Loop City Northwestern J. W. BURLEIGH, Publisher LOUP CITY, - - NEBRASKA Trolley Roads and Farm Values. A recent item notes that farmers in Ohio are complaining that the exten sion of trolley roads through the rural districts increases the facilities for the young people to leave the farms and go to the cities. ... If the country trolley roads were taking young people away so that the farms cannot be worked as well as formerly, the na tural effect would be to depreciate the value of farm property. The contrary effect has been noted, says the Pitts burg Dispatch. Only the other day it was commented on that the opening of an electric road in western Pennsylva nia had enhanced the value of farms, formerly offered at $100 per acre, to an asking price of $750 to $1,000. The same result has been observed in other cases. It is quite possible that these advances may in some cases prove to be overdone, as the spread of electric roads is bringing a vast range of farm property into the market. But it is a notorious fact that this improvement of local coimuimication increases the ability to make farm life pleasant, so that it brings a large element of new purchasers into the market and almost invariably appreciates the value of farms. Mr. Roosevelt says that liis friends will make a hit with him by just call ing him 'mister." There is nothing quite so clumsy as the way we speak of those who were chief executives of the nation. “Ex-president” or "former president" is about the extent of the titles that may be applied to these eminent persons, and both of them suggest a state of has-been rather than a condition of honored retirement. Even the grand mogul who goes through the chairs in a common lodge has a more exalted title and usually is known as the grand and worshipful past high kicker or something else that savors of honor. We do not know ex actly what the title of an ex-prcsident should be, says the Chicago Daily News, but if some one will donate a toothpick we will offer it as a reward for the best suggestion as to how to designate a once-upon-a-time president. The association of life insurance presidents is apparently somewhat skeptical whether or not Prof. Irving Fisher is correct in his contention that 15 years can be added to the span of human life by the adoption ol certain practical hygenic reforms, but their appointment of a human life extension committee indicates that they are not disposed to reject it altogether. They are willing to look into the subject. Why shouldn't they? One of the great life insurance companies lately showed that a death occurred among their policyholders every six minutes. What if they could extend this interval to seven or eight minutes? It would make a vast differ ence in their financial exhibits, to say nothing of the benefits that would thus be conferred upon mankind generally. It is well worth the effort involved. The New York Medical Journal says that there is a.decided reduction in the number of medical students as com pared with the immediate past, and at tributes it to "arbitrary standards in medfc-al education." The decline is probably due to the fact that during the past decade there has been a great outpouring of young doctors from the various medical schools, with a rapid multiplication of "shingles" of practi tioners and a corresponding splitting up of the business from a financial standpoint. The same has been true of the bar. There has been too great a rush to the professions, with a conse quent overstocking of the markets. Superstitions of the sea should have their edge taken off by the disaster off the coast of Malta last fall. The Sar dinia was due to sail from the home port on Friday, November 13, a day which was doubly unlucky'. It is even difficult to get a sailor to sail on Fri day, let alone the 13th of so horrid a month as November. So the men de manded delay—and they sailed on No vember 14, and came to grief notwith standing. Perhaps Radcliffe college, in select ing a new dean, may follow the exam ple of Barnard college, the trustees of which are said to be considering Wil liam T. Brewster, professor of English there, as the new incumbent of the office. Nicholas Murray Butler, presi dent of Columbia university, of which Barnard is the woman's undergraduate department, is said to have recom mended the election of a man. To avoid the troubles besetting com passes on steel ships, the metal of which deflects the needle, a German inventor has devised a needleless one, in the form of a gyroscope, the axis of which always adjusts itself parallel to the earth’s axis. Wright brothers have been made doctors of flying or something of the sort by a technical school in Munich. Presumably that will help them a lot when they have to set a broken wing of a flying machine. How can even a bank employe afford to eat nine pounds of beefsteak at a meal and make the luxury steady diet? Did the steak or the cost thereof throw the Marshall man off his mental bal ance? His books are no doubt all straight, but how stand the accounts of the butcher?