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•*A*r exi ca* |rt marriage icmaer !
H e f 'ttteg harder aad harder
('•«** the new rates of lots La!! we
bedere there wBJ »tJU he work for the
»•< the amhatonce drtier*
The chill fedt to the air 1* doe partly
to th* ad wanned season. aad partly to
•he Inevitable aotama ml bills
fWLali at wtam t colleges would
he grand preperattow for the rtem
of tatrgato-cowtter rsthmf
* f'ahlwnia girl of 7 years (peaks
wtae language* aay* aa egchang*. aad
•e presame ahe ewitru her parent*
Ik ah of theta
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That Furl* j rofeswr who reeom
meads dertUbh aa household pets,
deet wot aay whether th y a ill Lark
^ at the teal!; taaary.
^ . According u, the health depart meet
Sy Kants •«, glee the human rae»
an -ho Idle* (hat H all] remember be
tore r*« Wblhf ta »he frwat
Prtoc**1 aai H>a wanted a dartlm*
aap and showed hi* familiarity with
ty taking It In Phil
■ —
’tree lee* .e-de have just
e*c Evidently Part*
! th' fact that pay-enter
»nr* are to^g aaed here not*
A Cfta* 1 bergutraster complain*
«f the arandgi mot gerteg of the won.
ea *h* bar* nothing to do at Lome
1*0*. t they p ay bridge whist to hi*
town*
aui for the bem-ftt of one's
health should he ck-oed by the public
with M open tr.nd until !k Woods
Uab liMtu has ea pruned Lis opinion ;
U ibt prarlit*
Ale ut the only crettorr capable of ,
lad us tg a LuLUU- skirts, uiithu
and f.joiball wltbuu: danger ol frac
turtag something U (he jactly lamoua
boneless codfish
She-eloea of uarriors *itfc torsi
hare been found ta t'di'urtiii tt'Ut
»T« ft they must base had in the prize
tfk*» of those days »hs tbe < tain
pit-* larked them*
That cool mate, predicted by the
weather bureau Menu to has* tin
fertd oiernuct an its may Still It Is
a pretty gool for* east to atlrk to at
this time of the seer
They are telling of a romance which
begin to na heru|<laae Still, that is
he poor a place for tender ylicm and
gentle prearute* at hands as a canoe,
which is no place- at all
Tbe astronomers hare cow formed
» star trust This ta no doubt a re
sult at the ruinous competition at tbe
time of the star of the tote llr Hal
ley s ghost 1 u »--miaoatty
They are trying to induce society
women to refrain from »mug«!ing by
tdlla* them It ta wa ked But potsl
My the fact of hs wickedness will
only add rest to tbe game
—
Tbe men who are safety married
should be thankful they bare had
their travail and are through uitfe it
Ptaklos dsrrwt that hereafter a mas
mast propone on his knees
According to the araUable statistics
only M persons hare erer dsed frott.
snake Mte to this country. But these
ftftrf f wlQ Btt fl.«» tamkc- «
Mte<crf tedustrr u» Uarni^fc
—
If the humble janitor whoa fat
dwellers would regjlate with law and
order, erer asserts bit prer -gatlre
name cold winter moralrg. the fat
due»:»-r may be beseeching :•»*--ad of ’
founding
—
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ssy* that the bobble rblrt U aa or!
har<- of aasl'y Has fcr «n bad bl«
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«b' » P***1* **• a laery caaie.
tart *t It a teriov* <s«dot «(!i vfcirfc j
<a* «r the WltUtStot nwli a HI |k
called *• •• ««dee Of raw. the lav
la alvayt a HcrM teaUtutloa bat
la ace ht iear**4 espaveMt uni*
grit* srttb the trtauot Umhaiioes of'
<tr cnv: latrtm brv It at:- -?b«a*
CO ttrfcV (be rtabObki of (be cation !
