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Sight tt* otter* faaitd 1 a e if fa-» far- tt I co- id t«:j you —•me Mmnm"~ ' v.e g-1» tt- it tosKker* said Na ibat.. Tint.eg dost to* cor •MMv i * * t* » it rfaitic*1 TfaeyTi firt.-gb -.-it .tr-r to r< lack sis ir wt- -■ all »>- d«e figi*..BK — i - * t f >ut -i -fa' Oiiid of lb* floor far *ja( .ojec*. *•«* —. _ X _ .4 _ — - - S . _4 __ mm “1: we *14 b" :nadf»**ws—»'*r»** ikas r.a -. m ;• -*• £ X- ftcadyii.2 tie - if Tbw a ill be a dotea rsfSe* at 'feat d»- r wboa the* open J1 tki u._*t 'e!i-B to *ii iell It 1* * art 4* its® a harder death, to bear frra& Mat t.*i and t it* at. A ad *e *»U hear from them b lore n®:.'.' Tl-.y retreated it-to tbe dessean A tea a * Inter the door cp ned <ar.• ->*.• a' 't* lead mi tbe rum dcr A Sight liiiared tkn j®:. tbe blark eras and alter *n isle r\ a! o. s-p-nce •be ja-*er mad* fa.* ipjearab'e ta tract at the eelt. a y.i-ttd in Ms hand "‘tftob't be afraid J*-*kuu». said X'ell r" —»ir~adir - * Y«* lor®i*t the door c • <• bera Latin® a litt. fan *t»e • r.» jury That’s alt' Tie nericaes «fafte»es* left J*e Aun t fare at tbs* t-leerlal re port and L> *ir about to t ha* tbe door »ti*a Kas iaxtel eabibited a Lardful of gold * -- * .a the caudle-!®-! and frantic ally h*-* i »i»e4 tbe mas to come in Tbe Jailer * eye* ®>tt*ercd understand iftffy and u.tt a faa« kuard glance Iowa tt» ii®bt«d romdor be thrust bis bead and abc rld'T* inside Ti» h«mdr>4 dollars Ira that ace*" b* «i.i»r- ted * Kite hundred brand- tb* lour »« o r«" *J«*k.a* a f »ra' said Xeil. h the lour t iosed oi- tb* m i fe*l sorry lor him " "Why — "Is cava* k*e i* a* epnt® the mooty {sttsl ytMi sappowe fiat >>•« have bees ■earthed* Of course you have—prob ably before I came, a bile you were s»tf dead on tbe fioor Somebody fcftoe * Ik*' you Late tbe gold '' "Why baaa't it faera lakes T" Fra a full is’.tute Xeil mad* no an •««r Aad hi* ai.su er. uben it did comw. first of all a as a iaugi Py Geor®*. tuts t <oA'~ be cried tsalthbcfr "Of course you a ere aim* 11fl—aad by Jeekuai’ He knows, but be hasn’t made a report of K to Strati® t/eeau**- be belief** that IB some a ay be will get told of tbe tcsxe; He >s tak.h® a fa® nsb--bu! bad s‘Btiift® ' 1 «under u hat bis first •rheme stir "Thought It bury fc. perhaps.” roftcbaafsd Nukus! throwing him self spa* tbe straw. “There » room tar two bet*. Xeil’ A o**® * Hence" fell between them. The f***y during tb* last few min gles fc*“ beea too great as effort for Xatbasael aad bis wound troubled hint .fti* A* tbe pain and bis terrible tb*N«bts of Mar.'jft * late returned to pifu be regretted that they had not eftdsd ft ait is owe last figt t at tbe door There, ftt least, they night have died suer instead of wailing to be sbof dome like dog*, tbeir bands bebtad them, their breasts ..a— to th* Slonaos r;f * ► He did not liar u--3th In aior“ than one hand. <*re ofr a for love of the sport than t »a.- a 1 irror in being penned t;. . nd tortured by it. He had * u.e t< jrw.lt uj>**n jt as a fair enemy, ’ -d of < ourse. with subterfuge and uery wh!< U were the laws of the * ' • ■ ' had n* v-r dreamed of it - any * • _ *. * it.* r* :.,1 in it.; quick t- -a it a* t* fci* adversary had ' a:.a gw.at 'd and toss, d on his bed •raw \". ;1 - .• cool and silent : • b- *.1 h against the dungeon exhaust or brought him ■ ' 'la a h* fell asleep. il- w as av uV-red by Neil. The * la of Mark'll . brother was '«'• ' ‘ in »b n h- opened his eyes and t" w as -baking him roughly In the shoulder. W uj X'u:' he t ed. For neaven s »ak*—wake up’” H- dr* "> l.u k ... Natliani* 1 sleepily roased him * If ‘ I ; .Id:, t h* ;p it. Nat." he apolo - :• •• You've la:s tier* like a dead man for hours. ’ • - i ••.:.