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r -Tod as ’bough a sudden thought
uic (iBt to him; and pretty soon he
went on
Vt (iron, nov that 1 come to
■f t ::vre is something that
• ' hjy you can do Mdear old
-r is a good man He goes to
<-*v h ever;. Sunday; and that is
• ’ban I do H«- has voted the Re
-' at. ticket o'casionally; and that
- tt. - - than 1 have done And he hai
oi • teer ambition he would be the
3 >■ -■ mm on earth if he could be
j •* d m« «seng‘ r in the outer of
• • of *he postmaster of New York
hat would make him a very
, read man If you can persuade the
s ‘ ss-er to appoir' him to that of
fice. 1 shall be deeply grateful.’
a teu hwut Inner." . or.tinned Mr
t: 1 toos up the matter with the
•■os’master ! knew that I had no
’ - ’ * for the political favor and
’*• ■ f’m.’.r’er knew it. but after 1
:--TTi of my conversation with
Tim < ..m;bel!. he declared that it
vo d r -e him great pleasure to ap
t ’:.e meater’s father a messenger
• is -ter nti e But ' he added, it
wiT get me into hot water with the
■ gaiiizatton Nevertheless, the old
m:- was given the t>ost he had so
•ng •oveted and it was almost pa
■ se»- the joy with which he ac
• - that humble ap’<ointrr.ent
"Then I took it upon myself to call
upon Senator Roscoe Conkling and
lay before him all the circumstances
eonnec'ed with the appointment. 'Tell
the postmaster for me.' said Conkling.
when I hud finished, 'that if the or
catiizatioE makes any trouble over the
appointment he is to send the leaders
to me ’
“A few days later the organization
leaders marched into the senator’s
room in the Fifth Avenue hotel. He
received them in a stately manner;
and as soon as the manner of their
reception would permit they declared
in almost horror-stricken tones that
the postmaster of New York had actu
ally committed the unforgivable poli
tical crime of api>ointing a Democrat
a messenger at his door. a"d with en»
voice they indignantly insisted that
the old man be removed
"Senator Cockling heard them
through, then drew himself up in his
imperious manner, 'flentlemen.' he
said—and hi? voice was as cold as
steel—1 have listened to the informa
tion you have brought to me. I have
to say in reply that, had I been post
master of New York. 1 would have
felt that I had honored myself in ma
king the appointment If this is all
that you have to say to me you had
better retire to your respective
homes '
And the.' retired forthwitf:.'' ended
Mr. Orton, with a smile
•«'"P> tight. >!■• by E. .1 Edwards. Al!
Rights Reserved, i
No Dress-Suit For Garland
Senator. When Offered At
ti'-ey Generalship, Said That
— e Canid**! Take Part in So
: ety Affair* ir Washington.
v r Pr— d* tt eirc t Grover Cleve
ax.; ad - pr.* i tl • office of gover
.. r r Ne» Yorii and taken part it*
•< n : > by which lie formally
ir_\- * r* d ’hat office to David B.
• ; - : • .tenant governor, he be
g •:.* *:ffi ilt aork of cabinet tnak
■ : V» hr had rarely visited Wash
at*d was without intimate cc
.. - m.t: any of the leading
- : •!..»; jr*i otrside New York
..fr : felt that it whs e ssential that
• >uici i.ave !r. his cabinet men
■■ h ‘ad ir * u In close touch with ptib
1* • and especially 'he public life
v i • ’ .tic* fitruVs a; Washington.
For that reason Cleveland decided
Tale of Lincoln and Stanton
ho: -eta*- •.* Ai' Ce. :"t L-de-viand
i'ejrt te-a* nU' i Enjoye-ent of
P • Nitty A * t Oaiticg
‘•f 1 Return*
: - A I „Ba *he L:t.ae!f Said
•he • •:--• *{.; re ■ ...'lot of humor.
