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    Loup City Northwestern
J. W. BURLEIGH, Publisher.
LOUP CITY ~ • • NEBRASKA
The fireproof mine has not yet been
dug.
If you have an enemy, persuade him
to go deer hunting.
Nature smiled on football—and the
undertakers—this year.
Snowbirds are crowding the quail
pretty close in the northwest.
See that your horse is well blanket
ed and well shod during the winter.
Mars must have started a deep wa
terways movement thousand of years
ago. |
The football season is ended, and
boxers are figuring up the dead and
injured.
It will be new Turkey in fact, with
telephones and telephone girls in Con
stantinople.
The high price of food has seriously
reduced the income of many stomach
specialists.
Ohio may be the greatest state up
tn the air, but Texas is pre-eminent
on the ground.
Indian summer is always sure of get
ting the glad hand when it plays a
return engagement.
With your five or six inch object
glass telescope, you may easily see Mr.
Halley’s comet now.
If football would eliminate mass
plays it would no longer be encum
bered with a death list.
A Nebraska court has decided that
kissing a girl does not constitute a
proposal. So go ahead, fellers!
In Chicago are men who make
bomb-throwing a profession. In Rus
sia it is a habit, not a profession.
Lots of old-fashioned people will
soon begin to tell us of the time when
Christmas used to come in the winter.
Spots on the sun now may be seen
with the naked eye, provided the eye
is first modestly veiled with smoked
glass.
Victor Hugo made himself rich writ
ing books, but that doesn't say that
every man should take to writing
books.
One difference in current sports
seems to be that in aviation necks
are imperiled, while in football they
are broken.
Lunar eclipses that hope to receive
favorable mention in this column
must show up at a respectably early
hour in the evening.
An Indiana woman calls her hus
band a “nag” and a "scold.” Doubt
less the cruel creature has refused to
button her gown in the back.
A big concern in New Jersey is to
bring about a cut in ribbons. So there
will be some comforting exceptions to
the rise of the necessaries of life.
At last the Balkan states have
formed some kind of union for the
purpose of pushing the Balkan war
cloud off the political weather map.
There recently died in Nebraska a
man who saw the Chicago fire, the
Galveston flood, the San Francisco
disaster and spent four winters in
Alaska.
The new Chinese minister to this
country brings 67 servants with him.
Astute man. Had he made it 67 he
would have been in a pickle with the
paragraphers.
It must be really awkward for a
bride whose husband was careless
about the staying qualities of his di
vorce to discover that she never was
really married.
There Is no wild enthusiasm over
the successful efforts of a French sci
entist to make a dead dog howl. It
Is hardly necessary to start an inves
tigation into the cause for this lack
of appreciation.
Director Lowell of the observatory
at Flagstaff, A. T., reports the discov
ery of the first Antarctic snowfall oi
the season on Mars. Is It not now
up to the director of some other ob
servatory to demand at once samples
of the snow before the report can be
believed? Discoverers are not taking
the words of other discoverers with
out proofs these days.
National budgets appear to be the
chief source of worry to European
governments. France is the latest to
experience trouble in this direction.
Her proposed budget this year is $40,
000,000 greater than the preceding
one, and provides for new taxes which
make the taxpayers sit up and take
notice. As the taxes were pretty
heavy before, the additional burden
will not make the people any more
contented.
Those so-called craters on the moon
may be merely the marks of bumps
received In collisions with other orbs,
but that theory does not seem to ex
plain the presence of a tall cone in
the center of so many of them.
The top record of American building
permits in October were: Seattle, 1,
347; Brooklyn Borough, 1,325; Phila
delphia, 1,253; Chicago, 986. In cost
Brooklyn and Chicago were nearly
alike, with New York county, which
erects few buildings but big ones, far
ahead of either.
French aeronauts have ascended in
a monoplane to a height of 1,345 feet
■and in a biplane to 1,181 feet. While
people generally are unacquainted
with details they are satisfied that fly
ing machines are vindicating their
name. •
! A foreigner must be in China for 20
years before he is naturalized. This
,has the advantage of giving him time
for reflection and prevents the govern
ment from absorbing him too hastilly
'But it is a very hard system on the
colonization of a foreign vote.