« . Ufa this damned - • ties* Come—sin k* up! 1 got seme * . c fro: our juiier and n- ioaned Br his p.p* Xathaniel jumped to hia feet. A • sii andi* w„_- burring en the table : .. r. :: - u. saw ... t a startling She Is following your Instructions!" In his excitement he betrayed him self. He had read the note. There came a sound up the corridor, the opening of a door, the echo of voices, and Jeekum leaped back. Na thaniel's loot held the cell door from closing “Where is Marion?” he cried softly, his heart standing still with dread. "Great God—what about Marion?" For an instant the sheriff’s ghastly lace was pressed against the opening. Marion has not beer seen since morning. The king's officers are searching for her." The door slammed, the chains clanked loudly, and above the sound of Jeekum’s departure Neil’s voice rose in a muffled cry of joy. "They are gone! They are leaving the island ’’’ Nathaniel stood like one turned into stone. His heart grew cold with in him. When he spoke his words were passionless echoes of what had been. "You are sure that Marion would kill herself as soon as she became the wife of Strang?” he asked. "Yes—before his vile hands touched more thaif" the dress she wore!" shouted Neil. "Then Marion is dead," replied Na thaniel. as coldly as though he were talking to the walls about him. "For last i ght Marion was forced into the harem of the king." As he revealed the secret whose mrture he meant to keep imprisoned in his ow n breast he dropped upon the 1 allet of straw anu buried his face between his arms, cursing himself that he had weakened in these last hours of their comradeship. He dared not look to see the effect of hi- words on Neil. His companion ■ittered no sound. Instead there was a silence that was terrifying. At the end of it Neil spoke ir. a voice so strangely calm that Nathaniel •'I've Got Word—tut No Note!'' He Whispered Hoarsely. _rge bat conn into N :1s fare dur- i •g ' iMMtrs h-- had slept It looked • r.. 'hit: * r and whiter, its lines . u— ;•» n-ti and The young man’s - were filled with gloomy dejec t:o» \YL> didn t you awaken me soon h- exclaimed "I deserve a good ■ : ic f T leaving you aione here! ! saw fresh food on the table, “it's late-• he began "That is our dinner and supper,” | : TT-d Neii He held his watch , «0 the • andle Half past eight!” “And no word—from—” "No ” The two n*en looked d- ply into each other * eye* "Je* kum delivered my note to her .• n- m wnen ht was relieved." said V :! He dtd no' rzrry it personally, • -»• a- - that he saw b»T receive it. li- s-nt h r word that he would call • * r .--tain place for a r plv whtn he war : li-ved again a' five. There was t- reply for hin.—not a word from Wtnfisoxne." Their stl'-nce was painful. It was Nathaniel «!. k“ first, hesitating ly as though afraid to say what was passing in his mind. “1 killed Winnsome’s lather. Neil.” ne *• d ai d Wicnsome has demand ed my ; ath 1 know that 1 am con i- mn*-d to die But you—” His eyes fiash d -udd'C fire. “How do you iuow that my fate is to be yours!’ I t c’ir. to s -e he truth. Winnsomc bts • • • answ ered your note because she ] knows that you are to live and that he v. ill sec you soon. Between Winn- , ■ me r.rd- Marion you w;|l be saved!” Ne.! :.ad taken a piece of meat and a? ea’ing it as though he had not heard his companion’s words. •’Help vourseif. Nat. It's our last ' opportunity” You don't believe—“ “No Lord man. do you suppose strung going to let/l.e live to kill himT" S lueh dv was fumbling with the I chain at the dungeon door The two men stared as it opened - c e ; and Je* kum appeared. The .ailer was highly excited. *Tve got word—but no sote!" he w his tiered hoarsely. "Quick! is it worth—” “Yes' Yes!” Nathaniel dug the gq|d pieces out of his pockets and dropped them into the jailer s outstretched band. "I’ve had my boy watching Winn ome Crorhe's house." continued the i sheriff white with the knowledge of the r:sk be was raking “An hour ago V ’nr. t me ca-ne cut of the house and • wren: into the woods My boy foi i owed She ran to the lake, got into a skiff, and rowed straight out to sea >at up and stared at him through the gloom. “I believe they are coming after us, Nat. Listen!” The tread of many feet came to them faintly from beyond the corridor wall. Nathaniel had risen. They drew close together. and their hands clasped. ' V hatever it may be," whispered Neil, "may God have mercy on our souls"’ "Amen!" breathed Captain Plum. TO EE CONTINUED t DUG UP HIDDEN TREASURE California Community Greatly Ex cited Over Mysterious Actions of Stranger. The people of this community are wondering who was the mysterious stranger who visited the ancient adobe but a mile north of here a few * veilings ago and dug up a box ol can that had been buried there fiftv years or more, says an Oakland cor respondent of the San Francisco Chronicle It is supposed he carried away a large quantity of gold bill lion that belonged to Glanville Swift, an early day miner who lived in this hut while operating in the mines ir the hills east of Chico, leaving in tfc early ’60s with nearly $750,000 ir , gold, which took six weeks to weigh j and required a pack train and strong guard to transport out of the country The stranger was seen loitering about the adobe but one evening, and ! a Mr. Fawcett, who lives near, tried to lean: his mission, but failed. The next morning Fawcett found where ! a box or can had been dug up during the night. There were several stakes, showing that measurements had been made from a chan to locate the place to dig. Only one hole was made. When Glanville Swift weighed his gold he found two or more large por ter bottles of it missing. It is sup^ posed they were stolen and buried and that this stranger learned of thel' whereabouts. Those T ransier.t Engagements. The brother and sister were strang ers in New York. The sister was very pretty. “I am going to bring a young man up to see you this evening." her broth er said. "He is engaged to be mar ried." "Then why bring him?" asked she. "It doesn't matter." her brother ex plained. "They tell me that here in New York engagements are more transient even than marriages" I COMMISSION TO SQUELCH GAMBLING ■ I High Court of Baseball. August Hermann, chairman of the national baseball commission, when apprised of the bc’ting syndicate that had been organized to operate on the games of the National and American baseball leagues during the coming season said: "While it is news to roe. yet there is no danger whatever that They can ruin the national game. While I do not care to divulge the course :lie com mission will pursue in the matter, you can say positively that this syndicate w ill do uo business whatever. We can and will stop it immediately. There is no question but what bet ting and gambling w ould ruin baseball. We cannot and will r.ot stand for it. 1 believe that after 24 hours have elapsed you will hear very lPtie more of any betting syndicate.” It has been learned through persons given as reference "hat the syndicate is located in Newport. Ky.. and is headed by a Louisville iKy.i man well known on the race tracks throughout the country. $50,000 Stallion Going to Russia. Allan Winter the trotting stallion which in 190S was sold to Louis Winans cf England for $50,000. has been j urchased by Frank Caton for one of his patrons in Moscow. Russia. The purchase price was not made public. KERMIT ROOSEVELT A RUNNER Son of Former Preside~t Competes in 1.DCO-Yard Run at Boston. Fin ishing Near End. Hermit Roosevelt, sen of the es president. without running number, un announced and not appearing in the program, competed in the 1.* JO-vard run at the annual winter arnival of • • • ' -- u Harvard university the other night, but finished near the end of the field of 20. A new world's record for an in door relay race of 1.360 yards, four men to a team, was made by the Bos ton Athletic association team in a race with the Harvard varsity quartet. The new mark is 3: OS 1-5. “Kid" McCoy a Demonstrator. ' Kid'' McCoy bobbed up at Philadel phia the ether day as a demonstrator in a local department store. He is demonstrating an athletic "consump tion cure," and stands in the auditori um of the store four hours every day endeavoring to persuade patrons that he is in the employ of the concern, which has an absolute cure for tuber culosis. -f Girls Play Hockey. Girls play a strenuous game of hock. ey in Australia. In a recent game be tween the Warmtnh and Thistle clubs, the casualties were one finger