SHALL LOVE
BE NO MORE?
Scientists Have Said So, bat Human Nature
Refuses to Gass It as One of the Lost Arts—
Many Reasons Why Present and Future
Generations May Continue to Hope.
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■me sort of atoms :n a jierson of the
opj’osite sea.”
Ac? girl kissed for the first time b>
a loan who knows horn it should be
dowe will admit the atomic theory:
for small though the atoms may tie.
she sees taem. erery one. electricity
and all. Yet science will soon be
able to mk-ulate the exact number of
billions aemsarc to create the tm
P«he of Jose and. by carefully re
during the number thereof, will eiim
tna’e lore and Its troublesome train of
mci ;cwt* from the path of jrupvssivc
ue-n ud women.
Take the girls of yesterday, today,
tomorrow What relation have they
borne, do they bear and will the? bear
to tore?
lucr greatgrandmother as a pr!
*<*nt to Uw viiiap school for a f*-»
■ocrhs la each >ear The three R s.
* smattering of rixirt a tea lessons
1a .atjciax—and her education a as
finished _ The rest of her girlhood
m *> Rpwt ax bon r preparing for
* hat* The coming of lore And if
he lore-red by the way. she became an
object of pity Ra-her than occupy
tha' ;«»■ *»>n she sometimes did not
* a. for his coming, but snatched the
firt counterfeit that came her way.
'*• aert to school nine .months in
•he year and the three R s formed the
least important part of your cur
ricuium Too were taught that It was
»e« to let lore loiter as he would—
“»•* be economically in jejwndent
at tie 100 were w»:ting So you
’ school or did d res •.-making for
-oor neighbors, or secured a position
as tillage |«-tmistr« ss. which pro
lessmas were considered as quite com
jail Me with matrimony later on
B'.- oh. roar daughter! She goes
to school nine months in the year,
tak w a summer course for her vara
•K»a carries a latch key. is keen for
athtetie sixth, knows a hat her prep
ara: ion tew business or a profession
Will yield five rears from now. and
you that men ar- deteriorating
Fossibrties of the Future.
Will she in time prefer an apart
torn; ho*el f<ir bachelor maids to the
family n«itr~* will she preach corn
munlt? living to overworked relatives
who are merely married? Will she go
to a church where the doctrine is
•we,, bed that when men and women
shai’ have reached that mental and
spiritual plane where thought destrovs
1,1 ” »«U *•* no giving or taking
in marriage*
Wh'* love knocks at her door will
She open just a fea Inches ,n,< s,ujv
hi* trak.-wp from arrow Ups to pin
feathers very carefully?
1)0 r°" ***ra *» least twice as much
as T do- she may ask Would you
expect me to do my own boonework
cr would we take a- suits In a hotel?
May I continue in my career, or must
i merge my individuality in ycurs?
Will you make any objection to my
marching in a suffragist parade?”
How do you think love will feel
after a catechism like that?
Pretty much like taking a sneak
back to the days when clinging vines
wore muslin frocks and pink ribbons!
Your great-grandmother had 13 cr
: H children. Your grandmother had
nine. You had four. Your daughter
may have one, cr none at alL The
modern woman counts the cost of
each child and checks it against the
earnings of her husband. Your grand
mother said: “The Lord will pro
vide."
Beckenirgs of Hope.
And yet—there is hope—for love
and for your sons and for your daugh
ters. Moreover, said hope is born of
no less hard and prosaic a source than
I ike United States census.
Of the children that enter the low
est classes in public and private
| schools each year, roundly placed at
I IS.'sJO.if O. only H'O.O'X1 will go to col
leges or universities, and of this num
ber not more than one-third are girls,
j In other words, while the present fe
male population of the United States
is close to 40.000,000. only about 32.000
of them will enjoy the higher educa
tion which jeers at love. And out of
those same 40.000.000 women less
than C.ta-o.OOC will be self-supporting
and in a position to look too critically
:tt the garb which love assumes.
Nature's Baances.
