Nebraska Newspapers

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TO HEAD MONEY HEPTARCHY
Pie~;ont Morgan Jr.. «utm Thomas Ryan
s»; k it to head as American t nancial heptarchy.
r< * > nt y has been v isiting some of the rast prop
r . r- 't to » Ueb he is to fall heir Young
V 'pun tuirv'. =ed at fhe huge st«-el plants in
Pi;t.«burg, a part of the lulled State* Steel cor
3- at. m — 'he trust—which is controlled by his
tather H- also vUlu-d the miils at Gary . Ind.
> ate growtrg so rapidly, and found much
to ponder over there
Although the impression Is far from general,
young Morgan is in many ways much like his fa
ther h tray not have the inters organizing
genius; that remains to be seen.
1 ut t* bus the dominating personality and ap
(kale Ear fcaataeas that made the elder Mor
gan even a de-cade age and before hr crowned
* • - • :»•; r • * i t- formation of the greatest of all industrial
i.» -_t* r... f. •-» St el corporation—such a towering figure
it i.ranc; i sine At i : >r y*ara the younger man his taken an active
aft ■- ■ beck the Loncjc and Ne* York houses oi J. P. Morgan
4 • i •; a year ago that J. P Morgan. Jr.. entered the do
■tait. of rxMymnzit tu-anr* and manag- mest.
t *r i- ri> ai . Snare*. committee of the I'nited States
“ *• *;• ratsan rt . atrance to the National City tank board of direc
- mo. a-*d L*:_it a*% the purpose of the father to familiarize the son
•*— n/'.»re is.j<—a- - -baa devolved upon him in th- ordinary routine of
eve* m j-.it a hanking < > o< rr. a* 'hat of J P Morgan ffc Co. Young Mor
gan la awt like km father. pkyafcnUy. as well as mentally He is tall, ro
’ - 4'-f fm« - amg Tr* >.mp--: aments of the two m-:n however, have
• is "ant* 5 rgst. i« brusque and saturnine Morgan. Jr.. Is
i ' - :: . ct.-':-b :- <t. - a.--*-- :r_: bu
c-kc* him »rr»c iy p ; alrr tn both business and society
Is iiso an a • and oaidoor man. this heir to j:h0.000.086 and the
-■-ra. i• mi , . ■ ;r-»::: the wor.d and an ardent sportsman Sel
dtm-* he c : - N » Y«-'k Y'acht clubs races on l,nng Island sound.
'* ere® ia th- w- ■{. weather and in his oilskins, looking iite the hardi
* ■**> • - • ' :.:P -uta. hr ha.na.es his smart Su-footer Ibis in masterly
faicaan
GORST EGYPT'S REAL RULER
Tb. 'an o.s s;-eerh which Col Theodore Roose
»*■ made :n Loo don. following the one which he
mas* ta Eg pt, has. attracted attention To that
court'r>. and to Sir Eidua Gorst. Bririsn agent and
•c.- .. t->n: in Egypt, who mas the real ruler
in that part of John Bull s domain
r:r E:df* Go*?’ succeed,<1 Lord Cromer In
Egypt a r*le mote than three years ago. but
pr* vjvgsljr fce tad had much *xperie*.ce in that
country He first went to Cairo in ibS6 as an
atta l» and has te—n promoted gradually to his
prv.—n* |* -r on The criticism against him Is
•hi* H- i» -to cor :.ia*ory iha he has not been
- -f > f.rxa In dealing with the Nationalist
pr— wdirtfc eve® goes so far ns to advocate as
s':.-' esc: n -• -he British government represent-'
atirss Is a native of \rm oul is fnr.
tj-eine yean of ape Beeentlj Str Edward Grey. Iwrlf secretary in the Brit
*■* cnidat*. ewiegued Gum aad Ms adaiMli irathaa of Egypiixn affairs, but in
•» * ' b ’' >* t* to bt r*;dac» d by Sir Artur Harding*. cousin of the
T *t -a'* 4 » -rt of India There is as effort to tuaae it appear that
the raanrviidi speech had wrung to do with Gent s removal, but the people
; •: • ■ i. -aat ~n- ac/»• taking the ex prsident's ad
' - aad »S rule lit Egypt wi e a curb bit in the iu'arv.