«-bea C*W Zeppchs bat lareated
as airrtip (hat v«a i < veil j
Chick aria*.** bat made ngU atittc*
A tceat is Parti bad be* than
(rsrsand becavae. rasria* la froc: of
a frtchtaned bone, the vat unable
I*-escape striae to the both!. »urt
she s*v Vary likely (be vearm
od tMt Mlsrtr garb weld Joi* v**
rs or gasses* gtwton^-*
HUGHES AS SUPREME COURT JUSTICE
■
WASHINGTON -Charles E. Hugnes, former governor of New York, al
ready is deep in his new work as a member of the United States Su
preme Court. He takes the greatest interest in the labor and his as
on the tp-n'-h have found him ?o be an indefatigable worker who
toes at the tasks before him with refreshing vim.
PIGEON IS EXTINCT
'0 Declares Game Commissioner
of Pennsylvania.
Dr. Xalbfus Asserts That Those Who
Claim to Have Seen Wild Birds
Are Merely Careless Ob
servers.
Harrisburg. Pa.—To the ever recur
. *-!:t question. "Are there any wild
gcons in PennsylvaniaV Chief Game
- rot<-etor Joseph Kalbfus once more
-newer* an emphatic ■"no.”
J>r Kaiblus has been investigating
•H Subject on his own hook, and in
<-operation with other seekers after
.‘.v ledge for years, but feels that the
■ id pigeon, or passenger pigeon, is
' -it. i.-.t only in Ptnnsylvauia. but
m ghout the world, notwithstanding
• 1 orti to th#r < ontrary.
* lor the disappearance of
* b:rd. which existed in flocks of
.51.cn* a generation ago. can only be
: lectured, but it seems that other
*■ * beside wanton destruction bv
an are found. Hr. Kalbfus sums up
;:-r—ral situation in a letter on
- subject, which he wrote to a group
A ;oca* sportsmen who asked him for
• urination on the subject. He wrote:
So many inquiries are coining to
;.iC regarding the presence of wild
gcoa* in the L'niied States that I
•Link it best to write you this short
■ i er explanatory of our understand
• g of this matter. For some years
^5 certain individuals have been at
-mpting to collect data that would
rove the presence of the wild pigeon
-mewhere in the United States or ill
be world
In the Forest and Stream Issue of
ptember 3 will be found an article
■jf C. F Hodge, who is connected with
• e Clark university. Worcester. Mass.,
-o las been for some years past
•-•■s' gating this matter. This gen
-.Ui writes that h- has received sev
al hundred communications relative
0 this matter but that up to this
irce he has failed to prove the pres
,;f * 1-as -ng. r pigeon anywhere
U the United States
Many people write him that they
ire certain of their identification, that
ey know what wild pigeons are and
re sure the birds are passenger pig
OBS Investigation has Invariably
proved them to be turtle doves or the
•>:-nd tail pigeon, or some bird other
as our passeng-r pigeon. Mr Hodge
m concluding his article that
•bile h.s investigation is not encour
^ng It does not prove beyond the
TJ. stion of a doubt that passenger
1 igeons may not yet be found and he
T roposes io continue his investigation
>r another year. This, it seems to
-e. covers tm ground absolutely no
'tSe recce what reports may be
ranted in the newspapers: no single
instance of the existence in the United
'tales of the pres nee of the wild pig
•on has been proved.
Many reasons for the disappearance
i of the pigeon have been made; the one
that seems to be the most plausible
to me is that during the time when
these birds were everywhere, there
was a horde of predatory birds and
animals living upon them, following
them up and doj^n in their passage
through the country. For some rea
son during the year 1679 vast numbers
of these birds were destroyed either
by geese or by being blown to sea
; *n Ot* Pacific, sailors reporting that
; they sailed for many hours through
Heating dead pigeons. This, it seems
to me. depleted the supply to sueh an
J extent that those remaining were not
abie to withstand the attacks of their
many enemies and gradually fell a
i I>rey to those enemies until they be
[ came extinct."
