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Neur Neuta m of tfeatertimj ___J^^dtuartis Barnum Was FlabbergastedI ' saw m'< ne expert to hr HkcniOd ml UftbiM «M P T Marta*, a ho (lonad pvfebdy as acU as iWd» is the fart stoat his bus: ■*■■ »** shot ad tuafeucgisc thr f-®r a tte rosra* cd his r'crJ* to •aoptat a lfM «Vt Tfeo *ml *»»*> a as artuady «o •afebersasi od tar a '*» no***:* that hr >u hr hrom - Mr Harx.cs aaa np|d a thr per ■imii 'iy «■■ *rtaMs task of *spki.:t_c* Tc* Tks.1 To do this >a thr «»f (fete r» .ad plashed hr r-*je| acre r«adr saoarjr ±M hr pueraaed. aod i«te* ifeoct fee a mac a too had H •»d aaa ashix* to pad *. he oar amor <tor iatr Ctoaaawv? Uodrirk. a wd-hmt Cosf th C. dorfcctafcor. •hoar hod hors a riorkmaker irfsw t:o--afeo lad. Is fart teiast •d tfer 'am* CosscrtIn* ciorfc. ao feBrd To Ms Coodelr* Mr Hart.ua t*'» a orw of crxasc too:** to sa ns* the *as ’ ' »*2' or a fe*- 1ST "atari*-a. that Mr ttsrau* had to*«o (iated a km at Mr Oomruh mod tad cues ten for It is tin*, also Mr Condnrfe* aMa-t» oo shaped liras- 1 srh*» **ai fe amid hair hn (fed to dessatod snsnA of (U sotra. hut h* rrfrteswd fm dr in* •*» Utmk rd tots fri*sdst.p for tfer borrower aad hi* ferftrr a Mr Bara cm's ixst«*tK* •o ah* a> 'to* paper ahea hr beta** ahfe Tta (fer torfer stood kuta (h* too aw* axd aas karat a «*»*•» od Uwer sr.«al I made ad actcatal aa*rs at ih* tin* Mr Rarros vat tm hr jc**a a areas •eafof a' a har *ort a* tfer Krprfeiscas raadidtee tor seated smeferr Karsfen of , a trtal!? dfSemt *rs'sie ti;—sto* las* W- ■ .ar, H. J art -at a aealttoy tros tea:, si an arar a fee affera ard Ur-ajar a t'*a*d Sta'os ami« fro* Caasct! rat fef ettoimaa at the Drsemok ate ami *«**.."«« Th* *. ax .art Is femor of tho »how *** am a (r*«i swor*as Tho k*d sfe( C^feSMI of tfer dtatrvt «*ra (fen*. sat sto* rr am she eraeni kadrrs ins In td Ma hranti Plsai *r. tfer 'otdemtor railed mas 'ttr heteood cun*. our dktlsctoiafeod lei low citizen, that public-spirited son of CouerticGt whose came is known ail over the English »:caking world, sad sfco is now cur candidate for roegwf.' to tnak- -be speech he had promised the banquet committee in private he would deliver as the open- I leg z-b of his campaign Mr. Bara me rose and received the * tribute of applause that followed with j every erideace of complete Inward J and outward pleasure Then his right Land traveled to tse inside pocket of bis coat—and came away empty, to be thrust into pocket af’er pocke with oat result. In to tls hat Mr Harr, urn leaked, and under he table and in l.s chair Then be gate a scornful shake of his Lead and cleared his throat. ~Mr fellow eit:re;,s.“ he began. “1 have prepared with care aa address la which 1 meant to • sprees my obli ga* sot* to you f< r the bvner you have done me tonight and also to set forth what la my opimlcn are *te issues of the --ampaigr before us. There is great work for our party to do now , that the I t..on ha.; been saved and ! rsnwdnirtku begun. But. my fellirw riuzent. I can t find my notes. 1 was sure 1 had tLem with me. 1 must j hare mislaid them or left them at home" For a moment Mr. Barnum paused in doubt perhaps, as to what to say next. And in that moment, in a voice that carried to every corner cf the banquet hall, the late Isaac H. Brum ley. who afterward gained a national reputation as a wit and humorist while an editor of the New York Tri bune. sang out: 'Mr Barnum. Chauncey Goodrich has got your notes.'" In an instant the banqueters were in an uproar: and as the shouts of laughter surged about him Mr. Bar num appeared completely flabbergast ed. But only momentarily, for. with "hat quickness of resource for which ce was noted, he turned to Mr. Good rich. cade swift acknowledgement of his indebtedness and announced hit intention of taking up the notes. It was in this same campaign that Mr. Barnum was asked why