LADY BELINDA’S GARDEN. The Puzzling Problem It Presented Can You Help Her? T.adv Belinda is an enthusiastic gar dener. In the illustration she is de picted in the act of worrying out a pleasant little problem which I will re Lady Belinda’s Garden. late. One of her gardens is oblong in shape, inclosed bv a high holly hedge, and she is turning it into a ros ary for the cultivation of some of her choicest roses. She wants to devote exactly half of the area of the garden to the flowers, in one large bed, and the other half to be a path going all round it of equal breadth through out. Such a garden is shown in the diagram at the foot of the picture. How is she to mark out the garden under these simple conditions She lias only a tape, the length of the garden, to do it with, and. as the holly hedge is so thick and dense, she must make all her measurements inside. Lady Belinda did not know the exact dimensions of the garden, and. as it was not necessary for her to know. I also give no dimensions. It is quite a simple task, no matter what the size or proportions of the garden may he. Yet how many lady gardeners would know just how to proceed? The rape may he quite plain—that is, it need not be a tape measure. The Solution.—All that Lady Be linda need to do was this. She should measure from A to B, fold her tape in four and mark off the point E, which i> thus one-quarter of the side. Then in ihe same way. mark off ibe point F, one-fourth of the side A I). Now. if she makes E G equal to A F. and G H equal to E F. then A H is the AH EC. I—'--e 8 F required width for the path in order that the bed shall be exactly half the area of the garden. An exact numer ical measurement ran only be oh tained when the sum of the squares of the two sides is a square number Thus, if the garden measured 1- poles l>y 5 poles (where the squares of 12 and 5, 144 and 25, sum to lt>9, the square of 13), then 12 added to 5, less 33. would equal 4<4 of this. 1 pole, would be the width of the path. A TOY WINDMILL. It Can Be Made with a Boy's Jack knife. Kvery boy who is the least hit handy with his knife can make this windmill, but follow ihese directions: To make the mil! whittle from soft bine two pieces an inch thick, an inch and a half wide and 12 inches long, first halve these pieces together on their flat sides, so as to form a Greek cross. Each arm will he tive ami a quarter inches long and an inch and a half wide (Fig. 1). Next, to make the sails, take one of the pieces and cut down one edge of the arm until you Diagrams. have a smooth, flat surface slanting from the upper edge on the left-hand side to the lower edge on the right hand side. Turn the arm ovei and rut off the opposite edge in the same way until you have a flat, thin blade not over an eighth of an inch thick Treat the other three arms in the same manner and be careful to havr them all slant in the same direction so that when the wind strikes against them they will ail tend to turn the wheel the same way. The finished parts are shown in the pic'ure. so that you will have no trouble in making them correctly. Then put the cross together ?nd bore a smal' hole exact Iv in the center. Take a piece of half inch board, six inches wide, 12 inches long, for the platform to hold the mill (See Fig. 2). At each end screw 1 small block firmly in position to sup port the shaft. When? Black—Can you tell me the answet to this, White: When is an apple pie? White—When is an apple pie what' Black—No, not when is an apple pie what,” when is an apple pie? White—My dear chap, are you go ing off your head? Black—Not at all. An apple is pie when it is covered in with crust anc sugar and things and put in a dish. (White's eyes assume a glassy stare md he goes away waving his arms it e.un>h agony.) EATING BETWEEN MEALS. *Twi\t breakfast and dinner. And dinner and tea. A boy may get hungry As hungry as can be. But if he’s impatient And eats right away ifis appetite's gone For the rest of the day. Whereas by just waiting. This fact I assert. His bread and potatoes Will taste like* dessert. —Alden Arthur Knipc. in St. Nicholas. CLOTHES GROW ON TREES. The Lazy Savages of Uganda Do Not Have to Work for Food or Raiment. People in civilized kinds who read of the difficulties experienced by traders and explorers in Africa in the matter of selling adequate labor for house building and transport, says the Tech nical World, are apt to marvel why i fhese savages will not work. The truth is. nature is too kind to them. Their houses grow in the shape of reeds and rushes; the ants provide mortar out of the earth from their i giant hills: a trap set in a moment I for an antelope will provide meat for : a week: while such fruits and vege j tables as may be needed grow wild in reckless profusion, foremost among i them being the plantain. As to their clothing, in Uganda, at any rate, this grows upon trees. The Piucking a Dress. bark-cloth tree of East Central Africa lias front time immemorial provided these people