CITY DF_CONGRETE
Kingston, Capital of Jamaica, Is
Completely Restored.
Buildings Are as Nearly Fireproof as
It Is Possible to Make Them—
New City Is Immense
Improvement.
Kingston, Jamaica.—Kingston, the
city which was wrecked by earth
quake and ruined more completely by
fire in January, 1907, again takes its
place as the largest city In the West
Indies outside of Havana. The work
of restoration is almost complete, and
although a few vacant sites remair
unocupied the principal shopping cen
ters and the residential area have all
been built up. The new Kingston is
an immense improvement upon that
which went to pieces In the catas
trophe, and there are still works of
public improvement to be underta
ken.
Almost without exception the new
store buildings are of reinforced con
crete and are as nearly fireproof as lo
cal conditions have made it possible.
The principal streets are adorned by
colonnades, seme of a very imposing
; character. In King street all the pub
lic offices have been brought together
in one block; and another simiiai
block is about to be erected. The
architect of these blocks of buildings
is Sir Charles Nicholson, who cam"
specially from England to Jamaica to
study the site and prepare the plans.
The first block has cost ${00,000.
There is a sense of public disappoint
ment at Its appearance. For one thing,
it is not regarded as being as attrac
tive as a building of its kind ought to
be. The government authorities, how
ever, profess themselves to be quite
satisfied with the results and proposet
to have the second block built along
identical lines.
Public gardens and open spaces
adorn the principal section of the city,
the sites of these having been acquired
by the government at considerable
cost, much against the wish of the
taxpayers. The results have, however, ;
more than justified the expenditure,
and Kingston is today more of a tropi
cal town than it has ever been before
within modern times.
The government buildings and tht
splendid structures of the Bank o!
Nova Scotia have served to alter en
tirely the appearance of King street
from the sea northward. The harbor
front has been completely restored
and there is now talk of a sea wall or
esplanade being constructed, not only
to facilitate shipping, but to serve as
a driveway or promenade. Plans are
also under consideration for the con
struction of a new park to cover about
forty-five acres of land.
Copenhagen’s Deer Park.
Copenhagen, Denmark, has the lar
gest park of any city in the world. Its
area is about 4,200 acres.
GUINEA HENS ARE ANNOYING
Neighbors Simply Will Not Endure
Longer Screeching of Fowls—
Vary Tune Nightly.
South Norwalk. Conn.—Two hun
dred calliope lunged guinea hens
owned by Miss Sarah L. Davenport of
Wilton are now giving nocturnal con
certs to the great annoyance of Miss
1 Davenport's neighbors, whose protests
iast spring forced her to get rid of 300
dogs.
Affairs have come to a pass now
where Miss Davenport's neighbors will
extend the freedom of the city to the
dogs if she will only consent to chase
| the guinea hens.
In desperation, residents of Wilton,
a short distance from here, have asked
11. D. Ogden of New York to dig up
a law which will force Miss Davenport
to gag her pets between sunrise and
sunset. It was Mr. Ogden who pro
cured the court order prescribing capi
tal punishment for every one of Miss
Davenport's dogs, but when constables
went to execute the order the animals
had been shipped beyond the danger
zone.
Soon afterward Miss Davenport es
tablished a vocal conservatory for ambi
tious guinea hens and at the present
■ lime she has 200 promising perform
ers. mostly sopranos, under her care.
They change the opera every night
and on Sunday night give an extra
performance.
An old law has been resurrected
which makes it a misdemeanor to har
bor any beast or bird that cries,
whines, cackles or barks during sleep
ing hours, and the chances are that
the guinea hens will be asked to show
cause- in a few days.
Miss Davenport is one^the most in
teresting women in this part of the
state. Of a distinguished family, pos
sessed of great wealth, she tired of
travel and settled on a large farm in
Wilton about twelve years ago. She
took a fancy to dogs, and soon had a
fine kennel, which included Prince
Leo, valued at $10,000.