he. a can who made a profession of hum bugging the American public and boasted of it. wanted to go to eon gress. Quick as a flash came the re ply: "If I can get elected to congress that will be the greatest triumph of humbugging in ail my career “ • (’cpfrift t. by E J. Edward*. All Reserved.; Was Saved Against His Will _ * ——-. Worden Wet-'d Have Bee*i KtUed an the Moeitor if S et i P lot House Had Bee' Wide as He Wished. "If l>t: John 1. Worden, whom ' you k:.o» b. •• -r as U*^r tdiuiral Wor den. had Lad fcl» war. t«- mould have been killed is 'Le naval battle between •-be ilcsi'or ani the Merrimac. Instead of revet* .ss the -njury to his eyes which emery school history ells came to him while he mas gazing through the lookout bole of the pilot bouse of j •he cheese Los' at the height of the battle. »a.d a cousin of Admiral Wor den a me sbrt his oistingulsii-d kinsman's care.r was indtr discus "While the Mealier a as partly com pieted. the murk epoc it mas being ' rushed day and night, so as to get it read;- ler the earliest jntssible moment to mow the ironclad which the gov ernment k»e* -he Confederates were b-ildir.g at Norfolk. W, 'be secretary Refused Wealth for Ambition - «.-! H»* C e—«ci Teledc**. Te*-*ee gf W _s-c. Rejected Ofer ■d *.»»** ac T**t He I* s*f» SfeSy b-*£ op. The la* < jrssrat! Twhn wac ter <d the heat fcscmm ttl must »c"eaef -.l d *J the teacher* ad moadr who rasa* frvw Csttfe to tka emuctr? to take *-p the t -1 a»iaa at hatta* He set thd la 0c«tos la the earl; staxlr*. »»» I«r aoaae >«»ri la S»» ¥«rk asd afterword* at Pb^adelyh-i aad Chi «**'- Stas? mho salae-d crest saeces* as aissera renewed the rreaier p;.r*. ^ thetr saasrartam from hat. aator* thei_ ke-hc OesrhUar lie V*Te. Mae Jsaehj the csctralta. asd Hr Carl K X»r.s <a» d the uanTt beat kaowa orators* Imaeoc M TeteSoux died abo»t *U years aco. ahd bis tame mill ■notesIbraa for km? j*m. «Va I last sow X Tetrdosi early la the eeatsry. be aaa airead- b* years ace. airbuses Li* appr-arahre would base jaatthed a r^M that be ru sot ■Bore thas *#. He «aa erect- bis step was anise. Ids eyes very inch*, bi* n-hd aim. asd be epoho hot toerely earrm bat eirpaat E»*i»»h- lh »be real «< tbat word. althe>_*a after. like PVaarb “W bea J bate Use la tsits a Ltde ” said SI Teledoer. T permli myself to rehect -poo What cJcht bate bee*, my career If ! bod act rhoeca oSrr emdy wham 1 a a* a yooac aaa. Lot me ten y jc shot I chose, oed rbea yoa assy perhope be ahio to aa to me. Hr T*ttdm. ywo did aw make aay -Whes 1 etas a your* sst 1 >u em Stored by s very rich kami pob> ■»—<*. very rich — aa twtor lor two of ta seas. There <atse to Xoma to ets* is opera three <d the crealewt ».acer» the world bo*ever kaeoa These sew Mmr Octal. Mario—ah. there a as a trsar each a* sever sas before or •Ml be—asd TataLcrdk « » us* to the opera I «a» enchant - ed That night 1 «uaid cot sleep. So I went every night, so -mg as these ■ three sang tr. the opera aJ Vasco* 1 lived in the air. I Ye id to ta; self: Ton meet he a great tr isiciac. You mutt go to Italy zsl study.' ' So. a few days later. 1 went to the noi.es.an. asm »a.d i go immediate ly to Italy 1 go to study music. I am a non. musician I cannot remain here to teach any longer.’ Then he ta.d to me: 'll Tetedoux. if you util «main vrith me two years, cstli you have prepared my two sons •or th* .r trtliy. at the < ad of that isje 1 will git-- you much money. I i »il! not tell you hew much, hut I will I g:.