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    RICH’S CATARRH REMEDY
Home Treatment Price $3.00
Dr. Rich, the well known Grand Island Specialist, has
arranged a system of Home Treatment for Catarrh of the
various organs of the body, and is now prepared to sup
ply to any sufferer from this prevalent disease a course of
remedies that will be found to be not only satisfactory in
every respect, but at a price certainly reasonable, and
wiihin the reach of everybody. During the five years Dr.
Rich has been in Grand Island he has carefully avoided
the treatment of Catarrhal conditions of the body, not be
ing prepared to take up a work requiring time from his
already extensive office business. During the past year,
however, Dr. Rich has perfected a method which he offers
below, for treating Catarrh in the home, and feels not on
ly assured of excellent results, but that he will make many
new friends, which will assist in increasing his already
large practice. A photograph below shows one of the
S3.00 outfits, and should give a perfect idea of the value
offered. Dr. Rich’s treatment for Catarrh is a Home
Treatment in every sense, andean be used without deten
tion from business. A full month’s treament of these rem
edies will be sent for $3.00. You may order as often as
you like at the same price, or have the treatment sent to
yeur friends. As there will be a large demand from the
many people familiar with Dr. Rich’s reputation as a Skill
ful Specialist, you are kindly requested to order early and
avoid delay.
OUTFIT NO. 1
For Catarrh of the Head, Nose and
Throat.
If you have any or all of these symptoms
send me $3.00 for a full month’s treatment.
Frontal headache.
Dull feeling in head.
Ringing noises in head and ears.
Deafness.
1 nnatural and excessive discharge from nose.
Hard bloody crusts and scabs in nose.
Hawking and spitting of mucus.
Mucus dropping from nose into the throat.
Tickling in the throat.
Bad breath. Bad taste.
Doss of appetite.
Coughing and gagging.
Vomiting. Nausea.
Dizzy spells.
Lbss of memory. Confusion of ideas.
Irritability.
Insomnia. Bad dreams.
Pain in back and top of head.
Nose stopped up.
OUTFIT NO. 2
For Catarrh of the Stomach and
Bowels
SS you have any or all o? these symptoms
send me S3.00 for a fu!l month's treatment.
Distress after meals.
Pain, soreness, burning, weight, uneasiness, pressure, full
ness in pit of the stomach.
Bloating over stomach and bowels.
Belching part or all of the time.
Gas in stomach and bowels.
Heartburn. Sour stomach.
Choking sensation in throat and chest in the evening and
during the night.
Bad dreams. Nightmare.
Vomiting and nausea.
Constipation.
Nervousness.
Irritability and crankiness.
Insomnia.
Headache.
Pain over chest, shoulder blades and around the body.
Pain over the heart and palpitation.
Difficulty in breathing.
Dizziness.
Bad taste. Coated tongue.
OUTFIT NO. 3
For Catarrh of the Nerves.
If you have any or all of these symptoms
send me $3.00 for a full month's treatment.
Mental dullness and forgetfulness.
Epileptic tits.
Headache and dizzy spells.
The blues, mania. Insanity and melancholy.
Ennatural drains and losses in men.
St. Vitus’s dance.
Neuralgia and cramps.
Lost power in any part.
Patn or congestion of spinal cord. (The cause of most
backaches.)
Sleeplessness and restlessness.
Loss of memory. Confusion of ideas.
Nervousness and irritability.
Despondency and dull mind.
Heart fluttering and excitability.
Twitching muscles and easily frightened.
Limbs go to sleep.
Wandering pains over body.
Bad dreams or nightmare.
Varicocele and sexual weakness.
Hand trembling and anxiousness.
Loss of appetite and ambition.
Nervous debility, and weakness.
HI i C H
Master Specialist
Grand Island, Pleb.
SSTFIVE YEARS IN GRAND ISLAND"^
Order the treatment you need. Write me a per
sonal letter if you wish. I will read your letter and re
ply to it myself, telling you just what to do. When
you receive the outfit you order, if you do net think it
is the greatest value you ever received for $3.00 send
it back at my expense and I will return your money.
GUARANTEE
STATE OF NEBRASKA,)
Hall County. )
Dr. Rich, being first duly sworn, deposes and says, that the
illustration below is a true representation of the $3.00 catarrh outfit
for catarrh of the head, nose and throat, herein advertised, and that
any one ordering same and finding it not satisfactory may have his
money returned upon demand.