__ Reports from Africa indicate that the jangles are subject to an epidemic of acute nervousness closely rivaling that which afflicted Wall street up to • recent date. A DAYLIGHT SALOON THIS HAS BEEN PROVIDED BY THE LEGISLATURE. VOTE IN THE HOUSE IS CLOSE f Put Through, It is Said, as a Measure of Retaliation Against Omaha Legislators. Closing hours of the legislature were marked by passage by the house of the bill by Senator Wiltse. amend ed. to close all saloons in the state at 8 o'clock in the evening and to open at 7 a. in. The bill was at once taken to the senate and the amendments concurred in there. The bill received 51 votes in the house. "The action of the legislature,” says the Omaha Bee correspondent, "in passing this temperance measure at the last minute of the last day of the session after killing a 7 o'clock closing bill, is credited to the Omaha senators. The action of the senators in. standing out for the interest of the stock yards angered many mem bers of the house, who took the op portunity to get even. Gov. Shallen berger also came in for his share of credit because he vetoed the Fort Crook bill and thus lost one vote against the S o'clock closing measure. When the bill was discussed in the house the day previous it was amend ed to leave Omaha out entirely, bui after the report of the conference committee on the physical valuation bill and its adoption by the house, Omaha was at once put back in the Wiltse bill in retaliation. “That the news came as a shock to’Omaha expresses the feeling mild ly. It was not believed that the bill could be passed, and when it was given out early in the evening that it had been passed the surprise of everybody soon gave way to a feel ing of wonderment as to what would be the outcome. It means a crush ing blow to the brewery and saloon men of the city, and the .hotels and restaurants will also suffer. Theater parties will have to go to the restau rants before seeing the play if they want to sip a glass of wine or beer; the lobster or the rarebit will, if taken after the play, have to be ac companied by pure water or a cup of coffee.” The bill originally provided that saloons which sold liquor on Sunday should lose their license and the house judiciary committee amended it to close the saloons at 8 o’clock. Senator Wiltse brought up in the senate the matter of concurrence in the house amendments to f.. F. 282 during the afternoon and it was pushed to vote with scarcely a word of debate. Woman's Suffrage Defeated. The senate put the last touch of de feat to the efforts of the suffrage workers when H. R. 421, by Taylor of Custer, providing for municipal suf frage for women owning property was not advanced to third reading. Signed by Governor. The following bills were signed by the governor: House Roll 112. by Fries of Howard —One mill levy for building or repair ing bridges in emergency case. House Roll 131, by Bowman of Nuck olls—Forbidding intimidation of vot . ers. House Roll 242. by McVicker of Dodge—Providing for publicity of campaign contributions. House Roll 270, by Blystone of Lan caster—Appropriating $1,000 for main tenance of the G. A. R. rooms at the state capitol. House Roll 397, by Taylor of Hitch cock—Providing for resurvey of the fifth guide meridian through Dundy county. House Roll 123. by Committee on Schools—Appropriates $75,000 for state aid to weak school districts. House Roll 150, by Thomas of Douglas—Raising salary of Douglas county district court bailiffs to $1,200 a year. House Roll 236, by Miller of Custer —Providing for transmission of pre scribed course of study to teachers. House Roll 254, by Smith of Cass— Providing for special levy for the pur pose of erecting school houses. House Roll 533, by Wilson of Polk —Provides for recharter of national banks under state law and for permit ting national banks to take advantage of state guaranty law. * House Roll 4, by Evans of Hamilton —Provides for settling grain shipment damages. House Roll 19, by Stoecker of Doug las—Provides for electing members of Omaha school board by wards. House Roll 144. by Taylor of Hitch cock—Provides that judgments may not be revived after l>eing dormant for five years. House Roll 179. by Bushee of Kim ball—Provides for the appointment of field superintendents to measure water to users in irrigation districts. Closing Hours of Legislature. The closing hours of the senate were calm and peaceful, that body in dulging in no undignified antics while waiting for the engrossing