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SARTORIAL SNOBBERY.
That Hutlt. Mirllstl to whom the
taikn owe a Urge debt of
Cm: It ode—w hich car he more thaw
halaarwd ty the amount he owes tha
*****—has leaden I the public ax.
that a Baa “who doeset go out much"
*»* draws damtIt ow OM a year,
aars the Ctoselaad Plata IbaW Ob
***** the sohcie maigait) of that qual
Krta« phrase The man who sues out
•web. the fellow who romps through
cants sad dlawers and teas and al
fteaco twaddlefest*. moat pay his tail
*—•*> Ratter what he does for the
r*per While the poor chappie who
la hampered by a measly $S.«M will
ewl his pleasures carefully ac<-ord:n*
ta his doth, belt* so closely menaced
by that deadly line of dseewry. Just
now this dwinctloa will be regarded
by the pnssissue of two coat Laagers,
with only owe in arllre use. can easily
ho imagined He will smile at tbo
1 Ease and snap his finger* at a code
*d decency that Is based on 3# coats
•nd countless trousers Nereribeiewa.
tf you are ambitious to be of the
patricians you must do as the patric
r your lnomo ex
ceedo the paltry H.pod- and it will be
aa exhibition of extremely bad form
Y yaw regard this sartorial deciara
•ha of the man who knows ta any
•her sacs the most serious I'ght.
Tbere la beginning to be comment
•m tbe growing respectability of trad*
ta Germany. Time was when a mac
cd title was bettered to sod ht> baud'
by making money. Tbe tnfttve can
hardly be insisted as. however, wiser
tbe ksloer bimaelf Las a busieese in
****** Is tbe manufacture at terra cot
ta. Pram tbe odd American stand
petal U is mark more bnoraWr to get
mowey is trade or Industry than to nr
***** * by marriage. but it may be a
hmf time before European aristocracy
«d nay dearriptics tees tbe merc enary
marriage problem la its true light
Wttlia tbe seat three - ears tbe Ms
Isy states will eapun $MseS.hb* worth
cd rubber This goes far toward put
ting tbe rubber plant os a plane with
tba ite plant as a source of reieuae.
A mas in Massachusetts turning to
look after a bobble skirt fell and broke
** **A Me would net be a true son
. ** Ad*m a ** *“-» not put all tbe
btam*- cm (be babble skirt.
A Paris dentist who tinkered with
the teeth of the royalty of Europe at
aJsmf tUf“ a tinker hat Just died
leaving an estate wortb only a invu
over a milium
A Mew Je rsey pastor say* that worn
ea who wear hobble skirts should be
spanked True, but ia tbat skirt
tbere’a no chance of getting them in
tbe iroper position for spanking
m*bec people discover tbat it is
cheaper to bey at borne than to smug
gle from abroad, smuggling ulll cease
The pocket nerve is s powerful moral
Another aus ta tbe big woods has
'*** betng mistaken for a deer
In order to be reasonably safe the
banter might disgwlse bmt«e|f as
There to a school in Imboqoe which
to trying lo teach hoys to fa, farm
w«wfc (toe course should he ,m the
nhsittlon of the corn husk 9^.1 tress
A PMtahwrp mac ha* receive* ,
tosacy tA because hr didst
marry Not bring married we can't
see that be needs the atoaey
A to'aafctaglo* «M dropped dead
while udsp hto laaa mower, and we
prescrr s hto tHcLIuri rotted um and
enjoyed a little morslnp sleep.
It to shoot fhto time that the sum
•rr girls at the shores begins to gr
tossy with her letters to the winter
•"and by In the city.
Men whose hirsute adornment to
temaikahle for what it is not will
disagree with that sr lent 1st who aays
that a Ay travel* 11 feet a second
The U plena hotel should now be
cosae a treat less hotel also and thus
attain perfect low
Wfltinp poetry to swrh n mild form
of insanity that fartetofore it has not
hee* thought aecrasary to lock up the
A 9*0 — hull dog has Just died aad
there to to he a post mortem Investi
gation. instead of the usual a til
Japan has rharped 'be Lame ,4 tb#
late Emperor af Korea to Prior# Gt
perhaps d" to Nipponese for "Git.”
