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Let me he ip yc-j - His lace looked so hand some and so appealing that the stony • lrressioB of the mo man softened a trlfie “We#, the Least yon can do Is to help me home.- she said, gruffly. “I'm all shook up” She evidently blamed him for her fall He raised her. and st< leaned on him. grunting and groaning They mailed on. She said nothing Finally he began to be unpleasantly aware of her weight. His arm seemed almost paralyzed and drops of perspiration came out cm his forehead. He stood srin a moment In the road. “Would yon mind changing to the other side? I could support yon with my right arm This one is getting a little •Ired “ The long lips set into a grim sine. •'Can't.*' responded the woman My other arm's hurt too bad - He wcmdered vaguely how her arm could por it !y be hurt, bat said nothing. The woman c-ged him on. li seemed to Ralph Interminably. she did not speak except to urge him to walk faster Finally, they made one ;a<t turn and came within «ight of a small gray house set well hack from the rotd in a garden of Red ramblers climbed orer fence and porch As the two drew near, a young girl arose from the steps and hurried to ward the gate - oh' are you hurt? are yon hurt?- she exclaimed, breath lessly to the soman The latter put out her “injured” arm and opened the gate with a bang “No! 1 fell down but I want hurt a mite. Would ha‘ 1 te—n home an hour ago only 1 wanted to teach some smart fools a lesson ^be s*rod" up the walk and into the bouse, letting the screen door slam after her Again *he helpless fit of laughter <*"» upon Ralph. He leaned again?! The cate, robbing his numb arm and -h^nTicR »l'b mirth. This time he had a sweet echo, and looked into a rosy face dimpled »i h fun. for after one tlarik moment, and a glance at the -Tate of his attire, the girl had setaed to divine all In a Cash. The y< _ng man looked down some what roe!ully at his coat and shoes. "I seem to hare received the worst of It,” he raid The girl looked up with a trace of shyness “Ton could come In and clean up I*> not cJnd her. she's pe culiar. twt—” He broke In with a question. “Any n latk*”“ he askec What if she should be the mother! "N< ' Oh. no! We are boarding here —my mother and L Mrs Thurston take* boarders every summer.” i-he starred toward the bouse, and Ralph followed V.rs Thurston met ■~-*-tn at the door She led the young man to a room, supplied him with aater and clean towels In grim silence I'a* as «fc~ was leaving she paused. Gimme that coat ” Ralph handed It to her. and she disappeared. Presently she brought back the coat. Tie i-og rip was neatly mended. • ■sons tbii-W do till yon can see a tailor leaner ready in half an hour.” Th i- dimer was a memorable event -1 was a * • .l-cooked meat served in the lung bay windows where the ratni'-er* ctttnbed in over the sill Mrs Thurston lost some of her gtininess, and ere* smiled once or twice;. Mrs i'arrand. the girl s mother. * as very : gracious And the girl herself' She sat by the • T“t window, not In the blue dress he had i lc* ured. but in snowy white. In h-r eyes Were the lights and shadow* the espresskms be had seen in the eves of the Dream Girl around the bend In the stream His wonderful vacation had. indeed begun Afterward. t»e saw her alone for a c-otnext on the porch The glove lay la his pocket. He * as afraid to a>k her about it Suppose It should not he hers. He drew It out slowly The ight from the window those u;«a It The girl reached up and took It from his hand “Why. you found my glove'“ she ei claimed la surprise "It Is yuan, then?" "Yes I'm so glad! It Is not very pleasant for one tiot to have a mate .“ He koked down at her. "la haditig that out. too." be mur He moved a step nearer. Good night " He pressed the little ■oft hand la both fct. own for a mo ment *TU see you tomorrow morn be* t* raid. I’ve arranged with Mrs Thorston to route here to board." D-acrunmating Fat Burglar. Just before Easter 225 carnations were taken one night from the cellar of L W Acbesun. a florist, of Pitts held. Mass He called In the joliee. hut they found no ’rare of a burelajy Mr> Patrick Carney, living in an ad joining bouse, has just found the car nations in a tub in her cellar, where a ra* had carried them and made m nee* To carry the flowers the rat traveled 5** feet from house to house. The flowers were all taken between riidniglit and five o'clock in the morn ing A strange feature of the rat’s