JOHN nCNCY
ON THE ;
DRUMMER
BOYS
BY GEO. V. HOBART, (“HUGH M’HUGH.")
Dear Bunch: In that crowd of swift
drummer boys going New Yorkward in
the Mr. Pullman’s sleep-wagon yester
day, one of the speediest was Buck
Jones.
Buck’s wife and a three-year-old
were traveling with him, but lie wasn’t
giving it out through a megaphone.
Buck is one of those goose-headed
guys who begin to scratch gravel and
start in to make a killing every time
they see a pretty girl.
Across the aisle seat sat two pet
canaries from Plainfield, N. J.
They were members of the Sou
brettc Slinging society, and they were
en route to the west to join the “Bunch
of Birds Burlesque Company.”
Their names were Millie and Tillie,
and they wore Merry Widow hats, and
did a sister act that contained more
bad grammar than an East Side pin
ochle game.
Millie was fully aware that she
could back Duse off the map, and Til
lie was ready to bet a week’s salary'
that she could make Bernhardt feel
like she was out in the storm we had
day before yesterday.
Slim called them the Roast-Beef
Sisters, Rare and Well-Done.
In a minute the castors on Buck's
neck began to turn. •
Slim put us wise with a wink, so we
lit the fire and began to cook it up.
Buck’s heart was warming for the
birds in the gilded cage.
“The real Kibo!" said Slim; “it’s a
plain case of Appomattox; the war is
over and they are yours. Buck!”
Buck turned a few more volts into
his twinkling lamps.
“Lower your mail-sail, Buck, and
drop alongside; you’ve made the land
ing,” suggested Burress.
Buck began to feel his necktie and
play patty-cake with the little bald
spot on the top of his head.
“Stop the hansom and get out;
you’re at your corner,” said Dave.
The Sweet Dreams across the way
were giving Buck the glorious eye
roll, and he felt like dinner was ready.
“Hang up your hat, Buck, and gather
the myrtle with Mary!” I chipped in.
Then Buck bounced over and be
gan to show Millie and Tillie what a
handsome brute he Was at close quar
ters.
He sat on the arm of the seat and
warmed up.
In less than a minute he crowded
the information on them that he was
a millionaire, who had escaped from
Los Angeles, Cal., and he was just go
ing to put them both in grand opera,
when his three-year-old toddled down
the aisle and grabbed him by the coat
tail:
“Papa! Mamma wants 'oo to det my
bottle of milk!"
“Stung!” shrieked Slim.
“Back to the nursery!” howled Mal
colm. and then as Buck crawled away
to home and mother we let out a yell
Their Narr.es Were Millie and Tillie.
that caused the conductor to think
the train had struck a Wild West
show.
During the rest of the trip Buck
was nailed to his seat.
Every time ho tried to use the elas
tic in his neck, the wife wouid burn
him with a hard, coid glitter.
The Roast-Beef Sisters seemed to
be all carved up about something or
other.
The drummers went back to the
shop, and were selling things again
when Sledgeheimer fluttered down
among us.
Maybe you’ve never met Jakey
Sledgeheimer!
He travels for a firm in Brooklyn
that makes imitation grape-fruit and
rubber finan baddie.
Jakey is the laziest loosener that
ever tied a string around a roll.
The boys call him putty because
he’s the next thing to a pane.
He’s such a stingy loosener that he
looks at you with one eye so’s not to
waste the other.
If you ask Sledgeheimer what time
it is he takes off four minutes as his
commission for telling you.
“Slim,” said Sledgeheimer to Arthur
Shaw, “do you smoke?’’
It was a knock-out.
In the annals of the road no one
could look back to the proud day when
Sledgeheimer had coughed.
Once, so the legend runs, he gave
a porter a nickel, but it was afterward
discovered that Sledgeheimer was
asleep, and not responsible at the
time, so the porter gave it back.
Sledgeheimer tried to collect three
cents’ interest for the time the porter
kept the nickel, and the conductor had
to punch his mileage and his nose be
fore he’d let go.
And now Sledgeheimer had asked
Slim if he smoked!
Slim was pale but game.
“Sometimes!” he answered.
“Do you like a goot seegar?” queried
Sledgeheimer.
We looked for the engine to hit a
cow any minute now.
“Sure!” said Slim, weak all over.
“Veil,” said Sledgeheimer, “here is
my bru'dder-in-law's card. He makes
dot Grass Vidow seegar on Sigstli
Afenue. Gif him a call und mention
my name. He vill be glat to see you,
yot.**
j'hen Sledgeheimer went away back
and sat down.