And if the much-educated girl hesi
tates to yield to the inijKirtanit.es of
love and delays marriage until she
reaches thirty, this condition is more
than balanced by the early marriages
an ern self suj.jiorting girls. In tr.anu
iuctvring centers gins marry young,
because lbe> go to work young. If
the fad of the American girl today it
a taste of indej>endence rr a career,
it dies net seem to 'aKe her eery
long to exhaust the pleasurable sec
sation The mill girl goes to work
early and marries early. The college
gill b-Hximes independent later and
marries later. That is the only dif
fcrence between the two types. Both
mw ry almost as son as they've
learned that indejietidenoe. like the
j«»st card t^sk of ' being good." is
such a lonely job!
' "1 jivesickaess." as a disease, makes
’rt*ub!e for physicians They consider
it -eriously in conventions assembled
and I'r A K Hagic. a Chicago phy
sician. says that it can be cured only
throng - iffWllfB Now you
do not see physicians discussing dis
eases which do not exist ar.d there
fore do not tej resent fees, do you? !
And if th* :> is such a thing as love
sick!.. s- - • tins large enough to
cause medical discussion, what a lot
of love must be lying around loose!
Science recognises the presence of
kne in our midst and spends thou
sands trying to inuni love tests, de
spite the fact that matrimony is the
only sure fin- test.
l»r Inghtner Warner, chief of the
dejartment of psychology in the 1'ni
versiiy of rerr.sylvan.a. can tell you
aheth-r you love May Brown or Susie
Smith by registering your heart beats
and vour ’hi ugh: waves and your red
corpuscle action when the name of
the right girl is mentioned.
Unfailing Register.
This r.acbih* is called the phthvs
mograph and it is attache.! to vour
heart when the test is demanded. An
oih.r machine »iuch scientists con
sider guttc as reliable is attached to
your arist and is called the sphygme
graph. Xcithe- machine has yet found
ns way te. the .Monday morning ber
gam vi'.i t. however.
Jlorrover, though * machine may be
much more reliable than a gypsy for
lane teller or tea cup grounds. or the
number of apt le seeds you find in a
core, the average man or woman pre
fer? to experiment in love's old-fash
toned way and take a chance. Seeing
vour love registered in a jiggly line
may be accurate, but it is sort of—
well—er—unsatisfying, as compared
with ana'.xnr.g year own feeling in a
cogy sitting mon. with the electrolier
properly shaded
An adv*rtis;ng agent who knows
com tin trial conditions thoroughly
places the amount of money paid an
nually in Greater New York to seers,
gypsies, fortune tellers. palmists,
clairvoyants and "psychics" at $1,000.
oo:i This represents a quarter of a
dollar for ex cry inhabitant of the
4;r**»t city If you make the rounds
of the leading purveyors of future
events you will learn that 55 per cent,
of tk« inquiries hurled at them deal
with love!
Does he love me?”
"('an 2 win her""
"Will she some back to meT*
Aud this in the money-mad city of
I the I'nion’
Never mind how copper and cotton
ar~ going Why worry about the tar
iff' But. oh. yon seeress in dingy
magenta gown and sequined shawl—
! "Does he love me'”
It s the same old question handed
| down from mother to daughter since
the w or Id was as young and fresh and
green and sweet as love Itself. And
women—te say nothing of men—will
always ask lor love, though science
: fail and the world be made again'
HAD LEARNE3 THE 03SE3
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Oh. it w<m t te- so taj w hile lbe
young M U tries to lmt»ress his tw
tleets and the «<rM at large with his
'*** “< *l*erter knowledge , which
r-s > is nil. at the same tlr.e he is
ak.ng wo chances, Sow there is Dr.
- °"r <* U»e roost noted of the
lounr-r set of physic an* in New
'ork *Vi, Billy - graduated—
and he passed with high honors, too—
he an*, to roe as hopeless a specimen
! ss I had ever case across His fa
•her. who mas an old friend of mine,
asked roe to take the boy into my ot
’•ce for a tear or two and break him
is. Which I did
“BUy aimed oat to be a frank, man
ly fellow, though be wa n't much of a
' ffc -ictan in those days, and I ■tome
td^|e .■ thought he never would be As
ffclit s father was a *-a'thy man he
had seen to it that Billy was supplt*.!
rtb uiajKkc in the arty of an in
lltrt^eU or detriee that a surgeon
rotid pocs.'h y a«*d. an.- cf he latest
and finest rr.a<p. I really used to
«*nvy thf boy. for I. who really could
use such thins*-, couldn't afford to
buy them And then. too. Billy was
constantly addins to his stock.
