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Loup City Northwestern J. W. BURLEIGH, Publisher. LOUP CITY, - • NEBRASKA. Wives cf the Night-Riders. The night-rider wears . bl_ck mask. Some of them may make their own masks, but the chances are that there are many Kentucky housewives who have sat down w.th a piece of black cloth on their !e; s, a pai. of scissors have ctr. the holes in the goods, in order that th" cloth might net interfere with the vision, ana have sewed the strings to the piece of goods in order that it might be tied securely around tl.-i.' husbands heads In doing this. says "he Cincinnati En quirer, the chances are that these women have been prompted by the same spirit that the mothers ar.d wives were actuated by when they fitted out their -ons and husbands when they left for service in the Con federate and Union armies, back in the GOs. Then, again, the wives are bound to be- in <>11 ’he secrets of the night-riders, because i* would be nec essary* for these men to account to their wives for their absence at night. An explanation might be made once or twice, but it would Lot suffice for any length of time The exhaustion of limb, body and mind of the rider ar.d his horse cou.'d n * Ire kept secret from the wife, and this- who have read and heard of the operations of the horse men have no d- ubt that, while they are scurrying *fc: :uh the country on their mission of warning, and some times of devastation, the wives of ail of them are kee; ;ng a li nely vigil a* home and each r.e is wondering w hether the bat;d will be attache j and if it should be. whether her husband will escape with hi- life. Endowed Theaters. Sir. GranYil!- Bart - 'he Ena'.ish actor-manager. who it likely to. be the director of the endowed theater in New York, says that if plays were judged simply for their value as dra matic literature and were performed without the idea of pleasing the multi tude or of a long run. the result would be a wonderful improvement of the drama." Jus- how he makes this out is not clear. Plays that experienced managers think will not please the majority of theater-goers can only be produced in endowed theaters, and if in the latter place the;’ prove to have popular qualities such a fact will help to encourage more high-class produc tions perhaj s. i: :r if they please only the select few the average writer of plays will prefe • ,tudy the tast« : of the genera! p..b. • and produce work according y. Critic-, says the Indian apolis Star, often recommend boohs to the public whif: -he : ublic rubb mly refuses to read. It will reject ns em phatically play- that it does not like, even though the elect patrons of an endowed thea'er pronounce them good. Great Britain has adopted measures of reform in the military service. A feature of the system is the disband ment of the volunteer” organization, which approximated that of the militia in the United States, and the substitu tion therefor of a territorial army.” The changes made are much after the same order as those assured by the re organization of the American regular establishment and the closer assimila tion of the National Guard to the standing army. The tendency in both countries is to do away with military frippery and to promote efficiency England's volunteers were a showy body, but did not meet the require ments of a really up-to-date military organization, and the authorities over t. ere seem to have learned a lesson from American procedure. The bishop of London, in a recent call on the Anglican clergy and laity, emphasized the need of greater ac tivity by religionists of every name if London were to be sa/ed from re verting to a godless, religionless state. It is encouraging to read that the chief officials of the Protestant. Roman Catholic and Jewish communions in London are planning to work together, says the Boston Herald, and are to en list their adherents in a joint demand on parliament for certain remedial legislation. They are wisely planning to accept as allies the radical labor party. A trade hygienic institute is to be established in Frankfort, Germany) where all matters appertaining to the health and protection of German fac tory operatives and the working classes in general are to be studied and taught. Since the city waterworks of Cin cinnati were moved ten miles up the Ohio river, the number of typhoid fe ver cases has fallen off more than 5( per