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VERDICT OF PROMINENT MAN — Theodore N. Vail. President of West ern Un<en and Telephone Compa nies. Recognizes Rights of the American Public. Public regulation of public service 'orpomtkiTis has reuse to stay It ->agbt to have come and it ought to •lay. That i> the flat and unequivocal assertion o! Theodore X. Vail, presl fent of both the American Telephone and T- i. company and the West »rs I nun Telegraph company. It -am- m tb*- fo>-m of his annual re port to the seventy t hoi-and stock holder- o' the tm« great corporations. Vlthough Mr Vail's advocacy of full ptiblaHtf lc connection with the affairs •»f se< b < otsrerns was well understood, .votoody in tnancisl circles had antici pated -o frank an avowal of fall pub- 1 - v ' - :n the shaping of their gen eral conduit- It came consequently as > -vrpriue. not only because of its acne and squareness, but also on scroll*' of the unqualified arquies- i rence of a board of directors co tut iris- 1 ir-g * :<h eminent and conservative f.tu.n • r- Rolert Win-on. of Kid -•r Peabody A Co. and Henry L. Hlggir-on of Boston. Hen-y 1’ Davi son of J. V Morgan & Co . Senator W Murray Crane. George f. Haer. T Vff-rson Coolidge. Jr.. Norman \V. ! Harris. John 1 Waterhury and others. . President Vail’s declaration is her alded as the first recognition by those in high corporate authority of the jus- j dtt of the demand that the public j be r-garded as virtual partners ta aii matters that pertain to the com mon welfare He goes directly to the point "Public control or regulation of pub- 1 lc serv-.ie corporations by jiertuanent otnmlssiors." he says. * has come and ome to stay. Control or regulation. ] to be effective, means publicity; j It means semi public e scussion and oasideration before action; it means everything which is the oppo site of and inconsistent with effective «m pet. non Competition —aggressive, •feme competition means strife, industrial warfare: It means conten tion it oft-ntimes means taking ad vantage at or resorting to any means Hat the (onscien<e of the contestants or the degree of the enforcement of the laws will permit " Aggressive competition means du plication of plant and investment The ultimate objec' of such competition i Is the wees*ion of the field wholly or partially; therefore It means eith er ul-urate combination on such basis and with such prices as will rover past losses or it means loss of return on investment, and eventual Sons of capital However it results, all costs of aggressive, uncontrolled ompeit.uu are event trail* borne, direct] y or indirectly, by the public Competition which Is r.ot aggressive, preaupposes co-operative action, under standings agreements, which result In gi-r-ra! uniformity or harmony of, net ion which, in fact, is not competi tion t t Is combination, unstable, but for the nme effective. When thor- j ooghly unde-nood it will be found that control" will give more of the benefi’- and public ad. an ages, which are e*to he obtained through rwh ownership, and will obtain them wi-.ho.jt the public burden of either the public office-holder or pub lic debt or operating deficit 'When through a wise and judicious state control and regulation all the adv»!.-»ge- without any of tbe disad vantages of state ownership are se cured state ownership is doomed."’ 11 Mr Vail is right." says Harpe-s Weekly in a concise sum ming up then it seems pretty plain -hat we are entered upon a new era in bc-h e< ouomic* and politics And it is high - me we did if evolution is to -upplaat revolution as an efficient force in the development of civiliza tion” Fightmg Man. It is iian n nature to fight. It is his mer)' to fight for what he believes to j be rigi * Courage and bravery are ! not a hlev*d by hiring a lawyer. A • man wh< is not willing to fight to the i«-c h fur the right or for his own is ’.ot a- e-*,d or complete a man as one who i. is willing Hut opinions about ihls are nut so important ar the fact that it u man s nature to fight, and ’hat neither resolr nor legislation »»>r provision to get over all kinds of tr* ibk* in any other way than fighting will avail— Eli wood Hendricks, in At iaatk More to the Purpose. bre you in favor of a ten-hour day?" 1 don’t «*re anything about the fiays. replied young Kounderlev. "but it would be a jolly good thing if we could have 24 Lour nights." Misguided Energy. I am bound to make a noise In the world." said the determined youth. Hut be < ireful bow you go about It." replied Mr. Osage F pouter. "An amateur with a bass drum can spoil .be finest symphony ever written.” Joyous Economist. "You don’t mind high prices?” So. replied the resolute phlloso- . pber. "When prices are high, think how much more you save every time you decide to get along without some thing " No Great Matter. 