MANY GROUNDS FOR DIVORCE Pleas for Separation That Seem of the Most Flimsy Kind— They Range in Importance from Pumpkin Pie and Dogs to Writing Poetry and Kissing the Cat. N-APOL.EON declared that every man in the ranks carried in his knapsack a marshal’s baton. Victor Newman, a clever English artist, now in New York, declares that every American girl tucks divorce papers into her trousseau. Whether the analogy be just or un just, certain it is that the American woman proves almost as fertile in the matter of excuses for securing a di vorce as she is in marshaling wiles with which to net a husband, writes Anna Steese Richardson in the New ! York World. For while scarcely more j than a round dozen causes are cited i by the law as grounds for divorce, i even in this country of liberal and j varied state divorce laws, the average i woman can interpret the most com-1 mon cause, “cruelty,” in a hundred and one ways, each of which will go straight to the hearts of judge and jury. For instance, the superior court in Seattle, Wash., was recently asked to decide whether "dyspepsia” and “cruelty” were synonymous terms. Harriet Hendick Kohl was a culinary [ artist. Aher V. Kohl, her husband, was a dyspeptic. So long as Mr. Kohl stuck to a diet, he was a companion able spouse. When he yearned for some of his wife's tidbits he would surely fall from grace and into a tantrum. One Sunday he induced his wife to make waffles. After eating plentifully of these, floating in maple Birup, he threw the family canary in Its cage through the window. A batch of especially fine soda biscuit led him to stray from his diet, and that afternoon he kicked the family watch dog into the neighbor’s back yard. When no family pet was at hand, Mrs. Kohl was the butt of his displeasure and dyspeptic rage. After eating an unusual quantity of her very best strawberry shortcake, Mr. Kohl act ually refused to speak to his wife for 48 hours. Mrs. Kohl urged this in gratitude for her culinary ability so effectively that divorce on the grounds of cruelty was granted. Cruelty in Restricted Diet. Mrs. Anna M. Hodge of Pittsburg. Pa., secured a decree because her hus band limited the daily bill of fare, breakfast, dinner and supper, 365 days in the year, to sausages and rice pud ding. He throve on the diet, but Mrs. Hodge called it cruelty, and the court agreed with her. Mrs. J. B. Stetson of San Francisco, in applying for a divorce from a trac tion magnate of the far west, cited as “cruelty” the fact that she had to eat pumpkin pie three times a day and was denied the privilege of adding soup and salad to the family menu. Mrs Harry Maremount's divorce from a Chicago carriage maker was due largely to a difference in opinion over sauerkraut. She liked sauerkraut, but her husband could not endure the smell of it. When she persisted in cooking it he struck her and fled from their home in anger. Mrs. Joseph T. Colvin of Pittsburg secured a divorce because her husband, a prominent secret society man and an all-round fellow, insisted upon supplying cham pagne when she asked for bread. The court agreed that no woman could live on champagne alone. Codfish Cause for Divorce. In file little town of Union, Bergen county, New Jersey, Mr. and Mrs. Theron C. Knapp amiably agreed to 6ecure a divorce because Knapp, in a moment of extravagance, brought home a box of prepared codfish. Mrs. Knapp had always humored her hus band's fondness for codfish cakes with the good-oldfashioned brand of cod fish which you soak over night and pick by hand. Shocked by his ex travagance in buying the prepared article, she pulled his hair. The rec ords do not show which constituted cruelty, the codfish purchase or the hair pulling. A Marquette (Mich.) man cited as one instance of cruelty, in his petition for divorce, the fact that his wife had invariably refused to make for him a lemon pie, of which delicacy he was extremely fond, "much to his discom fort." the papers set forth. Family pets have often figured in petitions for divorce. Mrs. Andrew Mahu of Alton, 111., had 40 picked Leg horns, which she kept at the rear of her cottage. Her landlord served no tice that his property could not be converted into a chicken ranch. Her husband announced that he could not afford to sacrifice his trade as a piano tuner by moving into a different neigh borhood-. The two had been married 15 years, but Mrs. Mahu calmly packed up her personal property, in cluding the chickens, and moved away, leaving Mr. Mahu to the cold comfort of a divorce court. Poodle Separated Fond Hearts. William R. Entrinkin of Chicago ob jected to the attentions showered on a French poodle by his wife, and took it out on the poodle, to the latter's