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RING the sixties and
and the early seven
ties of tbe last ~rn
tery. counterfeiting
blossomed into one of
tbe fine arts, and to
six h jerfection was it
brought that. In many
instances, it was ex
ceedingly difficult to
d- ted tbe bogus stuff from tbe genu
ine
A* Insid ous ene mies of tbe people
ta . very walk of lile. counterfeiters
tray meH be class* 4 among the most
subtle aid dangerous persons with
• bom officers at tbe law have to cope
j Kut wide awake and on tbe aleit for
t treachery la their own ranks, tbe e
crafty rugae* can only be captured
and convicted by means of carefully
bailed traps, or by what is g* ncrally
known as tbe stool pig -on system.
Counterfeiter* are dit id*, d into r t
cuf.net clans** First tbe capita’**:
or procurer: aramd. tbe engraver;
third, tbe printer, fourth, the * bole
s' dealer: ttftfc. the mailer, acd
sixth, tbe sbover or circulator Tbe
capitalist tt tbe most difficult man to
reach as be seldom handles any of
the piaies or sjwrioa* money. Hence
tbe chief off- nder In this b»e u*a:
«a.k calmly ahoal. defying the detec
tive each tacitfy understanding the
dber in his relative position; one
suspecting and xttfMsf the other
; itxrntly and tirelessly pi-Wing up.
crumb by crumb. convicting evidence
Tb*- m ” ods pursued by detective*
to entrap counterfeiters are rarely
bitter iilastraUd than ;n ti>e follow,ng
account of tbe capture «f William M '
alias -«ig HUT the Kocack
er. set of tbe isrerof wholesale
denims la "qater’ of hi? day. He was
bora of reaper .aide par* mag**. r* a*ed
in tbe guietude incident to country
life, educated and SUMP** with a
sdScieM amount of money wherewith
to live like a g* ntlen.au and. sfranse
ly enough, be chose a path that Ud
to l*t» animate ruin
In tbe exc temenf of those tumultn
cus days tbe city of New York was
w-tli stuck*d With men i««*e«sed of
a g<-r.ias for conceiving and conceal
ing crime, hit*!* no mfcer city it
the nnlittf sor’d has ev. r afforded a
b- *t«r opportunity lor Be«< :ng tfce j
j ahlic Gurney tad been taud’-ns i
counterfeit money for several years j
but ♦ managed to escape punish
meat. He was one of the cUR-I d:s
♦r-.oui.es for Joshua D Miner, whc,
sat the head and front of a power ;
fwl octopus whose ternaries w*re ,
ftMrtod out la almost every section j
of the couwtry
Gun ey was by n« means unattract
ive in appearance, and there w.-re !
lew men wa.king lirondway in his
day whose physique could compare
favorably with his He stwd sil feet
two inches in height and was corre
t;«.6.ix:« w*U |goj«jrt:oi.ed. wh.ie
.xpanstve chest and wefi-deedoped
limbs gave h.m Use appearance of a
|<sw wit« the muscular strength
of a giant His Mark eyes wen sharp
and severe, or mild ana pleasant, to
weft nnvncac In cot v c realtor he
was easy and interesting and. auiccg
w; rangers. would readily have passed
few a gentleman of marked sbil.ty.