clerks to complete their work so adjournment could be taken. Not so with the house. Speaker Pool was presented with a gold watch by the members and employes, and after this was off its hands the lively times com menced. At 0 o'clock Friday it was seen the engrossing clerks could not complete their labors, and a recess was taken until 8 o'clock Saturday. College Bill Passes. Tin- maintenance bill, with its sen ate amendments appropriating $20,000 to buy a site for an Omaha branch of the university medical college, and $100,000 for a flue stock museum at the state fair grounds was passed In the senate by a vote oi 32 to 0. tt will now go back to the house for concurrence in the amendments. The house bill appropriating $30,000 for a building at the institute for the deaf and dumb at Omaha, was favorably recommended by the finance commit tea. THE SENATE LIBERAL. Adds $97,000 to the General Main tenance Bill. Ninety-seven thousand dollars in appropriations was added to the gen eral maintenance bill by the senate committee of the whole above the fig ures of the senate finance committee, which carried an increase of $321,000 over the bill as it came from the house. The house bill carried an ap propriation of $1,905,128. The sen ate committee recommended changes, making the figures $2,286,418, and the senate committee of the whole added enough to make the total $2,383,418. The new items were as follows: Site for hospital in connection with medical school in Omaha .$20,000 New building for nurses and attendants at Norfolk. 12.000 Traveling expenses for district judges . 6,000 Increase for employes at Mil ford Soldiers’ home . 1,000 Wing for State Historical so ciety building . 25,000 Hog cholera investigations.... 5,000 Overruling the cut to $50,000 of $75,000 house appropria tion for normal training in high schools, making differ ence in bill . 25,000 For attorney general prosecu tion expenses, increase. 3,000 Total .$97,000 The Right to Eater. Tlie house recommended for pass age a bill which has already passed the senate which gives to an agent of the state the right to enter any dwel ling if he believes a dependent child ! of the state is secreted or detained there. The agent is given power to forcibly enter the house and if the owner thereof offers any objections lie is guilty of a misdemeanor. This great anthoriiV is given to an agent of the state in S. F. 350, by Mil ler of Lancaster, which provides that the governor shall appoint a commis sion of three persons to have charge of a school for dependent children to be conducted at the Home for the Friendless. This board or commis sion shall have complete charge of the school and shall have power to ap point an agent at $1,500 a year to look after the children. If a member of the school runs away and this agen' has reason to believe that he is being detained or is concealed in any house he may forcibly enter and make a search. Building for School for Deaf. Tlit> senate finance committee de cided to recommend for favorable ac tion the bills appropriating $30,000 for a new building at the institute for the deaf and dumb at Omaha, and $18,000 for completion and furnishings of buildings at the Norfolk asylum. The senate amended Smith's pure food bill, as if came from the house, so that under it now only packages of confectionery, fish products and other small articles are exempt from the law that requires the stamping of the weight or the measure and the con tents oil each package, and all other packages have to be stamped. The Smith hill as originally intro duced provided lor the bleaching of flour, and in the house an amendment was introduced to strike out the pres ent law. requiring the contents, weight or measure to be stamped on every package, and the national law, providing that if the weight or meas ure should be put on the package it must be correct was inserted in its place. Senate King's amendment as in troduced provides that all packages that are to be sold in Nebraska, con taining dairy products, meat, wheat, oats or corn products, molasses sugar, syrup, tea, coffee or fruit, must be stamped with the correct weight or measure. Senators King and YViltse argued that the people should know the exact weight of every package, that the law was saving them several millions of dollars, and that a corporation wanted the present law repealed, hence it should not be done. Senators Tibbets, Ransom, Howell and Banning replied that because of the shrinkage, it was difficult to fix the exact weight, tl at the people knew the quantity of goods that each package contained, and didn't care \ how much it weighed, and so it was their own fault if they were cheated; that this would not help the consum er but would offer impediments to business, that the packers