Nebraska Newspapers

    GREATEST BASES ALL LEADER
■ ■
y C *•'*'« m Mel ijM)
r
• *e '** -*»■ t»f cxA A
of tie Hjfm kuttcr te inte*
tjwejiI uxtoB < ’stt.it Mark * baas*
-* t»4t SB vfekrb »• napes*
"te* € J*ud) id tt.se gjttrf. lor teft * CIS*
■ ' »1* sat* SB* s eras csmaetoi **tb
e *K«b* H- !• «r»rlly t ^SVrft . via*
hry— < Bis *-i" rams. —tn4 a parr
lejniuss*. «m*a Hbm a Mm. tea
#»f ; res ,4er.t it »t>e r%tmp» Tfn ibbI
- :-** • ii.i 19 lie '’tiuagu Tr.bill*
-rtia j pnfiSi v ar f-jraw «e
*r«A iBrfi vfe»t« tb* rbus* tb.* let*
Mt»4 rrmg I<bA>4 p*Bt «ni '« Be
■ sjt *l«e <4 tbe t^rU s
1 xsetevll • t»Si [KCCi > eS-te-r-B.
54s* l * BiftB «4 4n*k(jiia i _n*
'..mts ■:»*• a ct-ar-1t»
.a say < ;.»ios ti* prayer w, for ii
. * tBe player resin* sour* ftiiiy
' a: t r is really aai trsly a pan <4
(ean re'ie* lust t! f ► fe'*a** aad
*■*» pnrrt—sai trees sue* or Bear HsB
• B ..i* s> sBft«" t t»3 *T»**> its tbe
reaper •' k* aa4 to vbuai be
B ■c'd feei it pf><
lki oof for use s evict jerts-S yoor
. see is brbey* that this SBSsMSsbbi
v% eajsi l'a.f-Be»' 4/mm set hsoe aad
Sr 't* Uw As <4 rtrr cats*, fur tee is
«*• tU viU tot aay basest airaa
"eg- 'tei nr umpire will allow when
tie >eni» *- t*> be beaefttai.
It ’ - • •*:- same foci ;e Mack, nee
- V Gx" ■ uddy who as a
' **• -■ r s... a of *| e j,a* :c the old days
* * • a cs ; fit fool t;p made ae oat.
r%et-.<• and perfected the fake foul
"•I r .n (riser words, could make a
; ' -e by tnaipttg hi* finger jga:as'
_;it E-.i". in a ", .u ir-aut^r. or by
t i c h.s el frame 1 ..pa could emit
a w -d so isks the to.‘-e of s foul lip
ftat 'he mj re. * no as a general rule
.ad la:-;. m Ma- kr itrocence would.
too < < - • s a .; j ii'atton. cay oi»»
■b* ti»* man firu;*- be !> ring that the
Pall had ‘-ea a foul .p
Maik ha* by example ard advice
*e« r • • • b to tl»e | layers uhder him.
•cr he is a man of perfect persoual
nab '* is of a nsosf kirdi; disposition.
‘ ar d store "an tolerant with ’he play
:ng errosa cf hi* men.
He t* of Scotch Irtsh rxraclion.
bora and reared so X'w Keglar.ti He
a. J- Ms Or.t bit ararf ■ in fast com
; at.* in The Waai.ifg'OB team when
•rat ciub wa a t( ter of the Xa
• leag e He and bis favor *e
I nbr—they need to go in pair* .a
those dire—Gilmore by ramc. cam*'
•<■ V ;>: ti g-ou a* i ba'tery In tbe
? CKEFlfcG LOST TO GOPHEfcS
£rf i« Ta*<- kase- t i~,e
Later Is Cp« i limt wm for Apr
s«'» i t s—Cut e4 Game.
o - » .-r fmcpeu lart* t»:Le® a fall
l* tta ic*» «C T_*r. (*ji i"-: xj tL« alar
»- < Pkfcmpp war tmkr-r. Ill tfc* cels j
■ * CJtf, fcaermt t* s bus? :al aa< tip- !
ercttMl sb 'fa* SfBPBfa* hi* Hm leas
v >is k.***.>. :«r Le va cck
Pic•arr**'*. P -K»ra St*r
€<atj w t£ tbe fartsas ani Inm. met!
oat ;•» ;ar. baa ail tie <>ik n
■ « :i He ci be <*a «f tfc* *■*-*
' m«e Wr-r. »-s3 take bis
- us ad beea s -lea
TROTTERS HA.E GOOD YEAR
“ 1:1 Ha.e Dc-e Amount c
MMMm Djring Year—
r»e« Wor.ds Mark* Set.
