GOOD STOKY TO POINT MORAL. To 14 by Rabbi Krauskopf, Wht Bc UevM in Di vorcs. ‘ Rabbi Joseph Krauskopf, our elo gHent preacher," said a Philadelphian. sees good rather than evil in the fro fluency of American divorce. He sees i» it a sign that American wives will aot endure the treatment that Eu ropean wives put up with. He sees In it a promise that the married men of the future will live better. ‘Discussing the divorce question the other day, he told me that they who perceived only evil in it reminded him. it their Illogical and confused view point, of a little boy with whom he once took a stroll. “As they strolled, they passed the young girls of a neighboring boarding school out on their daily walk. The girls moved in military formation, two by two. In front were the youngest, in skirts to their knees. Next came the older ones, in the order of their ages, their skirts lengthening with their years. And iD the rear came the old est of all, the young ladies, whose skirts hid even their boots. The little boy looked at the girls. Then he frowned and said: ^ hy is it tha? their legs grow shorivr as they grow bigger?’ ” CONSOLING. Artist—Yes. mv art is my fortune. Model (cheerily)—Never mind. Pov erty is no crime. I 'tundry work at home would b* much more satisfactory if the right Starch were used. In order to get the desired stiffness, it is usually neces sary to use so much starch that the beauty and fineness of the fabric is hidden behind a paste of varying thickness, which not only destroys the appearance, but also affects the wear ing quality of the goodB. This trot* hie can be entirely overcome by using Defiance Starch, as it can be applied much more thinly because of its great er strength than other makes. The Trouble. A maidservant in the employ of a Brooklyn woman was left the other day in charge of the children while her mistress went for a long drive. "Well, Mary.” asked the lady, on her return, "how did the children behave during my absence? Nicely. I hope.” ' Nicely, ma'am.” Mary answered, "but at the end they fought terribly together.” "Fight! Mercy me! why did they fight?” "To decide.” said Mary, “which was behaving the h“st."—Harper’s Weekly. 3»*eer white goods, in Tact, any Sue wash goods when new, owe much of their attractiveness to the way they are laundered, this being done in a j manner to enhance their textile beau ty. Home laundering would be equal- j ly satisfactory if proper attention was j given to starching, the first essential j being good Starch, which has sufficient strength to stiffen, without thickening the goods. Try Defiance Starch and you will be pleasantly surprised at the improved appearance of your work. No Luxuries. Why, you've got the grip, old man." ‘i have not. I can’t afford to quit work and go to bed. This is merely a darned bad cold." Omaha Directory M. Spiesberger & Son Co. 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All others are Imitations. 1 have nothing for sale, as my specialty is the Curing of Rupture, and if a person has doubts, Just put the money In a bank and pay when satisfied. No other doctor will do this. When taking my treatment pat ients mast come to my office. References: U. 8. Natl Omaha. Write or call, FRANTZ H. WRAY, M. D. 306 Bee Building, OMAHA THE IRK 60ES ON HOWEVER, NEBRASKA LEGISLA TORS HAVE YET MUCH TO DO. BILLS KILLED, BILLS BOOSTED Constitutional Amendment to Change Taxation System, Down and Out —Other Matters of Interest. Failing to receive the majority necessary to carry a proposed consti tutional amendment, the bill of Sen ators Miller and Ollis designed to change the whole system of state tax ation was defeated in the senate, the vote being 17 to 16 in favor of it. A three-fifths majority, or twenty votes, was necessary. The bill proposed the submission to the people of an amendment to the constitution, and that taxes should be uniform on the same subjects, within the territorial limits of the authori ties levying the tax, in place of the present system of taxation on valua tion This would have allowed the state fund to be raised from taxing rail roads aad state wide corporations alcne. while the counties might have levied on value. It was opposed by the Douglas county senators on the grounds that it wouid take from Omaha taxes which justly belonged to her. Closed Season for Quail. A bill providing for a closed season for quail and shortening other game seasons was recommended for pass age by the senate committee of the whole. It was first introduced by Senator Banning of Cass county and later amended to Shut out quail shoot ing altogether. The bill permits the shooting of squirrels