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loop City Noribwrstero J- W SfTKLOGU. Pubhaber Ulf CITY I I I hURASIU la Oirjid tbe seat boycott that never case to life i» dead :*i t it testy fiat cat (.>tt so k«c’ sail 'It first tea days of a aunts* When a scan raise* his ovra Sen* be caa la»«S at tbe co4d«iora*r perfL Spenfcinfi of universal favorites. »rr.t; could be elected to anytime it nl*tt go after. Except for the fact that tprisg lnrar vUl aot pay for tie baby's atom, it Is all right. What vtRilu tbe currespoaceats 1a Wasfel£«~oa do If mb« cse >u aot asder fire all tbe flat’ No baeebai! teas is ao weak at pretest that it doee cot consider itself a poasible peasant * Inner Wort rase* that bees ta Indiana are Saytac a superior quality of rggs for a paltry IS cents a dozes. Tbe mollycoddle lendeneie* of tbe •ft are apparent ta tbe appearance of •car-soan's bats sera by isen. Pickled borne Beat tsasq-aeradiag as bum ta food Is evea morse than •use of tbe ti rp* aleotaarrarine has bees de ep A new lvt i c a at S.rd? Hook Jars tbe earth six miles away. A 1* toot p=e vesM create aa earthqoake is tbe effete east. Some recent estimates place tbe population of -be Chinese etrplre at en'y about SjRRh •'•et. bat that occbt to serve in a Stack A newspaper db-^ertbes a young cu wbe "Kgkted a cigarette and went sbistat* down tbe alley " He mast bate bad a versatile mctatb la Franee :t Is proposed that no air •fctp be permitted to ffy over a town without permission. Here ts much ««* I t the sky constables RoHed aUtffator meat, according to those wbn bare tried «. tastes like vesd. Rat this cnly shorn* that veal tastes like bailed alligator meat Statistics prove that it U better to take care tf tbe boys before they pc* to prison tbaa to keep detectives on their trail after they come oat. A Peoria preacher has resigned to become a baseball umpire Ha* me taken precautions for saury bis swat be probably believes be can afford to mb bis life It Is reported that a peat Italian tenor has been tbe object of "black band" attentions Only a careless press (pat woald bare overlooked this Idea so las* There mas a riot at Montsettce Italy, recently because Bruno vu ■ burned at tbe stake some 1# years ago Neva travels slowly is some parts of tbe old world Rodents bare been accused! or trans mitting tbe bahonlr plague. and now rats are said to be giving two St Louis ftib leprosy Rot they mere tbe "Tata" made of Astatic hair And naturally, any spread of tbe plague wd be laid to feminine vanity, tbe convenient scapegoat lor mast bu mas 13a * Tbe Americas put:c has pot areas- • tamed to calling aa automobile station a garage with more or less variety of prenuerta:bat mben it comes to caRlng aa aeroplane sbed a "hangar." Jans because tbe English call It that, tbe good old English sard shed" sill have to do "Hangar" la French isn't no easy to pronounce as it looks Tbe bcreas of Indus affairs a? Washington is also helping akeg tbe cause of progressive agriculture I»em osstntm farms are to be established with a view to teaching tbe wards of the calx* bow to till tbe soil to the best advantage Making a good farmer oax at a good Indian would seem to be a very effective form of conservation On the other hand, it might be that U> pass through the tail at the come’ would disinfect tbe atmosphere and the world ia general There is no need of tanking for trouble There may be stuff ia that comet which will care a cod la the bead, cause hair to sprout on bald spot*, knock out rheumatism and reduce gas hills Cheer up It seems quite wonderful to read of the proposal at a Harvard student by wireless ia Honolulu and his accept ance by the lady ia midocean Pot it ioaes ail the romance of the good old way of settling the matter face to face with soft whispers on one side and sweet blushes on the other. Be sides, there is always the danger of wirek ss proposals being intercepted and the wraeg girl getting the fateful New Jersey has a noble Romas of a father la a Bratus-like magistrate who sent kis own son to jail Evidently the New Jersey magisterial brand is Ot the stern staff at which parental heroes are made T so men are to attempt the pas sage of the mhirtpooi at Niagara in a motor boat. Tbe aarigatian of the whirlpool is of no practical benefit to anybody, but It seems to