' - - t-r rent? to the ee-cwrltv mL. a ootues with the
hut in*- - exists a N; : nalisl party, the am as ten of which !s
• - .-woe Sir known - .T in addressing these Nationalists. bluntly told
t - ■ * were tax hi tor teBp ceraBiemt and would not be i*.r several gen
ersutows.
t l-lagand V* F.n-eex• - '< :n*i -his trp by telling th> B7iri<-h their du
** w^- j *tt la #ff b* said that if Great Britain had no riga; in Egypt it
- - f* : ha: a rizhi here then it should raw with a firm hand
s. and titaiuith and n-a-train order at all costa.
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OLD GUERRILLA CHIEF OUT
c : Jot* 5 Most?. The famous Confederate
r • rn a Of ;v« war day- ha? lost his position as
a sp rial fort, * in the depaiuucat of justice,
afl-r tight years there
in ate.nee of Attorney General Wicker
ham uo exj satiation was made at the depart
tt -n- Ok age. that tight mar- of superannuated
* letsw- employees It is understood, was the
asaia reason for the dismissal
C< - ”■ -: y Is wheat seventy-three rears of age
To t. o 1 - r. _ -he appears active arid energetic.
u* b—* t.'ir.J :n one eye siuc.- he was a
>eag * a* and late!* has b—o getting deaf
Ti e •'®- - ' history as a lighting man. his
iaifwaa with a small hand of guerrillas dur
'I th- Of war between th- stat-s. has given
t -b a pir» in history thnt bss marked him for
* >* ii mi* *P7 r -d a s;>eclal attorney of she d*
- - ear;? ta n. ?*•*. part «< h- K—»- ««it ads irfsirtii.— «nd mas as
r*- « . n ear:. -art » ofe-ra:*^* az-vnst anrsnnarat lands in
= - • »ti» -w" * tin* m< rfc. In -pit- of numerous threats.
* - r t* irjee . ,n O- P-. tiea: Korsereit The colonel an* one of th
«* *-V ca*. mfesci tm* • ss-Jj led to the ir—alii.asl cha-ges made
'jr j; ti- d.;.-m**sJ so .-**.« ai rmard is r-garuea as slgniS
—
■> Cad—el Washy hr—» a Kepnhhcan aosue time after the Ci.il mar. be
* **■* *hm v he ihr h**t method for asrartsg mnnkm to the sooth He
'* - ~ -Ml otr- or <>fc-ral Grant. mho kept hies :n the best federal po
« t! • *.r t—1 as* cia*wI «d hiss Often as to in.;«*:,^n: government
b •
T ■****• * that C< Voshe *r; ncm j<n*e hi- Tir e tc m riling a
hoe* uf W Oni m.r. a a rich be look such a conspicuous pan.