The laugh was on Slim, so he dared
us all into the cafe, and after he got
busy with the button we all voted in
favor of a Monticello highball.
After we had dampened our thirsts,
Bill Burress showed us how Hammer
stein would Americanize “Bingen on
the Rhine.” Bill called it “Der Em
pire,” in honor of the Empire State
Express, Frank Westerton said. (Eng
lish jcke—rotten!) This is how Bill
spieled it:
An Empire of der Big League lay
dying, full mit fears; dare vas lack of
players’ nursing; aber nit of players’
tears, but a cop policeman vatched him
vile his life’s bleed ebbed away, und
bent mit pidying glances to hear vot
Buck Turned a Few Mere Volts Into
His Twinkling Lamps.
did he say. Der dying Empire filtered
as he took dot copper's hant, und he
set: “I nefer more vil see my own,
my native lant; took a message und
a token to some distant friends of
mine, for I vas born at Dopeville—at
Dopeville down der Line!”
“Tell my dear, short-sighted broth
ers ven dey meet und crowd arount
to hear my mournful story, dot I
brafely helt my grount; dot I foozled
my decisions und I googooed at der
mob, all howling for my heart’s blood
(ours is a fearful chob); full many a
kicker, ghastly vite, hard on der bench
I sat until some players sneaked be
hind und soaked me mit a bat; den I
qvlte svift und suttenly vent into a
decline, no more vill I see Dopeville—
dear Dopeville down der Line!
‘‘Tell Pulliam his udder sons must
comfort his olt age!—ach, how I
luffed to put dis head of mine mitin a
cage! For my father vas an Empire
bold, und efen as a child my heart
ehumped fort to hear him tolt of
struggles fierce und vild, und ven he
died unde left us all ve hat to ttook our
choice I let dem half yust vot dey
visited but kept my father’s woice, und 1
mit boyish yells I practiced on der
leetile olt cat nine on Sleepy Street in
Dopeville—dear Dopeville down der
Line!
’ Tell my brothers in der pitzness
not to stood und bolt dcir breath und
vatch dem awful players celebration
ing my death, but to look upon dem
proutly, mit a cold und codfish eye,
und fine dem to der limit—as I dit in
days gone by; und if der players fuss
demselfs, und mit deir words eggs
claim, yust listen at dem brieflessly
und chase dem from der game—for
der Empire's rank decisionings must
be backed as I backed mine for der
honor of olt Dopeville—sveet Dope
vine down der Line!”
His voice ehumped to a visper; his
grasp vas childish veak; his eyes put
on a played-out look, his speaker
ceased to speak; der copper bent to
lift him, but, chee viz! It vas too
late! Der Empire of der Big League
vas ouid—ouid at der plate! Three
strikes, py Chiminoddy! und he hat
no chance to call like he used to dit
do often: ‘‘Say! dot last vun vas a
bail!” Veil, he’s gone, I eggspecta
(ion, vare der voodbine does der tvine,
but dare’s plendy more at Dopeville—
dear Dopeville down her Line!
By this time we had reached Utica,
and I had to quit them.
Yours as usual,
(Copyright, 3908, by G. \V. Dillingham Co.)
WORTHY OF FLAG SHE CARRIED.
Historic Incident Participated in by
American Warship.
Of the old sloop of war St. Mary's,
now lo be consigned in her sixty-fifth
year to the tender mercies of the auc
tion, it is written that she bore no
conspicuous part in war in all her long
service. This may be true, but the
St. Mary’s was once associated with
an event which is worthy of commem
oration. Under the command of the
late Capt. Colvocoresses she was the
means, 40 or more years ago, of post
poning the bombardment of Valparaiso
by the Spanish fleet. She was
anchored before the city, and the
Spanish admiral hinted that she was
in the line of fire. Capt. Colvocor
esses remarked that he was perfectly
satisfied with his berth, and that while
the St. Mary’s carried but 22 guns,
she represented a navy that had 2,200
guns at sea. Valparaiso was event
ually bombarded, but not while Capt.
Colvocoresses was present. The pe
culiar name of the ship commemo
rates an early colonial capital of
Maryland. It was given in the same
spirit of historical association as was
illustrated by the Jamestown and
the Plymouth, her sister ships.
Fish Chased Ashore by Whales.