broken ana another severely crushed, an eye blackened and fare irretrievably dam aged, a knee bruised and shin cut so badly that the blood saturated a boot, several mouths cut and a number of shins sliced through shin pads Jockey Leaves $375,000. Racing men in New York learn that the will of the late Tom Loates. the famous English jockey, has just been proved, showing an estate valued at $375,000 on the official lists. This is said to be the largest fortune ever left by a professional jockey. The crop of ball players from the mi nors is getting so scarce each year that some new way has to be devised for getting recruits. Battling Nelson tr.nounces he will fight again within sixty days. ' Why Bat is going to keep the fans waiting so long is a mystery. Digger Stanley is disappointed over his reception in America, he says. Considering his two Sghts it was rath er chilly, to say the least. Joe Canrillon has offered a wager hat he will tame .Rube Waddell. He ought to get big odds, as Rube has worked under many magnates. American bred dogs won over the foreign rivais at the kennel exhibition :n New York. This was a wonderful triumph that will be noticed—in New York Hofman's holdout did not last as iong as the ordinary player s If he had started to bold out a little sooner he would have had a lot more adver tising. Wouldn't it bo in order to wait a bit before handing the new flag to the Athletics? There is a fresh season • coming along and baseball dope often : goes aw ry. Merchants of Jacksonville. Fla., say business there has been "utterly demoralized by the vampires of the turf who masquerade under the name j of sport." Addie Joss is a Swiss, Bender an In dian, Walter Johnson a Swede. Walsh an Irishman. Reulbach a German. Mathewscn a Scot and Coombs an American. Keep your old book of football rules and go on studying them until next fall. The code will be the same next i season and a few months' study may give you an inkling of what the game is like. A1 Kaufman knocked out Jim Flynn in nine rounds on August 2S, 190S Here is a chance for Carl Morris to shine as a brighter "hope" than the man who sold himself for three years tor $50,000. Mike Mitchell is working out in Jacksonville. Fla.. Manager Griffith sent him a uniform. ?dike is quite successful beating the races.” However he Thinks he can make mere money play ing ball this summer. Southpaw Karger and Irving Young were discarded by National league clubs and put in time in the minors be fore being given a chance to come : back and show as members of the Red Sox and White Sox that they possessed big league fluff. .1AK00N IN SHARP CRITICISM mr.cago University Is Charged With Proselyting for Students With Reccrds os Athletes. Severe criticism of the athletic fie* artment of he University of Chicago are made by the Daily Maroon, the un dergraduate newspaper of the institu ion. :n a recent issue. In addition to charging the univer sity with proselyting for students with -ecc-ds in athieiics. the Maroon at tacks im.rcollegiate athletics in geo eral. Some of the charges are: Candidates for the football team are kept at work so long that they cannot make even a pretense of studying. Students enter the university largely because of the opportunity of exercis ing their athletic prowess. That 99 per cent, of the students like no part in athletic,* except to shriek from the bleachers. That those 99 per tent. have an in sane desire to win and do not honor any team which fails to come horn* with the spoils. That the* remaining one per cent which rakes part in athletics is physi cally injured by the exercise involved. These things explain, the article maintains, why 'college alumni arc not taking the active part in the af fairs of the country they should" and account for "the commercial and po litical dishonesty tha" famishes work for grand juries and the senate coni mittees and the iaiiers "Xct even the most enthusiastic sup porter t f intercollegiate athletics can assert that it is a genuinely student activity. - the editorial says. “It con sists in ensnaring into college by spec tacular methods students who have a! ready established athletic rt cords in prepara-ory schools. Little attempt is made to conceal th“ fact that these students enter the university largely because of the opportunity of exercis ing their athletic prowess. “One per cert, of the student body specializes in athletics, while the other SS* per cent, sits on the bleachers and gives vent to primitive shrieks. “Athletics is today too much of a business. Its only object is victory. 