TkLonp City Northwestern J w BrRLEIGH. Publisher LOUP CITY. - - NEBRASKA FAULT OF AMERICANS ABROAD Native Marmeritrrt Exaggerated and keemmgty Held in Dertsicn of Foreign Opinion. It U i carious but Inevitable Irony ’hat the American temperament, so c-oturiou* lor Sts overweening ronfl dance and self-esteem, should he of all temperaments least redectivc. and for til Its seif-c-ossr tout ness. should Know itself so til \Vfc«-n criticised, it Is either perplexed or amused; when challenged, apologetic ally toast fat. and seemingly delight* is mlscon ceptio® and m isrepr* sent n lion. A striking instance of this singular trait is the way Americans abroad ex agger*re their native mannerisms and ••come veritable caricatures of them selves te good natured tntmi-ry of the national type. In its extreme form the tendency might he characterized ns living up to a libel to save the trouble and expense of legal proceed ngs Whether this be due to a sort d mistaken ehirairy or to mere child isk irresponsibility Is as hard to de term.nc as It is unnecessary—either Is reprehensible There is la this somethin* of a native shrewdness for Judging **hers by their opinion of one s self, but much more is to be at Artbuted to an instinctive aversion from the pangs of introspection and a childish capacity for using other peo fde as mirrors. No other nation, per Laps has played so sensational a role but no other nation ha* stood so in need ot Its audicttre The histrionic demesne r of Americans abroad, at times so eery like the behavior o! vcitft off the stage, exacting calcium -‘ght duty ot the sun. is a real clue to the national temperament. If only by the reactions of others do arc achieve any definite nation of what we ouneivee are. it is small wonder that w* have cultivated the actor's taster aad [csrtlr* hi* arts, only It 1* s strange art for an otherwise in artistic nation, a curious dependence lor s free people — Alain Locke, in the North American Review Morgan** Protege Stricken. Hand sea* tine seines the baby eyes that so attracted the attention of J fWtpet Morgan that he caused tbelr f»aed to be elee'ed a life member of the Xe« Torh Metropolitan Museum d An It was learned the other night a« the ese of beautiful Virginia Harie hurttge's third birthday htat a cata ract had grown com;.!e*ely over the -tUds right eye and that the other -» rapidly becoming dimmed The-child la too young to be successfully Jperwted upon now. When six months 9*d little Virginia was taken in arms by her mother to a Metropolitan ex hibitlua aad Mr Morgan, pleased with the babe s looks aad at the unique in rtdent at ter appearance amongst the distinguished crowd present, paid the |l.(dt fee required of life members. Rowgn on tee Turtles. Creek Indians In the vicinity of Wetumka. Ok la . are resorting to an rtret tribal eastern* in an attempt to obtain a rainfall One of their cus toms, which has been widely followed daring the past few days, is to stake mud turtles on the edge of a stream Just far enough away from the water ae that they cannot reach It. It is the Ind-an* belief that the turtles de •pairing ia their attempts to reach the water. Invoke the aid of the great •pSrtt to send rain *o that the stream will be raised aad brought near them. Since the turtles were first staked owl. several rains have fallen The Indians believe their prayers are be lag answered and they are fastening Bp more t .rtles to pray for a greater rainfall. Substitute for Platinum. It has been suggested that, in the prevailing scarcity of platinum, the metal palladium might be a practicable substitute it belongs to the platinum group, aad has many of the qualities id platinum, ali.ogh in some respects M resembles silver. Among its valu able characteristic* ar«- hardness, due Uliiy aad malleability It is also de rldsdly noe-corrodible It occurs along wfth nickel, copper, silver, gold, platinum, iridium and rhodium, in the ores of the nickel miles ia Ontario. Owl cd 5»*u.««j* tons of these ore* about S.kM ounces of palladium are annual ly prod need. Woman Has Unique Distinction. The first woman In the world tc take a stitch cm a sewing machine, ■ hks Kaskrtt St Kill bourne, has just paaaed her eigfcty-«rst birthday at her hiaae at Wtested In the early fif Has Mi»s K'. bourn, was a sc hool teach er in Xew Hartford when Elias Howe j investor of the sewing machine, had a shop there One day. while calling on Howe, the Inventor invited her te ■an the machine he wan working, and Origin of Bod lam Bedlam is a name derived from Bethlehem hospital In London, which was used aa early aa the first ytmrj of the Sixteenth restory for the recep Do* of Clot reded persons, had very limited rewowrres. and frequently dia charged patients who were not yet A Bure Cure. Police Chief—Too say your doctet recommended that you get a place or the force What la your affliction? Applicant—Insomnia.—Judge. A Technical Mind "What Is the came of commot sense are yon arresting me for?