NEBRASKA IH BRIEF
NEWS NOTES OF INTEREST FROM
VARIOUS SECTIONS.
ALL SUBJECTS TOUCHED UPOS
Religious, Social, Agricultural, Polit
ical and Other Matters Given
Due Consideration.
The two-year-old child of Mr. and
Mrs. E. H. Martin of Stratton, which
was burned from drinking lye is dead.
The Nebraska teachers’ annual
meeting will again be held in Lincoln
in 1910. Omaha made a bid for the
gathering, but was not successful.
Prof. J. A. Dimmick, principal of
the schools at Sterling, sent a 22
caliber rifle bullet into his right tem
ple at his home.
Chauncey Graham, a young man
who was accidentally shot at his home
near Arnold, passed away after hover
ing between life and death for over
a week.
The large farm house of Miss Hat
tie Summers, six miles west of Beat
rice, caught fire, but the neighbors
succeeded in extinguishing the flames
before much damage resulted.
Members of the Nebraska Miters’
Protective, association of Nebraska
held a banquet at the New Palmer
house in Grand Island. Phil Glade of
Grand Island acted as toastmaster.
Arthur Naslund has been elected
second lieutenant of Company E, Se
cond regiment, located at Holdrege.
The election was approved by Adju
tant General Hartigan.
A box car occupied by a number of
Italian laborers was partially burned
in the Burlington yards at Beatrice.
Dito Ladina was seriously burned and
may uui recover.
It is said on good authority that the
Burlington contemplates building an
elegant depot in Wymore next sum
mer. The location has been pur
chased.
Dean Stewart was a former Crete
man and a graduate of Doane college,
who fell dead on the streets of Oga
lalla recently. The cause was said to
be due to heart disease. The remains
were buried at Crete.
Fire at Bradshaw, the first station
west of York, destroyed one of the
grain elevators, together with about
5,000 bushels of grain. The elevator
belonged to the T. B. Hord Grain com
pany of Central C.ty.
Frank Gaul, aged twrenty, made an
attempt to commit suicide by shoot
ing himself with a revolver at the
farm home of Ernest Watson in Saun
ders county, where he was employed.
The bullet entered his right breast
and he will probably die.
Station Railway Agent S. Stine of
the Northwestern, while unloading a
piano from a car at Thayer, met with
a painful and, what for a time ap
peared to be serious' accident. The
heavy piano slipped and fell on Mr.
Stine, injuring his leg and foot.
Ernest E. Stout, sentenced at Grand
Island to nine years’ imprisonment in
the penitentiary, will be taken to Lin
coln in a few days. He is arranging
his affairs so that his wife and child
will in the meantime be provided for.
W. Godfrey, who resides near Syra
cuse fell from his wagon while load
ing and was so badly injured that he
could not help himself and \?hen
found was nearly frozen to death. He
is 77 years of age and his recovery
is doubtful.
It is stated upon good authority that
the Union Pacific Railroad company
intends making some improvements
at Callaway, work to commence in the
near future. A water supply system
will be installed, the present one be
ing inadequate to supply the demand
for water.
uraers were received by Postmaster
Cook of Blair to raise the rental of
postoffice boxes from 45 cents, 60
cents and $1 to 60 cents, 75 cents, $1
and $1.50, to go into effect January 1.
A. vigorous protest is being made by
the business men and citizens of Blair
and many will give up their boxes.
During a short session of the dis
trict court at Aurora, Judge Dungan
rendered a decision in the case of
Hamilton county against the Aurora
National bank, holding that the county
recover interest at the rate of per
cent on county money deposited in
the bank and 7 per cent on each quar
terly payment from the end of each
quarter.
Items published last week of events
printed in the York Republican thirty
years ago mentions the Tribune, pub
lished by Frank Wellman, brother or
Walter Wellman, the noted traveler
and writer, went south and later be
came editor of the Sutton Times,
founded by his brother, Walter Well
man, in 1873. Walter Wellman at
that time was but 14 years of age and,
in addition to being editor and pub
lisher, he had learned the printer’s
trade and was able to do most of the
mechanical work on his paper.