One r.ight I went into the office,
and tier* was Pil'ty with as handsome
a medicine bay as i have ever seen,
i had him working on the East side,
where we furnished most of the medi
cine ourselves The hag was of Rus
sian leather, with silver mounted vials,
locket-, for instruments, etc. When
Billy, wrttfc a great deal of pride, was
showing it to me. I noticed, to my sur
i prise, that cn the lop of the cork of
each vial he had written not only the
narre of the contents but the dose as
well.
~ Billy.' I asked, "why on earth have
1 you marked the dose on each of these
1 hott’es
" 'Why, doc.' he replied, 'howr. In the
name of heaven, would I know bow
much to give If 1 didn't have It writ
ten downT
"Bn; Filly is all right now." con
’ eluded the clysician. with a laugh;
"h« t learned Cm doses"
EDUCATIONAL NOVELTY IN ITALY
lv°®e The traveling school Is an educational Institution that is not only an absolute novelty, but is said
v , Tleld,n® *»»alta of a most satisfactory sort. Each pupil is equipped with a combined seat, desk and sat
c..el, the total weight of which is ten pounds. Also they carry with them the needed books, pencils, paper and
ranches. Accompanied by their teachers, the youngsters, each day that the school is in session, set ol for
seme point or interest, as a historic spot or a monument. There the desks are put in position and the teacher
.alr.s to .he pupils. It is said that boys who will no: endure the restraint of an ordinary school take klnd'v to
the innovation.
SEARCHING FOR SON
3oy Vanished From Seattle,
Wash.. About Year Ago.
*o~iral John A. Rcdgers Going to
Alaska in Effort to Locate Lad—
Litter From Far North Tells
of Mysterious Young Man.
Seattle, Wash —Rear Admiral John
A. Rodgers, tn command of the navy
yard. Puget $ound. will soon gt» to
Alaska in search of his icst son. Alex
ander Rodgers, who was last heard of
a year ago w hen he was planning to go
down the Tanana river ou a raft- Ad
miral Rodgers is impelled to make the
trip north himself hy a letter from
Rethel. Alaska, which has Just come to
hand- it is writ'en by Rob Hunter to
a friend in Bremerton, whose name the
admiral does not wish to reveal. Ac
cording to the letter Hunter was build
ing a power boat at Bethel last month
fo. a trip to the Iditarcd A young
tuan applied to him with the proposi
tion that he should earn a trip up the
river by helping buihl the boat Hunter
goes on to say that the young fellow
worked nard. but adds that privations
which he suffered had apparently af
fected his mind
For days he would not say a word,
and would th-'n talk disconnectedly of
a father in the south who had 2,000
men working for him. All of his nams
that Hunter had discovered was Alex
ander Hunter goes on to say that he
is taking the stranger along with him
to the new diggings because he Is such
a good worker and is going to give him
the Freajerton man's kit. which Hun
ter was keeping in Rethel. Hunter
closes with an urgent request to his
Bremerton friend to Join him in the
north, because he is not sure that ~AF
gxander" will prove a good working
partner.
That Admiral Rodgers believes Rob
Hunter's companion is his son is
shown by his visit to the schooner P
J Abler, which will soon sail for the
Kuskokwim. Admiral Rodgers handed
to Capt. K R. Hoffman. skipper of the
Abler. 50 letters addressed to Rob
Hunter, which are to be distributed
throughout Kuskokwim district, in the
hopes that one of them may come into
the hands of the right party.
They describe Alexander Rodgers as
twenty-two years old. 5 feet $*» inches
high, weight 150 pounds, blue eyes,
blonde hair, fair complexion, near
sighted. wearing classes when he left
home. The letters, which are signed
by the admiral, request Mr. Hunter to
wire any information from the nearest
office. Admiral Rodgers was accompa
nied on his visit to the Abler by Lieut.