theft I* that he took but one variety, a ink leaving a'l the white and dark red carnation* undisturbed. Potatoes Cha neg Together. An acrK-ultural freak Is shown in an > ilH: strut ton in live current number of , Haas. Hof und Garten in the share of t two potatoes bel*i toge her by a seven •luked chain. The chain trust hare I been droi *-d and remained unnoticed ua tie* held and a potato formed in both of the end links They grew , through tfc. iron rings and are now I held there firmly, the :ron bands hav ing depressed them at the points of contact They were picked up at Scfcoroow. near Bernar. German/. ONE-ARMED FIELDER MAKES SINGLE ERROR EDDIE ASH. One of the Michigan leagues has a j team that is managed by a blind man. *ho. without seeing, can tell what is ;oing on in a game. While this seems •emarkable, the playing of Eddie Ash. vho was the star outfielder of the Wa >ash college team this year seems core so. for Ash has only one arm. Ash made only one bobble all year lis home is in Indianapolis, and It eas his second year in the right gar len for the scarlet. He played two tears for the Manual Training team n Indianapolis. Lots of fielders are rheered for their reunning one-hand matches, but their work cannot be re garded as so sensational after all when it Is known that Ash regularly accepts the most difficult chances with his sne hand. He is a fairly good batter Mid has been known to knock home runs with the one arm which seems to have the strength of two. There have been other one-armed Mayers, and some ot the older fans may recall "One-Armed Daly." who played professional ball a score of rears ago. It was reported some time ago that Clark Griffith had signed a ene-arme-d pitcher whom his scouts round In Texas. W hich Is the more superstitious, a tailor or a ball player? Anyone who has studied both types will quicklv answer, the ball player. It is probably true that no other ilass of men anywhere aproaches the tailor and the player in this particu lar psychelogical subject. They are ! superstitious in everything they do. and manv things they don t do. Whoever heard of a sailor who would willingly set sail from port on Fridav* Whoever heard of a ball play er who didn't go through some rites and ceremonies before going to bat. or l-efore returning to the bench, or be- 1 fore taking his usual place on the field- It's all superstition, a relic of prehistoric days j *unaer ^ntn Tner see Sheckard of the Cubs, go to bat wha? that small white ball on the top of his cap Is. N'o other player on the team has that particular distinction. It Is nothing more or less than a piece of gum. When "'Jimmy" Sheckard wears that piece of gum he believes that he will be able to hit better. Or I at least he did believe so. When he played In the world series against the Sox three years ago and failed to make even one hit, he removed that gum the following year. He started right out on a batting streak. So sometimes he wears that gum and sometimes he doesn’t, all depend- i lng on the way the special deity of i that gum rules Then there is -Kid” i Gleason, for years and years second ! ; baseman of the Phillies. He wouldn't ' any more think of returning to the bench without walking in front of the fplate than he would fly. He makes a wide circuit In going through the cere monies. but he does It in such a mat ter of fact way that ninety-nine out of hundred fans never notice him. Why does he do this? Superstition, nothing else In ordinary walks of life Gleason Is a rational, sane be ing. Hut in baseball he must take that walk. He has done it for so many years that it has come to be an in stinct with him. If you should ask him why. it’s almost certain that he would say: “Always do It.” Whether it helps his batting is a subject of de bate. but he never fails to take those few extra steps. Mall players are a fastidious lot when it comes to the paraphernalia they use in a game. Certain kinds of shoes must he made, most of them having their shoes made to a special last that Just suits them; then there are their gloves, and the makers of these have a special department to turn out the various styles demanded, almost every player in the big leagues having a glove named for him. which Is ordered and made accordingly. But it is the bat over which the player passes most of his time Tic e *as when a big leaguer passed all his winter seasoning bats for use in the nest campaign, selecting the finest piece ot wood he could secure, dry