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"l*ro«T*-«a r rnarrur conktrortlee fca* T“r*-r *!y U«-n DOUWe alocc tbe Un*-« of prot*-a.«-r.t« in lu appear *L'r to rs*L> ft to t>e u**-d for fa'*" * ork lc tb* t.g'.+r 'la** of bjlMItfi * f *''*■ g'^/d »r'"bit«-r* jral ►!**■? la *-* wt«l*l For taar.y y«ar* tb*- mi—t l»f*' *ory i^joariao! of n'ror-tur'a b of th.« r.aterta! ba* prohibited ;* for far it* */f blub ' .*** stru«*. * •'*». * ad till *!'!?<• j|r y te the uae trf a material wbV-fc la o*berw|«e to pe rior to tb* t; ajorlty of other n.a j •ertal* u»"j for a tin. lar porp'ite on •t"'*’ of tta dunUIKf, ha* long 8 laaoer.'^d by if'L’*-' •« ar:«l en r.r.eert It la only !a the pa«t fear y< ir* 'bat c. >. pro^r* «i t.ir be< a la rrj'-as* for at Im pro»»-n.«-:.t !a lta appearin'>- and to do , ir> facto n that should tv? takes 3to consideration in building a house It la a Sne thing to have windows to a bout* and a still finer thing to hate something to look at out of the win derwt Thla bouse has a width of 29 feet 9 lnche» and a length of 28 feet € Inches ezeiaelve of porches. En trance la had directly to the tiring room ahieh la IT by la fet-t in size. The <~eiilng of this room may be pan el *tlot)a Dm. Ut i 1 r the ntrrlnr coating uu r lath Color rlTirtit can b«' produced to kuatonltf with any <*• *»r«-d lint «rf the wooden trim, by 'addition of mineral rultirlni; mat '*■«■ i«* tW < cmcnt before it Is mixed Tb«n the urlkrr may either troweled smooth or may be given a rough peb ble dash tin'sh The 4' tin of the house here *ha«n 1» typical of the style we mention This house mould hare a highly ar listle •p|«t an,.- Hulled with a eoat •4 dark gray eemeht In which a small percentage of lamp black has been Introduced With the porrh. the hay window and the window frames paint •d mbite it mould be nuts! altraetlve. It mill be noted that the porch of thta hous- la Included under the roof of the main structure Tbts gives a coni pact appearance ar.d an effect of rorl n«*« This residence la of a design admirably adapted either to suburban «r county toratioa on a latge lot mb. re there mill be ample room tor •ree*. shrutdiery and lornial gardes Mo Competition. S jutre ihimltt tof lamelyrtllel—Our tom n't got the four biggest liars In (he state t nc!e Welby (Josh (of hrearyhurst| 1 gu. sa that a right. You're three of rm Who's the f.iurth? Suspicious. Stubb- But why have you strong loubta as to Whether either Cook or Pemry ever reached the north pole? I'enn— Because they never sent any souvenir post cards from there. f*tt In dimensions The kitchen and pantry are conveniently arranged The stairway leading to the second floor '•>» provlalon also for a hall tree, as »lll be noticed. A hall on the second floor leads through the entire building, and mIth windows at each «nd pro »id«a for plenty of cool air on hot summer nights There are two cham ber*. each 14 feet by IT feet «i Inches In dimensions The bathroom la placed at one aide in the central part of the structure and Is convenient to both bedrooms It will be noticed that the space over the porch has been utilised for closet room and for storage pur poses. The cost of this house should be well within 12.100, depending upon lo cation. price of materials and the cost of labor GOT HIMSELF INTO TROUBLE Cost Observant Individual Car Fare to Give Helpful Hint to the Conductor. "There Is n woman In the front of the car that hasn’t paid her fare.” said the rondurtor to theHtan on the rear seat. '•hut 1 can’t place her.” ’’Perhaps I can giro you a pointer.” 1 said the helpful man “Pick out the woman that fingers h-r hatpins all the . time Thai Is the latest wrinkle of the female str<*et pirate. Reading her neighbor’s newspaper and gazing Into j futurity are out of date. Everybody , got on to those tricks. Hut the wom an who heats her way haa to do some j thing to hide her guilt, so she Addles j with her hatpins.” “.Maybe you're right.” said the con ; due tor. “Anyhow. I’ll try.” After a little he reported to the help ful man. “That worked all right.” he nitld “She owned up. She said you would pay for her ” “Me!” exclaimed the helpful man “What have I got to do with It?" "Everything, apparently. She hap IH'iied lo look hack and said she knew you and that It would be all right There she Is now. standing up