• tue ate of tie »eey fra mm **ao
tinted »Hjt Krea&deat Lir.ct.la In til*
• ’■ •'-u'luL *-o ..ad*-t- rood per
atj Lincoln fretpieat'y *umed
to the pet attar homer .f HetroSeum V
Naet-t - •*><>. ed a. ’he acrtriamt
of Area-a V. ard 'humor *La’ many
;»raot » recorded a* Uaaath the die
airy of a preeideor of -t% I'nited
►Tat. * To •euuapti.ie Vr Iiata >11
amhnaar aertetary of *a* !a lhC-4
Mr I iota 'need to say that fur a mat
*tm lad aorh at eaqohat* a;pr*-:a
■ ■ of ..camr L.a olt cat!.. * d
around liiai a boot •• crttt and aol
• at a rabaR aa any ;re» ideist ere'
tad Sr - r»*ar? of ST»ie W1! 11ato H
S* »are pw—eoaed a certain hind of
■ taaor at 4 always Mewed thiwr* Sa a
Kkay !jc*t Bo* Se* rerary of the
Tv»i try Saimaa P Chase ‘it ;eoti
V e-Siee ae -e-arj of the ta> y aad par
• . arty F/»:t >1 Stanton **~r*T*r -
of »*r tad tat mure «m*r or appre
Saticn of btmor.. Mr. I«aa* used to
my. rhoa • crates ism*# And Mr
' ata bbrr 'old m» of a »»• interest
•tt aad from one paint of rtew. bu
morons mrtdmt Ulustrattnc bo*b
-• rntna » lat h of ama* of butnor and
opprenaf .on of the trae < fcararter of
Libdh * ether or am Mr liana
t a aetf rtef printed the story 1 ate
t able to any
!• »*» on the etett.s* of j*reaideti
•ml «*s- 'ton day. tbM " said Mr I«au*
The >*riS odtee tn the aar de
•arenert :.ad arrta«ed to Rated** re
•arm from ail part* el the country
•la' nald he reached by teletrrapii At
-ha- ate the ear department •«* 1*
•be old bu id Ut tone Uttle distance
'••a the White Honor
f ahoald any that about id o'clock—
>"1**1. a ir le later-Mr Uneoln
ire - ver from ti e White House to
- ■ . i returns as had been
. •• <-d b; ’be war department The
• -n- w.-e not coming in very fast.
. \ir Lincoln, deciding to remain
: wi le fat down on the old sofa
w * !■ i -tood at the rear end of Sec
'•-v.r* Stanton's office. With him war
■ ! -eiiw R- :d who. at that time, was
•he W :«* it,cion corref-'ondent of one
of -ue Cincinnati newspapers
Pre’ty soon Mr Lincoln pulled a
: mt r.le’ f-orc his rocket and began
to read from it to Mr Reid. Occa
-onair be gave way to laughter and
c ayed oti.er genuine evidences of
• g t itenseiy amused by the humor
of ■ he art; !e he war reading It was
- I remember one of a collection of
feme of the humorous papers of Pe
'• < .m V Na-by the nom de plume
<>f ’he editor of the Toledo Blade—
humorous sarcasm that had great
togue at that time
1 saw that Stanton was getting an
noyed and at lc*’ he took me to one
i e -< :tn you understand thatf he
..- ed. ir digr-antiy. nodding in the di
re von of the presiden* ‘The destiny
' • c na-ion if dependent upon this
eiemtion \\> shall know before morn
la* w • - - ■« of the T'nion
k»* been Viumphant at the polls or
not And there sits the man. around
ion this elec-ion centers on that
- ’ r- adtnc ’bat tr.set-able trash, and
laur nn* at it as though he were the
r.'<st -.it.cor rented man in the T'nited
over the results of the election
1 can't stand it”
‘ Arid 1 said to Stanton; T1 tell you
wlii he's reading Xasby It is simply
to relieve the terrific strain—mental
and ten t-e-amenta! that is upon him
If he did not get relief in that way.
.e would die or go crazy ' And I do
believe that until that moment Secre
tary Stanton had no appreciation
whatever of the real reason why Lin
coin sought refuge and consolation in
: umor in what were critical or dark
moments of 'he war and the nation ”
opvright 1*1*. hy E J Edward*. All
Rights Reserved >
•hat it was imperative that he should
••boose a majority of his cabinet from
the group of able Democratic senators
:n congress, and he sent, in the order
named, for Thomas F Bayard of Dela
ware. John G. Carlisle of Kentucky.
!-■ Q C Lamar of Mississippi. Augus
tus H Garland of Arkansas, and of
fered them, respectively, the posts of
secretary of state, secretary of the
treasury, secretary of the interior and
attorney general.
Senators Ravard. Carlisle and La
mar gave almost instant acceptance to
the invitations of the president-elect
to enter his cabinet. Rut when the
offer of the attorney generalsh.p was
made to Senator Garland Mr. Cleve
land noticed that it was received hes
ftatingi.v and almost as though the for
mer oon'ederate senator from and for
mer governor of Arkansas was going
to give a peremptory but courteous
declination to enter the cabinet.