in October and November, delays the opening of the season on chicken and grouse from September 15 to October 1 and closes the season on ducks April 5 instead of April 10. Snipe shcoting is extended until May 1. Valuation Bill Amended. S. F. 133, the Ellis physical valua | tion bill, was finally amended so tha I the senate will fail to recognize it. and then the house ordered the clerl to prepare the bill with the amend ments put in the stock yards and street car companies under the oper at;ons of the measure and also pro vided that the Railway commissio’ should find the valuation of steam railroads first and complete this wor' before beginning on any other cor poration. Passes the Gates Bill. The Gates bill, providing for the re peal of the law prohibiting saloons within two miles and a half of an army post, was passed by the senate by a vote of 17 to 15, Senator Majors being absent. The bill has already been passed by the house, and will now go to the governor. Fish Hatchery Looked After. The Gates bill appropriating $5,000 for the fish hatchery at South Bend for special improvements was passed in the ’house after a vigorous attack ’ had been made on it by Kelley, ! in the house, seconded by Leidigh ! who did not go so far as Kelley. The ! latter only wanted to reduce the $3,000 to $2,000 while Kelley wanted to cut it all out. The Appropriation B'H. The house finished its discussion of the current expense appropriation bill and recommended it for passage after a debate which at times bordered on the sensational. The larger appropri ations, however, were left intact, save in the item providing $1,500 for an ice and cold storage plant at the Norfolk asylum. An item of $75,000 for nor mal training in high schools was add ed to the bill on motion of Henry of Holt, who was ably seconded by Xet tleton of Clay and others. The finance committee had left the item entirely out of the bill, but it had an amend ment providing for $50,000 for this purpose. The committee of the whole raised this to $75,000. President Taft Answers. The following telegram was re ceived from President Taft in re sponse to the telegram of congratula tion sent by the two houses on the day of the inauguration. It reads as follows: “The White House. Washington, March 6, 1909. “Gentlemen: “I greatly appreciate the message of congratulation and good wishes from the house and senate of the state of Nebraska conveyed by your telegram of March 4. Will you please express to the entire membership of both bodies my cordial thanks, and assure them that I value their friend ly sentimt-nts? Very sincerely yours. “WILLIAM H. TAFT." “HON. CHARLES W. POOL. "Speaker of the House, • HON. GEORGE W. TIBBETTS. “President of the Senate.” No Money to Teach Agriculture. The house refused to appropriate $120,000 for the teaching of agricul ture in the high schools, though Net tleton of Clay, Taylor of Custer and Raper of Pawnee and others fought hard to get the bill, which had been introduced by Fogarty and Snyder recommended for third reading. The bill had its enacting clause struck off. and Raper secured a reconsidera tion of this so the measure could be discussed, but the house was in nc mood to appropriate money for tht teaching of agriculture in schools. Initiative and Referendum. After heated debates the senate^ killed Donohoe's constitutional amend ment for the initiative and referen dum in state legislation and crippled Miller's constitutional amendment to change taxation from a valuation basis to taxation by class, an amend ment that if adopted will permit th«; legislature by general laws to tax cor porations sufficiently to pay all of the expenses of the state. The latter bill was not killed, but it cannot pass the senate with the necessary three-ilfthu J rote to insure legality. J I GUARANTY IN THE H0U8E. Aa Amended the Bill Passes the Lower Branch. By a vote of 72 to 23. the house of representative!! passed the Bryan guaranty bank bill, as finally amend ed a few days ago in the committee of the whole. The vote was not a party one, a number of the republicans voting for the measure and several democrats against it. The bill as passed does not carry an imprisonment penalty for di rectors who over-borrow. It provides for the raising of 1 per cent of the j total deposits in the banks taking ad vantage of the law. during the first year, or until July 1, 1910. Half of this is payable January 1, 1910, and half the following July. After that, one-tenth of 1 per cent will be raised yearly, half being payable each Jan uary and July. Other provisions of the bill fix the amount of capital necessary accord ing to the size