The York County Medical associa
tion gave a farewell dinner to Dr. and
Mrs. A. R. Allen of Bradshaw, who
leave in a few days for Colorado,
where they will make their home.
The dinner was attended by neatly all
the physicians of the county and was
a pleasant affair.
The Central Granaries’ company’s
elevator at Rockford, Gage county,
was destroyed by fire. The fre is
supposed to have been caused by
sparks from a passing engine. The
elevator contained 3,500 bushels of
oats, 800 bushels of corn and some
wheat, which were consumed.
R. N. Huston, one of the pioneer
residents of Richardson county, died
as the result of the shock sustained
when he fell on the ice, fracturing
severely the bones of his hip.
Secretary of State Junkin and Land
Commissioner Cowes returned from
Norfolk, where they investigated the
condition of the buildings being con
structed there for the state. The
women's hospital, the men’s cottage
and the store room will be completed,
said the secretary, within the next
ten days or two weeks in so far aa
the plastering and rough work i» con
cerned.
BANKS OF NEBRASKA.
Eight Millions Less After the Autumn
Drain.
The reports of the state banks of
Nebraska at the close of business No
vember 30 have been compiled by Sec
retary Royse of the state banking
board, showing a total deposit of $73,
283,626.75. This is a decrease of only
$8,000,000 from the high water mark
reached in August.
Of the report Mr. Royse said:
“Although the demand upon the
banks for money has been unusually
active during the last two months,
caused largely by the impassable con
dition of the country roads, making it
almost impossible for the farmers to
market produce of any kind, and the
increase of loans over four and one
half millions of dollars since the re
port of August 31, last, the banks are
running strong, carrying an average
reserve of over twenty-six per cent,
being almost double the amount re
quired by law.
“The deposits amount to over sev
enty-three and one-quarter millions of
dollars, being only about one and one
half million dollars less than the
amount reported August 31, 1909,
which was the high water mark in the
history of this state. This is an un
usually light decrease in deposits for
this season of the year.
“Compared with one year ago the
number of banks has increased thirty
four, deposits have increased nearly
eight millions of dollars, and loans
and discounts have increased $10,300,
000.00.
“The banks show a very strong and
healthy condition generally and there
has been no bank failures in Nebraska
this year, and only one since Novem
ber, 1904.”
Following is the abstract of the
condition of the incorporated, private
and savings banks of the state of Ne
braska at the close of business Novem
ber 16, 1909. Number of banks report
ing, 662. Average reserve twenty-six
and one-half per cent:
Resources.
Loans and discounts.$56,022,007.31
Overdrafts . C13.735.45
Bonds, securities, judgments,
claims, etc . C95.530.10
Due from banks. 15,075,686.91
Banking houses, furniture
and fixtures . 2,341,580.86
Other real estate. 195,654.00
Current expenses and taxes
paid . 1.088,821.35
Cash . 4.452.424.01
Other assets .. 73,944.68
Total.$90,592,384.67
Liabilities.
Capital stock paid in.$12,027,240.00
Surplus fund . 2.115,977.27
Undivided profits . 2,750,566.55
Dividends unpaid . 14.717.74
General deposits . 73,283,826.75
Notes and bills rediscounted 36,038.55
Bills payable. 264.217.81
Total.$90,592,384.67
Death of Mrs. Barton.
Mrs. S. R. Barton, wife of the state
auditor, died at her home in Lincoln.
She had been confined To her bed but
a short time and death came with a
suddenness that found the family en
tirely unprepared. The remains were
taken to Aurora, her former home, for
Interment. Mrs. Barton had not en
joyed good health for several years,
but her troubles were not considered
dangerous. A complication of long
standing ailment in virulent form re
sulted in her final illness and death.
Thanks to the Guard.
Adjutant General Hartigan has Is
sued a statement thanking the mem
bers of the National Guard on behalf
of the governor and himself for ef
forts put forth to improve the service.