cent. It is an achievement thai fully justifies a feeling of deep satis faction. ifishop Fallows said to a Chicagc congregation that “People ought to be ashamed that they do not live to be 100 or 120 years old." But there are some who ought to be ashamed that they have lived as long as they have. Yale university falls into line and complies with the demand for high.'i education that will be useful to the business man. The university has adopted a commercial course and is preparing to make this a valuable pari of the tuition of students. Fifteen thousand dollars' damage* for libel is the ultimate result of i "muck raking" article in one of the popular magazines. The writer, re marks the Providence Journal, evi dently had hold of the wrong r“ke. V WASHINGTON.—A cal filiation of the an nual cost of main tain in:: individua types o 1 craft in th< British navy was re centiy made by Admiralty Sec retar: Edmund Robertson Bj this it i: shown 'hat it cos's 51.lS7.5i-'> to kft| a British battleship in commission on< tear. A destroyer involves an annua outlay of 5*>.500. a torpedo . -at $ WO. It was with cable brevity 'ha- thesu figures were transmitted. The eaor mous sum required ’o maintain a bat tleshlp for a year makes one w-.nde if there has not been some error transmission. Tha' a vessel costing j say. IG.OOO.OOfi should in the course o less than six years equal i's entir< original cost in the mere matter o maintenance would seem inconceiv able a: firs’ glance But when oo compares the fieurc.- utven with on own expenditures in this direc’ion th< calculations do not seem to be si much astray. The Sat cos; of main talcing an American battleship in t orn mission in no instance ecuT- or near ly equals, th- sun. which the admit ally secretary finds is neces-ar;. fo DE-CTP-CYZR or THU "-^T 'he- maintenance of a British battle ,~bip. But it is likely that he has it | eluded ir. this estimate? the cost of th 1 establishment which maintains th ] ships. No mathematician has yet fif i ttreel out the cost of our ships of wa | on lines which would include the cos ' of yards, docks, etc. if this wer dene it would be found that under ou i present very absurd system, or rathe j very absurd lack of system, in ce>r I ducting naval affairs, the? cost of mair taining a British battleship would be 1 peior. cheap, and tawdry thing in con parison with the? cost of maintainin an American war vessel of the sam type. Over a Billion Since Spanish War. The new navy, which dates from th Spanish war. has cost to date $1,244 651,000. Of this sum $509,000,000 ha been expended on ships. The rest ha gone to the maintenance of th^ nava establishment. The cost of maintei ance of individual types is shown in series of tables prepared by the hi reau of supplies and accounts and ii corporate^ in the annual report of th paymaster general of the navy. Du: ing the fiscal year ended June 1907, the cost of maintaining the 1 battleships which are now in the Pj cific t\as as follows: Name. Alabama . Illinois . K*-arsargc . K-ntuck:. 1 Louisiana . Ohio . Rhode Island - Virginia . Missouri . New Jersey . Maine . -- Connecticut . Georgia . Kansas . Vermont . Minnesota . . Mont! Cost of i n Maintenance. Con .. ... 479.JI2.45 . .’1G.S31.11 ... 52»*.13S.7s ♦L'G.4v4 ,«5 . . . .. (ZX.3Q6.9S . 56S.183.97 r,:« ,2fc>.4*; ... £>'.4 VI. 85 ... 41'i.”*31.02 ... 325.915.2* ... S7.87 ... 1 ... 147.185.n9 These figures show that it . cost considerably more than $500,000 year to keep a battleship in comini! sion. The Connecticut, flagship of th fleet, may be chosen as an exaropl of the various directions in which th money is extended. During the nin months of the fiscal year the mail tenance of that vessel cost 1410.531.0: Of this amount *232,749.£8 was for th pay of her officers and crew. Con muted rations amounted to $lS,S7G.9i For pilotage and postage the sum c $1.til7.71 was expended. The value c stores expended in the various depar tnents was as follows: Ordnanci $11,645.09; construction and repai $7,339.62; steam engineering. $33 £29 45; equipment, $7,287.09; supplie and accounts, $42,233.45; repairs t HEREDITY IN NATIONAL LIFE Past History of a People Determines Their Present Character. In the evolution of races and na tions we find at the outset two general laws, the one self-evident, the other i not apparent at first sight, but equally ! demonstrable, according . o David I Starr Jordan. The