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SYNOPSIS.
A men! of tin eighteen!!; in
fant!-, front f>'iirr Betlium- mtoped by
Indians sr. a narrow gorge. Among tiiem
. a arranger who.introduce*; himself by
to- nunc of Hampton. aiao Gillis the
lets’ trader, anti his daughter Gillis and
« majority of the soldiers are killed dur
ing u tnree days sieg. Hamplun and
in* girl only esrgqte front lie Indians
Tne\ fall exhausted on the plains A
company of the Seventi. cavulrv. Unin.
Bran; tn command find them Hampton
and tic girl stop at file Miners' Home in
• Item-aid Mrs. IhifTt proprietress. Hamp
tot iaiits the future over with Aims Gii
lis—iite Kid. She shows him her mott
s picture and tells him wita! site can
o. ne* parentage and life. They decide
»: - shall live with Airs Herndon Maids
tite Kid—runs Bln, from Airs Herndon's
and rejoins Hampion. H* induces her to
go t>a k and to have nothing more to do
will, him Hampion plays his last game
of cards He announces to Ued Slavin
■oh' 11* has ipiit, anti then leaves Glen
• aid.
CHAPTER IX— Continued.
tie .-wept the circle of excited faces,
his ever, glow-ins like two diamonds,
his thiE lips compressed into a single
straight line.
‘ Mr. Slavin appears to have lost his
previous sense of humor " he re
marked. calmly. "I will now make my
staiemem for the third rime—this was
my last game Perhaps some ol you
gentlemen also may discover this to
i*e amusing."
The heavy, strained breathing of the
motionless crowd was his only answer,
am! a half smite oi bitter contempt
curled Hampton s Ups. as he swept
over then: a last defiant glance.
“Not quite so humorous as it seemed
to he ic first, 1 reckon." he commented.
dr> y. "Slavin." and he prodded the
red giant once more with his foot.
"I n. going out : i; you make any at
tempt to leave this room within the
next five minutes I'll kill you in your
tracks, as I would a mad dog. You
stacked cards twice to-night, but the
last time I beat you fairly at your own
game."
He held aside the heavy curtains
with his left hand and hacked slowly
on: facing them, the deadly revolver
-.liming ominously in the other. Not
0 man moved Slavin glowered at him
Iron: the floor an impotent curse upon
his lips. Then the red drapery fell.
Whiie the shadow's of the long night
stiirimng over the valley. Naida. toss
ing restlessly upon her strange bed
within the humble yellow house at the
fork of the trails, was aroused to
w-akefuiness by the pounding of a
horse's holds on the piank bridge
spanning the creek. She drew aside
rhe curtain and looked out. shading
her eyes to see clearer through the
poor glass. All she perceived was a
somewhat deepe; smudge when the
rider swept rapidly past, horse and
man a shapeless shadow . Three hours
later she awoke again, this time to the
full glare of day. and to the remem
brance that she was now facing a new
life. As she lay there thinking, her
eyes troubled but tearless, far away
on the sun-kissed uplands Hampton
was spurring forward his horse, al
ready peginning to exhibit signs of
weariness.
CHAPTER X.
The Arrival of Miss Spencer.
Miss Phoebe Spencer, the pioneer
school teacher of Giencaid. came di
rect from the far east her starting
point some little junction place hack
in Vermont, although she proudly
named Boston as her home, having
once visited in that metropolis for
threi delicious weekh. She was of an
ardent, impressionable nature. Her
mind was nutured upon eastern con
ceptions of our common country*, her
imag’iiation aglow with weird tales of
the tronrier, and her bright eyes jier
cefvei the vivid coloring of romance
Hi euun pruian ouject west OI the
tawny Missouri. AU appeared so dif
fereirt from that established life to
which she hud grown accustomed —
the people, the country, the pictur
esque language,—while her brain so
Teemed with lurid pictures of border
experiences and heroes as to reveal
romantic possibilities everywhere. As
her eager eyes traced the serrated
l«'uks of a snow-clad mountain range,
net neart throldieti with anticipation
u: wonders vet to come. Homesick -
ness was a thing undreamed of: her
active brain responded to each new
impression.