A serious menace to health Is
threatened at Nahant by the large
quantity of fish which have been
thrown up on the beaches and rocks
following, it is believed, the appear
ance of porpoises and large fish, sup
posed to be whales.
Although the fishermen gather them
as fast as the tide recedes, many are
overlooked. It is the opinion of the
natives that the fish, which include
mackerel, hake, pollock and herring,
all small in size, have been forced
ashore by the larger fish, which have
invaded the waters recently.—Boston
Transcript.
i WallMmg ©©sttMnimes
Pruue-colored fine herring-bone serge is used for the first costume shown
The over-skirt is cut in a point both back and front; the openings at the sides
are laced across with wide prune-colored satin ribbons, the ends finish with
silk balls. Oriental embroidery is used for the double-breashed waistcoat the
fronts of the coat slope away, and are quite plain; narrow satin ribbon trims
the armhole; the sleeve is let in under it, and is finished off at the wrist with
a stitched material strap. Hat of black chip, trimmed with prune-shaded
feathers and silk.
Materials required: Eight yards 48 inches wide, half yard embroidery,
six yards wide, and four yards narrow satin ribbon, four ornaments, four but
tons, four yards coat lining.
The second costume is in elephant-gray fine face cloth. The over-skirt is
finely braided at the edge with black silk braid, the under-skirt is plain. A
white cloth waistcoat gives a smart effect; the coat slopes away from it. and is
braided at the edge; braided tabs of white cloth, with a silk ball at each point,
trim the front of coat. Slits are made and buttonholed at the side of front,
through which black ribbon is threaded and tied in a bow. Hat of gray felt,
trimmed with pale pink roses and foliage.
Materials required: Nine yards cloth 46 inches wide, half yard white
cloth, one yard ribbon, eight silk balls, three buttons, two dozen yards black
silk braid, four yards coat lining.
MAKES PRETTY COAT FOR GIRL.
Golden Brown Satin the Material, with
Novel Adornments.
A charming coat for a smail girl is
fashioned from golden brown satin.
The body is formed from straight side
plaits held in place by a low belt
set well down. The sleeves are tvide
and full, taken into Vandyke lace cuffs.
A collar to match is the finish to the
neck.
Other materials besides satin will be
equally appropriate. Broadcloth and
serge will, of course, be more practi
ral.
The directoire ruff and the girdle
of that period, both developed from
ribbon, will be used as accessories to
*he late summer toilets.
Quite expensive if bought ready for
wear, these charming trifles are not
difficult to make at home, for the rib
aons can be box-plaited on one edge
md sewed down to a satin-covered
strip to form the ruff. The girdle is
?ashioned from broad satin ribbon or
stripes of bias satin made to go around
the waist and cross in the back, the
ends being knotted at left side front.
A CHIC LOUNGING ROEE.
Made of fine dotted muslin over Jap
silk, trimmed with insertion, lace and
tucks; finished with soft satin ribbon.
Lace Is Being Dyed.
The revival of dyed lace is in full
lide. All colors that have come out
this autumn are employed. Irish
lace, point applique, real filet, do not
escape the dye pot. It is considered
fashionable to only use lace that
matches the gown, and, therefore, the
iyers are reaping large rewards.
Hints for the Seamstress.
It is said that if the machine needle
becomes sticky it may be made right
tgain by rubbing the material to be
sewn with a bit of laundry soap. It
seems to have the effect of an emery,
if it would injure the material to
treat it in this way. why not do a little
stitching on a waste bit of cloth well
soaped?
Should the material gather when
sewn by machine, put a piece of brown
paper under it. This will keep the
needle from catching in the fine
threads of the material. Of course,
when the sewing is finished the paper
easily pulls away, leaving no trace.
This is particularly necessary knowl
edge when the material to be sewn Is
ehiffon or voile.
A Split Table Leaf.
A table that Is just the right size
for the number of guests to be enter
tained is much better than one that is
too large. Often the addition of a leaf
makes the table out of proportion.
One ingenious housekeeper has sim
plified this problem by having one of
her leaves split in half for occasions
when only slightly more elbow room
is desirable.
IN MIXTURE OF TWO COLORS.
Clever Idea That Is Made Use of for
the New Trimmings.
One of the new trimmings is the
use of black cloth cut in wide, bold
designs, applied to colored cloth.
This is quite effective for street
suits and also for soft finished indoor
gowns.