ing it all winter above the kitchen stove, and taking it down daily to polish it. Each man wants his bat turned just so, the handle a certain diameter, with so much wood in the heavy end: it must balance just to suit him when he swings it: but most important of all is the driving power Some bats that are beautiful to be hold and which suit the player exact ly as to size and balance prove the most miserable kind of deceptions and snares because when they come to hit the ball there is no "drive” in them. They seem punk and do not have the spring in them that makes the ball travel when hit square on the nose. Pete Crowning was one of those old time players who loved his bat first and the world afterward. He passed more time working over his big bludgeons than at any other vocation in life And he felt amply repaid. ; when, the next season, he found he had one or two that exactly suited him. Billy ifeim 11 urn was another who loved his bats. His kitchen in his New England home was always full of them during the winter months and he han dled them like pets. He taugh Fred Tenney the same reverence for the war club and Fred started out in the same wav. But Tenney has charged now. and most of the modern players are different too. though they still de mand bats that exactly suit them in balance and build as well as driving power, but they let the factories do the petting and polishing, choosing oniy to go over the bunch submitted for trial and picking out the ones that suit best. PLAY ON PLAYERS’ NAMES J. J Lindy of Greenville. Wis.. con tributes the following; Interesting play upon players' names: Sallee and Johnfs) fell in Love last Summer and were caught Hugtrints) not many Weeks afterward while they were out Rowan on the Lake. They then decided to get married at once and not Waite until the Cole Win tens* so they had Parsonls) Phillippl perform the ceremony. John i s) wore his Overall as he said it was too Hiee lGerman for "hot") to dress t’pp. Sal lee wore her Lavender Frock and had Moore Wlggs on than Evens) before They invited the Neighbors and fad the Guest is) arrive Earley so it was no Wunder that they felt so Lively as they drank a Case of High Ralls and each one had a Raskette of Grubb. Fromme then until Knight they Clumrn around the Peartree and under the Oakes. Cobb was the master of the ceremonies and being Speaker on that occasion called upon Lajoie for a toast. He spoke in French, so they Chase!d) him to the Woods. Then Elberfeld Rose to say a few words but soon gave them a Payne. He said that he could not Jolly them and In Justice to himself he sat Down is) and before Long was seen going Vpp the Street to Towne. Not far behind him was Schlei who said he could not Stack up against such Sharpe People nor was he Able(s) to Deal with them like Cobb. The Rrouthers of the Groome gave the (Me)Bride a Jewell Stone which was as Claire as Cristall. All reported a Goode time and then the Young couple took the Carr for Milan and a trip through the East Weaver’s Claim Disallowed. The National commission refused :o allow the ciaim of George Weaver against '.he Cleveland club, the evi-^ dence showing that he had received more pay than he was really entitled to. In the case of Herbert Brady. wTo ! asked for a certain amount of salary i due him from the Springfield. Mass., elub. the player was more fortunate. ‘ His claim was substantiated, after a thorough investigation, by the Nation al commission BE CjOL AiD PAHEjiT 1ST BAT, URGES HARTSEL VETERAN OUTFIELDER OF THE PHILADELPHIA ATHLETIC'S SAYS THESE QUALITIES ESSENTIAL IN WIN NING. By “TOPSY* HARTSEL. •Copyright. by Joseph R Rowtew) The biggest thing in wincing games. *s I see Jl is patience and coolness at the bat. It always has been my theory that the team which has players who can get on the bases wins whether it is the best team or rot. 1 believe a team of good waiters, who are patient and who do not hit or strike at bad bails will beat the heaviest hitting teams steadily. U you will look back over the pennant-winning teams of the last JO years you will find that they were the waiting teams, and that they won their pennants by getting bases on balls rather than by hitting. They got the runners on bases, tied up the other teams' infielders, and then h.t and the chances of their hits going safe were doubled. There is another thing—almost all the pennant winning teams have had a good waiter to lead off the batting list and get on the bases, and then • he third and fourth batters were the heavy hitters. These are only my ideas, but 1 thick sometimes there is not half enough waiting in the modern game, and there is a lot of bad hit ting, or hitting with bad judgment, especially In the tight places. This is because the team that is threatening to score gets overanxious and the bat ters are too eager to hit. and so give the pitcher an advantage when it ought to be the other way around. 