The Loup City northwestern. (Loup City, Neb.) 189?-1917, May 26, 1910, Image 7

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    ANOTHER SKEPTIC CONVERTED
Tn« UwttC Doctors Do - y Convince
HkKrtd* of T**ew Great Power
«" Cor ing D teooe.
Art yoa a ik< - •_<—bat ilatatt !i»
■**■»*< Aa tmftit be)4 on you—bait
>« tr»4 w doctor* that yo*
i me to the eon cl _a..jz that none of
'-it* know he a to cere a real <ha
I! s® job are tr a had »ay. Bat
dent Jet jonr doubts keep yon from
a -r to these really preat specialists
—la tie adr-oe of all who know of the
*r*at serk beiap done by the Called
Doctor* m their Omaha Institute oc the
**<c*d floor of the Needs Bloch, cor- j
itt t! Sixteenth ec4 Harney cute's
Here is a letter from Mr. Jota Neff
of li t Vxtca itrtet. Omaha. Nebr,
*ho had t*ti up all hope of ever
■--t-r «*U. hot he cast aside to his
•ad vest to the Catted Doctors aad
acre he ert'.ee:
Omaha. Nebr, March •?. 1»1«.
Hear Hector*-—
"When I came to the fa‘led Doctor*
I was * complete wreck from ^“"♦'irs
fer years I had beta eo that 1 could
*« rest at nipfct. and If 1 sailed a
•tort diFtaz.r« a*a_z*t a moderate
*-sd I would have to aft dowa aad
reel to repaia my U-ea'i I waa
F'arcely ee«r ahie tc breathe aitkoul
peat labor, aad Ufa tai a burden to
K.e I ha*e Uea aider treatmmt
* w *r*-th the Caned Bcetor* for tvs
months aad I a._rt say they hare
t« » stride of pood It wffl be
»=»e tame before I e»« repain tty en
tire strenpfh. ahhoapfc I cats do a
fa_r day's sork. ripfct new at the car
J»-adrr’s trade, asd eat asd m>ep pood
er-ry day. As for the asthma, that la
entirely pone, azd I f«e! that with treat
ment far a little shi> longer It wul
letvr retora.
I as. always ready to tell what I
knew aboct the Called Doctor* azd
*b»ir t. • theds, and th-.-re is nothiap I
wsuld nod do to help asy other saf
f* 'ir fros the aM2cl.cn of asthma to
izi the r-fhl place for relief."
x*hx nftf
If yo*. are a skeptic, how are yon
to he cocrtecs-d* If testimonials
'r-s yoar fr.e&d* and n*lptbors wont
coei tt* you. what win? Would roa
•- convinced tf yoa saw the sooder
f .1 roes made, saw h with your o«a
*'e»" If so. po to the Ctited I actor*.
« bene Omaha Institute is on the see
- - ft* r cf the NertUe Eloefc. comer
cf S:.rt*—z*h asd Harney streets, asd
see fc. Th^tr sartizp room* are ah
says crowded with pstSeet* fnta all
ci-r the cons try. who are beitj
tl,» t utnd A rtpfr to the Januiatt
*— utiitst asy skeptic.
Pa's Coec*a».o«i_
•Uli! is ts old *£a(f. j*r
"Generally »;t-festT g. at. cid cheat
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a» klfcraya. 1 lists I ’•’■wprac tst Bbsa*
w ' Me Its trar us sen to art TU*
o- t sd*** yT| f*»l be-v*r rk t*<s
f-' cma* «ec s Sr ».-■■«. A.'- DfnsadMa
Tfc* A. H L.WTS MeCrOaO Co, Cc. i-aiiS
Toe Mies ef a T»-get_
P'TH—Hew Mid T«« l«*t Jones
»he® *t- l^TX' til JOB CWWCfad
a,*k Ms rt nhsr—pretty taiS, tk?
-'ca- ►—cai-all' Great Scott. no: 1
M: as Me a* tb* aide of a boas*.
Tory S«reiy Woss-a.
