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to the dark tbaa b, da# A train rub
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•■Ci' <w'» it beat to rot the sicna.
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tbr erbrr la tbr darkness suet seaer
tbr atrr* that led to tbr aerials be
tarrj. tbr Basts Tbr airrle-s, oprr
also sodd br la bed. but they mould
• at* ao chasers of bis smd:t* a can
lev help
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fast tat of tbr rubbers should rlracr
.be -at at tbr abrrl b> Ixddia, ,
reioirer at bit brad, attir tfce other
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trrfrred with tbr skip brine turard
dor east isstrad of aootfeaard At
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Baa Ui«» tbr josh lisa h*s b»a»e
to to eSnr The, eiet ponded tor
at tb* crew becom
tba
these men
trunk, sblcb they
placed in their cabin. It contained
tittle else than arms; two heavy shot
fans a 1th their barrels sawed off—
the favorite weapon at the train rob
ber—and half a dozen resolvers of
vatge calibre Also there was plenty
of ammunition to feed tbe funs
It Is an astom of lawyers and de
e*tt»es that tbe great criminal, no
uiat’er bow calculating and farseeing
is tripped nets table by some trifling
tiling some insignificant trifle that
be has overlooked In planning his
crime Thus it was with these two
twentieth century pirates They did
mm know, or knowing deemed it of
no importance, that in an out of tbe
way ;*’a«e < a tbe deck there was a
bej Tbe captain of the I'.ucktnan
dreaded a fire at s -a above all else
( mi»!.> tbe wblwlie calls tbe men to
purtert lor fire drill, bat this rau
tvii* shipper argued ,hal if the whis
tle sho r.d be disabled at some critical
moment when a fire was discovered
Purh time would be ios". ir summon
W tbe mew Therefore he had a fire
if ! tnst a! ed and trained his men to
rush to their stations when it rung
it was this fire bell that made tbe
plans at these freebooters go awry
.n a' the i.me when their adventure
P 1 g in the balance
Otits far Stca*e,er*s Caotaie.
The heic email had been silenced
aid tad steered the ship due east lor
an bo tr with a pistol at his back lie
.5- d !• and im al! fee dared, and at
!•*' awsk iced the captain, who was
- e.; i* in bis cab.n a fes feet away
from tbe vhielfcmK1 Tbe captain
r ifted ii > death aas inevitable, ac
- c-tdng to * he stern rul*s of piracy
One « i the rubbers fired thrice and
« • : ui'j The s rots hro ght for
ward tbe c-Tew and the officers who
• * wat h UBr of the robbers
i.i* ded :.-s- ait at fcis pistols joint.
as t tad le~fc planned The rest
•* the -rew and passengers were
' set out from New York with eigu
men in an open boat captured two
armed sloops and a square-rigged ship,
dodged a man-of-war and alarmed the
whole coast as far as Charleston be
fore he was captured. But he had
eight men with him. and the total ton
nage of all the ships that he captured
would not anywhere near equal that of
i the Alaska-Pacific liner that these two
men almost had at their mercy. The
exploit of West and Wise is unique in I
the criminal history of the clvilixed .
seas. Had they lived two centuries
ago they might have swaggered with
the richest at Port Royal, the old pi
rate stronghold, or have grown to be
terrors of the seas in the same class
with Morgan and L&fitte. But steam
navigation, with its bigger ships,
mould have put the pirates out of bust- j
ness if the nations bad not declared
mar without quarter on them.
Francis G. Bailey, another twenti
eth century pirate, mho got away with
a steamship laden with rich stores,
and defied two great powers, is now
In Sir.g Sing for a long term of years.
His story needs no fancy trimmings
to make It interesting It tells Itself,
and here It is:
Francis G Bailey and his brother j
Albert came to New York from Pitts
burg in 1905. They secured financial
backing irom some wealthy men with
whom they became intimate, and or
ganized the Exfort Shipping company, j
Then they began a world-wide cam- j
paign to make connections with hun
dreds of houses that sold their goods
in foreign countries. A large number
of export merchants began lo use
Bailey's company as a channel through .
which to send their goods abroad.
The warehouses of the Export Ship
ping company were jammed with cost
iy merchandise
Bailey chartered the steamer Golds
boro—an old Clyde liner—and loaded
her with a cargo valued at 1100.000.
