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THE HERMIT By C. E. HUGHES (Copyright.) Probably there was never in the world a more solitary man than Dickie Fergusson. It was not that he had no friends. The fact that he was al w-ays known as Dickie, and that most of his acquaintances had forgotten what his. surname was (if they ever knew it > is sufficient to prove that he was not solitary in that sensa. He knew scores of men—women he rather looked down upon—and they all liked him. Yet he never seemed altogether at ease in their presence. He had a distinct dread of display ing anything that might suggest senti ment. and vet. if the truth were known, he was perhaps as sentimental a fellow as any healthy Englishman that ever lived. Nature had made hint one of the best companions pos sible. and habit, which had aimost be come second nature, tried hard to make him a hermit. And, on the whole, it succeeded. Dickie lived in a castle on the Xeckar. It commanded a very fine view, hut it was not in itself a pic turesque castle. He had found it by chance during one of the lonely rides which he was wont to take from Heidelberg, on his motor-tricycle. Be fore he had found the castle he had seldom stayed long in one place. Pos sessed of independent means, he was accustomed to saying that his father had done him one bad turn by help ing him into the world, and one good one by providing him with enough to live upon until he was comfortably out of it. He spient the best part of his time in traveling. The occupant of the castie was a baron whose dis tressed circumstances had induced him to let Dickie a suite of four rooms on the second floor. His ar rangements were tnat ne snouia ap pear at meal times and take his food with the baron and baroness, but at all other times he was to be left to himself. The baron allowed him to play the hermit to his heart's content, and for some weeks Dickie declared himself as happy as a king with his gun. his motor, his camera, and his supj’v of books and magazines. So things went very well until one day the baron, who liked Dickie, and was a little perturbed at his eccen tricities. announced at lunch that he intended to have some more guests. Dickie protested strongly. The baron looked amused and waved his hand with the air of one who. having lived long and seen much, is well able to select or reject in a matter of comfort. Dickie became a trifle apologetic. “Well.” he protested, “a throng of visitors means noise.” "I shall have, as hitherto, the great est possible care for your sensitive nerves,” said the baron with a dry smile. ' I think I'll take a holiday till the hurricane blows over." said Dickie. "Why not wait and see?" asked the baron. "Perhaps they won't be so bad after ail.” In point of fact, the baron had se lected his guests with some skill. He had no intention of opening his house to anyone who might turn up. Of the eight members of the party, two were personal friends of his, and the rest were friends of these. Dickie awaited their arrival gazing savagely from the window of his sit ting-room. There were two Germans, five Americans, and one Englishman. Four of the Americans were of the fair sex. and these constituted the fem inine element of the party. The baron had not led Dickie to expect any fem inine element, so their advent excited little emotion in his breast other than that of fierce resentment until he caught sight of the last figure in the group. It was one of the American girls; but it was not the girl herself that attracted Dickie’s a'tention. Be hind her. towed by a lead, flickered a white fox-terrier puppy. t Now Dickie had no dog of his own and he wanted one. He was. more over, particularly keen on having a fox-terrier. Accordingly, he deter mined to make friends with it even if that entailed making friends with its mistress. And so it happened that when the Crowd—that was the name by which they called themselves—came in to dinner that evening, they found Dickie ready to make himself completely agreable. He laughed and jested and told anecdotes, and finally invited the lot of them, dog and all, to his rooms. He accompanied them on their pic nics, photographed them, gave them the run of his books; opened his rooms to them. And he undertook the training of the dog, Bobs. Bobs was a thoroughbred, with no markings excepting two brown and black spots which covered his eyes, and spread on either side to his ears. When he arrived at the castle he was entirely uneducated, but under Dickie’s tuition he rapidly picked up the rud‘ ments of canine politeness. After a week or two he would answer to his name, lie down, or come to heel; and he was beginning to take quite a prom ising interest in rat-holes. Then he mastered the intricacies of sitting up on his hind legs with a lump of sugar balanced upon his nose until he was assured that it was paid for. After that he went on to the “dead dog” feat, and finally lie learned to talk. Bobs had, in fact, been cleverer than even he thought himself. Without knowing it, he had awakened in Dickie an interest—half-suppressed, it is true—in that mystery, the heart of a woman. By degrees Dickie began to realize that he rather liked this American girl. He was. of course, not in love with her. No notion, despite