of the towns, give the entire banking board power to name the depositories for the fund and provide for the regular inspection of all banks. — Insurance Bill Postponed. One of Senator Bartos- insurance bills was indefinitely postponed cn receomruendation of the judiciary committee of the senate by a vote of 17 to 14. Senator Bartos fighting its postponement. The bill provided a heavy fine for any insurance com pany or agent who spread false re ports about any other insurance com- j pany. Senator Bartos cited the fact that in the liny companies alone on life insurance policies in Nebraska, $20,000,000 in policies was allowed to lapse last year, and he asserted that it was due to these false statements. Wilson on Guaranty Bill. Victor Wilson, who contributed probably the greater portion of the guaranty bill has this to say of the measure: “But altogether it was ad mitted that the bill does that which the promise was given that it would do—it guarantees absolutely to every man, woman and child who has a dol lar deposited in one of the banks chartered under the Nebraska laws, that neither dishonesty or lack of management on the part of bankers, nor the terrors of a financial crisis shall deprive them from having that money returned to them. It makes their money in the bank more secure than in the old 6ock or the tea pot or cigar box." _ Chance for Saloons at Crook. The Gates bill, repealing the law prohibitng the operation of a saloon within two and a half miles of Fort Crook, was recommended to pass by the senate in committee of the whole. Nineteen senators voted for the bill on viva voce vote, no roll call being taken. Efforts were made by Sena tor Ran3om to amend the bill to some extent but he was not successful in j this. _ County Option Defeated. The questicn 0f supplementing the present local option provision of the Slocum law with a system of option by counties was definitely disposed of in the senate when that body in com mittee of the whole by a vote of 17 to 16. ordered the bill indefinitely postponed. The action of the senate does not necessarily end the county option agitation of the session, as a second bill is still pending on the house general file. Just as it was known for days that a majority of the senate was arrayed against the bill, it is known absolutely in the house that the bill there cannot muster more than forty-one or forty-two votes. It is likely, however, that action will be forced on the bill for the purpose of getting the members definitely on record on the proposi tion. Anti-Treat Bill Again. The Groves anti-trust treat bill re fused to stay dead after having once been killed, and the house had to re peat the operation of execution. The hill was defeated on third reading by a vote of -44 to 49. The attempt to restore life to it came with a motion by Humphrey of Lancaster to recon sider the action. The motion was lost. A Ranson Bill Recalled. On motion of Senator Ransom himself, one of his bills which has already passed the senate was re called from the house, for amend ment. The bill as introduced, pro vided for the investment of state school funds in the bonds of metro politan cities In the committee it was amended to include bonds of cities, villages and irrigation and drainage districts. Senator Kling brought up the matter, saying that after investigating, he was sorry that he had voted as he did, because he found that bonds of irrigation ar.d drainage districts were often way be low par, and did not think the school fund should be invested in them. Sen ator Ransom agreed and the bill was recalled for discussion. Senate Sifting Commitee. The senate, committee on commit tees met and appointed the following members of the sifting committee: Diers of York, chairman; Ollis of Valley, Tibbets of Adams. Volpp of Dodge. Tanner of Douglas, Buck of Otoe and Miller of Lancaster. Sifting Committees. ng committees have been ap pointed in both houses, and they will get busy in weeding out many intro duced measures of minor importance that might consume valuable time. Loan Sharks Are Foiled. By passage in the house of Repre sentative Thomas’ bill to prohibit salary loan agencies from plying their trade in Nebraska the campaign to prevent this class of business in Ne braska has been given another boost. The bill now goes into the senate, where it is likely to have harder sled ding, but where nevertheless there is a decided sentiment among many members in its favor. The bill is In tended to shut off a number of [ agencies who loan money and cause I borrowers much trouble. NEBRASKA IN BRIEF NEWS N0TE8 OF INTEREST FROM VARIOUS SECTIONS. ALL SUBJECTS