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A ay oat wha law I'xdartxtfaed ^ the faary that I'aMd flute* a err rshatuttel ■* at JOHNNY EVERS IS DISABLED Second Baseman Evers. The moil Important r(ic«M in the r«h» iutHmll nuw-tune ts* broken • h*-n i«e< .-t>d i:>M-iiuu Johnny Kiel* bmi.r ‘ :» U-* in a recent &ame at ( If* UltLati Kirr> »i)l lw laid i;i three months -s4 *he (rttiunr tnav :mt him out of bmeiall. or. *» <u the a*e with Mike ltonlis he nay hate to rest the ir* a tear Me « as sliding 'o the plate and nngh* t:<« oo* The enrfc of the bone • ** tulMt to tie ' road in the grand stand l't)» art sere rushed to bis aid. •fciie Evers la? s' re-iniitut »ith pain Tie n;art is a -rr.;< and fraiture and *enou*. *he y»i<*ians say. Zimmerman. the Cubs tay, will play as good a tielding game as Evers or very near it and will probably hit harder, but the brilliant science, the directing skill of Evers will be gone —the great c'ub machine is shattered. tlarry Herrmann rushed his big auto to the siwt and Evers was taken to the Seton hospital, with Overall as escort. The little fellow was suf fering terribly and the blood poured from the splintered bone. dripping down upon the path. Nevertheless he was game, and remarked to Over all. who was holding the broken leg: “You handle that like a cabbage.” TWO NEW MINNESOTA STARS £rda*> at Fail Back and Brcmiey, Left Guard. Make Spiencd $►:» 'j m Game. T*o tK-w Miaoecuta star* rune In to pfoBiiartwr is the zw played wftfe g*rab Iiakota. Bronley, left guard. 2id Krdafcl. a bo a as subbing *t f-iU bark for Captain Johns* on It ru ErtsU f heau'iful thirty-live yard ru -ff St.-th [itknU't right tackle Full Back Erflahl. 'hat br»njght th<- gopher touchdown i< tbs first Laif Krdahl madf several other runs of consequence and Mc Oot <m and K'>senmald added some of their slippery sprints. Miss Tennis Victor. Mainv-icinc ;h- steadiness that has a * her every match. Miss Louise Hammond of S>» York, the eastern woman's 'etmn • (lampion, defeated Mrs ilarear iYaltarh of Newport and \e» York in 'he challenge match the other day for ’he Long-wrod cup. The nsa'rb »<st three s~ts and the scores »ere t—C. *—J. S—2. Canadtans Buy Foxhounds. Ten eouplts of foi hounds of the Cfcev- Chase Hub's park have been sold to a Canadian club This is said !» -he firs- time a Canadian hunting * : b has recognised the merit of Amer • an bounds, the purchase of the Cana : ns fc-.thi rto having been made in Kcsiand Shevlm at Minneapolis. Tom ShevSsn is helping conch the Minnesota linemen. CATCHER HELPS A PITCHER Often Happens Backstop Is Man to Whom Credit Is Due for Success— Another Side to Tale. Hitcher* often owe much of their sucre** to their catcher, but there is another side to the picture The pitch er .i.ukes the catcher sometimes. : i: Ttatst often it is the* case the at l.er or the pitcher makes his lame and success by his own ability, independent of his battery mate. But «ha' a cinch it is for a catcher who doe- the backstopping for such an ac complished pitcher as Mathewson. His name is linked with Mathewsons in the battery honors that accrue, and with Mathewsons unusual control and head work his receiver has a much easier came to catch than if he were receiving for some pitcher who did' not know the batters and who was wild and hard to handle. SkiltuI or not on his own hook, the catcher who handles Mathewson s de livery is fortunate, if he is a star catcher so muehcthe better. Three oackstoj s have been associated to the ^oint of reputa'ion w ith Mathew son sinre he became a star. They are Warner, liresnahan and Meyers. Others nave caught him. but these three have done most of the catching for him. It was in connection with Mathew son that liresnahan w orked his ".ay into the baseball limelight, though a sterling catcher on his own account. His all around ability too helped liresnahan to a deserved repu 'at.on as a player of the front rank, I yet since he severed relations with i the New York club it is as a manager lather than as a backstop that he has remained prominent. Johnny Kling needed no Mordecai Itrown :o bring him to the front as a • rack au her. for Kling has been a backstop in a thousand and has done more to make pitchers than pitchers ever did to enhance his reputation. Wilbert Kobinson made pitchers in tli* old Oriole days and made ordi nary pitchers do first-class