- ye j so it. .t h money that after- ! wards you will net find it necessary to teach you *111 he a gentleman, you nil. have • bough for life You know , me. lhat when I say I will give you much *roo*T 1 will keep my promise * 1 knos yoa will keep your prom is*/ I said to him In reply, -but what la money to me' If 1 learn to be a a u - tan. then 1 w ill make money. I must go to Italy.' tm I went to Italy to study, and I ! learned tome other things than music, •earned after some time that, while I j knew everything that anyone could h am shoot music, 1 could not sing ’ .he a great artist. Therefore, what refaa.nedT 1 must teach. And 1 have bee-e teach-ng for nearly Vt years. All •hat time 1 have been pulling the devil by the tall. That Is a saying in France winch anyone uses who is hard up 1 have made a living 1 have educated i my children but 1 have pulled the I devil by the tail all the time. Per- ’ fc-p*. if 1 had stayed with the noble- ; man and received much money from him. I should not have worked so ; hard, but perhaps I should not have Bred so < ng " And the man who -oiid have beets rich and led a life of ease had no* anMtioo fired his soul, ■tnlkd octcntedly at me.** < i-j -g. I !>f. by K J Edwards. Alii iljtiti K-ej. «d t of the navy. Gideon Welles, deter mined upon Lieut. Worden as the com mander of the cheese box.’ and my cousin was asked to proceed to Green point. Long Island, and make a care ful inspection of the curious craft. On :he morning after he received the order, the lieutenant reported at the shipyard of the Delamaters, and it was with very curious eyes that he beheld the little ironclad. Ericsson and one of the Deiameters took him all over the Monitor. He was intensely interested in the revolv ing tower and warmly approved of 'h** mechanism by which it was made to revolve. The tower is absolutely impregnable, in my opinion.’ he de .ared 'I don’t believe a shot could hit it square; any blow would glance off of it.’ "Lieut. Worden was equally satis fled with the various other parts ol the vessel shown him, but at last he ask'd: But where is the pilot house? There must be some place from which the pilot and the commander can look ■■ut upon the waters so as to guide the vessel, either for navigation or intc battle. Erfsccon took my cousin along the passageway beneath the deck to z point very near the bow of the little boat, and then pointed to a Utile tow er-iike projection reaching only about two feet above deck. " That’s where the pilot or com milder w:ii stand." he said. ’That’s your post when you are in battle.’ "Lie ut. Worden looked the little I :Iot house ever carefully. He tounc the lookout hole and peered through It At on he turned to the inventor That’s an absurdly small hole,’ he de ared ’1 Insist that the slot be wtd ened considerably.' ” That slot is just the proper width. r» pl:ed Ericsson. ‘It would not be safe to have the opening any wider.'" Nevertheless. I shall insist that i1 be made wider. I will appeal to Secre tary Welles and ask him to issue an order nstructing Mr. Delamater to bare a much wider slot made.’ retort ed the lieutenant. “Sure enough." continued the real admlrais cousin, "when Lieut. Wor den returned to Washington he made an urgent appeal to” the secretary of the navy to order the slot to be con siderably widened, and after much hemming an order was issued for a slot somewhat wider, but not nearly so wide as the lieutenant had contend ed for. "Not long thereafter there was 'ought the battle that revolutionized >-ea warfare, and. as every school boy knows, early in the engagement a : hell from the Merrimac struck ex sctly upon the pilot house where the Blot was. It was a terrific blow, and through the slot and into the face of IJeut. Worden, who was looking out of the slot at the moment, a great amount of fine metal and powder passed He fell back, mortally wound ed. apparently, a fate that would un doubtedly have been his had he had his full way about the width of that slot He was saved against his will. S'ill. for all that, had he not bad hl9 way partially, he probably would have escaped the serious Injury that threat seed for a time to blind him perma nently." •Copyright. !?!'». by E. J Edwards. At! Rights Reserved.) Cross on Flodden Field •f «*"•»•*at Ur*1r< Ojr W Geo^fe [V.