Loop City Northwestern
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JOHNNY EVERS IS DISABLED
Second Baseman Evers.
The moil Important r(ic«M in the
r«h» iutHmll nuw-tune ts* broken
• h*-n i«e< .-t>d i:>M-iiuu Johnny Kiel*
bmi.r ‘ :» U-* in a recent &ame at
( If* UltLati
Kirr> »i)l lw laid i;i three months
-s4 *he (rttiunr tnav :mt him out of
bmeiall. or. *» <u the a*e with
Mike ltonlis he nay hate to rest the
ir* a tear Me « as sliding 'o the plate
and nngh* t:<« oo* The enrfc of the
bone • ** tulMt to tie ' road in the
grand stand
l't)» art sere rushed to bis aid.
•fciie Evers la? s' re-iniitut »ith pain
Tie n;art is a -rr.;< and fraiture and
*enou*. *he y»i<*ians say.
Zimmerman. the Cubs tay, will play
as good a tielding game as Evers or
very near it and will probably hit
harder, but the brilliant science, the
directing skill of Evers will be gone
—the great c'ub machine is shattered.
tlarry Herrmann rushed his big
auto to the siwt and Evers was taken
to the Seton hospital, with Overall
as escort. The little fellow was suf
fering terribly and the blood poured
from the splintered bone. dripping
down upon the path. Nevertheless
he was game, and remarked to Over
all. who was holding the broken leg:
“You handle that like a cabbage.”
TWO NEW MINNESOTA STARS
£rda*> at Fail Back and Brcmiey,
Left Guard. Make Spiencd
$►:» 'j m Game.
T*o tK-w Miaoecuta star* rune In
to pfoBiiartwr is the zw played
wftfe g*rab Iiakota. Bronley, left
guard. 2id Krdafcl. a bo a as subbing
*t f-iU bark for Captain Johns* on It
ru ErtsU f heau'iful thirty-live yard
ru -ff St.-th [itknU't right tackle
Full Back Erflahl.
'hat br»njght th<- gopher touchdown
i< tbs first Laif Krdahl madf several
other runs of consequence and Mc
Oot <m and K'>senmald added some of
their slippery sprints.
Miss Tennis Victor.
Mainv-icinc ;h- steadiness that has
a * her every match. Miss Louise
Hammond of S>» York, the eastern
woman's 'etmn • (lampion, defeated
Mrs ilarear iYaltarh of Newport and
\e» York in 'he challenge match the
other day for ’he Long-wrod cup. The
nsa'rb »<st three s~ts and the scores
»ere t—C. *—J. S—2.
Canadtans Buy Foxhounds.
Ten eouplts of foi hounds of the
Cfcev- Chase Hub's park have been
sold to a Canadian club This is said
!» -he firs- time a Canadian hunting
* : b has recognised the merit of Amer
• an bounds, the purchase of the Cana
: ns fc-.thi rto having been made in
Kcsiand
Shevlm at Minneapolis.
Tom ShevSsn is helping conch the
Minnesota linemen.
CATCHER HELPS A PITCHER
Often Happens Backstop Is Man to
Whom Credit Is Due for Success—
Another Side to Tale.
Hitcher* often owe much of their
sucre** to their catcher, but there is
another side to the picture The pitch
er .i.ukes the catcher sometimes.
: i: Ttatst often it is the* case the
at l.er or the pitcher makes his
lame and success by his own ability,
independent of his battery mate. But
«ha' a cinch it is for a catcher who
doe- the backstopping for such an ac
complished pitcher as Mathewson. His
name is linked with Mathewsons in
the battery honors that accrue, and
with Mathewsons unusual control and
head work his receiver has a much
easier came to catch than if he were
receiving for some pitcher who did'
not know the batters and who was
wild and hard to handle.
SkiltuI or not on his own hook, the
catcher who handles Mathewson s de
livery is fortunate, if he is a star
catcher so muehcthe better. Three
oackstoj s have been associated to the
^oint of reputa'ion w ith Mathew son
sinre he became a star. They are
Warner, liresnahan and Meyers.