wrapped hams and bacon in summer to prevent pollution by insects and they would be inclined to do away with this practice if required to stamp all, when the meat was subject to shrinkage. The amendment which was carried by a vote of 21 to 11, also contained a provision that this should not apply to any goods in ihe hands of retailers a; ihe time of the taking effect of this act. For Occupation Tax. Whatever figure appropriations total ttis session, alter the house and sen ate have settled their differences, the legislature will provide for meeting some of them by a new form of in creasing revenue of the state. This increase is provided for in a bill for levying an occupation tax upon all corporations, foreign or domestic, which do business within the state. While the amount to be assessed against any individual corporation is comparatively small, the total revenue will be $150,000. Regulate Insurance Dividends. The senate 'killed Senator Bartos' b 11 providing that life insurance com panies should not pay to their stock holders dividends greater than 8 per cent of the paid up capital stock, and providing a fine of from $1,000 to $5,000 and suspension of a charter for one year for violation thereof. Sena tor Bartos had charged that certain insurance companies were paying as high as 27 per cent, and he thought the policyholders ought to get the ben efit of the surplus earnings of premi ums, etc. NEBRASKA IN BRIEF -:—r NEWS NOTES OF INTEREST FROM VARIOUS SECTIONS. ALL SUBJECTS TOUCHED UPON Religious. Social, Agricultural, Polit ical and Other Matters Given Due Consideration. The Midwest Life (old line) wants good local agents all over Nebraska. Write to Home Office at Lincoln for particulars. A life insurance company is a finan cial institution which furnishes money to the family of the man who dies holding a policy in the company, it stands in precisely the same relation to the individual that the fire insur ance company does to the house in which he lives. If your home is fully insured in a fire company and it burns you are paid its value. If it is not in sured the fire company pays you nothing. You carried your own risk, and not the company. But you can not carry the risk on your own life, although you may on your property. This risk must he carried either by your family or some life insurance company. Which of the two is the better able to assume it. the family or the company? Upon which of the two will the loss be; less severe? And upon whom do you prefer to leave the risk, upon the family or the company? The Midwest Life of Lincoln issues j all the standard forms of policies. Nursery companies are reporting large sales in the line of fruit trees. The fiscal year ending With March. 1909, has proven the most prosperous one for the Seward postoffice in its history. Pierce lias won the championship of the north central district of the Nebraska high schol debating league by winning from Albion. The other day a horse was missing from the barn of Mr. Dean, three miles northeast of Neligh. Lee Hun. a hired hand, is sIfo missing. Fred Kelso, implicated In connec tion with the robbery of $400 from Sid Grave at Pender, waived exami nation. His bond was fixed at $1,000. which has not been furnished. The York colleges report a larger 1 attendance than ever before. One thousand students are attending the college, the I’rsuline academy and the York Business and Normal col lege. Ira Rigsby, a young man charged with criminally assaulting Mable Meyers, the 14-year-old daughter of Mr. and Mrs. A. E. Meyers of Glen over. Gage county, was bound over to the district court. Will Nolan, the young Dodge coun ty farmer who caused so much excite ment and speculation by disappearing about three years ago. was in Fre mont last week on his way home. He has been living in Montana. Frank Zoubet, a farmer living nine miles northeast of Tobias, was found dead in his held under a stalk cutter. The broken seat indicated the cause of the fatal accident. He leaves a wife and live children. While Claud Morgan, who resides on the Missouri river bottoms east of Plattsmouth. was cleaning a 22-caliber rifle, it was 'accidentally discharged, and the bullet entered the groin and lodged in his abdomen. He is in a critical condition. Steps toward probating and settle ment of the estate of William Earhart who died at Louisville. develops the fact that he left an estate of about $400,000. Thirty thousand of it is in life insurance, all payable to bis widow. Articles of incorporation of the Mc Clintock Hotel company, with a capi tal stock of $100,000, in shares of $10u each, were filed in Grand island, and negotiations are pending for the pur chase of the Koehler hotel of that city. Sheriff' Dunkei of Hall county ar rived at Salina. Kas.. to