The latest didatkaosli* loaded
operator was thoughtful enough to
put the muxple of the pan ia bts own
ft Id reported that 2AA.AAA lsrragg g
yeat are rates is Paris Cultured she
mmr be. hut Paris certainly isn't fasti
Any prudent deer banter should re
Sum to take hto heat friend* into the
MAGIDSOHN, STAR OF GAME
Magldtohn, Left Half-Back.
A* the recent game between Michi
gan and Syracuse. which was won by
tbe former, was a test of tbe western
interpretation of tbe new rules, so
severely criticised recently by Walter
Camp as against tbe accepted eastern
tendon, the contest was watched
; closely by eastern football critics, who
failed, generally speaking, to see
where Camp’s criticism was merited
Some of Michigan's plays were. It Is
true, new to tbe eastern gridiron thi*
year, but most of the new style of
football advanced was anticipated by
"Tad" Jones' pupils and the forward
pass was the only play which netted
Michigan any material gains. Michi
gan used weight in the line smashes
and made long gains on these plays.
Edmonds and Wells made good ends
and M&gidsnhn seems to have found
his right position at left back. His
plunges were one of the features of
the game, and he also carried off the
scoring honors, making both of Michi
gan’s touchdowns.
CAPT. MANLEY OUT OF GAME
North«»«etern Received Severe Set
back When Lett Half-Back Re
ceived Serious Injury.
Northwestern received a severe set
back when Captain Manley was pul
'jut of tfce raise for the rest of the
season through an Injury sustained in
tfce contest with the Maroons. His leg
was so badly swollen for a time that
he a as unable to leave his bed.
Coach Hammett feels that he made
a serious mistake when he allowed
Captain Manley to re-enter the game
after he had once been taken out. as
Capt. Manley.
[it was in the last period that he re
ceived the worst Injury. The loss o'
Hanley is a very serious blow to the
Purple eleven.
Captsin Manley probably will be
succeeded at left half by Keese. or by
“Germany' Schulz. who has been dis
lodged from hts old position at right
half by the excellent work of Ray
’ Lamke.
ANDERSON. GOLF “PRO. ” DEAD
I
Widely Known Player Fills Victim to
Hardening of Arteries—Was 31
Years Old.
Wilils Anderson, professional golf
er at the Philadelphia Cricket club,
and one of the most widely known ex
ponents of the game, died at Philadel
phia the other day of hardening of
I the arteries. He was 31 years old and
waa horn in Scotland.
Tom Anderson, his father, a famous
golfer. Is connected with the Mont
c’.alr <X J.| Golf club, and Tom An
derson. Jr . a brother, also a high-class
coif player. Is profestional at the
w r V„
mam
Htine Schoelkoft is assisting in
coaching the Cornell varsity back field.
By the way, is there any diminution
in the number of flying tackles used?
The loss of Earl Pickering is caus
ing considerable worry in the Gopher
camp.
Officials appear to be slower than
coaches and players in grasping the
new rules.
Captain Dean is playing at quarter j
for the Badgers and is infusing new
life into the team.
Isn’t it lucky there's no such thing
as a national commission for football?
Hut then there Is the rules committee.
Some day when we have lots of time
and space we will try to compare foot
ball teams by scores; not until then.
Football players complain of their
troubles with the new rules. Still they
don't have to read explanations of
them in the papers.
In view of this season's happenings,
it doesn't seem as if it were all Fred
Speik's fault that Purdue did not have
a winning team last year.
Michigan football players are said
to mar their fast team work by wrang
ling over the plays to be used. Too
many orators, says Yost.