the fact that he himself suggested it, could be more preposterous. It was, he tried to convince himself, her sense of hu mor tnat appealed to him. They became the best of friends, and Dickie—Dickie who hated senti ment—began to be in mortal fear of showing it. He would even withhold from her the ordinary civilities which are every woman's due rather than let her think she had the least power to influence him. At length the day came for the Crowd to depart. Dickie accompanied them to the station, and as the train came in the American girl handec Bobs to him. "You'll set more fun out of him than I shall," she said. "Besides, he's more your dog than mine, anyway. You've taught him all the stunts he knows, and he won't do them for me.” So Dickie and Bobs returned to the castle together, and there was a pair of hermits. Months sped by, and Dickie drifted along the solitary stream of his ex istence. To his friends he appeared the same as heretofore. Only the baron, who saw him constantly, no ticed that his intervals of unrest be came more frequent and of longei duration. He was often absent from the castle for five days or a week at a time, and once he took a flying visit to America which lasted time months. On his return he told the baron of his travels, and explained with insistent elaboration, that he had gone to the cotton country be cause he had heard that the scenery there was excellent for camera work. The event, he said, had proved dis appointing. He had taken very few good photographs. The baron listened with intelligent interest, but inwardly he smiled, for he knew that the Amer Strode to the Window and Looked Out. lean girl dwelt ‘down south." And suspecting other things he felt a Iit j tie sorry for Dickie. The Hermit, however, settled down ! once more into the old groove, and months again sped by until on a cer tain day he received a letter from one j of the members of the Crowd. It told him of the marriage of Bob's mis : tress. Dickie dropped the letter, strode to ' the window, and looked out. He could not have explained exactly why he did ! it. except, perhaps, that he recalled | the occasion on which he had first J seen her with Bobs zigzagging behind, i He gazed for a long, long time upon the fields and orchards that stretched 1 belo«r him, and then threw himself with a sigh on a low couch. Bobs heard the sigh, and with ears thrust forward he peered into his master's face. There was no response, and the dog scrambled up to hi? knees. Dickie pushed him away and set his teeth together as one who suf fers physical pain. Bobs was puzzled. A situation in which his attentions were altogether undesirable was new to him. It was not, indeed, within j the limits of possibility. Doubtless he had gone to work in the wrong ] way. • Dickie stared with eyes that saw across two continents and an ocean, and Bobs had no place in his line of vision. The dog pondered awhile, and then decided to play his last and best card. Looking wistfully up at his master he opened his mouth, and made, with an effort, the sound that was neither a bark nor a growl. It was successful. In a flash Dickie’s thoughts had re I traveled those thousands of miles, and they were hack again in the sitting room at the castle. Bobs sprang upon : him and tried to lick his nose. A I smile of satisfaction lit the man's face, j a smile of companionship. “Speak, Bobs, old man!” he said Speak, Bobs!” Seizing the Opportunity. A little gin and her aunt went for a walk the other day, and as they walked the aunt caught her skirt on the sharp edge of her shoe heel, and I tore off several inches of lace. "Will you tear it off for me, dear?” she asked. "I cannot mend it now." The accommodating little girl dropped on her knee, and for several minutes there was a sound of tear ing—really much more tearing than j was necessary to remove a piece of lace several inches wide. "Haven't you finished yet?" finally asked the aunt. "Yes,” said the little girl, rising, wearily. I was taking all this off. I wanted enough for my doll’s skirt while I was about .it, and the little bit you tore off wasn't enough.”—Il lustrated iBts. Serves as Fly Paper. Flies are said to hate mignonette, and a few of these fragrant plants in a room w ill answer all the purposes of fly paper and be much less objection able in every way. Seeds may be sown early in the .spring, and plants for every room in the house obtained at a very small expenditure. OZJ) rASHIGMED FFAP FROG The principle of “all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy" is per meating the educational idea of Amer ica and in all of the large cities of the country there are developing definite plans for providing the school children with places and apparatus for having a jolly good time. It is perhaps fitting that Poston, that city where the rights of th school child- a were first championed and the f:ei - doni of Boston Cerumen was forever established, should take the advanced step in this matter of public play grounds for children and set the pace for the other cities of the country. When Boston's elaborate scheme is fully carried out she will be entitled to the claim of being the school chil dren's paradise. Under the authority conferred by the legislature in April of last year