She sat eomfortatWy ensconced in
the back seat of the old. battered red
coach, surrounded by cushions for pro
lection from continual bouncing, as
the .lebu in charge urged his restive
muies down the desolate valley of the
Jtear Water. Her cheeks were flushed,
her widerqien eyes filled with ques
xioning her pale fluffy hair frolicking
with the breeze as pretty a picture of
young womanhood as any one could
wish to see. Nor was she unaware of
this fact During the final stage of
her journey she had found two con
genial souls, sufficiently picturesque
to harmonize with her ideas of wild
western romance.
These two men were lolling in the
leas comfortable seat opposite, secret
ly longing for a quiet smoke outside,
yet neither willing to desert this east
•err divinity to his rival. The big fel
low . his arm run carelessly through
the leather sling, his bare head pro
jecting half out of the open window ,
w-as Jack Moffat, half-owner of the
■'Golden Rule." and enjoying a well
earned reputation as the most ornate
anti artistic liar in the territory. For
two hoars he had been exercising his
taient to the full, and merely paused
now in search of some fresh inspira
tion. holding in supreme and silent
contempt the rather feeble imitations
of his less-gifted com pan ion.
The fly in the ointment of this long
day's ride, the third party, whose on
rather seriously interfered with the ,
latter’s flights of imagination, was Wil- '
Jiam McNeil, foreman of the "Bar V"
ranch over on Sinsiniwa cree a Me-j
Neil was not much of a talker, having
an impediment in his speech, and be
ing a trifle bashful in the presence of!
a iady. But he caught the eye.—a
slenderly built, reckless fellow,
smoothly shaven, with a strong chin
and bright laughing eyes.—and as he
lolled carelessly back in his 1 tears kin
"chaps" and wide-brimmed -sombrero
occasionally throwing in some cool
insinuating comment regarding Mof
fat's recitals, the latter experienced a
strong inclination to heave him over
board. The slight hardening of Mc
Neil's eyes at such moments had thus
tar served, however, as sufficient re
straint. w'hile the unobservant Miss
Siienoer. unaware of the silent due!
thus being conducted in her very pres
ence. divided her undisguised admira
tion. playing havoc with the suscepti
hie heart of each, ami al! unconscious
ly iaying the foundations for future
trouble.
"Why. how truly remarkable!" she'
exclaimed, her cheeks glowing. "It s
all so different from the east : heroism
seems to lie in the very air of this
country, and your adventure was so
very unusual. Iion’t you think so. Mr.
McNeil""
The silent foreman hitched himself
suddenly upright, his face unusual!;
solemn. "Why—eh—yes. miss—you
might—eh—say that. He." with a flip
of his hand toward the other, " eh—re
minds me—of—eh—an old friend.'
"Indeed? How extremely interest
ing!" eagerly scenting a new story.
"Please tel! nte who it was, Mr. Mc
Neil."
"Oh—eh—knew him when 1 was a
uoy—eh— M uncita usen
Mr. Moffat drew in his head violent
ly. with an exclamation nearly pro
eer." he said, cheerfully. “That's the
spire of the new Presbyterian church
sticking up above the ridge.'’
“Oh. indeed' How glad I am to be
here safe at last’"
“How—eh—did you happen to—eh i
—recognize the church ?" asked Mr.
McNeil with evident admiration.
“You—eh—can't see it from the sa
loon.”
Moffat disdained reply, and the
lurching stage rolled rapidly down the
valley, the mules now lashed into a
wild gallop to the noisy accompani
ment of the driver's whip.
The hoof’s clattered across the nar- ,
row bridge, and. with a sudden swing,
all came to a sharp stand, amid a 1
cloud of dust before a naked yellow :
house.
“Here’s where you get out. miss."
announced the Jehu, leaning down
from his seal to iieer within. “Thi.
yere is the Herndon shebang “
The gentlemen inside assisted Miss
Silencer to descend in safety to the
weed-bordered walk, where she stood
shaking her ruffled plumage into
sha|ie. and giving directions regarding
her luggage. Then the two gentle
men emerged, Moffat trearing a grip
case. a bandbox, and a basket, while
McNeil supported a shawl-strap and a
small trunk. Thus decorated they
meekly followed her lead up the nar- 1
row path toward the from door. The
latter opened suddenly, and Mrs.