The new football rules don't seem
to have affected the length and
breadth of the list of killed and In
jured to any great extent.
Deming and Vanslnderen, two of
Yale's first string of backs, have
been dropped back to the scrubs on
account of their poor performances.
A former football coach says the
game will never be a success until the
rules of the American college and
English Rugby games are combined.
Football experts the west over are
agreed that the fault of the Maroon
1 team lies in the forwards. The llne
' men are said to be exceptionally weak.
Comparison of baseball and football
ticket scalping doesn't look so bad
for the diamond game when It 1b
learned that a ticket to the Yale-Har
vard game sold for $50.
It used to be quite the thing to
wager a team would not score, but
with tbc forward pass and the rest
of the open game the man who makes
such a bet now is regarded as a
sucker.
An eminent statistician asserts that
93 per cent, of the Injuries suffered
in football this yeaer are confined to
the arms and legs of players, one per
cent, being of a serious and lasting
nature.
Any time that the University of Chi
cago students get the blues by watch
ing the work of their football war
riors they might turn to the cables
wblch tell bow the baseball nine is
winning in the Orient.
Wabash Drops Football.
Following the death of Ralph Wil
son. right half back on the Wabash
(lnd.) Colege football team, it an
nounced that football will be discon
tinued by the Wabash college. Wil
son was hurt in a trick play such as
Is encouraged under the new rules,
according to Dr. D. C. Todd, secretary
; of the athletic board, who holds the
new r»'e recpon*lble fc- death.
MOW JOHN KLING GOT START
Catcher of Chicago Cubs Says It Was
Partly His Own Fault and
Partly Bad Luck.
BY JOHN KLINQ.
(Copyright. 1910, by Joseph B. Bowles.)
How did I get my start? Well. If
the young fellows who want to be
come professional players hare as
much trouble getting started as I did
the crop will be short. I think it wat
partly my own fault and partly bad
luck that I had so much trouble, and
the greater part of my fault was that
I neither knew my position nor knew
the game well enough. Perhaps I had
been spoiled by too much success as a
seml-profesional player before I tried
to get Into professional baseball. Alsc
1 bad learned wrong In many things
and wanted to play my way instead
of playing the way the managers and
the experienced players did. It tool1
me a long time to discover that per
haps they knew more about it in the
organized leagues than we did in th<
amateur ranks.
I don't remember the time 1 did not
play ball. I began about the time 1
started to school. I discovered when
I went to work that baseball helped
me a lot. I got a job. and was ad
vanced faster and given better
chances than the fellows who did not
play, so I realized baseball was valu
able as a side line.
After a time my friends began tell
ing me I was too good for the semi
pro game and advised me to go out
as a pitcher. I was scared sick, being
very young, but I got a Job at Rock
ford. 111., and they fired me before I
had my shoes broken in. That senl
me back to the semi-pro field. We
happened to need a catcher, and being
the captain I made myself catcher,
because we needed one, not because
I was good.
It wasn't long until they told me I
was too good a catcher to stay around
Kansas City. I took their word for it
and went to the Texas league. The
only reason I quit there was because
the team refused to pay me. I re
turned to the Schmeltzers again, and
after a time signed with St. Joseph as
a catcher. I had learned a lot, and
the biggest thing I had learned was to
keep cool and never lose my temper.
I believe a catcher who can keep cool
can outthink anyone who lets either
temper or excitement get away with
him. The catcher need not be brain
ier, but if be keeps thinking all the
time he will out-think the fellow who
loses his head part of the time. I
John Kling.
noticed also that even the appearance
of coolness and steadiness on the
part of the catcher helps the pitcher
and helps the infield. So even when
I lost my head I tried to appear per
fectly cool. After a time it became
habit and part of the Job.
When I learned that I think I really
was getting my start. I was at St.
Joe only a short time when Chicago
got me and brought me to the West
Side team. There, with Chance and
with smart pitchers, I got started
right.