For Oil and Gas.
The Producers’ Consolidated Oil
company of Lincoln has filed articles
of incorporation with the secretary of
state. The company proposes to drill
for oil and gas and reserves the right
to conduct light and gas plants, carry
passengers and freight and do many
other things on an authorized capital
stock of $500,000.
Exhibit Conies to Lincoln.
The government good roads exhibit,
which attracted considerable attention
during the national good roads con
vention at Topeka, will be transferred
to Lincoln to be used during the state
convention during the week of Janu
ary 17. Representative Maguire went
to the agricultural department and re
quested Secretary Wilson to send the
exhibit to his home city. The secre
tary promptly sent telegraphic orders
in compliance with Mr. Maguire’s re
quest.
Work of Normal Board.
Luther P. Ludden has issued a
statement to the towns which want
the' new normal school in the north
west, asking them to have definite
propositions ready for the committee
when they arrive.
Thompson Not Candidate.
Attorney General Thompson said he
was not a candidate for district at
torney of the federal court at Omaha,
had not been and would not be, and
had so informed Senator Brown.
Body Taken to {Aurora.
Funeral services were held over the
remains of Mrs. S. R. Barton, de
ceased wife of Auditor Barton, at the
family residence. The remains were
taken to Aurora for interment.
Governor Holds Back.
“I have not yet decided what to do
about calling the legislature together
in special session," said Governor Shal
lenberger. “I am still considering the
matter.” It is the belief of many who
have talked to the governor that the
proposed income tax amendment will
be bitterly fought whenever it is
brought before the legislature. While
he is saying little, the governor gives
out the impression that he personally
pees no reason for the extra session at
this time, and it is probable that none
will be called.
Profit in Hogs.
A Lancaster county farmer during
the past week sold May pigs that: aver
aged a shade less than 200 i>ounds
each for $7.75, each netting him about
$15. He declares these hogs cost him
pot to exceed five or six bushels of
corn apiece, aside from the alfalfa
feed. They were brought up on al
falfa until near the marketing period.
Now he is wondering why more people
do not raise hogs and why, with the
cholera( serum so near/y perfected,
that more people do nek get rich at
the business.
For Little Curly Locks
Bobbing curls, dancing on the head
of childhood, arranged or disarranged,
appeal with an unending charm. It is
only lately that the most gifted hair
dressers have revealed to us all the
fascination of Curly Locks, as quaint
ly arranged for the little festival oc
casions of children.
As in many late coiffures for grown
ups, the hair is cut in a light, grace
ful fringe across the forehead, writes
Julia Bottomley In The Illustrated
Milliner. For the little girl the re
mainder of the hair is "frizzed” in the
quaint old-fashioned way, half Its
length. This is accomplished with
curling irons or by dampening the
hair and braiding it in several tight
braids half its length, and allowing it
to dry. The crimping necessary may
be very satisfactorily done on crimp
ing pins, but they are not always com
fortable.
This pretty coiffure is lovely even
without the addition of pretty furbe
lows. But the placing of the ribbon
band and buoyant bow as shown in
I the picture is an immensely attractive
finish and takes the coiffure out of
the simply childish class into the high
art rank. The folded ribbon holds
two short curls to the front and in
every way adds brilliance to the de
sign.
For an older girl, and for grown
I nps (on the dressiest of occasions),
the second coiffure is presented.
This coiffure is an arrangement cf
curls pinned down to the head, in fact
a mass of puffs with one end free. The
hair is cut in a light fringe across the
forehead and slightly curled. A por
tion is parted off and tied at the
crown of the head, where it. is twisted
into a knot and pinned dowm to sup
port the curls. The remainder of the
hair is parted off in sections and ap
parently tied near the head. Each sep
arate mass is then again parted into
strands and curled. The mass of big,
short culrs only needs then to be ar
ranged becomingly. They are placed
with careful attention to apparent
careless irregularity all over the back
of the head. Little clusters of “cork
screw” curls are grouped at each side,
where they appear to be held in place
by a little jeweled ornament set with
pearls. Two strands of pearls strung
on wire extend across the head to the
other ornament at the right side of
the head. Narrow bands of velvet or
satin ribbon might be used. An orna
ment of some description is essential
to this coiffure.