have exer cfsed tor same hypnotizing fasdna the for adventurous minds as the north pole "The future at the laundry trade rests apon the brand principle that It ts best to wash rtotbeu. as far as pos sible. with soap and not w >th alkalies.' says Engfivh Laundry Record. This l juat as true in the United States as It is ia England One Chicago man wants to eliminate the buttonhole from the lapel of man another wants to elimlnaf ROOSEVELT TALKiNO TO AMERICANS IN CAIRO ? * • :y l »\r».va Jt l V \ WrIKKKVHR :n his travels Col. Theodore Roosevelt has coate across his fellow countrymen he has been received with the greatest enthusiasm, and seldom has tie tatted to respond with a characteristic »d d~ess The accompanying illustration Is trom a "'snaisshot" ot th-* ex president talking to members of the Aire-ioan co\ ny in Cairo who gathered at Shepheards hotel to greet the coiouel ou his return from the j:r.f « of East Africa. SKINS BAR CULTURE ___ ___ Pachydermatous American Citi zens Impervious to Polaeness. Pre* J Paul G»df. University ef Chicago. Dec'ares Bad Marners Are R«:e Rather Than Ek cepton at Banquets. _ Chicago — ”Tf culture could be at- I tachcd to the point of a Javelin you cc-t dn't f 'rce it through the pachyder ms’- is h’de of the average Atneriran " ( • ^rhyderai—A a order of mammals d>*Tr. --bed for their thick skin, in cludr.e -he elephant, hippopotamus arid bog —Webster * That :s the estimate Prof J Paul Coode. teacher of geology at the Cul vers ::y of Chicago, puts on the chance of true politeress to percolate to the inner recesses of his fellow cilirens He had the conviction thoroughly ground into him. be said, during the time he acted as escort to the Japa nese comm »s«-oners on their recent tour of America “1 disifke to get Into print on the subject.- be said, ’ because all the yel low newspapers in the country will misquote and misrepresent me. But 1 am willing in spite of that, to voice my disgust at the treatment accorded the Japanese visitors That disgust eitecds to the treatment accorded al most anybody who attempts to speak at an American banquet. "In our tour of the country when the Japanese commissioners were here we visited practically every large city in the country, and in only three places Washington. Indianapolis and St- Louis—were the distinguished Japanese shown anything that re sembled politeness, in those cities alone did those who sat at the ban quet table reveal gentlemanly in stincts. In most of the other cities— Philadelphia in particular—we encoun tered such boorishness and utter lack of breeding that 1 was surprised and disgusted." Asked to what causes he attributed th;s lack of culture. Prof. Goode said he had made no attempt to explain it. "Primarily it goes back to our homes." he said. "In many American homes children are not taught to pay respectful attention when others are speaking And if they fail to learn that cardinal precept of culture when they are young* it is impossible to punch tt through their thick skins when they grow old. "The Japanese are people of culture and refinement. No better evidence of this e\er was shown than their at titude toward those who so grossly abused them while they were here. At the banquets we attended a large pro portion of the diners talked and joked ' and whispered among themselves while the visitors were speaking, and although those speakers were secretly disgusted they did not convey by word or sign tfiat they had noticed anything wrong. Not even among themselves did they talk about it. There could be no truer test of true culture than that "A speaker at a banquet or any where else is entitled to respectful at tention and if some are present who are unw illing or unable to accord him that much they should leave the room as quickly as possible." Royalty Gets Skate Craze j King and Queen of Italy Watch Skaters Perform Quadrille at the Quirinal. Rome—The roller skating crate la in full swing, and recently at the Quiri nal. In the presence of the king and I queen. Queen Margberita. Princess Militia and Princess Vera of Montene gro. a quadrille was performed by about thirty young people In the large Sala del Oora*tiert. The effect was charming, as all the young ladies wore white, with becoming caps edged with fur. and the men wore the same caps, with colored