To be a lewder among the counterfeit
ing fraternity seemed to have been
the crown.»s glory oi hi* highest am
lutian
In the spring of 1161 I was ap
p coated chief of the government se
cret service Slid, though 1 had had
♦ v; i r»ence with General Putler in
X* w Orleans, and later hi the internal
revenue service. I was unknow n among
the counterfeiters
Rbortly after my appointme nt 1 re
ceived information, at tuy headquar
ters in W aihit-gtun. regardn g a rather
ur.' ue affair that had taken place a;
on* of the cricking resorts on Hous
ton street in Xew York city WO- ,
uis Gum-y. with bis characteristic
fr *b and daring, had invited a part.,
of "queerstmn' to partake of a bun
eoet at this piaee There were !l
l< nebi present at this function, three
• i4«i«ctln-i being among the num
ber
« t. «be following day I was furnished
with tbe particular* of this remark
shk assembly. and tbe ex-deUetive
*t« reported It also provided a list
of tbe banquet, r* Among other
thing* I learned that my appointm. nt
ns chief at tbe arcrct service was dis
cussed at tbe affair and proaoum ei
a good Joke upon tbe goT. rTim. nt
Gamy addressed bis guests, boast
fully declaring that “the new chief
might do for a preacher or an internal
M**ie clerk. l*«t that he could
gc-r ftp* with shrewd men like tbe
queer*men “
"Ne» Is oar opportunity.- be said,
“ta reap a rich harvest." At tbe same
Ls* he advised bis friends that he
was scons to take the new . hfef into
his confidence and keep t:n well
stuffed with fictitious Itiontitica.
*lt the meantime.' be rontisivd ' !
ail draw i*t from bin hi* plans and
keep ns**e4f tored as to his pre
posed aaoa —In*
1 s*s plan pleased the fancy erf the
Sitwdrrit. aad they agreed that Gar
gey waa a great man They were
orated at tbe table* tnbtblrg wine,
and they draak to Gurney's health
while tbe «xdetective* and counter
fetters Jostled elbows and banded
Jobs pcdet'.QWdJy as they contem
plated tbe easy times la store for
them When stiffirkntfy felled with
w ia» and . nihnsiasm. they capped the
efiasax by hurrahing for bis sataaic
majesty. Tbe feast at lk-lshaxzar was
a tame affair in comparison with the
j indulgence of these men. If there
were any letters of warning upon the
walls, all were too drunk to read them,
or they lacked a sober Daniel to in
terpret them.
I'nder the circumstances it seemed
j advisable to allow these merry plot
ters to pursue their way unmolested
until sufficiently off their guard to per
mit the successful carrying out of a
j p an to entrap and apprehend the en
' tire party.
Much of my time was now spent at
my Xew York office in Bleeker street
where, in due time, Gurney called j
uj Jti me for the purpose "of paying !
Ms respects and tendering some in
formation in regard to counterfeiters."
The artless appearing fellow said that
when quite young be had been foo'ish
enough to engage in counterfeiting,
but had long since abandoned it and
was cow ready to render the govern
ment such assistance as he could. I i
aff“ctcd to receive him with open |
arms and apparently gulped down as
truth everything he had to offer. Gur- '
plied Bower cautiously, “but 1 do
not like to take the chances any
more.”
"Oh, b—!,” replied Gurney. “We’ve
got everything our own way now. The
government detectives are all green
men and there's no danger of getting
caught unless a fellow goes and gives
himself up.” Taking from his wal
let a $20 counterfeit note on the Na
tional Shoe and Leather bank of New
York city, he added: “Here's some
thing good-enough to deceive the dis
ciples.”
After some parleying Bower ac
cepted $100 of the “queer” for the dia
mond. and 1 now instructed Bower to
stay away from Gurney for a couple
of weeks.
While Bower had been working
Gurney, that worthy had been coming
to my office every few days to work
me. He imagined that I fully believed
what he said, and that he was regard
ed as a valuable ally. I always re
ceived him kindly, and assured him
that 1 had no desire to make arrests
unless forced to do so, and that 1 did
who took part in the fray. But if he ,
keeps silent it is conclusive evidence
in their minds that he cannot 6tand
investigation, and this establishes his
character beyond doubt. It is ac
cepted by them as sufficient voucher
that he is a member in good standing
in the brotherhood of crooks, and he
is then admitted Into full fellowship.
Shortly after the melee one of the
crowd suggested to Butts that he call
in the police. He promptly replied:
"No police for me,” and the detective
was thereupon received without hesi
tation or mental reservation. During
the next seven or eight months Butts
worked with this gang of counter
feiters as a shover of queer.