John Rodgers, an older brother of the
missing man. who has recently re
turned from a fruitless search in Alas
ka. A song consultation was held in
the cabin of the P. J. Abler between
the two naval officers and A. J. Born,
owner of the Abler, and Captain Hoff
man as to the methods of the search.
When the Abler stopped at Bethel
on June IT there was no such person
as Bob Hunter there. Bethel is a Ut
tie Indian village and all she white
people know one another by name.
The letter was dated June 11. and Hun
ter states that he is handing It to Cap
tain Johnson Johnson is known as the
skipper of a small sloop which runs
between Nome and Bethel
The Bremerton mac received the
letter in Cordova and brought it down
from Alaska Mr Born cannot account
for the shortness of time between
Bethel and Cordova The only explana
tion is some mistake in the date line
of Hunter's letter.
PAY OF FRENCH PRESIDENTS
Receives S2^0.CC0 Yearly. Half as SaK
ary. Half as Expenses. Ns Ex
tras for Hospitality.
London.—The no tics; of the Eng
lish king's civil list has led Mrs.
Crawford, the Paris correspondent of
Truth, to tell how French presidents
fare in the Ratter of expenses. A
French president receives 10.000 a
year, half as salary and half -is ex
penses, no extra allowance for hospi
nitality being made except on excep
tional occasions He has no pension
He profits by few minor perquisites
outside his salary, such as vegetables,
from what were formerly the royal
gardens at Versailles, fruits front Fon
tainebleau, game from those state fo>
ests where he has shooting, and hay
for his horses front the presidential
seat at RamfcouiUet. The state pays
for his men servants in the stables
only, but allows for the coachman,
though not for a chauffeur or secre
taries. His military and naval staffs
are maintained by the war and ma
rine ministries.
Fbiix Faure. when president, ob
tained from the parliament money for
building and keeping up a palace
train. Railway companies, when the
president goes into the provinces of
ficially. are glad to give it—and any
extra cars he may want—the freedom
of their lines for the sake of the ex
cursion business this brings. This ec
ables the president to reserve the
$40,000 allowed for traveling ex
penses for tips to railway servants,
servants at prefecture*, and for char
ities
The French president never gives
less than SUV to the railway em
ployes. His contributions to charity
funds at the hospitals he visits and
donations to mayors for the poor are
Ijeavy He also is expected to sub
scribe to relief funds for victims of
fires, floods and other disasters. Yet
a French president atways contrives
to save money.
OMAHA HAS A FROG FAMINE
Dry Weather Causes Dearth In Mar
ketable Denizens of Millponds,
Creeks and Swamps.
Omaha. NeTk—Thor? Is a bull mar
feet hero on frogs. due to the unusual
dryness of the season. Places where
heretofore frogs have hatched by the
millions and grown to lull sire this
season are frogless. The swamps and
low lands hare become as dry as a
turnpike and in them not a frog is to
be found.
Ordinarily at this season of the year
frogs large enough to serve in the ho
tels and restaurants tnay be bought of
the frog catchers and fishermen at 40
to 50 cents per dozen, but this year
they have jumped to 50 cents per doz
en. and even at those prices are hard
to get.
"Blondy” Clark, who for the last fif
teen years has run a froggery on the
shores of Florence lake, and annually
has sold from 300 to 500 dozen of
frogs, finds himself now without a frog
except the old stock carried over for
breeding purposes.
Goes Haymaking at 106.
London.—Mrs. Rebecca Clark of
Wood Green, who recently celebrated
her one hundred ana sixth birthday,
went baymaking the other day in a
field at Green Lanes. She was pro
vided wiij a new fork, and turned
over the hav with surprising vigor.
PLOW BETTER THAN PULPIT
Hartem Paster Says There Is Mere i
Money in Potatoes Than Sermons
—Takes to Farm.
York.—Potatoes pay so much
tetter than theology, according to the
v*(>w of Ret. Itr William Justin liar
sha. formerly well known as pastor of
the Second Reformed church in Har
lem. that he has stopped preaching and
taken to farming
He was a forceful and brilliant
preacher and his resignation from his
pulpit here was a sensation eleven
years ago. He left the city and sent
Lis resignation from southern Teras.