A Lt:> Ansrtraa boy wttb bis la
ibsr was T'jsit^r* a starfc*T it a Sft
ins eay. He saw a Imle u!:t< j-j
».k a wrtaTT fcaskeffaf of red jiwjgiu■
st »trt she was ck H » la
tter was abort To car' ~§be thinks
•he is t.rt smart.'* as tbs m called
i t s^'tssas to *L Tbs bey rprke cy
y. -a.? tr<swtai was to be said:
fX wosiSd Those red pi pairs make
• os smart SI ye* eat all sf tbemT* Hs
tatter repAsad: “Yesi. so*.”
» '( ti Pay *»f Rirwff.
TVt tbs Britan acuar* a* tba bat
* cl Abe Klca .a rba Nubias dew
*rt. a as penetrated by tbs deroobea,
« <d theta artenj'ed to <pnr a pt
t»r wb> was in Tbs art ef rittsc r f
beats a charge Tbs Britoa brained
tbs Sodas***, brt tbs rammer bead
*pfct ea tbs mas s bard skull Neat da?
bt a ,:b-t was sect for. V.FUlusa
u* t-jisc*. aad knew is® *a;eri
er -e that ooidiers ars c barged lor
break be led t-S with 'Picas*, air.
re aery sorry I broke Tbs razors*?.
b«T 1 newer tboarbt tbs Wkwi bead
:t?Jl be as bard. Ill pay for tbs
rams er so as to bear sc sore of
tbs caar ”
Owri-a nark, abase EBtisneJy
dealt at A*-i • • 9s ribbed Ass-nea of
a wrioa* aad capable actor, was
wr • rtf tsajafiet t cf -r.tid** To
a Ptiiade’t*bi» erltfc be one* said:
"To* chaps ars aowimn* to accept
a &aa lor a bat be la Taa want to
chase* bin. To yocr own tarts But
e» b of was has a d-fferect last*. To
»r • *s mcJteabkB. tbs*, la be to
bend*
* Vo. no* Take tbe artist ft* wkat
be la. That Is tbs ricbt rrtiical atti
tud- loci be like tbs farm urchin
I once aaw—an cretin wbo. as be
stoned a free to death, repeated so
iwrety:
“ i n ran ye to be a toad.*"
Ter t**e Cftica
There is a reason
Why Grape-Nuts does correct
A weak, physical, or a
Sluggish mental condition.
The food is highly nutritious
Ar.i is partially pre-digested.
So that it helps the organs of
the tfi’wiarh
To digest other food.
It is also rich in the
Vital phosphates that go
Directly to make up
The delicate gray matter
of brain and nerve centres.
Read “The Road to WeilviDer
In plcgs. "There's a Reason.*
mmmm emu. entrur. uc
FOR USE ON SEA AS WELL AS IN THE AIR
CHJE* in.ust use novelties exhibited at the recent motor boat show at Monaco was the craft here illus
—* combination motor boat and aeroplane. It ts fitted with a 50 horsepower motor and three cylin
ders and its Inventor claims that It Is practicable for use either on the water or In the air. and is capable
developing great speed. His claims were falrl) borne out by the performances of the machine at
Monaco
POSTOFFICE IS ODD
Mail Travels 290 Miles to Cross
10-Foot HalL
A*ter Be -g Ca-r rd ie Ra (read Car
for 24 Ho.i Letter Prom Beebe
Pairs, Vt, Returns tc Same
Structure.
Beebe Plata. Vt —The Queerest
pr‘*ffre in Xorth America is prob
ably located here. ahere a simple
»c*>den bu d:ng shelter* the offices of
two countries The structure is cut
dacceL t by the Canada line, being
almost eQuaily divided by the imag
inary boundary The northern half
cotta’ns the pst office of Beebe Plain.
Quebec, and the southern half the
office of Beebe Plain. Vt. They
are separated only ty a ten foot
rorndor. tssing this passageway and
the same door In crmmon. George
H House. p«stinas*er. looks after
tte il*:! of the two office* A? a
•esult of red taps :n the pos*ai
•'* P latucna regarding the transfer of
S-a.j. a letter mailed at the Vermont
office f< r the Canadian office across
the tall tra»e s 21*0 miles before de
livery.