RAIL CHIEF HAS A SCHOOL
'! F. rtrrar:. n epnddn: M .be Itarllagtcw
i*Mdi te« bee* UMftb( s-haol ta St Louis
%»Ta.'u ■' *’ Is a •sLtud scioej and m-iatile troa
L* Sacs iLm rb* ores sirs iv lie first upon
» * ~i "■ ci ■ m&n m-r.'T -aou'Jervd tfce re
-■ -a-:<io :b- tii: i.-glou Sys
a Lad t»*~ £ ta 5: Louis
F r ii *- Mr Irjrani e:"t tbe Cbicayw
bratf-c-aui . - t» t—raiue a |*-ri;«ate«c protacogao—
‘ *•• * a- v were—fu- ae is n .iug
■».r B —:;a* oa Srsser: acotia* tteaber*
«*- •** op* :asm« aac raSc sijjf at onisloa and
: - v- bMdvanm mad Lo.;ia- UtUe edueatxn
a! as* urgs
«ie bad a mod cOfMad o: .ocai crletdltW
* » Ob «a» vv a T- oe. assistaat pt
--a. **» - - r . . it. mb© Sj- stac :sc n»Kiw.n
« - • »»!*■ i - ;c cnti* t«i a . rite? lor possessor* The* There
»n m; use Gm« * n~rai - ight *g-o* of tbe likMi district ’jws He ha
ur tmtoAMm tbe «i» n <* tbe rajad. twtwt and sa_e trJkn,p«.rtat»oa of
Ty* i 5 a* is r »ttt a de»* «>4f of be* to be a div *aoa superintend
*»d Tb>"t-««* • »c Jr twibdrc as ciaioraie course os emotion us
tbe ranks of tbe ken***.: pa*#**ger department
_ 3 G t:* «=»d* Ji-tFr adranees ta tbe art of galdtac right- th*
f ' '*anoer out- iJ b*T ar* h aded west of Cbtcagn sad St Louis H.«
la* • ~»ir aaata pope rs showed a waa.-tib.y high a cerate
7b* ew*-***»*;.. j-dig-gw* has tbe task of teaching other people tc
take tu> job trass ba—wbt* they get good enough
Tte * •*? F U takk *a* m seboo despite tbe bed weatb-r AH th*
* as »s**rt*-«t*er c* tbe system me to educational training to sue
*»-- dr 7»-n-k and utber general superintendent* and all trf the oJT.ce boys
L Kr Bream b- d a eewbno. of ocbooi la Har.aiiau Brooks Gd. Kansas City
f 6- >t*»pa taf fraiaba
1. s» fc»jp.*» at *a*t twice a year and railroad men wU. corxu.se to ~ge
* - e*«n m ibrir mature' rears because they belter* there « always
■on bag is icazn about r .inning a rahroad and lia business
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HAY YET BE PRESIDENT OF THE NATIONAL LEAGUE
JOHN M. WARD.
CGTCH TO FIGHT JACK JOHNSON? NEVER!
Report That Champion Wrestler Will Turn Pugilist and Become
the “White Man’s Hope,’’ Is Only an Advertising Scheme
—Trouble Again Threatened in the National League.
By KNOCKOUT.
Do you remember reading in this pa
per along about the time the Jeffries
Johnson match was made that there
was a plan to have Frank Gotch. the
world's champion wrestler, turn pu
gilist and fight Jack Johnson, if the
big boilermaker failed to win?
Well, it was printed w nether you
read it or not. and now the scheme
has been sprung. Let me say right
at the start off that Frank Gotch never
will be seen in the ring with Jack
Johnson Gotch is too smart. In fact
he's abc-ut the smartest athlete in the
country, if not the world. Gotch is
strong. Gotch is game and as a wres
tier has no peer. But there's all the
difference in the world between wres
tling and fighting, and a different set
of muscles entirely is developed in
the two games.
Jim Corbett, acording tc report, was
going to give several months of his
valuable time to teaching Gotch the
fine points of the fighting game to
make of the wrestler "the white man's
hope." a position Jeffries held until
July 4. Corbett is in the show' busi
ness. Gotch has been on the stage
and probably will be again next win- j
ter That's the answer, dear reader !
Both know the value of getting their
names in print in connection with such
a story. Xo. Frank Gotch never will
fight Johnson and if he does he's too
smart to have any old has beens
leaching him the business. It would
be Gotch for Tommy Kyan or Billy
Delaney. Corbett wouldn t do.
As i predicted last week. Tommy
R>an has come out with the declara
tion that he intends to prime his pro
tege. Con O'Kelly, to fight Johnson.