blood % a nation . determines its history. This is the ! first proposition. The second is, the history of a nation determines its blood. As for the first, no one doubts that the character of men controls their deeds. In the long run and with masses of mankind this must be true, however great the emphasis we may lay on individual initiative or on in dividual variation. Equally true is it that the present character of a nation is made by its past history. Those who are alive to day are the resultants of the stream of heredity as modified by the vicissi tudes through which the nation has passed. The blood of the nation flows in the veins of those who survive. Those who die without descendants cannot color the stream of heredity. It must take its traits from the actual i«rentage. Fungus Kilts Bark Beetle. The bark beetle which for several years has been working havoc in the valuable pine timber of the Black hills. South Dakota, has apparently ! Iteen given a check by a fungus which ' linds in the dying trees a congenial j place of lodgment, and at the same j time kills the beetles in the bark. There is hope, therefore, that the worst of the scourge in that region has passed. Unique New York Lot. The only lot in the oider part of New York city which has never had a house on it is a plot 60x90 at the northeast corner of Klghth avenue and Fifty-sixth street. hull machinery, and emit; age. $04 2 Gun P_act :e Is Costly. ! The $:’..* 4.'.OS txpended for ord - nanc* was mainly for The powder anc shell used a- Target practice. A cotto spondent who is with tht fleet °s:i mates that the cost of tht- ammunitini expended a- target practice in Magda • lena bay alone foots up to a 'otal cos i of $150,000 • That exptndi iri ." h< says, in giving the views of the offi ce:s. is not expensive. On the con ■ trary. it is the best money .- tent hj the Cured States na : It is tli- pre • nifiim of insurance paid annually fo; • efficiency, and it will prove its value ; if these shit's ever get into war . ; There'll be no hit or miss oi reckles; ■ heltes-skelter shouting the; Congress and the navy its* A hav* long been divided over the relativt value of the i>attle»shii» and th* armored ct ui.-er In spilt f much up position on the part of those who be 1 lieve that battleships, vessels whief i cost but '.title more to build, are in finitely superior to the armorec cruiser, ten vtsse's of this type havint been recently added to the Anr-ricai navi The opjiorierits of the armorer cruiser can now point to the vas •JLTJIZS/, - I sum? which it requires to maintaii them. The tables prepared by th< r paymaster general show ’hat whih tj-.e ..arti-shi, - av< ratt*- a little mor< than $500/*00 a year, the armorer isers average more *han $700,000. t j The squadron of this type, which i: under the command of Rear Adniira Dayton, and known as the "Hig Four.' r * is composed of the West Virginia, th< Colorado, the Pennsylvania, and th< Maryland. For the fiscal ended Jun< r 30 the West Virginia cost $755,151 47 thi Colorado $706,057.16, the Pennsyl ? vartia $7:5,111 if*, and the .Marylanc - im: Cavalry of the Navy. The armored cruiser has been tom ' pared to cavalry. A distinguisher naval officer says :hat ir is not com ’ , parable to cavalry. Moreover,” h< s adds, "no one has proved that a navi . needs anything comparable to the car ' airy. It is not comparable to the oav alry for the reason that it has no 1 nearly the same si>eed. relatively t< the other vessels of a fleet, that tb< cavalry lias to the other branches o an army; ami because it has not near ly the same ixiwer, either offensivi ’ or defensive, relatively to the othei ships, that the cavalry has to th« l" other branches. And a person woult have to labor hard to prove that i navy needs something comparable t< 1 cavalry: for how can one find on tlx ] I open sea. and within the restrictet ; i space which even the largest enemy'! ; j fleet can cover, any opportunity fo : those quick surprises, or those suddei 5 attacks on exposed lines of oommuni - cation, stretching away for miles y which is one of the principal employ mems of cavalry; and can one ever imagine a squadron of armoret * cruisers making a. charge in batth against battleships at ail comparabb s , to those charges of cavalry whicl a again and again in history have beet ; hurled with irresistible violence e against a vulnerable point?” e This officer