Rev. Or. Harsha had many financial
tribula’lons. which came upon him to
the amount of $40,000. owing to his
signing the notes of a western publish
ing house which failed. His creditors
pursued him to this city and sought to
attach his salary.
According to an article from his pen.
which appears in the current number
of the magatine. Success. Rev. Or.
Harsha gathered together about JlJdO.
with which he and his wife, his son and
his two young daughters went out in
search of pastures new. He was so
impressed with the idea that the min
istry offered no future that be dropped *
it like a hot potato.
The clergyman obtained a quarter
section in Colorado, for which he paid
$16 down. He bought two mares and
. a cow and 20# pounds of seed pota
toes, and near he is doing Terr well,
indeed, he writes He is harvesting
15,0'id rounds of potatoes to an acre,
for which he eas been getting half a
cent a pound. One hundred hens, lav
ing each an egg a day. meet his gro
cery hill with regularity and Sometimes
lay aside a surplus for a rainy day.
Also he Is raising pigs and enjoying
the sport of broncho busting and he
has some fine horses.
His barley crop. Kev Mr. Harsha
avers, is excellent, and he raises other
grains
“From year to year.- he writes. "w»
have cleared more land being careful
to remember J J. Hill's advice. 'Not
large farm*, but a larger use of the
boe W* have a small orchard of so
trees, but we believe in the persever
ance of the saints.”
A1I the crops of which the minister
is so proud are the result of irrigation.
Having put fcts hand to the plow, he
asserts that he would not turn back
for any consideration.
Wait Fifty Years for Morey.
Paterson. N J —After waiting fifty
years the creditors of the defunct
Cataract City bank are to receive a
first dividend on their claims. Tbs
receiver. John L. Griggs, has t3 70c
to distribute, money obtained through
s series of legal battles with the es
tate of a deceased receiver.
REVIVE BERING TUNNEL PLAN
i
Paris Corporation Formed to Connect
Asia and America by Rail—
Scheme Feasible.
Paris.—The project of tunneling
Bering strait and connecting Asia and
America by rail is attracting renewed
attention on this side of the water.
Several Frenchmen with important
governmental relations are reported to
be committed to the plan, among
the more conspicuous being Francois
Deloncie. formerly in the diplomatic
service and now deputy representative
of the colony Cochin China.
A corporation rortned for the con
struction of the tunnel plans to utilize
two small islands In Bering strait as
ventilation towers, so to speak, thus
dividing the tunnel into three sections,
averaging in length about ten miles
each.
J. De'obeL one of the capitalists in
terested in the project visited Lon
don recently with the object of enlist
ing in it some prominent American
railway men who then were there
!_
rine of them. a retired railway presi
dent of rsst eiperienc arise now is in
France* h£d been asked some rears
aft* to become a director in a Bering
sfait tunnel com pane.
An American who has just arrired
in Paris from London says the invita
tion to this railway magnate was re
pealed Us: week, bnt it is not at all
probable that he will aceert. He has
for the present positively forbidden
the use of his name in connection
with the project At the time his
friends say he is far from regarding it
as chimerical, but on the contrary
would probably enter Into it personally
if be were younger. Careful Inquiries
are being made in Paris regarding the
character and responsibility of the
Frehchmen who are promoting the
scheme and it is said these inquiries
are in the interest cl American cap
italists.
When a mac goes out ;o hunt a Rep
utation all he sets is l\c..r;e.y.
PUT BAN ON ADONIS SHAPES
C«n«y Island Officials Are Tired oi
Men Strutting Around in One
Piece Suits.
Xew York—Oapt Galvin, at Conor
Island, has ordered that men who poie
In tigbtlv Siting bathing suits on the
beaches roust go Hereafter modest*
will be the watchword from Seaesr
to Manhattan Beach
-\V> hare been receiving so mini
complaints la'ely." said Capt. Galvin,
"that I have Instructed the men to ar
rest rverv man who wears one of
those tight fitting suits or a one-piece
snlt. Pro tired of those Adonises who
put on their suits and pose. I've look
ed theta over myself and some of the
suits rve seen am indecent.