work by his coaching, advice and general abil l.v. Kussell Ford of the Highlanders is a great pitcher and association •vith him increases the fame of his atelier. but the fact must not be >i*-rlook<-d ’hat Kd Sweeney has had i good deal to do with his success. , Sneenev understands the vagaries of Ford's spit ter as nobody else does and vithout him Ford doesn't do so well with his freak moist ball. \ j i uuuk aim liuu tTiger, eacn great on his own merits, nevertheless helped boost each other a great deal. Young, by the way. is not in all re spects an easy pitcher to catch. He has fine control and is a good general, but he throws what is known as heavy s|»eed. Given a catcher with a certain amount of native ability and I Walter Johnson, the speediest pitcher j in the game, will do more to make that catcher than the latter will do to make him. Any catcher would be helped by 1 such a pitcher as Render, a twirler who can come pretty near putting j the ball where he expects to put it. j When the eccentric Waddell was with the Athletics Schreckengost did most of his catching and contributed a good deal toward the HJube's effective ness. but so far as reputation want Waddell did much more to spread Schreck's than Schreck did toward making the Rube famous. New Football Rules. It is puzzling the fan to tell whether the new football rules gives *he small schools a chance. Some critics declare they do and some are equally sure they do not. ALWAYS WAS A BALL pla t til Roger Bresnahan. Manager and Cap tain of St. Louis Cardinals, Tells of His Start. By ROGER BRESNAHAN. (Copyright, 1S10, by Joseph B. Bowles.) When asked to tell how I got my start I came near hacking out. Then I thought that perhaps my experiences might help young fellows. I made so many starts that I hardly know where 1 did start. 1 always was a ball player, and from the time I could play e\en decently I wanted to play professionally. Xow the first point in my advice to young fellows is this: that they find : out where they belong and what they want to do heiore they try anything This I think applies to other lines of business as well as to baseball. A ! young player w ho is seriously think ! 'fig of going into baseball as a pro fession ought to study himself and study the game. He ought to decide for himself just what position he is best equipped to fill, and then study that position until he knows all the angles and all the difficulties. He must adapt himself to a certain style of play, adapt his throwing to that position and study it. 1 say this be cause baseball has become a game of specialists and a third baseman Is as different from a shortstop as a catch er is from a center fielder. The throw is different and the style of handling j ground balls entirely changed. 1 know these things because I did i not know, when 1 started to play ball where I belonged and this lack ol knowledge ot myself came near send ing me to the bush leagues for life oi out of the business entirely. It was only my ability to hit that kept me it the game long enough to discover that I was a catcher. As a boy I had play j ed all positions, pitched, caught and played both the infield and outfield and instead of realizing that I was making a mistake I rather prided my self on the fact that I was an all round player. As a result, when 1 started out professionally I found my ! self jack of all trades and master of none. I started as a pitcher. I had Roger Bresnahan. immense speed, was wild, and didn't j know the first thing about pitching j except to heave the ball and curve it j which is just the start of pitching j I would advise all players to stick j to one position and learn that. If a man learns one position well he has about all he can do in the big leagues BAR OYSTERS IN TRAINING Cleveland Team Figures That Seduc tive Bivalve Caused Illness Among Men Last Spring. If the plans* of the management of the Cleveland club are carried out, there will not be a repetition of the experience of last spring when the ma jority of the players departed from New Orleans much run down in health and minus considerable weight. As the result of that trip, the club lost the services of Nig Clarke for the greater part of the season, while others were not ready until midsummer. One, Ter ry Turner, has managed to play all year, but he has never been able to re gain the r" pounds