bring John Cole, who enticed from her home Miss Irene Soule of Grand Island, back for trial. Cole had been placed under $500 bonds at Salina. but when the sheriff arrived there the bird had tlowu and the bond was declared for feited. News reached Alliance of a brutal double murder near a small town named Provo, just across the line in South Dakota. The man who did the killing was Dick Barton, and the vic tims were the parents of his wife, Mr. and Mrs. Tucker. The murder was a fiendish one, the brains of the victims having been beaten out with an ax. The 2-year-old daughter of Mr. and Mrs. Charles Hinsey, who reside on a farm two miles west of Nebraska City was seriously, if not fatally burned. She was playing about the kitchen in the absence of the parents and her clothing caught Are, and before the Aames could be extinguished she was badly burned on both legs and arms and about the side of the head. Her recovery is doubtful. Ashland is greatly in need of resi dences to accommodate new comers. Dr. H. L. Mathers, for forty years a physician at Auburn, died last week, aged 80 years. A' clock has been installed in the tower of the new city hall at Schuy ler. It has a good elevation and four dials, so that it can be seen from every direction, and it strikes the hours and half hours. It cost about $900. W. B. Roberts, living south of Ash land. last week sold fifty-three live chickens in the local market for $41. or an average of 77 cents a fowl. John Clary, aged 20. and Mary Mil ler. aged 16, who eloped from Cul bertson and went to Boulder, Colo., were arrested at Akron, Colo., as the train pulled into that town, on orders from the girl’s father. Claiming his divorce was obtained by fraud, and that It was on account of his cruei treatment of her that she was driven from home, Mrs. Mary King in the district court of Dodge county commenced suit against her former husband, Thomas King of Cuming county, asking the court for a division of his property, said to be worth $20,000. THE CRACKING OF PAINT. Property Owners Can Save Money by Learning the Cause. Do you know what is wrong when paint peels, or cracks, or otherwise necessitates premature re-painting? Well, sometimes it hasn't been properly applied—the surface being damp or there being too much turpen tine or too much drier. But, nine times out of ten, the trouble is caused by adulterated white lead. To avoid all such trouble, every houseowner should know in a genera) way, when a surface is in proper con dition to receive paint, what kind of primer and finishing coats different surfaces require, and how to avoid adulteration in materials. A complete painting guide, include ing a book of color schemes, specifi cations for all kinds of painting work, and an instrument for detecting adul terations in painting materials, with directions for using it. can be had free by writing National Lead Com pany, 1902 Trinity Bldg., New York, and asking for Houseowner’s Paint ing Outfit No. 19. This company, the largest makers of pure white lead, invite tests, by means of the blowpipe (included in outfit), or in any other way, of the purity of the white lead sold under their famous “Dutch Boy Painter’ trademark. That trademark on a keg of white lead is in itself an absolute guarantee of purity and quality. NOT A WEIGHT LIFTER. "Is the baby strong?" “Well, rather! You know what a tremendous voice lie has?” “Yes.” “Well, he lifts that live or six times an hour!” CHILD ATE CUTICURA OINTMENT. Spread Whole Box of It on Crackers —Not the Least Injury Resulted. C-titicura Thus Proven Pure and Sweet. A New York friend of Cuticura writes; “My three year old son and heir, after being put to bed on a trip ac ross the Atlantic, investigated the state room and located a box of graham crackers and a box of Cuticura Oint ment. When a search was made for the box, it was found empty and the kid admitted that he had ea,en the contents of the entire box spread on the crackers. It cured him of a bad cold and I don’t know what else.” No more conclusive evidence could be offered that every ingredient of Cu ticura Ointment is absolutely pure, sweet and harmless. If it may be safely eaten by a young child, none but the most beneficial results can be ex pected to attend its application to pected to attend its application to even the tenderest skin or youngest Infant. Potter Drutf A Cheat. Corp., Soto Props, Boston. Tongue Twisters. “Tongue twisters are the actor's bane.” an actor said. “Lose your head on the stage, and you are bound to say 'Now Kababbas was a bobber,’ for ‘Barabbas was a robber.’ “On a first night I beard a tragedian refer to the Deity as 'a shoving leop ard,’ when he meant 'a loving shep herd.’ “Yon make me a boff and a sky word!' I once shouted in a tank drama. “My uncle, a divine, concluded an address on the suffrage before a wom en's club with the terrible words; 'But I bore you: l will cease; I do not wish to address a lot of beery wenches.’ My poor uncle meant weary benches.’ "1 was a duke in a recent problem play, and when my servant asked me one night if I had any luggage. I re plied: ’Only two rags and a bug.'” His Day of Reckoning. As the stout man whose appetite had excited the envy of the other hoarders turned to leave the parlor, he looked down at his waistcoat. "I declare. I’ve lost two buttons off my vest,” be said, ruefully. Me was a new boarder, but his land lady saw no reason for further delay In showing her banner •’Watchfulness and Economy for all.” She gave him the benefit of the chill gaze so famil iar to her older boarders. “I think without doubt you will find them both in the dining room.” she announced, clearly.—Youth's Compan ion. SISTER’S TRICK But It All Came Out Right. How a sister played a trick that brought rosy health to a coffee fiend is an interesting tale: "I was a coffee fiend—a trembling, nervous, physical wreck, yet clinging to the poison that stole away my strength. 1 mocked at Postum and would have none of it. "One day my sister substituted a cup of Postum piping hot for my morn ing cup of coffee but did not tell me what it was. I noticed the richness of it and remarked that the coffee tasted fine but my sister did not tell me I was drinking Postum for fear I might not take any more. “She kept the secret and kept giv ing me Postum instead of coffee until I grew stronger, more tireless, got a better color in my sallow cheeks and a clearness to my eyes, then she told me of the health-giving, nerve strengthening life-saver she had given me in place of my morning coffee. From that time 1 became a disciple of Postum and no words can do justice in telling the good this cereal drink did me. I will not try to tell it, for only after having used it can one be convinced of its merits.” Ten days' trial shows Postum’s pow er to rebuild what coffee has de stroyed. "There’s a Reason.” Look In pkgs. for the famous little book, “The Road to Wellville." Ever read the above letterf A aew oae appears from time to time. They are seaalae, tree, and fall of bamaa j 1 laterest. VISITS WITH 1 *l/MMBY 1 The Circean Cup. Progeny often go by contraries, the antithesis of forebears. Among my earliest recollec tions is that of A b n e r Fenton, tall, cadaverous, a shining example of sobriety and a fit disciple of Pythagoras. He looked upon Bac chus as the arch j fiend, the Devil of cloven hoof and attenuated a p pendage. Wher ever he went, lie preached the wis dom of abnega tion. In bis daily labors, behind the grocery stove at night, his theme w’as ever that of the succulent grape as the way to Satin r.alian or gies of despair and ruin. His long, sinewy form, stooped from hard work, towered above his fellows as he argued the curse of strong drink, and h i s ascetic face was lighted with the torch of earnest ness even as was the lace of John the Baptist, preaching in the wilderness tor me re , claiming of the souls of men. Fenton liad one son, a doughty lad. wilh a disposition to wobble like ;t wheelbarrow. This boy was encased ' in a diatribe of teeotalism orally ad ministered by the watchful parent. He was sent to Sunday school and im mersed in the piety of a home where self-restraint and forbearance were the watchwords! He grew' up in the atmosphere of the lily and came home one night smelling of the gutter. Old Man Fen ion questioned his own reasoning pow ers that night. He told himself he must have gone insane. His boy drunk? It were as possible that the tars should be dug up in the coal mines, the moon be found wallowing in the Stygian way. When the real truth swept aside his protest, his flesh became as a bitter herb, every drop of his blood was aloe, every beat of his pulse a shud der. Out into the highways and the byways he went, railing and trying against the demon rum. This is the : way it affected Fenton—but it broke his wife's heart. The mother-love of the woman arose that night to meet the heavens, but her heart's blood flowed as a libation to grief and to de spair. I This was years ago. To-day as I trod the grasses of the quaint and beautiful old cemetery at C- to pay tribute to a loved one there, 1 came uiion an aged couple standing beside a grave. Her hair was as white as hoar frost on a December morning, his form as bent and gnarled as a knotted woodbine striving to climb abort the Intercepting trunk of some half-fallen monarch of the wood. Trembling with age and emotion, they knelt beside that mound. "Oh," cried the man, letting his tears drop unrestrained upon the grasses, "lie might have been such a line man by now—if he had not yielded