Previous to :«?? the Cnlted States
postciffice was located in a dwelling
bouse and the Canadian rffice In a
store. In ne ther case was the serv
ice wholly satisfactory, but it seemed
to be the best arrangement that could
be made However, in the idea
was conceived of otlliring the old
store, located right on the line for
b«*fc offi-es and finally the present
arraug* meet w as perfected so that
• most satisfactory service has been
provided.
Palm* r' the double post office can
do their post off ce business by ma
king eae call Two door*, one on each
e de of the line, open into the lobby
The distance between the postoffice
bones of the two countries is ten feet,
•he ir*-raa!:caal boundary line run
s*tC "rrough the spare between tbe
•wo set* of boles If a letter is by
mistaie dropped into tbe wrong letter
be* t is passed to the nght office and
sent on its way
A letter posted st Beebe Plain. Vt
for Beebe Plain, Canada, will go south
oa the Boston & Maine railroad from
Beebe Junction. Vt, to White River
Junction. Ill miles on the same route,
and then continues its way to Sber
1 brooke. P Q . 34 miles farther There
■ t is again transferred and returns to
Beebe Plain. P Q
That is. after having a ride of 24
hours and going "SO miles it arrives
at its destination ten feet from where
I it started
Or perhaps It goes on another train
south on the Boston & Maine to
Welis River. Vt_ SO miles There it
is transferred and goes back via
Beebe Junction to Sherbrooke. P Q.,
114 miles, to be transferred again,
and returns to the building It started ,
from 32 hours before, it has trav
eled 22S miles.
The village has a population of
about 100 on the the Vermont side
and about 600 on the Canada side.
All of the places of business are on j
the Canada side, so most of the pa
trons of the office are Canadians, but ;
they are very willing to avail them
selves of the unique arrangement and
use either office that will give the
best results
The "line- Itself is quite narrow
here—in fact, it is so narrow that it
cannot be seen except where the iron
posts appear. Some persons have
stood in one country and written their
postcards or letters in the other.
Eggs for Summer Test.
New York.—Wholesale egg dealers
and owners of storage warehouses in
New York and vicinity were visited
recently by an agent of the depart
ment of agriculture, which has direct
ed the collection of specimens of
eggs from various sections of the
country.
Tne eggs are to be sent to Wash
ington. where they wiil be kept
through the summer in order to de
termine under the eye ol government
experts just what change takes place
under their various conditions.
BRUIN LANDS TROUT
Big Black Bear Arrives at Stream
Ahead of Angler.
Old Whipper of Pools in Wilds of
Pennsylvania Gets the Surprise
of His Life During His Last
Angling Expedition. _
Cair.real. Pa—The men folk who
fished the trout streams of the Pine
creek regions during the past few
days may boast of their great luck
, and their fine catches, but a fisher
fellow whom Harvey Spl&n saw on
| Spring run, about three miles from
this place, the other day made a rec
ord all his own Splan had gone to
the head of Spring run before day
light so as to be in at the early cash
He fished for about an hour with in
different success, as the water was
so very clear and so low that It was
only in the bigges. pools that any re
sults were to be obtained He finally
decided to give up fishing, save for
a trial at a big spring that is formed
by the head of one of the tributaries
of Spring run. a spring that is known
to few of the fishermen, as It is near
ly lftO yards up a ravine from the
i main stream, while the creek that
tumbles down over tbe big rocks from
it doesn't -appear big enough to be
worth investigating; hence its infre
quent visitations. Spian has always
caught .xout there, some o* the larg
est ever taken in this region, for the
spring is 10 feet across and fully four
feet in the pool. 60 that trout hare
an excellent opportunity to thrive
there.
The other morning he took a cross
cut route to reach the coveted water,
going through the woods for a half
mile or more, and approaching It
from the woods side. He was con
siderably disconcerted when he crept
within sight of the pool to find that
somebody had preceded him. and was
standing knee deep in the water. He
looked again, and to his dismay he
discerned that the angler was not a
man. as he had thought, but a big
black bear, that stood almost as high
as a man. The animal was standing
as quietly as if he were made of stone,
and intent in studying the depths of
the pool to one side ot him. As Spian
watched him he saw the bear s paw
shoot out and into the water, and the
next instant a fine trout was whisked
out of the pool and went flying on to
the bank. Without so much as look
ing where the captured fish had
alighted, the bear resumed his statu
esque pose, and remained in that fixed
position for several minutes, when he
repeated the diving process and an
other trout as large as the first was
landed on the bank.