Now Mr Cleveland had a \ ery high
regard for the ability and the charac
Tcr of Senator Garland. Ke knew that
'he Arkansan was esteemed as able a
lawyer as any that had sat in the sen
ate chamber since the civil war. rank
ing in that respect with Senator Allen
G. Thurman of Ohio, who had left the
senate four years earlier, and with
Senator George F Edmunds of Ver
mont. w ho was to leave that body six
years later. Therefore, when he no
ticed that Senator Garland hesitated
to accept the cabinet post. Cleveland
asked him point blank if he did not
think he should be willing to forego
his personal preference to remain in
the senate in order that he might
serve his country and his party to bet
ter advantage, perhaps, as attorney
general
"To that question." said the late
Daniel Lament, who told me the anec
dote, having had it from Cleveland di
rect when he was that president's pri
vate secretary. "Senator Garland re
plied that he should esteem it a great
honor to serve as attorney general,
but that he ought not to accept the
offer without a clear understanding on
the part of Mr. Cleveland of one ob
jection which he had lo entering the
cabinet.
1 am a student, absorbed in my
duties as senator and in some profes
sional work.' said Senator Gariand -I
am utterly unfitted by temperament
and experience to take any part in the
social life which Is one of the charac
teristics deemed essential if a cabinet
officer is to be successful. I do not
attend public dinners and 1 give no
dinners. To do that would cause me
embarrassment.”
“ Judge Garland,' said the governor
—and he couldn't help smiling broad
lj- all that need give you no concern
at all. It will be understood between
us that your present manner of life
is to be respected.
"When Senator Garland heard this
cordial recognition of what he was
afraid would be regarded as a defect
that would bar him from cabinet asso
ciation, he assured Mr. Cleveland that
nothing would give him greater grati
fication than to enter the cabinet with
that understanding."
(Copyright. 1910. by E. J. Edwards. All
Rights Reserved.)
T*« H«a>«r. of F cfion
—— thrr* down hi* new»
; -tj—- with an eiicof anooy
u» "It * too owl »be* the dally
at#*, .e*.a to print fairy tale*.- he
■a* a* _e H.~ aad Mm Graham
! -T*u«d read n to the chtl
«*■ at tedtime tooiah* '
“H'o ao> that ktad." a»ld her hus
'and Thl* to tb* * orj at a >osn*
t . rnie? • assistant who declared that
he airbed so last that M «aa aot fair
a ;*> htat by the hour bet that be
•ha d he paid by the job'—Tooth *
» i tu got 09.
a .re.*** I'fhuad! a* a possibility to
a Whla ao K ws* BOftelt tb* el
iartof tna* happened »b*e M ' lade
mar f*n«lQTiii the liootoS Isreotor.
.«wec the -ootort* of htr aerial
•ratiosarfeT aad thaa Ilf Med two ite
khoew- it lamp* held by hi# a*i irtaat
- another room The miracle will come
• tee -l* mdtatsd eoer*y two be so
<f to a «.Ktaace that the loo*
» . .1 pot te *» .r-tuoasly greater than
'hat by sire tra&amiaswm.
Something Good In Sight
—■ *11
Simple Method by Which Lawyer's
Long Harargue Was Brought
to an End.
Alexander K Smith, the secretary of
the canal terminal commission, said to
a New York friend:
"New York's foreign commerce has
increased in the past year over 1200,-1
..HMhm'i New York's success as a com.
mercial center Is. in fact, phenomenal
—as phenomenal as the success of
John Ballard • note
liallard's brother, the Judge, was
once bearing a case where lawyer
1 jaless prosecuted Lawyer Lawless
was notorious for his longwindedness
He would sometimes speak for days
utjd days On this occasion he had
been spoutfng forth his concluding ar
gument for six hours, and the end was
ntw here in sig t. when Judge Ballard
lx-ekoned his brother John and whis
pered:
ran t you stop him. Jack?'
• I'll stop him’ in two minutes.' John
Ballard replied confidently.
And he wrote and parsed to lawyer
Lawless the following note:
My Dear Colonel—As soon as you
finish your magnificent argument I
would like you to join me at the Re
vere house in a bumper of rare o’d
bourbon.'