Broadcloth is used for the embroid
ery. A pattern is first cut from pa
per, basted on cloth and then cut out
with sharp, small, well-pointed scis
sors.
There is no hem. The cloth is ap
plied with a raw edge, but as this is
done now with bands and folds and
revers, it does not look inconsistent
with neatness.
The sewing of this embroidery to
the foundation cloth is a work of art.
and no matter how well it is done, a
hot iron is needed for the finishing
touch.
Certain dressmakers paste on this
embroidery. They find the effect
smoother and the work less trouble.
This kind of trimming has been par
ticularly well carried out on a gown
of white meteor crepe in which the
cut-out embroidery is of pale violet
cloth. This is used to stimulate a
tunic on skirt and for bands across
and around bodice.
It Is a daring method and must he
well done if done at all.
Neck Ruffles Important.
That neck ruffles are doing a great
deal for womankind this season there
is no denying. Those intended for
outdoor wear are full ami heavy, be
ing made of many layers of tulle, with
often as many colors—one over the
other. The tall Pierrot ruffle is pop
ular, as is also the double empire ruf
fle of soft silk.
Then there are the so-called Alarie
Antoinette fichus and neck ruffles,
which are far from being the style
originated for the French queen, and
which bear only slight resemblance to
those pictured in costume books of
that period. Hut then the periods are
hopelessly mixed in all present-day
modes, and in the potpourri one sees
much to admire. Hardly a new fash
ion is inaugurated that does not sug
gest styles stolen from half a dozen
historical fashion plates, and in most
cases fashion devotees are satisfied.
When Stitching Taffeta.
Not every dressmaker knows that
the reason taffeta so often cuts in
stitching is because the needle is
blunted or rusted. It is much better
1o use one that is new and rather fine.
This can be renewed several times if
there is much stitching to be done.
Soft Silks.
Silk will be very much worn now.
Not the kind of taffeta we used to
wear. Nobody wants to rustle now;
we do not want to look starched or
to shine; we must look as wilted and
clinging as possible. As the de
mand for silk is greater the weave will
be improved. We find rich, heavy
liberty satins and dull silks in the
shops like those that were worn in
our grandmother's days. Silk costs
more now than it did, but it wears bet
ter. It is now a material for the
street as well as for church and other
occasions for simple dressing.
An Alcohol Iron.
A tiny alcohol iron for pressing
small articles—handkerchiefs, collars
and ties—comes in a nickel case with
a lamp and' stand, that together are
hardly larger than the palm of your
hand. The iron is polished nickel and
has a handle covered with straw, so
that no holder is required. It is con
venient to use when neither gas nor
electricity is handy, and the size and
compactness of the whole thing makes
it a most useful part of the travel
ing outfit.
THE QUESTION OF A
GOOD BROODER HOUSE
Time to Consider the Matter If You Want to Raise Early ^
Hatches—It Is the Early Bird That Pays.
Where chickens are hatched with in
cubators, it is the almost invariable
rule to place them in brooders or
brooder houses, though occasionally
a person is found who prefers to give
them to hens. They will require less
close attention with the hens, but
where chickens are raised in consid
erable numbers, the labor of caring
for them in brooders or brooder houses
is less than it would be with hens
.and one of these methods is almost
invariably preferred.
It. is by no means an easy matter to
so regulate an out-of-door brooder as
to secure satisfactory results. With
practically all the brooders offered in
the market, the regulation of the tem
perature is a matter of considerable
difficulty. Several automatic contriv
ances for controlling the temperature
in brooders have been placed upon the
market, but none of these have been
found to satisfactorily accomplish the
objects in view. The variations in
outdoor temperature are very wide.
Exposure to bright sunshine will cause
the temperature to run up very rapid
ly; while, on the other hand, the dis
_
Studs of two by four inches are
placed at each side of window frames.
Windows are without hinges, and are
swung in by means of one-inch square
sticks from alley. Triangular side
pieces attached to window frames pre
vent side drafts. A piece one by two
inches is nailed across from one tri- i
angular piece to the other to keep win
dow from falling into pen. Window
slides up against this piece of roof
when cord running over pulley is
pulled from alley. Windows are fit
ted with detachable frames outside
covered with one-inch mesh wire.
Sliding doors operated by cords from
alley, are under each window.