*« i* ire Otkarc «f a C«ert t?y f •*=■»» JUT'-Mfi flatt '1 *** ?BSfc« ri*r ■m*a <*» y«*» „*» t * oolt «; ana* IB* **f. 'vfewt lfc#f» ta, tx«a set eW a wti ■>«>! «*or>* 4 a,«ti • ur wta* vnffUWai*--) «tf 'tat i*» «r of tie tedMItU "To the B'a»«- «• Both , .«*<«« <faas Hkmh*:. \*» Kram - 1Peril mofw*oe.. »nt** a mm M*c M of the Wtoafean a*> aria** l*n*te* ft**1- tt* l*«*CMe of fbe i*?**ed tryfeir* *VU wit* rs taKtiyOM e* nWJPi Mill taauc the <nr< aket* Bjaatort). rtn* It W it* »*■■»*. or ntktr ntatwtt. tr» the tat* Marctuo—» of Woterfattf »t*h «Un «M*car< of hiosoneal or ;a » bt»'"s to -Mansion.'’ in j* ai>: o nark tbe rpot "T< J..u.e» , As a matter of »'t tt.» was a very ancient tribal ~’hcr.i4 or tryrt.ni; stone transport 'd from tome distance either me turn.call> or by glacial action and is : ti*««d itSwui three-quarters of a mil .ortrinarl from the IcxaUty of the Anal Mctr of the battle. Tb»- % mortal ( ruse, which was un • ted hy Sir George Douglas. is the ow-oate of a Joint effort b> English "*•» and Scotsmen from both sides of ’be border The idea of marking the *.*.<- near where the < losing trag edy of the battle took {dace originated tkrer years ago with the Berwick tbire Naturalists club. With regard to the r.umbers that •ook part in Flodden. although the Scottish army assembled in August oo tno Borough Moor of Edinburgh is competed to have numbe-e*! in all the camp of :»n,j on the morrir - ■* Ctr.nhr * c* d o»-t con saia probably more than 35.000. But h~-e comprised the flower of the Scot* army. The numbers of the two force! which faced one another. Though at first largely in favor of the Fcof*. were probably pretty well equalized after the dramatic disap ;earaace of Home and Hunty's divis ion of 8.000 to 10.000 men shortly aft er The beginning of the battle. The arm mostly used by the Scots was a kene and sharp spear fifteen feet long. Targets also were carried by tvem and when the spears failed they fought with “great and sharp swords.” Hodden was the last field upon which the bows of yew and cJothyard shafts were employed by the English. One Stipulation. Two golfers at Pineburst. one of them an amateur who had been run ner up In several big tournaments, were starting out, and a friend from Chicago, who was leaving that after o-xju and had packed his clubs, start ed to walk around with them. “You can go.” said the classy amateur, "if you t-oe‘» talk.” I I ^ The hollyhocKs: in _ _ Stood as But none ol .— /•^cjf’The first dead leaf The first dead leaf—it ' In madcap leaps as But from somewhere That drifted And for a moment Above the And It blazed with I Knew ' The heart Upon It --o—^ » - v'— * Aflame with red" and gold and brown. A murmur sighed from far away— X' The first dead leaf came dancing Then came the first autumnal lull; A shudder shooK the trees and A cricKet piped in accents dull A dance until the leaf should 1 But summer—surely summer And brooded o’er her fading While onward autumn slowly The first leaf came ^ -_ Shoveling Snow The lime of the year Is approaching when the average man begins telling how he used to shovel paths through eight feet of snow at four o'clock on mornings when the thermometer reg istered so far below zero that the mercury rattled araund In the bulb like a mustard seed. That Is the sort oilman who will go out the first heavy show and show his family how to clean the walks. He will have a nice new dollar snow shov ! el sent up from the store, and will be gin operations by slipping and falling down the front eteps. During bis slide several bushels of snow will surrepti tiously become inserted between his shirt and his undershirt. How in the name of time It gets there is a mys tery as deep as the cause of the aurora borealis or the production of radium, but the fact remains that it gets there. The man will overlook It for the mo ment. however, and begin