Herndon bounced forth with vocifev- .
ous welcome.
“Why, Phoebe Spencer, and have
you really cornel I didn't expect you'd
get along before nexi week. Oh. this
seems too nice to see you again: al
most as good as going home to Yer- j
mom. You must be completely tired
out.’’
“Hear Aunt Lydia: of course I’m
glad to lie here. Btrt I'm not in the j
least tired. I've had such a delightful
trip." She glanced around smilingly .
upon her perspiring cavaliers. "Oh j
put those things down, gentlemen— j
anywhere there on the grass; they :
can be carried in later, it was so !
kind of you both."
“Hey, there 1” sang out the driver, j
growing impatient, "if you two gents j
arf> aimin to go down town with this
outfit, vou'd better be pilin' in lively, ]
ter I can't stay here all day.”
M off at glanced furtively aside ai
McNeil, only to discover that indi- j
vidual quietly seated on the trunk |
He promptly droppet. his own grip.
"Drive on with your butcher's cart," j
he called out spitefully. “I reckon it's
no special honor to ride to town."
Thi pleasanily smiling young worn
an glanced from one to the other, her j
eyes fairly dancing, as the lumbering :
"You Will Promise. Won't You?"
fane, yet ltefore he could speak Miss
Spencer intervened.
"Munchausen! Why. Mr McNeil,
i you surely do not intend to question
the truth of Mr. Moffat's narrative”"
The foreman's eyes twinkled humor
, ously. but the lines of his face re
! niained calmly impassive ‘‘My—eh—
reference." he explained, gravely, "was
' —eh—entirely to the—eh—local color.
! the—eh—expert touches."
"Oh!"
"Yes. miss. It’s—eh—had taste out
here to—eh—doubt anybody's word-—
eh—publicly."
Moffat stirred uneasily, bis hand
flung behind him. bin McNeil was gar
ing into the lady's fair face, appar
; ently unconscious of any other pres
j ence.
“Hut all tiiis time you have not fa
, vored me with any of your own ad
' ventures. Mr. McNeil. I am very sure
you must hswe had hundreds out ca
the*-* wide plains.”
i The somewhat embarrassed foreman
shook his bend discouraging y.
“Oh. but J just know you have, only
j you are sc modest about recounting
them. Now. that scar just under your
hair—really it is not at all unbecom
ing—surely that reveals a story. Was
, it caused by an Indian arrow?"
McNeil crossed his legs, and wiped
j his damp forehead with the hack o: i
1 his hand. "Hoof of a damn pack
! mule," he explained, forgoing him
aelf. “The—eh—cuss lifted me ten
| feet."
Moffat laughed hoarsely, hut as the
i foreman straightened up quickly, the
amazed girl joined happily in. and his
own face ini nan tty exhibited the con
tagion. i
“Ain’t much—eh—ever happens out
an a ranch.” lie said, doubtfully, “ex
cept dorigin steers, and—eh—bustin'
broncoes.”
Moffat hai Ihis head craned out of
the window muse more. In an apparent
to ignore all further
.coach disaptteared through the red
dust.
■‘How very nice of you to remain."
she exclaimed. "Aunt Lydia, I am so
anxious for you to meet my friends,
Mr. Moffat and Mr. McNeil. They
have iteen so thoughtful and entertain
ing all the way up the Bear Water,
and they explained so many things
that I did not understand."
She swept impulsively down toward
them, both hands extended, the bright
glances of her eyes bestowed impar
tially.
“I cannot invite you to came into
the house now." she exclaimed, sweet-!
iy. "for I am almcet like a stranger
here myself, but J do hope you will
both of you call I shall be so very
lonely at first, and you are my earliest
acquaintances. You will promise,
won't you?"
McNeil bowed, painfully clearing
has throat, but Moffat succeeded in
expressing his pleasure with a weli
ronnded sentence.
•'I felt sure you would. Bm now I
must really say good-by for this time
and go in with Aunt Lydia. I know 1
must be getting horribly burned out
here in this b.ot sun. 3 shall always
be so grateful to you both."