TOUCHED UPON Religious, Social, Agricultural, Polit ical and Other Matters Given Due Consideration. A woman’s club has been organized at Dunbar. Articles of incorporation for a new bank at Florence have been filed. Bruce Reamer, a deserter from the regular army, was arrested at Nebras ka City. B. F. Hutching, living in the eastern part of Gage county, was found dead in bed by his wife. Irrigators around Scott’s Bluff have 1 declared against the Raymond bill [ now in the state legislature. Henry A. Schroeder, a blind resi dent of Ponca, dropped dead while riding in a wagon with his nephew. W . R. Adair has been elected pres ident of the City National bank at j Kearney to succeed the late George j Misner. Mrs. Clara C. Coleman of Beatrice has sued Albert Loeper for $10,000. charging he sold liquor to her hus band. The village of Hampton, Hamilton county, is suffering from an epidemic of smaflpox. The town has been quarantined. The implement house of Jacob Schurk. at Blue Hill, was totally de stroyed by fire. The building and stock were valued at $8,000. The civic federation of Hastings re organized after two years of existence and has changed its by-laws to permit participation in political campaigns. O. K. Turner, who was run down by a Missouri Pacific train in the rail road yards at Omaha, and killed, re sided in Fremont until five years ago. Fruit growers near Arlington are rejoicing over the cold weather, as it has sdt back the buds and the crop is safe for the present. H. B Troxel. until recently a resi dent of Beatrice, died at his home at Lincoln of paralysis from a blood clot on the brain caused by being kicked by a herse several weeks ago. A. Burrows, a prominent farmer living near Ashland, lost a $2,500 au tomobile and $1,500 worth of grain and stock by the burning of his barn. At the monthly competitive drill of Company C he'd in Beatrice, James A. Shultz won the Colby gold medal after fifty minutes of drill in which he did not make an error. The public schools were dismissed at Xehawka one afternoon recently to give the pupils an opportunity to witness the discharge of a big “dirt biast" at the quarries. The city council has passed reso- I lutions submitting to a direct vote of ' the people of Ashland at the spring j election the question of issuing saloon ‘ licenses for the coming year. Congressman and Mrs. Poliard had j expected to start from Washington ' fcr their home at Nehawaka imme- j diately after inauguration, but will be ; detained probably two weeks. Extensive preparations are being i made fcr the annua! meeting of the Southeastern Nebraska Educational association, which will be held in Beatrice March 31 and April 1 and 2. Jurgan Reimers, of Syracuse was seriously injured while taking a bar rel into his cellar, the barrel slipping and rolling over him, breaking his collar hone and seriously injuring his spine. By the narrow margin of one vote Hastings won in the contest with Lead, S. D.. for the next biennial dis trict convention of the Woodmen of the World, for the states of Kansas, Nebraska, and South Dakota. The parsonage adjoining the Sev enth Day Baptist church, a few mile northwest of Humboldt, was de stroyed by fire, which it is sup posed came from sparks settling on the roof. Mrs. George Ahlschwede of Hebron had one limb amputated below the knee in a Lincoln hospital. Treating a corn caused infection resulting in gangrene and an immediate amputa tion was necessary to save her life. Two men representing themselves to be Union Pacific surveyors drove from Ashland to Lincoln through a storm. By many it is though they are right-of-way men going over the pro posed Omaha-Lincoln cut-off of the Union Pacific. J. S. Starrett, who was killed dur ing the tornado at Bringley, Ark., was state manager for Arkansas of the Nebraska Bridge Supply & Lumber Co. of Omaha. He leaves a wife, one daughter and two sons, all of whom escaped from the fury of the storm. Stanley D. Long of Huntley, a mail clerk from Omaha to Fremont, suf fered severe injuries on hip and side in the Omaha yards while on duty with three other clerks, as a result of the mail car being switched into an other engine with great speed. The ice in the Elkhorn broke and moved down stream carrying with it the cement dam at the Neligh mills. The dam w’as completed last summer and was supposed to be strong enough to resist any pressure of flood or ice that .might be thrown against it. A 3-year-old child of John Fitzsim mons of Verdel was burned to death in his farm house. Prof. J. M. Pile, president and founder of the Nebraska Normal college of Wayne and one of the ablest and best known