Foxy Tommy says he can make
O'Keily into a scrap'per in a year,
and »ill then challenge Johnson for
the championship. About all the Harp
has now is sixe. but he'll know how to
fight when Kyan gets through with
him. They all do. But wilt he be able
to whip Johnson? It's a safe guess
the odds would be five to one on John
son should the pair br matched at the
end of a year. Fighters are not made
that quickly Tuey must have plenty
of hard knocks and they don't get
hem in a gymnasium. It is probable
that at the end of a year there'll be
eo place in the United States where
a i ham.idoc?hip fight can be pulled off ■
anyw ay.
It s remarkable how ties agitation
against the show'ing of the nu vim
l iciures of the Keuo battle has grown >
Vaj Dick Sylvester, superintendent of ,
police in \\ ashir.gton. started it the
>:ay after the hat tie. when, because o: j
1 rtot between blacks and whites in ,
the na icnal Cipital. he said he would
not prrsiit the pictures to be shown
{♦cause of the antinegro feeling en
gendered there.
Oiher cities picked it up and the
movement grew into such proportions
that th men who bought the right to
show the pictures and erhibit them
grew alarmed and decided not to show
them just yet. Pt is understood that
Jeffries received J'k.bdn. Johnson J'ji. j
bOh and Rukard or Sfai.iHki for
their shire in the pictures, which, in
addition to the expense ot taking and
staging 'hem. probably meant an out
lay ot 5 * 0 v Xo wonder the pro
moters were alarmed by the move
ment started in Washirg cr. They ex
pected to clean ap a n.itioo dollars
With r*rv tig cities closed a*.iinst
them, they’ll do well to get their
money back. Which means the prize
fight game in this country is on its
last legs. The Johnson-Uttle quarrel
and counter charges of faking be
tween them has added another blow,
and it's safe to be: that Johnson will
have to go to England or Australia if
he wants to fight again.
About the time the baseball season
closes you’ll hear more talk about
troubles in the National league. From
all accounts the official life of Thomas
J- Lynch, the president of the organ
ization. is by no means a bed of roses.
There's dissatisfiaction among the
magnates and it is probable that Mr
Lynch will not be re-elected without
a fight. The faction that wanted to
make John M. Ward president last
winter is said to be still in favor of
putting him at the head of the league.
Mr Lynch didn't add to his popular
ity when he stopped the newspaper
protographers taking pictures erf the
players while the game is going on.
UMPIRE SHERIDAN QUIT
BECAUSE EYES ARE BAD
John F Sheridan, the American
league umpire, who suddenly an
nounced his intention of quitting the
game just before the contest between
V\ ashington and New York recently,
told I'resident Johnson at Chicago
that his eyes are going back on him
and that as he would have to wear
glasses, he had decided to quit the
game for good. Mr. Johnson sent the
umpire to an eye sj-eciali-t and hopes
that Jack can be influenced to don
umpire togs again.
"An accident common to ball play
ers started me on the downward path
path of umpiring." says Sheridan. "In
vouth I aspired to be a hold athlete,
and got along very well until 1 went
to Chattanooga. Tenn.. to play second
base with a jug iron arm. That was
in the spring of ISSw. Early in the
season they used the acid test on the
arm and it was a case of tin can for
me. They had passed the Iron age
in Dixie. Henry Grady, the silver
tongued statesman, was president of
the Southern league at that time He
must have thought my voice sounded
ripe tor the business, so h- offered me
a soft snap umpiring at STS per month
I needed the money, but had I known
then what 1 know now i would not
have needed the money. So-retimes
a fellow can get along without it
However. I was a youngster tar from
HtT sunny California home, and the
$.3 per looked good be;ore I go* busv
I was assigned to Macon. G»„ as the
society papers say. *r,d I umpired
since them"
Nars Gtt New CnPege Player.
Tn.» Naps recently landed a new out
fieM.r. a college player named James
H. Rutherford. Rutherford starred
with the Cornell ’varsity team last
year and again this season Scout
Sam Kennedy put h*s stamp of ap
proval t-n the youngster after «eci--.g
htm under fire In' a couple of bit cob
lege games
W»ll Jones Ever Cere BarwT
Fielder Jones, manager of tb * 5-v^ .