1 How do you like this grand opera. Mil?" 1 I can’t understand what they are i j saying.” That's ell right. You ain't missing bo joke*" I ' I i So Unexpected. "Tour wife has received some tud 1 den shock. What hai happened?” "I don t know, doctor. I came homo early last night-“ "Ah. that presumably accounts lor CAMORRA TRIAL EXCITES ALL ITALY /*rCH*ii7r#r or <. *■#& 4 8! T?rr- V-JCS ' -n K .ytOr r«F n\E vr<yj.«r> - * -:it- £Vv r^r*. VITERBO. ITALY.—Few events in recent years have so stirred Italy as has the trial of members of the Ca tnorra now going on here. Dramatic scenes are of daily occurrence, and only the other day the court was com pelled to adjourn because of the wild demonstrations of the 41 defendants in their cage and of their friends in the court room. The trial is expected to last for about a year, and will be one of the most remarkable in history. PILOTED BY AN EAGLE Big Bird From Cebu Held by Twenty-Fathom Line. Captured by American Naturalist After Two Weeks of Arduous Mountain Climbing and Watch fulness—Goes to Zoo. New York.—Piloted up the bay by an immense American eagle, the steamship Pathan closed a two months' trip from Cebu, in the Philip pine islands. The eagle has a double claim to the title American. Its na tive eyrie In the mountains of Cebu is under the American flag, and the bird Itself will make Us p^rroanent home hereafter in the Bronx Zoo. After nearly two weeks of arduous mountain climbing and untiring watchfulness, the bird was trailed to Us nest high upon the face of a pre cipitous cliff by Professor Kingcome. an American naturalist, who had a thrilling adventure making It captive. Accompanied by three Filipinos, he climbed the mountain by a roundabout trail, coming out on the cliff some *0 feet above the eagle's nest, at an ele vation of 9.000 feet above the sea. The face of the cliff was sheer and presented no foothold by which the bird hunter could descend. Maklng a rope fast under his arms, and taking a turn with it around a tree, he instructed the little brown men bow to lower him by slacking sway easily. The descent was made all right, and the eagle, found asleep, was easily captured by means of a heavy net. Getting back to the top of the cliff was another proposition. The Filipinos are not noted for big mus cles. and the professor, with the add ed weight of the eagle, proved too much for their strength. Fbr more than an hour they tugged and pulled at the rope, only to give out entirely with the naturalist and his captive dangling in midair some 15 feet below the first foothold on the cliff. rui a nine rroie^Bor fvingcome thought his aids had deserted him. as they made no reply to his shouted or ders. Finally he made them pay at tention. and, under his instructions a bight of the line was lowered over the face of the cliff. This he made fast to the eagle, and leaving the bird swinging there, the professor climbed hand over hand to the top of the rock. After that it was a simple matter to haul up his prize. Throughout the trip the big bird was at liberty daily at the end of a 20-fathom line, and led the ship for hours at a time. The line, made fast to a shackle on the eagle's leg. work ing in a swivel to prevent jamming, did not seem to worry the captive When liberated it would dart up into the air to the full length or the line; then, as it felt the restraint, would gradually settle down to about the level of the ship's deck, and with its wings full spread would maintain a position ahead1 of the ship for hours, keeping the line as taut aa the hawser of a tug. When tired of playing, the bird would come aboard and make no resistance to being tied up with a shorter line on deck. When the Pathan leaves here for Baltimore there will be a vacancy in the berth of one serang. Husein Ben Ali, bo's'n and serang of the Malay crew, was attacked with appendicitis and taken to the Long Island College hospital, where the surgeons operated on him. The bo’s'n has been with the ship for three years, and is an im portant man on board from his author ity over the crew. The Malays will choose one of their own number to act as serang until the ship reaches Liverpool, where Husein Ben Ali will rejoin her If all goes well. This is not the only surgical case entered on the ship’s log since leav ing Cebu. While at sea. nearing Singapore. Chief Officer Walker was superintending the breaking out of some cargo to get at a spare anchor, when the tackle slipped and one of the big grappling hooks struck him on the cheek, fracturing the jaw. Wheth er the eagle's presence was respons ible for these casualties on board the ship's company does not say. HEN HAS MONKEY’S FACE New Jersey Fowl. Marked In Its Egg hood Days. Is Hatched Out a Real Nature Freak. New York.