does not wish to be mis e understood as questioning the useful e ness of armored cruisers; he merely i- questions the logicalness of an oft-re ' peated argument. "But at the sami e time," he says, "it may be well t< i- point out that, though we can find i I. use for our armored cruisers, now tha f we have them, yet nevertheless, if w< f had ten battleships instead of our tet armored cruisers, our fleet would b< ■. much stronger." Ccst of Establishments. . As has been said, no one has yet fig s ured out just what our ships cos: a when the cost of the establishment i: included. The one who has made the nearest a. ; . ach to it is Pay Inspector John A Madd. In a paper which is ’'isheti in the naval institute, this distinguished officer says that of the hundred millions annually appropri ated for the navy's support t IS.000. OOP n round numbers is spent to pay the wages of labor in navy yards. This amount, says the pay inspector, is nearly equal to what it costs to sup port the fleet in commission. The ae • ounting for the actual disbursement ; of these eighteen millions is thorough. too thorough, perhaps. The accounting 'or why the money was spent is > :nplj the unregulated and generally ■ unexamined show of results, with lit tle or no proof That the results equal ilie values expended. For the fiscal year of IPOS he adds •hat the cost of maintaining all ships m c mmission was $23,655,950.41. Returns fur this year show that there was spent for repairs to hulls, ma chine v and equipage of the ships $5.550 • 01. Thus the total cost of :he floating part of the establishment during the year, excluding cost of new construction t $31.764,550.59 alone t was $25,206,259.42. It cost during the same fiscal year to maintain all the navy yards and other shore stations SI l.HS.OSo.&l. Besides this there was • xtended for buildings, chattels, etc. and for machinery at these places the sum of J9.5S9.1S3.M9. making th* total of the ."a! maintenance cost of the shore part of the establishment $20. •'•91.263.90. Of cou'se this latter fig ure does not include the work done at the yards on or for ships: it is solely the cost of keeping the yards in such shape a? -o fit them for doing their work for the floating pa: - of the estab lishment. This cost alone of main taining the shore plant wtas tr.or-- than • vo-thirds the cost of the floating part, the fleet. Extravagance cf Shore Plants. Enumerating the various other ex penses of the yards and sta-ions. the i pay inspector makes the flat assertion iat over half of the total appropria tions for the navy are absorbed by the • shore plan's. Of the finished product. ; the warship in commission and be 1 yond the cohtroi of the land establish ment force, there is, he says, little to i say. Admitting the absolute necessity ! for that product, finished as it is to day. its administratiom away from the navy yards, is apt to be economical i enough, comparatively speaking. It is about the accounting for -he necessity for the expenses of the huge establish • - cr SS96 -:a?9 ® neat that supports the fleet that there , should Ik- concern. The paymaster thus pays his re spects to the bureau system of the navy department: “The bureaus." he l says, "do not represent principalities \ within ciear, uncrossed dividing lines. There are portions of the iiersonnel re , source* that, directly or indirectly, are under the influence of more than one bureau, and there are jiortions of the money resource that cannot be ex pended properly by one bureau with out advice or suggestion from another. This necessitates coordination in or der to accomplish. What an accept 1 able, inspiring word coordination is! The mention of it brings one's ' thoughts to peaceful achievement, to modern triumph over that business demon, waste. In the navy it means something like the general peace in ' Europe, where the dusty boundary stone is not needed to mark division between neighboring mighty states, the demarkation being more clearly shown by unbroken lines of waiting bayonets. Such is coordination to-day among the bureaus. Defects in Present System. ' Knowing that navy yard work. , even under businesslike administra- | tion. cannot be done, with the neces- j sary government methods to contend I with, as cheaply as similar work in j commercial shops, let us be libera!