physical discomfort. Whereupon Mrs. Entrinkin took herself to the divorce court, with "cruelty” for her open sesame. On the- other hand, Mrs. Leroy Mor r | —was worth a thousand Gottliebs. I Justice of the Peace William B. Williams o£ Montclair, N. J., tried in vain to make peace between a couple whose names he refused to divulge, but who were separating because the wife insisted on kissing her cat good night. Differences over the site of their home have led many a couple to the divorce court. In Chicago, Willis Howe, manager of the Palmer house for 20 years, and later manager of the Virginia, secured a divorce be cause his wife refused to live in Chi cago, and he refused to leave the Windy City. She said that after Vien na and Paris, Chicago was cruelty. Her husband dubbed her actions "de sertion," and both won their point— a divorce. Too Many Kisses. Kisses, though quite within the matrimonial law, have been known to pass as cruelty. Poor Arthur Kehr, a Chicago musician, sued for divorce because his career as a bread winner was interrupted by his wife's appe tite for kisses: “I could not elude that constant cry of ‘Arthur, kiss me,’ ” he said in his complaint. •'.‘I was a' prisoner at my wife's house. The week I was there I earned just $4.20. I had to run away, and after 16 days of over-kissing I applied for a di vorce." On the other hand, Mrs. ’ Henry Rodgers of Hasbrouck Heights, N. J., applied for a divorce on the ground that her husband, who holds a prom inent position with the United States Steel trust, no longer kissed her on leaving home and returning. Vice Chancellor Garrison of Jersey City dismissed the complaint because "the wrongs complained of are of a senti gan of Marion, Ind., secured a divorce because her husband insisted upon having his pet dog for a bedfellow. Mr. and Mrs. George E. Abram of Detroit, Mich., also parted over a dog. Each claimed the family pet as his in dividual property, and both bought tidy brass license tags. The dog dis appeared, and each accused the other of kidnaping deal- little Bessie. The cocker spaniel later appeared as ex hibit A in the divorce trial. Gottlieb Herring of Muskegon, Wis„ gave his wife her freedom and $125 in alimony because she insisted upon having her Angora cat share their couch, which gave noor Gottlieb a creepy feeling. Theresa stoutly in sisted that her cat—plus the alimony mental nature and the court of chan cery has no jurisdiction.” When Mrs. Frederick W. Masch meyer of St. Louis begged Judge Hough to grant her a divorce on the grounds that her husband cruelly re fused to kiss her, the judge was in credulous, for she was lovely and al together kissable, but when he learned that the refusal to bestow the longed for kisses was the outward and visible sign of an inward and almost per petual grouch, the judge decided that here was a .case of cruelty, indeed. Children and Divorce. Children often appear in petitions as reasons for divorce. Prof. George W Purrs a teacher in the public schools of Cincinnati, secured a di vorce because his wife, having borne him ten children, refused to have any further additions to the family. Mr. and Mrs. Charles Neuman of Los Angeles had made an ante-nuptial agreement that they were to have no | children. Mr. Neunian, after a few years, changed his mind on the sub ject, but Mrs. Neuman did not, and returned to her own home and mother. Mrs. Hamilton Fries of^Stonetown, N. J., thought her husband ought to walk the floor with the baby when the latter so desired, especially after nightfall. Hamilton declared that alter covering 750.000 miles of carpet in the wee small hours, he was justi fied in striking. Mrs. Frjes and the baby decided that papa must either walk or lose 'em. Papa lost. But Rudolph Bartzat, Jr., of Lincoln. Neb., thought Ills wife was going some when she sold a $20 baby buggy for one dollar in order to buy a ticket for a theatrical performance. He said he did not mind having her sell an occasional article of furniture to buy a new gown, but he drew the line at her selling what he had given their baby. Another case of home and mother for hers. x The most innocent pleasure, carried to excess, may be counted as an ex hibit in a divorce ease. Mrs. J. W. Smith of Bellefontaine. O.. sat up in bed at night to roll and smoke cigar ettes,. and her husband secured a di vorce. Mrs. Grace C. Markel! ol Scranton. Pa., secured a divorce be cause her husband would not permit her to dance with other men, am talked out loud about it, too. thereb. cruelly embarrassing her in public. Released from “Fire Fiend.” Joseph A. Kuntz, a Bronx brewe* is what the professional firemen cal “a buff.” He lived opposite the lire house, and, no matter