Others nave caught him. but these
three have done most of the catching
for him. It was in connection with
Mathew son that liresnahan w orked
his ".ay into the baseball limelight,
though a sterling catcher on his own
account. His all around ability too
helped liresnahan to a deserved repu
'at.on as a player of the front rank,
I yet since he severed relations with
i the New York club it is as a manager
lather than as a backstop that he has
remained prominent.
Johnny Kling needed no Mordecai
Itrown :o bring him to the front as a
• rack au her. for Kling has been a
backstop in a thousand and has done
more to make pitchers than pitchers
ever did to enhance his reputation.
Wilbert Kobinson made pitchers in
tli* old Oriole days and made ordi
nary pitchers do first-class work by
his coaching, advice and general abil
l.v. Kussell Ford of the Highlanders
is a great pitcher and association
•vith him increases the fame of his
atelier. but the fact must not be
>i*-rlook<-d ’hat Kd Sweeney has had
i good deal to do with his success.
, Sneenev understands the vagaries of
Ford's spit ter as nobody else does and
vithout him Ford doesn't do so well
with his freak moist ball.
\ j i uuuk aim liuu tTiger, eacn
great on his own merits, nevertheless
helped boost each other a great deal.
Young, by the way. is not in all re
spects an easy pitcher to catch. He
has fine control and is a good general,
but he throws what is known as
heavy s|»eed. Given a catcher with a
certain amount of native ability and
I Walter Johnson, the speediest pitcher
j in the game, will do more to make
that catcher than the latter will do to
make him.
Any catcher would be helped by
1 such a pitcher as Render, a twirler
who can come pretty near putting
j the ball where he expects to put it.
j When the eccentric Waddell was with
the Athletics Schreckengost did most
of his catching and contributed a
good deal toward the HJube's effective
ness. but so far as reputation want
Waddell did much more to spread
Schreck's than Schreck did toward
making the Rube famous.
New Football Rules.
It is puzzling the fan to tell
whether the new football rules gives
*he small schools a chance. Some
critics declare they do and some are
equally sure they do not.
ALWAYS WAS A BALL pla t til
Roger Bresnahan. Manager and Cap
tain of St. Louis Cardinals,
Tells of His Start.
By ROGER BRESNAHAN.
(Copyright, 1S10, by Joseph B. Bowles.)
When asked to tell how I got my
start I came near hacking out. Then
I thought that perhaps my experiences
might help young fellows.
I made so many starts that I hardly
know where 1 did start. 1 always was
a ball player, and from the time I
could play e\en decently I wanted to
play professionally.
Xow the first point in my advice to
young fellows is this: that they find
: out where they belong and what they
want to do heiore they try anything
This I think applies to other lines of
business as well as to baseball. A
! young player w ho is seriously think
! 'fig of going into baseball as a pro
fession ought to study himself and
study the game. He ought to decide
for himself just what position he is
best equipped to fill, and then study
that position until he knows all the
angles and all the difficulties. He
must adapt himself to a certain style
of play, adapt his throwing to that
position and study it. 1 say this be
cause baseball has become a game of
specialists and a third baseman Is as
different from a shortstop as a catch
er is from a center fielder. The throw
is different and the style of handling
j ground balls entirely changed.
1 know these things because I did i
not know, when 1 started to play ball
where I belonged and this lack ol
knowledge ot myself came near send
ing me to the bush leagues for life oi
out of the business entirely. It was
only my ability to hit that kept me it
the game long enough to discover that
I was a catcher. As a boy I had play j
ed all positions, pitched, caught and
played both the infield and outfield
and instead of realizing that I was
making a mistake I rather prided my
self on the fact that I was an all
round player. As a result, when 1
started out professionally I found my
! self jack of all trades and master of
none. I started as a pitcher. I had
Roger Bresnahan.
immense speed, was wild, and didn't j
know the first thing about pitching j
except to heave the ball and curve it j
which is just the start of pitching j
I would advise all players to stick j
to one position and learn that. If a
man learns one position well he has
about all he can do in the big leagues
BAR OYSTERS IN TRAINING
Cleveland Team Figures That Seduc
tive Bivalve Caused Illness Among
Men Last Spring.