with garments of soft, flexible, natural cloth, sewn together by the women. It is extremely light, porous and durable, nearly white in ; color, and readily stripped from the tree like cork. ! Vnfortunately, since the construc tion of the Uganda railway—one of the chain of lines that penetrate the ; African continent from Cape Town al most to the pyramids—the women and girls of I'ganda are beginning to ask for white and colored cottons of civ ilized make. For the people are fast amassing wealth through the opening up of the country. The child king of I'ganda. Datidi : Cltwa. however, still keeps the hark j cloth for his regal robes, though it is hard for the youngster to be digni fied as he sits at itis lessons in a niis ! sionary school in Mengo. the Uganda • capital. CUB BEAR'S ADVENTURES. And the Coming of the Animal with the Long Ears. The next morning early the little Cub Hear got up and rubbed his eyes with his paws, instead of washing them as little boys do. Just then he heard a noise as if some animal were coming, and he ran , to the mouth of the den and looked out. and said: I se-» the qneerest looking animal coming up the path. It lias long cars and a great big mouth, and a queer-looking tail, and looks something like a horse, but still it doesn't look just like a horse," and just then the owl saw the animal and said: "Who-o-o, who-o-o?" and the ani mal answered: "Hee-haw. hee-haw, lioe-haw." And the Circus Hear said: "I know who that is. That is a mule. | His name is Neddie. Just then 1 Neddie came to the mouth of the | den. and I lie little C'ttb Bear said, very i politely: ‘‘Come in. Mr. Neddie;” and he came into the den. and the little : Cub Hear said: "Mr. Neddie, we are j going to try and build a house big I enough for all the animals, so if they j come to see us we will have a place ! for them to stay. Can you help us?” I Then Mr. Neddie said: "I would be i very glad to. because your brother was very good to me when we were in i the circus." and the little Cub Hear i said: "What can you do?” And Xed ! die said: 1 haven't worked for a long ! while, but 1 can kick like everything.” The little Ctih Bear said: "Well, here is a soft place in the rock. Perhaps if you will kick, it will fall down and make more room.” And Neddie turned around and kicked the rock, and it fell | down: and he kicked, and he kicked, j and more rocks fell down; and he kicked, and he kicked, and more rocks fell down; and he kept on kicking, and more rocks fell down, and the bears picked up the rocks and carried them out, and when he got through there was a nice large room, and the little Cub Bear said: “We will call this Ned dies room." That day the bears worked hard trying to find enough to eat for themselves and for all the other animals that were coming to see them, for the little Circus Bear told his father and mother just what kind of things the circus animals ! liked to eat. Before he went to bed that night j the little Cub Bear said to his father: I “I am very glad that my brother was ; good to Mr. Neddie when he was in the circus, because if he hadn’t been maybe he would have kicked me in j stead of the rocks."—Curtis D. Wilbur in St. Nicholas. Game of Hunt the Fox. Partners are chosen and stand in two lines, partners opposite. The fox at the head starts and runs down the line and back, pursued by his partner, the hunter. He can pass through the line, in and out, but the hunter must follow him* When caught, the couple take their places at the foot of line i i BRITISH LIBERAL LEADER QUITS HOUSE OF COMMONS. Ill Health and Too Much Work Forces Distinguished Lieutenant of Glad stone and Friend of Carnegie Into Easier Post. London.—John Motley, the distin guished liberal leader, has been ele vated to the peerage: he will, how ever. retain the office of secretary for India in the reorganized British parlia ment. Motley's reason for accepting a peerage is his declining health and I a throat atfection that makes the strain of the work in the house of commons too great. In leaving the house of commons that homily loses one of its most noted members. Many accomplishments in and out of his official duties have un doubtedly earned this title for the English liberal leader, historian, the ologian. orator, editor and student. Morley has likewise been called the Puritan of politfcs, a title which his I passion for righteousness and his pub lice austerity have conspired to win him. It is difficult to imagine Morlej ■ among the peers, for whose benefit he , invented the phrase: "Mind them or i end them." When made secretary of ; state of India his critics said he would j make a weak executive. He proved j otherwise. He made a vigorous speech | in the house of commons, in whiclt lie j announced his purpose to crush sedi j tion in India with a strong hand. He ; defended tlit* sharp treatment lie had \ t/OUN MORL&T j extended to Indian agitators and re fused to offer an apology. ‘ British rule in India will continue and ouglir to