the Boston school com mittee takes full control of and fos ters school athletics and the piay of the children. The act was put through the legis lature mainly through the efforts of Joseph Lee of Boston, who has been called “the father of the playgrounds in the TTnited States." This act puts under the school department all play ground activities and provides ample funds for the work, with provision that such funds may not be used for any other purpose. The drafting of a detailed program of the work has been done by Dr. Thomas F. Harrington, director of school hygiene, and has been approved by the school commit tee. The 2S school yards of the city are to be specially fitted and equipped for the school children under 12 years of age and will he open the year round. The middle-sized boys, from about 11 to IT, will be specially provided for by a dozen larger playgrounds, where football and baseball and other sports can be indulged. These playgrounds will have regular superintendents, while during school day afternoons and Saturday mornings additional supervision will be had from sub masters. In addition to these 40 playgrounds there will be four larae central on^-s, namely : Charlestown playground, Char lestown: Cottage street playground, East Boston; First street playground, South Boston, and the Columbus ave nue playground. Such playgrounds as Boston Common, Franklin Square, Savin Hill, Franklin Field, Franklin Park, Chariesbank, Chestnut Hill reservoir, Wood Island Park, Marine Park and Fenway are not included, but they go to swell the unparalleled facilities which Boston is prepared to offer for the enjoyment of her school children. Careful calculation has estimated that this work will cost something like $58,376 the first year. According to the legislative act. the school de partment is allowed for the work five cents on each $1,000 of valuation in the city. This amounts to $56,791.39 for the present year, not including the separate appropriation for nurses, which now’ comes as an additional as set for the playground activities. Thus the school department already has assured something like $10,000 in excess of its estimated requirements. Mr. Lee, who, as we have said, was largely instrumental in securing the legislative enactment which makes this elaborate scheme of playgrounds possible for Boston, is very enthus iastic over the outlook, and is special ly hopeful of that feature of the plan which brings the teachers upon the playgrounds as a factor and sharer in the sports of the children. "Some people feel as if this employment of schoolmasters on the playgrounds were almost the same as depriving the boy of his play,” commented Mr. Lee. "They think it hard that he should have the master over him during the best hours of the day five days in the week, and that then, in his own pre cious, free time, on the playground where if ever he is going to have a ; chance to carry out his own ideas, he encounters the same old pedagogue. “But these people have misconceived the master. He will not meet the same old pedagogue. The pedagogue, he meets will in the first place be young; and in the second place he will not be the same. From the boy’s point of view, he will not be made over by this new relation. Playing with the boys is going to have as good an effect on these young submasters as it does on the boys themselves; and it is going to entirely modify and recreate the re lation between them. ' I believe that this new acquaintance of the children and teachers is going to be one of the most valuable results of the new plan. A man who knows the boys on!\ in school is like a naturalist who should study animals only in a menagerie. Tc know the boy you have get to know him in the wild state. You mm ' follow him to his natural habitat and see v. hat he likes when he is most himself. You must see how he reacts is most, vital i it is surely ( n the playground that these have their fullest swing. "The masters on the playground will get to know the boys, and the boys will get to know the masters, to see, even, that they have some human traits— though, perhaps, at fi:st in an ob scured and undeveloped form—that they can | lay bal! and do other stunts of an interesting description. "As a result of this better under standing of each other, and of the warm and loving sympathy that comes from playing together on the same team and being interested in the same, games, great things will come both to the teachers and the boys. As the head of one of our best boarding schools once put the case to me: . When you play with the boys on the playground, the problem of discipline disappears.' "The idea, though new in Boston, has been tried elsewhere, and has indeed probably been the practice of enthus Playground-Studded Boston. iastic schoolmasters ever since the days of Charon, the Centaur, who had the bringing up of Jason, Hercules and other promising Grecian youngsters quite a spell ago, and who, as Haw thorne discovered, used to give them rides on his back and otherwise teach them the game as it was played in those days in Greece. “On three of the playgrounds, where the bigger boys will have their special chance, there will also be children's corners, with tilts and swings and tee ter ladders and sand boxes for the