educators of the west, died at his home in that place last week. Last week occurred the sixtieth wedding anniversary of Mr. and Mrs. Austine, old residents of Seward county, which was celebrated by a large company of immediate relatives and friends, several of the former coining from Illinois and Kansas to help celebrate the event. M. A. Garvey, of Albion, with his wife and five children, started Tues day for Ireland, from whence he came to Boone county twenty-seven years ago. He has & sister there and Mrs. aGrvey has numerous relatives. They go for an indefinite stay, but it will probably be for a year. VACCINATION AGAINST TUBERCULOSIS IN CATTLE Good Results from Use of Bovovacdne, the Discovery of Von Behring, German Bacteriologist—By H. L. Russell and C. Hoffman, Wisconsin Agricultural College. BOVOVACCI NATION Record •_ . V \ T owr__ Sutf._ Date__ _ _ N*1 of A*»a»»U. »ctcr(n«jiM I Outfit for the Appli cation of Bovovaccine. In combating tuberculosis of do mesticated animals, two methods are open for consideration: 1. Destruction of the casual organ ism. the tubercle bacillus, by eliminat ing the already diseased animals and disinfecting the infected premises. 2. Possible methods of producing immunity in susceptible animals by rendering them resistant to the tuber cle organism. The first method is easily attainable by the detection of the presence of the ! disease by means of the tuberculin test and the subsequent separation of affected animals. In this way the con tinued spread of this scoui ge can be entirely prevented. As no known method of cure exists for the disease in cattle, animals once infected must be isolated from healthy stock to pre vent further spread of contagion. To remove all further danger from the disease, thorough disinfection of the quarters occupied by the tuberculous animals is imperative. With certain other diseases, meth ods of vaccination have already beeD perfected, the efficiency of which is so great as to practically control such j maladies. Diphtheria antitoxin, vac cination against smallpox, the Pasteur j treatment for rabies and anthrax are j potent illustrations cf the efficiency j of immunizing the bodies of suscepti ble hosts against the ravages of these | human and animal plagues. Numerous attempts have tvrn made by scientific investigation t& devise | systems of vaccination against tuber- ; culosis that will re der susceptible ! animals resistant to invasion. Within recent years several investigators have : announced various methods for this purpose. Iu 1902, Von Behring, the prominent German bacteriologist, announced the discovery of a substance called bovo vaccine with which he claimed ca'ives could be immunized against natural infection from tuberculosis. Coming from the discoverer of diph'heria anti toxin. which remedy so revolutionized the methods of handling this disease of childhood, bovovaccine was hailed with high hopes. Von Behring's ex periments, then reported, seemed to indicate that a successful method of rendering cattle resistant had at last been found. In a series of lectures given in Cassel in 1903, he made the following sweeping statement: "The entire suppression of bovine tubercu losis is now only a question of con scientious and properly conducted pro tective inoculations, and, of course, also a matter of time.” A year later he published a brief preliminary report of the tesults he had obtained to that date. These were extremely favorable, and were, on the whole, apparently substanti ated by reports from other investiga tors. By means of his method of vac cination, he was able to raise perfectly healthy animals even when the latter were continually exposed to a tuber culous environment. The true effi ciency of the vaccine could not be de termined at the time, for the animals had not attained maturity, so that the duration of the immunity caused by the vaccine could not be ascertained. Nevertheless the results secured were exceedingly promising. The principle involved in the pro duction of bovovaccine is radically different from that used in the prepar ation of tuberculin. Tuberculin is a germ-free extract of cultures of tu bercle bacilli, while bovovaccine con sists of a weakened culture of living tubercle bacilli of human origin. The human type is used because of its greater adaptability for vaccine pur poses than the bovine type. The commercial product is specially pre pared as follows: After a sufficiently weakened culture has been obtained, it is grown upon a suitable medium, then carefully dried so as not to de stroy its activity, and finally pulver ized. It is then accurately weighed out into containers