hard wEARTS are WEs-TEO. * J Ford lor five }etn u r> f‘«H «f ti» National KuoCu Co. irUs a tai* of tcfenij that would wv» tfie hardest fisar* He write* 'fie follow icy Inter >! lie* ho* fie was fi-.rfcy cured by tfie Failed Doc tor*. those master medical sje-cialoK*. • fie have tfi- ir Omaha Institute at ~ X-rtiie block, comer Sixteenth and iiarmeyr streets. Omaha. Nek. March ». I»l*. For tea weeks I lay fiat us my back with Sdaur rheumatism and kidney rout!» and could wot move myself a tfi* bed and when I w as moved, could “cntcely bear tfie encructatinc pain. I bed three j£ysJc.*B* and trad tfir* 9 • four diff. rent kinds of pat eat ased *ca»e ;n the hope of dad my some'fiiay that would relieve the terrible ayuny tor I could net move band or foot wtlb-’.-t suffertny more than it seemed pos* tie for owe to suffer and lie*, fict tsc-tiny seemed to help me One day a friend whose wife was ssnder treatment by tfie Farr-d Doc tors. tame to see me. He told me *»» Rt-xkiy she had been helped "rom the first by these wonderful ;>«ca:»ts and how well she had been ver s.nce. and aryed me to make a creat effort to yet to the:r offices tin '-he xcs< floor of tfie XevUle block, toraer s i teen tfi and Harney street* I fired a mas to help me and fie had to almost carry me x’* their office.. Taat was four week* ayo and today I • a-k*-d tat* their office without ev-n ■D =*e of a cane Is two day# after ficymniny tfi* treatment I could notice aa Improve m.-rt and n ha* btra a •teady and yraduai improvement ever *1 feel that I cannot speak too Mtfhly of ;oir wonderful new *yst-a d treatment and would like to urye all who are r.ck and stiffen** to yo to tfie Fasted Doctors'* ’X J FORD &J« 'fl Mr L *" yjer*«d the Ft.r .it-rmaa "Ye». rut te’Hbir tiliL” maa the re ply; "me caT>r :a aaother doctor Hr Cf»rr tre medictae; nr *el> vrily ted V.t eaErr ts at other doctor Hr fear aad r vr rut n**d>» toe. make nr telly »*::y tedder S!r caller la Siac Loo. He bo cone Hr sate my life " Pe*-*-'*/1 tar ae*s L;~*e of Meetcry. F 'hat be had started to ■in* a calloo of wtieky frosa a bar rel :a the *» lar A. C Hidiay. pro pr<-tor of the Hates Hid lay Bloms b«Y Ft left tbr *pi*trt turiied oa aad vest t'.tUin Too hotir* later be r*nente red « aad bartered there. He ftwad that it had all res avay aad lalo the sever Hi* c* he; a tier -d hi* ;* of a 1'inry viD be about l.vd — It.liOe.jt-a Record Dc' t Rise Your Life Ft r-r it: - ; »:*-v It 1**4* *0 *-^te la T* jm ; jar •**>+ r.x-T r*m edr far CuveiiiUMC it-*: u SaTTHT* KWTir <>k uu»> ir* «* e-ei-nt fr»rr t • *to> Nq*» it 1* tferewti**. it —• * tie entire d t-rfit *---*trc and the aidare*. f.f*» lTtyyv* and Kv >-3 1*» ease and »ire •* art- Take ■re -T-f"-n. cT * (**•"—• t ■-f* C-- i f> H i Ail Vr-use.'-m. Tim A. ii Lev • SI - >1. I- t C® . fit. ' - ■ -e Area Care fee Ac Om. No S.a 1* B. r -3d< Jesd- St ItaJI be oho caa pay t » bill* T:e-e if d»a*t le f - ,-L Are tor Lev* > tap- ii® >r agar fur 5c. No rn; b ate . d p*ay practical jokeo mim be k * n«c Wt Poor health can nearlyl always l «,n m* ^ r mcc* f svc - car. ■*»-*' * r*p*.n**. MRTtCMV MOTOR CO.. Ckunc'i R.uff». P TAFTS DBTAl ROOMS a; taf-n St.. Hmu. IEL RUBBER GOODS *» ma. : ms cm rr-m ftrac far r--» r»-_a «T>«. ■ TCH.OIUO* DRWO CO.. OmRt, kM. SPLAY BASE BALL? IAN 00IF0MS ■ STOCK LONGWORTH IN QUANDARY Nicholas Longworth is the representative in congress from the First Ohio district, which prac tically means Cincinnati Mr Longworth. as everybody knows, is the only son-in-law of Theo dore Roosevelt, former president of the United States Mr Longworth is a millionaire it is nice to be a congressman, nice to be the husband of a former president's daughter, and nice to be a millionaire; still Nicholas Longworth isn't the happiest man on earth His political path seems rosy enough; bis marital relations are ideal and his financial position is one to be envied Then why should he not be happy? The an swer is simple He is the son-in-law of Theodore Rpr««-Telt He is a "stand-patter" and. as such, a fiiend of Joseph G. Cannon, speaker of the ‘ " Theodore Roosevelt, the greatest Republican, were he «u i-ome approve of the conduct cf his son-in-law? 1- a recent speech in Washington Mr Longworth roasted the Insurgents until they »ere bmsn Next day seme one asked him how he thought lllMtrioM father ir.