tossing great shovelfuls of snow to right and ( left, and he will oe wonting like a steam plow when the old man who lives up street and who has a bad tem per and rheumatism will happen along and get forty pounds of snow In the face. After the ensuing argument the average man will resume operations. By and by his back will begin to ache, ! bis neck to be stiff and sore ana his arms to feel numb as though they had been paralyzed since be was ten years of age. But he will stick to It, for bis wife and children will be watch ing papa from the window, and the baby will be pounding the window pane with its sticky fingers and goo gooing gleeful.y. <vt last, after years and years of lift ing and shoveling, the wal^s will be cleaned, and the man will straighten up painfully and start to the back door w-hen his wife will open the front door and cry: "You left a little bit of snow behind the horseblock, dear!" Time Evens All Things. Citylte < whose runabout has been demolished)—What hit me? Farmer—No offense. I hope ye ain’t hurted much. I guess ye’ll remember me as th' feller whose wagon ye bust 'd a year ago. hey?—Puck. Not Going Home He'll not go home this year, alas! to where the old folks are. to gaze across the withered grass upon the hills afar; he will not clamber from the train with bosom thrilled with joy. to hear the glad words once against "Ah. welcome home, my boy!” Ah. yes, the old home stands today just as it did of yore, and oftentimes his thoughts will stray back to the big front door, and he will muse upon the times when he hailed it as home, ere he sojourned in foreign climes or beat across the foam. With weary bead upon bis hands he'll dream about the lane, about the climbing rose whose strands tapped on the window pane; about the ram bling little street that idled through the town where often have his boyish feet in gladness hurried down. He'ii not go home this year, al though the old folks still are there, although the songs of long ago still echo free and fair; he'll eat Thanks giving dinner here, and not go home, alas, because the laws are strict year and be can't get a pass. Confessing Failure. “You might as well say it as to think it,” mildly remarks the pa tient wife to the grouchy husband, when the latter has slipped down the front steps and alighted on his ear amidst thhe ashes that had been thoughtfully spread on the sidewalk. “Might as well say it?” growls the husband, getting up and picking a cin der out of his ear. “Might as well say it as to think it? Woman. I’m simply trying to think of something that would sound ten tjmes as bad as it would if I said what I thought. This is a case where language fails and thought takes a back seat and passes the deal and quits the game." Going Some. “How fast did his air ship travel?” asks the interested individual. ‘It made the last mile in less than a minute.” “You don’t say!” “Yes. That was the mile It dropped." FOR FULLEST MEDICAL EXAMINATION Professor Munyon has engaged a staff of specialist* that art renowned leaders in their line. There is no question about their ability, they are the finest phy sicians that colleges and hospitals have turned out and receive the highest salaries. He offers their service to yon absolutely free of cost. No matter what vour disease, or how many doctors yon have tried, write to Profes sor Munyon's physicians and they will give vour ease careful and prompt attention and advise vou what to do. \ou am under no obligations to them. It will not cost you a penny, only the postage stamp you put on your letter. All consultations are held strictly confidential. Address Munyon *a Doctors. Munyon‘s l-a born tones, 'vk! 4 Jefferson Streets. Philadelphia, Pa. THOUGHT ONLY OF THE GAME Filial Affection Lost Sight of by the Small but Enthusiastic Lover of Football. Among the spectators at a match between the Blackburn Rovers and