smaller children, carried on in the same way as the school yards. These will be true neighborhood play grounds, where all the children, in deed the whole family, can go togeth er, the sort of playgrounds that all our larger ones ought to be and must eventually become. “Then there is the coaching of the high school boys and the impressing upon them, if Dr. Harrington has his way, that winning is not the only thing —that the great American virtue of get-there is after all not the final word in matters of sport nor of an>> thing else, whatever the fashion in our more popular colleges may teach upon this subject. “And a very good feature of the plan is that the high school girls also are by no means left out of it. They are going still to be taught dancing and gymnastics as under the existing sys tem. These same big girls constitute the great unsolved problem of the modern playground. “At the top of the system there will remain, under the control of the park department, Franklin Field (our play ground university, the place where the teams graduated from the local grounds go to show their proficiency and complete their education) and the golf links, tennis grounds, etc., on the various parks. “The system, taken as a whole, makes Boston the leading example in the country of play and physical edu- j cation placed fairly and squarely in ! the hands of the school committee. ! And that is where it should be j nlaced.” When Time's Flight is Marked. One of the difficult things to real ize,” said the middle-aged man, ‘is that certain people have grown up. They are the people you used to know as children, whom you have not seen for a number of years, and who then come again into your life. I had a case of just this sort the other day, and 1 haven't yet. overcome the un real feeling it gave -me. "The person in question was one of my boyhood companions in the lit tie country town, where I was brought ■ up. I hadn't seen him for a quarter j of a century, when he walked into my office and introduced himself. Maybe I wasn't glad to shake his hand again! But it all seemed like a kind ; of masquerade; it wasn’t at all the right thing for him to be so old, and as for his being a trifle stout and having a beard, why .that was simply ridiculous. Of course, he should have appeared in the somewhat thread- | A CHINESE PRISON NEW YORK MAN WAS FALSELY ACCUSED OF MURDERING HIS COMPANION. BUCK CHOLERA CAUSED DEATH L. C. Stewart Thrown Into Dungeon That Was Dark, Wet and Dirty — Food Was Scant and Nauseating. Denver, Col. — Homeward bound from China, L. C. Stewart, of New York city, has reached here and will remain for a few weeks in the hope of regaining his health which was broken by three months' confinement in a prison in the celestial kingdom. "It seems like a nightmare to me now," said Stewart, as he told of his experiences. "Up here in God's coun try where the air is clean and the sun is bright one can scarcely imagine that this world contains such hell holes as that horrible Chinese dun geon. As 1 look back upon my three months' living death it almost seems as if I owe my life to some miracle. "I had been in the British customs service for about eight months. It was my duty to go hundreds of miles into the interior and collect revenues at different points. My starting place was Canton and 1 deposited my col lections at Rangoon. It was an awful trip made on foot, on horseback, by canals and by coolie trains. "In a little Chinese town, whose name I have forgotten, far in the in terior. I ran across a young English man named Charles Frank. I met him 3t the house of a French padre. Frank was 'broke' and was anxious to get out of the country. He begged me to take him along. 1 had a well equipped coolie train and plenty of provisions and, as 1 felt sorry lor the poor fel low, I agreed. "The trip started favorably enough and Frank seemed to be in good health and overjoyed at the prospects of getting back into civilization again. We safely reached the mountain pass between Rangoon and the river front, whose course we had been following, and were about half way to the sum mit. We were riding, as is customary He Was Fed Once a Day. in the mountains, in chairs carried on the backs of big coolies. “Frank and I were chatting togeth er when he suddenly screamed, and, throwing his arms about me, fell. The black vomit poured from his mouth upon my white coat and told me in stantly that he had been stricken by the deadly black cholera. "The coolies fled panic stricken at the sight, but 1 covered two of them with my revolver and forced them to return. Frank was dead within 15 minutes after he fell. We made him a rough pine box and buried him, marking the spot with stones. Then, with my two coolies, I started for Ran goon, expecting that I myself would be stricken any moment. The coolies knew the black vomit had fallen upon me and were afrrid to come near to me. To my surprise I was not strick en. and reached Rangoon after a ter rible trip. “My other coolies had reached there the day before, and when I arrived I was at once arrested and, without a hearing, thrown into prison, charged with having murdered Frank. The of ficials would not accept my explana tion and I could not get them to make an investigation. Then began