He armed the ship with rifles and
small cannon In his cabin safe was
fjo.OOJ in currency
Tbis done. Bailey informed the De
sleeping AH would have gone well '
with the robbers If the second officer
had not slipped over to the Are bell
and sounded the alarm Then the
crew tumbled out and the situation
got beyond the control of the free
hooters One Jumped overboard when
be a as cornered after a desperate
fight, the other calmly went to his
cabin and slept the rest of the night
nut Only the nest morning when he
failed to appear at breakfast a as he
suspected and seized
Whatever else this attempt at pi
racy may have been It mas above ev
erythtnc unique Nothing of Its kind
has ever happened before, and it is
not likely that it will happen again
If they had not shot down the captain
the daring of the pirates would have
'compelled the respect that Is always
accorded to those who take t re men
Onus r«ts. no matter bow evil The
only thing they did succeed m was In
showing what might be accomplished
by sorb daring and determined men
on a hg steamer on the high seas.
S*.c<ws What Mig*t Be D:ee
About the only thing ia the ancient
aawais <d piracy that com<s anywhere
near the aadaoous achievement is
-ha- of Richard Worley, a ho flour
tsfcrd tn Use eighteenth century. He
partment of Commerce and tabor that
he was inaugurating a "Boating ex
position of American manufactures" to
arouse interest in American industry
in foreign lands. A license was taken
out under the British flag and the
• '.oldsboro steamed away from New
York May 2, 190S.
Search for the Looters
Six days later receivers were ap
pointed for the Export Shipping com
pany. Its warehouses had been loot
ed No one knew exactly where the
Italley brothers with their ship were
bound for. American consuls in all
the South Americau countries were ,
warned by cable to keep a lookout for
the Goldsboro. But this modern pi
rate craft had disappeared and it was
at first thought from wreckage that
was seen that she had been lost
with all on board It was proved
afterward that Bailey had set the
wreckage afloat. At sea tiatiey bad
the tvssei repatntcu and her name
changed to the Ataiantida For *»
time be roamed the ocean aimlessly,
and then put Into one of the chiet
ports of Honduras, tailev knew that i
there was no extradition treaty bo
’ween that country and the lulled
States
if I*
t.E* TCRK BABY STATISTICS
Scro V**rt*. Ta©o
TSo“» m«* ITJTi tiWr Sara fa
»*» t*« taxmto «< V*-* ltrt
>*«r 7%a #isi« is Hrtaii, (( im
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■»■*-•- M awj n»* ctwl it tt» n
jars rf Mw» to U» cwoln * cid
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•o*f •» •**•-“* at <•» a4 U_««
M «U »’»o »* Mtaf rmz So
a s {«_rty ««rrw t to -nioi thti
tow *.•* rtos! M.M kaiwf a tfcr
Mi «l S'* Tort krtsora tkn« u<
-.W-ught of that great krlflrtt army.
TV a> > r»f baby under oar >rar
oU ((maam about Iwiy Srp ounces
«d sut a Any TkU OkniM lix rrasn
• lit Ik kupr of adtanritg years
la about t •« quarts and idk.SOu q tarts
!' ooaui H k; I hr babies rtf Ne*
V«t is the course of a Ui«lr day
And boa muck of It Is purr milt*
For tbr cos a milk the ansscr rcsta
v th tbr krailk ronaMoarr Ur
Dust J Ltdrrif and Ur Josephine
Hakrr Of tbr rtiiM hygiene bareOu of
ikt 4< paruuent of health bare door
murk for tbr health of tbr infants of
Nest York city
Where arr tbr takw of Nr* York*
repeats a sorter in Utr American
Ha by Some of them sirad their days
in the jay ournertes of shirk there
are t iklj fotir ta Greater New York.
Sixty-three are w Manhattan and
take care of about t.PdO children re
cry day. At tbr Sunny? ide Nursery.
2TI West Ostr Hundred and Fourth
Street, more babies are cared for than
at may of the other*
As lor lost babies, police bcadquar
ter* was oare thetr fathering place,
r.gardieo* of *fsex or prvrioua coo
d’tiun of pettcdress or servitude For
»Wnj years Matron Travers ».*s s„b
moihvr lor *11 Xew Yorks lost
l«b;,s No* this time-honored »r
rangement is changed Babies unde.
tf Iwt «re talon at one* to
•evue, hospital
Itabrs over two roar* ot aro
kojm at the various statures where
thrro are police matrons until 9 o'clock
»t nght. when they arc sent to the
chatR, of Superintendent Walsh of
the Surety for the Prevention o
t ruelty to Children, at lto corner «
Fruirth avenue and Twenty thho
•irev't and delivered oree »o nurses
the society now has tmontvone nun
so* and in a room full of cou and
lounges on the ground floor a nurse
is in attendance through the night.