If the plans* of the management of
the Cleveland club are carried out,
there will not be a repetition of the
experience of last spring when the ma
jority of the players departed from
New Orleans much run down in health
and minus considerable weight. As the
result of that trip, the club lost the
services of Nig Clarke for the greater
part of the season, while others were
not ready until midsummer. One, Ter
ry Turner, has managed to play all
year, but he has never been able to re
gain the r" pounds he lost in the
spring.
The present scheme is for the Naps
to practice four weeks at Alexandria
and cut the stay at New Orleans. At
the latter place the players will drink
spring water and eat a minimum of
oysters, no matter how tempting the
latter may be. The management fig
ures that it was ‘he oysters rather
than the water that made the Naps
ill last spring.
Maroon Baseball Men Received.
American Ambassador O’Brien the
other day gave a reception at Tokio
to the University of Chicago baseball
players, who. in charge of Prof. Gilbert
A. Bliss, are touring Japan. The
guests included representatives of the
universities of Waseda and Kelo. with
whom games are arranged, Count Oku
ma. president of Waseda, and other
prominent Japanese and distinguished
foreigners.
Already Once.
The architects of the country are
eloviy awakening to the Important
politics of the plumber and steam
fitter in the general scheme of build
■~C They yet need, bowerer. much
education.—Domestic rTiflrmfirlni
A Different Audience.
“That author ears he will be appre
ciated by posterity.” “That's good.
If be ts writing for posterity, he has
bo ei' uee for being offended at friends
who don't read his books ”
Pretty Strong Proof
John D. Crimmins. at a St. Patrick's
day dinner in New York, was praising
the good that Irish stock had worked
in America. 'The proof of this good."
said Mr. Crimmins, “la as strong as
the proof of Dawson's marriage. A
man. you know, asked another man if
Dawson was a benedict or a bachelor.
'Well.' was the reply. ‘I don't know
Dawson, so I can't say positively; but
last Sunday morning I saw him push
ing a baby carriage, with a woman on
either side of him, and as I passed the
younger woman said: “You brute,
you've been like that twice this week
—you cant deny it!" And then the
older woman, who looked like, the
younger one's mother, exclaimed:
“Lizzie, if you don’t make him put an
other thimsand od his life before his
liver's altogether gone, you're a bigger
fool than I took you for!"*"
Ribbon Effects
By JULIA BOTTOMLEY.
NOTHING is prettier in ribbon ar
rangements than a bow and ends
in simple cr in elaborate designs.
Hut one may not always arrive at the
desired effect by the use of bows.
A shape may be modified or changed
in appearance by building it in one
direction or another with ribbon ar
ranged in loops. Flower forms may
be copied or simulated, and nothing
is more fashionable than small, com
pact roses and foliage made of rib
bon.
These examples are given here of
ribbon in unusual arrangements. In
the first a cap-like shape covered with
big velvet poppies is lengthened at
the back with wired loops of heavy
fatin ribbon. These bows redeem the
shape, lilting it from the common
place into one of those which the
French have described as "the fleeting
profile” shapes. They are full of
style. The loops in this instance art
made overioops of boned wire sewec
to the shape at the back.
A pretty drooping brimmed rount
hat, having the brim edge finisher
with a shirring of velvet shows plait
ings of ribbon and velvet bows poisef
j together about the round crown. This
| forms a sort of rosette, in which tht
j plaited ribbon sets, and the resul
makes one thing of a flower. In fact
each velvet and ribbon decoration it
I much like a huge pansy in shape
The pretty hat, which is of king';
blue felt, needs no other decoration.
A hat for a miss faced with change
able taffeta gathered in the under
; brim, is bound with a puff of velvet
! A collar of ribbon about the crown it
finished with a very full plaiting o;
shirring of ribbon at the left front
: J>uch a hat is ideal for a miss of 16
or more years, aud is quite within the
| range of amateur millinery to make.
GIRL’S OUTING COSTUME
*
This pretty costume, designed espe
cially for boating or sailing, is of white
linen trimmed with bands of blue and
white striped linen. The skirt is made
with a group of plaits at each side,
above which it is ornamented with
buttons, and is encircled about knee
high, with an inserted band of the
striped linen.
The blouse has a bib-like plastron
of the material ornamented with but
tons. The sailor collar and cuffs are
embroidered with anchors and trim
med with the bands of striped linen.