what hour a alarm rang, he followed the engines This disturbed the slumbers of hi wife, who after enduring the excite ment of four years applied for a d’ vorce. George G. Genereaux of Oakland Cal., entertained his men friends a poker in the family woodshed. Whe: his funds ran low. he stepped into th house and borrowed of the famil. exchequer. His wife said this cut ol the supply of household delicacies, am she secured her decree v/ithou trouble. Jules Joseph Moquette and his wif of Newark, N. J., split over Socialism and his wife said she would not b> kept awake nights listening to hi* tirades on the subject. Mr. and Mra Victor Johnson of St. Louis split be cause he wanted to do the housewort and let her seek a Job “downtown.’ She said she wanted to make the bis cuits and broil the steak herself. Charles F. Healy of Chicago must have been a good-natured person, be cause when his wife was ill and hei doctor said that the divorce decree which she wanted would be a sure cure, he yielded without a murmur Then she regretted the act, and or her recovery he demanded that the decree be set aside. HORNED TOAD TOO REALISTIC Prevailing Fashion Has Not Found Fa vor with All of the Gentler Sex. “Will you look at that woman's shoulder!' “I don't see anything, un— Oh! Isn't that queer!” The third woman turned around to look as she asked what it was. When she saw she exclaimed: “Why, it’s one of those new ornaments, a horned toad.” “Not a real one?” asked the wom an who had first noticed the deco ration, with some anxiety. “Oh, no. That is, not a live one, but a real one once. It has been metal ized. That's the newest fad in orna ments. The real flowers that were met alized had their turn, and now the ani mals are having theirs. Horned toads are most effective, so they are most popular. A good many persons be lieve that these little lizards are poi sonous and wouldn't wear one for any thing, but. you see how stunning they look.” The metalized horned toad cer tainly did look weird. He was at least four inches Ion#, his tail curled up naturally and bis sharp claws were out stretched his small horn-covered body glowed with irridescent green. "They may be up-to-date and nobby, but excuse me!” was the ultimatum of the woman who had been inquiring so anxiously about the decoration. When England Had Lotteries. It was not until 1826 that govern ment lotteries were abandoned in Britain. For the 30 years preceding an average annual profit of over $1,725,000 had accrued, one contractor alone spending $150,000 in advertise ment in a single year. The money thus raised was usually for a particu lar purpose, such as the Improvement of London, the purchase of Tompkins’ picture gallery, or the repair of vari ous harbors. From the seventeenth century to the reign of George IV. the crown re peatedly drew considerable reveuues from such sources. BAO LUCK ASCRIBED TO DAY Basis for Belief of III Luck c-f Friday Has its Root in Two Causes. The bad luck supposed to attach to Friday is said to be traceable to the worship of the goddess Freva, the Venus of ibe north, who felt herself slighted if anyone began a journey on this, her festival. In punishment Cor the dishonor thus brought upon her Fveya was wont to direct misfor tune to assail the offender, so that it came to be thought that Friday was an unlucky time to embark on any enterprise, although most marriages in Scotland are said to take place on that day. In Walsh's “Curiosities of Popular Customs,” is told the story of the brig, Friday of Wilmington, whose builder defied superstition by giving her this whimsical name and launch ing her on Friday. He also sent her upon her first voyage on the sixth day af the week, but on the succeeding Friday a home-bound vessel "saw the hull of a brig pitching heavily in the trough of the sea. while her crew ran about the deck, cutting loose the wreck of the masts that dragged and bumped alongside.” This w/.s tie last of the ‘•Friday.” concerning whose fate the shipbuilder’s wife merely said when she heard of it, ‘‘I told thee so, Isaac. This is all thy sixth-day doings. Now thee sees, the consequences.” Another reason for the supposed un luckiness of Friday lies in the cruci fixion of Jesus on that day. It is from a similar historical source, ndeed, that the “thirteen” superstition is be lieved to have sprung, a natural dis taste grew up for the number repre senting the circle of the disciples wiit'n the addition of Judas. -Yet it seems as if by this time the world might be willihg to forget its ancient supersti tions and regard every day and every number with equal respect. There's always one good thing about tight money—there are i^wer men'in the same condition. The chronic worrier worries because he has nothing to worry about. LOOK AND LONG FOR LETTERS Young Folks Too Frequently Fail to Real zs What a Message to Home Means. _>__ "My boy,” writes a white-haired mother tpyher soon, a busy man' in a distant state, “write home often. You do not realize what your letters are to me, and hov?'