And the two radiant knights walked
together toward the road, neither
uttering a word.
CHAPTER XL
Eccommg Acquainted.
Once within the cooi shadows of the
living-room. Sirs. Herndon again be
thought herself to kiss her niece in a
fresh glow of welcome, whilp the lai
ter sank into a convenient rocket and
began enthusiastically expressing her
unbounded en joyment tif the west, and
of the impressions gathered during
her journey. Suddenly the elder wont
an glanced about and exclaimed,
laughingly. "Why. 1 had completely
forgotten. You have not yet met your
room-male. Come out here, Xaida:
this is my niece, Phoebe Spencer.”
The girl thus addressed advanced,
a slende1.*, graceful figure dressed in
white, and extended her hand shyly.
Miss Spencer clasped it warmly, her
eyes upon the flushed, winsome face.
"And is thte Naida Gillis!” she
cried. ”1 am so delighted that you
are still here, and that we are to be
together. Aunt Lydia has written so
much about you that 1 feel as if we
must have known each other for
years. 'Why. how pretty you are!"
Naida‘s cheeks were burning, and j
her eyes fell, but site had never yet
succeeded in conquering the blunt in
de]>endence of her speech. ' Nobody
else ever says so." Bhe said, uneasily.
“Perhaps it's the light."
Miss Bneneer turned her about bo
as to face the window "Well, yon
are." she announced, decisively. "I I
guess I know: you’ve got magnificent
hair, anti your eyes are perfectly won- j
rierful. You just don’t fix yourself up !
right: Aunt Lydia never did have any j
taste in such things, but I’ll make a
new girl out of you. Let’s go upstairs:
I'm simply dying to see our room, and
get some of my drttsses unpacked.
They must look j ter feet frights by this
time."
They came down perhaps an hour
later, hand in hand, and chattering
like old friends The shades of earjy
evening were already falling across j
the valley. Herndon had returned
home fTtmi his day's work, and had
brought with him Hew Howard Wyn
koop fot supper. Miss Sj»ence: viewed
the young man with approval, and im
mediately became more than usually
vivacious in recounting the incidents I
of her long journey, together with her
early impressions of the western coun
try. Mr. Wvnkoop responded with an
interest far from being assumed.
“I have found it all so strange, so
unique. Mr. Wynkoop,” Bhe explained.
"The country is like a new world to
me. and the people do not seem at all
like those of the east. They lead such
a wild, untrammeled life. Everything
about stjems to exhale the spirit of ro
mance; don't you find it so""
He smiled at her enthusiasm, his
glance of undisguised admiration on
her* lace. “3 certainly recall some such
earlier conception.’’ he admitted.
“Those just arriving from the environ- ;
ment of an older civilization perceive
merely the picturesque elements; but
my iater experiences have been de
cidedly prosaic.”
“Why. Mr. Wvnkoop’ how could '
they be? Your work is heroic. It is !
jterfectly grand! Why, the very men |
I met seem to yield me a broader con- j
eeption of life and duty; they are so j
brave, so modest, so active. Is—is j
Mr. Moffat a member of your church?” j
The minister cleared his throat, his i
cheeks reddening. “Mr. Moffat" Ah, J
no: not exactly. Do you mean the ■
mine-owner, .lack Moffat"”
“Yes, 1 think so; he told me he j
owned a mine—the Golden Rule the
name was. the very choice in words j
would seem to indicate his religious i
nature. You have tlte only church in i
Glencaid. I understand, and 1 wonder
greatly he has never joined you. But ;
Ijerhaps he may be prejudiced against
your denomination. There is so much
narrowness in religion. But I left
every prejudice east of the Missouri."
she declared, laughingly, "every one.
social and religious. I'm going to be
a true westerner, from the top of my
head to the toe of my shoe. Is Mr.
McNeil in your church?"
The minister hesitated. “I really do
not recall the name. ” he confessed at
last, reluctantly. “I scarcely think I
can have ever met the gentleman.”
(TO BE CONTESTED.)
Busybodtes.