sashes worn decoration wise Among the performers were Princess Helen of Servia. Donna Maria Giulia Moncada. Donna Mariettina Pignatelli. Signorina Annarella Gratioli. Donna Vittoria Rnspoll. Don Michelangelo Caetani. Conte BorsarelU, Barone de Felice. Conte Suardi and Marehese Cappelli. The royal party witnessed the quad j rille. which took place to the strains i of "The Washington Post.” from a i raised daias at the end of the hall. It went ofT without the slightest hitch under the direction of Marehese Gior gio Guglielmt. Afterward skating be ; came general and. with a brief inter val devoted to tea. went on gayly until past seven o'clock. Among those present, either skaters or spectators, were Principessa dl l Teano. Contessa Morosinl and her I daughter Donna Morosina Morosinl. ! Principessa del Vivaro. Contessa i Bruschi. Principessa di Frasso and her daughter, Donna Sofia Dentice. Princi pessa di Sonnino. Contessa Serristori. who brougnt her little boy and girl, and Principessa di Trabia, whose three daughters and her son were all on wheels. Principe Ludovico Chigf has broken his leg while indulging in the favorite ; pastime. While having a skating les son in Principessa dl Scaletta's villa he fell heavily, snapping his shinbone just above the ankle. He was con veyed home with difficulty in an auto mobile and will be laid up for some time. Fake Pictures Galore. Paris.—La Patrle state? that 15.454 false pictures were sent to America during the last 12 months, including 2.849 signed Corots, 1.812 Rembrandts 6.024 Teniers. 983 Henners and 2,78* Zlems. Recently, under the new law admitting antiques free of duty, hun dreds of harplschords, "having be longed to Marie Antoinette." bar* been sent over. ...-. - — -I Canine in Well Many Days - - Valuable Fes Hound Was Imprisoned ter More Than Month Without Nourishment or Water. Westminster. Md —Michael Hassett of Manchester district has a hound named Music which his had a fast of 37 days and is still alive and recuper ] atirg About sis weeks ago Mr Has sett and some friends were having a fca hurt at right Music and the other dogs of Mr Hassett's pack were in full cry The chase was along the north side of Dug Hill, and the baying of the bounds was a delight to the hunters Music is the pick of the pack, and her tones were easily discernible. Suddenly they ceased altogether, and when the bora recalled the dogs she mas missing She U a valuable animal and a strict search for ter mas instituted and con tinued day after da>. but no trace of her could be found. She was as com pletely lost as if she had disappeared from the face of the earth, and that was precisely what she had done. In the forest where she was lost is an oid clearing and an abandoned cabin, which was once supplied with water fmm a well C feet deep, and Music was in ’hat well for 37 days without food It had been covered, but the covering bad rotted away, and in crosstiig it she went down. Clarence Tb tier set of Melrose found her Happening in the clearing, curi osity led him to look down In the well. which was almost dry. Music made | her presence known in faint dog lan guage and. procuring a ladder. Mr. Thcierset went down into the well j and brought her to the surface. She was a living skeleton. Mr. Hassett was informed of the find and carried her to his home in his aims, and she I is now well on the way to full restora- ! tion to health and vigor. SAGACIOUS DOG SAVES LIFE Fox Terrier. Seeing Master Drowning. Runs and Bringa Woman Artist to the Rescue. Dublin.—Sunderland Malone, the au thor. owes his life to his little dog. who went for help when he saw hia master drowning a few days ago near Mullingar. Mr. Malone went to Mullingar to pass a day with bis brother. Accom panied only by his little fox terrier, he went to bathe In Lake Belvidere. His legs became entangled in some weeds and in his efforts to save him self he was seized with a cramp. A woman artist was drawing some distance away. The little dog ran to her. barked violently and began to pull at her dress. She followed the animal and came to the aid of Mr. Malone, who had lost consciousness In the water. The girl went Into the water and kept his hbad above the surface until, his brother coming to seek him. both were rescued. I SCHOOLBOY PREACHER AT 151 New England Laborer’s