and nodding at you Know her?" "Yes.” said the helpful man. weak ly. “She Is my wife” Keeping a Secret. "She promised not to breathe a word of It.” "And did she keep her promise?” "IJterally. yes; hut she sat right down and wrote 27 notes about It’ Real Water Style. Pearl Yes. we are going t„ the Winter at Palm !leach and I am out pricing bathing suits I want something real chic. Ruby—Gracious, dear. I should think somethingj-eal duck would be better for a Imt4tg suit. A Quasi Ion. ”S*y. maw!" “Yes, son” "Where do the mumps and measles so when I haven't got 'em?" X Septuagenarian Walks 13 Miles Before Breakfast Daily. Caps. N. H. Chittenden at TO. Takes Long “Hike" Every Homing— Haa Many Friends Among the Indiana. X»» York—The right of a gaunt and bearded man In sombrero and cor dnroys who daLy rujxs in his tracks at the New Jersey end of the Fort Lee ferry, has awakened the curiosity of dwellers in the vicinity. The appearance of the man is de rldedly “Wild West." and the young sters near the ferry who are astir at about seven o'clock mornings have bad visions of redskins and buffaloes lately when the stranger has reward ed their vigils by coming on the scene. The western-looking one is Capt Newton H Chittenden, the first expsor er of the Queen Charlotte islands, who although 70 years old, walks from Alpine. N. J.. to the ferry, a distance of 13 miles, regularly before eight o'clock each morning as a "constitu tional ~ That Captain Chittenden deserves a nicely ornamented spot in the walk ers’ section of the Hall of Fame along with Colonel Weston and Mayor Gay nor U evident irom his exploits. In 1S&8 and he broke the rec ord for long walks by making a con tinuous Journey on foot diagonally across the continent from the Pacific to the Gulf of Mexico, a distance. In eluding several hundred mile.' of side expedition*, amounting to 3.350 miles Me *ai accompanied bv a pack burro The trip was (or archeological and ethnological research, and Captain Chittenden considers it one of the se^ seres! of his career, lie estimates that he dragged his donkey more than five miles through the overflowed bot toms of Louisiana. Of the more than 300.000 miles which Captain Chittenden has covered In bis 40 years of traveling. 25.000 miles have b«-en on foot. Testimony of his researches are found in most of the famous museums in this country and in museums of Canada and Eng land as well. Among American pathfinders It Is said that this explorer has devoted more severe labor to the accomplish ment of his many expeditions than any other ten tnen of this country. His donations to museums have Includet many valuable relics and much dat: pertaining to the Indian tribes am prehistoric Americans. Captain Chittenden has visited prac tically every Indian tribe on the con tinent and has lived with some of the distinguished old chiefs as long as six months, or a year. He has conse quently become versi-d in several In dian languages. It is an interesting fact that, save on one or two occa slons when protection from border ruf fians demanded it. he never carried a weapon. Chief Fdonsau of the Queen Char lotte tribe »a« Captain Chittenden's (treat friend I’oundmnkcr, chief of the Saskatchewan Crees, whom he visited during the Kiel rebellion, was another Intimate. Others were Amer ican Horse, a (treat war chief of the Sioux; Red Cloud. Sitting Hull. Two Strike, and the noted Chief Joseph, who tame to see him in camp on the Spokane river in the early days In the winter of 190S 09 upon visit ing Chief Manuel of the Cuhuilla and Serano Indians of southern California he was invited to address the tribe at their fiesta, and he remained in ramp with them lor 40 days. As evidence of his pedestrian hab its. Captain Chittenden In lb82. when provided with l.