he lost in the spring. The present scheme is for the Naps to practice four weeks at Alexandria and cut the stay at New Orleans. At the latter place the players will drink spring water and eat a minimum of oysters, no matter how tempting the latter may be. The management fig ures that it was ‘he oysters rather than the water that made the Naps ill last spring. Maroon Baseball Men Received. American Ambassador O’Brien the other day gave a reception at Tokio to the University of Chicago baseball players, who. in charge of Prof. Gilbert A. Bliss, are touring Japan. The guests included representatives of the universities of Waseda and Kelo. with whom games are arranged, Count Oku ma. president of Waseda, and other prominent Japanese and distinguished foreigners. Already Once. The architects of the country are eloviy awakening to the Important politics of the plumber and steam fitter in the general scheme of build ■~C They yet need, bowerer. much education.—Domestic rTiflrmfirlni A Different Audience. “That author ears he will be appre ciated by posterity.” “That's good. If be ts writing for posterity, he has bo ei' uee for being offended at friends who don't read his books ” Pretty Strong Proof John D. Crimmins. at a St. Patrick's day dinner in New York, was praising the good that Irish stock had worked in America. 'The proof of this good." said Mr. Crimmins, “la as strong as the proof of Dawson's marriage. A man. you know, asked another man if Dawson was a benedict or a bachelor. 'Well.' was the reply. ‘I don't know Dawson, so I can't say positively; but last Sunday morning I saw him push ing a baby carriage, with a woman on either side of him, and as I passed the younger woman said: “You brute, you've been like that twice this week —you cant deny it!" And then the older woman, who looked like, the younger one's mother, exclaimed: “Lizzie, if you don’t make him put an other thimsand od his life before his liver's altogether gone, you're a bigger fool than I took you for!"*" Ribbon Effects By JULIA BOTTOMLEY. NOTHING is prettier in ribbon ar rangements than a bow and ends in simple cr in elaborate designs. Hut one may not always arrive at the desired effect by the use of bows. A shape may be modified or changed in appearance by building it in one direction or another with ribbon ar ranged in loops. Flower forms may be copied or simulated, and nothing is more fashionable than small, com pact roses and foliage made of rib bon. These examples are given here of ribbon in unusual arrangements. In the first a cap-like shape covered with big velvet poppies is lengthened at the back with wired loops of heavy fatin ribbon. These bows redeem the shape, lilting it from the common place into one of those which the French have described as "the fleeting profile” shapes. They are full of style. The loops in this instance art made overioops of boned wire sewec to the shape at the back. A pretty drooping brimmed rount hat, having the brim edge finisher with a shirring of velvet shows plait ings of ribbon and velvet bows poisef j together about the round crown. This | forms a sort of rosette, in which tht j plaited ribbon sets, and the resul makes one thing of a flower. In fact each velvet and ribbon decoration it I much like a huge pansy in shape The pretty hat, which is of king'; blue felt, needs no other decoration. A hat for a miss faced with change able taffeta gathered in the under ; brim, is bound with a puff of velvet ! A collar of ribbon about the crown it finished with a very full plaiting o; shirring of ribbon at the left front : J>uch a hat is ideal for a miss of 16 or more years, aud is quite within the | range of amateur millinery to make. GIRL’S OUTING COSTUME * This pretty costume, designed espe cially for boating or sailing, is of white linen trimmed with bands of blue and white striped linen. The skirt is made with a group of plaits at each side, above which it is ornamented with buttons, and is encircled about knee high, with an inserted band of the striped linen. The blouse has a bib-like plastron of the material ornamented with but tons. The sailor collar and cuffs are embroidered with anchors and trim med with the bands of striped linen. The odd cravat and the girdle are of black liberty. A New Tie. A fetching new tie that gives a touch of color to a dark or white cos tume is made from bias