-’aw would regard such conduct •» again" angrily exclaimed the son-in-law. “It seems that ac cot to be a owed an opinion of my own Let me say right here. I'm ***“i£<* ***J *T I don't care what Mrs Longwortb's famous father thicks He uederstand each other pretty well and Mr Roosevelt has made any effort to influence ire one way or the other I wish the peep.e wot .d le*. me be Nicholas Longworth and not always think of me as tfce acn-ir :aw of Colonel Roosevelt I was a congressman before I was a sss-is law. * tra'ter of fact does any one knew what Mr Roosevelt's idea of ’?e present situation is? Being a son in-law In this case and trying to keep in po. tics u cot all a path of roses I have a great many constituents who b-.;e*e that when I say anything worth repeating, if 1 do. Mr Roosevelt -r.sp.red it. and *t»n I say things that appear silly, or are silly, they express ; :ty for my father-in-law The only time they give me credit for being my self is when I make a blunder regardless of what anyone thinks. I am ready to take the stump ar.d taik as long as my voice will hold out and justify my vote on the tariff hiJ before any audience in the country.*' They Lave been trying to get Mr. Longworth to run for governor of Ohio, but he says he would rather remain in congress. It wouldn't surprise a lot of pe pie if Mr Longworth bobs up as a candidate for the senate some i f these days i.d.“ says one of his closest friends, "he'll be a candidate on Li* rei ord as a member of the house, not as the son-in-law of Theodore Roosev elf BATTLE FOR MCKINLEY Republicans and Democrats. Insurgents and stan i-patters agree that there is going to be a desperate battle In the coming fall for seats in congress It has been a long time since such a bitter struggle was so easily foreseen. It always is that way after congress has made a change in the tariff law To pass a tariff law that would please everybody is impossible. A wealthy, good-natured son of nilnots is the man who will 'nave to stand the brunt of the battle for the Republicans this year He is Wil liam Brown McKinley of Champaign, who was bom September 5. 1856. in Petersburg. Ill Representative McKinley is the chairman of the Republican congressional committee and as such wil have to lead the fight to maintain the Republican majority in the house of representa i . r v no Know Mr. McKinley know b<* is a fighter and they say he wu. r it be found wanting when the opposing forces clash. r takes or. es in the congressional directory to tefl who Repre liautitt McKinley is. not because his record as a citizen and member of • r-e?« is Dot one of which he may well be proud, but because of his oppo se a to se-jf-praise Some congressmen who tave not done near as much 1 r i arty or .entry consume three or four times as much space, but Mr ■ ley is content to have his birthplace, age. occupation and the date of L-t flrst election to congress published : Set be .-..id by one who know? something about the people’s rep :ve fr.m "be Nineteenth district in Illinois that among other nice ' - ' * 'at rr. eht be said about Mr McKinley is that he is one of the best entertainers ;n congress He has given some dinners in Washington that : s e ! h-’j the uo.k of the town for days. He has taken members of congress, not only the Republicans, on trips that they enjoyed to the limit. It has been said of Mr McKinley that he is one of the wealthiest men :n the house Nobody would think it to observe his conduct. He is jovial, democratic and makes no display of the fact that he has wealth. Mr. Mc Kinley cot.tr. s miles and miies of interurban electric lines in Illinois. He owns farms and he’s a banker. WICKERSHAM AS A TARGET " hen George u. Wickersham. attorney gen eral ci :he L cited Statts. in nis speecn otto re the Hamilton club at its Appomattox day banquet in Chicago, commanded the Insurgents to “get behind Taft or get out of the party.” he made of himself a target at which grape and canister, dumdum bullets and 13-inch shells are likely