The odd cravat and the girdle are of
black liberty.
A New Tie.
A fetching new tie that gives a
touch of color to a dark or white cos
tume is made from bias satin or vel
vet formed into inch wide folds. These
are ended with bunches of tiny flow
ers and leaves, while a similar'bunch
holds the leaves together in front.
JEWELS FOR DAY AND NIGHT
Precrous and Semi-Precious Stones
Very Much in Evidence on All
Occasions.
" low-cut necks narrow velvet
collars set with three or five gradu
ated ornaments of paste set in old sil
\ered metal are smart and becoming
Tfcith both afternoon and evening
gowns.
Earrings do much to break the line
of a long neck with a collarless gown.
Lovely new ones are shown in Paris
ian diamonds, colored stones and ba
roque pearls.
A good looking set of earrings has
a bow knot and dangler of diamonds
with baroque drop; another set that
screws on has three baroque pearls,
ow above the other, connected by
jeweled chains with amethyst drops.
A shield-shaped corsage ornament
of Parisian diamonds and French em
eralds, with a shoulder catch to cor
respond. gives a brilliant finish to a
low-necked evening gown.
The woman of bony neck should
purchase one of the high dog col
lars of rows of seed pearls crossed by
narrow side bars and a square cen
tral bar of Parisian diamonds.
For traveling or sports the watch
bracelet is growing in favor. One of
the new ones has a flexible woven
strap and buckle of gold wire set
with a red enamel watch studded in
pearls.
On a gray suede wrist strap is a
small watch of gold rims studded
with alternate rubies and pearls or
sapphires and pearls. Cheaper for
; hard wear are tan or gray suede
i bracelet with a small open-faced gold
[ or silver watch.
A fascinating ornament of French
jewelry that can be used for the hair
or corsage is a pair of Mercury wings
sot to form a hollow that can encircle
the hair knot.
Winter Skirts.
Dance frocks for the debutante, and
those for the theater are made with
short skirts. Skirts for the older
| woman touch the floor, or train slight
| ly. but both classes preserve the ef
, feet of the shackle.1 Some smart
I houses have put out skirts with eight
or ten ^narrow gores, and an occasion
al "picture" skirt is shown which is
full and gathered into a corded round
or pointed waist. Hut these are the
| exception.—Harper's Bazar.
Stenciling Hints.
When steucuuig a design for a
wallpaper frieze, draw the diapered
pattern on heavy paper so as to al
low the skeleton design to hold firm
ly together after the sprays have
been cut out from stencil plates. Cut
out each piece of the drawing with
a sharp knife, and lay it on a rough
piece of the cardboard so that the
Idge of the knife is not turned.
Prepare each piece to resist the
action of the color by sizing or by
shellac dissolved in methylated
spirits.
Mix the color with one-third pic
ture copal varnish and two-thirds
turpentine, using only a small por
tion at a time, as it is very volatile.
Then dab the color all over the sur
face of the design with a stencil
brush. You will then be ready to ap
ply it to the walls.
Black Waist.
The black chiffon blouse over white
or over a silk in Persian colors is
even more popular now than at the
end of last season, when it was hailed
as a novelty. The veiled effect is
more pleasing and satisfactory in
waist than a skirt, since it gives a
color effect which cannot be obtained
by pipings or bands. There is s
beautiful messaline. woven in the
designs and colorings of the famou*
India shawls, which is used exten
sively in combination with black fot
waists. The plain black silk waist*
are worn a great deal. The smartest
of them have a narrow round yoke oi
white lace, which gives them a dressy
appearance, relieving the somberness
of the black.
Hint* for Ironing Day.
Let the busy housewife once try
this plan when ironing, and she will
no longer cling to the old method of
ironing handkerchiefs. Press each
one out carefully with a hot iron, and
lay aside, one on the top of th«
others, in a Hat pile. Later on. while
resting, fold in the usual creases It
is not necessary to the beauty 0f a
handkerchief that the creases be eyj
dent, and in this way the labor ot
ironing is shortened.
OLD SOLDIER WISHES TO HELP
SUFFERERS FROM KIDNEY, LIV
ER AND BLADDER TROUBLES
I am frequently troubled with V dm *r:<i
bladder trouble, *speca;!y m ttr s^ ,j
and Fall. Being an old . (I*.
