Loup City Northwestern
J. W. BURLEIGH, Publisher
LOUP CITY, - - NEBRASKA
BANK OFFICERS KEPT ALERT
Crooks Have Many Cunning and Dar
ing Ways of Gaining Entrance
to Strong Rooms.
What banks fear is not so much a
burglar’s gaining access to their prem
ises by forcing doors, but by tunneling
and other equally cunning and daring
methods, the Strand says. A few
years ago a cashier in one of the na
tional banks of the United States, in
New Mexico, was busy at work one
evening in the office when his quick
ear detected some curious sounds.
They seemed to proceed from a sub
terranean region; and he was not long
in concluding that robbers must be
tunneling from an adjoining building
to the vault in the bank.
Guards were immediately posted in
and around the building. Soon they
observed the masonry of the bank
giving away. Meantime the robbers
appeared to be hard at work and quite
unaware that they were being
watched. At one o'clock in the morn
ing a Mexican volunteered to desoend
into the bank cellar so as to discover
the actual situation. Scarcely had he
gone a few paces down the stairs than
he met some one coming up. The
Mexican fired without saying a word
and shot the man dead. It was ob
served that he was one of the ma
sons who had built the bank and
therefore was acquainted with its vul
nerable points. The report of fire
arms alarmed his accomplices, foi
they fled and escaped. The tunnel
gave evidence of long and patient
work on the part of the would-be
thieves. It was 60 feet in length, con
structed on scientific principles, con
tained provisions, water and a full
outfit of mining tools, and must have
been three months in operation. The
robbery appeared to be planned for
the time of the month when the bank
received large remittances of currency
and coin.
Immense Iron Deposits in Mexico.
According to an iron trade bulletin,
ievoted to Mexican development, it
appears that the iron industry in that
country is capable of wTonderful ex
pansion. The celebrated iron moun
tain of Durango, the Carro del Mer
cado, is of world-wide fame and it is
claimed to be one of the most valuable
iron deposits in the world, both as to
quality and quantity. It is estimated
to contain 300,000,000 tons of 70
per cent, ore above the level of the
plains. There is another mountain
near the mouth of the Balsas river
which is valuable largely because of
its accessibility to the sea, and, there
fore, to the markets of the world.
This mountain is believed to contain
over one billion metric tons of ore
low in phosphate and averaging more
than 60 per cent, of iron. Other de
posits in the mineral regions of Mex
ico indicate possible yields of sev
. eral hundred million tons of high
grade ore, and along the Pacific coast
there are equally valuable deposits.
—New York Financier.
The Dog Detective.
Speed and accuracy stamped the
performance of the police dog which
the other night was turned loose on
the track of the negro who shot De
tectives Gallagher and Steinle in Flat
bush.
The four-footed sleuth wasted no
time on theories. He did not go to
the scene of the shooting and wait
for the shooter to come back. Over
a scent still warm he led the way to
the lumber yards, where the fugitive
skulked behind a pile of boards, and
got his man.
No member of the police depart
ment has ever more plainly justified
his membership. One wonders what
might happen were dogs instead of
men set upon the warm trails of Black
Hand firebugs and bomb-throwers.—
New York World.
to combat Cancer.
A national organization has been
formed in Belgium for the purpose of
combating the ravages of cancer.
One of its many tasks will be to ac
quire and systematize all knowledge
of the disease. It will endeavor to
give the medical profession the re
sults of its research in order that the
disease may be combatted with bet
ter results. It was also proposed to
establish one or more institutions in
Belgium to be devoted especially to
the study of cancerous diseases.
Sardou Trophies Sold.
At the sale of the first portion of
the collection of the late Victorien
Sardou 342 lots brought a total of
nearly $155,000. Three sets of Au
busson tapestries were sold for $24,
600. Sardou was an indefatigable and
intrepid collector. He bought the
porte-cochere of the house in which
Danton lived, for the house was pulled
down to make room for the Boluevard
St. Germain. This doorway was pre
sented in the name of the Sardou fam
ily to the Carnavalot museum.