satin or vel vet formed into inch wide folds. These are ended with bunches of tiny flow ers and leaves, while a similar'bunch holds the leaves together in front. JEWELS FOR DAY AND NIGHT Precrous and Semi-Precious Stones Very Much in Evidence on All Occasions. " low-cut necks narrow velvet collars set with three or five gradu ated ornaments of paste set in old sil \ered metal are smart and becoming Tfcith both afternoon and evening gowns. Earrings do much to break the line of a long neck with a collarless gown. Lovely new ones are shown in Paris ian diamonds, colored stones and ba roque pearls. A good looking set of earrings has a bow knot and dangler of diamonds with baroque drop; another set that screws on has three baroque pearls, ow above the other, connected by jeweled chains with amethyst drops. A shield-shaped corsage ornament of Parisian diamonds and French em eralds, with a shoulder catch to cor respond. gives a brilliant finish to a low-necked evening gown. The woman of bony neck should purchase one of the high dog col lars of rows of seed pearls crossed by narrow side bars and a square cen tral bar of Parisian diamonds. For traveling or sports the watch bracelet is growing in favor. One of the new ones has a flexible woven strap and buckle of gold wire set with a red enamel watch studded in pearls. On a gray suede wrist strap is a small watch of gold rims studded with alternate rubies and pearls or sapphires and pearls. Cheaper for ; hard wear are tan or gray suede i bracelet with a small open-faced gold [ or silver watch. A fascinating ornament of French jewelry that can be used for the hair or corsage is a pair of Mercury wings sot to form a hollow that can encircle the hair knot. Winter Skirts. Dance frocks for the debutante, and those for the theater are made with short skirts. Skirts for the older | woman touch the floor, or train slight | ly. but both classes preserve the ef , feet of the shackle.1 Some smart I houses have put out skirts with eight or ten ^narrow gores, and an occasion al "picture" skirt is shown which is full and gathered into a corded round or pointed waist. Hut these are the | exception.—Harper's Bazar. Stenciling Hints. When steucuuig a design for a wallpaper frieze, draw the diapered pattern on heavy paper so as to al low the skeleton design to hold firm ly together after the sprays have been cut out from stencil plates. Cut out each piece of the drawing with a sharp knife, and lay it on a rough piece of the cardboard so that the Idge of the knife is not turned. Prepare each piece to resist the action of the color by sizing or by shellac dissolved in methylated spirits. Mix the color with one-third pic ture copal varnish and two-thirds turpentine, using only a small por tion at a time, as it is very volatile. Then dab the color all over the sur face of the design with a stencil brush. You will then be ready to ap ply it to the walls. Black Waist. The black chiffon blouse over white or over a silk in Persian colors is even more popular now than at the end of last season, when it was hailed as a novelty. The veiled effect is more pleasing and satisfactory in waist than a skirt, since it gives a color effect which cannot be obtained by pipings or bands. There is s beautiful messaline. woven in the designs and colorings of the famou* India shawls, which is used exten sively in combination with black fot waists. The plain black silk waist* are worn a great deal. The smartest of them have a narrow round yoke oi white lace, which gives them a dressy appearance, relieving the somberness of the black. Hint* for Ironing Day. Let the busy housewife once try this plan when ironing, and she will no longer cling to the old method of ironing handkerchiefs. Press each one out carefully with a hot iron, and lay aside, one on the top of th« others, in a Hat pile. Later on. while resting, fold in the usual creases It is not necessary to the beauty 0f a handkerchief that the creases be eyj dent, and in this way the labor ot ironing is shortened. OLD SOLDIER WISHES TO HELP SUFFERERS FROM KIDNEY, LIV ER AND BLADDER TROUBLES I am frequently troubled with V dm *r:<i bladder trouble, *speca;!y m ttr s^ ,j and Fall. Being an old . (I*. Civil War. a little exposure o~ < M jj on my kidneys, and skin la up with kidney or bladder ir> . .<• \ ,..-r bwarup-Root v.