"Counterfeit shovers,” as they are
called, usually travel in pairs. One
fellow carries the bogus money and
remains outside, while the other
takes one bill, enters a place of busi
ness, purchases some trifle, tenders
the counterfeit note in payment, and
receives change in good money. If
this precaution -were not observed,
the possession of other counterfeit
money, in case of detection and arrest,
would indicate guilt and lead almost
inevitably to conviction.
Detective Butts, however, did not
pass any counterfeit money but used
instead a good bill in the place of the
one he received from the carrier.
That was kept for evidence, and in
this way he deceived the queersmen
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n«->- was well fitted to deceive with a
plausible story, for he seemed candid
:n manner and well equipped in every
way to impose upon the most incred
ulous.
The officers of the secret service
all considered him a dangerous per
son and Lone was anxious to encoun
ter a man of such gigantic proportions
and appar* ntly desperate character.
My first move against Gurney was
to send Mike Bower. a newly-fledged
government detective, to form his ac
quaintance. Bower was selected be
cause his appearance was anything
but -hat of a det.ctlve. Bower drifted
into Gurney's "boozing Uen" on Bast
Meeker street where, after loitering
around drinking and smoking for a
week or two. he one day called Gur
ney aside and told him he was broke
and must have a little money. He
drew from his inside rocket a gold
watch with a short piece of chain
i ar ging from it. giving it the appear
: nc - of having been nipped from the
tucket of some un'ertunate citizen
Guir.ey snapped at the bait at once
and intimated, with a sly wink, that
:he walth had been stolen. When
I'-ower finally admitted as much Gur
ey seemed pleased and bought the
■••atth at about one-third tts value,
r-marking: "You're all right, my
icy. \Y5ic-n you want anything, come
to me”
A r a few days Rower again ap
proach'd Gurney, this time with a
diatn« nd stud that had been slipped
from ts fastening®. "1 need some
more money.” said Bower.
Gurney inspected the gem with an
appreciative eye. and finally said:
You are a good one. Did you ever
! acdle any of the ‘queer 7 “
"1 took a little hand in it once," re
not believe in using harsh measures
unnecessarily. Gurney fairly chuckled
at this simplicity and was thrown
completely off his guard.
He assumed an air of great mystery
and spoke of the possible existence of
counterfeit plates that might be
reachfd for a reward. He would not,
he declared, accept a dollar for his
personal services but, because of his
great fancy for me, was ready to as
sist in every way possible. He was
permitted to blarney along and play
the game to his own liking, secure in
the belief that he was completely de
ceiving the government officials.
In the meantime the services of an
old counterfeiter, fresh from the peni
tentiary, had been secured- Many of
his old confederates were now opera
ting with the Gurney gang and,
through him. Bill Butts, a fresh-look
ing detective from one of.the western
states, was introduced to several of
the men who made their headquarters
at a saloon on the Bowery. Butts in
formed the barkeeper of the saloon
th3t he had just served a term for
"shoving the queer.”
At first the counterfeiters and
thieves hanging around the place ap
peared to be suspicious of Butts. One'
day. however, when these villians
were drinking beer in the bark room
of the place, a fight arose. The de
tective went in with the rest and
stretch d out several of the fellows,
thovgn he was badly beaten up in the
end, and in addition was robbed of
his pocketbook and watch.
The ethics of the criminal profes
sion are peculiar. When a crowd of
crooks fight they frequently rob one
another, and if the victim calls in the
police to recover his property he
loses the confidence of the rogues
| for months, and secured evidence to
convict about twenty of the Gurney
party.
While Butts had been busy with the
sang of shovers. Bower had been de
voting his time to Gurney and the
i other leaders. On one occasion Bower
j Purchased $500 of counterfeit money
I from Gurney, and this he handed to
j me as 1 was on my way to dinner at
the St. Clair house. As 1 entered the
restaurant I met Gurney looking as
cheerful and innocent as a Raphael
cherub. The rascal appeared with a
bland smile and informed me that he
had come there especially to see me
about counterfeiting transatcions out
west. I took him by the hand, thanked
him, and invited him to dine.