The little cork-screw curls at the
side are made by separating fuller
curls into strands, parting them off
with the fingers. Coiffures by cour
tesy of E. Burnham, Chicago.
OF LIE-DE-VIN FACE CLOTH
Complete Costume with Some New
and Attractive Points of Orna
mentation.
Lie-de-vin face-cloth is chosen here,
the plaited skirt has Russia braid ar
ranged in a wavy pattern as trimming
at the foot, buttons are also put on.
The coat has the braid put on to
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mutch from the shoulder downward,
but round the lower edge the pattern
is much deeper. The right-hand side
of front is cut in tabs and fastens
over a waistcoat of black velvet; the
collar and cuffs are partly made of
same, while the other part is cloth
braided at the edges.
Hat of black beaver, trimmed with
feathers and silk.
Materials required: Seven yards
cloth 48 inches wide, one yard velvet,
three dozen yards Russia braid, two
dozen buttons, 4% yards silk for coat
lining.
Everything Beaded.
Large pieces of beading are used on
gowns and wraps, gloves and opera
bags and even stockings. The woman
who has leisure can amuse herself by
making designs in beads. She can
buy the latter in large boxes of all
colors at small prices.
HAIR MUST BE DRESSED FLAT
That Is Really the Most Important
Point of the Coiffure a la
Circassienne.
The flat hairdressing now worn in
America is called the coiffure a la Cir
cassienne. This particular kind of ar
rangement has as many names at
tached to it as the modern turban.
There seems no end to these. Mop,
Sans Gene, Brittany, Moyen-Age, tur
ban, are among some of the first that
greeted the coiffure. This much may
be said of it; there are more ways
of doing it than there are names
for it.
The requisite thing is to have it
flat. How one manages this is one’s
own secret.
No three hairdressers do it alike.
The hair may be loosely braided
and wound around the head, or it may
be twisted into a rope and placed
from nape of neck to forehead in
a« near a circle as the head will
permit.
Again, it is arranged in a long puff
cap in the middle of the head and
luxurious ropes or braids of hair are
wound around this.'
No hairpin must show except the
four huge shell ones that are to hold
the coils in place. There is no per
ceptible pompadour and the extrem
ists are endeavoring to make the ears
imperceptible.
For Your Party Bouquet.
The stems of party flowers will not
injure the delicate party frock if they
be incased in a little tube-like cover,
made for the purpose, of oil silk.
These covers have been made of
chamois, but that is not impervious to
water and the tinfoil in which stems
usually are wrapped will itself make
a discoloration on the gown.
The pinning on, too, will often tear
and pull the soft fabric and this may
be partially obviated by tying the
stems with a ribbon—green, like the
leaves, if you do not want it to show
—and pinning several of the loops un
der the folds of the trimming.
Shadow Lace.
This is new and, because of its un
obtrusive patterns, can be used in
great quantities without fear of over
decoration.
The pattern is woven in such a way
that an uncertain shadowy effect is
produced. It is especially lovely in
black and cream. The black shadow
lace is used over the black net and a
white satin underslip. The cream is
effective over pale tints in evening
gowns.
Suede Gloves in Fashion.
Smart women seem to have laid
aside the white glace glove in cam
phor. Suede is the thing. It is worn
for street in its heavy texture, with
wide stitching on the back, and is
worn in the evening in the frnle gold
en tones that are very becoming to
the arm and hands.
A Cure for All Evils
In certain parts of Worcestershire
and Staffordshire, in England, the idea
prevails that a silver coin from the
Christmas morning offertory is a sov
ereign remedy for any ill that human
flesh is heir to. Accordingly, any
householder who happens to have an
ailing child or other person in the
house hies him to the clergyman of
the parish on Christmas morning, and
asks as a favor a sacrament shilling.