The Child Critic.
"The child,” says a writer in the
Daily Chronicle, “is a natural critic.
} It was at a Lyceum matinee; scene,
‘Red Riding Hood's Nursery,’ and lit
Ite Miss Marjorie Carpenter is re
tiring to bed. The tiny actress takes
off a dressing gown, and caressing the
inevitable Teddy bear, simulates slum
ber. The silence of the scene is sud
denly broken by a surprised protest
in a shrill boyish voice: ’Oh, mummy,
she’s gone to bed with her boots on!’
That youngster should follow in Wil
liam Archer’s footsteps some day.”
Missionary Seeks Funds.
Rev. Dr. William Carey, a great
grandson of the first Baptist foreign
missionary to India, is in this country
consulting with the American Baptist
Missionary union concerning a plan to
raise in this country $1,000,000 of a
$10,000,000 endowment fund for Ser
ampore college, in the province of
Bengal.
'.n French Medical Schools.
There are at present in medical
schools of France 7,320 French and
819 foreign students.
; NEBRASKA III BRIEF
NEWS NOTES OF INTEREST FROM
VARIOUS SECTIONS.
ALL SUBJECTS TOUGHED UPON
Religious, Social, Agricultural, Polit
ical and Other Matters Given
Due Consideration.
Mrs. Pauline Wittulski dfed at her
home in West Beatrice from blood
poisoning caused by a scratch she re
ceived a few days ago on her foot. She
was 63 years of age.
At Cozad, during a storm, a barn
and a horse were struck by lightning
belonging to Mr. Charles E. Allen.
The horse, which was a valuable trot
ter, wras killed instantly.
Farmers in Gage county began cut
ting wheat last week. The grain is
1 very heavy and it is estimated the
yield will average from twenty to
thirty bushels to the acre.
Thomas Cole and wife, pioneer set
tlers of Gage county, were thrown out
of their buggy on their way home and
both seriously injured. It is feared
that Mrs. Cole is fatally injured.
Anton Krupicka, a well-to-do farmer,
residing fourteen miles southeast of
Sidney, was shot in the right emple
supposedly by his stepson. Andrew, a
lad aged 15. Krupica will probably
die. The boy is half witted.
Captain E. E. Woods, commanding
Company A. Nebraska National guard,'
announces that he has made arrange
ment to take the local company to
Strornsburg. where they will take part
in the celebration at that place.
The residence of J. M. Murphy of
Madison was struck by lightning and
Mr. Murphy was knocked over and
rendered unconscious for some time
by the shock. The house was not set
on fire.
The office of the Grand Island steam
laundry was burglarized and $1S in
cash obtained. The thieves tried un
successfully to get into the inner cash
box of the safe, and thus missed ob
taining $300 more. <
While painting the steeple of the
Swedish church at Hordville. Fred
Cummings and an assistant by the
name of Milderbach experienced a fall
and serious injuries. The scaffolding
supporting them gave way and they
fell to the ground, a distance of iifty
feet.
An appeal from the decision of
Judge Cornish of the Lancaster coun
ty district court who held that the
nonpartisan judiciary law' was invalid
will be taken to the supreme court and
it is thought the transcript will be
filed with the clerk of the supreme
court.
Induced by the stench that filled his
nostrils. James Denman, farmer, living
along the Platte, south of Alda, rode
to the river's edge to investigate and
found lodged to a wire fence that
stretched to an island, the body of a
man badly bloated. The body was
that of Milton O’Neill, who -was
drowned while bathing.
Boston, Mass., dispatch: Miss Jos
ephine Butterfield of Norfolk, Neb.,
got up before the other 270 members
of the Wellesley college class which
graduated, at a dinner in Boston and
blushing a rosy red, confessed she has
fully determined to get married, in
fact, that she is already engaged to
a young man whose name she was ex
cused from giving.
Seth, the 15-year-old son of Mrs. J.
Magley, living five miles north of
Mead, went to the barn to harness a
team of mules, preparatory to a day’s
work in the field. About a half hour
afterwards the boy was found between
the mules and the side of the barn.