"Lawyer Lawless, halting in the
midst of an impassioned period put
or. his glasses and read the note that
had been handed him. then he re
moved his glasses again, and, taking
up his hat and bag, said:
“ And may it please the court
and gentlemen of the jury. I leave the
case with you.’''—New York Press.
Pestiferous Johnny.
“Pa, what's a collision?" asked John
ny.
"Wha—Oh. A collision is when two
things come together.”
"Pa"—after a pause—"Is twito a
collision?"—Toledo Blada.
Has Distributed $5,000,000 in
Past Five Years.
During That Time Earthquake. Fire,
Storms. Famine and Pestilence Have
Produced Needy—Relief Given in
33 Disasters.
Washington.—The purposes un«l re
sponsibilities of the American Red
Cross, according to its charter, are au
follows:
"To furnish volunteer aid to the sick
and wounded of armies in time of
w ar.' . . . "and to carry on a sys
tem of national and international re
lief iu ’itne of peace and apply the
same in mitigating the sufferings
caused by p, stiience. famine, fire,
floods, and other great national calam
ities, and to devise and carry on
measures for preventing the same '
The R u Cross ;s governed by a Ce>
tra! committee of IS. of whom six arc
appointed by the president of the
lulled States and 12 elected. This
committee appoints a national direc
tor Vnder the Central committee are
state boards which are financial rep
resentatives in the collection and dis
bursement of relief funds in their re
spect ve state? and chapters which
are lorn! groups of members.
Field work is divided into three
classes and is assigned to three
boards, the war relief board, the na
tional relief beard and the internation
al relief board.
The war relief board at piresent con
ducts a department of first aid and a
department of nursing. Miners, rail
•oad men. saiiors. workmen in great in
dustrial establishments, police and
firemen are taught the practical appli
ration of first aid to the injured. A car
’'specially equipped carries lecturers
,o all parts of the country. Local phy
siciuns continue ihe instruction after
the car passes on. Several thousand
men arc* now receiving instruction in
first aid in Pennsylvania, West Vir
ginia. Ohio. Illinois, Oklahoma. Iowa.
Tennessee and other states. The Red
Cross also supervises the Erst aid in
struction given by those in charge of
the seven mine rescue cars of- the
Vnited States bureau of inin^s In
lime of w ar the knowledge of first aid
' I
Miss Clara Barton.
widely Inculcated would bring into the
volunteer armies many men well pre
pared for service in -hospitals and in
the care *f wounded on the battle
fields.
In the last two years these societies
have participated* effectively in Red
Cross relief work following disasters
in Key tYest, Fla : Cherry. 111.; Firm
ir.gham. Ala ; Drakesboro. Ky„ and
the forest fire region of Minnesota.
Contributions made to sufferers in
foreign countries are under the direr
tion of the International relief board
Csually the American Red Cross is
represented by the diplomatic or con
1 sular agents of the Fnited States near
est the point of relief operations
Since 1905. the variety and extent ,o!
the relief work may be partly shown
by the following table:
Philippine typhoon. 1905. J 1.150.»
Japanese famine. 1906 . 265.S55.67
Yesuvian eruption. 19^. 12.759 27
California ea’thquake-fire, 1906.. 2$56,289.5
Valparaiso earthquake 190?. 12.353 3;
Chinese famine. 1306. 327.7-5.4
•lulf storm. 19^7.. 6^7 s*
Kingston earthquake. 1907. 5.699.2*
Russian famine. 1907. . 9.000.0C
Calabrian earthquake. 19^7 . 233 6?
M**nongah mine disaster. 1907_ 3.7S2.11
Mississippi cyclone. 1908. 2.767.38
South China flood. 1908.
S. Carol!ne-Georfria floods, 19>»8. 942 OF
Michigan forest fires. 1908. 3**0.0C
Canadian forest fires. 190$. i.oooof
Italian earthquake. 1908. 990.780
; Armenian outrages. 1909 . 30.000.or
! Cherry mine disaster. 1909. MH.000.OC
Mexican flood. 1909. S.707.6?
T~)arr mine disaster. 1909. 402.32
Key West hurricane. 1909. 1.140.SC
! Portuguese earthquake. 1909.... 1.300 »x
! Bluefields. Nicaragua. 1909. 5,65».or
Paris floods. 1910. 45>e«-er
Servian flood sufferers. 19K>. r»nn fv
Costa Rican earthquake. 1910_ J>.t« m
Muiga-Palos. Ala., mine dis.. 1910 I3.f< •*
Northwest forest flre». 1910. I.a .