.Jons it is between! them.” No, he had nor. realized it, and un- i happily there are many absent sons and daughters who need a similar re minder. They would be indignant at the suggestion of waning, filial devo tion, but in the stress of business, in the society of new friends, in the hap piness of a new home circle, how ^rare ly they spare an hour for a good long letter to the aging mother in the old home—the loving mother whose heart ache, as the passing days fail to bring the longed-for letter, is one of the most pathetic tragedies of old age. The decline of the letter-writing habit of an earlier generation has often be ' deplored, but'this feature of the decline can neither be excused nor defended. The post-card substi tute is • little less than a mockery when the cards are sent to the mother who wants, and should have, so much more than that. ... > As youth lives in and for the future, so docs old age always look back over the slope as it nears the summit. The parent is wrapped up in the son and daughter; but as the son grows to manhood and the daughter to woman hood, they are absorbed in the plans r.nd \he‘ processes of building the coming years. Such is the law of life and the basis of all progress, but it is a pitiful thing when the son and daughter fail to keep_dn mind their obligation to the loyalty and .love of their parents. Blessed are the absent .ones who write long letters to the home.. Soon, they cannot know how soon, the preci ous privilege will no longer be tlieirs.' —Youth’s Companion. No one cares much what y doing unless you try to hv Smart Set. UTILITY JOB A HARD ONE, SAYS HOWARD -- T DEL SAYS “FILLING-IN” POSITION MORE DIFFICULT THAN REG ULAR BERTH. MUST ALWAYS BE IN FORM Utility Players Are Now Considered Stars and Are Not Looked Upon as Mere Substitutes to the Regulars. When Arthur Hofman, one time be ing the utility man of the country, came into the position of a regular on the Chicago National team, George Howard, or "Del,” as he is known to his friends, succeeded him in the office of filler-in, and has proved a most ac ceptable substitute. Speaking of the work of the utility man, Howard said recently: “It is very much harder to sit on the bench ready at all times to jump in to take the place of some other player than it is to be in the game every day. Sit ting and waiting, probably for a week at a time, without a chance to get out and show what you can do, is, to say the least, very irksome. You see your fellow players out on the field running around enjoying themselves and win ning the plaudits of the spectators, and you have to stay there and cool your heels and smother your impa tience as best you may. “All of a sudden, some day when you least expect it, the manager calls on you to go in and play. Your fel low players are rather chary of you, and the people in the stand look upon you with eye askance. It is up to you to get out and fill the other fel low's shoes: yes, even do better, other wise the wrath of the enraged multi tude will descend on your undeserving head. Get into the game without any chance of warming up. and. nine times out of ten at a critical moment, when to make good means to win and to slip up means to lose. Small wonder that you are nervous. “The slightest error draws down on you a pile of criticism. Should the regular player have made the same mistake it would not have been no ticed, but with the utility man it is set down in big black letters on the page of the manager's blacklist. “A very short time, even five min utes, may settle the life of a man as a ball player. In the highly nervous state of mind and body that you are in when you get your try out you cannot do yourself justice. There is nothing more galling than to be taken out of the game for some little offense, when you know deep down in your heart that you have the makings of a good first-class ball tosser. “You have to be able to play both in the diamond and the garden, and this requires a rather variegated set of brains. Many a player may have the necessary mechanical ability to play both infield and outfield, but when given a chance out of their reg ular position fail because they have not the needed adaptability of mind. It is a hard thing indeed to be able fro put into effect the different plays from the different positions without an instant’s hesitation. “For instance, take a man who is playing