“1 never saw bucIi a rubber-neck."
sneered Mrs. Gabble. “Just because
the doctor stopped at our house yes
terda: she immediately wanted to
know what was the matter " “Yes."
replied Mrs.. Naybor; “1 wonder how
she'd like the rest of us to he that
curious about her. You know the doc
tor stopi»ed at her house to-day, too "
“You don't say? 1 wonder what's the
matter there?"—Catholic Standard
and Times.
Wasn t Prepared to Swear.
Of Course His Friend Bill Newer Stole
These Chickens, But—
A tall, rusty-hinged, loose-galted col
ored man walked into the office of O.
P. Mclllrath the oilier day with an offi
cial looking document in his hand.
Mclllrath recognised him as a man
who had done some whitewashing for
to git ole Bill Johnson outen de work
house. His iambi;- ain't got sca’cely
them noiuiw. Ttyyi ^dinr
him 1 was all right, on he said if you'd
sign this paper maybe he could let Bill
out.” “Well,” said Mclllrath. “you
just sign right down here, that you
know that Bill didn't steal the chick
ens. .Just take oath to that before
me as a notary, and then I*U sign it.”
‘"Whut's that, Mitfti Mdllr-a-ath?
Ton mean 1 most sweuh to it! Huh!
—” Be scratched his liead and began
| CANDY NOT HARD TO MAKE.
Delicious Confection Is That Known
as Chocolate Pralines.
This is what is required; Five
ounces of loaf sugar, four ounces of
almonds, coating cl acolate.
Blanch and shred the almonds.
Pm them on u tin in the oven anil
brown them slightly.
Rinse a pan out in cold water, put
the BugHt into it, let it melt slowly,
then boil it until it is a golden brown.
Nest turn it tin to an oiled slab nr
dish, and leave it till eold. Then
pound the sugar to dus? in a mortar.
Pound the almonds to a paste, and
then put the sugar and almonds to
gether and pound them till they are
oily.
Shape the mixture with your hands
into little balls, squares and cork
siiajted pieces, and leave them on a
tin till dry.
Then melt some ‘coating choco
late.” gently dip each ball, etc., into
the melted chocolate, and put it on a
greased paper till it isllry.
These are most delicious, and. while
lieing very expensive to buy. can he
made at a very small cost.
TRY THIS “KISS PUDDING."
Something New in the Way of a
Light and Delicious Dewert.
Put one pint of milk in a double
boiler; heat to boiling point and add
rhree tablespoonfuls of sugar and two
tablespoonfuls of cornstarch, which
which have been dissolved in a little
milk. Let boil, stirring constantly;
add the whites of three eggs, which
have been beaten to a very stiff
froth: bear the mixture well and pour
into teacups, filling them half full.
Set aside to cool and make sauce
or same as follows: Bring to boiling
l»oint one pint of milk in a double boil
er, then add three tabiespoonfuls
sugar and three beaten egg yolks. :
thinned with one tablespoonful milk
Stir constantly until it thickens ide
not boil or it will curdle), flavor with
lemon or vanilla and add a pinch or
salt. Cool and pour over pudding
and serve.
Candied Chestnuts.
Cook a pint of chestnuts until len
der in slightly salted water, drain.
Melt two ounces of chocolate over hot
water and add a teaspoonful of vaniia
Mix one cupful of granulated sugar
with two tablespoonfuls of water, boil
without stirring until a little dropped
into cold water crystallizes to the
brittle point at once. Take it off the
fire and add the chocolate. Dip the
chestnuts one by one into this, laying
them on waxed paper. Der cool and
store in air-tight cans. The chocolate
may be omitted and the sirup colored j
pink or green and if flavored with
wintergreen or peppermint makes a
pretty and acceptable after dinnei
sweet.
Autumn Leaf Cakes.
Two cups flour, two eggs, half tea
spoon salt, one teaspoon cold water j
Mix all together, flour breadboard
lightly, roll the mixture into a large
thin sheet, cut with a sharp knife two
inch squares, and drop a few at a time J
in deep hot butter: when brown on
one side turn over, remove from fry
mg pan. put in more leaves: when all j
are done sprinkle with powdered
sugar You will have a large platter ;
of the most delicious cookies that the
most delicate stomach can digest. The
hot butter makes them grow into the
most lovely shapes that resemble fall
en leaves.