Minnesota forest fires. 1910. 8S.‘*r>.
Tokio. Japan, floods. 1910.
Chinese famine. 1911.,. 10.ai ...
Miscellaneous .. v n*
Total .*4.803.067 42
In the holiday season of 1907 th<
Red Cross desiring to forward an.i
tuberculosis work, issued a Christina*
stamp in the state of Delaware and the
city of Philadelphia. The experiment
was a success In 190S the movement
was made national. The purpose is tc
contribute to the support of organized
tuberculosis work already in opera
tion. The net proceeds of sales are ex
pended in the states and communities
in which the sales are conducted. In
1908 the total sales of stamps amount
ed to about $150,000 and in 1909 about
$240,000.
Twins With Different Birthdays.
Indianapolis. Ind.—Athough they
are twins, two girl babies recently
born to Mr. and Mrs. Jesse Walls of
Arlington, this state, will have differ
ent birth anniversaries. One was korn
a few minutes before midnight, while
the other came into the world shortly
after the beginning of the following
day.
A Modern Family.
"Where is the cook?” "She’s In the
kitchen preparing supper for the doc
tor’s wife, dinner for the doctor, and
breakfast for me students."—File
gende Biaetten.
< Rheumatism Advice s
i Gives Prominent Doctor's Best <
> Prescription—Is Easily Mixed. >
"Get one ounce of syrup of Sarsapa
rilla compound and one ounce of Tons
compound. Then get half a p;nt of pooa
whisky and put the other two ingrod;
ents inio it. Take a tablespocr.ful of
this mixture before each meai and at
bed time. Shake the bottle before us
ing " This is not new in this city as
many of the worse cases of rheumatism
and baek-aehe have been cured by it.
Good results come the first day. Ary
druggist has tin-se ingreiiients on hand
or will quickly get them from i.is
w holesale house. Any one can mix
them.
Her Wedding March.
A young girl who had never heard
of Mendelssohns "Wedding March."
but was familiar with the more popu
lar parody on it. was a witness to a
wedding ceremony in an uptown
church recently. As the betrothed
pair walked with dignified tread to
ward the altar to be w-ed and the or
gan pealed forth Mendelssohn's in
spiring march, the young girl was
plainly shocked. When she arrived at
her home she told her mother o! the
ceremony and innocently exclaimed:
"What do you think, mother, they
played 'Gee Whiz! I'm Glad I'm
Free.' ”
Improvidence in trifles never made
a millionaire nor swelled a bank ac
count.
Exhorting the Ducks.
There are two tiny boys in this
town whose mother sines often to
them at their request, and as she is
an ardent church woman, the children
hear as many hymns as anything else.
The other day they were playing with
their wooden ducks in the bathtub,
ana strangely enough the ducks were
more inclined to float sideways than
in the approved manner. After sev
eral attempts to keep the misguided
ducks straight the older boy shouted:
"Stand up. duck, stand up." Then
two-year-old, noting the familiar
phrase, leaned over the tub and ex
horted: “’Tand up, duck! 'Tand up
for Jesus!"
Seven Pensioners in One Family.
Seven brothers and seven sisters
living in Foulsham. England, and the
adjacent parishes are receiving old
age pensions. The oldest of the seven
is eighty and the youngest seventy
one. Their united ages total 530
years. Their father was Philip Lam
bert, a carrier be'ween Foulsham and
Norwich, who had a family of 16. all
born in Foulsham and of w hom 11 are
now alive.
Snappy.
“Ten cents' worth of canine pep
per,” said the little boy in the subur
ban store.”
"Canine 1“ echoed the astonished
clerk. “Why. my little man. I guess
you mean cayenne pepper.”
The little boy was doubtful.
“Maybe 1 do, mister.” be hesitated,
"but mamma said it was the kind of
pepper that had a sharp bite, so I
thought it was ‘canine.’ ”
No Apparent Reason.
Reporter—Colonel, you and 1 know
there was money used in electing Lit
tlebrayno. How much did it cost him"
You may as well tell me, for I'm go
ing to find out.
Politician—What makes you think
there was—er—bribery?
Reporter—Why, blame it, man, he
was elected!
Plenty of Time to Fatten Up.
Cheerful Old Idiot—1 sayj you'll ex
cuse me. but d'you know that you are
the thinnest policeman I've ever seer.?
Robert—Y'es. I'm a new- hand, and
haven't got to know the cooks yet.—
London Opinion.