continue and must continue." said he. John Morley was born at Blackburn. England, December 24. ISt'.s. He was graduated from Cheltenham and Lin coln college. Oxford, and began life as a barrister. In 1SG7. however, he was called to the editorship of the Fortnightly Review, a post which he held until 1882. From 1880 until 1883 he was likewise editor of the famous Fall .Mail Gazette, leaving his desk there to go to parliament as the repre sentative of Newcastle. He was Irish secretary in 1SSG ami again from ISO to 1895. In 1S9G he was returned to parliament and since gradual]} achieved for himself a reputation in politics, letters and philosophical thought. Morley was Gladstone's favorite lieu tenant when the "Grand Old Man' died. He was one of the axious per sonal friends who watched over the great premier in his la-t ilin-vs. and his "Life of Gladstone" is one of his most notable literary labors. Hall Caine and Andrew Ca negi- ore among the close friends of tin liberal. The laird of SJkibo is accounted one of the particular intimates of M< .ley, in a personal way. in the tendency of their thoughts and aims and otherwise. Recently Carnegie, well knowing his friend’s studious inclination, presented him with a library of 90.000 volumes, one of the finest collections of books in existence. In 1901 Carnegie also influenced the noted Englishman to come to America. In-Pittsburg Morley was the guest of Carnegie and there delivered his only American lecture. In an interview in America Morley said that he, as an English liberal, was always intensely in Wrested in Amer ica and her politics and that England as a whole was fascinated by Presi dent Roosevelt. More titan once it has been said that if John Morley had a vice h" might 1» premier. As it is Morley is too full of unrelenting rectitude, too barren of an parent passion, to be an English popu lar hero. For all that lie is a man of emotions and feeling, but. above them all. one of restraint. One never knows Morley the ntan, but one can never es cape Morley, the exterior, distant, re served and unbending. In politics Morley is a liberal In every sense, but. lie holds the same reserve of cautiou on his theories as on his public behavior. In religion he is an agnostic, but not one of tile as sertive kind. Ht} has a quick, keen and delightful sense of humor, is one of the most charming of companions and is a great fa vorite among women. He is by na ture nervous, is quick in temper and rather impatient. He has no amuse ments other than walking, and is fond of music and books. His father wished to make him a minister of the gospel, but he fell under the teachings of John ! Stuart Mill, the philosopher, and I thereafter the church was impossible. His Accomplishment. Sammy, a little boy from the slums of New York, was invited with about 2D others to a charity dinner given at the house of a lady in fashionable so ciety. When the dinir'r was over the lady asked the little ones io sing or re cite in turn. All went well until it came to Sam my's turn, when he made no sign of starting until the lady said: “Come, Sammy, let me hear you sing." After a moment's pause the young guest answered, “I can't sing, lady." “What!" said the lady. “Yon cannot sing? i hen what can you do?" “Well," said Sammy, “I ain't used ter Dingin', hut I'll tight any of the Other kids in the room!" j THE UNITED f / c3TATES \ f TREASURY ^ BUILDING: « Uncle San: is the modern Croesus, fi>r his accumulation of sold is out stripping that of any other nation of tile world. And not only is he Croe sus modernized, hut he. is like unto •Midas whose touch transmitted every thing to gold. And strange as it may seem he cannot get rid of the gold which is pouring into his coffers. The people of the nation refuse to take it. saying: "Keep the heavy, yellow metal. (Jive us in exchange your note, stating that it is worth the amount of gold coin which we have deposited with you." Being an ac commodating old gentleman. Uncle Sam gracefully complies with their request. With this resit!1: There is on de posit in the United Stales treasury, sub-treasuries, mints and assay offices more gold than ever before in the his tory of the country. It represents the most valuable stock of the yellow metal that the world has ever seen or perhaps dream* *1 of. It reaches the tremendous total el $l.n:iti.:;73.47l. If the coins wer • laid upon eaeli other they would make a shiny monument Hu miles in height. It their tints were placed so as to touch each other they would cross and recross the United States five times. They weigh almost t.oon.htm pounds. Every ounce of "lie metal has been the cause of hardship, most of it death. Every ounce of it has produced joy. some times mad intoxication. It lias • in spired greed, lust, envy and murder. It has created romance. To-day it is the symbol of prosperity of the wealth iest nation the world lias ever seen. It takes the breath away, that thought ol $ 1 .