Civil War. a little exposure o~ < M jj
on my kidneys, and skin la up
with kidney or bladder ir> . .<• \ ,..-r
bwarup-Root v.-as rees mmenced a
number of years ago. and 1 to ru,; per
ot bottles of it and tvas E..>re t- i ,
»ith the results. I eon-ad. r c Ktsvt
the greatest and best kidney r, ., ■
the market, and it never -o . t, g
quick results in kidney troabe. i !cr
trouble and lame Kick.
IV. Kihner s Swamp-Rant ho «*- we
•o much good that 1 feel if an> u, i> ,*
mine will be the means o: re: • . any
poor sufferers that you are at .. ,®
use this letter as yea see lit.
Yours verv trulv.
GEORGE V. ATCHl.'A
Des Me: s u
Matt ot Iowa )
Polk County *
A. R- Hansen. a retail drug*. . , • •» ,
city, botng first duly sworn, . and
cays, that he is well acquainted *..h
George W. Atchley. who gave t it«tr
testimonial: that said Atchlc> n »E<i
signed said testimonial in my |-r- -» r. -e
and that 1 have sold said Atchley . ;*r:
<f the Swamp-Root referred t. s
testimonial. Affiant further s. . - - a;
George \V. Atchley » a well Lu t»
zen of this city and an hr r. r. VUB
and that it was Mr. Atchley s des -e to
give said testimonial.
A. R. HAXbKX.
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Popularity of*Tha:»
“'Every other young actress is rutt
ing herself Thais.” said Henry E Ir*
ey at a dinner at M&uquin's. "Thais
McGinnis. Thais Endicott. Thais
Schmidt—the thing is us ;v> rsnt.
••Universal and ridiculous, for they
who have read Ar.stole France s slur
of Thais’ know that si;, was a very
naughty little girl, indeed 1 am quite
sure that no real reader of Thais'
would ever, under any circumstances,
consent to be called such a name.
“It makes me think of a man who,
taking his Infant daughter to bo bap
tized. told the clergyman to caii her
Venus.
” 'But I refuse to call her Venus.'
said the clergyman, indignantly. ’Ve
nus is the name of a pagan goddess.'
•"Well, how about your owu girl,
Diana?’ said the man"
How’s This?
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evr of dtarrb Uat osaol te cwned by Hftlfl
Ciutl cure.
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abie to salty out any obitratloas r ade by fc» Arm.
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bottle, svd by a'.*. DnxUti
Taae ii? Fxaai-y PJils for cv*r^xtnatxc
Childlike Ignorance.
Laura Jean lJbbey, discussing le
Brooklyn her successful appearance
on the stage, said:
“I talk in my monologue about love
marriage and the other interests ot
the heart. On tuese subjects women
especially young women, are strange ij
ignorant
"They really make me think, yon
know, of the little girl who was askec
by her teacher:
" 'What can you teil us about Solo
mon?'
“ ‘Solomon.’ replied the little g:rl
'was very fond of animals.’
’’’And how. my dear.' said the tent h
er, ’do you make that out?*
“ ’Because,’ answered the little girl,
’the Bible says he had 500 porcu
pines.’ ”
Prudent Bridegroom.
"The uncertainties of life in Ne»
. York are reflected in wedding rings.’
said the jeweler. "Of all the welding
rings I have sold this season more
than half were brought back after ti t
’ ceremony to have the date put on. The
; rest of the inscription was engraved
when the ring was purchase!, but in
| order that the date might be comet
; it was cautiously omitted until after
the knot was tied."
Force of Habit Too .Strong.
Diner—How is it that most of the
i things on your bill of fare are struck
out?
Waiter (confidingly!—Our new man
; ager used to be an editoy.
It is never polite to contradict a
girl, except when she says she doesn't
want to be kissed, and then it can be
done silently.
Toothsome
Tid>Bits
Can be made of many ordinary
“bone” dishes by adding
Post
Toasties
The little booklet. -GOOD
THINGS MADE WITH TOAST
IES,** in pkgv, tell* how.
Two dosen or more simple «
erpen*iTC dainties that will dehjat
the iamily.
"The Memory Lingers”
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