Pieces of two by three inches are
spiked across from center studs to
back posts near ground. From heater
end of house to the other end each two
by three inches is one-hall' inch higher
than the one before it. This gives a
pitch of six inches in 60 feet. Upon
each two by three-inch and parallel to
it is placed on edge, and nailed to
the center stud, a piece of pine board
one inch wide and three feet two
inches long, lapping two inches on to
Qr?OUMD Plan
Plan of a Brooder House.
appearance of the sun behind the
clouds or the coining up of a cool
spring wind will cause an equally rapid
fall in temperature. Outdoor brood
-ers should, of course, be set in as shel
tered a location as possible. It might
be easier to regulate them if they
should stand in the shade, but sun
shine is essential for the well-being
of the chickens. Satisfactory results
with outdoor brooders are, for the rea
sons which have been briefly referred
to, impossible without rather close
watch and constant attention. The
brooder is much more easily managed
if it stands under cover, where the vari
ations in temperature will be relative
ly small and if the room in which the
brooder is placed is so constructed
that the chickens can get into the sun
shinet the conditions will be as good
as it is possible to make them where
this style of management is adopted.
In the management of brooders, as in
that of incubators, it is the part of
wisdom for the beginner to closely
follow the directions furnished by the
manufacturers.
The plans of the brooder house
shown herewith provide for exterior di
mensions of 70x10 feet. All posts and
E,10 tLItTIO.I.
End Elevation of Brooder House.
sills that come in contact with the
ground are Kvanized spruce. Frame
spruce. Front and middle posts four
by four inches by two feet, back posts
four by four inches by three feet, all
set five feet apart and two feet into
ground on stones at bottom of holes.
Sills two by four inches spiked to
posts. Studs two by four inches, one
over each post, sawed beveling at top
to suit pitch of roof. Plates spiked on
top of studs. Roof timbers two by
four inches, two by six inches apart
between centers, and can be lapped
3n center plate if short lengths are
ased. These are toe-nailed to plates.
Covering boards are hemlock. Roof
covered with prepared roofing and
tides clap-boarded over building paper.
stud. Against the ends of these
boards next the alley long boards one
inch wide are nailed at right angles
to the two by three-inch pieces. This
makes lower portion of wall between
pens and alley. Notches are cut in
tops of cross boards to receive pipes.
After the pipes are in, another set of
boards like the others is placed on top
of the others, making a tight fence be
tween pens and between pens and al
ley of a height of 2 feet.
The heater pit is walled with stone
and cement, and the floor cemented.
The heater has a 17-inch fire pot.
Pipes running from heater to headers
are 2 inches and brooder pipes are 1
inch. Expansion tank is at top of pipe
set in one of top outlets of heater.
Top of expansion tank close to roof.
Heater drafts are controlled by elec- |
trie regulator. Operated by thermostat j
placed under pipes of first pen. About
8 inches of pen is fenced off for this
purpose. A second thermostat oper
ates bell in sleeping room of attend- j
ant wherever it may be. The first i
governs the temperature within 2 deg., j
while the second rings bell in case of
accident to the first, if the temper
ature runs up or down 7 deg. from !
normal.
Pens are 5x10 feet outside the pipe !
sections, which are 5x3 feet. Pens are
separated by boards 1 foot wide and
above that 1-inch mesh wire 3 feet j
wide. Holes are cut through the sep
arating boards by which chicks may 1
he driven from one pen to the next.
One-inch mesh wire was laid on the
ground and nailed to the sills before
any of the inside work was started.
This is to keep out rats and is buried
under the dirt with which pens and
alley are filled.
There are 12 pens, the heater pit
and a room the size of two pens on
the other side of the pit. Doors in
both ends of the building.
Chimney is of tile set in galvanized i
collar on roof.
No hovers are used, the open pipe ;
system being preferred. Hovers were
not successful and were discarded.
This house is a successful chicken
raiser.
Lime Sorrel Fields.—It appears that
sorrel is not a sure indication that
soil is acid. Yet, no one has probably
seen a field well filled with sorrel
which lime would not help.
HAY TEA AND OIL
MEAL FOR CALVES
By C. A. Pontius.
We feed our calves new milk for
three or four weeks, or until the calf
s in good enough condition to take
he other feed; then we make a feed
Dy scalding clover leaves, or making
what is called hay tea; add about one
*ialf pint old process oil meal per calf
l increasing or decreasing the amount
Df oil meal according to condition and
3ize of calf). Always give this tea
nice and warm, but not hot, never al
lowing any hot lumps of meal in the
feed.