UNIQUE DECISIONS IN GOLF
St. Andrews Body Rules Bail Must
Be Played on Where it Lays—
Query and Answer.
Liocal golfers are having a few
chuckles over a decision recently
made by the rules committee of the
St Andrews body that seta Itself up
as the oracle of golf rulings.
In brief, if your ball lands in the
turned-up portion of your trousers or
in the rim of your hat. you must play
It as it lies, says the Chicago Evening
Post. But if the ball were to fall
into the caddy bag when you endeav
ored to drop It on the fair green, you
may take it out and redrop it!
The St. Andrews decision, together
with the query about a dropped ball
going into play, that prompted the
Scotch club to make the ruling, fol
lows :
Huntley Hill Golf Club—(1) Pursu
ant to a local rule. A lifted his ball
dropping it over his shoulder; the ball
fell into his golf bag. which was
swung over his shoulder. Was A en
titled to redrop without penalty, or
should he have played the ball from
out of the bag, or given up the hole?
Some contend that the ball "should be
treated as lodging in anything nov
ing” rule 17). (2) Is there any dlf
ference in principle between a “ball
played into the turnedup part of the
trousers which the player is wearing'
and a “ball dropping into a golf bag
which the player is carrying?”
Answer—A was entitled to redroi
the ball without penalty. The player
his caddie and his clubs cannot be
held to come under rule 17. (2) The
difference between the cases mention
ed, is that, in the first case, the ball
is in play, and in the second case,
the ball is not in play until dropped.
Wonder ot Nature
Daring the course of a voyage re
■ently. when mldnay between Mar
seilles and the Strait of Bonifacio, n
green Cash” waa seen at sunset. The
Jiy was perfectly der after a cloud
.ess day. with little wind. As the sun
approached the horizon the line ‘twlzt
eta and sky (or shout forty-Bve de
gree* each side of the sun became suf
fused with a rich dull rose pink and
the wav . a reflected a marvelous ruby
shade on their surfaces facing the sun
set, while the other faces were an opal
escent blue or green from the upper
sky. The two colors flashed and
changed In a marvelous way. Such In
tensity of coloring had never been
seen by those on board. The sun set
clean into the sea and about ten or
less seconds after It had disappeared
a bright green single flash, just like
a railway signal lamp, but brighter
4
far. met our view and rewarded our
watching for It.—Symon’s Meteorologi
cal Magazine.
Look for the Good Points.
If you find yourself thinking more
of the bad points of your friends and
relatives than of their good ones. Just
stop a moment and ask yourself how
you would like people to get into a
habit of doing the same with you?
Then start again right away and do
better next time. Everybody has good
points—try to see them.—Home Chat j
CABINET 1
and not presume
To fret because It’s little.
—Elisabeth B. Browning.
Way* of Serving Tripe.
Tripe is the digestive stomach of
beef or veal. It Is. when well pre
pared. so easily digested that many
phvscians order it for persons suffer
ing from digestive troubles.
To prepare it on the farm, take the
stomach from a freshly-killed ani
mal and wash It thoroughly: then let
it soak over night, changing the water
several times. Make a kettle of strong
lye water, cut the tripe in pieces and
drop a few at a time in the boiling lye
and cook six minutes. Take out and
lay on a board and scrape well with a
knife until the brown lining is re
moved and the meat is clean and
white. Wash thoroughly, and let
stand In a weak salt brine for two
days, then boil in salted water until
tender. This will take several hours.
Now it is ready to be served in any
number of ways.
The Spanish people serve tripe in
the following appetizing way:
Spanish Trip*.
Place several pounds of tripe in a
baking pan. Pour over it a quart of i
chopped tomatoes, a cupful of chopped
onion, two tablespoonfuls of chopped
parsley, one chopped sweet red pep
per and half a cupful of melted butter.
Rake an hour in a moderate oven.
Pickled Tripe.