I»n A on l »r Eye halve?
Apply only from Aseptic Tubes to I
Prevent Infect.on. Murine Eye Salve In
Tubes—New S:ze 25c. Murine Eye Liq
uid 2oc-50e. Eye Books in each Pkg.
All Depends.
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statesman?"
“Was he re-elected?”
Vo.i will sneeze: perhaps feel chilly.
Y on think vou are catching cold. IT n't
wait until vou know it. Take a dose of
Hamlins Wizard Oil and you just can’t
catch cold.
A man who thinks his work is worth
dollars a miuute will spend an Lour
looking for a dime he dropped in a
room.
There are no sure cures for Piles, hut
Trask's Ointment will relieve most cases
and often effect complete cures where oth
er remedies have failed.
And the man who is driven to drink
by adversity probably would have it
brought to him by prosperity.
_ PILES Ct'KED TV 6 TO 14 DAT?
rourc.ruggist vrlll refund money if PaZO OIST
IIEST fails to cure ant case of Itching. B:'.s4
Bleeding or Protruding tries m 6 to 14 dajs si •
How a married man doesn’t enjoy
listening to one side of a spoony tele
phone conversation.
Mrs. Winslow’s Soothiup Syrup for Children
teething, softens the gums, reduces inRamma
Lon. a.Lays paui. cures wind colic, 25c a bottle.
It's an easy matter for a married
man to keep posted on what's going
on in his home neighborhood.
Garfield Tea is Nature's laxative and
blood purifier; it overcomes constipation
and its many attendant ailments.
The longer we live the more we
realize what we might have done but
didn't.
OATS—259 Bu Pep Acre.
That is the sworn to yield of Theodore
Hannes. Lewis Co.. Wash., had from
Saber's Rejuvenated White Bonanza oats
and v on a hand.some acre farm. Other
big yields are 141 bus.. 119 bus.. 103 bus.,
etc., had bv fanners scattered throughout
the l'. S.
Saber's Pedigree Bariev. Flax. Com.
Oats. \\ heat. Potatoes. Grasses and Clov
ers are famous the world over for their
purity and tremendous yielding qualities.
H e ire easily the largest growers of farm
seeds in the world.
Our catalog bristling with sets! truths
frm for the asking, or send TV in stamps
and receive 1" packages of farm seed n >t
cities and rarities, including above mar
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•lohn A. Saimr Seed Co., 182 South 8th St.
La Crosse. Wis.
T|te Discoverer.
Of faults a seeker he wciu!d be.
Of recompense he found & dearth.
Save In the truthful claim that he
Had picked the easiest job on earth.
WHEN BIBBERS BECOME MTIsSlH
Ana tocrsh.es p nch. A «*t > t-East ihe Anil
pMhtdt-r t«> be shaken : nit the s.bvtr* is Jr si-h*
thinf to Bf4‘ T-t . lor Brviks. r^: .r, V*
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It's easy for a pretty young widow
to mJ!*e a man think he wants to
marrf her.
ConstijMtu n causes and aggrtvates many
scr:ous dim: It is thorough*! .ured by
Hr. Pierce s Pleasant Pellets. The favor
ite family laxative.
Her savings are the saving of many
a business girl.
Spring Medicine
There is no other season when medi
cine is so much needed as in the spring.
The blood is impure and impoverished—a
condition indicated by pimples, boils and
other eruptions on the face and body, bv
deficient vitality, loss of appetite, lack of
strength.
The best spring medicine, according to
the experience and testimony of thou
sands annually, :'s
Hood’s Sarsaparilla
It purities and enriches the blood, cures
eruptions, builds up the system.
Gef it tod,iv in usual liquid form or
chocolated tablets known a.- Sarsatabs.
The only perfectly safe razor
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Restored to Health by Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound
A woman who is sick and suffering, and won’t at least
try a medicine which has the record of Lydia E Pinkham’s
Vegetable Compound, is, it would almost seem, to blame
for her own wretchedness. Read what this woman says:
Richmond, Mo. — “ When my second daughter was eighteen
months old I was pronounced a hopeless invalid by specialists.
I had a consultation of doctors and they said 1 had a severe case
of ulceration. I was in bed for ten weeks, had sinking spells
and was pronounced to be in a dangerous condition. My father
insisted that we try Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound,
and brought me six bottles. I soon began to improve, and be
fore it had all been taken 1 was as well and strong as ever.—my
triends hardly recognized me so great was the change.” — Mrs.