Sox team in ISO®. has severed hr? c -n
section with the Ch halts. \Va*>. I
team and r.*y sot be ai*V to rests’
the year--ae to join the c»-wy>
BYRNE SAYS BASEBALL
IS A POOR PROFESSION
FOR YOUTH TO CHOOSE
By BOBBY BYRNE.
'Copyright. 1910. by Joseph B. Bowles.)
You ask me to tell how I happened
to get Into baseball as a profession in
order to heip young and aspiring play
ers. If they asked me I would tell
them everything 1 could to keep them
from starting. Xot that I knock the
profession, but I think it is a poor one
to choose, net because of the life it
self. bat because of its temptations
and hardships, and. worse than that,
the small chances of being really suc
cessful
If 1 hud it to do over argin 1 do n*t
think 1 ever would b=ccme a profes
sional tall player, in spite of the fact
that I love the game and iove to p..*y
it. I think a young fellow would to
better to devote himself to some othef
line than to take the chances of su.'
cess in the national game, for eves
when he wins he loses.
I wanted to be a bail player and was
educated at the game in a good school
cn the lots around St. Louis. I think
that tall players develop faster when
they are In the neighborhood of some
major leagu» team. One cr two of the
players cn a "prairie" team are at
every game the big leagues play. The*
see how the game is played, and being
at that age as imitative as monkey?
they work the same things on their
own teams and team all tae other
toys. 1 have noticed that when any
city has a pennant winning chib the
quality of baseball played by the boys
and the amateurs in that vicinity is
much improved. •
The first regular team 1 made was
the Arcades at Spring5eld. Mo., which
was quite a team, merely because we
had one fellow who knew the game
well and could teach us. It is easier
to teach toys than to teacn men. a?
they will obey without a question if
they think the leader knows what he
is doing. 1 picked up the game rapid
ly. The hardest thing I had to learn
was when to throw 1 think I
must have thrown awaj half the gam“s
we played before I learned not to
throw when there was no chance to
get the runner. 1 think that is one
of the _rst things a young piajer
should learn, to look before he throw?
and only throw when he has a chance
to make a play. The next thing, it
seems to me. is to learn to handle
one's feet and to keep in the game all
the time, and be in position to move
when the ball is hit or before.
I played around in the Trolley league
at St. Louis, and then took a chance
and went to Shreveport. La., where I
made good right off the reel. I start
ed well, but got to thinking that the
old heads dow n there were not as good
as the "kids" in the Trolley league,
until they began to show- me things !
never had heard about Luckily 1 had
BobC> Bym*.
sense enough to see they were right
and I followed them. The first thing
I knew 1 was hack in the big ’eague
at St. Louis. The biggest thing I had
'.earned wat that, no matter how far
a fellow gets up in the business, rfcerr
still is a lot he does not know, snd hj
dint of wat 'hing and teaming l held
on. and stul aoi learning and willing
to learn. When 1 know it all t'i- quit
or be released.
Jennings After Star Twirir*.
Kttgb.ie Jennings, manage) of the
Detroit Tigers, needs good ; licbers
badly. He is said to have trade of
fers for Walter Johnson of the N*
tk-nals and Frank Smith of *le Cht
cage White Sox. If these reports are
tme Hughte certainly feat n blest In
his wishes. Conaskey tuigl i trade
Smith for Tv Cobb and Tot" Noyes
might let Johnson go for a Carrel or
two of coin. Tis said FCroit of
fered Washington $30.00* for the bat
tery. Johnson and Street, '-resident
Nsvin says it fent true. Wyhe that
setr'es it and maybe it does*'*. Catch
er Beckendcrf cf Detroit f -»s beer
sold to Washington.
.. ..-I .- -W
Rsy Larks Like a jt»».
Guess that new pitcher -or the St
Lotus Frowns must be a little Ray
cf surshine. Any lad freh from the
bush who can stack against the Tigers
and beat them twice in one series
«K>S not need to work very hard the
rest of the year Took a barrel ot
nerve and lets of the real gx»ds tr
turn, the trick against the demons.