To Free Game Birds.
Portland. Ore.—Hungarian part
ridges will be introduced into eastern
Oregon and Washington this fall
Sixty pairs of the birds will be or
dered from the east. They are ex
pected to arrive in about two weeks,
and will be liberated in the hills near
Dayton, Wash.
It is believed that these birds will
do well in the grain-growing districts,
where they will be introduced. They'
are prolific, beautifully colored, hardy
and gamy. The birds will be pro
tected until 1913, when it is though';
they will have become sufficiently
plentiful in the grain fields to allow
of their being hunted.
I
Deer in Colorado.
Borthoud, Colo.—Under the strin
gent game laws and the short open
season, deer are growing more plenti
ful each year and this year the hunt
ers have in nearly all cases obtained
venison.
Deer meat was eaten in many Der
thoud homes last week, despite th«
fact that the weather has been un
favorable.
In two instances recently deer wer«
sighted within two hours’ drive fron
the city, several parties going out it
automobiles and obtaining shots.
Honor for Captain Sealby. •
Ann Arbor. Mich.—Captain Sealby
hero of the disaster to the steamei
Republic in 1909. has bean elected
vice-president of the junior law class
of the University of Michigan. Captain
Sealby entered the law department ol
the university last year, having given
up a seafaring life after his ship was
wrecked in a collision with the steam
er Florida.
MAN ABOVE ANY mechanism
Prof. Amir Believes Human Machine
Will Never Be O.splaced—Made
Many Measurements.
f*arlv—1 hit machinery never can
-'place cb«- workicgtnan is the condu
rjua which Prof. Jules Ainar has re
ported to the Academy of Sciences.
a;»er an interesting study of the maa
inrMii.
"I took aa the basis of my study.”
vplained the professor, "the principle
"hat a man who eats liberally ought
recuperate in weight every 24
i-owrs. u his weight lessens he works
* eseesr. but if his s eight increases
te has cot expended the maximum ef
sart. Alter hundreds of measurements,
overt a*, a considerable period. I found
that :h» human machine gives a profit
of 22 to 20 per cent- on the expendi
ture. but that the best artificial ma
chine returns only 14 per cent. It is
apparent that man is superior to all
mechanisms. Man. however, always
uastes energy during the first Eve
c-rates of work, before regaining his
equilibrium.
Soldiers ought to be able to march
35 kilometers (21 miles) a day at the
rate of live and a half kilometers
(three and one-third miles) an hour,
carrying 45 kilogrammes (99 pounds).
Negroes, whom 1 studied in Algeria,
show superior resistance, but less in
tensity than white men. The mau-ma
| chine will always be superior In dell
| eacy. though naturally Inferior in
strength and speed.”
Studies of an English scientist, who
has discovered that Mondry's labor is
i the most inferior and luesday’s the
most superior, owing to the curious
action of .Sunday as a rest day. and
that the wtrkmen who does not rest
gradually loses his energy, are arous
. ing keen interest among French sci
entists. The lassitude of the French
workman on Monday is proverbial.
Obstacles a Help.
Obstacles become pedestals to the
man determined to overcome them.
Buy* Land as Joke, Hit* Oil.
Texas. "Lucky” John
O Neill, the oil operator, brought in
two wells, flowing 1.000 and 1 ‘•00 bar
rels. respectively, on his large’st find
four miles from the Humble field on
the San Jacinta river, in Harris coun
ty.
This Is a new oil field of 1$9 acres,
every foot of which O’Neill says is
proven. Several test wells had been
sunk on the land three years ago and
alt proved dusters.
Four months ago the owner offered
the land for $200 and O’Neill, as a
joke, bought it. remarking that if it
ever turned out oily he would give the
owner a liberal royalty.
He has refused $50,000 for his In
terest from a Texas company.
Tin in His Eye 22 Years.