He had been seriously and perhaps
fatally kicked.
Mr. and Mrs. Edward McComas of
near Brownville had the pleasure of
having their six daughters with them
at home last week, when the 57th an
niversary of their marriage was cele
brated. Two of the daughters came
from California, one from Custer
county, one from Richardson county
ana two irom .vemana couniy. i ne
four sons were unable to be present.
To ascertain whether Boone county
is entitled to a county recorder, the
assessors have taken an approximate
census of the county. The aggregate
population is not far from 13,000, tail
ing considerably lower tnan was gen
erally anticipated. The county asses
sor has not yet finished the totals, but
when finished the total valuation of
the county will show that the average
is Just about $2,000 for each man,
woman and child in the county.
Carrying with her a handsomely
typewritten letter from Gov. Shallen
berger, Mrs. John Lehan was in Lin
coln, on her way to Omaha. She is
the Indian woman who is the mother
of twenty-one children. She had near
ly all of them with her. She is a full
blooded Cherokee and she is reputed
to be the real hustler of the family.
John Lehan, her husband, takes life
less seriously. “It takes $7 a day,”
explained Mrs. Lehan, “to buy meat
and bread for rny family. It costs
much money to live. Business is
poor.’
The body of Roy W. Simms, whose
death occurred at Toulon, 111., from ty
phoid fever, was brought to Seward
for burial. The deceased was about
25 years old.
Rev. Jacob Adriance of Fremont,
who was the first Methodist mission
ary to invade Colorado and who
preached the first Methodist sermon
in Denver, will be a guest of honor at
the celebration of the golden anniver
sary of the founding of Methodism, in
Colorado. Rev. Mr. Adriance and his
wife are to go to Denver, and are to
have all of their expenses paid by the
Methodists of that city.
The state banking board has grant
ed charters to three new banks, situ
ated at Glenville, Anoka and David
City. The one at Glenville is ca'iled
the Farmers’ State bank, and has a
special capital stock of $25,000, of
which two-fifths is paid uj*.
A plan for holding union open air
services each Sunday evening at Cen
tral City during July and August has
been inaugurated. T’ney will be held
in the baseball park, ander the aus
pices of the Methodist. Baptist. Chris
tian, Friend and Presbyterian churches
and the V. M C. A., replacing the sep
arate services in the churches.
ARE NOW EFFECTIVE.
New Nebraska Laws Become Operat
ive July 2.
One hundred and twenty-two new
laws went Into effect in Nebraska on
July 2, among them the following:
House Roll 1—Oregon plan of electing
senators.
House Roll 2—Appointment of election
officers before primary instead of after.
House Roll 4—Demurrage act.
House Roll 79—Clock on Lincoln federal
building.
House Roll 90—Commission merchants’
licenses.
House Roll SO—Prohibiting sale of toy;
pistols and dangerous explosives.
House Roll 49 -Omaha police pension
fund. '
House Roll 73—School moderators’ du
ties. '
House Roll 76—Division of department
of agriculture at university.
House Roll 89—Stamping binding twine.
House Roll 170—Legal weights.
House Roll 3C—Lincoln monument ap
propriation.
House Roll 47—Truant officers’ duties.
House Roll 140—Labels on paint.
House Roll 12—Costs due decedent go to
estate.
House Roll 13—Extension of time for
paying debts and legacies.
House Roll 22—Commitment of criminal
insane to hospital.
House Roll 34—Nine-foot bed sheets.
House Roll 137—Cattle inspection.
House Roil 10—County judges’ fees.
House Roll 11—Records of county Judges.
House Roll 39—Old soldiers’ pension as
sessments.
House Roll 114 — Northwestern experi
mental station. Sia.OOO.
House Roll 233—Salaries of state house
deputies.
House Roll 149—School land boundaries.
House Roll 159—State conventions and
selection of committees.
House Roll 2’14—Election of precinct as
sessors.
House Roll 215—County assessors' sal
aries and duties.