—Moritz Adler has a country home and farm near Deal. N. J. He also has a Plymouth Rock chicken. He pave her a place in the back yard of the home, with a dry goods box for a coop. Though perfectly normal in every : other way. Rose—that's her name— ; has the shrewd face of a monkey. She drinks soup from a spoon held in the hand of her nurse. Having no beak, she does not peck at meat scraps, after the manner of fowl, but picks them up daintily with her strawberry j hued lips. The facial expression of Rose Is piquant. She has a rather set ex i pression at the corner of her mouth. ; indicating firmness of character. Her nose is well defined. Rising from her rather broad lorehead Is & pompadour of feathers in the style that young girls affected with their hair a year ago, when Rose was a smooth white egg instead of a remarkable chicken. The general contour of her face is somewhat like that of Susie, the fun ny little orang-outang from Borneo who delights children at the Bronx zoo Her snappy black eyes light up wonderfully when she sees cracked corn or oatmeal mush. "She was born a year ago." said Adler. “I knew her mother well. She was a fine old fussy Plymouth Rock hen. who stuck steadily to the busi ness of scratching gravel and produc ing eggs. She wasn’t quite as pro gressive as some of the more flashy Brown l>eghora and Indiana game young ladies of the barnyard. She didn’t take kindly to new-fangled ideas like women's rights. Nothing made her so mad ag to see some other hen strutting around and ducking about wanting a vote. “An Italian organ grinder passed the farm one day with a funny little South American monkey. He gave old Mrs. Plymouth Rock quite a fright. The old lady disappeared, and three weeks afterward I found her nest un der the haymow. Twelve little yellow chicks had just hatched out. The re maining egg was cracked, and some thing inside was peeping sadly. All the other chicks had pecked their way out with their bills, but this one was trying to get out and couldn’t. "I broke the shell, and then I saw why—it didn’t have any beak. And that's the way Rose came Into the world. Because she was a freak the head farmer’s wife took an interest in her and educated her. till now she is a lady all through. She talks all the time—her mouth is never still— and that's what makes me think she was marked prenatally by the suf frngettes of the barnyard. But there’s no way to tell " Takes Wrong Suit Case. Seattle. Wash.—A comedy of er rors which probably will result In pro fuse apologies on the part of A. Wal ters of M13 Charles street occurred in an exchange of suitcases en a Bea con hill street car. Walters boarded a Beacon hill car on his way home from downtown. He sat beside a woman who llso had a suit case. When Walters reached home he ope-ed the case and discov ered he had taken the woman's. •'These aren't mine." explained Wal ters to the desk sergeant at police headquarter'. •'1 can't wear these." as he drew forth a handful of lingerie and begged the police to assist him in locating the woman who now has a case of ; men's clothing. FARMERETTES TO TILL SOIL Mr*. O. H. P. Belmont Opens First Class in Agriculture for Young Women of New York. New York.—Mrs. O. H. P. Belmont opened her first class in farming for girls the other day. Twenty young women “farmerettes." she calls them, earbed In blue bloomers, broad-brim med hats and boys’ shoes, are com fortably ensconsed tonight in the farm house at “Brockholt." Mrs. Bel mont's 1 ,000-acre estate on Long Island. The young women were selected from 600 applicants from New York factories. They will first be instruct ed thoroughly in household duties upon a farm, and with the arrival of "planting time" in the spring will take up plowing, planting and poultry raising. Not a man will be on the premises, even to chop wood or tend the horses. The girls will receive $4 a week during their two-months’ course of instruction, and thereafter may purchase small farms from their benefactress, if they wish to do so, upon agreement to till the soil them selves. ABOLISH TITLES FOR WOMEN ___ _ German Mothers’ Society of Berlin Calls “Fraulein” Antiquated Word —Reform Advocated. Berlin.—Tbe custom of distinguish i ing married from unmarried women by ! giving them different titles is anti-; quated and undignified, and must be abolished. This new reform is advo cated by the German Mothers' soci ety, one of the most influential of women’s organizations in the empire. Leaders of the society declare that tbe distinction between "Miss," or the German equivalent, “Fraulein,” and “Mrs.,” or “Frau,” is a relic of barbar ous times. i In a resolution Just adopted the pro moters of the reform declare that in this age of woman’s advancement the title “Miss'* is simply a ridiculous an achronism. t “The worth of woman, as of man,” the resolution continues, “depends upon her personality and achieve ments.” Tbe classification of women Into those who have been through the mar riage service and those who have not is improper and unethical. Every man, irrespective of his marital status, is called Herr' and every woman who respects the dignity of her sex should demand to be called 'Frau.' This would be a great step toward the uplifting of our ethical ideals." As there is no legal obstacle to ap plying the title of “Frau” to all wom en. the society petitions the authori ties to make a beginning by employ ing only that title in all official com munications. 