Spian. determined that the bear
should not deplete the favorite pool,
yelled at the animal and flung a stock
toward him. which sent Bruin scur
rying into the bushes without even so
much as stopping to finu his caught
fish. But once the bear was out of
sight Spian hurried to where the fish
were flapping themselves to death in
the leaves and confiscated the prizes.
Then, fearing that the bear might
return and put up a fight. Spian con
cluded to scoot. But he played fair
with Bruin. Taking the lunch of
sandwiches and cookies that his wife
had placed in a bundle for him that
morning, he placed the food on the
edge of a rock just where the bear
had thrown his trout far out upon the
ground, thus assuring to the bear it
he returned, a more delicious and ap
petizing meal than the trout would
have been.
The New York manager who wants
to produce plays on big liners in mid
ocean has at last found a method of
keeping unkind critics out of his the
ater.
Onions for Sweet People
•segat •« Food for Positive Personi It
Creed of C* cage Vegetarian—
Cause of Diseases.
Cfclo*o —If too are a sweet dis
port rioned person of positive charac
ter yoo can eat onions without the
***** fear off a tainted breath, because
hat T*-fe*able. being negative, is your
dietetic affinity.
P’ the same token. If you are a
strawberry blonde, or a peachy suns
n>er girl. you'd better let strawberries
and peaches alone If you don't you
are apt to collide with nature's selec
tive law which makes only opposites
attractive
All this was explained by George J
Irroms. a D. (Doctor of Alitnentarlsm(
In a lecture before the Vegetarian so
ciety • People should eat food that
sgres with their character." he said
"Persons of positive character should
eat negative food, and vice versa Sour
apples don’t go sell with persons with
tl-at son of a disposition, in like
manner, those off runny character
should not eat the sweet fruits.”
Dr Drews painted a word picture of
shat he called an ideal salad. It con
sist*d of a few leaves of cabbage and
lettuce, combined with a few chopped
carrots and sweet potatoes, the whole ‘
garnished over with a layer of ground 1
cuts and boner
It is impossible for such & salad
to ferment in the stomach, he said j
"Fermentation is the cause of all dis
eases, and only cooked food can fer
menu”
College Like West Point.
London —A memorandum in regard
to the defense of Australia drawn up
by Lord Kitchener as a result of his
recent tour of inspection of that com
monwealth is published. Lord Kitch
ener recommends the establishment of
an Australian military college on the
lines of the American academy at West !
Point, which he visited the other day
He estimates That 80.000 troops will be
required for the defense of the com
monwealth
__
A carload of babies was brought j
from New York to New Orleans for I
adopt! in The stork seems to have!
neglected that southern city of late '
years.
BOY ACTS AS PASTOR AT 15
Connect>cut Youth Licenced to Preach
fey Methodist Episcopal Church
—Refuses Salary.
Waterbury. Cone—Francis Rollins,
fifteen years old. who trudges ten '
Kites every day bark and forth from
his studies at Torrington high school,
fees been licensed to preach by the
Quarterly conference of the New
Haven district of the Methodist Epis
copal church.
Probably the youngest parson In the
Ceiled States, be is a son of Rev. Ed- !
ward Rollins, pastor of the Methodist :
church at Rakersrilie. and has fre- '
Qtientiy felled his father's pulpit.
~1 don't know much about theology."
•a'.d the boy preacher, “but 1 believe
I know what God wants us to do and
what he'll do to ua if we don't do it-" j
The Bakersville church Las had dif
ficulty in getting a pastor at the small
salary It is able to pay—*300 a year
“They needn’t pay me anything un
til I am oat of school." says young
Uoli ins
Girl Kills Dog With Kick
- *_
Mildred Wilson, 19 Years Old. Breaks
Neck of Vicious Animal That
Attacks Her.
Chicago—With one kick of her
right foot Mildred Wilson. 925 West
Randolph street, the other day broke
the neck of a large bulldog that at- '
tacked her on the way home from a
nearby store.