DR. RICH.
Subscribed in my presence and sworn to before me this 25th day
of February, 1908. JOHN ALLAN, Notary Public.
My Commission expires Jan. 5, 1912.
This is a Photograph of Dr. Rich’s Catarrh
Cure Outfit for Home Use.
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Guaranteed under the Pure Food and Drug Act of June 30, 1906.
Serial Number No. 18752. The above outfits contain no Morphine,
Opium, Cocaine, Heroin, Eucaine, Chloroform, Cannabis Indica, Chloral
Hydrate, Acetanilide, or any of their derivatives.
The American in Canada
The American farmer is a practical
man; there is no cleverer-headed clti
een in the world, and moreover he is
frankly honest. When he finds in
Canada a system of jurisprudence un
der which law is everywhere respect
ed, when he learns that Canada has
never seen a lynching, that Canadian
bistory tells of no Indian wars, he Is
vtry willing to acknowledge that
there is little here he would wish to
change. The fact is that in his gen
eral views and attitude toward life
no one is more like a Canadian than
an American. The fact that they are
subjected to similar environment and
to the same broad sweeping continen
tal forces readily explains how by
merely crossing north or south an
imaginary boundary line Canadian
and American alike pass from one citi
zenship to another with far less fric
tion than an Englishman can be trans
planted to either American or Cana
diau soil.—Atlantic Monthly.
Red Haired Charmers.
“There are no red-haired oU
maids."
The speaker, a red-haired actress,
lighted a fresh cigarette and went
on:
"The red-haired have an excess of
iron in their blood. This causes them
to overflow with vitality, animal spir
its, gayety, wit, charm—but I must
not boast, must 1?”
She smiled, and. smoothing her rud
dy locks with a slim white hand, she
added:
"At any rate, it is a palpable fact
that the red-haired girl never gets
left. As a rule she is married at 20.
A red-haired old maid is a greater rar
ity than a millionaire anarchist. Leap
year b s with 1908, but we red
haireo .s have no need of leap
year.”
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OUTFIT NO. 4
For Catarrh of the Liver and
Kidneys.
If you have any or all of these symptoms
send me $3.00 for a full month’s treatment.
Failing vision. Great thirst.
Making water during the night.
Flatulence (gas in stomach and bowels.)
Breathless on exertion.
Kinging in ears and dizziness.
Puffiness of face and ankles. Dropsy.
Discharge from bowels light gray color.
Discharge of mucus from bowels.
Urine dark green color.
Enlarged and tender liver and stomach.
Jaundice and loss of strength.
Pain over kidneys. Insomnia.
Pain under and between shoulder blades.
Palpitation cf heart.
Dark spots (liver spots) on body and face.
Hot flashes and spots before the eyes.
Nervousness and irritabilit3r.
Great depression of spirits. Sleep during day.
l’ain and soreness under right short rits.
OUTFIT NO. 5
For Female Catarrh.
If you have any or all of these symptoms
send me $3.00 for a full month’s treatment.
Chronic inflammation, congestion and enlargement.
Dysmenorrhoea (painful menstruation.)
Melancholia, irritability and detpondency.
Backache, insomnia, ready fatigue.
Inflammation of the womb and ulcerations.
Ovarian pains. Neuralgia. Pelvic congestion.
Dragging pains in front. Spine-ache.
Nervousness and sick headache.
Impoverishment of the blood. Irritable bladder.
Pains in back and lower limbs.
Loss of weight and displacements.
L'terine derangements. Irregular menstruation.
Leucorrhoea (whites). Itching. Burning.
Loss of appetite, energy and ambition.
Nervous prostration and depression of spirits.
An elegant tonic for nursing mothers.
OUTFIT NO. 6
For Catarrh of the Bladder.
If you have any or all of these symptoms
send me $3.00 for a full month's treatment.
I’ainful urination, especially in women.
Passing a little urine at a time, and often.
Straining, spasmodic urination.
Pain over the bladder.
Swollen and tender parts in women.
Inflammation and soreness.
Passing of blood in urine.
Passing smoky colored urine.
Itching and burning of'parts.
Burning, scalding urine.
A general feeling of restlessness.
Irritability and crankiness.
(Ireat nervousness.
Dribbling of urine.
