcher’s Castorii
Uncertainties.
“A number of men who get to the
front are mere accidents."
"Yes." responded Senator Sorghum;
"I sometimes think that what our
government most needs is some reli
able form of accident Insurance."
CREAM OF RYE
For health and energy eat it for
breakfast. Reduces cost of living.
Free Silver Spoon in every package.
ABk your grocer for a package.
A silly man is easily convinced that
he possesses more wisdom in one day
than the late Mr. Solomon did in all
his years.
“Lost—A golden hour, set to 60 di- ;
amond minutes. There is no reward, j
for it is gone forever.”—Beecher.
Nothing pleases some people more I
than the opportunity to spreaa bad i
news about tbelr neighbors.
What Aits You ?
Do you feel weak, tired, despondent, have frequent
Mfaes, coated tontfue, bitter or bad taste in morninf,
"heart-born,** belching of fee, acid risings in throat after
eatinf, stomach <naw or bum, foul breath, dizzy spells,
poor or variable appetite, nausea at times and kindred
symptoms P
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of foot as shown in model; state style desired; size and width nsoallr worn; plain
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mms in the Torld. lllus. Catalog Free. WX. D0U0LA8.14S Spark Bt. .Brock ton^aa*.
"perfection gffV
In every cold weather emergency you need a Perfection
Smokeless Oil Heater. Is your bedroom cold when you dress
or undress ? Do your water pipes freeze in the cellar ? Is it
chilly when the wind whutles around the exposed corners of
your house?
A Perfection Smokeless Oil Heater brings complete com*
fort.. Can be carried anywhere. Always ready for use
glowing heat from the minute it is lighted.
A»k your dealer to show you a Perfection Smokeles Oil Heater ; or
^ Write for deacxtpure circular to any agency of
Standard Oil Company
(Incorporated)
A HOT ONE.
Mrs. Justwed—I made tbis pudding
myself. Shall I put ihe sauce on it
for you?
Mr. Justwed—Yes: and then tele
phone for the doctor.
When Your Eyes Need Care
Try Murine Eye Remedy. No Smart in?—Fee's
Fine—Acts Quickly. Trv it fur Red, Weak.
Watery Eyes and Granulated Eyelids. Illus
trated Book in each Package Murine is
compounded by our Oculists—not a '■ Fluent Med
icine — but used In successful Pbr^icisr.s' Prac
tice for many years. Now dedicated to the Pub
lic and sold brllrunrists »t Sc and 50c per Bottle.
Marine Eye Suitelu Aseptic Tubes. SSc and fOc.
Murine Eye Remedy Co., Chicago
A Friend?
“I saw a friend of yours the other
day.”
"Did you? Who was he?”
“Puffington. He was telling us
how he picked you out of the gutter
and set you on your feet"
Guarding the Money.
"Why was he guarded by the po
lice?”
“They were afraid somebody else
v ould get his money.”
Stop the Pain.
The hurt of a burn or a cut stops when
Cole’s Carbolisalve is applied. It heals
quickly and prevents scars. 25c and 50- bv
drugrsists. For free sample write to
J- W. Cole & Co., Black River Falls, Wis.
A few weeks of matrimonial train
ing will enable a man to predict brain
storms in advance.
FIRES CCRED IN 6 TO 14 DATS
Yonr druggist will retuod money If PAW OINT
MKNT fail* to cure sny cate of Itching. Blind,
Bleed.ngor Protruding Piles in But 14 Oajs. 5llu
Blessed Is the season which en
gages the whole world in a conspiracy
of love!—Hamilton Wright Mabie
The Better Part.
A certain woman went down from
Jerusalem to Jericho, and It chanced
that her gown was not fully buttoned
up In the bach. Now, a priest and a
Levite. meeting the womhn and per
ceiving her plight, passed by on the
other side, without saying a word. Hut
a certain Samaritan, journeyed that
way, was touched with compassion.
■'Madam," quoth he, "your ta—
hum—”
"Sir?” the woman thereupon ex
claimed and gave him a look which
froze him on the spot.
When it appears that discretion is
the better part of valor.—Puck.
And sometimes the girl’s father for
bids a young man the house, when
it wasn't the house he wanted.
Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup for Children
teething, softens the gums, reduces inflamma
tion, allays pain, cures wind colic, 26c a bottle.
Force a man to eat his own words
and he will soon lose his appetite.
Lewis’ Single Hinder, the famous straight
5c cigar—annual sale 11,500,000.
The theory that misery loves com
pany accounts for some marriages.
Your Liver
Is Clogged Up
That’s Why You’re Tired—Out of Sorts
—Have No Appetite. "
CARTER’S LITTLE.
LIVER PILLS
will put you right
in a few days..
They do.
their duty..
Cure Con-i
stipation, L ,. ^ -.
Biliousness, Indigestion and Sick Headache
SMALL PILL, SMALL DOSE, SMALL PRICE.
Genuine must bear Signature
The Fanner’s Son’s
Great Opportunity
Whvnit fnt Iha aM w
Why wait for tbo old farm to become
your Inheritance? Begin Dow to
prepare lor your future
“ " and indepeD
—:— — great oppor
tunity await9 yoa In
Mani toba.bas katc hewa n
or Alberta, whore you
can secure a FrcoHomo
wtoad or buy land at rea
sonable prices.
Now's theTime
—not a year from now,
when land will be hlgh
. 'The profit* Keen red
from the abundant croon of
Wheat, Oats and Barley,
as well aa cattle raisin#, are
i-"-n. .
In Western Canada from
the U. a was <k> per cent
larger in 1910 than the
pr«Tloa*jear.
Many farmer* have paid
for their land out of Hho
proceeds of one crop.
Free Homesteads of 160
Iga&gaws&g
t.r and lumber easily ob
tained.
»W pamphlet “Last Best West."
partlealarsas to suitable location
^fiuassysw:
Can.1'br to Cw.naTfian tior’t Agent!
W V. BENNETT
iMUitMf. OMhi.1*
writs in the agent nearest you
JEUS
Quickly relieve** eye
irritation caused
_jt, ran or
Book let free
Troy, N. T
W. N. U.. OMAHA. NO. 2-1912.