(MW.wO.VUw in gold. Think what coulil ho done with it! The national debt of the I'nited States could he wiped our, if the gold could he used for any such purpose, and there would remain a comfortable balance, it would provide 100 battle ships of the Dreadnaught type, fully equipped for service.. It would sup port the navy for ten years, the army for a similar period. The I'nited States could refrain from drawing a cent of revenue for one year, and yet the gold In its vaults and in the in stitutions it controls would he suffi cient to meet its tremendous expendi tures. Of course, all this gold does not be long to the government. Gold certifi cates. are in circulation against coin valued at $790,011,869. That is to say, every person who lias one of these certificates is entitled to step up to the counter of 1'ncle Sam's paying of fice and say: “Give me the equivalent of this in gold." The demand would have to he complied with instantly. Then $150,000,000 constitutes what is known as the gold reserve. It is maintained by law for the redemption of greenbacks. To the credit of the government also is nn additional $45, .195,190. for which gold certificates have been issued. Finally, there is coin valued at $34,arid, 112 lying in the cash boxes of the I'nited States treas nry and sub-treasuries ready to be paid out whenever a call is made. The people, however, do not want gold. On the Pacific slope it is still the fashion to use the yellow metal, but in the effete west, as in the more effete east, it is not wanted. It is heavy, bulky, and inconvenient. It ex poses the holder to robbery and per haps death. Therefore, as soon as a miner obtains a pound of gold or any one else gets hold of the metal his first act is to take it to an assay office to determine its purity and then to turn it into one of the government MAN NEVER WITHOUT BOSS In Youth the Parent and in After Years the Wife. “A man never can get to a point where he can do as he pleases." ob served the sad-eyed married man on the rear platform. "I remember when I was a kid at school what a time I used to have with my parents when the first days of spring blew along. 1 always wanted to leave oft my over coat when I started to school. 1 didn't like the idea of hustling off to school at all on one of the opening days of spring—days about like this one. but 1 would mention the overcoat matter just as a sort of concession. My parents never would stand for it. 1 had to wear niv overcoat until it seemed to me the weather was just as warm as on the average Fourth of July. "I used to think how nice it would be to wear just what I wanted to when 1 grew up. But that just shows how easily a nian gets fooled. A man never grows up enough to be Ids owa wan boss. To-day I had it all arranged to shed my flannels to middleweights and mebby switch to a lighter overcoat, too, because anything heavy is pretty sticky these days. Hut do you sup pose 1 got away with it? Xot much! My wife say's the -e'II be no change on the clothes proposition for me—that is as far as the weight of them's con cerned. for two months yet. “And 1 used to think that when I grew tip 1 would leave all that boss thing behind.”—Cleveland Plain Dealer. The Basis of Good Society. “Society,” like everything else which is collectively human, is just what its units allow it to be, and this is as true inside the church as anywhere else. The need of the daf is no new one— it is for men and women whose exam ple will make them lights and beacons in our politics, out- churches, our edu cational establishments, our "society.” and in all our human re.atlons.—Phil adelphia Public Ledger. mints for coinage. When this is done the owner receives the gold certifi i cates. Certificates are not issued against bullion. Read a gold note, if toil are fortunate enough to have one in your possession, and you will find its value is that of the "gold coin" in the treasury of the I’aited States. Five hundred double eagles, valued at $10,000. which I picked up the other i da> in tilt; treasury department., weigh 3S pounds. Four thousand. $10. : 000 gold certificates, representing I S40.uo0.0o0, which i also held, weigh exactly 11 *« pounds. To transport i that amount of gold coin a mile would test a regiment if it had to be carried by hand. The advantage of paper is ! evident. It is estimated that the total stock of Fnited States gold coin is $1.0:18. ooo.ooo. Thus, there i- something like $500,000,000 which is not in gov : eminent depositaries. Where is it? A large quantitv is in National banks, not less t han $125,000.o0e. Probably $100,000,000 more lies in the vaults of other than National banks. In the vaults of th- Russian treasury at St. Petersburg I saw piles of canvas bags containing something like $18,000,000 in Fnited States double eagles. The holdings of Fnited States gold coin in the treasury of the Dominion of Canada as a reserve for dominion treasury notes amount to more than $:!0,000.000. Other nations think so highly of American gold coin that they have