Son. Noted for Bible Lora. Is Pulpit Worker Half Year. _ Weirs. X H-—Milan Smith possesses the unique distinction of being the youngest preacher in New England. Smith Is fifteen years old and a mem ber of the Laconia high school. He holds services in a small community known as "The Oaks" and has just completed a year of his pastor ate over a hundred people. Smith is the son or William Smith, a railroad laborer, and always has been proficient in Bible lore. As a child he even dreamed of his re ligious heroes and when he was six years old he decided to become a minister. At fourteen be became su perintendent of Laconia Sunday school aiMl now is a full fledged pastor. Only a widow seems to appreciate that what a maa eats is aa important to him m what a woman wears is to Chinese Puzzle in Kinship _ Woman With Husband, the Nephew of Her Stepfather, Presents Hard Conundrum. London.—The Hackney coroner and a jury had a curious problem in rela tionships presented to them at an in quiry respecting the death of a Mrs. Jane Robertson. One of the witnesses, a married woman giving her name as Jane Rob inson. was asked her relationship to the woman upon whom the inquest was being held. "She married my husband's uncle.” replied the witness. "My name is Robinson and my mother’', name be came Robertson by her second mar riage.” “Your name is Robinson and your mother's name was Robinson, and now you are married and are still Robin son?” queried the coroner. "Yes.” said the witness “You see. 1 was a Robinson and married a Rob inson. and my mother was a Robin son and married a Robertson.” "That sounds like a Chinese puzzle,” the coroner remarked. "What rela tionship was your husband to you be fore you married?” “None at all," replied the witness "Perhaps this will make it clear," she continued, "my husband was the nephew of my stepfather." The coroner confessed that he waa not good at conundrums Man Killed by Rooster. London.—John Thomas Janes agea fifty, a coachman, employed at Or chard house, Marnhull, Dorset, was walking through the orchard when a cockfowl attacked and spurred him. He complained of a pain In the thigh afterwards and later went to Bournemouth hospital, where he died. Medical evidence at the inquest showed that lockjaw aet In owing to the cock'a spur having been.left la Janes' leg. HELPS IN KITCHEN PARAGRAPHIC ADVICE ON MANY SUBJECTS. Little Things, but All in Their Way Important—Fuel for Alcohol Lamps—Proper Method of Scalloping Oysters. Copper may be cleaned by rubbing with the skins of lemon and salt. The surface should be wiped off quickly and polished with a dry chamois. Hygienic cooks declare bread made from spring wheat is better than that from winter wheat, as it contains more gluten and less starch than the latter Remember that the shell of an egg is porous and bacteria easily pass through it. Keep eggs in a cool place and keep them covered. Do not forget that sugar or shorten ing retards the raising of dough, so rolls that are made with them will not be so high and puffy as in doughs made with yeast. Butter that is watery and not well j worked must not be used for cake, as it will make it heavy. If you have alcohol lamps, chafing dishes, and self-heating irons run by alcohol, be sure that you burn the right kind. The pure grain alcohol is costly and the fumes of wood alcohol are poisonous. Get the denatured kind, which costs only about forty cents a gallon. In using an alcohol lamp be sure that it is set upon metal or some non inflammable substance, or your wood work may be ruined, though a bad conflagration is escaped. Asbestos plates are excellent for this purpose, or an old marble top table. lu scalloping oysters do not use too much of the liquor; some cooks sub stitute r.iilk. But on plenty of but ter. being sure to use twice as much ou the top lay r as on the under ones, or you will not have a well browned di>b For frying or covering the top of entrees use bread crumbs instead of cracker crumbs, as they have less of a fiat taste and do not get so soggv To prepare bread crumbs most quickly dry bread in oven after crusts have been removed, then rub through the meat chopper, sift and put away in glass jars Baked Beans With Apples. Another tasty w ay of baking beans Is with apples. To make soak one pint pea beans over night. In