* ashed the motorist who had accident ally violated a regulation -| ain't la the name of com " replied the rustic sheriff f yoa la the name of the IBW She Admits It. "Hr y belle, ft a'.at be delightful to ha as beautiful as a Greek god *k b,* Saved Lives of Scientists in the Arctic Thrilling Experiences of Museum Agents in the Country Where Even the Polar Bears Have Chills aid Where Letters Writ ten in March Lie in the Mail Bag Until July Before They Are Started Toward Civilization. — X the authority of Dr. Ru dolph X'. Anderson, whose word is as good as a first mortgage bond in the world of science, the three-year-old carcass of a bowbead. while slightly acrid and a bit mussy, is certainly filling. The doctor knows because he ate a few double portion slices. It was bow bead or nothing. As the doctor had had plenty of the latter he welcomed the bowhead It was in that forlorn country, where even the polar bears have chills. 4.000 miles to the west and more than 1,000 north, and then some, that he made the choice, relates the Xew York \\ orld. He and V. Stefansson, as rep resentatives of the American Museum of National History, were up there staring death in the face looking for specimens. They are now returning, after two years- absence Stories of ibelr hardships have got here first. Etching the mails Is no joke up there. To get a letter in the letter box at MacPherson in time for the July de livery Mr. Stefasson wrote on March l i If a letter is carried around in lie's pocket over night the folks at home have to wait another six months for news. Mr. Stefansson and Dr. Anderson left New York on April 5. 1908. They made their way by railroad to Edmon ton. Canada, the furtherest point to which human ingenuity and daring had been able to push the steel rails, the advance agents of progress. From Edmonton the two explorers made their way to Athabasca, at the head waters of the Mackenzie, where, the river being free from ice. they would find sturdy little steamers ready to carry them one step further into the wilderness of ice and snow The mo ment they left the deck of the little boat that had servtd their purpose to •he test of its ability the two adven turers plunged into the terrible fast nessess of the great silent north. Two Year* in the lee. r.r ainiOM two years tGe great sweeps of snow and ice hid the two men fr: m the rest of the world almost as completely as the walls of a tomb. Once an Eskimo, traveling far from his hr me down into the haunts of sturdy white folks who were fighting for exi-tenre on the very edge of the arctic circle, brought with him a story cf two white men up above the circle. Only one other time did word ome from the men. Then, by long and tedious sled journeys, did an Es kimo attached to their party carrv a letter to the daring skipper of a flsh .ng smack that bad literally forced Its way through the ice into the far north. Now the men are making their way lack- bringing with them de rails of a story the mere hints of which have outdone the dreams of writers of fiction who love to tell of Imaginary adventures in the frozen north And the men who faced perils and hardships that would have tried the courage and strength of the hard est; who Eet out on long and painful journeys when the mercury froze in •he thermometer; who were forced to camp on mountain ridges and peaks at the height of blizzards—they have sent a plain, impassioned rejmrt of heir journeys without giving a hint that they encountered aught but what •hey expected when they left New York. Hardships of the Trip. It would require far more space •han the limits of this article permit ’o give more than a mere skeleton of the story of the two years' trip, as It is now in the possession of Dr. H. C. Humpus. director of the Museum of Natural History, who authorized the expedition. When the men themselves arrive they will fill in with detail the story of periods of ten days and more that often clasped without a morsel of sustaining food passing their lips, and Map of the Wanderings of Dr. Ander son and V. Stefansscn in the Frozen North. which they dismissed with a single sentence in their preliminary report. In many respects the trip of Mr. Stefansson and Dr. Anderson sur passes any other expedition ever made into the north by white men. The dif ficulties with which they had to con tend, because of the very nature of their journey, exceeded even those which confronted Commander Peary on his dash to the north pole. His was a hurried trip across several hun dred miles of ice to the pole and back. Carefully constructed sleds drawn by the finest Eskimo dogs in the arctic circle carried provisions : a-plenty. Not so with Stefansson and Ander son. Their mission was the collection of sjiecimens that would enlighten the rest of the world as to human, animal and vegetable life within the arctic circle. They had no single objective point. Their wanderings and search es took them a part of the time out over the ice of the Arctic ocean and a [ part of the time across mountain ran- ; ges that rise thousands of feet