quietly gathered a stock of it ana put it wnere, in a ptncn. it win ao the most good. There is a small quantity of gold used in the arts. It is difficult to place all the gold the American people have, in spite of a careful search made by the director of the mint. Tiie director is satisfied that the United States has more of the yellow metal than any other nation. Germany is second with $1,030,200,000. which is $000,000,000 less than we have. France is third with $826,400. : 000. Russia fourth with $639,400,000; United Kingdom fifth. $486,700,000. and Austria-Hungary sixth, $306,400, 000. France, which lias less than half j the population of the United States, { has the largest per capita proportion | of gold. $23.57. The United States ! has $18.66. Germany, $17. The | United Kingdom. $11.03. Russia. $6.55, ’ and Austria. $6.20. | -_* Greatest Need of the Airship. According to A. Mallock, before heavier-than-air flying machines can become popular, some method of, au tomatically balancing them—-that is, keeping them on an even keel—must be devised, in the few practical ma chines now built the balancing has to bo done by the operator, and, while tlie ability to do this could probably he gained by most persons, if they had opportunity for practice when young, the great difficulty with such schooling must always he that an ac cident usually puts an end to the les sons by putting an end to the scholar. Mr. Maliock suggests that an auto matic balancer might be devised by the use of pendulums, one with a very long and the other a very short period. Trained Nurses at Sea. One of tlie great transatlantic steamship lines has added trained nurses to the medical personnel of its vessels. This opens a sea career for the trained nurse. Undoubtedly other lines will do the same and the nurse will become as indispensable an ad junct. to the first class passenger ves sel as the ship's doctor.—New York State .Journal of Medicine. ! BABY OVERBOARD THE ROMANCE OF A THRILLING OCEAN RESCUE. Youngster Didn’t Mind the Experi ence, But the Mother—Well, She Was Glad When It Was Over. ■’Ship-wrecked four times I've bin.” said the teller of the story, and the last was about the most excitin of Y;ii all. Want to ’ear about it? Right oh I “My ship was the Glenoairn. capen of her Niehotls by name. "K d is wiie and hubby aboard, kid only 10 months old. We was wrecked off Cape Horn in July; struck the rocks in as ’eavy a gale as ever I’ve knowed; fog. and snow, and ev’rv luxury, as one might say. Two men drownded in gettin' off the lifeboat. Tried twice, we did, and the second time was successful. “Mrs. Xicholls and the kid were got in. but the sea was that rough and tempestuous we couldn't land no wheres, and back we come to the wreck aftin, and a awful night we spent. I‘can tel! yer. thinking as ’ow she'd break up any minute. “Next day we’d another try: the boiit. was launched light enough, and the missis was lowered into Vr. Then the capen with the kid in 'is arms went to the sit of the wreck, and we watched bre.it like to see what 'e would do holdiu’ he boat w ith our oats as bes we could with them great waves toss.if us about like a shuttle cock. Weil, the cnp’en shouted somethin' to the male, who stood in the boat with 'is arms stretched out. and when the cap'en hollered again ’e just chucked that Idessed kid acrost the bit of 'caving water, and the mate ’e j got it all light, and lab! it in the bot tom of the boat whilst the cap'en j came aboard some'ow ’isself. “That kid didn't care a mite! it; just crawled about amongst our legs. , as jolly as a sandboy, till its ma got ; ’old of it. She was in a pretty tailin'. I can teil yer. when she saw Vr off spring urled inter spaee. “Well, we got ashore this journey, or I shouldn't he 'ere a-tellin' you of this yarn, and the Injuns met c.s brim-! min’ over with the milk of uman ; kindness: rigged up a shelter for us. and there we stopped for a bloomin’I week. “That kid was dressed up in skins, and its mammy carried ii pick-a-back, for all the world like them squaws. Then we’d a pretty rough journey ’cross country to a missionary's house, where we'd a good rest, and bime-by we come to Rio Grande, a little matter cf 60 mile or so. “But it 'ml take too long to tell yon of the country we passed through, or of our adventures, for we'd a stiffish time afore we got to civilization. Hut. that babliy! Well, there! It juv made my 'eart jiini)) into my mouth when l seed 'itn thrown overboard! And it was the cutest little cuss you ever saw. rigged out iu liietu outland ish skins. “Ain't it wtinnerfnl what the. ual! critters will live through" " lie . 