1 think the best advice 1 can give young players about how- to win. or how 1 think they should win. is that instead of trying to win a game them selves they let the other side lose iL There are many games lost because a team gets too eager to force the game and falls down on the attack just when the other side is exploding and threatening to throw away the game. A player who is cool ar.d patient, and who can stop himself from swinging at bad bails, will let a wild pitcher pitch wild and wear himself out. There is not much excuse for hitting at bad balls except when the hit and run signal is passed, and then, of course, the batter is forced to hit. no matter what is pitched. That is one vital point in batting. A batter al ways should swing at the ball as hard “Topsy” Hart set. as he can when a hit and run play tm tried, even if he know he cannot hit It. If he does not swing he allows the catcher to run in three or four feet to meet the bail and gives him a much better chance to throw out the runnar. A batter should study the pitcher at) the time and watch for signs of wild ness or overanxiety. If he sees a pitcher losing his temper or getting excited he can change tactics on him all the time and outguess him at least half the time. He ougnt atso to watch the posi tions of the fielders, to see where they are shifting and how I have seen many games won because the bat ters guessed from the way the field ers were moving what ball was to be pitched, and were prepared to hit that kind of ball. Fielding is more a matter of speed, practise and experience. A man ei ther must have great speed or a lot of experience to play the outfield well. If he has the speed he can cover up a lot of mistakes while he is gaining knowledge of where and how batters hit. Burns Sold to Wheeling. Joe Rurns has been sold by Cindn uati to Manager Rill Phillips of the Wheeling team. Rurns needs regular work and will be glad of the chance to play every day. Rurns leaves the National league with a batting and base running average of 1.000. He went to bat once, got a single and stole a base. I It has been suggested that at least one special cell and the nerve fiber | connecting it with the brain may be I affected by each different scent-pro- ; ducing substance. But. as one scien- ! list has observed, it would be a some what serious stretch of imagination to suppose that for each new scent j of a substance yet to emerge from the retort of the chemist there is in wait ing a special nerve terminal in the : nose. It Is more (reasonable to suppose i that all the hairs of the ofactory cells are affected by every sense-producing substance, and that the different qual ities of scent result from difference in the frequency and form of the vi brations transmitted through those cells to the brain. According to this view, there is something in musk, something in the rose, something in the violet and the lilac, something in every substance which produces a smell either agree able or offensive—that is. able so to affect the hairs and cells of the olfac | tory machinery of the nose as to set their connecting nerves In vibration; and the rate of this vibration varies for every different substance. Could Have Been Worse. Damocles was intently watching the sword suspended over his head by a single hair. "Oh. well,” he chuckled. “It might be worse. Just suppose my wife had found that long golden hair on my toga.” Whereupon he ate his meal with great composure and hilarity.