to be fired In fact one bomb has been hurled at the at torney general Senator La Follet'e of Wisconsin having tad some pointed things to say about the cabinet officer in the same speech in which he called J Pierpont Morgan a “thick-necked bully ” Then came Representative Rainey of Illinois, who nipped the cabinet target through a bullet aimed at the sugar trust. Mr. Rainey, however, is a Democrat and ol course that does cot count, for Democratic congressmen may be expected to hurl their broadsides at Republican cabinet officers every once in a while. But the bsc part of the target shooting is yet to come, if reports from Washington ar» to be belie\ed. It is said that Senator Dolliver of Iowa is to touch oS the 13-inch gun In Lis Chicago speech the attorney genera! boldly said: The time of running with the hare and hunting with the hounds is over. Everyone must now choose whether cr not he is for the president and the F.-;*’1 ican parry He that "hath no stomach for the fight" let him depart. Treason has ever consisted in giving aid and comfort to the enemy. If any one w ishes tu J :n the Democratic party let him do so But let him not claim to be a Republican and in and out of season work to defeat Republican meas ures and to sub* ert the influence of the Republican president of the United States While Mr Wickersham was valiantly defending his chief and reading the so-called Insurgents out of the Republican party. President Taft was delivering an address in Washington. Rumor now has it that Mr. Wick eretain had expected the president to smash the Insurgents right and left bet the chi*; executive held his fire until a future time, the proceedings of the convention speak for themselves. And they did. BEVERIDGE, INSURGENT "1 could not stand for It then and and I can not stand for It now." These are the words used by Albert J. Bever ldge. senior senator of Indiana, as he dissected the new tariff law paragraph by paragraph, in his speech before _ I Mr. Hill was asked whether the ' railroads were going to advance freight rates. The demand for railroad transporta tion Is continually increasing and the railroads must increase their facili- i ties and equipment for handling such an immense traffic.” he replied. "You | notice how it was Eround Chicago this winter, when traffic was con gested for weeks on account of lack of facilities to cope with a severe winter. “The same thing will happen again even without a bad winter, if the rail roads can't get the money for im provements and extensions. And how are they going to raise it. if Its in vestment doesn't show a profit com parable with other business? People with capital want to invest It where it will produce a favorable return. If the roads can't raise money under the present rates, and If they are going to increase their capacity as required, an increase In rates is imperative.” j CLOTHES HORSE FOR WEALTHY _ Prof. Davenport of University of Mis souri Says Modem Fashion Creates Immodesties. Columbia. Mo.—The fashionable woman was characterised as simply a I "clothes horse for some rich man to show off his wealth.” by Dr. H. J. Davenport, professor of economics, in a lecture before the Home Economics clubs of the University of Missouri the other night "Fashion fixes Incipient wings on women’s shoulders, humps on their hips and balloons about her feet. It creates artificial and unnecessary im modesties. It presides over the color of our baby blankets; It noses us around through life,” he raid. "Our pocket book* ere emptied by fashion in order that our wardrobes may be filled with exhibition garments It makes half our garments unwearable when not yet outworn. It pursues us to the grave. If there U anything more vulgar than the wedding it la the funeral.” Bats Bring on Small Panic _ *___ Frighten Dozen Young Women, and One Bites Only Male Member— Crowd Watches Fun. Philadelphia.