in the air. Food Stolen by Wild Beasts. They also had plenty of provisions ! wheu they started. As though, how- j ever, the ordinary perils of the coun- I try were not sufficient, the real own- 1 ers of the country, polar bears and 1 wolverines, added to their dangers. Time after time the daring scientists, wearied by months of privation, would seek the stores of food they had hid den in caches for Just such emergen cies, only to find that four-footed ma rauders had broken in and stolen hun dreds of pounds of food. Stefansson, as the actual leader of the expedition, has reserved all but the briefest summary for his personal report to Dr. Bumpus. A brief ten pages sufficed for him to announce the results of the two years' journey, as well as to outline his plan for a last dash into the country of the hostile Coppernine people, Eskimos who viewed with jealous eyes any attempt on the part of white men to penetrate their country. On the map you will find a tiny point of land projecting into the Arc tic ocean and named Cape Parry. Nothing illustrates better, perhaps, the uncertainty of the position of the explorers than the very first para graph of Mr. Stefansson’s letter, which was written from that place on March 13 of this year. “An Eskimo (the same 'Jimmy' Me na-ran-na who accompanied Captain Amundsen in 1905-6 from Herschel island to the Yukon)," wrote Mr. Ste fansson, “has come here from Baillie island and intends starting tomorrow for the Mackenzie delta. 1 am giving him this letter, hoping it may get into I the July mail at Macpherson.” Just think of it—grave doubts as to whether a letter will reach a mail postAliflMur months' time! “xflMPkimos.” he wrote, "are in deadi/rcar of the Coppernine people, who have the reputation of being a murderous lot. While they have agreed to accompany me, I can never tell on what night they may have a dream which they will construe as a warning not to go and I will be left to make the journey alone.” The dangers from the people them selves were not the greatest obstacles to this, the climax of his trip, as Mr. Stefansson hinted in his letter. The trip would require, all conditions be ing favorable, at least 16 days going and the same time returning, to say nothing of the time that must be spent in gathering scientific data. Six days’ provisions, however, were all that Mr. Stefansson had. For the rest j of his food he must depend upon a i country in which even the Esquimaux ; found it exceedingly difficult to find j sufficient food to sustain their lives. | The possibility of starvation, how ever, did not deter the adventurer. That he made the trip, secured his specimens and is now safely on his return is all that those who are most deeply interested in his welfare know. Dr. Anderson, who. shortly after he set out from the friendly deck of the little river steamer on the Mackenzie, separated from Mr. Stefansson and headed a party of Esquimaux into the country, has written a little more at length of his two years’ trip. He too has found a sentence quite sufficient to tell of experiences that must have : tried the heart and courage of every member of the party. Baillie island, in the Arctic ocean, was the headquarters chosen by Dr. Anderson for his party. From there he wrote his report, which by its very simplicity and directness is one of the most remarkable documents ever sent through the mails of the United States. Day by day has Dr. Anderson de tailed his journey. Of the entire first year spent in the north his report says nothing, the letter he had sent out earlier on one of the two occasions word was received from the adven turers being sufficient in his opinion to cover that period. Of the second year, when the provisions taken north by the party had either been eaten or stolen by the bears and wolverines, he says but little more. At the end of their trip, when death and starvation stared them in the face, they stumbled across the carcass of a bowhead whale. Dr. Anderson, writ ing of the find, said, "The carcass was evidently two or three years old, but the meat was fairly well preserved." Although it was still early in the aft ernoon the party camped immediately and there dogs and men feasted side by side. “The meat,” wrote Dr. An derson. "was fairly palatable, slightly acrid but not offensive and all in all was very filling." At the conclusion of their letters both Mr. Stefansson and Dr. Ander son express themselves as being de sirous of returning again to the coun try in which they spent two such ter rible years to complete the work they started. The first specimens gathered by Mr. Stefansson and Dr. Anderson have ar rived at the Museum of Natural His tory. The men will reach New York in the near future. • Caring for Work Horses. The New York Woman's League for Animals Is making great effort this hot weather to teach owners of horses how to take care of them. Summer bridles and fly nets have been dis tributed to the drivers of work horses, and the league has a farm where tired horses may be sent for a few weeks’ rest, which often restores them to health. Mrs. James Speyer is the president of the league, and Mrs. Rus sell Sage is one of the women deeply Interested in it. Held Feet to Their Rights. Our ancestors were never inconsid erate enough to trust those rights which God and nature had given them into the hands of princes.