the outfield and put him in the infield. Is it easy for him to scoop up a hot grounder and drive the ball to first, or second, whatever the case may be, without stopping to think or take a look around? “Or, again, put a man in the out field who has been used to playing one of the infield positions. He is accustomed to having balls come at him with terrific speed. He knowrs how to stop them and what to do with them when he gets them. His throws are short and quick, but now he has to wait while the ball is coming out to him. He has to figure what effect the wind may have on it, and his throw must be long and accurate. “A little while ago the utility man was looked on as a substitute, a per son of no great value to a team. Now adays, however, things have changed. Now he is a necessary requirement to a team. Managers to-day are on the lookout for good utility men as well as for star players. “The baseball public, too, is begin ning to know the value of the utility man. He is now coming to be a sort of a popular hero, as is the pitcher or the reliable pinch hitter. His work is cheered. Friendly yells greet his appearance on the field and his failures are allowed for. “Many players whose names are now on the head lines have advanced from the utility ranks, and should all the one-time utility men be suddenly wiped from the baseball slate there would be left a ragged row of names, indeed. “In my day I have filled in almost every position and have had a fair measure of success in each one of them. But jumping from one position to another is very wearing, and likely to considerably shorten your baseball life. I am proud enough to be able to fill for the champion Cubs, but I will be a whole lot happier when I can finally land a steady job playing one position.” CATCHES FOR MILWAUKEE BASKETBALL RULES CHANGED Recent Revision Forbids “Dribbling” of the Sphere and Eliminates Tricky Throws. Deciding that several changes were necessary in the code of basketball to make the intercollegiate rules elas tic enough to permit a more interest ing game, the committee has made about a dozen changes. The practice of “dribbling” up to the basket and taking a step to shoot for a basket is now forbidden under the new rules. Provision is made for ti.e contestant catching the ball on the run. It will then be up to the referee to use his judgment and give the play er a chance to slow up. To avoid the scheme of a tricky play er to deliberately throw the ball against a wall so that it v/ill carom back to him or one of his team mates, the new rules makes the ball “dead” when is it thrown. The new rules per mit a glass background for the baskets as in the National A. A. U. rules. Mere-' ly touching the line makes the ball out of bounds” so there no longer will be a dispute about the player's foot or any part of his person being across the line. The makers of official bas ketball will have to change their ma chinery a little, as under the new rules the weight must be from 24 to 23 ounces, whereas, under the okl rules they were to weigh from is to 2ft ounces. Jack Warner, one of the backstops for the Milwaukee American associa tion aggregation. McAieer to Manage Nationals. James McAieer, manager of the St. I.ouis American league baseball team, announced the other day that he had agreed upon terms to manage the Washington club next season. The amount of salary he is to receive is not known, but it i» said he will be given a block of stock in addition to salary as an inducement to bring a winning team to the capital city. • MHk From Beans. The Japanese have discovered a cheap substitute for the milch cow in the form of a tiny bean. The juice, which is extracted by a special pro cess from the bean, Is said to be an excellent vegetable milk, the proper ties of which render it highly suitable for use In tropical countries. The preparation, according to the Java Times, is obtained from the soja bean, a member of the leguminous family of plants and a popular article of food among the poorer classes of Chinese The referee may call fouls on an I the players while the umpire may call i fouls on only the eight who are out of ! the scrimmage for the ball. Th s is * intended to reduce the possibility of i playei s other than those struggling for * the ball to commit a foul. ° j Burlington, Iowa, won the pennaiu j in the Central assoc5 at ion. j and Japanese. In making the vege- ! table milk the beans are lirst of "all : softened by soaking, and boiled in wa ter. The resultant liquor is exactly similar to cows’ milk in appearance but is entirely different in its compm sition. Wealth in Swedish Bogs. The bogs of Sweden, it is now esti mated, would yield 10,000 million tons of air-dried j>eat. Compared wi. h pres ent coal imports, thi would supply the country with iu.. .t . . y4rs GHOST OF THE POET DANTE Said to Object to Anyone Using Room in Florence, Italy, Where He Was Born. Florence, Italy.