We selected a table where Gurney
could talk without being overheard.
His information, as usual, was in
definite. hearsay, with no particular
point to it. He told me that my pol
icy or being easy with the counter
feiters was working like a charm_
that there was no counterfeit money
in circulation in the east—in fact, he
had not seen a bad dollar in six
months. At that very moment my
hand was resting on the package of
counterfeit money that had just been
purchased from him by Bower.
A few days later Gurney told
Bower, in a boasting way. of this in
terview and. in a burst of enthusiasm,
declared that everything about the
government detective headquarters 1
was known to him before it trans- '
| pired. He asserted that be was one
! of my assistants, and was so puffejj
j up over his imaginary success that he
really believed he knew what was go
ing on in my office. •
The time now seemed ripe for the j
arrest of the entire party who bad
discussed my qualifications over Uieir
wine at the banquet on Houston
street. Bower had completely won
Gurney's confidence. Telling him
that he was about to take a trip to
Texas, he inquired if he could buy
(3,000 in counterfeit money at a whole
sale figure.
“Of course: any amount of It," an
swered Gurney.
A deal was arranged for its deliv
ery on the New York side of Fulton
Ferry. Bower was to be at a desig
nated spot at a certain time, and Gur
ney was to pass along, hand over the
spurious and receive good money in
payment.
At the appointed time there was a
large crowd standing around the ferry
landing waiting for the boat Bower
was there, and a few paces from him
stood a seemingly honest tinsmith
with a Joint of stove-pipe under his
arm and a pair of snippers in his
hand. His clothes and the soot upon
his hands and face bore unmistakable
witness to his calling. Near by. look
ing in'another direction, stood a stout
ly-built business man of ample girth.
In one hand he carried a hat box. in
the other a valise. In the immediate
vicinity was a tall, reverential ap
pearing gentleman, with nsat side
whiskers, whose white tie and the
ministerial cut of his coat were in
keeping with the sanctimonious ex
pression of his face.
When the ferry boat struck the
dock Gurney stepped off. peered cau
tiously and carefully around, scanning
the faces of those who were standing
near. Being satisfied that there were
no suspicious persons about, he drew
a pacaage from under his coat and
stepped toward Bower to deliver it
At this instant the ministerial-look
ing man raised his hand. The fat
man dropped his luggage and the tin
smith his tools. Both-seised Gurney
by the arms and held him while the
tali brother, with a quick movement,
snapped handcuffs on his wrists.
Everything was done so quickly that
Gurney did not have time to catch
his breath before he was securely
ironed.
The prisoner was taken to the secret
service office. I removed my side
whiskers and made some change' in
mv clothing, then entered the office
and shook hands with the crestfallen
criminal.
Thiring that day and evening the
government officers were engaged in
arresting the shovers of the gang,
against whom Butts had secured evi
dence. Two of the ex-detectives,
guests at Gurney s banquet, had al
ready been arrested for passing coun
terfeit money—one at Pittsburg and
the other at Cincinnati. By n
o'clock that night the officers had ar
rested 20 of the gang. They were
arranged in a circle at the office, and
the right hand of or.e was hand
cuffed to the left hand of the next.
Gurney, appropriately, happene d to be
the center-piece.
I could not help a feeling of pity for
the unfortunates, but they had volun
tarily preyed upon society aud trans
gressed the laws of their land, and the
common weal required that they be
punished. They were all tried and
convicted, most of them entering a
plea of guilty.
The boastful Gurney now fully real
ized ' the trap into which he had
fallen. He had Ijeen hoisted by h.s
own petard, a circumstance that
seemed to humiliate him almost be
yond measure. With little or no pres
sure he weakened and confessed that
he had received his counterfeit money
from Joshua D. Miner, who was the
capitalist that owned the plates uper
w hich the National Shoe and l-eatt>- -
twenties were printed.