'id we sail from? Puntaa \r« . s. if Mar 'elps you much, and our be was tf Crita. and jolly glad u • a as to s* ■» them there old' Ftovey . Ids agin. Ye. •When the Cap'en Hollered Agin '£ Just Chucked That Blessed Kid Acrost the Bit of 'Eaving Water." I've bin four times wrecked, and p’raps VII be four times more. Who knows" Tile kid's mother she took to a! our 'ardships very kind, and steppe! out tike a good tin whenever the;-. was any marchin’ ter be done. We a,l a good bit of it altogether, and a goo ! many shocks one way and another, but she came through ’em all smilin' "The only thing as upset >r was w'en the cap'en threw the kid!” HANDS ACROSS SEA MAYOR OF BOSTON, ENGLAND. APPEALS TO BOSTON. AMERICA. Wants Help in Repairing St. Botolph's Church, Where John Cotton Preached—Boston Has Helped Before. The recent request of the mayor of old Boston, in Kngland. that citizens of I the new Boston, in America, should St. Botolph's Church, Boston, England. aid in repairing tiie organ and e\ terior of St. Botolph's, the l>eaut!ful cathedral-like edifice which makes his town renowned all over England, strikes one as rather odd until one hears what Boston gladly did In this respect more than 50 years ago. The story is told briefly in a sound ing Latin inscription -written by Hon. William Everett and engraved upon a memorial plate in the southwest chapel of St. Botolph's. now called Cotton chapel, in honor of him who was once minister of the church. Put into English it reads: “In periietual remembrance of John Cotton, who during the reigns of James and Charles was, for many years, a grave, skillful and laborious vicar of this church. Afterward, on account of the miserable commotion amongst sacred affairs in his own country, he sought a new settlement in a new world, and remained even to the end of his life a pastor and teach er of the greatest reputation and of the greatest authority in the first church of Boston in New England, which city received this venerable name in honor of Cotton. Two hun dred and twenty-five years having passed away since his migration, his descendants and the American citi zens of Boston were invited to this pious work by their English brethren in order that the name of an illtts tiious man. the love and honor of both worlds, not any longer be banished from tins noble temple In which he diligently, learnedly and sacredly on pounded the divine oracles for so many years: and thej have willingly and gratuitously caused ibis shrine to be erected, in the year of our recovered salvation. 1855." Those who subscribed to the chapel 5.1 years ago have, almost all of them, descendants bearing the same names who are to-day living in and alio-tl Boston. These people it is, no douce, who will gladly respond to the re quest of the English mayor. For the contributors then were, in the ma jority of cases, either descendants of John Cotton, or husbands of wives s descended. The good feeling between the two Bostons, which was cemented by these generous gifts toward the Cot ton chapel, seems to date from the reopening of the church, two years earlier, for which occasion several Boston tC. S. A. t gentlemen \vt e in vitcd to England, at least four of whom were able to he present. In Boston's public library may b found a curious little sh^-i which gives an account of the exer cises. In print so poor and so small as to nearly ruin the eyes are th -re recorded speeches of the day One of these, made by Col. T. B. Lawrence of Boston, expressed re gret that "the domestic institu tions of the states of the south ' were being warmly debated in the- English drawing rooms of tha time. "Mr. Somerby, Mr. Clark-and Mr. Phillips" were others front Bos ton present on that occasion. Perhaps the most distinguished American that ever visited St. Ho tolph's was Hawthorne, who ran down to Lincolnshire during one of his trip . abroad out of pare desire to see the ph’.ce. lie printed in the Atlantic Monthly of January. 1862, ;h<- rest;!* of his pilgrimage. lu the right-hand aisle of the church there is an ancient chapel. " this pi grim then goes on to say. "which in the time of our visit was in pro< ss of restoration and was to be dedicated to Cotton, whom these English peopl consider as the founder of our .liner lean Boston." Until lately it has been thought on both sides of the water that our Bos ton owes its name to the fact that John Cotton came here from a city so called in England. Carlyle is prob ably chiefly responsible for this mis conception, for, in his book on from well, he said the thing so strikingly that one'can scarcely fail to lake it is truth. Sign of Trouble. "I'm afraid I'm going to lose our tired girl." "What makes you think so." "I heard her telephoning to her >eau and she said she expected to spend the summer at Newport 1 wish o goodness those hotel men would ure their diningroom girls else vhere."—Detroit Free T’ress Absence of Mind, Browning So your engagement vitli (he rich widow is broken oh. eh" iVliat was the trouble'.' (Ireenittg -Oh. one of m> famous tad breaks, as usual. In an uttguard >d moment 1 asked her if l was the inly man site eve loved t'hieac t tall? News Very Likely. t’hnreh- Von kn.tw out in Fttlslmtg he dust' and soot settle down on .'very. hing. tlotham I suppose the baseball fields mist look like blank diamonds, then? Yonkers Statesman