Kansas City. Mo.—A piece of tin
embedded 23 years ago at the base of
the left eye of Louis Lebaron was re
moved the other day by a surgeon.
Hew True I
“Homely women angle for men.*
says the Philosopher of Folly, "but a
pretty girl depends on her curves"
t PEOPLE TALKED ABOUT
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RAILROAD HEAD RESIGNS
Marvin Hughitt, who has been president of
the Chicago and Northwestern Railway company
for nearly 24 years, has given up that position to
accept the chairmanship of the board of direc
tors. Mr. Hughitt. who is in his seventy-third
year, is in many ways one of the most remark
able men in the railway service. There probably
is no man in the railroad world today who is
more widely known and yet about whom so little
is known in detail as Mr. Hughitt. This is the
result of a lifelong policy of doing things rather
than of talking.
He was bcru in Genoa. Cayuga county, N. Y.. .
in 1837, and began his career as a telegraph oper
ator at Albany for the New York and Buffalo
Telegraph company in 1852. In 1854 he located
in Chicago aud w orked as an operator for the Illi
cols and Missouri Telegraph company. Mr. Hughitt entered the railway serv
ice in 1856, and until 1862 he was consecutively superintendent of telegraph
and train master of the St. Louis. Alton and Chicago at Bloomington. From
1862 to 1864 he was superintendent of the southern division of the Illinois
Central.
It was during the latter period that Mr. Hughitt performed an operating
feat that has never been surpassed. The government suddenly called upon
the road to move a large detachment of troops at a time when the road
*as flooded with traffic. The force became somewhat demoralized at the
magnitude of ihe problem, whereupon Mr. Hughitt took his place at the dis
patchers key and performed the task without interruption to traffic, at the
expense of 72 hours of continuous service. When he awakened two days
later he found that he had been promoted to the position of general superin
tendent of the road.
In 18.0 Mr. Hughitt left the service of the Illinois Central to become gen
eral manager of the St. Paul road, and a year later George M. Pullman
induced him to become the manager of the Pullmaa company. Mr. Hughitt
in 1872 accepted the position of general superintendent of the Northwestern
■■ai'.road, after which his rise to the presidency was rapid and was marked
b>' the constantly increasing Importance of the system in the western rail
road world.
One of the most remarkable things about the chairman of the North
western’s board is the fact that at the age of seventy-three he is able to do
md does a more strenuous day’s work than most railway presidents who are
15 years younger. The fact that he came from sturdy stock, there being
five living generations in the Hnghitt family, with the fact also that he
took the most perfect care of himself, accounts for his remarkable activity, j
FRENCH REPUBLIC’S MASTER |
The great railroad strike in France brought
more than ever to the notice of the world a re
markable man. On the reassembling of the cham
ber of deputies Premier Briand created some
thing of a sensation by declaring that he ha.l
proof, through confessions of the leaders of the
recent railroad strike, that there was a deliberate
plot to ruin France by violence, anarchy and civil
war.
Briand. now prime minister and master of the
French republic, was nobody ten years ago. At
thirty-five he was an outsider, and, worse, seem
ingly a failure even as a lawyer. Suddenly he
willed, and all came easy to him. Easy is the.
word that seems to characterize him now and
then.
Only genius could have led the ease-loving,
hail-fellow. cafe charmer—half newspaper man. half lawyer without cases—
in ten years to dizzy power as the great man of France. The public is still
astounded. He remains a bundle of contradictions. As cabinet minister,
successively, of public instruction, beaux arts, cultes. justice and interior,
he appeared a laborious specialist of each.
Bern ia the dull Breton port of St. Nazaire. he conquered a degree of
law. \\ ould he have been content to plead party wall cases, marry an;
$8,000 dot. play the violin, sing admirably, beat them all at billiards and talk
politics? He was not of the ruling set of St. Nazaire. Possibly resentful,
possible great-hearted, he certainly felt for the workingmen, who at once
understood him and swore by him.