—James Warren. His Stock. "Has that man got much business?” "Much business? Why, he has or ders to burn.” “But 1 thought he dealt in asbes tos goods.” “WEEPING” TREES IN FAVOR Many Varieties Are Really Ornamen tal, and Freaks Should Always Be Shunned. “There have been altogether too many weeping trees planted in this country." declares a writer In Subur ban Lite. “Most ot them unfortunate ly have been of the freak type. “The weeping trees can be divided into two general classe. those which are upright in growth and have nat urally pendulous branches and those which are grafted on standard stocks several feet above the ground, the long willowy branches banging down ward to the ground. The former class are as a rule plants worth having when planted in their proper place, but the latter are usually deformed freaks which will spoil any garden picture "Of those with naturally pendulous branches the weeping birch is the best. It grows from sixty to seventy feet high and makes a perfectly up i right growth out the long pendulcus branches give the tree a decided weeping character, which, however, is not developed until the tree has at tained several years of growth. “Next in importance is the weep ing. or as it is sometimes called the Napoleon, willow. This is the fastest growing weeping tree. It attains a height of about forty feet, and is fa miliar because of its frequent planting in cemeteries. "It is not necessary to have a damp place for this tree to grow in. although one commonly thinks of the willows as being plants which inhabit damp ground. It will grow in almost any soil that is not a desert. The weeping willow has proved a successful tree in seaside planting where good soil is to be had. “The weeping beech when well grown as a specimen tree makes a beautiful and somewhat curious tree for the lawn. It will attain a height of fifty or sixty feet. The branches grow upright and then droop. “A tree which always delights the children because of its canopylike head, which makes a splendid place for them to play under, is the Cam perdown elm. This Is one of the trees grafted on a standard stock, about eight feet high, but the branches, in stead of drooping down immediately, extend outward. Sometimes the Cam perdown elm reaches a diameter of thirty feet. It is a rank grower, the limbs making a somewhat zigzag growth of several feet in a single sea son. The branches are so close that the large dark green glossy leaves make a complete canopy through which the sun does not penetrate. "It should be planted as an iso- ! lated specimen, and as a rule it is bet ter to plant it in a somewhat incon spicuous place yet convenient for the children to use as a playhouse. It will succeed in almost any locality, but like the other elms it prefers plenty of moisture. “The best tall canopy tree is the weeping ash. which will grow ulti mately fifty feet high. It is a rapid grower and must be given plenty of space. All that has been said about the Cam perdown elm as an arbor tree will apply to this tree, but of course on a much larger seal*." IE3S IFE without hope draws nec tar In a sieve: ,A**u Hope without an object cannot live. Speak a kind word to sweeten a sorrow. Do the kind deed you would leave till to morrow. PICKLING TIME. Do not delay putting down some ten der little cucumber pickles for winter use. Here is a recipe, easy to pre pare. and most successful in results: Take a pound of good ground mus tard. a pint of salt and a gallon of vinegar. Mix the mustard and salt until free from lumps, then add the vinegar in a large, open-mouthed jar. Gather the small cucumbers from day to day. wash carefully and add to the vinegar, putting a plate with a weight on the pickles to keep them under the vinegar. When the jar is sufficiently full cover with a cloth and put away to be used at any time. The weight must always be left on so that none of the cucumbers are exposed to the air. If a little sweetening is de sired. sugar and spices to taste may be added. Mushroom Catsup.