The :* cords »Lo* that tro'tcrs* hare
4- —e ax a.j-Ai a-oxs-. of retard
r.ikrng this ye*:. mtiV txfjij the
• '-** let si:.:-* of je-ord* has
. -. t. i... li -*d to p- r. ©nuance* or
si’ it at juiut.tr Heir lower
<* er P :t. irt mark of iietit, to
- 1 * -' '• »-•» s lil. re c*.Jy, and a
x-is*i . a week later he* paced
'■*' —' " *© 3 59. T_<-e at Intiiac*
fj*-* be iWBeight ti» record mark
• v® to 1 fa
Tbe sew world a treating re' • rd.* of
the trotters:
I-aster! Stalrkw— The Harvester,
fbBBi 2 fT^s M 2:«?2
r_ -j- : !.;—' a.„tt. Iroa 3 59\
c 1.5i\
Fartest Tt:e--TearOld Co5i—c«h
ratso E~ f:ss - to 2 .;,2: -
Fa. ess 12. to V. jgen—vtian from
.» . **3-j© ?© ^ ■ #j_
F_ s a Kao by a Stallion
—The Har* - -_ ; ngta to 2:02.
r -■•!• *! Te r. M..es is a Kan ty a
SMfiH The ImMB ''em t S%
’ ~< '<*2 ••» \ and 2 •$%
Fans*! Three Heats—The Harvest
♦ • ?*©» 2 . to 2 02
t'-'-et Greer S *31 ce—Colorado E.
fr.i* 2 fI4 to 2:«fh*
Crert Raan ty Hepoe
Y.'iilk Hcrpe. ai an exh.bitioa bik
ijtrd g- sue |—; d a; Hartford. Ccan..
* ■ther day. bro e Lie record of a
- aernces* run of J9T by s onng 212
The ran mas made oa a four and a
tiK by nine foot table, with a tour
•h-lseh ha.k : ae. with one rhot in
Tbe record mil] not became official
beesase pi ay mm* tot ©a a r, gala
’vac *5jrc- table.
Tom e^jhes a He o.
f*h*fc*r Tom Hughes of the New
York Atrencaa k-ague. entered the
hero via** the other day. when he
*5*>n»d a runaway .n Phlladelpria
and jTObahJy saved two voting mortec.
who mere is the vehicle, from possible
ser»OBs iajerte* Hughes was digged
a doses fees or taori btr. escaped on
kart.
blMPLT DRIFTED INTO GAME
Outfielder “Bill" Davidson, Outfielder
of the Brooklyn Team, Telia
of His Early Start.
BY “BILL" DAVIDSON.
The only reason 1 can think of that
I became a professional player is that
when 1 was a small boy I lived near
the Chicago American league park
I'p to that time I didn't know wbethei
to become a bank robber, a cowboy
-r a conductor, but when Comiskey
brought his team to Chicago I used tr
climb fences, chase foul balls and dc
anything else 1 could think of to sec
1-em play. My brother and 1 played
together and after we had seen a
g;iLi- on the White Sox park we used
’o sit uj' as late as the family would
et us, arguing over plays.
1 cropped my ether ambitions and
dec Jed to become a ball player. Also
I piayed hookey from school as often
as 1 dared, in order to watch Jones
and his team play. I learned a lot
irom them, and pretty soon got cn a
• eg. r team and finally my brother
' ■ <1 1 began playing semi professional
ball around Chicago and in a short
tire- he went out as a professional.
dually 1 got a job at Fort Dodge and
in t' at league I hit hard, leading the
league in 1905. and the next year Lun
o.n b rght me. Somehow I didn't
ten to advance rapidly. I certainly
worked hard there, for I was de
rmintd to get up in the business.
My brother was making good in the
American Association and there al
ways was a lot ot friendly rivalry' be
'weeu n? I wanted to play in Chl
u£ my home iown—and last ial!