-ee transportation to and from the sold llelds of Caribou, left the stum' in the Interior ami prt> (•ceded 300 miles alone on f«s*t anions the various Indian trllies Inhaldtlnx that portion of Itrltish Columbia Two years later. In the dead of winter, with the thermometer reaching 15 degrees below xcro and the snow In places 15 feet deep, he walked alone over the mountains Into the sold Helds ol Coeur d'Alene and then crossed the Hitter Hoot range Into Montana a distance altogether of more than 300 miles. Country roads are child's play to Captain Chittenden, whose piMcstrlan sillp Iiuh been devoted to rougher trav el than that which his rivals have experienced lie attributes Ills un usual degree of endurance to Inheri tnnee and careful living He has never smoked nor taken a drop of liquor, wine, or beer, and has not drunk a cup - of tea or coffee in 40 years. Gives Aid to Birds. New York —Mrs. Russell Sage the other day gave SI5.000 to the National Association of Audubon societies for Its work In the south. Karller In the week she gave $500 to the assocln tlon. The $15,000 Is lo be used In ed ucatlonai work In Georgia. Florida. Al abama, North Carolina and South Car ollna. The $500 waa given to start a *po dal "robin protective fund" to protect the robin from extermination In this country Cupid and the Proprieties By Catherine M. Patterson iCopyn*t.t, 13::-. by A Moriatod Litcnry Pre&j .Monoay morning was drawing peril ously near and the party had Just broken up. It was one of Patricia Nor on s regular Sunday eight supper par ties, whose guest list never numbered more than eight and usually less—and the Fal wells and Jimmie Brent were the latest stayers. Mrs. Falwell and ter husband were Just leaving. Mrs talwell and her husband! It was al ways that way, not that Mrs Falwell «as the more important of the two or »as the possessor of any mental, moral or physical superiority, but It just nat urally was Yet every one lilted Mr Falwell and he himself seemed quite content with things as they were. Jimmie Brent had risen with the Falweils. but after they had gone he still remained. In his hand he held a half smoked cigar. "May 1 stay until 1 finish this?" he inquired. Indicating his weed. "Surely," said Patricia. “Brent procipt'j knocked off not only the ashes, bu? the live end of the c:gar. Patricia's eyebrows went up inquiringly. “Your motive. Jimmie?" she ques tioned. “You said 1 should stay until I fin dsh-d this cigar." holding it off and admiring its proud, brown beauty. “But I don’t expect you to be for ever doing it.” “Forever!" mused Jimmie. Td like to make this last forever.” "Jimmie Brent, you are coming back to a forbidden subject. Finish that cigar in five minutes—for then out you go." “Do you mean that. Patricia?" ma king no move to light his cigar and —if possible—settling himself still more comfortably in his chair. "May I ask how you are going to do it? You can’t use brute force, you know.” ’’I shan’t attempt to do it myself.” she said, with dignity. “I shall call Aunt Nancy, and if she can't accom plish It she will call the janitor." ’Tall Aunt Nancy? Good. She thinks you are making t+e mistake of , r 1 'I’d Never Oo That. all the many mistakes of your life In so persistently refusing to marry me. Call Aunt Nancy In If you wish, she Is on my side." "1 should say she Is. She made the coffee so strong tonight that if It had wanted to do so it could have walked off bodily with this entire apartment And all that because 'Mar'se Rrent he likes his caw fee dat strong dat if de tup was ter bre'k de cawfee would 'most stand up alone.’" "All of which goes to prove my point As for the janitor, nice sort of , a name you would have if one of your Sunday nights ended in a disgraceful brawl between the janitor and one o! . your guests.” "Nice sort of name I’ll have, any way, if you stay here much later.” : muttered Patricia, glancing at the j clock. “Those new people across the hall are taking a lively interest in me as it is. “I think they are horrid. I've seen only two members of the family, but ■ they are enough. There is ar. old, 1 gray-hnired woman, so lean and an gular you could use her for a cos- j turner. She owns a barbed-wire voice that corresponds perfectly with her hatchet-face.” “Barbed-wire voice, hatchet-face.” repeated Jimmie. “She is perfectly sale from me. But what sort of per son is she? Your descript'on doesn't reveal that lUtle detail.” ”Oh. doesn't it? Then perhaps the fact that she discusses the other peo ple in the apartment building with the servants may throw some light on the subject.” "It does help some. Rut what has she said about— about—well, about you. for Instance?” “Well, she said that If 1 were not—” Patricia stopped In the Kiddie o! ter speech, and ber face fasted. “Go on. What did sbe sap7" “She said." repealed Patricia, with as