—When mush rooms are plenty in the cool fall morff j ings. gather a basket full, look them over carefully to see that none are wormy, and put them in a large mouthed jar In layers, with salt be tween. Don't be too generous witn the salt, or you will spoil the catsup. Let them stand in a warm place twenty-four hours covered with a tow el. The next day mash and strain them through a coarse sieve. To every quart of the liquor add an ounce of pepper corns and cook a half hour, then add one-fourth of an ounce of cloves, half an ounce of ginger root, one dozen whole cloves, three blades of mace and cook fifteen minutes. Take from the fire and strain again: reheat, fill small bottles and dip the corks in wax to seal. The housewife who does not feel that she can afford to have these delicacies when bought from the grocery, will be able, at lit tle expense to put them up. have them for herself and a few bottles for her friends. The canned sweet red pepper Is such an addition to so many dishes and in the fall when they may be had from your own garden a few cans will be easily put up. This is a tried recipe of Miss Farmers', and one only has to use the right proportions to have success: Wash and cut the stems from a peck of red peppers, re move the seeds and cut the peppers in thin rings, round and round with the scissors. Plunge into boiling water and let stand two minutes, drain and plunge into Ice water. Let stand ten minutes, drain and pack Into glass jars. Boll one quart of vin egar and two cups of sugar fifteen minutes. Pour over the peppers to overflow the jars, seal and keep in a cool place. I 1 III M ■ V i. - I tc THAT tiath never warred with misery .'ui orr tuggeu wiyi Vf 1 V... tress. Hath had no occasion nor no field to try The strength and forces of his worthi ness. A DINNER FOR A BUSY DAY. A busy Ironing day. or a day when using the kitchen range tor other things is a good time to have a whole dinner, except perhaps the dessert and a salad, cooked in one dish. Buy a piece of beef for stewing, a bit of veal, and if you have a broiled chop or two of lamb left from yesterday's dinner, so much the tetter. Cut the meat in pieces large enohgh for a serving, and brown well in ^ frying pan. using a little suet " 1 ' to the frying meat Place the meat in a stone-cov ered dish, pour over the liquid from the frying pan. and put into a hot oven. After half an hour's cooking add a few carrots, onions and poia toes. Baste them with the broth oc casionally, and serve them from the casserole. A simple salad to be served with this dinner is lettuce and French dressing. Prepare the lettuce early, and place on the Ice, wrapped In a cloth. AH water should be drained from the leaves, as the dressing will not stay on wet leaves. Prepare the dressing by beating together & ta blespoonful of vinegar to three of oil. a half teaspoonful of salt and a few dashes of paprika or red pepper; a teaspoonful of Worcestershire sauce or one of catsup, or both, may be used. When the dressing is thick and well blended pour over the lettuce. Serve at once, as the dressing will wilt the lettuce in a few moments. For dessert on this busy day, a dish of fruit and a cooky or cheese, crack ers aAd coffee may be served. A very dainty dessert easy to pre pare and most delicious is musk mel ons. Cut the edible portion into cubes, add a little lempn juice and sugar and serve with small cakes or crackers. When making pastry, bake sev eral shells, and when a fruit _ __ pie is wanted in hurry, crush the fruit, cover with a meringue and brown in a hot oven. This same pie may be served with the fruit cov ered with whipped cream instead of the meringue. ii s pouna xo jro on sninins wutri* mo good Lord thinks it*s best. —Florence M. Day — OVEN HINTS. ■ It Is always better in baking flour mixtures to have a moderate heat at first, until the cake or biscuit is fully risen, then increase the heat so that it will brown over quickly. If too ex treme heat is used at first the dough is stiffened before it has an oppor tunity to rise; the result is a cracked and unsightly surface. Biscuits and pastries are baked in a very hot oven, as the cut surfaces allow the gases to escape readily. Pastry, unless baked quickly, will be soggy. Have a strong under heat for baking pastry. Small ovens cool quickly and should be heated hotter than large ones. Do not cool the oven by keeping the door [ open too much. The length of time for roasting or baking fish depends upon the extent of the surface exposed to the heat more than on the number of pounds. For example, a thin large roast, be cause of its large surface exposed would take less time to roast than a roll roast of the same number of pounds. A steak an inch thick requires six to ten minutes for broiling; an inch and a half, eight to fifteen minutes. Lamb should never be served rare; mutton may. In baking angel food a very slow oven is maintained throughout the first half of the baking, then a little increase and finish with heat enough to brown the cake a rich brown. A layer cake needs a hot oven and should bake in twelve to twenty min utes. Molasses and fruit cakes should have slower ovens. An ordinary gin ger bread will bake in a good oven in forty-five minutes. The small ovens used on the top of gas stoves are a great convenience and economy. ONLY myself could talk to myself / as i Knew mm a year ago I could tell him a lot That would save him a lot. Of things he ought to know. —Kipling. THINGS WE LIKE TO KNOW. Aluminium vessels are more expen sive than granite, but in the end they are safer. If a dish boils dry and burns, the granite surface is apt tc crack and break off. and a *bruis« or