- ! minded. Then, also knowing that for i every boat tiller made there are thou sands of pick handles and lawn mow er:* let us admit that the minimum price of boat tillers made at the yards, one dollar, is a just and proper value. Does this give excuse for manufactur ing others at three dollars each? When 40 metal ^stateroom boxes, for officers' uniforms, were made at one yard for' $567, was it good policy to ( - manufacture 40 more, at the same1 time, at another yard not many miles away and with the same resources, a* a cost of $1,250.76? Where one yard was able to make 808 diuy boxes for $1,899.77. was it just to the Money for the Xrvy to spend $4,259.66. at the same time. aT another yard, in making a similar number? Prices Vary Greatly. The boats for the battleships are built, as to kind, on the same mode! and of the same material. Re cent!;.. at one yard, it cost S1.S90.63 *o make a 30-foot steam cutter, while at another, not many miles tfway, it cost $2,681.62 to build exactly the same kind of boat, to put on itoard the same kind of battleship. A 30-foot barge $671 8 at 1 and 11.15 another. Several 20-foot cutters cost, on the average. $598.61 at one yard and $848.1,; .it another. A 14-foot dinghy cos' $104.0* at one yard, while at anoTher the same kind of Itoa' was turned out for $153.61. A 16-foot dinghy cost $104.17 at one yard and $196.24 a. another—pretty close to twice as much, i will be observed. A 20-foot dinghy cost $217.89 a; one yard and $362.44 a* another. A 50-foot gig whaleboat cost $509.38 at one and the same kind of boat, for the same jtii.d of service, was turned out at another yard for the euphonious sum of 1888.80 > Turning to furniture: A mahogany de>k lor a cabin cost $136.76 at one yard, while at another, one made for a sister ship cost $190, there being no cents wasted on 'his latter price \n lesk cost $112.07 a: one yard and 1163.30 at another. Toilet racks for officers' rooms, of which there are more than 40 n ide for each battle ship. cost $14.'■' at one yard, while a' another exactly the same ar*;c!e was ms.-- \ t at $20. Curious Variations in Price. To make and fir into a battleship six galvanized boxes, for Sre clay, 30x24x15 inches, cost at one yard, for the oh. $!';7.01. and at another yard, to mak- similar boxes and to ft* then on board a sister battleship, it cost $384.12 - cost at one yard six dollars each: at another, iv47. and at still another. $20 8 4." The pay inspector asks if a change in the method ol appropriating nioney looking to the increased economical efficiency of the shore plant would affect the fleet, and answers his cwn question in the affirmative. Yes.' he says, materially, perceptibly, also 'SHWC CS n ~-s lately, at once. Every time a navy : yard clerk bungles or shirks his work, the fleet feels it: every time a navy yard mechanic goes to sleep in the bowels of the hull on which he is working, the fleet feels it: every time a supervising authority on shore is overcome by a feeling of laissez faire. j ^the fleet feels it; every time two de- , partments at a navy yard waste hours in friction, in bumptious quarreling, the fleet feels it. The fleet is as a seismometer, for inefficiency on shore. The shock of the full-paid workman idle at his job may not attract or d.nary notice, but it is recorded there ; just the same, and its mark may be deciphered by those who search and weigh and measure.”—X. V. Times. Bankers Liable for Advice. The highest court in Germany has. 1 in several recent cases, fixed the re sponsibility of bankers when advising investments to their clients. One of the latest decisions was refl- , dered against a bank which, upon re ceiving an order front a customer to ir^est $7,500 in certain mortgage j bonds instead of exeeutina the order. ; advised its customer to buy instead j the bends of another company, as ; equally safe and possessing advan- j tages over those ordered. The cits- : torner followed the advice, and when i the comrany failed he sued the bank, j The court in its decision against j th“ bank, held: "The bank has not j done its duty in taking care of its j customer's interests when it recom mended the purchased bonds to be as safe as those originally ordered to be purchased, because the bank should have known that the latter had the quality of legal or trust investment funds for widows and orphans, wards, etc., whereas ;he bonds advised and bought for the customer lacked that important qualification." 5 ? s ** r—^ r^~f S jp ci ii ^ j WT7H %?