Miss Wilson, who Is a slender girl, j
nineteen years old. has been practising !
fancy and stage dancing, and to this 1
she gives the credit of haring been
able to ward off the attacks of the !
animal
The young woman was returning :
from the store with her arms full of
bundles when the dog rushed at her. |
She jumped to one side. . !
Before the dog could attack her
again Miss Wilson was prepared, and i
as the dog jumped she swung her ;
right foot, which was encased in a
heavy walking shoe, against the ani- 1
mala chin, much in the manner in
which a rootbali player kicks a goal.
The <Jog gave an agonized yelp and
dropped in its tracks, dead.
No sooner had the girl realized
what she had done than she began to
cry out of sympathy for the animal
that had attacked her.
Mouse Solves Puzzle.
Norfolk, V a.—A tiny mouse solved
the problem of getting an electric wire j
through a pipe 197 feet long the other
day at the Vinery building. There
were several bends in the pipe. and
modern methods, such as blow pipes,
failed to produce results, a mouse
was caught and a thread tied to iu :
leg. A tape was tied to the thread
and the wire to the tape. The mouse
was given a start and went through
the pipe in a hurry. Liberty was iu
reward.
A New York chauffeur, speeding
away after killing a man, ran into a
car and was killed himself. There’*
a concrete case of poetic justice.
IN HIGH SOCIETY.
First Burglar—I've been In the very
best houses in town.
Second Burglar—I am much sought
after myself.
UNSIGHTLY COMPLEXIONS
The constant use of Cuticura Soap,
assisted by Cuticura Ointment, for
toilet, bath and nursery purposes not
only preserves, purifies, and beautifies
the skin, scalp, hair and hands, but
prevents inflammation, irritation and
clogging of the pores, the common
cause of pimples, blackheads, redness
and roughness, yellow, oily, mothy and
other unwholesome conditions of the
complexion and skin. All who delight
in a clear skin, soft, white hands, a
clean, wholesome scalp and live, glossy
hair, will find Cuticura Soap most suc
cessful in realizing every expectation.
Cuticura Soap and Ointment are ad
mirably adapted to preserve the
health of the skin and scalp of in
fants and children, and to prevent
minor blemishes or inherited skin hu
mors becoming chronic, and may be
used from the hour of birth. Cuticura
Remedies are sold throughout the civ
ilized world. Send to Potter Drug &
Chem. Corp.. sole proprietors. Boston,
for their free Cuticura book, 32 pages
of invaluable advice on care and
treatment of the skin, scalp and hair.
Wedding Fee Counterfeit.
A well-dressed stranger entered the
office of Justice William B. Williams.
Montclair, X. J„ and after shaking
hands astonished the justice by say
ing: 'Tm here to redeem that coun
terfeit $10 bill I passed on yon. Two
years ago I called on you with my
girl and two witnesses and you mar
ried us. I handed you a $10 bill. 1
had a counterfeit in my pocketbook
that I'd carried for several years. I
never missed it until yesterday. Then
1 remembered that I'd accidentally
banded you the bill." The caller pro
duced a good $10 bill, but the justice
refused to take it. •’Don't let that
worry you. my dear fellow,” he
laughed. “I never knew it was a
counterfeit. No kind of money sticks
to me over night. I'm married, my
self."
From Habit.
Life Insurance Agent—The company
has rejected your application on the
ground that you lied in your answers.
Why did you say that your circulation
is good?
Mr. Koloom—Honest. I couldn't help
it. That's my business. You see. I'm
advertising manager on the Daily
Boomer.—Puck.
It costs more to live now than it did
a hundred years ago. but they bad no
baseball then.
What He Knew.
“You can tell me the names of the
twelve apostles. Sam?" said the pret
ty Sunday school teacher one morn
ing. Sam's face fell, and he shifted
ilia weight from one foot to the other.,
' Can't do it, ma'am." he said, sor
rowfully; and then his eyes bright
ened; "but I can call off all of the
pitchers in the league teams,” he vol
unteered.—Harper's Magazine.
How’s This?
W» oS*» Oee Hu-*lrrd TVvilers Rntel for esy
mtr at cotairt 10*1 cor. r. -v be cured by Heir*
Ceterrti Cura.