House Roll 228—Prohibits dumping of
brush in drainage ditches.
House Roll 423—Bank guaranty act.
House Roll 112—Emergency levy for
county bridges.
House Roll 131—Anti-intimidation act.
House Roll 242—Publicity of campaign
contributions.
House Roll 397—Resurvey of fifth mer
idian.
House Roll 236—Course of study in
counties.
House Roll IS—Western experimental
station.
House Roll 19—-Ward members of Oma
House Roll 144—Dormant judgments.
House Roll 179—Field superintendents
pf irrigation.
House Roll 246—Omaha firemen’s pen
sion fund.
House Roll 374—Minimum train crews.
House Roll S6—Salary of clerk of su
preme court.
House Roll 136— Burn carcases of dis
eased hogs.
House Roll 169—Publication of probate
matters.
House Roll 19S—Metal markers for soi
dlers’ graves.
House Roll 322—Care of indigent con-*
sumptives.
House Roll 347—Vested rights in drain
age outlets.
House Roll 172—Right of suffrage to
foreign born.
House Roll 202—Bonds for drainage
ditches.
House Roll 98—Vacation of county
roads.
House Roll 263—Five mill elective court
house levy.
House Roll 9—Size of road districts.
House Roll 139—Wayne normal school
purchase.
House Roll 245—Personnel of town
board.
House Roll 372—Duties of county boards.
House Roll 72—Fire commission.
House Roll 232—Crawford Normal school
House Roll 233—Annual town meetings.
House Roll 273—Name of institute for
the deaf.
House Roll 125—Omaha fire warden.
House Roll 509—Legalizing corn im
provers.
House Roll 499—Governor appoints sec
retaries of board of health.
House Roll 153—Appointment of deputy
surveyors.
House Roll 66—Annual grand jury.
House Roll 359—Governor appoints
printing expert.
House Roll 515—Wife and child support.
House Roll 418—Relief of Gibson.
House Roll 419—Relief of Gibson.
House Roll 69—Free high schools ex
emptions.
House Roll S3—Damages on laying out
roads.
House Roll 130—Warehouse receipts.
House Roll 163—Attorney general’s opin
ions.
House Roll 358—Maximum oil rates.
House Roll 464—Salaries of state em
ployes.
House Roll 46S—Net weight amend
ments.
House Roll 474—Practice of dentistry.
House Roll 478—Wild animal bounties.
House Roll 486—Branding liquors.
House Roll 514—Parole sick convicts.
House Roll 578—Issuance of stocks and
bonds.
Senate File 15—Advertising amend
ments.
Senate File 136—Inland waterway’s res
olution.
Senate File 159—Prohibits high school
fraternities.
Senate File 52—Extortion and black
mail.
Senate File 120—Finality of divorce de
crees.
Senate File 176—Lincoln's title to mor
ket sauare.
Senate File 58—Toilets in cabooses.
Senate File 71—Reciprocal demurrage.
Senate File 95—Claims against common,
carriers.
Senate File 18—Osteopathy board.
Senate File 94—Legal notices. '
Senate File 123—Mutual insurance an
nuity. ,
Senate File 152—School of citizenship.
Senate File 260—Cream inspection.
Senate File 345—Liability of innkeepers.
Senate File 101—Contracts for school
boohs.
Senate File 3—Mutual deposits.
Senate File 28—County boards of equal
ization.
Senate File 81—Prevent drinking on
Senatp File 10b—Non-partisai^ttudb'iary.
Senate File 109—Open primacB
Senate File 140—Sanitation Wood fac
tories. Jf
Senate File 374—Storage of*ater for
irrigation.
Senate File 325—Irrigation bonds.
Senate File 330—Extension of street car
lines.
Senate File 339—Two motormen on gas
oline ears.
Senate File 223—Resident insurance
agents.
Senate File 117—Guaranty of state
funds.
Senate File 122—Guaranty of county
funds.
Senate File 191—Settlement in wife de
sertion.
Senate File 275—Stealing car brasses.