the Olympic was a little lad about nine years of age. Though the boy's knowledge of the game may have been limited, his notion of correct clay was extremely robust. "Go it. ’LympH-." he yelled. “Rash em off their pins. Clatter 'em. Jump on their chests. Bowl 'em over. Good for yer. Mow 'em down. Scatter 'em. Lymph-." When his parent neatly "grassed" one of the opposing forwards, the youngster expressed approval by bawling. "Good fer yer. owd en.' add ing proudly tc the spectors, "Feyther ad ‘im sweet.” "Yes." said a hearer, “hut he'll get tilled before the game's finished.” "1 don't care a carrot if he does.” iaid the boy.—I-ondon Tit-Bits. EXPOSURE BROUGHT IT ON. Thousands of Scldiers Contracted Kidney Trouble in the Civil War. John T. Jones. Pauls Valley. Okla., •ays: "The hardships and exposure 1 endured in the CiTil War and when serving as a scout under Bill Cody. orougnt on my kidney trouble. I was confined to bed for days and the pain through my back and limbs was the ■worst I ever expe rienced. The kid ney secretions were profuse, fill ea with blood and burned terribly. 1 became weak and debilitated. Soon aft er 1 began taking Doan's Kidney Pills. I improved and it was not long before I was a well man.' Remember the name—Doan's. For sale by all dealers. 50 cents a box. Foster-Milbum Co.. Buffalo, X. Y. ) Somewhat Indignant. Tbe two extra-specialists bad pound ed and sounded him. and felt of his pulse and tapped bis frame till he could only lie in a cold perspiration of fear. “Undoubtedly it's a case of appen dicitis:” said specialist Xo. 1. gravely. “Undoubtedly;” assented specialist Xo. 2. "But would he be able to stand an operation?" pondered Xo. 1. “Ah. would he?" echoed Xo. 2. They dug him in the ribs again, and he squealed. “Ah." remarked Xo. 1, “I think we ought to let him get a bit stronger be fore we cut into him." "Confound your palaver!" gasped the patient, starting up. “What do you take me for—a cheese?" ___ Back to the Wild. There was a time when all dogs were wild and when what we call j wolves were different from other dogs only as a collie now is different from a Newfoundland, for instance. From time to time you will hear of dogs that have returned to the life of their ancestors and have run wild with the wolves of the prairie or of the woods. In the tow:, oi Sandy in Oregon a greyhound one night made the ae- | quaintance of a coyote, which is a kind of wolf, and ever since he has lived away from the town, running with the coyotes and approaching hu man dwelling-places only to steal a hen or two when he has been more than usually hungry. You Can’t Tell by Faces. Cheerful Pessimist—Well, how’s ' things these days? Dolorous Optimist—AH right: Lots jf work, money coming in hand over 8st' Can’t complain a bit! Cheerful Pessimist—Well, that's •ertainly good news! Now with me :hings are simply rotten!—Puck. A girl is worth all it costs to raise rer—and it always costs it. MORE THAN EVER Increased Capacity for Mental Labor Since Leaving Off Coffee. Many former coffee drinkers who .lave mental work to perform, day after day. have found a better capaci ty and greater endurance by using ' Postum instead of ordinary coffee. An Illinois woman writes: “I had drank coffee for about twen ty years, and finally had what the doctor called ‘coffee heart.' 