Incomplete urination.
Sediment in urine (muco-pus).
Distress in sitting down.
I line is heavy, brown or dark yellow.
Leucoi rhoea.
Cut out this order blank and send to Dr. Rich, Grand
Island, Nebraska.
No Shipment of medicine will be made unless this
order blank is used in ordering.
LOUP CITY NORTHWESTERN.
Dr. Rich, Grand Island, Nebraska:—
I enclose you $3.00, for which please send me
One Month’s Treatment for Catarrh of the
Fill in above the treatment you desire.
Name. Age...
Address ...
Morgan Surmounted Difficulty.
Tit-Bits tells how J. Pierpont Mor
gan succeeded in interviewing the
pope and Queen Helena within half
an hour. The queen fixed the ap
pointment for 10:45 o’clock and the
pope for 11:15 o’clock on the same
morning. The difficulty of the task
was increased owing to the fact that
etiquette prescribes that for the
queen’s audience Mr. Morgan should
appear in a frock coat with a fancy
tie, and his daughter, who was to ac
company him, should appear in a light
colored walking gown, with an appro
priate hat; while the etiquette of the
Vatican prescribed for Mr. Morgan
evening dress and a white tie, and for
the lady a black gown and a black lace
veil over her hair, both to be ungloved
and unjeweled. A quick change artist
might have made light of this matter.
Even Mr. Morgan and his daughter
effected the transformation in five
minutes after a 20 minutes’ interview
with the queen, and a fast motor did
the rest.
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Wrist Bones Show Age.
A Boston physician is authority for
i the statement that an invariable lndt
i cation of a child’s aa:e is the condition
| of the bones of the wrist, as shown by
an X-ray examination. He is now ex
I amininjf school children in blocks of
: 500 by his new system.
Can’t Change Herself.
A woman can follow the style that
i makes herself a fright and which
makes somebody else handsome. So
long as It is the style. It goes. But she
cannot change herself, and that is the
j thing over which the criticising man
! wants to rejoice.—Manchester Union.
Anything to Oblige.
Farmer—“Have you seen my bull?"
! Golfer—"Gracious me! No! Where is
! he?” Farmer—"That's just it: he's
I got loose, and we want to find him.
■ So if you meet him. you might just
keep on that there red coat o’ your'n
and run this way!”
—
Temple of Serpents.
The small town of Werda, in ths
kingdom of Dahomey, is celebrated for
j its temple of serpents, a long build’nf
In which the priests keep upward of
1,000 serpents of all sizes. These
they feed with birds and frogs brought
to them as offerings by the native*.
“Esq.”
The term “esquire” is now at a dis
count among all men of rank and
sense. Nobody seems to care a rush
; light about it except barbers, tatlortf
apprentices and clerks on small sai
I aries.
Tribute to Good Nature.
Good nature is worth more than
knowledge, more than money, to the
persons who possess it. and certainly
to everybody who dwells with them,
in so far as mere happiness is con
cerned.—Henry Ward Beecher.
Substitute for Bucket.
When it is necessary to carry water
and a bucket is not available, take a
basket and cover its interior with a
piece of cheap table oilcloth. Not a
drop of water will be wasted.
One Should Be Enough.
A scientist declares that the brain
presents unanswerable problems. Not
the least of these is the question
why any man wants to be a bigamist
—Cleveland Leader.
Queer Idea of Happiness.
It is the misfortune of the bachelor
that he has no one to tel! him frankly
his faults: but the husband has this
happiness.—Jean Paul Richter.
Actions More Than Words.
Every man feels Instinctively that
all the beautiful sentiments in the
world weigh less than a single lovely
action.—Lowell.
Sin Against Light.
It is no disgrace to be mistaken; it
Is a crime to be a hypocrite. That ia
the sin against light—the worst of all.
—John Oliver Hobbs.
Cum Grano Sails.
Never believe a man to be clever
on the authority of any of his acquain
tances. These reputed geniuses are
nearly always blockheads.
Muskrat Coats.
The skin of muskrats Is largely
made use of in the manufacture of
the cheaper grades of fur coats.
Tin from Malay States.
The federated Malay states pro
duce 60 per cent, of the world s pro
duction of tin.
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Sadness In Memory.
Tennyson; Sorrow’s crown of soo
row Is •—i"—h—<ng happier things.