/czf£r* Tough Luck. ■; I'.-av hall a tall. i tv;- ?7nns )■--■! n- -r *' zrz :t i ccr/t h<e*d her Call! T*:> ~ Kids h* z gone a-Fis\.r/ whtr* i'** Yellow L;Jh-a<3 feeds Wfcil- i am f <r »-d _ stay ai Hoao and t:> <Jog-gon*- se—i<. . }.af Fpa<> P^sky gr. _ 1 an<3 sm«>th it on thee Top. <ia-1 : . r, i Haf - round it t"» ar’i r.-ant rh»#- Onion Crop. t• ; ’f ra-i:5h--> and Pea.« and Beans and s .— t -orn _ B s-wod a : • very - *gT*- -• ' -t over y 's i*ren growed! rr.a stands < roun-1 and bosses Me and ma:k-s me Haste? she &*z that w^rkin' in thee Ground is fer h ys _ <!•:■ ar.d tM■ kj* S:a\a- r: ■»' a:.-? * - n v>. . Maik*- :n- prise t1.*— Pay won i : -rj : af a t : .r.g _ do but ! xj! thee Time away’. she sez * ha: won t h Ku n. pn > • c* rr. -s shell tell em it was ME - Radishes "Gist 1.--K aT tr.is • r* tv b it i don t f are I t praise AHEAD an' Ktmipr.v • urns . sta> v.v.~r i I «• * ’.•:*■ ear: • - and p.a> Las*--Bail TODA3 Saving the Country. Act i rding to he late rt httelaw Reid the girl graduate of to-day would better learn how to Lit divorce in the solar plexus than find Italy lying beyond the Alps. Mr. Reid admits with entire abandon ’ha: the rapids are below us and below ’he rapids is a barbed wire fence loaded with javelin?. Real refinement says Mr. Reid, is what -b- young women of this iand should sow in the hot-beds of "heir characters, rather than seeds to the whit 1 wind : empty van:*.- and a de sire to g<-T their busts ten rayed in a - • • f a Send inc. WLrelaw comes down on the ■ vain pom; end glory of this world" ■ike a hired man slapping a holstein heif«r on 'he ack with a wet board. Much wo;P; mist be done, he avows, tc rest > us from the eddying whirl ■ - - - - and feminini'; . The zi:l graduate, with woman s white hand, must awake and pluck us from the maelstrom of na tional error and boarding house hash. We need higher ideals, and incident ally. a few mere buttons on the hack band of our pantaloon seats: fewer divorces, fewer shingle nails and firmer allegiance to 'he old trui-m 'the foot that -ocks the craile rules the world I" With 64.0M persons divorced in this country in the last twenty years, and more bills for ab solutioo of the marriage ties pending, the domestic statistics are g - muddled tea- no child, however wise, can tell its own father. Mr Reid is entirely rich'. The sweet girl graduate in her curl • tper frizzes and taffeta gown shoul 1 .• .-is: in hi'ching her afi'oiaobiie to the stars. The boulevards to the ethereal skies are already too crowded. What we need in this country is a woman who will guarantee chastity, forbear ance and clean laundry Sundays. Wednesdays and Fridays, home-made •biscuits four times a week and a eoo 1 ing disposition that will take the kinks out of dyspepsia and make this w ;id happy though married. Until th»-n we are sadly and irretrievably lost' Uet us hear from the ladies. Are they for us or against us? Turn Backward. O Skipper. The sky to the west is blue. With sometimes a cloud b tide. The hills are of em'raid h \>\ Ail 1 loti • 1 in a grown of pr. : ! The oak and the poplar wave. With cherry and elm and ash I> P > k< that the firs: f.r» ? . sed i Are arpeted o’er with moss! Ti.r dells are a-bloom with flv-w’rs We. . < to t'i>- w:rd-gv is i>-ss Th*ir songs in the busy hours! And ‘ . ' 1 stag Conversant with all. is there. A-sport where tl>: riffles r; _ At res: where the sand is K. * ! I know where this Eden lies! *Tis w > re I. a boy. w as free To play at " The Bend” I prize When now I am out at sea’ Far out from the home I knew. Far out rast the beacon !:u: I pray. O Ye Skipper li Turn ha kward for just t->-r. » .! Locating a Public Square. Here's a puzzle for l'n .e Bv The Daily Oklahoman says: "Th* Temple • Okla.» men did not shirk their duty when a negro insulted a white woman there, and when she could not identify him the m»*n rour.ded up 11 negroes and beat them in the public square.” Now we want Uncle By to tt ll t-s where a ne gro’s “public square” is.—Sailing «Okla.» Messenger. If these negroes were grocery-store nibblers I should say that a negro's public square would be just back of his private roundhouse. Botany. A profess turing in an Iowa city. In his discourse j he attempted to show the great value of flowers and their near relationship to 1 human beings. He concluded his re marks by saying: The Lord t at me made a daisy.” Whereupon some or. ■ in the audience called out: “You bet he | did!” It was several minutes before the professor discovered why every one laughed.