After this is fed, they are given a
liberal amount of wheat bran and
shelled corn, with plenty of good
clover hay. Care must be used and
conditions of each calf noted at every
meal time, to see that you are not
overfeeding, or not having your feed
In proper condition. A great deal de
pends upon the judgment and common |
sense of the feeder.
We always favor raising late fall or
winter calves, because we can give |
them better attention during the win
ter season, being fed in this way .until
we turn to pasture along the middle
of May or first of June. Then the oil
meal feeding stops and they are given
a liberal feed of wheat bran with a
sprinkle of salt in bottom of trough;
this with plenty of fresh water will
make them thrive.
It may be well to give my reasons
for not raising summer calves by this ■
method. Summer calves are likely to ,
be neglected and underfed, or, what is ,
worse, overfed. The calf must fight j
flies from morning till night, and when
it goes into winter quarters it is put
entirely on dry rations and never does |
so well. A heifer to make a good cow
must have a good bringing up and
must never be allowed to stop growing
from the time it is dropped until it .
becomes a cow. Once stunted, it will i
require a never ending amount of ;
work and patience to put it in growing |
condition again, ana nine uuies out of
ten this can never be done.
Trtith and
Quality
appeal to the Well-Informed in every
walk of life and are essential to permanent
success and creditable standing. Accor
ingly, it is not claimed that Syrup of Figs
and Elixir of Senna is the only remedy of
known value, but one of many reasoni
why it is the best of personal and family
laxatives is the fact that it cleanses,
sweetens and relieves the internal organs
on which it acts without any debilitating
after effects and without having to increase
the quantity from time to time.
It acts pleasantly and naturally and
truly as a laxative, and its component
parts are known to and approved by
physicians, as it is free from all objection
able substances. To get its beneficial
effects always purchase the genuine—
manufactured by the California Fig Syrup
Co., only, and for sale by all leading drug
gists. _
IT DID.
-1
Mr. Holesale—So ohl Pepperpot had
a kick coming on that last bill of
goods, eh? Wouldn’t that make you
sore?
Mr. I.itewate (the salesman)—It did
me, sir. He kicked me out.
Hat as Badge of Slavery.
With the ancient Greeks .the hat
was simply an appurtenance of the
traveler. The free citizen preferred
to go bareheaded and only put on his
broad-brimmed petasus for protection
against the sun when on a long jour
uev. The uncovered head was part
of his dignity, for the slaves and work
men wore always a kind of pointed
skull cap.
Lewis’ Single Binder Cigar has a rich
taste. Your dealer or Lews’ Factory,
Peoria, 111.
The charity that begins at home is
generally too weak to travel.
Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrojj.
For children teething, softens the gurus, reduces la.
datamation, allay a pain, cures wind colic, aaca Uotilo
When men are friends there is no
need of justice.—Aristotle.
I se Allen’s Foot-Kaoe
Curestired.aehm*. sweating feet. jJ5e. Trialpa«ka*€
free. A. S. Olmsted. Leitoy, N. Y.
There are no vacations in the school
for scandal.
1111 '
The
Best
for
Four
Gener
ations I
There is no i
guess-work, no un
certainty, about this world
famous remedy. Since first pre- ^
scribed by Dr. D. Jayne 78 years 1
ago it has brought relief and ef
fected cures in millions of cases
of disease, and is today known
and used in all parts of the world.
DR, D. JAYNE S
EXPECTORANT
If you have a Cough or Cold -ou
cannot afford to experiment—
you £nou.’ Jayne’s Expectorant to
be a reliable remedy. It is also
a splendid medicine for Bron
chitis, Pleurisy, Croup, Whoop
ing-Cough and Asthma. Get it at
your druggist’s—in three size
bottles, $1.00, 50c. and 25c.
Dr.B. Jayne's Sanative Pills isathor
ough'y reliable laxative, pur
eative, cathartic and
stomach tonic.
SICK HEADACHE
CARTERS
ITTLE
IVER
PILLS.
Posit! vely cured by
these Little Pills.
They also relieve Dis
tress from Dyspepsia, In
digestion and Too Hearty
Eating. A perfect rem
edy for Dizziness, Nau
sea, Drowsiness, Had
Taste in the Mouth, Coat
ed Tongue, Pain in the
Side, TORPID LIVER.
rney regulate tue uoweis. rureiy > ege table.
SMALL PILL. SMALL DOSE. SMALL PRICE.
CARTERS
raiTTLE
HIVER
g PILLS.
ueriume must bear
Fac-Simiie Signature
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