—A swarm of bats In vaded the boarding house of Mrs. John Bellam and threw 12 girl boarders into a panic, several of them having fainted before the bats were driven off or killed. William Leyhe. the only male boarder. In his fight against the winged intruders, was bitten on the hand, the bat's teeth sinking in to the bene. He was treated at the Pennsyl vania hospital. Miss Agnes New. who occupies the third door front, was first to discover the bats. They swarmed through her window, flapping their wings and ex tinguishing the gas. Screaming with terror, the girl tried to reach the door, but was unable to find It. Her eris: aroused the other occupants, who ran to her room and opened the door. The bats burst through the opening and fled in the face* of the other 11 glrla, who were gathered la the corridor. The dozen girls’ shrieks aroused the entire neighborhood. A crowd gath ered about the house, while Leyhe. who had come to the rescue, attempt ed to fight off the intruders. He suc ceeded in killing two and driving off all the others but one particularly ferocious animal darted about him and finally succeeded in biting him Leyhe disregarded his wound, and after a chase killed t$e animal, which measured 16 inches from one wing tic to the other. • * Falla Five Stories, Unhurt. New York.—Mary Davis, s thirteen year-old schoolgirl. Is In good health and cheerful spirits today despite the ftct that ab« fell backward from a fire escape fire stories up. in Harlem and landed plump in a basket full of wet clothes In the back yard below. She was scarcely scratched. As she feU she barely missed striking Mrs. Peter Little, who was hanging up the clothes. suns] Brass Troy Pound. Used for 85 Years. Is Too Heavy. Tests of Standard Brought Over by Gallatin in 1827 Indicate Light ness of “Yellow" Money Watchful Eeyes Guard. Washington.—By comparison with the government system of weights here the discovery has been made that the brass troy pound, the basis for the standardization of weights used by the mints and assay offices of tre United St -tes. has increased by oxidation seven one-thousandths of a grain since :t was brought to this country in 1S27. A suggestion that the accretion by oxidation to the pound probably had amounted to two or three grains caused consternation among treasury officials for a time, for gold coined on such basis would be profitable for ex port as a commodity. Iridio platinum will be substituted as a standard for the brass if congress sanctions the change. This metal is used in the majority of other countries and at the bureau of standards The brass troy pound was brought to the United States by Albert Gaila- j tin. then minister to England, in 1S27. ! and since that time has ueen the standard of the American mint. It Is kept within the innermost of three separate boxes at Philadelphia, and ts j opened only once a year, this being on the occasion of the visit of the government assay commission, ap pointed by the president to test the weight and fineness of the coins o the l nited States. A key to each one of the boxes is kept in different cities, thus preventing possible tampering with the weight by unauthorized per sons. Discovery of the change in the meta! is due to Edward Rigg. superintendent of the machinery of the royal mint at London, who at the invitation of A. Platt Andrew, director of the United States mint, was present at the maes ing of the assay commission at Phila delphia in February. When he was told that the standard weight shown to him was the same that had been in use for 83 years, he expressed the greatest surprise and ashed whether any test of its accuracy ever had been made by modern standards, and at the same time suggesting that in all prob ability there was a considerable accre tion in grains due to the lapse of ume. Soon after the brass pound was brought to Washington, where a com parison with the metric weights at the bureau of standards showed the slight increase that almost a century had. de veloped. As the treasury has accepted and coined the gold on the same basis of weights, it has not lost any money. Following the disclosure made by the comparison of the brass pound and the weights at the bureau of standards the calculation was reached that the dif ference between the two on $100 000, 000 of gold coinage would amount to $121.53. The coinage last year amounted to JS9.000.000. BACKACHE! 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