three months of the worst torture a man could endure and still live. 1 was in a foul, dark cell, dripping with mildew and decay. Once a day a guard would bring me a bowl of some filthy concoc tion that only nauseated me. For days I went without food, lying on the damp floor of my dungeon. “At last I received a call from the British resident, and after that was al lowed to have a loaf of bread and a pint of water a day. I became deliri ous with fever and in my conscious moments was sure I was dying. After seemingly endless weeks of suffer ing an expedition was sent to find Frank's body. “It was at last brought to Rangoon, and there an autopsj' showed that he had died from cholera, as I claimed. I w-as released in almost a dying con dition. tV hen I had recovered suf ficiently to travel I went to Singapore, Sent in my resignation and went to Manila. I never care to see Chin: again.” | SIR ROGER, LARGE BUCK BOAT, LIKES HIS BEER It is Found Necessary to Cut His Allowance Down to Two Schoon ers a Day, Clinton. Miss.—Sir Roger, a large j buck goat, the property of James R. | Eustace, has been causing another ' sensation. Roger is black and white. He has ! large horns and a well-cultivated bunch of chin whiskers, which wave in | the breeze when he starts to do a but | ting stunt. Except to his owner, he is • not credited Vith being at all amiable I to human beings. A few months ago he caused a com 1 motion among the young folks who happened to be going home from school one day and espied him in the j rear of the Eustace block. Church street. Sir Roger came from a sheep Sir Roger Is Fast Becoming a Toper. farm in Lebanon X. H.. his job being to keep the doss away from the sheep. Within a few minutes he made the ag gregation of children keep their dis tance. Roger caused his sensation a few days ago by drinking beer at the Eus tace bar. He had the mahogany tc himself as he was getting away with the amber fluid which he seemed tc i relish. Xow Sir Roger has started out to drink up all the beer he gets within reach of. and is being put down as a toper and a bad actor when he has tanked a few ales. When the bucko made his way in tc where they were drinking at the bar the other day chain and all followed. There was a scattering when he en tered at the back door, and these who didn't drop their beer in fright forgot they had a thirst for the rest of the day. .Roger lost no time getting his fore feet up on the round railing at the top of the bar. Then he winked and bleated to Anthony O'Malley, the bar tender. A four-masted schooner of ale was shoved over and Sir Reger gulped it. It was great fun, and the goat tucked away another in quick time, never once looking up. Finishing the second, he was ordered off the bar and walked slowly to the back yard. Twice a day he calls for his ale, but lest Roger might start a rough house some time, his potions are limited to two. GIRL IN AUTO BEATS EXPRESS. Risks Life and Imperils Passengers, But Wins Five-Mile Dash. New York.—Imperiling her own life and the lives of scores of passengers on a Long Island railroad express train, Marjorie Bourne, daughter of former Commodore Frederick G. Bourne of the Xew York Yacht club, in an automobile engaged in a five mile race with the train between Islip and Oakdale, L. I. In response to her urging her chauf feur drove the high power auto with such reckless disregard of the speed laws that he beat the train to the crossing at W. Bayard Cutting's place, four miles from the start, and dashed across the track at breakneck speed only a few feet ahead of the locomo tive. Passengers on the train said it was one of the most reckless feats in which they had ever known a woman to engage, and if anything had hap pened to retard the automobile, even slightly, when it reached the crossing. Miss Bourne and her driver unques tionably would have been killed and the express train might have been thrown off the track, bringing death or injury to many passengers. Sells Rat Tail as Rare Flower. Warsaw, Ind.—A tramp went to the home of Arthur A. Saunders, in the south part of Kosciusko county, and, in the absence of the head of the family, sold Mrs. Saunders what he represented to be a rare plant, but which subsequently developed to be a rat with its caudal appendage pro truding from the earth in a pot in which it had been placed by the man. The tail of the rat had been cleverly attached to a stick with thread. Mrs. Saunders, desiring to place the • plant'’ in a more presentable receptacle, was about to transplant it when she dis covered that she had been swindled to the extent of 50 cents. Cross Between Cat and Dog. Findlay, O.—A little fox terrier of E. Shabanow recently gave birth to three little animals that are a cross between the feline and canine tribes. They have faces like a dog, paws like a cat, while their tails and hair are a cross between the two. They whine and meow just like a cat and dog. bare coat and knee b-eeches in which he had always been enshrined in my memory. I have had the hardest sort of work to get it into my head that he is the fellow with whom I played years ago. And I suppose he has had the same mental straggle over me.” Alligators in Ecuador. A new minor industry that is devel oping in Ecuador is the killing and j sitinning of alligators. This industry was launched in 19t)3 by an American, who went to Guayaquil for the pur pose of hunting down the myriads of. alligators which abound in the River Guavas and its tributaries. He was markedly successful. The business was temporarily interrupted in the early part of 1905 by the untimely death of the American, who had start ed the fun. but it has recently been resumed. The total value of the alli gator skins exported during the years 1903, 1904, 1905 and 1906 was $35,000. The skins shipped from Ecuador to 1 this country last year weighed 57,000 pounds, and were valued at $4,873.