-as rees mmenced a number of years ago. and 1 to ru,; per ot bottles of it and tvas E..>re t- i , »ith the results. I eon-ad. r c Ktsvt the greatest and best kidney r, ., ■ the market, and it never -o . t, g quick results in kidney troabe. i !cr trouble and lame Kick. IV. Kihner s Swamp-Rant ho «*- we •o much good that 1 feel if an> u, i> ,* mine will be the means o: re: • . any poor sufferers that you are at .. ,® use this letter as yea see lit. Yours verv trulv. GEORGE V. ATCHl.'A Des Me: s u Matt ot Iowa ) Polk County * A. R- Hansen. a retail drug*. . , • •» , city, botng first duly sworn, . and cays, that he is well acquainted *..h George W. Atchley. who gave t it«tr testimonial: that said Atchlc> n »E<i signed said testimonial in my |-r- -» r. -e and that 1 have sold said Atchley . ;*r: <f the Swamp-Root referred t. s testimonial. Affiant further s. . - - a; George \V. Atchley » a well Lu t» zen of this city and an hr r. r. VUB and that it was Mr. Atchley s des -e to give said testimonial. A. R. HAXbKX. Subscribed to in my pres- ard rworn to before me. this 23rd < 4 =n ]»». E. J. FISK. Nclary I':.- i,. Prove What Swamp-Root WIH Do (n 1 Send to Dr. Kilmer t Co, Rngkain ton. N Y.. for a sample hot* f convince anyone. You will »:-< - \r a booklet of valuable lnforraavw ng all about the kidneys and biaddr V, - n writing, be sure and mention Vi- j .: .r. For sale at all drug stores. I4! e hsty cents and one-dollar. Popularity of*Tha:» “'Every other young actress is rutt ing herself Thais.” said Henry E Ir* ey at a dinner at M&uquin's. "Thais McGinnis. Thais Endicott. Thais Schmidt—the thing is us ;v> rsnt. ••Universal and ridiculous, for they who have read Ar.stole France s slur of Thais’ know that si;, was a very naughty little girl, indeed 1 am quite sure that no real reader of Thais' would ever, under any circumstances, consent to be called such a name. “It makes me think of a man who, taking his Infant daughter to bo bap tized. told the clergyman to caii her Venus. ” 'But I refuse to call her Venus.' said the clergyman, indignantly. ’Ve nus is the name of a pagan goddess.' •"Well, how about your owu girl, Diana?’ said the man" How’s This? We offer Or** Kundml rvx-ars Rwrsrt* fbr ivi evr of dtarrb Uat osaol te cwned by Hftlfl Ciutl cure. F. J. OIIFVFY * CO . 1»wkv CV We. the VDdmfcMd. h*v* know a K. J C<ao fee the ia?: iJ yearjc and believe bus pertttiy tea or»b> In a . b-.aunes? tnasMtiota *r*l r arcaOSj abie to salty out any obitratloas r ade by fc» Arm. WalblNG. Kivxax A W'hobnaaie PnutfWJL Toledo. O H»:”s Catarrh Cure » takea mtentaky. ariai ^Teethr upon the b >od ar.d ciuebue aurfae*-* of Use •ytrpia. Tesuraoatala sent free, rr.ee T* cento i« bottle, svd by a'.*. DnxUti Taae ii? Fxaai-y PJils for cv*r^xtnatxc Childlike Ignorance. Laura Jean lJbbey, discussing le Brooklyn her successful appearance on the stage, said: “I talk in my monologue about love marriage and the other interests ot the heart. On tuese subjects women especially young women, are strange ij ignorant "They really make me think, yon know, of the little girl who was askec by her teacher: " 'What can you teil us about Solo mon?' “ ‘Solomon.’ replied the little g:rl 'was very fond of animals.’ ’’’And how. my dear.' said the tent h er, ’do you make that out?* “ ’Because,’ answered the little girl, ’the Bible says he had 500 porcu pines.’ ” Prudent Bridegroom. "The uncertainties of life in Ne» . York are reflected in wedding rings.’ said the jeweler. "Of all the welding rings I have sold this season more than half were brought back after ti t ’ ceremony to have the date put on. The ; rest of the inscription was engraved when the ring was purchase!, but in | order that the date might be comet ; it was cautiously omitted until after the knot was tied." Force of Habit Too .Strong. Diner—How is it that most of the i things on your bill of fare are struck out? Waiter (confidingly!—Our new man ; ager used to be an editoy. It is never polite to contradict a girl, except when she says she doesn't want to be kissed, and then it can be done silently. Toothsome Tid>Bits Can be made of many ordinary “bone” dishes by adding Post Toasties The little booklet. -GOOD THINGS MADE WITH TOAST IES,** in pkgv, tell* how. Two dosen or more simple « erpen*iTC dainties that will dehjat the iamily. "The Memory Lingers” PoMum (>r»! CVMapaajr. U4-. Battle Creek. MK-k. V---J