Woodson Rranstetter, Richmond, Mo.
There are literally hundreds of thousands of women in
the United States who have been benefited by this famous
old remedy, which was produced from roots and herbs over
thirty years ago by a woman to relieve woman’s suffering.
Read what another woman says:—
Jonesboro, Texas. — “I have used Lydia E.Pinkham’s Vegeta
ble Compound for myself and daughter, and consider it une
qualled for all female diseases. I would not be without it for
anything. I wish every mother in America could be persuaded
to use it as there would be less suffering among our sex then.
1 am always glad to speak a word of praise for Lydia E. Pink
liam’s Vegetable Compound, and you are at liberty to use this
test imoniaL’*—Mrs. Janies T. Lawrence, Jonesboro, Texas.
Since we guarantee that all testimonials which we pub
lish are genuine, is it not fair to suppose that if Lydia E.
Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound had the virtue to help
these women it will help any other woman who is suffering
from the same trouble ?
For 30 years Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable
Compound has been the standard remedy for
female ills. No sick woman does justice to
herself who will not try this famous medicine.
Made exclusively from roots and herbs, and
has thousands of cures to its credit.
If the slightest trouble appears which
you do not understand, write to Mrs.
Pin kh a in at Lynn, Mass., for her advice—it is
free and always helpful.
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FOR HIGH CLASS LAND NEAR DENVER
Oreelev District—just coming under big reser
voir svc'-ni; “isv terms; first crop pave for land*
write qu„ it for our bargain list—Irrigated Farms
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DEFIANCE Cold Water Starch
makes laundry work a pleasure. 16 02. pk*. 10c.
MILD, GENTLE LAXATIVE
FOR WOftEN GIVEN FREE
So many of the ills of women are due
to habitual constipation, probably be
cause of their false modesty on the sub
ject. that their attention cannot be too
strongly called to the importance of keep
ing the bowels open. It is always impor
tant to do that, regardless of the sex. but
It is especially important in women.
From the time the girl begins fit men
struate until menstruation ceases she has
always vastly better prospects of coming
through healthy if she watches her bow“l
movements. If you find yourself consti
pated. with bad breath, pimply compl- x
lon. headaches, belching gas and other
symptoms of indigestion and constipation,
take a small dose of Dr. Caldwells Syrup.
Pepsin. It is a woman's favorite latta
; iiv®. You will find that you can do away
with salts, strong cathartics, etc., which
are entirely unsuited to woman's require
ments. *
Mrs. Katherine Haberstroh of McKees
Rocks. Pa . and Mrs. A. E. Herrick of
Wheeler. Mich., who was almost para
lyzed in her stomach and bowels, are now
cured by the use of this remedy. A free
sample bottle can be obtained by address
ing Dr. Caldwell, and after you are con
vinced of Its merits buy it of vour drug
gist at fifty cents and one dollar a bottle. :
For the free sample address Dr W B
Caldwell. SU Caldwell building. Mouti
cello. 111.
The Fanner’s Son’s
Great Opportunity
Why wait for the old farm to kronen*
youriii.Vritaari Begin now in
prepare for your fnture
^ fcprop»-- ruy and lndeper.
' |dWK*c. A great oppor
tunity awaits you tit
_ 1 Manitoba ..*>a»kau*bcw:! r
l^ijor Alberta, whero you
► 7^1 can swim’ a Free Home
* Isteadorbcy land alrea
|sonable prices.
Kow'stfceTime
—not a year from now,
when land will be high
er. The profit* secured
irnm me p nnnuant crop© or
Wheat, Oats and Bariev,
as well as cattle raising, are
causing a steady advance in
price. Government returns show
That the number of settlers
in Western Canada from
the IT. 8. was 60 per cent
larger In 1910 than the
previous year.
Many fanners have paid
for their land out of ine
proceeds of one crop.
Free Homesteads of 160
acres and pre-emptions of
160 acres at 83.00 an acre.
Fine climate, good schools,
excellent railway facilities,
low freight rates; wood, wa
ter and lumber easily ob
tained.
For pamphlet “Last Best West.”
particulars as to suitable location
and low settlers' rate, apply to
SupY of Imru:«ratlon. Uttawa,
C*n.,oi to Canadian Gov’t Agena
W. V. BENNETT
Bee Building Omaha, Neb.
(Us© address nearest you.) V7
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