1 was nervous and extremely despondent; had little mental or physical strength left, had kidney trouble and constipa tion. “The first noticeable benefit derived ■'rom the change from coffee to Postum was the natural action of the kidneys ind bowels. In two weeks my heart ictlon was greatly improved and my serves steady. “Then I became less despondent, and the desire to be active cgain showed proof of renewed physical and mental strength. "I am steadily gaining in physical strength and brain power. I formerly did mental work and had to give it up on account of coffee, but since using .Postum I am doing hard mental labor with less fatigue than ever before.” Read the little book. “The Read to Wellville. in pkgs. “There’s a Reason.” j Ever read the above letter? A aevr me appear* from time to time. Tbcy ’re jeenuinr, true, mad full of homaa interest. NOT WORRYING. Guest—Scientists claim that in a million years this earth will be a mass of Ice. Proprietor Summer Hotel—Oh' well I’ll be out of the smrmer-hotel busi ness by that time. I hope. Looking After ths Eggs. Lady Beuy. who is four years old and never misses a trick, was taken the other evening to a restaurant for her supper, and with all the importance and sprightly dignity of her year* calmly ordered poached eggs on toast- , While the little family group was awaiting its service the “kiddie amused herself by looking out of the window, pressing against a screen to get a closer view of something below She was warned by her mother that the screen might give way and let her fall to the sidewalk, perhaps injuring her terribly. She drew away, thought a minute, and then said naively; "Would I fall If the screen went out*" “You certainly would." was her moth er’s reply. “And would 1 get awful hurted?” “Very like’y.” “Then what would the man do with the eggsf His Specialty. “I hear that author friend of youra is making a fine living by his pen." "Yes. He's stopped writing and gone to raising pigs.” Tbe spinster is handicapped in one respect. She can’t tell all the things she knows the way a married woman can. Your Liver is Clogged up That’* Why YoaYa Tired-Oat Sorts—Have No Ayyctita.^ CARTER’S LIVER PILLS wriB pot you rght ia a tew dtp. THrr do their doty. Curt ■d S* Brefcrfa. SMALL PILL SMALL DOSE. SMALL PIUCX Genuine amtaar Signature _' 44 Bu. to the Acre h n heavy yield, hat that's what John Ketmedecf Waomon A >rjl Western Canada, rot from 4*. fhcn» ofSpr. nc Wb«n in '.no. Reports^ tiYMB outer districts. 1 n:fc*; |mx>t~ Dce shovfvt ettw r fXtYl Ientresuh>—as 4. OW busfc. Is id *hfj’ 1 frv‘tn ISO n v re*. or SS l-:* bu. wricrc. rsUand 4C busbe 1 y. Ais m ore r.um ervvs a- f ib u »,2 bushel* o* o k'K» to the acre wore ; h res- hed from Alberta fl* aisOim The Silver Cup at tbe revert Spokane Fair to tbe _ _ . . Alberta t*v»Y era went fi>r It* ex w p . t ol grnir.v and vegetables. Reports ot excellent yields for IBM cease r. 'so frost Saskatchewan and M^'Mtoba in Western Canada. i Free homesteads of 160 meres, end adjoining pre emptions of 160 aercatat S3 pern«*re» are to he bad lu the choicest dlst rlcta. Scboola rmvenlfnt, cli mate excellent, anil the ▼err best, rail way r close ut hand, building lumber cheap, fuel ea»v to get and reasonable In price, water easily procured mixed farming a success. Write as to best place for set tlement. settlers* h>w ra.laay rates, descriptive Illustrated ••Last Best West “(sent fre~ on application land other Inforaa ti<m. to 8cp‘i of lnuBigratlcB. Ottawa. Can. .or to theCanadian tiovsroment Agent. (96) W. V. BENNETT IB1 »rw Tsit IBs tWg. Wi. | (t*se address aea res: tea) Headache “My father has been a sufferer from sick headache for the last twenty-five vrars and fever found any relief until lie began taking your Cascarets. Since he has begun taking Cascarets he has nev-r had the headache. They have entirely cured him. Cascarets do what you recommend them to do. I will give you the privilege of using his name.**—EL M. Dickson, 1120 Re sine r St., W. imtiiMpoiic ind. Reasant, Palatable. Potent. Taste Good. Sicken,*Weaken or Gripe. 10c. 2sc. 50c. Ilever sold in balk. The gen nine tablet stamped CCC, Guaranteed tci care or your money back. SS B A TA? AI^P yoQr ?i*TeoU«»_ Free prellmia* W"m I PH I ary search. Boofctet frrv MlU> ■ ■ fcO ■ B STfcV KXS a tXk. Ksiah ^ Uth SC. Washington; 36U LVaroom St., Chicago PATEWSSSEFErSS diso^s IS TM E NAME . Or TWC «KST MCO.CINI for COUCHS e» COLDS