"It might not be ao bad if these
fellows would go In the water but
most of them are so vain that thev
l ist strut around, puffing out their
<* “sts, trr*ng to make a hit with the !
gl-ls I dont triad a woman povin
on the beach—it adds to the |jEj
scape—be: l»*s most too xrch wN»
man st-si-*s tuat so.-t o> gai_c.~
MEAN.
Willie—We TO*°pla^ng insurance
at school today and the boya
treated me mean.
Mama—How?
Willie—I Vas the president of the
company, and before I could resign
they fired me. _
KEEP BABY*S SKIN CLEAR
Few parents realiae hew many es
timable lives hare been embittered
»nd social and business success pre
vented by serious skin affections
which so often result from the neglect
of minor eruptions in infancy and
childhood. With but a little care and
the use of the proper emollients, baby's
skin and hair may be preserved, puri
fied and beautified, minor eruptions
prevented from becoming chron:.- and
torturing, disfiguring rashes, itching*,
irritation and chafing* dispelled.
To this end. nothing is so pure, so
sweet, so speedily effective as the con
stant use ofCaticura Soap, assisted,
when necessary, by Cuticura Ointment.
Send to Potter Drug & Chens. Corp.
sole proprietors. Boston, for their free
$?-page Cuticura Book, telling all about
the care and treatment of the skin.
Thinkrrg of Curtain Lectures.
Mrs. Peek—I see the Maine Agricul
tural college proposes to establish lec
tures especially for country pastors.
Mr. Peck—What's the matter, ain't
none of the parsons up there married?
Real Modesty.
“An actor should be modest, and
most actors are." said James K. Hack
Ht at a luncheon in Pittsburg. “But
! know a young actor who. at the be
rtnning of his career, carried modesty
Utmost too far.
“This young man inserted in all tL«
Irama ic papers a want advertise
ment that said:
" 'Engagement wanted—small part
such as dead body or outside shoutr
preferred.' “
He Had No Eye for Color.
There came to the home of a negro
n Tennessee an addition to the fatn
ly in the shape of triplets. The proud
Tather hailed the first man who came
along the read and asked him in to
see them. The man. who was an Irish
man. seemed greatly interested in the
nfants as he locked them over, lying
Bs a row before him.
“What does yo‘ think T* asked the
parent
“Waul"—pointing to the one in tha
middle—“I think I'd save that one."—
Everybody's Magazine.
Tubereiiroass in the Prisons.
The fact that HKVbdO prisoners ara
Jischarged from the Jails and prison*
at the country annuaily. and that from
1# to 15 per cent, of them have tuber
miosis. makes the problem of provid
ing special places for their treatment
while they are confined a serious one.
So important is the problem that the
Prison association of New York in co
operation with the State Charities Aid
association, is preparing to inaugurate
1 special campaign for the prevention
af tuberculosis in the penal institu
tions of the state, and will seek to en
itst the co-operation of all prison phy
sicians and' anti-tuberculosis societies
in this work.
Sign of Recovery.
“If when the devil is sick a monk
he will be.“ said Rose Stahl sagely,
“then the devil gets well in double
quick time. Witness that young 'dtvil
with the ladies." my kid cousin. Last
winter he was ill. so ill he didn't have
any sense of humor left nor any sense
either. 1 was staying at the same ho
tel. and when l went in to look after
him he virtuously remarked that his
room was no place for a "Chorus Lady ■
»nd promptly shooed me out. (A few
years ago l spanked that kid.l Thor,
fie got scare.! and sent for a doctor
and the doctor sent for a trained
nurse. For several days I got bulle
tins of his progress from the Cham
bermaid. The fourth morning she set
ray mind completely at rest.
“ "Sure, ma'am." said Maggie, “an" l
think he do be gettin" along very well.
The nurse was sittln’ on bis tap this
taornin’V”
Right food is a basis
For right living.
“ There’s only one disease,"
Says an eminent writer—
“ \X rang living
“And but one cure—
“Right Bring."
Right food is supplied by
Grape=Nuts
It contains the vital
Body and brain-building
Elements of wheat and barley—
Most important of which is
The Potassium Phosphate,
Grown in the grain
For rebuilding tissues
Brcken down by daily
Folks who use Grape-Nuts '
Know this—they feel k.
There s a Reason"
Rend “The Road to Weflville,"
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