Manager Chance bought me from Lin
>i:. Cp to that time my sympathies
La! be a v.-jth the American league,
■t-i.-.s be cans 1 lived near Comis
k-; park, but 1 was glad of the
■ t to jam. the Cubs, which I think
; 'he b'-st club in the world. 1 had
Ttl* < ; o win a regular position
-re. however, with such a strong
•fle’d and 1 was anxious to play. It
o:d t ot pleas* me to think of sitting
u ti bench and watching the others.
1 1 .tt d more in watching the Cubs
•lay ti the spr:1 g and during the
early s< a.-or, than I learned in my
mi r .- ag ;• experience and when I
a- s<"*h1 to 1 .rooklyn I felt sure I
’d !. 1 . my cm. I had gained con
• i. in myself and found a team 1
felt 1 « uld heir
It r -.kes a lot of difference to a
- what team he gets with, and
Davidson.
a --is re'cived. and in R’txiklys
: rk 1 lo.ind *b~ right team for mo
...v <f us were starii. g in the big
e. ~ t t, s. -r and ft it closer to each
iht: t: - ncccu-.t and more ar.x
"is to ’."Ip earh i her. We are go
:.g fa rly well dcw—ana watch us
r. it season
DARING FEAT IN CALIFORNIA
Sar F-a"cisco Man First to Climb
Tv* - Peaks With Mctcrcycic—
Fcrcsd tc P c« Way.
1! r rrv P Christolferson an cnthus
•ast-.e and daring motor cyclist of San
-i. isco. performed a feat the other
■■vt Lc retoft r- unarromplisht d ty nay
wheelman. He rode to the top oi
Twin peaks on i is new sevw-ho-se
rower rr.i bin- What makes th p?r
! f r* nee so ter arkuhk was the cen
•• of tb-- road Christoff rsra
• 1 •■*>.' 'cr c.;ra up the mountain
As a matter cf tact, be had no road
•o ’ravel over wbaltver. He was
i- ed to pick his si) over reck piles
hrough heaps of sand and various
otb- r obstacles. There w as no path
or trail to follow. It was rough rid
.ag. such as no other cyclist ever tt
per lew*, d. "1 certainly will not st
tempt ’t again." remarked the success
rul chaster “Gclrg up 1 bent my
bundle bar. rvirud a tire an J knocked
my cvhaost pipe to pieces 1 shouldn’t
1 attempted it. but 1 got started
-- d 1 was dot rmined to go through
1 bad to pull down a couple of wire
tenres l> fore I reached the summit.
..nd I d.’.'t know how many rock piles
1 went ever Considering the cocdt
• u at the gTour.d, I went up in good
; me I don't know bow long it took
me, for I didn't have a watch."
Christo Terse* climbed what is call
ed ’be north peak, and he geared his
machine v ry low for the ascent.
r Oldest People in the World
tbr acrthens ;tr. of J:.pan. is artrsct
ISC anacb Ktitutt Tier* are but
lev of them left. Loapt at uae tics*
tbj doubtless beM a fret; port of
Japsm It is thought that User *ili
•or* be extiacl. It *31 be noticed
that thrtr faces bear bat Mule resem
btaare to tbaae of tie Japanese. The
.Visas arc HacdM compared to tha
Vimricu Indians both taring held
fall saar over a country for centime*.
only to be driven into a small part of
tleir former territory by a stronger
and progressive race The stronger
and victorious races have often been
un.tist, oppressive and murderous in
spirit aDd action, as the white man
was against the red man here.
Strange to say. the aborigines of al
most all lands, when they are crowded
back fcy the stranger arm. die almost
as rapidly from civilization as from
the bullet, like wild animals that pine
and die when confined within pens._
i Christian Herald.
Psychic
Virtues
Possessed
by Captains
of Finance
lEW YORK.—Do the captains
of high finance possess
’ psychic virtues? Yes, and
—r' ; ; decidedly so, maintains Mrs.
£ L £ Lillian Hobart French, the
———J handsome young woman from
Butte and nemesis of Fritz Augustus
Heinze. the copper millionaire, whom
she has sued for J25.0OO. the amount
she claims she lent him in the panic
of 1907. Mrs. French, by the way. is
a theosophist of no mean ability.
"There are psychic virtues and
psychic defects in every man,” said
Mrs. French. "But these psychic char
acteristics are most developed in the
great geniuses of finance, art and lit
erature. My knowledge of such vir
tues and defects have been confined
chiefly to the captains of high fi
nance. The man I've studied most is
Fritz Augustus "Heinze. But I have
studied financial men of an even high
er type of ability.