The room is crowds on Saturday
uights and the nignb of big parade*
or any unusual celebration But only
a very small proportion of the loat
children are babies.
Therw are many who excuse their
own lUo apent on a lower ptano hy ap
plying the wrong epithet to thooe who
Uve os a higher one.
CHASE IS WONDERFUL PLAYER
Hal Chase.
There but one Cobb, likewise but
a single Chase
Fans «ue used to seeing the wonder
. ful young first sacker of the Yankee
team in action. He's no new comer in
baseball. But there probably Isn't
one who wouldn't willingly pay every
day to see him perform if that were
possible.
There is probably not another play
er in the American league who poa
1 sesses the brain to invent seemingly
impossibie plays and to put them into
execution with amazing celerity. His
own team mates, accustomed to his
speed, are unable to meet its require
ments.
In a recent game between New York
and Detroit, Sam Crawford, the first
man up in the sixth Inning, poked a
fast grounder between Chase and La
porte. It was too far removed from
“it her man to be fielded- It was a hit.
if ever one in that territory was one.
Chase swept over in the direction
of the smash, and with a sweep of his
g-oved hand, speared the hall. Man
ning. who figured that the smash
would go safe, did not start to cover I
the bag until Chase had made the 1
stop. Then it was too late. Hal had
to wait until he reached the bsg and
'hen throw hurriedly. The toss was
faulty and Sam went to second.
In two of the round- which followed
Chase made stops of throws that drew
further words of admiration from the
crowd
GREAT CATCH BY SULLIVAN
Duplicates Feat of Catcher Street in
Getting Ball Thrown From Top
of Monument.
Catcher ‘Billy" Sullivan of the Chi
cago Americans, while in Washington
the other day. duplicated the feat of
Catcher Charles Street of the Wash
ington American leagu* team last
year in catching a baseball thrown
from a window at the top of the Wash
ington monument a perpendicular
drop of 54! feet.
The ball was tossed from the top of
the monument by Pitcher Kd Walsh
of the Chicago team It was otily
after twenty three attempts that Sulll
can finally caught the ball, although
he succeeded several times in so
gauging the sphere as to get it in his
mitt. The speed of the falling ball
was so terrific, however, that he was
unable to hold It. It Is estimated
that the ball was traveling at the rate
of 161 feet a second when caught.
Several members of the Chicago
team, including Collins and "Doc”
White, Trainer Quirk of the Washing
ton team, and a few government offi
cials witnessed the feat.
C»Ul*sr ■*a.lly“ Svl^van.
While the feat has been attempted
many times la past jwira, only Street
heretofore was able to acoompltsh It
1 His feat was performed during the
summer of l$K»$ upon the thlrt->nth
i attempt.
Sullivan subsequently caught two
1 more halls thrown from the monument
window. After observing Sullivan's
first attempts and ultimate success
Doc" White suggested that the balls
should be thrown farther afield. He
ascended the monument and standing
well back within the window hurled
ball after ball as far out as he could
Sullivan caught the first one, and to
show that It was no accident he also
caught the fifth. Of ten halls thrown
by White the catcher could get under
only one other, but he was unable to
hold that one.
Ford of the Highlanders has pitched j
eight shut-out games during the sea
son. That Is not bad for a new
comer.
Kd Ainsmlth. the new catcher front
the Connecticut league who was tried
out by Washington the other day. |
played like a veteran
"Johnny, the shingles on your roof
are getting pretty thin." said a Chi
cago fan to KHng when the Cub catch
er lost his cap in going after a foul.
Lefty George, the new pitcher se
cured by the Indianapolis team from
York of the Tristate league, pitched a
one-hit game as a fare-well to his old
team mates.
Presidents C. F Moll of the Wtscon
slu-IMlnots league and John A KUlott
rtf the Minnesota Wisconsin league,
have closed arrangements for a post
season series between the pennan*
winners of these leagues
Lefty Kussell. the *C\OPO beaut v t on
nle Mack Is soon »o have with the
Athletics. Is showing as strong as eyer
In the Kastern league ||e let Haiti
more down wtta one Mi the other day
and three bases on lutlls v
t him my Taylor, tin- old Giant pitch
er who is now with the Ituffa'o team
of the Fastem league, was a vtaltoi
at the Polo grounds the other day
and nearly broke up the game when
he walked across the field tor the
crowd would not <i«t' until the dummy
was told to lake oB hu hat «> th.