Make a spiced vinegar, using a pint
of vinegar, three cloves, a dozen pep
per corns, half a bay leaf, one sliced
onion and a teaspoonful of salt. Pour
hot over the tripe and keep in a cool
place. Dip in corn meal and fry with
bacon fat. This makes a good break
fast dish.
Tripe Fried.
Roll pieces of tripe in flour and fry
in hot lard. When brown, remove
and serve with the sauce made from
a chopped onion browned in butter,
a cupful of tomato juice and a table
spoonful of peppersauce. Boil up
and pour around the tripe.
Tripe Fritter*.
Make a fritter batter of one egg. a
cupful of milk, a pinch of salt, a dash
of pepper, a teaspoonful of baking
powder and flour to make a drop bat
ter. Into this dip pieces of tripe and
fry brown in deep fat.
Another way to serve this dish is
in milk. Cut up the tripe and simmer
In milk for two hours. Thicken slight
ly and season to taste. A good dish
for invalids.
And days of June together:
Te cannot rival for one hour
October's bright blue weather.
—Helen Hunt Jackson.
Hallowe’en Luncheon.
A hallowe'en luncheon may be made
most novel and attractive by exclu
ding the day light from the room and
covering the lights with yellow tissue
paper. For the center piece a large
pumpkin with a face cut in each side
and a lighted candle in the center,
makes a pretty center. Arrange
around the pumpkin yellow ears of
corn pointing outward like rays and
between them place mounds of fruit
and nuts. Small paper jack o' lanterns
may be used as favors.
A pumpkin basket filled with fruits
and autumn leaves makes a center
piece a little unusual. Autumn leaves
might be the decoration for the place
cards. Brass candle sticks with red
and yellow shades will make a soft
and ghostly light efTect.
White jack o’ lanterns made of
gourds with candles inside make an
attractive feature at a party where
white cosmos formed the floral cen
terpiece.
For the luncheon one may have
cream of chestnut soup, a main dish
of wild duck, 6alad of orange and
french dressing and a dessert of van- J
ila ice cream with a sauce of pre
served chestnuts In a lemon sauce, or
nesselrode pudding.
When one wants something enter
taining an illuminated bouquet is very
interesting. Take the centers from
calla lilies and Insert small yellow
candles in the center; when lighted
they are beautiful for a little while.
Another pretty centerpiece is a yel
low straw basket decorated with corn
colored ribbons and filled with autumn
leaves and fruits. Candle shades dec
orated with pressed wild rose leaves
are a suitable accompaniment to such
a table.
PEAK not of doleful things in
time of mirth nor at the table;
speak not of melancholy
things as death and wounds; and If oth
ers mention them, change. If you can. the
discourse. Tell not your dreams but to
your intimate friends."
—George Washington.
“There's Poetry in Pie.”
Pastry is difficult of digestion, as
the starch grains are surrounded by
the fat and Impenetrable by the gas
tric Juices, which do not act upon fat.
Pastry that is light, dry and flaky is
more easily separated by the gastric
fluids and If well masticated and in
salivated may be eaten sparingly with
Impunity.
The custard pie is one of the most
popular and as it has but one cruet,
if that is well baked, which makes it
less harmful.
For the pastry an old-fashioned rule
is one part fat to three parts flour and
enough cold water to roll out.
Custard Filling —Take the yolks of
two eggs, one pint of milk, a little
salt and half a cupful of sugar, flavor
with a little orange rind or nutmeg
and put Into a hot oven at first to
bake the crust quickly, then slowly fin
ish the baking.
Cream Pie.
Take one cupful of rich milk or
cream, one-half cup of sugar, one ta
blespoon of cornstarch and the yolks
of two eggs. Cook the milk sugar and
cornstarch together, then add the
eggs and put into a baked crust. Cov
er with a meringue made from the
whites of the eggs and brown in the
oven.
A custard pie may be a cocanut pie
by adding a half cup of cocoanut to
the pie Just before It is baked.