Senate File 2S3—Eight o'clock closing
law.*
Senate File 288—Mowing weeds of rail
roads.
Senate File 314—Repeal county comp
troller law.
Settlement of State Debt.
Of the state debt wfiicb was paid
off this week the Sheldon 1 mill levy
contributed 11,205,152.84. The act be
came effective in July, 1905, and the
first collections were turned into the
state treasury in October of the same
year.
Released from Prison.
Although death and helplessness
await him outside the prison. George
W. Redfern now goes from the peni
tentiary a free man, Gov. Shallen
berger having cut off the remaining
years of his sentence. .The release
was signed on recommendation of
Prison Physician Lowry. Redfern
was suffering from an incurable dis
ease, and his continued presence in
the prison was a menace to the other
prisoners. Redfern was sent to the
Lancaster prison because of a crime
against his daughter.
One-Man Insurance Companies.
Auditor Bartofi has sounded a
warning to members of mutual insur
ance companies to be careful where
they give their proxies. In one com
pany the secretary holds all the
proxies, and therefore is able to elect
the president, the board of trustees,
the auditor and all the other officers.
He has notified this company that
unless something is done to correct
this he will apply to the courts. Un
der such conditions the secretary can
force the medical examiner to pass
any applicant he desires. i
1 / '
These sketches show two of the test models for evening gowns for the
summer. The one on the right is after a Paris design. The one on the left
is of meteor crepe in apricot color. The trimming is made of bands of
dull gold on white net.
MAKES A NOVEL NECK PIECE
New Ruch Designed to Ee Worn with
Soft Summer Silk Is Easily
Made.
A rather new little ruch to be worn
with soft summer silk or other one
piece frocks is made of liberty satin,
or chiffon, with long ends that look
almost like a sash.
The material is fastened around a
boned collar lining, fastened at the
back, and is laid either in flat plaits
or is tucked in clusters of thread
tucks.
To conceal the opening which comes
a little to the left rather than in the
middle of the back, is a small rosette
of the material, from which hang two
long ends that come well below the
waist.
Sometimes these ends are finished
in a long pendant ornament of jet or
silk the color of the stock. Again they
have silk fringe, and occasionally they
are hemstitched across the end in sev
eral rows.
With a gray silk frock a charming
stock of this order could be made of
tucked net a tone darker than the
dress. Each tuck could be run with a
line of silver thread. The fluffy ros
ette could have a flat button in the
center darned with the silver thread,
and the ends can be accordion-plaited
with a deep silver tinsel fringe. If
preferred, tiny silver bugles can be
sewed to the bottom of the streamers.
Any clever-fingered girl can make
herself one of these fashionable new
stocks—and use her wits to give old
touches and charming color effects.
MANY USES OF TISSUE PAPER
Especially Is It Valuable When Pack
ing a Trunk—How It May
Be Applied.
We cannot overestimate the value
of tissue paper if we are of the trav
eling public. While it is delight
fully careful and neat to own a vast
array of shoe bags, one to the pair,
and bags and slipcovers galore for
parasols, hair brushes and each thing
we want to separate from every oth
er, the fact remains that they take
up a far too generous proportion of
our trunk space. Tissue paper, which
is a very good substitute, takes up
none of the valuable room and is in
no way open to criticism. It is clean,
white .end dainty; quantities of it are
available at any time, and there is
no better material for filling sleeves
and tucked or puffed gowns to keep
them from crushing. Tissue paper
should be crumpled and poked into
ribbon or lace hat bows and among
liat flowers, and should surround the
hat itself to keep it from flattening
against the sides of the box or trunk
lid.
Each pair of dainty gloves and all
neckwear should be separately
•rapped. Layers of it to separate
the varied contents of the trunk will
make the terrible business of unpack
ing less difficult.
Travelers who have packed with
tissue paper have been quite won
ever to its use.
About Green.