570,000,000 Nickels Yearly. New York.—Although the New York subway takes In enough nickels day by day to pay for the cost of construction every three years, the “L," lines still lead it in point ot traffic carried. Re ports to the public service commission show that the elevated lines gather up 300,000.000 nickels annually, as against the subway’s 370,000,000. Old Master Is Discovered. Minneapolis. Minn.—After hanging for more than twenty years in an out of-the-way storeroom in a bank so covered with dust and grime as to be wholly unrecognizable, a painting, probably "50 years old. by one of Italy's foremost artists. Benozzo Goz zoli. who executed It some time in the fifteenth century, was discovered in Minneapolis after a careful study of the signature. The name has been restored, but reads ‘‘Benozzoll." a contraction and a favorite method em ployed by the old masters. Gozzoli often signed himself thus Above this ■ name is that of San Lansbruge, un doubtedly the painter who restored the original work. The picture is be lieved to be worth $5,000. $37,060,000 From America. Vienna.—The records of the Hun garian post office show that $37,060. 000 were sent to Hungary during mo by Austro-Hungarians living in Amer ica. This sum is five times the ■mount received by the postofflce from the same sources in 1900. HOME OF CHIT Preserved as Memorial to Hero of the Alamo. San Antonio. Where American Troops Concentrated. Former Home of One cf Most Picturesque Fron tiersmen of Nation. The center of interest in America today is historic old San Antonio, which is the point of concentration for' ihe bulk of troops that have gathered >n Texas 10 be utilized in the present emergency. Just beyond Fort Sam Houston, which may be termed the citadel of San Antonio, is a glass cov ered plain. $00 acres in extent, where the great camp is situated. The troops are massed by regiments, w hlch are encamped in squads, ail facing in the direction of Gen. Carter's head quarters. which are located on top of a little hill that is the only elevation to break the monotony of the land scape. The interesting city oi San Antonio consists of three parts: the old town, or San Antonio proper, between the San Pedro and the San Antonio riv ers; Chihuahua, west of the San Pedro; and Alamo, east of the San Antonio. The old town is the busi ness quarter and has in great part lost its Mexican character, having been almost entirely rebuilt since 1S60. Chihuahua is almost exclusively Mexican in character and population. The houses are one story high, built partly of stone and partly of upright logs with cane reefs. Alamo is the largest quarter of the city, is consid erably larger than the other two and Is mostly inhabited by Germans. In the north part is the Alamo plaza, with the fort of that name which. 64 years ago, was the scene of a savage and sanguinary encounter between a small company of Texans and Americans, and a greatly superior force of Mexicans, which resulted in the capture of the fort and the mas Davy Crockett Home. sacre of the entire garrison. Among the valiant defender* was the famous Davy Crockett, who had gone to help the Texans in their fight for indepen dence. and who fell surrounded by the todies of those he had slain ere he was cut down. The heroic valor of the garrison and the barbarity of the Mexicans thrilled the American people. The cry of "Re member the Alamo!” was heard throughout the country; and the feel ing which it excited did much to bring on the war with Mexico, in which an American army swept triumphantly Into the capita! of the Montesumas. Hard by this historic place Is the Did cabin of Davy Crockett, which has been preserved by the patriotic Tex ms as a lasting memorial to the hero, who lost his life in the sublime cause of liberty. WHERE WOMEN ARE WANTED Farmers of the Great Canadian North West Are Suffering From Loneliness. Winnipeg. Man —The farmers hang ibout the tiny stations that dot the great transcontinental railroad tracks between Winnipeg and the Rockies, waiting for a sight of the emigrant girls on the west-bound train that goes through once in 24 houfS. Every one of them is on the lookSut for a wife. Loneliness is not good for a man. and that is why one finds hun dreds of young fellows who are de veloping the land of the great north west eager to find a mate. How scarce the right type of girl .'or domestic work in Canada is may be judged from the words uttered by i the bishop of London a short time igo. "It is practically impossible.” He said, “to get a servant in Canada ; for love or money. I could find places j Tor 200 girls tomorrow if we had money to send them out.” Further proof of the dearth of women in Canada Is furnished by Ar thur M. Grenfell, son-in-law' of Earl Grey, the governor general of Can- j ida. who says: “There are eight men to every w-otnan In the land. Do raestie service of various kinds is to be had for the asking.” Just a word of warning, however Girls must not expect to be snapped i up by the first man that comes along and have a nice, easy time of it. j Girls are only wanted who know how j to work and who will work, and for , them the wages range from *10 a month for common help to $30 and ! $50 for specialists—that is. for in- I stance, qualified cooks. — SMALL FAMILY IS DEFENDED Lady Warwick Denounces Woman Whc 1 Populates World Recklessly as Social Nuisance. London.