crowd was cheering
Shortstop lladter .xf the | x ansx tl. .
team la the Ceetint h .«• *» okl to
be an exact duplicate ot Hans \\ ague
In broad -houfetlcrw t , s ley v
hards and hook uxw Ntatswly know
Hadley's first name. *o they hate ho’
to tall him "Han*" Had % y b ou hi
wav up the ladder el t wo bail tame
as he 1- ctlmbtog each x*at
The Tnr team %w the New V>u^
State league rvb a-wwl Knxesl I .ok *
plavxMr that the Now \.wt Glams had
a claim eu The e*-* was decided be
the nathmal otaimb'lea thcAxthci day
and was the cause lit I new rule to >
be made by the supreme court ot tease
ball. Hereafter when a minor bmgm
oluh releases a player that a mw.hu
league club has a sit tug on without
giving that eluh notice It will be held
res|Ntaslhle tor the sa.ary >* the play
CLEVER FIRST BASE PLAYEh
Jake Daubert of Brooklyn National*.
One of Season'* -Find*.” Tell*
of Early Start.
BY JAKE OAUBERT.
Toa ask how I got my start. The
i'aot I* I started and slipped tack so
often that it is hard to tell how. 1
knew that at first 1 didn't want to
start at all. 1 loved baseball, and
played ever since 1 can remember. 1
was on the "first nine" in my home
town when 1 was 15 years old. But
the idea of getting into the big leagues
did not come to me for a long itme. I
was in the little Williams Valley
league down in Southern Pennsyl
vania, and was hitting pretty well,
but my arm was bad 1 was a third
baseman then and never had played
much except as a pitcher, and some
times a catcher or the outfield. 1 got
an offer to go out again when our
league went up. but wanted to stay
at home. 1 finished up the sea
son there and saw I could hoW
my own with them, except that
my arm was so bad 1 wanted to quit.
! couldn't heave them across from
third base, and besides I didn't know
much about playing the game, or bow
to take care of my arm. 1 went tfi
the manager and told him either !
would go home or go to first base. Hi*
asked me If 1 could piay first and I
said 1 thought 1 could, although 1
ne\er had tried it. and that a left
handed thrower belonged there rathe'
than at third. He must have liked m.**
nerve, for he gate me a chance and I
made good and hit well. Then Cleve
land got me and 1 thought I ws*
started, but somehow they could not
see me. 1 thought I was doing fair!"
well, but they chased me to Toledo,
tecalled me. chased me again an i
finally I got discouraged and couldn't
hit ar.d everything broke wrong, ant
1 was sent to the .-Southern league.
1 didn't like the way Cleveland hai
treated me and 1 wanted to show tfc.f?
bunch I could play the game. 1 work
Jafct OiuMrl
ed hard at Memphis and studied tht
same I teamed a whole tot and sud
denly 1 nettled down and started htt
tins After that 1 was all rtjrttt. I
began correcting faults and working
harder to set atonic and pretty soon
Brooklyn grabbed w» That time I
was ready and knew 1 was read* 1
had the confidence and 1 knew that I
could hold my ew n
TIGERS* CUBAN TRIP STOPPED
President Nssin Puts Emphatic Vets
on Pmpeawd Tour a«d Ns Ostrott
»'ia»er Will Go
There wttt he wo v'nhan trip for the
Vueia after lhe league season ekvsee
IWM.SI \*»In has put hts fxvu ,Vw«
ow such a trip, and wo men*her* of the
IV'lMl team wttt he permitted to pUy
halt In Havana amt eiher places Vny
plwye dt>oheving sht* order will s
tlnot *s«»* Hut this threat may wot
make a*** change tn the pin*era' plans
*U*e or the part* »aht that nearly all
'h htwlrr men have marie prepara
‘kwn tv> plav hall ow the Island
\\ hat »*w the cK-.h do If twelve of w<
»-» to (Vtw to ptwv right after th*
this player says "I"
*e are must we a *11 wot report In the
'»>>»*'v and I s tea* that would settle
the matte* It mot abetted amt uw
« >t tv* * t *.s t to tie going so Cuba
We o* <i. hi after the nnsw Is ovet
and * -end ats* it two w -eks there
Tlvat v* ttalnlv wttt not tn'ure «s jce
tar a* H being -set it mental to our fw
Sum whv t«*t look at the Athletics; j
thev made a tHp tvv the coast Inst win
ter and It doe* not seem to have af
tooted thvti work In the least"
tiohhv I tv rwe leads the Xatsowa)
league tn two base drives.