and sealed. Most reliable results are claimed for animals vaccinated as calves be tween three weeks and three months of age. Young stock up to two years of age may be treated, provided they arc free from tuberculosis. Mature animals (two years or older), however, cannot be successfully treated. The vaccinating process consists of two in jections made three months apart. The first and weaker vaccine contains one so-called immunizing unit, equivalent to .004 grams of dry tubercle bacilli; the second vaccine consists of five such units. For inoculation purposes the powder is thoroughly mixed in a sterile mortar with a sterile one per cent, common salt solution of which two cubic centimeters are used for each immunizing unit. After a thorough emulsion is made, the mat3rial is then ready for inject ing into the animal. For this purpose the neck over the left jugular vein is shaved, washed with a disinfectant and the injection made directly into the vein. To do this the needle of the syringe is held almost parallel to the jugular vein, then with a quick down ward movement forced through the wall of the latter. Sheep Eat Poisonous Plants.—An im pression prevails quite generally that sheep and other animals have an in stinct that tells them what plants are good for food and what plants are not. Again and again have we heard this so-called fact referred to as showing the subtle character of the thing we call instinct. It is true, on the con trary, that animals frequently eat poi son plants and die from, the effects of the same. Sheep especially, while eating a wide variety of plants with impunity, also eat many kinds that are fatal to them. The herdsmen on the western plains know' this and have to be on the lookout for the presence of poisonous weeds. Not long ago we heard of a flock of 2,500 sheep that had eaten so much loco weed that all of them were affected with the pe culiar symptoms that accompany loco poisoning. Several hundred of the sheep died before they could be put onto a feed of alfalfa and other things to act as an antidote. It is well to know what kind of plants are growing in the sheep pastures, says Farmers’ Review. Sheep are more likely to be poisoned with certain plants than oth other animals because they eat the weeds when other farm animals would not. Mysterious deaths among sheep are frequently caused by poisonous things eaten, and this is more likely to occur in the wild pastures than in the pastures that have become part of the rotation of the farm, because the latter contain few weeds. Put Manure on Garden.—Begin to prepare for next year's vegetables by fertilizing the garden and getting it ready to plow if it was not plowed this fall. For the Starting of Early Celery Celery growing on a commercial scale has received most attention in the "muck-bed" areas of Michigan and New York, where thousands of acres are devoted to this crop. California and Florida have tdken up the indus try and during the winter and spring months provide northern cities with large amounts of celery. There is, however, no reason why local grow ers should not hold their own mar kets from June to January against the importations from the south. To secure an early crop the best plan for the amateur grower is to fill with fine soil three inches deep. This soil should be pressed down a.nd the seeds scattered either in rows or broadcast. Cover the seeds by sprink ling through a fine sieve a small quantity of leaf mold or sand. The window of a moderately warm room with frequent sprinkling will provide the conditions necessary for germina ton. When the seed lags appear after two or three weeks turn the boxes daily to keep the growth even. The illustration shows the form of box used for starting the plants. When Leg Weakness Comes.—Leg weakness sometimes alTects the hens through mid-winter, and while not fatal, nor a contagious disease, it fixes the hens for the ax, and for nothing else. Their day of usefulness as egg i producers is done. Where correct i feed has been given there is scarce- i ly ever a case of leg-weakness. The Right and Left Hands. | The touch of the right hand is gen- ; erally more sensitive than the left. i WHAT WIFE 8AY3 “GOES." But H Sometimes Is Bad for tho Painting. When a property-owner knows noth ing about paint it is bad for the property-owner, and: bad for the paint er. It would not be so if the property owner would always hire a skilled painter, and then really leave every thing to him. But the house-owner bo often fools himself on one or the other of these things. The skilled painter in every commu nity has some of the most incompetent competitors that