"Take J. Pierpont Morgan, for ex
ample, whom 1 have met socially.
There is a man whose psychic virtues
positively dominate and control his
psychic defects. It is the triumph of
mind over mere sensualism.
‘ Now. on the other hand, take Fritz
Augustus Heinze. Here is a man
with both traits actually developed,
but with lack of sufficient will power
to allow his virtues to dominate.
"Fritz has run away from me and
cot married. Well, 1 feei sorry for
"he ether woman, for sooner or later
i he will come beck to me with his hat
n his hand crying like a naughty boy
to be reinstated in my affections.
That won't happen just yet, but when
i 'he gray days come, when fortune
' fails to smile.
"My feelings toward mv Fritz have
undergone a great change,” Mrs.
French continued. "My love for him
has utterly vanished, never to return.
Yet 1 shall always regard him as
my occult lord and master. His life
and mine have been bound by in
separable ties for many years and a
great and lasting friendship is in my
heart.
"I really feel sorry for Fritz Heinze.
He* doesn't understand his own na
rare. When the realization comes,
when hard luck arrives, he’will know
that he has attempted to humiliate
•he woman who knows his vacillating
nature.
Says She Protected Heinze.
“1 have always been Heinze's good
friend. I have known him for years
-r.d stood by him in alV his troubles.
When the exposure came at my home
at No. 22 East Thirty-third street and
the fat Great White Mahatma, other
wise known as Ann O'Delia Diss De
bar. was unmasked as the notorious
oniidence woman, did 1 not project
Heinze when he had -he temerity to
state that he had merely known me
'or a short time as an acquaintance’
I suppose that is what explained why
is ^holograph was on my piano and
why he was at my home every day
hat he was in this city.
"Po far as this marriage of Heinze's
is concerned, I simply feel terribly
sorry for the woman, for he will cer
•ainly come back to me. I know that
from my sources of theesopkic infor
r at ion. 1 wish him jey. but I am cot
through with him yet. 1 still and al
ways shall regard myself as his wife.
He may marry fifty times prior to the
rest reincarnation, but if I wait a
million years I shall in the last an
alysis wed him and ^become in the
'ullest sense of the term Mrs. Fritz
Augustus Heinze."
Mrs. French was then persuaded to
show the proof sheets of her new
hook entitled "Are These Things
True?" One of its chapters is on
marriage, and. according to Mrs
French, explains her long-continued
‘occult love'' for Heinze.
In the preface to the book, as writ
ten by Mrs French, appears the fol
.owing- "Some things we know we
know. Some things we think we
know. Some things we believe we
do not know. Some things we try to
trow Fools deride; thinkers inves
tigate. If Darwin proved nothing, he
at least raised the question, which to
science is next in importance to proof.
Perhaps nothing is proved in this
book. but the question is before you;
are these things true?"
There follows a poem entitled “The
?*ystcry " in the closing lines of which
Mrs. Frcrrh modestly explains that
•?i - glorious mysteries of the cccnit
heaven are at last made known.
Her Views on Marriags.
Of greatest lay interest to the fol
lowers of the strange romance sur
I rounding the life of Fritz Augustus
! - . ■ -
Heinze. and his alleged fall before a
red-haired siren is Mrs. French's chap
ter on marriage.
"Marriage is an institution by the
people, for the people and is as neces
sary to evolution as humanity at its
present stage." writes Mrs. French
"as are all other laws and rules laid
down by men to govern nations
"But the time will come when there
will be neither marriage nor giving in
marriage. However, no force can
hasten this ultimate condition, for
long roads to intellectual and spir
itual development streTch cut before
as and we must individually and
alone find our way along these roads
ere the mind can grasp the scheme
of mother nature and apply it.
"When we can grew as the Cowers
and love as the sun, who gives his
warmth and light to every animate
and inanimate thing alike, then only
are we able to discard the present
necessary system of matrimony
When we hare reached this point in
evolution all human passion and emo
tion will hare been subdued and ruled,
instead as today the majority are
ruled by them, which present condi
tion is also necessary at this time for
the development of the true self.
"Time was when polygamy formed
part of the belief of the old worlds,
but we have intellectualized and spir
itualized out of this condition of be
lief; nor was polygamy wrong at that
time, as all things are right and
necessary in their proper time and
place, and our inability to grasp the
! stupendous plan of human evolution
causes us to look from a narrow, dog
j matical-point of view.