Here is a pie that is truly good and
may take the place of mince meat:
One cupful each of sour cream, sugar
and raisins, one egg well beaten, one
half teaspoonful each of salt, cinna
mon. nutmeg and one-fourth of a tea
spoonful of cloves and one tablespoon
ful of vinegar. Rake with two crusts.
Cocoa Pie.
Take one pint of milk, one egg or
yolks of two, two tablespoonfuls of
cornstarch, six tablespoonfuls of
sugar, two tablespoonfuls of cocoa,
one teaspoonful of vanilla. Beat the
eggs and the hot milk, which has
been cooked with the cornstarch,
sugar and cocoa. Fill a baked crust
and when cold spread with whipped
cream or a meringue browned in the
oven.
V H oil never wastes a;iyt...n»’.
God never forgets anything
God never loses anything.
Though he holds the world In the hollow
of hts hand, he will yet remember each
of us. and the part we are fitted to play
in the eternal drama.
—Anna Robertson Frown.
The Onion.
Mine eyes smell onions. I ahatl weep
anon.
Onions will make even heirs or widows
weep.
Are we a little more appreciative
of the much-abused bulb when we re
member that It belongs to the lily
family. Those who tolerate the onion
are horrified at the mere mention of
garlic. Onions, leeks, shallot, garlic
and chive all belong to the same fam
ily. They are all wholesome and may
be served in many appetizing ways.
The objectionable odor which they Im
part to the breath Is due to the vola
tile substances absorbed by the blood
and carried by the blood to the lungs,
where they are set free. The shallot,
garlic and chive are used principally
to give added flavor to food. The leek
is often used, as is the onion, as a veg
etable. Onions are rich in flesh-form
ing elements, are soothing to the mu
cous membranes and are otherwise
medicinal.
1 u pair uuiuuo vwniu6, * *
they are peeled under water they will
not cause one to weep.
If one has never eaten an onion un
peeled. thrown on coals and roasted
until tender, served with a generous
portion of butter, well seasoned with
salt and pepper, there is yet some
thing to live for.
Fried onions are considered a great
delicacy, though they are most diffi
cult of digestion.
Onions friend with sour apples Is
another very appetizing dish which is
usually liked.
Try stuffing large onions that have
been parboiled, the centers removed
and stuffed with sausage or any
chopped meat, seasoned.
Glazed onions are a novel way of
serving the vegetable. Parboil sma'l
silver-skinned onions, put in a baking
dish and baste often with highly-sea
soned brown stock. When half don*
sprinkle with sugar and brown.
Onion sandwiches are very tasty for
the Sunday night lunch. Chop the
onion, season with mustard, pepper,
salt and a little vinegar.
When the juice of an onion is de
sired. cut the onion across and press
the cut side with a twisting motion
against the grater near the groove so
that the Juice may flow'.
Onion 6oup is another very good
dish. Have ready one cupful of onion
pulp which has been cooked and put
through a sieve, add to scalding milk
and seasonings, bind with butter and
flour, a tablespoonful of each, and
serve after cooking flour welL ,
Royal Stew.
This is a dish that may be pre
pared and served nicely from the
chafing dish. Place the oysters In a
chafing dish with enough liquor to al
low them to float from the pan. Chop
a head of celery with a small red pep
per. As the oysters are heating add
two tablespoonfuls of butter, salt and
pepper to taste, then add a pint of
milk and the celery and peppers.
When hot serve at once.
tcCo**
The Gait to Strike.
"Indeed, papa, you do not sufficient
ly appreciate Willie. Everybody says
be is a coining man.”
“Well, you tell him he will be much
more popular with me if he is more
of a going one.”
An Emergency Reserve.
"I wish we had the Wall street sys
tem In this city and county just now.*
“WTiy so?”
“Because there is plenty of water
in it.”
A Fresh Supply.