'Can anybody maintain that athletes can even make a pretense of studying when they are kept out on the athletic field from three o'clock to seven and eight o'clock at night* Can a student arising from a hastily eaten meal at S: 30 in the evening be expected to put forth any serious intellectual effort when he has been battered around on the football field for four or five hours ?'' CUE TITLE GOES TO CONKLIN Representative of Illinois Athletic Club Carries Off First Honors in Sitliard Tournament. Charles F. Conklin, member of the r A. C. In* Chicago, winner of the world's IS.2 balkl-.ne championship for amateurs ;n the concluding match at the Liederkranz club the other night and national amateur champion in IS has returned to Chicago He C~*?AJSS£* CcXrVWX/?*' will engage in exhibition matches there. Not only did the Chicago stereo typer capture the title in a decisive manner, defeating former National Champion Ferdinand Poggenburg. 400 to 2:*4. but he achieved the best grand average mark of the tourney. 12 46-62. which is a distinction tournament winners always like to have. “Pog gie” takes second prize and two minor awards for best individual average, a trifle over 16, and high run, 105 points. “Cow-Sell Chorus” Barred. New York boxing clubs have de cided to suppress a recent innovation at bouts in this city—namely the “cow-bell chorus," by which the ad mirers of various local boxers have been accustomed to show their ap preciation of the efforts of their favorites. Recently, club officials state, this or ganized "cheering" with horns, bells and other instruments of noise pro duction has become so obstreperous as to constitute a nuisance. About 90 per cent, of those present, the club officials declare, do not ap preciate the efforts of the noisema kers. and will be glad to see it done away with. World's Skating Record Broke-.. At the international skating races held at Christiania the other day. the Russian. Strunnikow, won the 5,000 meter tabout 2.1 miles) in 8:37 1-5 This is a new world's record for the distance, the previous record of S: 37 2-5 having been made by J. J. Edc-n at Hamer, Norway, in 1894. Where Women Work The smallest dependency of France Is the lie d'Hoedle. situated at the east of Belle Isle. Its population is two hundred and thirty-eight. They do not speak French, except the cure and the school master, but Celtic, and they are provided with food at an Inn managed by the women. Fishing is the principal industry. The profits are divided up each year among the inhabitants. The men live on soup and I fish, and smoke pipes with lobster claws for stems. 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At a town a few miles from her parentis home she hired an automobile and asked the chauffeur to drive her with as much speed as possible to her destination. The roads were very bad. and the car. mailing good speed up hill and down dale, over rocks and ruts, seemed bound to shake overboard its occupants. After a tittle of this jolting the chauffeur turned to his fare and de manded: “I say, ma'am. Do yon wear false leeth ?" *'Y\*hat impudence!" exclaimed Thais X. , “Oh. ma'am, it is not from impu dence.” returned the chauffeur, “that I asked you the question. It is be cause the road is bad, the rocks are hard, and if you wear false teeth, you would do well to remove them until we strike the pike. I've had enough accidents of that description." A Good Samaritan. "Once, when I was ill. he gave me a punch in the stomach.” “I don't see why you should be grateful for that." "It was a milk punch. They strengthen, you know."