"True, there are some who run out
ahead of their field, net knowing
whither or why they go. only that the
impulse moves them, and there be
j (hose who this day come forth with
statements concerning the useless
| ness of marriage, giving no logical
reason, nor offering a substitute sys
: tern more acceptable.
“Uselessness” of Marriage.
"It requires a peculiar and highly
ceveloi>ed mentality to grasr the real
| reason of the uselessness of marriage,
! and humanity as a whole has a long
. way to go before it develops the
necessary attributes to the attainment
of such knowledge as will fit it to
; discard the present marital relations.
"The fact that day by day marriage
is becoming a failure is proved by
the divorce courts.* and shows we arc
approaching a thing higher and bet
ter—a condition where jealousy, envy,
selfishness anth pride of possession
sits at the feet cf love ard does her
bidding, nor ever ”;ses up n rebellion
against her—a condition where pure
. nnaoiiiierateu rot rates supreme aoo
i is empress of the "hole wide world.
"And that lore is pot the selfish
love of one individual for r.ncuher. hut
: the ieve of the sn for the earth, the
, love of the moth rr for her children,
i 'he irve of mate for taste, who will
: sacrifice his or her all for the other
; and glory in the sacrifice When the
| human heart is .'.table of radiating
such love we will have no need for
marriage laws or ary other laws, and
we are surely moving toward this
condition, however far away the goal.
Radical Opinion.
"There are ur.lrabtedly thousands
of couples today living happily and
performing their duties to society, to
j whom the marriage ceremony is a
| mere form which could neither bind
i nor compel them to share the same
abode did they not have real love for
each other. On the other hand there
! are thousands of couples bound to
gether ar.d sharing the same abode
j with no semblance of love between
them simrlv because the laws of
, church and state have distorted the
command. ‘What God hath joined to
gether let no man break asunder,'
which church acd state have literally
assumed Gcdship. Remember the
command says. 'What God hath
joined.' not what man hath joined. ■
and wherefore doth the church or
state assume to know whether God
has to join two souls. Only the con
trading parties know how much God
hath joined them by the unselfish
love they bear each other, wherefore
again doth the marriage ceremony
join them together if they cease to
feel love for each other."
Indicative of her attitude toward
Heinze. Mrs. French points to the
following excerpt from this amazing
chapter on marriage:
“No human power can separate two !
souls whom God hath joined together !
and no human power can keep to
gether two souls that man hath joined
together if they see fit to separate
Thus we see how eventually the mar
riage ceremony will become useless
“It has become almost so in this ’
present day, for the most important
purpose it serves is the governing of
the financial conditions between the
contracting parties, which of course
becomes very necessary under the
present materialistic rule However,
all these things must pass away and
in the passing we shall find no re
grets. for a better and higher plan
will force itself forward and we shall
step to another landing along the
stairs of evolution.
“Rut in the meantime let us not
feel that any one of us is destined or
commissioned to try to force these
convictions upon the world, because
the world or arything thereon will j
rot go faster than nature intended tt
should. The state of union without
marringe Is a long way off to the
vast majority of humanity."
Mrs. French’s Position.
“Mr. Heinze is a wonderful man in .
many ways.” Mrs. French said, “and
I still love him dearly. If he mar- j
ried me I fee! sure that he would
have risen to be president of the
United States. Not alone through my
aid. but we were so well mated that
I could, and did. help him greatly.
“Why. be made most of his money
while I was with him. He got $12.- !
ti’jO.OOO in cash and an equal amount
in stack from the Standard Oil crowd
for his Amalgamated Copper holdings
through my help. Since he left me
he has lost a mighty lot of this He
isn't 'broke- by any means, but he
has net got anywhere near the wealth
he had.
“But he will not learn—he's stub
born. Mr. Heinze is the reincama
tion of St. Paul, but he won't profit
by the experience he had in that life
and heed when the 'great light shines
or. him."
“Mr own former identity as Joan
cf Arc shows my personal peculiari
ties. 1 have strength of mind and
character and was born again to lead
again. And 1 will. That's why 1
want my $25,000 so I can start my
school.