Among me secret service officers
Miner was known to be a counter
feiter. but on account of his great
wealth and political standing, he was
considered a difficult man to grapple
with. He was a large city contractor
at this time, and employed about one
hundred men opening up a new road
at the end of Ninth avenue.
Gurney was altogether too timid to
make a deal with Miner in order to
give the officers an opportunity to catv
ture him red handed, but he finally
agreed to go with me to see Miner
who, he believed, would surrender t! j
120 counterfeit plates for the purr- a
of shortening his sentence.
Leaving a carriage on the bo-,::*,
vard. I walked with Gurney a short
distance on Sixty-ninth street tew a.,*
Miner's house. We met Miner on the
sidewalk and I was introduced by
Gurney, who then explained ti.a
trouble he had gotten himself i:>Lo.
Miner said he could do nothing for
him and. as a last resort, 1 requested
Miner to step aside with me. where 1
told him that I was convinced that he
was the owner of the counterfeit
plates of the National Shoe and
Leather bank. This he firmly denied,
but I insisted and threatened to ar
rest him. He finally said that he
would make an effort to secure the
plates. I knew what this meant and,
upon his promise to meet me the fol
lowing day, I left him.
Mtner appeared on time, but was
still doubtful in regard to his ability
to make the surrender demanded.
He was a hard nut to crack but. be
fore we parted. I succeeded in con
vincing him. by the use of language
not less threatening than it was
forcible, that It was for his interest
to surrender the plates. This he now
promised to do and. shortly after an
other interview at his home. I re
ceived a check for a piece of baggage
at the Grand Central depot. A de
tective went to the baggage room at
this d«rot and obtained an old hair
trunk in which were found the plates.
According to promise. Gumev
through my intercession and explana
tion. was given a sentence of seven
years instead of the maximum sen
tence of fifteen.
'Copyright, 1910. by W. o. Chaomgn., 1
Pressure of Light on the Earth
Light, trarcbag n* 1M.0M miles a
-■n-tmd once «u regarded as ethe
real uamarenaJ aocsethiag In elbra
m Staoa Snoaab in bis "Pcpu
‘ar A.tro*o*ry~ issued in HIS. ea-d
jf tbb: ~lt tight were an emission
-4 material jankka as Nrimn tup
awd b to he this supposed pressure
■<e light would bare some pia nihility
la light is new confessed to consist
a TihratioM In an ethereal medium
: and there is no known way in which
' they could exert any impelling force
on matter."
Cat today Newton is supported and
i science has gone so far into the pres
sure of light as to figure that this
light pressure on the globe reaches
j T4.0G* tons. Further, along the lines
‘ of deduction, there is pressure upon
any object that reflects or that ab
i sorbs light the pressure being great
er on the reflecting matter. That
mankind is not to be smothered or
knocked out by this, however, is
shown in the fact that 10,000 trillions
of light particles strike the globe ev
ery second, these overwhelming num
bers of particles equaling a five and
one-half pound shot falling the V8S.
000 miles in a second. Unless some
unknown Influence suddenly should
congeal the immeasurable corpuscles
of light into solid shot, each striking
every second, there’s no danger eith
er of death from the shots or of a
darkness, relieved only by the siz
zling whitehot missiles bombarding
us.
The Briefest Letters.
Even the new French ready printed
postcards, upon which you have only
to tick off the sentences that fit your
case, do not beat the record of brevity
in a holiday correspondence estab
lished by a Frenchman in the eigh
teenth century. Voltaire and Piton.