ever vexed a consci entious workman or contractor, and the incompetents get jobs generally fcy working cheap, in the next place, when the skilled painter is hired, they do not leave everything to him, as so many property-owners boast they do. They interfere most ignorantly and most fatally. They insist sometimes on using paint materials without In vestigating whether they are good or not. Or perhaps they insist on the painter’s hurrying the work. “I'm not going to have that painter’s mess around my house a month,” the wife says, and what wife says goes— at the cost of a lot of wasted painting money. If the painter stays away a few days to ?"ow the paint to thoroughly dry the owner says: “That painter’s neglecting this work—guess he’s side tracking me for Jones’ wort 1 won't stand it" What chance does a painterhavetodo good work for a man who is continually nagging at him and otherwise handi capping him (without meaning it. of course)? A poor job is the inevitable result of such interference. Poor painting costs the houseowner money—don't forget that It might pay you to get the practical paint book, painting specifications and in strument for detecting paint adul terants, which National Lead Co. are offering under the title of House Owner's Painting Outfit No. 49. Ad dress National Lead Co., 1902 Trinity Bldg., New York City. This company do not make paint (they leave that to the painter to do) but they make pure white lead ("Dutch Boy Painter” trademark kind), and they can tell you how to save money by securing durable painting. FATHER HAD A GRIEVANCE. Some Excuse for His Violent Assault on Managing Editor. Lina Cavalieri, the beautiful Roman prima donna, said recently of her "beauty parlor" in New York: "Beauty is woman’s most important attribute. She who increases beauty is woman's greatest benefactor. Hus bands, brothers, even fathers—in their inmost hearts beauty is the thing they desire most to see in their feminine relations.” She laughed. “Only the other day.” she said, “a gray, fat old gentleman entered a newspaper office and said: " ‘Are you the managing editor?’ “ ‘Yes,’ was the reply. “ 'I suppose that on you, then,* said the visiter, ‘rests the responsibility for this morning's reference to my daugh ter Patty as Fatty. Take that’’” INSTRUCTED. Doctor—What are you doing in that tub? You'll catch your death. Patient—But, doctor, didn't you tell me to take the pills in water? Success at Last. “Jack London finds Australia a good deal like our own Wild West,” said a San Franciscan. ”1 met him in Mel bourne. He had already picked up a bushel of local stories and sketches. “He told me a story of an actor who had just returned from a long tour inland. This actor said of his tour: “ ‘The first night, sir, in Uluwalla, I was hissed, sir, hissed; the second night 1 was egged, sir, egged; but the third night, sir-’ "Here the tragedian slapped his ex panded chest. '■'—the third night, sir, 1 played be hind a net.’ ” What He Lacked. It is related of a South American general, who was extremely well pleased with himself, that once, when about to sally forth to a grand dance, he surveyed himself contentedly in the mirror, and then soliloquized thus: "Ah! Thoti hast all—bravery, wealth, position, good looks. Ah, what dost thou lack?” Whereupon his orderly, who, un known to the general, was close at hand, remarked: “Sense, general, sense!” »■ DIDN’T REALIZE How Injurious Coffee Really Was. Many persons go on drinking coffee year after year without realizing that it is the cause of many obscure but persistent ailments. The drug—caffeine—in coffee and tea, is very like uric acid and is often the cause of rheumatic attacks which, when coffee is used habitually, become chronic. A Washington lady said, recently: ‘‘I am sixty-five and have had a good deal of experience with coffee. I con sider it very injurious and the cause of many diseases. I am sure it causes decay of teeth in children. "When I drank coffee I had sick spells and still did not realize that coffee could be so harmful, till about a year ago I had. rheumatism in my arms and fingers, got so nervous I could not Sleep, and was all run down. “At last, after finding that medicines did me no good, 1 decided to quit cof fee entirely and try Postum. After using it six months I fully recovered my health beyond all expectations, can sleep sound and my rheumatism is all gone.” "There’s a Reason.” Name given by Postum Co., Battle Creek, Mich. Read the famous little book, “The Road to Wellville,” In pkgs. Ever rend the nbove letter? A new one' appear* tr m time to time. They are ic.nulur, true, and full of human latere*!.