"1 have been held up to shame for
my relations with Mr. Heinre, bn!
they were as holy as though a priest
or 1'gil ofTeer had said words about
i*. 1 hold is my faith that I am Mr.
Heir.rc's wife. Even the greatest
Christian text-book, the Bible, says.
When God hath joined together, let
so man put asunder.' “
__
Left in the Lurch.
“Here's an exciting stcry “
"What's it rJboutT"
“Three suburban housekeepers wage
a three-cornered war over a cock."
“Hew does it end?"
“Deplorably, she elopes with a
scissors-grineer."
MUCH GOLD IN IRISH SOIL
Mires in Wicklow County H3ve
Yielded Rich Rewards to Those
Who Have Delved.
Ireland Is certainly not the “poor
I •listressii'g country" some people
; would like one to believe. The fact
I that it fiossesses gold mines (although
they are not worked today) is proof
to the contrary. The mines are situ
ated in Wicklow. According to tra
dition. the Wicklow gold mines were
first discovered by a poor schoolmas
ter. One day. while fishing in one of
the streams which descend from the
Croghan mountains, he picked up a
piece of shining metal. Ascertaining
that It was gold, he gradually enriched
himself by searching the vnrious
streams in the neighborhood and dis
posing of what be found to a Dublin
goldsmith. He kept the secret to
himself for twenty years, but having
married, he told his wife, and she.
believing that he was mad. told her
relatives, who soon made it public.
When the story of the gold mine
became public, about the close of
j !7?*5. the usual "rush" occurred. Thou
sands of every age and sex hurried to
the spot. From the laborer who could
wield a spade to the child who scraped
the surface of the reck with a rusty
nail, all eagerly searched for gold.
The rich and farciful imagination of
the Irish conjured up visions of in
| exhaustible wealth. On the north
| side of Wicklow county sparkled the
j Valley of Diamonds, and os the south
the lofty Croghan was to them as the
Golden mountain.
De Latochaye. a French emigrant,
who published an account of his trav
els In Ireland, visited the Wicklow
gold mines shortly after the govern
ment had placed a guard upon the
ground. He writes: "1 was often
obliged to ask the way. and my de
mand excited the curiosity of the peas
ants; they quitted their work before
they answered me. asked nys some
question in their turn, wanted to
know if the mine would be soon
worked. If the government had sent
me there, and a thousand things of
the same nature. They soon began to
I tell me of a person who sent his cbfl
! dren there cn a Sunday morriry.
after it had rained, and that they
brought back gold to the value of
j twenty guineas."
During the interval between the
' publication of the circumstance and
] the government taking possession of
; the mine—a period of two months—
upwards of 5.500 oueccs of gold was
■ collected by the peasantry, chiefly
from the mud and sand of Ballinvah
iey stream, and disposed of for ah
most £10,000. This sum greatly ex
ceeded the produce of the mine under
government operations, which only
amounted to little more than £5,500.
The gold was found In pieces of all
sites, from the smallest particle to a
mass of twenty-two ounces, which
sold for about eighty guiueaa. a cast
oT it, gilt, was deposited In the mu
seum of Trinity college, Dublin. Sc
pure was the gold generally found
that it was the custom of the Dublin
goldsmiths to put gold coin into the
opposite scale to ft. and to give
weight for weight.
CURETHATCOLD
TODAY
**/ trooU rather preserve the health of «
notion than ks its mler. "—IflM'QiV.
Thousands of people who are suffering
with colds are about today. T, morr. w
they may be prostrated with pneuns ma.
An ounce of prevention i worth a pound
of cure, liet a 25 cent bottle of Mun
yt n s Cold Cure at the neares: drug
store. This bottle may be conveniently
earned in the vest pocket. If y. u are
not satisfied with the erects ti the rem
edy. send us your empty bcttle and we
will refund your money. Mur,, on‘s C.ld
l ure will speedily break up all forms at
colds and prevent grippe and pneumonia.
It checks discharges of the nose and eyes,
st ps sneering, allays inflammation and
fever, and tones up the system.
If you need Medical Advice, write to
M uBvons Doct<rs. They ^riil ctrffoDy
diacnos-e veur ca*^ and adu# >t‘u by
moil, absolutely free, kou are under no
oi ligation.
Address Munycn's Doctors. Munron'a
Lai-orutorv. 53d and defiers, n streets, Phil
adelphia. Pa
FXRkUFs
HAIR BALSAM
Clear** tod terror** t>? i*»*
Praeiir** a lcn.r*al pryatiL
Never Fail* to Beato-e Grty
Hatr to it* YooSfcffel Color.