—Judge. CARiNG tOR H.UORS MUCH WORK TO KEEP THE HARO WOOD VARiETY IN ORDER. They Are Reecgr-ised as the Best for the Average House. But Daily Wiping and Almost Constant Polishing Are Necessary. Fndoubtedly the best Boors for the average house are hardwood. but to kep them in order requires work. Daily wiping and polishing are necessary, but the beauty resultant more than re pays the trouble, and such Boors, un less they are abused, wear well. Tfceir expensiveness differs according as to whether or not they are parquetry or plain. If drawing and living room Boors can be finished with a boric* they are more effective, but even in those places design is not necessary. What is required is perfect position of the boards, that is. close together nn4 smooth, so they can be kept In the highest state of poltsh and cleanliness. When a house that is occupied the entire year is fitted with hardwood Boors the problem of carpeting ia solved, for in the winter rugs can be used, while in the summer the boards may be left uncovered. The latter ef fect Is cool and pretty. For general durability there are cov erings which conceal unfinished floor ing and are more easily kept clean than carpeting. In these days of fre quent moving, when housekeepers do not like to have carpets and mauirgs cut to fit rooms, rugs of endless variety and material come in prices which are equally varied. A wilton or tapestry carpet cut like a large rug and fin ished with a wide border is practical in many diuerent places, and a rough floor may have a border stained to make a suitable finish. For summer, or to use all the year In bedrooms, mats of straw are extremely pretty. They come in straw colored grounds with designs of various sixes. They wear well and are easily kept clean. Nothing could be prettier than some of the hand woven rag rugs. They have the merit of washing, when soiled and have sufficient warmth to be good for the winter and yet light enough for summer wear. In many summer houses they are used exclusively In the upstairs rooms and large ones are exceedingly nice in dining rooms. They can be woven to order and for dining rooms round ones showing a border of contrasting color are both effective and durable. Rag carpeting also comes now by the >&. d and by many persons is preferred to matting because of the way dust sifts through the latter. Rag stair car peting Is extremely pretty. A floor covering which has ccrk In its composition has come into favor for bed and billiard rooms as well as din ing rooms. It is rather thick and has some "give" and may be washed with soap and water as a bare floor. It Is the common covering in many English nurseries owing to its hygienic quali ties. The stuff comes in only a few plain colors and may serve as a tack grounu for rugs. Carving Meat. To successfully carve meat one must know how to control the knife. When carving a slice of meat, after the first incision has been made, the angle at which the knife is held must never be altered, or a jagged slice will be the result The cut should be direct, sharp ar.d incisive. The saw-like motion should not enter into the operation. As a rule the knife should be held firmly but applied lightly, so that tou much juice will not be squeezed out from the meat. By using the point of the knife lightly as a wedge and the fork as a lever, even a big fowl may be easily jointed, provided the carver is aware of howr the joint is exactly situated and held together. Salmon. Epicurean Style. Put two heaping tablespoocfuls of butter into a saucepan, add a sliced onion, sliced carrot, bunch of parsley and stalk of celery. Fry, and when slightly brown add two cupfuls o! water, two cupfuls of white wine, and when boiling put in two pounds of salmon to boil till ready. Take out the fish, remove the skin from it. coat with melted butter and fine bread crumbs and set in a hot oven to brown a little. Meanwhile reduce the liquor in which it was boiled, then strain it and thicken with flour and butter, sea son with salt and pepper and serve separately w ith the fish. Bran Cake. One cup of brown sugar: one table spoonful of granulated sugar; one cup of sour cream; one beaten egg: one teaspoonful of soda: the grated rind of a lemon; a pinch of salt, two and one-half cups of flour: one-half cap of chopped raisins. Mix and cook in IS gem pans or a good-sized loaf tin. New Use for Flouncing. Three yards of embroidery flouncing makes a pretty piano cover, inasmuch as it launders well and is inexpensive. Some dainty patterns can be had as reasonable as 29 cents to 55 cents a yard. Miter at corners to fit piano top and you will be much pleased with the effect. Farina Cake. Beat four ounces of butter and eight ounces of sugar to a cream. Gradually add four well-beaten eggs, a quarter pound of farina, one tea spoonful of baking powder and half a teaspoonful of lemon extract. Bake in buttered gem pans In a hot oven. Crumb Pie. Make a crust as for lemon pie. Then one cup molasses, one-quarter tea spoon soda, one