Cobb Crawford £ Co. *lisBited».
Ovtted fer First Time.
When Josh Devore was banished fca
hte r»rt in the chastising of the g»i
..at Brooklyn rooters who abase,
'h vlin som* days ago. It was the firs
-I’ve ia fees career fee was pot o
a game
APPEAL THAT PAPA HEEDED
Little Daughter's ingenious Plea Put
a Step to the Piano Playing
at Once.
A Philadelphia man who Rods much
amusement In playing rag time melo
dics on the piano received a rude
shock one evening recently at the
hands of his daughter, a swot H.tie
miss of some fourteen years
It was warm and the ho :*« was
aide open a hen the load parent sat
iowr. at tbe piano and began -pawing
tfce ivories" with unusual ardor While
fce was playing his daughter came
u»io the room with a companion
I Daddy, stop playing." she said
Somewhat surprised the rather
wanted to know why he should cease
entertaining himseli. The little girl
was cot inclined to explain
Finally she said "Why. the neigh
tors have a lot of company "
"Is that all?" commented deiiy.
alth fir*r seem We i. it tee*
.like my p-r.-icg tk_> ^
windows,- and ho attacked the plane
with renewed rigo
-Tos. hat daddy- pleaded the
daughter, as she glided over to her
parent and pot her arm over his neck.
—they'll think it was [ playing.
That settled It. Ho stopped
Outy te Sett.
Ik* what thy mar hood bids thee do
frx«: none bci self expect applause,
he noblest axe* and noblest dies. wb<
aves a ,e »*,-,=» hit sell a*ade laws -
« ^ Jl. Ivii4
; LIVES SAVED AT SMALL COST1
Figure Showing Expenditure For
the Maintenance of Tubercu
losis Sanatorium*.
In a comparative study of the cost
of maintenance In thirty tuberculosis
sanatorium* the National Association
for the Study and Prevention of Tu
berculosis found that the food cost in
most of the Institutions represented
one-third of the annual expenditures.
The average daily food cost per pa
tient was $0,544. The expenditures for
salaries and wages represented nearly
another third, being J0 451 per day per
patient out of a total of $1.GC9. The
fuel, oil and light cost was $9,206 per
capita per diem, or about one-eighth
cf the total cost. The daily cost in
:he several Institutions ranged all the
way from $0,946 per patient to $2,555.
In the far west and southwest, as in
Colorado and New Mexico and Cali
fornia. the cost was higher than in the
east, in New York and New England,
being $2 025 per patient as against
SI 745. The total expenditures of the
thirty Institutions were $1.305.953.2S.
while the total receipts from all
sources were $!.54S.525.74. More than
70 per cent, of the receipts were re
ceived from public funds and private
benefactions, only 2S.S per cent, being
from patients. Stated in another way
only 55 per cent, of the total expendi
tures were received from patients, the
remainder being made up from other
source*.
A WARNING.
Man at Telephone—Let me have the
pas office, please.
Operator—Certainly. But you know
we don't allow any swearing over our
lines.
Silenced tne Critic.
Charles Sumner, when in London,
gave a ready reply. At a dinner given
in his honor, he spoke of "the ashes"
of some dead hero. "Ashes! What
American English!" rudely broke in
an Englishman; "dust you mean. Mr.
Sumner. We don't burn our dead in
this country" "Yet.” instantly re
plied Mr. Sumner, with a courteous
smile, "your poet Gray tells us that
‘Even In our ashes live their wonted
fires.” The American was not crlti
cired again that evening.
The Deacon's Parable.
A self-conscious and egotistical
young clergyman was supplying the
pulpit of a country church. After the
service be asked one of the deacons,
a grizzled, plain-spoken man. what be
thought of bis morning effort.