—The Countess of Warwick justified the small families of today when she presided at the Actress' Franchise league and attributed the paucity of children to woman’s increas ing enlightenment. . Lady Warwick declared that where as formerly a woman thought nothing of bringing fifteen children into the world, today her intelligence forbids her to have so many children without the means of eduvtinK them and equipping them adequately for the struggle of life. The small family ol today, l^ady Warwick regards as a distinct step upward. The woman who populates the world recklessly, said Lady Warwick, is a social nuisance. _—.. 1 freQ A trial package of Munyon’s Paw Paw Pills will tie sent frpe to anyone on re quest. Address Prof --or Many on. 53J 4 , Jefferson Sts., Philadelphia, Pa. It you are | in need eif medi-al advice, do not fail to write Pr fo-sor Munyon. Your coninura: ea'tion will be treated in strict confidence, and your case will lie diagnosed as care fully as though you had a persona! inter view. Munvon’s Paw Paw Pills are unlike j ail other laxatives or cathartics. They i coax the liver into activity by gentle i methods. They do not scour, they do | not gripe, they do not weaken, hut they j do start all the secretions oi the liver | and stomach in a way that soon puts ( these organs in a healthy condition and | corrects constipation. In my opinion constipation is responsible for most ail | ments. There are 26 feet of human bowels, which is really a sewer pipe. : When this pipe becomes clogeeif the ; whole system becomes poisoned, caus ! ing biliou~ness. indigestion and impure I blood, which often produce rheumatism I and kidney ailments. No woman who : suffers with constipation or any liver ailment can expect to have a clear | complexion or enjoy good health. If I had my way I would prohibit the sals | of nine-tenths of the cathartics that are | now being sold for the reason that they ; soon destroy the lining of the stomach, setting up serious forms of indigestion, and so paralyze the bowels that they re fuse to act unless forced by strong f purgatives. Munvon’s Paw Paw Pills are a tonic | to the stomach, liver and nerves. They ) invigorate instead of weaken; they en ; rich the blood instead of Impoverish ■ it; they enable the stomach to get all the nourishment from food that is put 1 into it. These pills contain no calomel, no | dope; they are soothing, healing and 1 stimulating. They school the bowels I to act without physic. Regular sire bottle, containing 45 pills, 25 cents. Munvon’s Laboratory, 53d ft Jefferson Sts.. Philadelphia. “J2SSS2 Thompson’s Eyo Wator -JUST FERNINST THE HILL” Little Pointer for Those Who Fee! a Desire to Seek the State of Matrimony. The state of Matrimony is one of .he United States. It is bounded by kissing and hugging on one side and cradles and babies on the other. Its chief products are population, broom sticks and staying out at night. It was discovered by Adam and Eve while trying to find a Northwest pas- . sage out of Paradise. The climate Is suitry until you pass the tropics of housekeeping, when squally weather commonly sets in with such power as to keep all bands as cool as cucum bers. For the principal roads leading to this interesting state, consult the first pair of blue eyes you see.—Ex change. Grouch Still With Him. When Brown died he left an old 'fiend living, by the name of Jones, who always had a grouch. After Brown had been in heaven some time, he met Jones just coming through the gate, and as the newcomer did not look as happy and contented as he should. Brown asked him what was the matter. “Well,” Jones said, “I got feet wet coming across the river Styx and caught a nasty cold, broke my left wing and have to carry it in a sling, and my halo don't fit worth darn.” Vagaries of Finance. “I understand you have paid the mortgage off your place.” "Yep,” replied Farmer Corntossel. “Then why do you complain of hard times?” "All the neighbors have done the same thing That leaves me with money on my hands that nobody wants to borrow.” The pleasure of love is in loving. We are happier in the passion we feel than in that we Inspire.—Francis Duo de Rochefaucauld. * . ~~ ~i It Does The Heart Good To see how the little folks enjoy | Post Toasties with cream Sweet, crisp frits of pearly white com, rolled and l toasted to an appetizing brown. “The Memory Lingers" POSTUM CEREAL CO., Ltd., Battle Creek, Mich %-—-—/