pint boiling water. Filling: Three cups flour, two table spoonfuls sugar, one cup butter. Mix all smooth, fill tins with molasses, then put the filling into molasses. Steamed Pudding. One cup of milk, one-half cup of mo lasses. one-third cup of butter, one third teaspoonful of soda, one and one Ifcalf cups of flour, spices to taste. A few raisins may be added if these are liked. Steam for two hours. I FttIKE OILED FREE Cl RECCES! OF MUNYON’S PAW-PAW PILLS Til* best Stomach and ll«t Pliis know a ar.d a positive and speedy cur* for Con* sttpatien. Indigestion, Jaundice. Biliousness Sour Stomach. Head ache. and all ailments arising from a disor dered stomach or slug gish liver. They con tain In concentrated form all the virtues and values of Mun jor.’s Piw-lhw Tonic and are mad* from the juice of the Paw-Paw fruit. I unhesitatingly recommend these pills ss being the best laxative and cathartla ever compounded. Send us a postal or letter requesting a free package of Munyon's Celebrated Paw-Paw Laxa tive Pills, and we will mall same free of charge. MI'XTOVS HOMOEO PATHIC HOME REMEDY CO- SJd and Jefferson Sts, Philadelphia. Fa. DAISY FLY KILLER eTaTCSSS MDCRIO IVv'f |L* Is- ?r> W Ric'TsJt^ TfN TiKvn Ft»K\\ SPECIALTY COMPANY, 140 Numu Street New York City niTFUTC Thompson's Eyo Vitor TOUGH LUCK. (SU *'Vtr. -what's the matter, my lad?* "Boo hoo! Ma sea I pot to presi dent whets I grows up. an' I'd set my heart on bein' a prize fighter. Boo hoo!" Aims and the Man. "Sure Father Flaherty was a good man." Mr. Murphy said of the deceased rarish priest. 'He hated sin but he loved th" sinner, an' he was all com passion an' patience an’ wisdom. There never was another ktike'tmfT holdin* up hope to th' poor batthered man that had anny desire fr good. “ 'F*aith.' said he to Con Meehan, th' toime th' hh"y was down an' out, faith, this soide av paradise list all beginning again. OTer an'over, an' tin toimes over!* "An" that keen." continued Mr. Murphy. “ twas niver wor'h whoile to keep back part av th' price av th* land! Wld a twinkle in his eye he'd see clean through anny Ananias that iver walked. "An' gin'rous!" Mr. Murphy's voice dropped to a lower key and his eyes were wet as he added. "Ills hand was always In his pockut. an' whin they prepared him fr burial they found his right arm longer than his left wld stretchin' It out to th' poor."—Youth's Companion. Not an Objection. “1 thick he'd like to join your club, but his wife wouldn't hear of It." "She wouldn't hear of It? Why. I know of half a dozen men who would Jo:n our club if their wives couldn't hear of ft." New discoveries in minerals are used by the doctors, new discoveries In machinery are used by the under takers. How She Conciliated Them. Filmer—How did it happen that these five men who were so angry with the woman in the nickelodeon for not taking off her hat became so friendly with her afterward? Screeners—It was raining like fury when the show was OTer and she in vited them to take shelter with her under her hat. HARD TO PLEASE Regarding the Morning Cog. “Oh how hard It was to part with coffee, but the continued trouble with constipation and belching was such that I finally brought myself to leave K off. * then the question was. what shonld we use for the morning drink? Tea was worse for us than coffee; choco late and cocoa were soon tired of; milk was not liked very well, and hot hater we could not endure. “About two years ago we struck upon Postum and have never been without it since. “We have seven children. Our baby now eighteen months old would not take milk, so we tried Postum and found she liked it and it agreed with her perfectly. She is today, and has been, one of the healthiest babies in the State. I use about two-thirds Postum and one-third milk and a teaspoon of sugar, and put it into her bottle. If you could have seen her eyes sparkle and hear her say “good" today when I gave it to her. you would believe me that she likes it "If I was matron of an infants' home, every child would be raised on Postum. Many of my friends say Tfou are looking so well!’ l reply, -j am well: I drink Postum. 1 have nc more trouble with constipation, and know that I owe my good health to God and Postum.’ "I am writing this letter because 1 want to tell you how much good I os turn has done us. but If you knew 1 shrink from publicity. you would not publish this letter, at least not over my name." uLt,e hooK “n,e Road t« *eUvl»e. inpkgs “There’s a Reason *