The green tints are countless and
there are hundreds of peculiar shades,
yet a desirable tone is the soft green,
such as one sees on the young peach
leaf. It is a color that is fetching in
linen, whether that garment is made
in self material with no other trim
ming, or finished with something
else, perhaps softly tinted pink and
cream Persian bands, inset in the
goods—a very good marking on the
side of the bodice that closes down
the left front side, also as a trimming
scheme on the left seam of the skirt
that is in line with the closing side of
the bodice.
In speaking of green, an airy suit
can be developed of soft green lawn,
the dress embellished with fine white
lace, and the yoke and sleeve arrange
ment made entirely of white lace.
With a dress of this kind the hat
should be white and green, trimmed
with pink La France roses, or clusters
of pink tea roses. The hose should
be white or green, with black pat
ent pumps or slippers. The parasol
could be an all white eyelet or a
green one of deeper shade with a
plain border.
IN SAILOR STYLE.
This dress, made in the ever-favorite
sailor style, would look well in cream
serge. The skirt is entirely plaited
and is stitched at the foot. The nov
elty lies in the blouse, which is cut in
two pieces, and arranged in a wrapped
seam. A box-plait is made down the
center of front, which fastens up tc
the neck; the pocket sewn at the left
side will be found most useful. White
silk embroidered collars and cuffs
edged with frills are worn and give a
pretty effect.
Hat of coarse straw, trimmed with
a puffed net crown and roses.
Materials required: 4 yards serge
46 inches wide.
Panieres and Crinoline.
Silks, satins and brocades are at
once suggested by the newest models,
and not the soft, clinging fabrics so
wonderfully adapted to the graceful,
close fitting designs. Materials that
can stand alone, the old-time standard
of excellence, will once again be in
demand, and unless there is a more
concerted plan of action among all
women where taste in dress stands for
authority, there is really grave dan
ger of paniers and even crinoline be
ing seriously considered. This has
been threatened time and again, but
has always at the last moment failed
to materialize; so it is to be hoped
this time again the fashion will be
killed before it becomes established.
Princess Hip Yoke.
The cuirass or princess hip yoke ef
fect which has been conspicious in
imported gowns since the first open
ings of the season is being brought out
in many unexpected ways. On^ of the
newest is the entire princess gown with
the lower part of the bodice and the
hip portion of the skirt covered with
embroidery, which makes them one in
line and treatment. In this way it is
possible to turn a two-piece gown into
a princess, the simple process of cov
ering the waist seam with embroidery
or braid being all that is needed. Some
of the trimmings of this kind are put
on in jacket or coat shape.
Upside Down.
Women, indeed, are clever, but the
one who saw a hat-brim decoration in
her unbecoming lace veil was more
than ordinarily farseeing.
Now, the ornate and bordered veil
has vied with the real lace fichu a
hundred times for a place on the sum
mer hat, but it has not done duty as
a face veil and a hat trimming until
this unusually resourceful woman
turned the straight edge down and
then spread the bordered part over
the brim of her large leghorn hat
This brought delicately scattered
sprays and dots over her face in a
more becoming scantiness and gave
place qd the hat for thte full display
of the handsome pattern on the bor
der.
Ribbon Hair Band.
A rather wide band of ribboi
brought up round the hair and tied in
a broad girlish bow at one side is a
French head finish much favored.
Vleeveiess Gauze Coats.
Sleeveless coats of gauze or net give
a dressy touch to a costume. They
are designed primarily for wear in
doors.
THE WRONG OBJECTIVE POINT
Mule’s Lack of Consideration Respon
sible for Ike’s Being Late
at His Duty.
An Atlanta merchant has frequent
occasion to rebuke Ike, his darky por
ter, for his tardiness in reporting for
duty in the morning. Ike is always
ready with a more or less ingenious
excuse.
"You’re two hours late, Ike!” ex
claimed the employer one morning.
“This sort of thing must stop! Other
wise, I'm going to fire you; under
stand.”
" ’Deed, Mistah Edward,” replied Ike,
“it wa’n’t mah fault, dis time! Hon
est! I was kicked by a mule!”
"Kicked by a mule? Well, even if
that were so, it wouldn’t delay you for
more than an hour. You'll have to
think of a better excuse than that.”