Curious Baths in Penang
Om erf the* many curious things
I that strike the tourist as curious at
Penang is the type of haths with
which the hotels are provided IV
naus is in the Straits Settlements, a
British crown colony in the Malay
peninsula, deriving its name from the
Straits of Malacca, which forms the
great trade route between India and
China. From each of the first class
rooms opens a dark, cement-paved.
dam p-srcelltn* Utile rwm whleh
»«rw» aa the hath In It in nn tm
i"t ns«' Jar of porous brva n earthen
»are. about S feel high. nearlv 3 (out
tn diameter la the middle, and but
1 v, feet tn diameter at the top. It '
stands huge and graceful of outline,
but dart and uninviting. and la full
to the brim with eater, not. however, s
to get Into Near It la a aupfdjr of ,
aoft aoap and a long handled guart
dipper The p«v*vr procetfore I* to
tH* *"4? sell then threw s^r
«*m» dippers ©f water ow iv repeat
!u* the process until satiated. Thera
U *»im enough tv* keep it up for aa
howr or ik' and a hujre crash towel. •
»* *»t*e ** » sheet. to wrap up |a
wh*a l hr hath Is oirer.—raideatilhxi.
A N»c«a».ty.
"A huOooatst can't bo a tlmhl man* !
Mr ml(ht be.“
“Mr couldn't. Keen as a matter of |
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some screen doors.”
He's in, but he's out o' doors."
$100 Reward, $100.
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th&: there s* at least oca orea^ctS daease that srtettCB
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tecua: y. actta* dB^rt-T upon the b-ood atad mucous
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ftxrKLttKtt of the and err Cut U* patent
Streacth by betvus* up the coastitutaon and aast*
th( ealure to doiajt its wi The prrprtetors Sava
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Talc Ha. * Facuiy Pta lor eo&sujabaSi
Does Engineering Work.
Mile. Bandurin is superintendent of
an engineering firm in Russia. She
»as graduated from the Womens
Technological Institute in St. Peters
burg, and has had practical expe
rience in engineering She built a
steel warehouse for an army co-oper
ative society, has been assistant en
gineer in building a bridge across tha
Neva and has dene other important
work.
Outlining Treatment.
“I want you to take care of my
practise while I'm away."
“But. doctor. 1 have just graduated.
Have had little experience."
“You don’t need it with my fashion
able patients. Kind out what they
have been eating and stop it. Find
out where they have been summering
and send 'em somewhere else."
Not Impregnable.
Horace Avory, K. C.. just appointed
a judge, is one of the mordant wits of
the British bar One day cross-ex
amining a recalcitrant witness ha
asked.
“What are you?"
"A retired gentleman." proudly as
serted the ex-cheesemonger.
"Well.” snarled Avery, "when you
achieved the position of gentleman,
why did you retire from It?"
A Business Transaction.
"So Mr Penniwise married his typ
ist’" said Miss Cayenne.
“Y es ”
"1 wonder whether she gains an al
lowance or he merely saves a salary?"
— Washington Star.
Misdirected Energy.
"Bow did the street car company
come to fire that old conductor? 1
thought he had a puU?“
"He did. but he didn't use ft on th«
cash register Christian Advocate
PRESSED HARD.
Cepee's Weight on Old Age.
When prominent men realise the tn
>»nous effects of coffee and the change
tn health that Postern can bring, they
are glad to lend their testimony fot
the benefit of others.
A superintendent of public school*
In a Southern state says: "My moth
ec. s noe her early childhood was at
inveterate coffee drinker, had beet
troubled with her heart for a numbet
of year* and complained of that Weak
all over' feeling and sick stomach.
i^cme r.rne ago 1 was making an of
ficial visit to a distant pnrt of the
country and took dinner with one ot
the merchants of the p'aee 1 noticed
a some* ha: rs allar fiavor of the oof
fee. and asked fc:» concerning it. Ht
ropUed that tt was Postunv l wns sc
P cMsed w nh it that, alter the meal was
over. 1 bought a package to cwrrv
home with me. and had wife pre
pare some for the next men! ths
w hole family liked It set well that we
dteemvdnued coffee and used Pwtum
l had really been at time* verr
anxious concerning my mother's con
ditton. but we noticed that after using
Pastum for a short time, she felt so
much better thrn she did prior to Its
•se, and had Ik tie troublTwith ^r
hean and no t.k suun.kK that the
headaches were not so tlv<jueot and
her general condition much itnnroved
This continued until «h* ^T^Jl
*** benefited my
nrlf and the other members of the faL
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