the morning cover with fresh water and briny to a boii When the seum rises skim it off. bring again to a boii, then drain. Rinse and pour over the beans a quart of water, one-half cup sugar and salt and pepper to season Bring again to a boii. and simmer until the skins cracK Put into a bean pot one pound of fresh pork, unless you prefer ore-half ctiptul olive oil or drippings, one large onion sliced, tw-o good-sued potatoes peeled and cut in halves and two appl-*s peeled, cored and cut in halves. Pour the beans into the pot. cover and bake four hours In a mod erate oven If the beans bake dry. add a little more boiling water. To Sweep a Room. To sweep a room is little. but to get It ready for sweeping takes some time. Kach upholstered piece of furniture should be carefully brushed and plain polished surfaces wiped with a slight ly damp cloth, then rubbed with a dry one and moved out of the room. A paint brush is excellent to remove the dust that will lodge in carved parts or If in crevices a tiny brush or a wooden skewer can be used. if there are moldings at the top of the wall use a long handled brush if It is perfectly clean, if it is not. tie a duster over it. Brush the ceilings and walls In the same way. A Good Family Oish. Cut Into slices the remains of a cold Joint of lean mutton. Reason well and put with alternate layers of thinly sliced potatoes into a deep pie dish. Season each layer with a lit tle chopped onion and parsley. Pour in a cupful of gravy and then put on •.he top layer of crust Bake In a moderate oven for about an hour. Onions and Tomatoes. A side dish which will be new to many cooks, is made by slicing very I thin some onions and green tomatoes, in about equal proportion, and frying them together just as you fry onions Salt them well, and if there is any danger of their being greasy, drain before serving. A palatable dish. Amsterdam Potatoes. Take eight medium sited potatoes, pare. boil, salt and mash. To four cups of mashed potatoes add the well beat en whites of two eggs, one-half cupful of cream, and one tablespconful of but ter Beat aii together until light, then put in a baking dish and bake a light brown. This is a delicious and attrac tive dish. Packing China. When packing chlnaware to be noved some distance, use a barrel and ■ack closely with crumpled paper 'ack a piece of gunny sack over open >nd of barrel Freight handlers will not think of sending the barrel end over end when unloading, the usua: manner of smashing goods. Steamed Rice. Wash two cupfuls of rice and throw •nto a large vessel of boiling salted water. Let boil furiously ten or fif •een minutes, then throw cold water n and pour all through a colander Stand colander in a vessel containing very little water, cover closely, and ’et steam until the grains are tender and dry. Boiled Beef. Horse-Radish Sauce. 'Wain boi’ed beef may also be served with horse-radish sauce and makes a palatable dish. A little chopped pars 'ey sprinkled over the meat when served Is considered an improvement by many persons. For the sake of variety the meat may be browned like pot roast before serving. Dusters. Cut off the feet of lady’s stockings, ake the tops, rip them open In back ind sew two tops together. These nake splendid dusting cloths that win brow off no lint whatever. Better han cheesecloth. DAKOTA FARM LAND f\ DAKOTA FARM Rich. Deep. Black Soil will raise as much Wheat Oats Corn. Bariev. Flax and l\vat x-s as an? land in Rlutoia. Iowa, os Nebraska. Price ami terms rs^ht. Booklet INo. JtO With Mop of State will be mailed k> you (ore for the asking. How many ACRE® .to you own}... How many horses? ............... Cows?.. How much lad «k> you wish to tuvy? We want to make yon a pr\<i» I cation. sijnwHl. Writ® P. a.Mate . F. J. FARRINGTON & CO., Omaha, Neb. »dv.S£ Who Named Pennsylvania" In connection with a recent sale in . England of the letters of William Blathwayt, a correspondent of the London Daily News makes the inter esting assertion that Blathwayt and not William Penn selected the name for the commonwealth which he founded in the new world. According | to this authority, when William Penn applied to Charles 11. for permission to name his new colony after the king. Blathwayt. who was in attend ance on his majesty, being a stanch Tory and high churchman, vigorously objected. "No. vour majesty." said he. "let the Quaker call it after himself," and Pennsylvania accordingly it was named Secretary of state though he was. Blathwayt must have been an odd character, for he contrived to ob tain the good opinion of both lYpys and Evelyn at one and the same time, but he played not fair to the Stuart cause. "He crossed, l believe, with • James to Dubtiu and probably joint'd in the Irish jig with O'Flynn and the l.ady Bonedetta at Dublin castle and then apparently went straight back and espoused the cause of William.