Ike looked aggrieved. "Mistah Ed
ward,” he continued solemnly, “it
might have been all right ef dat mule
kicked me in dis direction; but he
didn't—he kicked me de odder way!”
Lippineott’s.
A HOPEFUL PROSFECT.
He—Darling, I don't know what to
;ay to your father.
She—Just say: "Mr. Munn, 1 wish to
Harry your daughter"—then dodge.
HER FRIENDS WONDER
How Mrs. Kessler Was Rescued from
Almost Certain Death.
Few have lived through such trials
and suffering from kidney d sease as
were endured by
Mrs. Caroline Kess
ler of W. Main St.,
Paw Paw, Mich. Well
and strong again,
her case is thought
a miracle by her
friends. What Mrs. j
Kessler went
through makes a
long story — back
ache, rheumatism, dizzy and fainting
spells, urinary disorders, dreadful
bloating of dropsy and finally a com
plete prostration that defied medical
skill and caused her to be given up.
Through the use of Doan’s Kidney
Pills Mrs. Kessler is a well woman
and is willing to tell about her case
to anyone who cares to inquire.
Sold by all dealers. 50 cts. a box.
Foster-Milburn Co.. Buffalo, NT. Y.
An Irish Bull.
After Boyle Roche's famous bird
comes the County Cork veterinary sur
geon. At the last meeting erf the Dun
manway rural council a member of j
that body complained of the inatten
tion of the official veterinary surgeon.
"There was,” the rural councillor ex
plained, “a case of swine fever in this
place recently, and, though 'the doc
tor’ got the order to go there, he
never turned up until the following
Tuesday, and even then it was an
other man who came to represent
him.”
Criticism should never exasperate
us; on the contrary, it should bene
fit us, and even occasionally amuse
us.—Max O'Rell.
Leave It to Him.
A Wichita man was fussing because
of his aching teeth. “Why don't you
go to a dentist?” asked one of his
friends.
“Oh, I haven’t got the nerve,” was
the reply.
"Never mind that,” replied the 1
friend, “the dentist will find the nerve
all right.”—Kansas City Jorunal.
Should Take His Medicine.
“A feller shouldn't stand in the mid
dle of the street to talk pessimism,"
declared the Flunkville philosopher.
”WThy not?”
“Fust he says life ain't worth living,
and then jumps when he hears an au
tomobile honk.”
Bucolic Rebuke.
“Pa is scoldin the new gardener
dreadfully.”
"The man is such a hayseed.”
"I suppose that is the reason pa is
giving him such a raking over.”
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Objection to Women Golfers.
"Farmers don't mind renting their
fields to golfers, but they are strongly
opposed to women.'’
"Why?”
"Because woman golfers are always
losing hairpins and hatpins and stick
pins in the grass. Follow the trail of
a woman's foursome with a pincushion
and I'll guarantee you a cushionful of
pins at the end of the ninth hole.”
"But why does the farmer mind
that?”
“Because afterward when his sheep
and cattle graze in those fields they
swallow pins. Pins, I needn t tell you,
are injurious to the health.”
Alcohol and Tuberculosis.
The most prominent tuberculosis
specialists in the country agree that
alcohol will not cure cofcsumption. Dr.
S. A. Knopf says: “Alcohol has never
cured and never will cure tuberculosis.
It will either prevent or retard recov
ery." Dr. Frank Billings of Chicago
and Dr. Vincent Y. Bowditeh. ex-presi
dents of the National Association for
the Study and Prevention of Tubercu
losis: Dr. Lawrence F. Flick of Phila
delphia and Dr. Edward L. Trudeau of
Saranac Lake, the founder of the anti
tuberculosis movement in this country,
are all of the same opinion.
Why Actors Wear Long Hair.
Why do actors so often wear long
hair? Perhaps this is the reason:
There once was a statute in England
under which actors found wandering
were liable tc be branded through the
right ear. The long hair concealed
the decoration and thus the custom
was started.
The real martyr never has time to
enjoy the honor.
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