effort, “that if I »u cot engaged tc you 1 ought to be. and—" “My sentimenta exactly. The iad? of the hatchet-face U not such a bad sort, after a!L Bat to go on What else?" “She said It was disgraceful the number of time* that you come ter*, and the lateness of your stay Is al ways perfectly shocking. And those are my sentiments. Jimmie; you aim ply must go.” “Not until you hare promised to become Mrs. J. Bren: before the year Is ever." “I'd never do that." “Very well. then, here 111 sit Mean time. take heed unto yourself and re member the hour." "I am remembering It Jimmie. Please, please go. Finish your cigar as you cross the park." "No. thank you; that isn't Included in my campaign plans. Tell me more about these Interesting people Who is the second member of the fam .y that you know?" "A horrid, freckled boy, who is the most ubiquitous person with whom it has ever been my misfortune to come ir. contact He is always in the ha:;* and lately he has insisted on posting my letters for me. Fairly snatche* them out of my hand and races off like mad. I can't stir any more with out finding him at my heels.” "You seem to have made a conq\i*'t. and. after the manner of womankind in general, you don’t appreciate it By the way, how did all these remark* of the hatchet-faced one reach your e'rs? That point isn't quite clear to me." “Aunt Nancy told me. The woman herself and the janitor, to whom my most estimable neighbor across the way has also been talking, it seems, told Aunt Nancy.” “But. Patricia, what was that you said about people listening to tales from servants, and talking to them’" "Jimmie, you are horrid. It is dif ferent wiih Aunt Nancy. She is—” "A dear, as I have always main tained." interrupted Jimmie "But come. Patricia. Aren't you going to accept me this time?" “No. I am not. Oh. Jimmie. It is cne o'clock- Please go." "I will not until you promise to be my wife. Patricia." and. rising quickly. Brent crossed to Patricia, who also had risen. He took her in his arms. P tricla attempted to free herself. “Promise me. Patricia, that you will be my wife." coaxed Jimmie, gently, but there was underneath it all a stern tone that Implied that the maa would brook delay no longer. "Will you go at once if I do prom ise ?" 'i'll go In five minutes. 1 want to tell you something first. Is it a bar gain’" Yes. Jimmie. i wui marry you. "Hefore the year is over?" “Yes.” Rrent bent and kissed her before he asked: "On your word of honor, in spite of what I am going to tell you? Oh. I promise you I haven't commit ted a penal offiense or disgraced the family in any w ay " "Tell roe. You have roy word, and that once given holds good for ail time." Rrent bent and kissed the face he held between his hands before he spoke. “Patricia. I am the main pa-t ot the new family that has just moved into the apartment across th? hall.” •‘You!” gasped Patricia "And. and the woman with the awful face and voice? They are dreadful, even if she is related to you.” •Rut she isn't a relation of mine, sc don't look so distressed She will not : come to pay us long visits. She is a roost estimable woman, however, ana my—housekeeper " "And the boy?" "The horrid Imp' which 1 believe was the affectionate and tender term you used in conjunction with him. Is m.v young brother, who, by the way. • thinks that you are the one women j And all those tales were purely my ' own invention, carrlecl to the right per son by my faithful housekeeper. You see. dear. I was getting desperate Re member. you have promised, on your word of honor, to marry me: so there is to be no retraction." "Marry you? I certainly will." said Patricia, positively, "if for no other reason than to keep my eye on you in the future and prevent your doing something still worse Rut do you remember vour own promise to go”" i "Yes; and I'll go," said Jimmie, snatching up his cigar from the chim ney piece. "Only PH smoke this, not as l cross the park, but as I cross the hail" Inventor of Diving Armor Part* of Hia Device That Have Not Been Improved Upon From the Flrsi. Among pioneer Inventors to whom j the diving dress In Its present per > fected form owe* so mueh was Wtl- , llarn Haunts Taylor. The previous tut or miss attempts were superseded b' j the Taylor patent of June 20. 