Buying a second-hand press in Paris, he took it from the freight office
alone with a horse and wagon, and with one boy put it together, set the type
and launched the Democracy of the West. Briand excited great animosity
of the ruling classes, and so. for one reason or another, he got himself dis
barred as a lawyer.
He quit St. Nazaire. his career apparently broken at the start, and began
to write. Paris socialists were edified by the young stranger’s grasp of their
subjects. His articles in the Lanterne became at once noled for their clear
ness anil boldness. They expressed the discontented workingman to him
self—as if it were the workingman who wrote them.
He walked into the sovereign office of French deputy, first in 1902. again
in 1906. and now, as simply, he has walked into the cabinet—and put himself
at its head. No one realizes how he does it. All happens tranquilly without
fireworks. He steps through cruel difficulties without effort.
MISTRESS OF BIG MANSION
After nine years the most costly house in
America has been finally completed, and presid
ing over it will be a petite young lady who has
won her way to this queenly position through
a courtship w*hich once threatened to upset a sec
tion of Washington politics. The house is that
of Senator W. A. Clark of Montana and New
York, and is situated at the corner of Fifth ave
nue and Seventy-seventh street. Manhattan.
The house, when viewed from the exterior,
appears rather heavy and massive for the space
occupied, but. once within, one appreciates the
real harmony of it all. Each of the nine stories
is massed w ith every conceivable adjunct of com
fort and luxury; from top to bottom is a store or
storied wealth and mechanical device unsur
passed in the modern construction cf house hniM
Ing. The bare structure alone cost J.>,000.000.
And the copper king has reared this palace for one who not so many
years ago was the daughter of a poor physician In Montana. At that time
her name was Anna La Chappelle. and her father, dying penniless com
mended her to the care of Senator Clark, urging his interest in her musical <
talent.
The senator sent his ward to the Boston Conservatory of music where
her progress was so marked as to cause him to send her to Paris to'perfect
her studies. It was during this period, says Human Life, that the senator
began to realize that his affection for his ward was of more than the fatherlv
order. While society was busy linking bis name with that of nearly every
eligible young lady, he became assured his ward's feelings were the same a<=
his own, and asked her to become his wife.
RESEMBLES “FIGHTING BOB '~l
John C. Hartignn, BrBigadier-General of the
Nebraska National Guard, frequently designated
as the prototype of Fighting Bob" Evans is a
conspicuous figure, particularly in the West at
the present time. Forty years of age. a native
of Missouri, he is described as a natural born
fightter who never knows when he Is beaten
From boyhood Hartigan was always "ticking
somebody. After his school days were over he
licked his opponents iu two races for the mayor
alty at Fairbury. in 1S97 he went to the Philip
pines as a private soldier and came home a cap
tain. He did some gallant work in active serv
ice. and on his return was successively promoted
to his present position of honor and usefulness.
Hartigan is known as a knight of the mailed
fist, and he is one->o-ten shot as a favorir.-. ._
of Nebraska. The force and efficiency 01 h»s military career have been fully
demonstrated to his admiring fellow citizens, and it has come about ths't
Hartigan bas overbalanced the popularity of that other illustrious Nebraskan
William Jennings Eryan. Westerners admire pluck, and it is said that Harti
gan has lets of it.
Not Much of a Prize.
The first prise in a lottery held at
a fete at Ableiges. ia France, was
kept a secret until the drawing took
place, when the winner found, to his
horror, that it consisted of two
graves, on which Bowers were to be
planted at the expense of the gitrer.
The giver is a florist and also the
local grave-disge
True Praise and Flattery.
The unctuous hypocrite is in such
contrast »ith the man of honor as is
the slanderer and scandal monger
i he fair and open face of honest
praise, the caress of true affection in
speech, the thrilling verdict of solid
elorr‘ *** ** f*r away
A?'* *s ,he are from
ood puddles.