—Times, Madison. Ohio. Slightly Mutilated. When we think what the dog did io the following advertised-for stock, we do not wonder that the sows left home: Making “Fun" of Ear Washing. Should the small child object to ; having his ears washed use a shaving trush in place of a brush, and the op eration will be completed with sati- j faction and ease on both sides.—Good Housekeeping. A New Method. "Well, this IS funny," exclaimed Tommy, when he saw his first trolley j car; "I’ve seen wagons pulled by horses, and I've seen 'em go by sieam, but 1 never seen ’em run by a clothes prop beior.’" f*OT M£ANT FOR Tr-E AC'C ? New Jersey Pest Respc-s i: * *'c- Er thusiast c "Apciause.' A certain thea':.'-i: * drear;-' and unsa'e^s.-' arrived in a sma:: N- v Tha: night, thouch :► - or general uprising of ’ tber- was enough bond < ** arouse the t: s dej» " - The leading man - >T- • • lights afte: the £rst :if ■' profoundly. ?•: 1 t: - ' tinned. When he eh ; - - • • • • saw an Ir:-n • : heartily. "We -r.a* of that?" asked •' - out his chest. •What d'ye mean Irishman. "Why. the hand-cla;: .:.g was the reply. Hand-cla; : xt ■'Yes," said the Th* -' giving me enough a;; they appreciate r • "D' ye call tha' a; - ■* the old fel: w v. • . - plause. Thot * the aid.-* - mosquitoes —Ew- - Returnees H ne. A man returned -c h:- ta after having en:s-a,(si • Br.me 2<» years previ • • about different vi :uu* * known in the M da; - . the v-wn drun k a . - ‘ "Oh he'; dead. »a; •* • “Well we:: d-ad an : t - •> "Nope : U d: ' v; : •'Didn't bury tins* e former resident did they do »;-fc • •'Oh they ;js: ; -:t; . i. _ *. _ the jus.” h Sheer white gre-ds :u fs * wash goods when new • - their attractiveness *.v are atcadetei •h;.- ••.■ r manner to ex. hat:- tn* ty. Home laund-: - ly satisfactory If ; - - a • given starch ng being - itr »: - ■ strength to stiffen, wrh the good.- 7r; : •• it. - - you » : be -asan improved ityattt e Reve'oe's ru'.ccs - ■ He who from a r and facility of •• • - injuries rereived v a very great at . a ■ •.ting: b?: he w'r.t nettled to the quirk bj shot'.: fortify -*-it w • of reason aga.r -r -1. of revenge, and. af-e a - .. ci-v; t: = j: r. w less iz a great c-.a. m. e — The er-5'- itr.iT '* white g . • . . - I-ortance. Def.tr.> >•. from aii injur;*: ;; ■ : only one w. • fa: rics its - y t •' er makes ha': Starch ne- *-.■ - • perfect Sr.irfc. >; ...; to - goods wtr* new. Irsict Cre'- its Failing to eve > u_ 3am: s. a one t cried - • serration cf Ca-- a I naturalist, £■. w mu ■ ■* hour or two wj-h cth* first visiting a fountain the sugar, they were sc* t t - ter from their c: »ps wi on • up the syrup = termed. Omaha Director, CHE’Ap®? .Luii Wc Want You to Get the Mas- L | ersf Fpofroei: ion Ever Mxdo I an * Gasoline Engine. It.YT,’~V° Oics G?s: ns Enr ns f: ss U S i¥xiT Si*tr >^*=a Ms s ) ) IVORY POLISH For Furrtiture arid Fieri. . GOOD FOTi A. My WOOD r'LclANS and potijH-s^ rr and restores tire aru=-.. Car. nc thewood m ary way. Goaraiu rd T: perfect satisfaction. Absolutely tf • funutare pohsb on tbe mariet. !• >u- - doesn t cany it send os His naae aa: - - wtU see that you are suppuec. Prs.e . 5 and 50 cents. i Orchid & Wilhelm OMAHA. >f BRASS \ PRIVATE WIRE J. E. von Dorn Commission 0:. Mfm >r r-: F c ; Omaha i .rain ELachai _; Grain, Provisions and Stcc» Sought and Sold fcr immediate or r GRA1S BOUGHT AND SOLD Car Lit. Track bids made or. a" : Consignments Solicited. *00-701-776 Brandcls Birds: . C r »*a Ih.-si icm 1 flMAUA the brightest UlrSHlIM SPOT ON THE MAF i GOOD PLACE xo Invent you can get inw S't to !Q(; On Improved Prcp= Write U« Hon Much Vo*; K % HASTINGS and HEYD£\ 1704 Farnam St. Omafia, .Vcir i h. The Pax-on <\>r. Itith arias « AH.I. Xtr. R. i. Rea**'Eat* ;*r OMAHA TENT & AWNING GO Tents, Awnings, etc L.ir.*. - [Thioagv. Write tor pr e before buying. Cor. ilth arj Harr,-. [>rs. Hailey A >I.u - 3M Skur Block, a it 1 K _ -" ~ rvmai eftce in the M-. it;gh g ado Ik ; •. siry Steel Rails for Ruiidin,. iVhy use I leans for buil*. vork: SecvMisI hand rails are be- , iatl for ha’f the price. For j. . . - *• \ -• ntormtuion, addn-ss A. B. ALPlS* 3*-^ — \ Do You Drink Coffee t%Ly put the cheap, ran*. - ■ouraumiaca when pure GERM AN-AM E R iCA -OFFEE cum* no itiore« las. s. , - h*. \ px*cer sells :t cr can get it