fall cracks and breaks it Pieces of granite in chicken feed are not objectionable, but the human stomach is not able to manage suet questionable things with safety. The use of enamel spoons for stir ! ring foods Is one to be deprecated foi j the same reason. A wooden spoon is lighter and easier on the hand. Now one can buy small wooden spoons, nol at all like the old-fashioned great i horn spoon. Remember to tack pieces of ole ! cast-off rubbers on to the bottom ol the step ladder to keep it from slip ping on a slippery floor. Many brok j en hips and legs would be saved il i this advice was followed in each household. Cabbage and onions are more dell cate if. after boiling for a while, they are drained into a colander and cold I water run over them; then return to ! finish cooking. As soon as a bottle or jelly glass is I emptied, wash it and put it away for j future use. < When cooking a spare rib. sprinkle . it when putting to roast with minced onion and a tittle powdered sage. Put a little cold coffee occasionally j on your ferns and palms. They need stimulating as well as we. Grease the cork of the cement hot tie and there will need no force to open the bottle when needed. Rubber heels on shoes will sav« many a back ache and over-wrought nerve. Use kerosene oil to save elbow grease In cleaning the sink. Necessary Labor. Everything within and about ui f*ows that It never was Intended that tnan should be Idle. Our own health and comfort and the welfare and hap piness of those around us. all require that man should labor. Mind. body, soul, all alike suffer and rust out by Idleness, the Idler is a source of men tal and moral offense to everybody around. He Is a nuisance In the vsorld and needs abatement for the public good, like any other source ot pestilence. An Alpine Garden. The highest garden in the world is said to be the Alpine garden of botany, which was laid out by the late Canon Chanoux. formerly rector of the Hospice of Little St. Bernard. It Is situated at an elevation of 2.200 meters, or 7,150 feet Here are to be found almost all species of mountain flowers, not only those common in the Alps. Pyrennes. Carpathians, the Cau casus and the Balkans, but even from Tar off Himalaya The canon conceiv ed the Idea In 1588. but it was not un til 1902 that his project became effec tive. In the latter year the commune of Thuile gave him the land. No Change. "1 met the Dunkey today for the first time for years. He hasn't changed much.” ■‘Oh. he hasn't changed at all. bm he doesn't seem to realise it” "How do you mean?" ' “Oh. he's f«rev$r talking about ‘what a fool he used to be.’ ”_Red Han. I BEST SHE COULD SAY. Myrtle—I understand Miss Critic paid me a compliment last night. Xatica—Not quite, but she came as near it as you could ever expect from her. She said you were charming, but— LAWYER CURED OF ECZEMA _ “While attending school at Lebanon, Ohio, in 18S2, I became afflicted with boils, which lasted for about two years, when the affliction assumed the form of an eczema on my face, the lower part of my face being inflamed most of the time. There would be water-blisters rise up and open, and wherever the water would touch it would burn, and cause another one to rise. After the blister would open the place would scab over, and would burn and Itch so as to be almost un bearable at times. In this way the Bores would Epread from one place to another, back and forth over the whole of my upper lip and chin, and at times the whole lower part of my face would be a solid sore. This con dition continued for four or five years without getting any better, and in fact got worse all the time, so much so that my wife became alarmed lest it prove fatal. “During all this time of boils and eczema, I dcctored with the best phy sicians of this part of the country, but to no avail. Finally I decided to try Cuticura Remedies, which I did, tak ing the Cuticura Resolvent, applying the Cuticura Ointment to the sores, and using the Cuticura Soap for wash ing. In a very short time I began to notice improvement, and continued to use the Cuticura Remedies until I was well again, and have not had a re currence of the trouble since, which is over twenty years. I have recom mended Cuticura Remedies to others ever since, and have great faith in them as remedies for skin diseases.” (Signed) A. C. Brandon, Attorney-at Law, Greenville, O., Jan. 17, 1911. Although Cuticura Soap and Oint ment are sold everywhere, a samplo of each, with 32-page book, will be mailed free on application to “Cuti cura,” Dept. 3 K, Boston. Could Take Her Choice. As the railroad train was stopping, an old lady not accustomed to travel ing hailed the passing conductor and asked: "Conductor, what door shall I get out by?” "Either door, ma’am,” graciously answered the conductor. “The car stops at both ends.”—Galesburg Mail LADIES CAN WEAK S.HOES one siie smaller after using Allen's Foot-Ease. tb« Antiseptic powder to be shaken into the shoes. 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