1S38, In j which the essential feature was the valve allowing the emission of con sumed air without an Influx of water. Previous to this time, the Scientific American ways, there had been the diving chests and the diving bell, of which the latter. Introduced by Smea ton In 1778. was the safest and most practical device for submarine ex ploration. The diving bell has been developed alongside of the diving dresa and Is still In use. The general appearance of Taylor's diving armor was like that of a knight's suit of mall, except for a prominent bulge In the body piece. A Urge pipe coming down from the surface and penetrating the body piece at the bulge supplied the t.-esh air. while a short pipe entered the body piece on the other side, and was provided with a valve which carried ofr the'exhaust Although diving armor has now reached its perfected state this valve has never been materially Improved upon. Appreciative Irishman. The English travelers complain that they are so much hurried In our hotels and so little in our stage coaches. An Irish traveler took a dif- [ ferent view of the case. Honest Pat 1 came in at one o'clock, and was called up In a half an hour. -And what will ye charge for the lodging? "Twenty-Bve cents.” was the reply "An sure *twa kind of ye to call nia so airly; If I'd slept until the morn ing. I’d not had the money to pay the bill! TUMOR OF YEARS GROWTH Removed by Lydia E Pink ham’s Vegetable Compound Holly Sprirn. Miss. — “Wcrds sre tasdeqh*:* lor tut to express wSist ■ ■ .''^rosrwoLaerfn! toed lCZZ+% C--E* I* r e*. Tbe doctors u.i I Lad ataac r. asd I Lad as erratics, te*. *u k< ;u bad a *air-a» rwr I wrt :* taymiforad'rire.afld bens t« Ui» Lrc^a E rkk.aa'i ter *t*tie CeKpeBii u jt: leU c* t» da. I as f-a: ta I ' ».T sww i * and feel so »■»:: that ET friends karp uLzt me what has helped c* BO Koch. and I r-adly iKcsnoi ywr Vefctabk r xpc end. "-litv* •;: :» Ii'Waem. i!-_y Spiral Vjb toe of tie ft»it«t tr. rr ; h* of Lydia E. I-.r-kha.-s V»y»ta: * Cosa »uaJ is tie cctqwrj^ cf s^rai'i dr-i: • • • • . —:.: * If y . a * * Kvsterious pains. mfia»] marl vs. tics ra tion or displacement. don't a a.: for time to confrra ycur fears and (a throorh thefct-rr rs■:fahospital r.ce. If you would like *r*ccial adrl-e about your case write a confiden tial letter to Mrs. Pink bam. at Lynn. Maas. Her advice is free* and always LtlpluL THE BIGGEST. r I She—What is the biggest £sh story you ever heard? lie—Jonah and the -whale. Up to Cate Miking Sect ' What's going on around here?" aske I the surprised v:s;tcr. Is this a hospital?" "Oh. no." answered the tall can In the silk hat: "this is the stag- setting for a New England farm drama. The nest act will be the milking scene." "Hut I thought the young lady to the antiseptic apron was a trs.ned nurse?" "Oh. no; she is the milkmaid The young man in the rubber gloves that you thought was a doctor is the farm boy. As soon as they hrirg in the ster ilised stool and the pasteurixed pails and find the cow's tooth brush the milking scene will begin." Degrees of M sery. Two young ladies were talking the ether day about a third who had just become engaged to a widower who plays the cornet and has four children "What could be worse." exclaimed one. "than four children and a cor net?" "Nothing." said the other. ~ex cepting. perhaps, six children and a trombone." Dangerous Job. Kind Lady—Here is a rhubarb pie, my poor man. How did you get that wound on your arm? Tired Tim—l was a lookout, mum. Kind Ijidy—Ah. a lookout on a steamer »nd there waa a collision? Tired Tim—No. mum, a lookout for' a second-story man an' de watchman winged me, mum. A Serious Jlunder. “Y>s,“ said the drug clerk, “T are called up occasionally to compound prescriptions at night.” “Isn't a man apt to n.ake mistakes working In semi-darkness*“ “You bet he is. 1 took a plugged Quarter once " Penalties tor Holding. Maud—Do you believe in palmistry* Kthel—In a way. I've known it to work splendid as a starter when the young man was shv. A Pleasing Combination Post Toasties with Cream and Sugar* Adding strawberries or any kind of fresh or stewed fruit makes a delicious summer dish. _ ”1 he crisp, golden-brown bits have a most delightful ► favour a fascination that appeals to the appetite. “The Memory Lingers” SoW by Grocers, Pkgs. 10c and 15c rOSTVM CEREAL CO.. LI D Battle Creek. Mich.