"Waal.” answered the old man.
slowly. ‘TU tell ye In a kind of para
ble. 1 remember Tunk Weatherbees
fust deer hunt, when he was green
He follered the deer'a tracks ail right,
but be follered 'em all day in the
wrong direction.”—Housekeeper.
Caught In the Rush.
“My poor man." said the sympa
thetlc woman, "and how came yon to
be crippled for life 7“
Tli tell you. madam.” replied the
beggar “Once I spent my vacation
at a summer hotel and I was trampled
down trying to get into the dining
room after the first bell.
If You Ars a Trtfle Sensitive
Abbot >li» of your stow, cut people
w mAiR shore br using Alice's I'am V»b.
tho Abusopiio Powder to sheko Into tho shoos.
It euros Tired. swo os. Aching Foot sad
rosi and comfort. Just tho thing too
breaking in now shoos- Sold eeer? where. *Sc
Ssmpio cost FUEK. Address. A~ec S. O-Kaiod.
Lo Koj N. T
As He Remembered It.
“Johnnie, what did the minister
preach about today7“
"It was about something that stings
like an adder and bites !<ke a multi
plier."
Why He Believes Her.
Evangeline—Rachel never can tell
anything without exaggerating tt.
John—E'kat's why I believe her
when she tells her age
*o<L Wow A. Weary. Water? Errs
Relieved E> llmcc Eye Rnuoli Trc
XI-trine For Your Eye Troup es. You W :
Like Xlurtoe It Soothes 5Sc at Vour
ITr-ce Sts. Write Foe Eye Rooka. Frrw.
bl urt a* Eye Rem-eiy Ok. Ci.x-agiz
Aromatic Effects.
”What you ought to Jen" said the
physician. Is to take the air in an
automobile or a motor boat."
"Can't I stay home and open a can
of gasoline 7"
The -x eswSty re Levt*' S-b
f « kvjaiers feusi ta bo other 3c cigar
A craxy p,rsoa thinks every one
else is insane, and love ts bi nd be
cause it imagines everybody e-se is.
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fcaMiiilB SIB ■ niahw S. Jtehi --
Knock and the world will join tn
the anvil chorus
How He Kept tn« u«.
**I noticed." said the friend-who
could-be-trusted, after a trip through *
the factory where preserves are made,
"that a white powder la first put In
the cans, and that the preserves are
then put in the white powder.”
“Yes." explained the proprietor to
the friend-who-could-be-trusted, “that
white powder is a preservative. Yon
see we are compelled to put the pro
serves In a preservative because an
idiotic requirement of the government
makes it unlawful for us to put n
preservative In the preserves.”
Where He Came in.
“Have you ever figured In a divorce
suit'"
“No; the lawyers did the figuring.
I Just paid the bills.”
Lewis' Sitirle Binder give* the run'm,
s rich, mellow-tasting 3c cigxr.
We are stih patiently awaiting the
advent of wireless politics.
1*- PteMBt -^ran ‘rrvlm.
p”--> sk-it *c*h ! ▼ r ana t*. '•eii
khj —el eiaj -n*.* Dot flip*.
A thick head is apt to generate a
multitude of thin ideas.
The Handiest Remedy
is Hostetter’s Stomach
Bitters, and past experi
ence has proven that when
taken promptly at the first
signal of distress a sick
spell can be avoided. For
Loss of Appetite, Gas on
Stomach, Heartburn,
Bloating, Indigestion,
Dyspepsia, Headache,
Costiveness, Cramps,
Diarrhoea, Malaria,
Fever and Ague it stands
unequalled. Get a bottle.
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Ousted
Mary a man goes broke—in Health
—then wealth. Blames his mind
says it don’t work right; but all the
time it's jfcj bezels. They don’t work
—liver dead and the whole system gets
clogged with poison. Nothing kills
good, clean-cat brain action like con
stipation. CASCARETS will relieve
sod cure. Try it cow. g|
CASCARETS I'd a bos for s week's
trearraeat. AUdracrttu Bigs**: Mlteff
t& tbe workl. Aluetoo box«a a moatA.
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