Cana a.tLr d mum ft La. -
t: >y «* rw,sgr»3i
r-- -
Tbe narne
to rerr-ember
i you need a remedy
Tsr COUCHS --- CCl.35
Cheap.
Howell—Every man has hts price
Howell—Well. 1 wouldn't have to
borrow money to pay yours
Strong Winds and Sand Storms
cvuse granuB; r. . :' the eyelid* PETTIT’S
E\ F > \L\ F an : quickly relieve*
A. drug..-:* or 1! ward !Sro»..Buffah\S.Y.
For almost everybody, the course of
life is fixtd by Inexorable necessities.
Not ole in a thousand is tree to
choose the life he would care for.—
Dickinson.
Imoortc’.nt to hi others
Fxan i.e cart f ully every bet tie of
CASTOR. A. a sate and sure remedy lor
infants and children, and see that it
Eears the
Signature of
m Fse For Over SO Years.
The Kind You Have Always Bought.
A Realist on Hope.
WUliam ihau Howells, discussing
realism at one of his Sunday after
noons in New York, let fall a neat
epigram on tope
"Hope." said the famous novelist,
“is not. really, an angel in a dia
phanous robe of white, but only the
wisp of hay held before a donkey a
nose to make him go."
With a Sour Laugh.
A Chicago editor has brought from
London an amusing story about Hunt
phrey Ward
"Humphry Ward." he srid. was ia
Lis bachelor days, a really well-known
art critic. But new!
"1 met Hum; hrv Ward at a dinnet
In Soho, and he said to roe. with a
sour laugh:
" 'When a girl wants to retire from
the world and be lest in oblivion, she
has to enter a nunnery. But a man.
to achieve the same end. need only
marry a famous woman.'"
He Was a Boston Boy.
“Your little boy must In- very In
telligent.” said a visitor to a Boston
school teacher whose five year-o'd son
was forming Greek words with build
lng blocks.
"Intelligent!" exclaimed the i-ro.id
parent. "He is phenomenally gifted.
As an example of hi.* early erudition,
what do you suppose were the first
w ords he ever spoke T"
" Papa' and mamma F “
"Stuff and nonsense!" ejaculated the
father, in a tone c disgust. "Why, the
day he was 12 months old he suddenly
laid down his algebra and said to me:
•Fr.tber. the longer 1 live the more in
dubitable proofs 1 perceive that them
is in Boston as much culture to the
square inch as there ever was in the
ambient area of ancient-Athens" “
STOPPED SHORT
Taking Tonics, and Bibit Up on
Right Food.
The mistake is frequently made of
trying to build up a worn-out nervous
system on so-called tor.ics—drugs.
New material from which to rebuild
wasted nerve cells is vrhat should be
supplied. ar.d this can be obtained
or.lv from proper food.
"Tw o years ago I fohad myself c*
the verge o' a complete nervous cel
lapse, due to overwork and study, and
to i'lness in the fhtnily," writes a Wis
consin young mother.
"My friends became alarmed be
er use I grew pale and thin and could
not sleep nights. J took various tonics
prescribed by physicians, hut their
eTscts wore ofT shortly after 1
stopped taking them. My food did
not seem to nour-'sh me and 1 gained
no flesh nor b'ood
"Reading of Grspe-Xuts. 1 de
termined to stop the tonics and see
what a charge of diet vocll do. I
ate Gmpe-M.ts four times a day,
with cream ait., drank milk also, went
to bed early after eating a dish of
Grape-Nuts.
"la about two weeks 1 w as sleeping
soundly. In a short time gained J*
pounds In weight and felt like n
d T. rent woman. My mtlc daughter
whom 1 was obliged to keep out of
school last spring on account of
chronic catarrh has chanced from n
thin. pale, nervous child to a rosy,
healthy girl and has gone hack to
school this fall.
"Crare-Xuts and fresh air were tho
only s-gents used to accomplish tho
happy results."
Read "The Road to WelbriUe." te
pkgs. "There's a Reason."
Kver read the »Ww tevteet A owe
•»e aearar* teem that tv tlei. IV |
•rv Itrchlitt. tree, nt ten vt Ournoo
tattmt.