The coin given in exchange has to b<
obtained by collecting a dozen pennies
from as many different maidens, anc
then changing the coppers for a silvei
shilling. For this coin the applicant
receives the coveted sacrament shil
ling, which, on being taken home, is
hung round the ailing one’s neck, and
is popularly supposed to effect a rapid
and complete cure of the complaint
no matter what it may be.
SENSITIVE,
“I found a purse this morning.”
‘‘Did you return it?”
“Xo. The owner might have offered
me a reward, and it would have
wounded my pride.”
SKIN HUMOR 25 YEARS
“Cuticura did wonders for me. For
twenty-five years I suffered agony
from a terrible humor, completely cov
ering my head, neck and shoulders, so
even to my wife, I became an object
of dread. At large expense I consult
ed the most able doctors far and near.
Their treatment was of no avail, nor
was that of the - Hospital, during
six months’ efforts. I suffered on
and concluded there was no help for
me this side of the grave. Then I
heard of some one who had been cured
by Cuticura Remedies and thought
that a trial could do no harm. In a
surprisingly short time I was com
pletely cured. S. P. Keyes, 147 Con
gress St., Boston, Mass., Oct. 12, ’09.”
Face Covered with Pimples
“I congratulate Cuticura upon my
speedy recovery from pimples which
covered my face. I used Cuticura Soap,
Ointment and Resolvent for ten days
and my face cleared and I am perfect
ly w'ell. I had tried doctors for sev
eral month but got no results. Wm. J.
Sadlier, 1614 Susquehanna Ave., Phila
delphia, May 1, 1909.”
Story of a Moving Pumpkin.
A pumpkin was seen to walk across
the field by Mrs. Samuel H. Hight of
Skowegan recently. When she saw
it she thought her eyes were deceiv
ing her, but she soon perceived that
the pumpkin moved a little way,
stopped and then turned in another
direction. She wmtched this object for
some time and told one of her neigh
bors. The mystery was solved, but
the two women did not dare to go
nearer the moving vegetable, but j
called a man who knocked the pump
kin over and found a polecat. The
skunk had crawled under the pumpkin
and stuck his head into a hole in it
and w-as unable to extricate himself
from it and had walked off as best he
could with the pumpkin on his back.—
Lewiston Journal.
Friendly Birds.
Most of the birds and mammals have 1
the fear of man in their hearts, and
are difficult to approach, but others
show no great concern. The Alaskan
jays, for instance, are devoted camp
followers. “They proved useful as
scavengers,” says Mr. Osgood, “and
cooked oatmeal seemed to attract
them even more than raw meat. They
many times hopped about the campfire,
or perched on the tent poles and
ropes. Their harsh chattering was
not always pleasant, but was some
what atoned for by their less fre
quent soft whistle and their pert and
confident ways, so on the whole their
presence was welcomed.”
Rough on Rats in Out Buildings.
In setting Rough on Rats in out build
ings after mixing it well with any food de
cided upon, separate into small bits, place on
several pieces of boards, and put these here
and there under the floors. Close up all
openings large enough for Dogs, Cats or
Chickens to enter, but leave seme small
openings for Rats to get in and ont. One
25c. box of Rough on Rats, being all
poison, will make enough mixture to clear
out in one or two nights settings, hundreds
of Rats and Mice. 15c.. 25c. 75c.. at
Druggists. E. S. Wells. Jersey City, N. J.
Cupid’s Cynicism.
“Is it so, that you used to call regu
larly on that girl?”
“Yes; she always sang a song tome
that I loved.”
“Why didn’t you marry her ?”
“I found I could buy the song for
50 cents.”—The Circle.
Always at It.
Mrs. Benhain—Woman’s work Is j
never done.
Benham—That's so; even after she
is married she is trying to make men
fall in love with her.
A woman may be as old as she
looks, but it makes a difference
whether it’s before or after she is
dressed to go (jut.
Lewis' Single Binder gives the smoker a
rich, mellow-tasting cigar, one that smokes
and tastes better than most lie cigars.
If you are ever beaten it will be by
your own self. Nobody else can beat
you.
The bravest dentist isn't anxious to
look into the laws of death.