* j The Old-Fashioned Woman. "What caused your sudden blew Ins In ?" asked a veteran in Shade Land of a woman who arrived the ether day. The woman gave a sigh that blew over a tombstone as she replied: "l am an old-fashioned woman, and ! did sty work in a kitchen w ith a six hole range, a big sink, three long tables, two pantries and a dishpan large enough to w ash a turkey In Two days ago ! went to visit my daughter in a big city and found her cooking for her family in a chafing dish, doing her dishes in a washbowl and keep ing them stored in the low-er part of the washstand. When l saw her get the bread out of a big howl on the piano, called a jardinere. ami reach for the butter out of the window. I felt a cold chill come over me, and then she 'made soup' by opening a tin can and pouring out a mess to which she added water from the wash pitcher. I knew no more " Then the old-fash ioned woman gave such a sniff of dis gust that it blew all the Shades over into the next county.—Atchison Globe _ Spectacles for Soldiers. fn many cases the vision of third class shots has been much improved by the use of spectacles. In the First Northamptonshire regiment a third class shot became a first-class shot. In the First Queen's a man who just missed being a third-class shot be came a first. In the First Oxfords one failed and two third-class shots be came second class and one third class became a first. In the First Cameron ians one improved from noneffective to a second class shoL In the First Royal Scots fusiliers one third-class shot became a second-class shot. Them' results are due to action taken by the medical authorities in ISO", when the eyesight of several selected regiments was carefully examined by army medical specialists In ophthalmology. Recommendations based on these ex aminations were made, and the gov ernment of India granted a free issue of suitable glasses to those men re quiring them—Lancet. Remembered His Dignity. An American mining engineer, re cently returne 1 from Santo Domingo. j was telling a few days ago about the i struggle for existence that some of the legion of army "generales" have when the country is tranquil. It was a tw-o days' trip by horseback from the coast to the mine. A friend of the engineer arranged for a man to handle his luggage on the way, cook. ! feed the horses and perform other odd jobs. Just outside the town the porter, cook and hostler halted his horse and dismounted. He then ex plained that he could not enter the i town with his pack until nightfall. The narrator asked the reason. "Ah," replied the native. "I am a general of ; the republic and cannot afford to low er the dignity of my rank by being observed acting as a peon.” A Land of Hunters. Germany Is a country of nimrods. There are 600.000 sportsmen, which means one gun for every 100 people. Each year fall to the gun. on an av erage, 400.000 hares. 4.000.000 part ridges. 2.000.000 thrushes. 500.000 rab i bits, 190.000 deer, 145.000 woodcocks, 40.000 wild ducks. 25.000 pheasants, j 22.500 deer, 15.000 quails. 13.500 bucks. 1,400 wild boars and 1.300 bustards. In weight this "bag" represents 25.000. 000 kilogrammes. The monetary value is 32,000,000 marks, or £1.260,000. The i sum received for licenses to shoot is 7.500.000 marks, or £300,000.—Daily's 1 Magazine. True Love. "And you say you love me?" •"Devotedly!" "With the cost of living as high as it isT "Indeed I do. and when the cost of living Is less I will prove my love by nuking you my wife."