— X. O. Times Democrat VETERAN OF THREE WARS. A Pioneer of Colorado and Nebraska. Matthias Campbell, veteran of the Civil War and two Indian wars, and a pioneer of Colo rado, now living at 218 East Nebraska street, Blair, Neb., says: “I had such pains in my back for a long time that 1 could not turn in bed, and at times there was an almost total stoppage of the urine. My wife and I have both I used Doan's Kidney Pills for what doc I tors diagnosed as advanced kidney ! troubles, and both of us have been ■ completely cured.” Sold by all dealers. 50 cents a box 1 Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y. REAL HARD LUCK. Hp—Then I am to understand 'hat you absolutely reject my offer? She—There is really nothing else for it. He—Well, I think it very selfish of you. Here, I've actually gone and i urchased a guide for our honeymoon. Laundry work at home would he much more satisfactory if the right Starch were used. In order to get the desired stiffness, it is usually neces sary to use so much starch that the beauty and fineness of the fabric is hidden behind a paste of varying thickness, which not only destroys the appearance, but also affects the wear ing quality of the goods. This trou ble can be entirely overcome by using Defiance Starch, as it can be applied much more thinly because of its great er strength than other makes. What the Fox Really Ssid. The fox that Aesop made looked . up at the grapes. “Grapes sour!” hooted the old owl far up in the vines. "They may be,” yawned the fox, in differently, "or they may be preserved sweet by some chemical process. You know the pure food laws are not as strict as they might be. Anyway, i don't care for them because I am afraid of appendicitis." And sly Reynard darted away to en joy the sport of *a fox hunt. Deafness Cannot Be Cured i by local applications, as they cannot reach th» ifr eaaetl portion of the ear. There is oniy one way to rure deafness, and that is by constitutional remedies. Deafness is caused by an inflamed condition of the mucous lining of the Eustachian lube When thin tube s in flamed you have a rumbling sound or im perfect hearing, arid when it is entirety closed. Deaf ness is the result, and unless the Inflammation can taaen out and this tube restored to its normal ndi tion. hearing will be defitroyed forever nine raises out of ten arc caused by Catarrh, which is nothing but an Inflamed condition *>! the mucous surfai“s We will give One Hundred Dollars for any cas»- of Deafness i-itused by catarrhi that cannot be cured by Hall's Catarrh Cure. Bend for circulars, fre« F J. CHEXLY & CO.. Toledo. CX Bold by Druggists, 75c. TaXe Hall’s Family Pills for constipation. Days of Bohemia Ended. Bohemia has ceased to exist in the Paris Latin quarter, according to Al fred Capus, the playwright, who may be regarded as an authority on the point. In a lecture delivered on be half of the "Maison d'Etudiants,” which is to be the headquarters of the General Association of Paris Stu dents, he remarked: “We must not he afraid to acknowledge that our stu dents are no longer Bohemians.” People Talk About Good Things. Twelve years ago few people knew of -such a preparation as a Powder for the Feet. To-day after the genuine merits of Allen's Foot-Ease have been told year after year by grateful persons, it is indiapeiis able to millions. It is cleanly, whole some, healing and antiseptic and gives Test and comfort to tired aching feet. It cures while you walk. Over 30.000 testimonials. Imitations pay the dealer a larger profit otherwise you would never be offered a substitute for Allen's F< ot Ease. the original foot powder. Ask tor Allen's Foot-Lase, and see that you get it. Canada's Extensive Fisheries. The fisheries of Canada are the most extensive of the world. The eastern sea coast of the maritime provinces from the Bay of Fundy to the Straits of Belle Isle covers a distance of 5.GOO miles, more than double that of Great Britain and Ireland, and the salt water inshore area, not considering minor in dentations nor the great lakes of the west, covers more than 1,500 square miles. Sheer white goods, in fact, any fine wash goods when new, owe much of their attractiveness to the way they are laundered, this being done in a manner to enhance their textile beau ty. Home laundering would be equal ly satisfactory if proper attention wa3 given to starching, the first essential being good Starch, which has suflicient strength to stiffen, without thickening the goods. Try Defiance Starch and you will be pleasantly surprised at the improved appearance of your work. Some Men’s Luck. 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