to the cursed [tower of drink!” But the mother, bending low above the grave, pressed one hand against her heart and with the ether placed a wreath upon her sacred ground! Speechless she arose, took the weep ing husband gently by the arm and turned away, but as she walked her eyes were turned upward in a mother's supplication to One who is infinitely greater than Bacchus and the Circean cup! ® ® @ Splinters of Thought. There is a time for ail things, but it wouldn’t hurt to pray a little when you are down on your knees looking under the bed for your collar button! it- ☆ •£• Jud. Lewis,, of the Houston Post, says the forest gets redheaded about a little frost. Wonder if those red beaded widows Jud. brags about have been frostbitten? ■ir ☆ •£■ A country editor says you cannot win a girl by talking about the weath er. Oh. 1 don't know. Suppose he said upon meeting her, "Beautiful morning, isn't it!" She would reply that it was be-u-ti-ful! Then he would say, "Gee, look out: it's raining!" Wouldn't she reply, dodging under his coat, “Oh, this is so sudden”? ☆ ☆ ☆ Dresden has a bathing establish ment for dogs. So wonder Thomas W. Lawson kicks about the passing of the mother hubbard. ® ® ® Finding the Advertisement. Tin- following local is credited to an Irish advertiser in a weekly paper: Don’t fall to read the ad. of IV.I O’Brien in an other column. If you have mislaid tills paper you can hnd the ad. in last week’s issue. —BYRON WILLIAMS. When Success Came. ‘‘Was lie a drinking man?" asked j counsel of a woman who was testify- , ing on the stand in regard to the hab its of her husband. “Well," was the reply, "for the first six months after I our marriage he didn't drink any to : speak of, but after that he drank to 1 great success.” ] Only Road to Happiness. The only way you'll ever be happy ! in life is through unselfishness. Being ; self-centered never brought any last- j ing good to anybody. • PERUNA For Cramps in the Stomach of Six Years’ Standing. “I was troubled with cramps in the stomach for six years. I tried many kinds of medicine, also was treated by three doctors. ••They said that I had nervous dys pepsia. I took the medicine *or two years, then I got sick again and gave up all hopes of getting cured. “I saw a testimonial of a man whose case was similar to mine, being cured by Peruna, so thought I would give it a trial. I procured a bottle at once, and commenced taking it. “I have taken nineteen bottles, and am entirely cured. I believe Peruna is all that is claimed for it.”—Mrs. J. C. Jamison, 6 I Marchant St., Watson ville, Cal. ALL THE DIFFERENCE. He—Before Jones got married he used to command a large salary. She—And now? He—Now he only earns if. His wife commands it! More Than One. A young fellow, whose belter-half had just presented him with a pui * o! bouncing twins, attended church on* Sunday. During the discourse the clergyman looked right out at our innocent friend and s.tid with thiilliug eloquence: "Young man. you have an im; ant responsibility thrust upon you." The newly fledged dad. supposing I lie preacher alluded to his peculiar home event, considerably startled the audience by exclaiming: "Yes. ! Lav two of ’em."—Liverpool Mercury. Laundry work a*, home would be much more satisfactory if the right Starch were used. In order to get the desired stiffness, it is usually neces sary to use so much starch that the beauty and fineness of the fabric is hidden behind a paste of varying thickness, which not only destroys the appearance, but also affects the wear ing quality of the goods. This trou ble can be entirely overcome by using Defiance Starch, as it can be applied much more thinly because of its great er strength than other makes. From Plutarch. Neither rich furniture nor abun dance of gold, nor a descant from ..n illustrious family, nor greatness of authority, nor eloquence and all the charms of speaking, can produce -c great a serenity of life as a mind free from guilt, kept untainted, not <>»'• from actions, but purposes that are wicked.—Plutarch. Wise people use Hamlins Wizard Oil to stop pahi because they know it alu.,, limkes good. Foolish people try experi ments. Ask your druggists about it. At the Butcher’s. "Is this meat dear?” “No, ma'am, sheep!” PtI.KS ri’RED IN C TO It D VY< PAXO OINTMKNT i sfptarantecd to r::n» mr . ... ••t lo-hinir. Blind. Bloedlr.s: or l*mtnidlng !' s b .u 14 days or money refunded, ooc. It's difficult to get a crooked man interested in the scenery ulorig the straight and narrow path. Lewis' Single Binder straight A cigar. Made of extra quakty tobacco \ cur dealer or Lewis’ Factory, l’e- ru. 111. When a man gives more than a dol lar to charity he usually usaaag. to get caught in the act. 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