F. J CHENEY « OO- Toledo, a
We. the undenmed. hove known F J Ohruey
*>r the loot 11 TT»ra mod believe him perteoUv boo
orah* In oil husmm trahsorttoa* end financially
obie to cony out ony obinuom mode bv he Arts.
WohotNd. hrvNAV a
WTx>ies»> Dracnsto Toledo <X
Hory Cotorrh Care * token mteral.y ortfig
dtrectiy upon the Mood end mucous su-f»c*« or the
•yetem. Tcotlmoniolk sent bee. Price 71 cefita per
bottle. Sold by all Proccet*.
Xbke Hod s Family rub lor coonOpetloa.
The Quoter.
“You never quote poetry in your
speeches?”
“So,'' replied Senator Sorghum;
“quoting poetry is too often like send
ing an anonymous letter. A man re
sorts to it when he wants to say some
thing and shift the responsibility of
authorship.”
CUT THIS OUT
And mail to the A. H. Lewis Medicine Co..
St. Louis. Mo., and they will send you free
& 10 day treatment of NATURE'S REME
DY (NR tablets) Guaranteed for Rheu
matism. Constipation. Sick Headache. Liv
er. Kidney ar.d Blood D;setses. Sold by
all Druggists. Better than Pills for Liver
Ilia. It's free to you. Write today.
High Finance.
Knicker—Why did you pay $40.53
for that hat?
Mrs. Knicker—I had to do it to
make my check book balance.
The roan who plants a ladder never
knows what will come up.
Mrs. Window's Soothing Syrup.
fhrchlidrvn K*fUnn*. noftens tbe funis, ytsdnmln.
temmittioiijUaytntin.curwwiadcoiic UjUao.
He that dies pays old debts.—
Shakespeare.
Afraid of Ghosts
Many people are afraid of ghosts. Few people
are afraid of germs. Yet the ghost is a fancy and
the germ is a fact. If the germ could be magnified
•o a size equal to its terrors it would appear more
terrible than any fire-breathing dragon. Germs
can’t be avoided. They are in the air we breathe,
the water we drink.
The germ can only prosper when the condition
of the system gives it free scope to establish it
self and develop. When there is a deficiency of
vital force, languor, restlessness, a sallow cheek, <
m uuuuw eye, wocn me appeure is poor and tbe
deep is broken, it is time to guard against the germ. Yon can
fortify the body against all germs by the use of Dr. Pierce's Gold
en Medical Discovery. It increases tbe vital power, rlransri tbe
system of clogging imparities, enriches die blood, pats the «fom
”* “r ***“ ‘•itfeMK* «nd nutrition in working coodition, so
thetAe germfimb no weak or tainted spot in which to breed.
Golden Method Discovery ” contains no alcohol, whisky or
Lt-forming drugs. AH its ingredients printed on its outride
pper. It m not a secret nostrum but a ndkne or known
cnoosmoN aad with a record of 40 yean of rarer. Accept no
substitute—there is nothing “just as good.” Ask yow Brighton.
The Valuable Match.
There was a loud splash, and a mo
ment later a dripping head appeared
above the waves. On the end of the
dock was a stevedore nonchalantly
lighting his pipe.
“Help, man!” cried the chap in the
water. “Can't you see I am over-.
board? 1 can’t swim."
“How often have you been down?"
asked the stevedore, shielding the
flickering match from the wind.
"Once. I believe, but hurry up, man!
Give me a hand!”
"You wait! Y'ou have two more
times yet to go down, and I have only
one match. I'll catch you on the last
trip."—Exchange.
A Quick Cat.
Some years ago the proprietor of a
hotel in southern New Hampshire told
the following story: He said that
when he was a boy he had occasion
to go into the garret of his house one
morning and that the family cat fol
lowed him up the stairs. One of the
windows was open, and when they en
tfred the garret a frightened mouse
jutnred out of the window, and the
cat. jumping after it, caught it in mid
air and. whirling round, jumped back
again into the same window.
The Man Invasion.
The witch out for a moonlight
jaunt on her favorite broomstick,
had just escaped being run down by
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we women have had a monopoly for
centuries! And I believe 1 heard the
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witch!’ ”
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"It’s for pa. and, by what ma says
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