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SOLO Br ALL LEADING DRUGGISTS
ORE SIIEONLY-REGULAR PRICE SO* PER BOTTLE
A Sale, a Sale!
The little old English flower wom
an came into the wine merchant's and
brought her flowers to the table. A
strange guest of the wine merchant's
bought a bunch of them for the two
women who dined there.
"Did you see what she made him
pay for those flowers?” whispered
one of them to the other. “Fifty
cents!”
“I'm glad of it,” the other whispered
back. “I’ve been living in this neigh
borhood for three years and it’s the
first time I ever saw anybody buy a
single bunch of those flowers of hers."
—New York Press.
Two of a Kind.
Mrs. Boggs—I hate to have a man
always complaining about some little
thing. Now, my husband is continu
ally harping on the lace curtains.
Mrs. Woggs—Yes, and my husband
has been kicking on our front door
every morning at three o’clock for the
last 20 years.—Puck.
A Whisper of Hope.
Knickeri—Several thousand shirt
waist makers are on strike.
Henpekt—Do you suppose it would
do any good for the shirt waist but
toners to strike?
TO CERE A COLD IN ONE OAT
Take LAXATIVE BROMO Quinine Tablet*.
Druggists refund money if ii fails to cure. K W
GRUVK'8 signature is on each box. 25c.
Some people’s morals are like their
best clothes—only worn on extraordin
ary occasions.
Nebraska Directory
If you wish to be
Cured of
Constipation
Use
Uncle Sam
Breakfast Food
A delightful food made
from wheat and flax—na
ture’s own remedy.
Ask your grocer
He Certainly Knows
POSITIVELY CURES ^QODQ^C
INEBRIETY
OPIUM
MORPHINE
AND OTHER DRUG ADDICTIONS.
THIRTY YEARS
of continuous success. Printed matter sent
in plain envelope upon request. All cor
respondence strictly confidential.
THE IfEELEY INSTITUTE
Cor. Twenty-Fifth and Cass St.. OMAHA. NEB.
IX) you want the Best Corn Shelter made? It a*
insist on having a
MARSEILLES CORN SHELLER
Write for catalog or see yonr Local dealer.
JOHN DEERE PLOW CO., OMAHA
THE PAXTON SM
Rooms from 81.00 up single, 75 cents up double.
CAFE PRICES REASONABLE
JIPIMTIP?
"V* ° or Time dcy~
ante. Rented, rent applies. We Sip
iy where for free examination. No
E«il. w rile for big btrgtin lUt »r»d offer
i.bwuhi ('•..4S7 Wood mu Bldg.
VASETI niMft auto genoti8) b?
ft Eaii Lb mJ I IS VI this process all broken
parts of machinery made good as new, Welds
cast iron, cast steel, aluminum, copper, brass or
any other metal. Expert automobile repairing.
BERT8CHY MOTOR CO., Council Bluffs.
Have You Tried Paxton's
Gas Roasted Coffee
Buy a can of Paxton Coffee :oday. Try it as you
usually make coffee and let yo iir family be the judge.
They will say the coffee is delicious and want more.
Only 25 Cents Per Pound
at Your Grocers
■ h r**r
Pound
Piano Sale Extraordinary
That is the only term for our
Golden Anniversary Sale
V /mi m o ir onr-nra o 14 irrh f /I C rp «..! n:_ _ . r
now in progress. You may secure a High Grade, Sweet Toned Piano—Fully Guar
anteed. and Save from J100 to (200—from regular retail prices. Here are seme of the
Bargain Values to be secured:
*2k) story & camp at.
J6O0 Steinway Grand Square at .
*3K> Kimball at..
$3.» Sterling at..
J300 Singer at.
JSTiO Ivors & Pond at.\.
$2">o Stetson at..
S2S6 Milton at. '’..
$22n Norwood at.j’.
SoM Cramer at. ..
Write for Complete Pist—Catalogues and
I>:m’t Put this off—Do It Now. Terms $1 a Wew
SCHMOLLER & WIUELLER PIANO ro
Est-^ Ornaha°Neh
Dept. W-12