—Houston Pool Many Have Asked. # “Mummy, do foxea have newspa pers?" Future for Indian Woman. In speaking of the future of the In dian girl Miss Estelle Reel, who for 12 years was the superintendent ot an Indian school, says that the Indian girl today who has received an educa tiou looks for a higher type of man hood in a husband than satisfied her mother. If she docs not find her id tl. she is perfectly capable of canting her own living she makes a superb nurse. Hospitals which have trailed Indian girls are making a constant effort to enlist o hers of the race. She has infinite patience, forbearance generally a magnificent physt; - and no trace of the "nerves'* which sc* often cause a breakdown among ever oivUixed race's. An Indian girl can go through the most trying surgical case with a stoical calm that ts ex traordinary She never gets fta*i e*l. anxious or worried. and she obeys the phy sician as a soldier does his *vta ns and* r. in oaring for gases of severe Illness she seems to live on souse strange reserve force and is a tender as well as a painstaking nurse. The MirtcvkHis Narei Tvoj. The Herman emperor wtll he inter* esied in the investigation which the Cornish Higher Kdueatler. author;;* is about to hold into the reported s-c cess of the "diviatrg txxi" tn kve eg mineral deposits. He himself has be come convinced. by submitting cep tain tlerman ’Mlviners* to critical tests in his presence, thr: not only water, but metals also can he discov ered beneath the ground. and he re cently ser.t to Herman Southwest A rica a "div ir.er,* whose sensitive r\xl indicated more than 500 places where borings brought copious supplies of water to the surface. In n test car ried out in IVriin the emperor hid several metal objects in the ground, all of which wx-re discovered by the sudden bending downward of the rod when the diviner" tip this instance Prince von CSrotatbl stood over them. —Dundee Advertiser. Dickens* Eleouent Appeal. Oh! if those who rule the destinies of nations wx'ubl but remember this —If they would but think hew bard tt is tor the very poor to have engen dered in their hearts that love of home from which all domestic virtues spring, when they live tn dense and squalid masses where social decency U lost, or rather never found—if they would but turn aside from the wide thor oughfares and great houses, and strive to improve the wretched dwellings in byways, where only Poverty may walk—many k*w roofs would point more truly to the sky than the loftiest steeple that now roars proudly up iron* the midst of guilt, and crime, and horrible disease, to mock them by its contrast —Charles Dickens. Sad Death cf "Littl* Mether." An unusually pathetic case was the suicide in New York the other day of a little girl who. since the death of their widowed mother had taker, care of her younger brothers and sisters like a "little mother* The child had been extremely fond of her mother and since the death of the latter had been downcast and constantly brvxxl ing over the loss of her beloved par ent. The burden of grief became too great at last and the other morning, after having prepared breakfast for her little brothers and sisters, the "little mother" tenderly kissed them and leaped out of the window. She died shortly after that on the way to the hospital. King Edward's Many Titles. Edward VII. is "by grace of God of the I'nited Kingdom of Great Brit ain and Ireland and of the British do minions beyond the seas, king, de fender of the faith, emperor of India," duke of Cornwall (In the peerage of England, creation 13371. duke of Rothesay, duke of Saxony, prince of Coburg and Gotha (the dukedom he resigned In 1S6S1. prince of Saxe-Oo burg SaalCeld, earl of Garrick, baron of Renfrew, lord of the Isles, prince of Wales, earl of Chester, duke of Lancaster and earl of Dublin. A Very Dry Country. The landlord of a village hotel In a prohibition county in Indiana is very deaf. The other day a drummer who was at the hotel walked up to the desk where the landlord was standing and asked: "Landlord, can you sell me a stamp!” The landlord weighed the matter thoughtfully. Then he replied: “No, sir. I'd like to help you. but the durned dry* Is wwtchin* me so clus I had to cut it out.”—Philadelphia Sat urday Evening Post. Misunderstood. “It was the widow's sighs that cap tured him.” “Stie nothing! She isn't bigger than a rint of peanuts! It eras the sixe of the life Insurance she col lected.”—Houston Post Getting Were*. “1 see hy the papers,” said he, "that Halley’s comet la now being eeen with the naked eye.”