“A German physician just arrived In
this country says he has with him a
supply of dioxidiamldorahensobenzold
ihidrichloride.”
“How many syllables of it is a
dose?"
Its Kind.
“I was told the famous aviator took
his pet dog with him in his record
flight. What kind of a dog was it?”
“I don't know, but I suppose it waf
a skye terrier."
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"1 thought you said this bathing
cult was in fast colore." said Blnks.
indignantly, to the bathing master of
whom he had bought his dollar suit
that morning.
"Yes. that's what I said.” returned
the bathing master.
"Well, every blessed stripe on the
blooming thing has come off on tny
back." retorted Blnks
“Ah. but wait untit you try to get
'em off your back." smileC the bath
ing master, suavely. "Then you 11
see."—Harper's Weekly.
A Touch of Family Lite.
When the country youth proposed
to the city girl, he received the con
ventional assurance that she would he
his sister. It happened that this youth
had sisters at home and knew exactly
his privileges. So he kissed her. At
this juncture she availed herself of ,
the sisterly right to call out to father
that brother was teasing her. Father
responded In good, muscular earnest.
Then the new brother-and sister rela
tion was dissolved by mutual consent.
—Judge.
How’s This?
W> offer On* Kindred TVvmrs Rm«! We
Mr of Catarrh Usl consul bo cured by Ha*i>
Catarrh Cure.
F. J. CHENEY 4 CO. Toledo, a
We. the underakroed have koo»n F J Chewy
tor the lost 13 yearn. tad believe ha perfect * boo.
omble to oil buatoeaa transactions arsi Ciarvrally
able to carry out any ©b irauc-na made by be* firm.
WiLoiNti. Kivxam 4 Mum.
Wbo.ena* Drums ta. Toledo O.
RaHh Catarrh Core is taken internal y aotir*
direr:ly upon the blood and nuxoua aurtacea of the
arstem. Tcattmonla'a lent free. Prw *S caata par
bottle. Som by all Drueetota
Taka Hau* FamUy Ptiia lor coast jpattoa.
Unfratemal.
"It seems cruel to slaughter all
those pigs for the market," said the
Chicago girl.
"I know that It's cruel," replied Mis*
Cayenne. "But when you think of
what the packers charge for the meat
It does seem a little unfraternal."
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"You should endeavor to do some
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men." said the philanthropist, ’’with
out thought of reward."
“1 do. 1 buy umbrellas instead ol
borrowing them ’*
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It
DRINK WATER TO CURE
KIDNEYS AND RHEUMATISM <
-
The People Do Not Drink Enough ij
Water to Keep Healthy,
Says Well-Known «
Authority. J.
“The numerous cases of kidney and j
bladder diseasea and rheumatism are
mainly due to the fact that the drtnk-;
ing of water, nature’s greatest medi-'
cine, has been neglected. |
Stop loading your system with med-:
ictnes end cure-ails: but get on the*
water wagon. If you are really sick.i
why, of course, take the proper med I-)
cinea—plain, common vegetable treat- s
ment, which will not shatter the*
nerves or ruin the stomach.” |
To cure Rheumatism you must mak* 1
the kidneys do their work; they are]
the filters of the blood. They mutt1
be made to strain out of the blood the
waste matter and acids that cause
rheumatism: the urine must be neu
tralized so It will no longer be a
source of irritation to the bladder, and.
most of all. you must keep these acids
from forming In the stomach. This
Is the cause of stomach trouble and
poor digestion. For these conditions
you can do no better than take the
following prescription: Fluid Extract
Dandelion, one-half ounce; Compound
Kargon, one ounce; Compound Syrup
Sarsaparilla, three ounce*. Mix by
shaking well in bottle and take in
teaspoonful doses after each meal and
at bedtime, but don't forget the
Drink plenty and often.
This valuable information and sim
ple prescription should be parted up
in each household and used at the
Irst sign of an attack of rheumatism,
aackache or urinary trouble, no mat
ter how slight