—Recent occurrences in the house in this town where the poet Dante was born probably wilt make other people in the more pro saic walks chary of taking up their abode under roofs which have former ly sheltered more celebrated people— or at least will make them very care ful tvhat trade they pursue when in habiting such famous homes. The one trade most to be avoided in such circumstances seems to lie that of blacksmith, judging from the uncom fortable—not to say' painful, experi ences which the smith now living in House Where Dante Lived. Dante’s house, whose shop once formed the bedroom of the poet, has just had. Besides most mysterious noises which were heard all over the house, sufficiently disquieting to all good Florentines, and uncanny “carryings on” by his implements, which ac quired the uncomfortable habit of ris ing from where they had been laid and placing themselves safely out of reach, causing some very explicit re marks by the blacksmith and his at tendants, the most alarming manifes tation of the presence of a ghostly visitor made itself felt literally the other day. A big hammer started mysteriously from the bench and dealt the blacksmith a heavy blow on the head. History doesn’t record his remarks on this occasion, but ev erybody will sympathize with him, whatever he said. After a few days of exciting epi sodes, of which the above are a few examples, the inhabitants of the house thought they had had enough and the two assistants of the blacksmith, who are believed to be powerful mediums and the innocent causes of these phe nomena, decided to hold a seance. They therefore summoned two other mediums and sat down to discover the wishes of the spirit, which w’as evi dently as much disturbed as them selves. The spirit obligingly com plied with their wishes and on being summoned in the usual way revealed himself as the ghost of the poet Dante aftd handed over to them a piece of parchment covered with waiting. An examination of this document disclosed the fact that the spirit had distinct objections to any one occupy ing the room in which he was born; furthermore, he desired that two as sistants, who were mediums, should be dismissed. Needless to say, these commands were attended to with alac fity by the good blacksmith, who had no desire to feel his heaviest hammer descending on his head again. All Florence has been agog over the affair and the blacksmith became the most sought-after man at the tavern where he was wont to take his even ing glass. His advice to every one is, first, never to take a house in which any celebrated person has chanced to live, and, secondly, if you must, above all, don’t be a blacksmith in it. Mrs. Howe’s Old Age. To me has been granted a some what unusual experience in life. Nine ty full years have been measured off to me, their lessons and opportunities unabridged by wasting disease or gnaw ing poverty. I have enjoyed general good health, comfortable circum stances, excellent company and ths incitements to personal effort which civilized society offers its members. For this life and its gifts, I am, I hope, devoutly thankful, f came into this world a helpless and ignorant bit of humanity. I have found in it many helps towards the attainment of my full human stature, material, mental, moral. In this slow process of attain ment, many features have proved transient. Visions have come and gone. Seasons have blossomed and closed, passions have flamed and fade Something has never left me. My re lation to it has suffered many change. but it still remains, the foundation ( my life, light in darkness, consolat: >u in ill-fortune, guide in uncertainty.— Julia Ward Howe, in Harper’s Bazar. The Law of Love. Let us not confine ourselves to bar ren words in recognition of virtue. While we see the right, and approve it, let us dare to pursue it. Let. us now, in this age of civilization, sur rounded by Christian nations, be will ing to follow the successful example of William Penn, surrounded by sav agos. Let us, while we recognize these transeendant ordinances of God, the law of right and the law of love— the double suns which illuminate the moral universe—aspire to the truo glory and what is higher than glory, the great good of taking the lead In the disarming of the natives.—Charles Sumner. Must Be So. “Look here, Jane, it seems to me that you’re asking me for money ail the time.” “That’s a delusion, John, dear. If you’ll think a minute you’ll realize that I’m spending it part of the time."