the epigrammatist, exchanged chal
lenges to write the shortest nosslble
i»,11,Ifr 1 IfAi'* A«ga#aKMMBMi
etter. So. when Voltaire was starting
on a holiday, he wrote to Pi-on. "Eo
rus," which is the complete Latin for
1 am going into the country." Piton's
answer was just "r -complete Lati*
for "Go!” The tick on the new post
card can hardly be shorter than that
single letter. In business correspond
ence the record is divided between
\ictor Hugo. who. anxious to know
how his "Les Miserable*" was going,
wrote to the publisher —and the
publisher, who triumphantly rentier
“1”—London Chronicle Ped
Mur_ - _
WOULD BE OF MORE VALUE
Father O'Leary's Facetious Rejoinder
to John Phllpot Curran an Ex
ample of Roal
One day the famous John Philpot
Curran, who was also very partial to
the said corned mutton, did me the
honor to meet him. To enjoy the so
ciety of such men was an intellectual
treat. They were great friends and
seemed to have a mutual respect for
each other’s talent, and. as It may
easly be imagined. O'Leary versus
Curran was no bad match.
One day after dinner Curran said to
him: ’ Reverend father, 1 wish you
were St. Peter."
"And why. counselor, would you
wish that I were SL Peter?" usked
O’Leary.
"Because, reverend father, si that
case," said Curran, "you woul kave
»he keys of heaven, and you cc-1 let
use in."
"By my honor and conscience wia
selor,” replied the divine, ~it w bo
better for you that 1 had the 1 's of
the other place, then 1 could 1.1 you
out."
Curran enjoyed the joke, which he
admitted had a good deal of justice ia
it.—From Kelly’s Reminiscences.
WELL AT LAST.
Terrible Kidney Trouble Cured After
Doctors Gave Up Hope.
Mrs. F. M. Hill. IKS W. Wth BL.
Waterloo. Iowa, says: "It makes rue
shudder to think of my awful suffer
lug. I was languid and weak and nev
er free from d »H
pain in my back.
My bands puled and
my feet became so
swollen I coaid not
wear my shoes. The
kidney secretions
were painful and
frequent in passage
I gradually grow
weaker until tfce doctors gave up tope.
It was then 1 began with Doan's Kid
ney Mils and soon improved. Con
tinued use cured me."
Remember the name—Doan's
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box. Foster-Milbum Co.. Buffalo. X IT
LOOKING FOR TROUBLE.
"No. I don't think Reggy will evep
learn to run his auto.”
"Why not ?"
"He's always trying to roll a cigar
ette and guide the machine at ihe
same time.”
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oforder stomach within five minutes.
If your meals don't fit comfortably,
or what you eat lies like a lump of lead
in your stomach, or if yon have heart
burn. that is a sign of Indigestion.
Get from your Pharmacist a 50-cent
case of Pape's Diapepsin and take
a dose just as soon as you can. There
will be no sour risings, no belching of
I undigested food mixed with acid, no
stomach gas or heartburn, fullness or
heavy feeling in the stomach. Nausea.
Debilitating Headaches. Diiriness or
Intestinal griping. This will all go.
; and. besides, there will be no - our foo l
i left over in the stomach to pc.: va your
breath with nauseous odors,
Pape's Diapepsin Is a certain curu
for out-of-order stomachs, b . .use it
takes hold of your food and digests it
just the same as If your stomach
wasn’t there.
Relief in five minutes from all stom
ach misery Is waiting for you at any
drug store here In town.
These large MVoent cases of T'aue'a
Dlarepsln contain more than sufficient
to thoroughly cure almost any case of
Dyspepsia. Indigestion. Gastritis or
any other stomach disorder.
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Seymour—What caused the Allcomu
Life Insurance company to fail?
Ashley—It was altogether t«-o frea
in accepting risks. 1 don't believe it
would have even refused to insure tha
life of a turkey.the day before Thanks
giving."
What Murine Eye Remedy Does te
the Eyes is to Refresh, Cleanse,
Strengthen and Stimulate Healthful
Circulation. Promoting Normal Condi
tions. Try Murine in your Eyes.
Capacity.
Knifker— How many will vour mo
tor car hold?
Hocker—Five and a cop,
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There is said to be a professor ot
languages in an eastern college who
has mastered all the modern tongues
—except his wife's.
A conventional man is one whose
acUon you can predict ahead of titan,
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give offense