COLDS
BREED
CATARRH
Her Terrible Experience Shows
How Perena Should Be io Ever/
Howe to Prevent Colds.
Mrs. C. S.
Sage rser.
1311 Wood
land Ave..
Kansas
City. Mo,
sprites:
“I feel It
a duty to
you and to
others that
.nay be af
flicted like
myself, to
speak for
Peruna.
“My trou
ble first
came after
la gr ippa
eight or
nine years
ago. a gath
ering In my
head and
neuralgia. I
suite red
most all the
time. My
nose, ears
and eyes
were badly
Mrs. C. S. Sagers??.
the last two rears. I think from your
description of Internal catarrh that I
must have had that also. I suffered
very severely.
•Nothing ever relieved me like Fe
runa. It keeps me froiu taking cold.
“With the exception of som* deaf
ness I am feeling perfectly cured. I
am forty-six years old.
“I feel that words are Inadequate to
express my praise for Peru ha.”
Catarrh in Bad Form.
Mrs. Jennie T>arUng. R. F. Ik 1.
Smyrna Mills, Maine, writes: “I was
unable to do my work for four years,
as I had catarrh In a bad form. I
coughed incessantly, and got so weak
and was confined to my bed.
“Feruna came to my relief and by
faithfully using it. I am able to do my
work. Peruna Is the best medicine that
I ever took.”
Collateral.
"Can you offer any security?”
“Well, I'm willing to leave my
wife”
Beware of Ointments for Catarrh
that Contain Mercury,
u mercury wiu surely destroy the ee-.se o!
and completely derange the who.- system niicn
entering It through the tnucou- euriacrr. Such
articles should never he used except on preecr*p
tons from reputable physician* as the daraxge they
will do hi ten told to the good you car po«kbly de
rive from them. Hall's Catarrh Cure, manufactured
by F. J. Cfcencv * Co.. Toledo, O, cocita ns r.o mer
cury. and Is taken Paternally, act teg directly upon
the Mood and mucous xurfnces o? the r.-su-'n. fa
buytag Hall's Ontxrrh Cure be «ure you frt ?be
mulne. It Is taken toter'&Jly. and made in Toledo,
Ob*o. by F. J. Cheney A Ox IbettHMCtal* free.
Sold by Druemsts. Pree T?c. per bottle.
Tike Half's Family Pil.s for coasUputioc.
A Sure Sign.
“I understand. Sir. Reuben." said
the visiter, “that your son is devoted
to the turf."
"Ya-as, I reckon he is," said the old
man. "Jabei kin lay down on the
grass for hull hours 'thouht makia’ no
j complaint."—Harper's Weekly.
Strong Preaching.
The minister's eight-year-old dangh
j ter was returning with her parents»"
| from church, where the district super- ,
! intendent had that morning occupied
j the pulpit.
“Oh, father." asked the little girl.
! her face alive wiih enthusiasm. ' Don't
■ you think Brother C. is a very strong
1 preacher? I do."
'Gratified by this evidence of un
usual intelligence on the part of his
offspring, the minister eagerly in
quired into her reasons for her state- n
' ment. ^
"Oh." replied the little miss, art
lessly. "didn't you see how the dust
rose when he stamped his feet?"—
Judge.
On Authority cf Teacher.
A quick-witted boy. asking food at
a farmhouse too recently ravaged by
other hungry fishing truants, was told
that he was big enough to wait until
he got home.
"or course, if you hare children
with you-•' hesitated the kiudly
woman of the house, and was imme
diately informed that there were ala
children in the party.
"No. 1 don't tell a fib. neither." was
the iudignant protest later drawn
forth by the condemnation of on* who
had shared the good bread and butter -w<
thus secured. "Fib nothin'. We're
children stx times over. We're chil
dren of our father and mother, chil
dren of God. children of our country.
; children of the church an' children of
grace- Teacher said so last Thursday
and 1 guess she ought to know."
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So Convenient
So Economical j
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