Ensalada Mixta.
This is a refreshing Cuban saiad
On a foundation of crisp lettuce leave?
place bite of cold boiled potatoes, I
string beans, asparagus, slices of raw
onion, also of green sweet peppers
olives, cold boiled eggs and radishes
Pour over all a dressing of oil. salt. '
pepper and vinegar. TbiE is a good
way to use small quantities of vege
tables left over, as corn, peas, beets
and other things add to the toothsome- ;
ness of it. A little care in arranging
makes also a pretty dish
Washing Dishes Made Easy.
Put a dish pan half full of water !
on the stove when you begin to get j
dinner. As yon use a pan or dish
wash it and put it away. Lastly, wash
frying pans and kettles, then throw
out water. After dinner von will not
have such a discouraging looking
kitchen. There will be no pans or
kettles with dried food to lie soaked
out, and the dishes front the dining
room are easily washed.
Bonbon Cake.
Make an angel food cake and bake
in three layers. Make a boiled icing
and flavor with iemon. First layer
spread with icing, then layer of cran
berry jelly and another of icing
Second layer spread witli icing, then
chopped dates and nut meats mixed
with enough jelly to spread, then an
spread with icing and sprinkle over
with blanched and ground almonds.
To Clean an Iron Sink.
An iron sink which is badly discol
ored with rust, and which is covered I
with a thick coat of grease, may be i
cleaned with kerosene oil. The sink ;
is simply rubbed with an abundance j
of kerosene. Apply the oil at night,
so that no water need be run into the
sink for several hours. Then in tbe
morning it should be wiped dry.
Shoes in Housework.
If you must do your own housework :
see that yonr shoes are loose and ab
solutely comfortable. Change them >
moreover in the afternoon, as nothing I
rests the feet more. If your feet get ;
so tired that you fee! you cannot stand
up another moment, and your feet
are swollen, take time to dip them in
cold water and give them a vigor
ous rub.
Fondeau.
Slice a stale roll. Pour over it
three gills of bailing milk; when
soaked beat tt and mix with one-hall
pound grated cheese and the volte oi
four eggs well beaten: lastly fold in
the stiffly beaten whiles. Pour into
paper forms and bake 20 minutes.
HIS TURN, TO CRITICISE.
... A. .1 ■
Youngster Felt Called on to Manifest
Disapproval of Prayer.
Little John. who. at the mature age
— four, has learned the Lord's Prayer,
is often criticised by his sister, two
vears older, for slight mis taker; which
he cannot always avoid in offering the
petition. A few Sundays ago he was
taken to church for the firs! time.
When the moment for the prayer ar
rived and the congregation bowed
their heads John's mother took the
precaution to whisper to him that he
must be very quiet. “Listen.' she
said, ‘'and von will heat the minister
pray.” ThiE interested John at once,
and his little lace took on a look of
serious attention, but hiF mother,
watching him covertly, saw his ex
pression change presently to one of
surprise and disapproval. A few min
utes more, and he could stand it no
longer. What could this man be say
ing? Not a word of the prayer did
he recognize as the only formula he
had ever heard called by that name.
“Why. mother," he exclaimed, in a
tone audible over nearly half the
church, “do you hear? He isn't say
ing it right at all'"
SORES AS BIG AS PENNIES.
Whole Head and Neck Covered—Hair
All Came Out—Cured in Three
Weeks by Cuticura.
“After having the measles my whole
head and neck were covered with scaly
sores about as large as a penny They
were just as thick as they could tie.
My hair all came out. I let the trou
ble run along, taking the doctor's blood
remedies and rubbing on salve, but it
did not seem to get any better. It
stayed that way for about six months:
then I got a set of the Cuticura Reme
dies. and in about a week I noticed a
big difference, and in three weeks it
was well entirely and 1 have not had
the trouble any more, and as this was
seven years ago. I consider myself
cured. Mrs. Henry Porter. Albion.
Neb., Aug. 25, 1906.”
EQUAL TO THE OCCASION.
This Servant Grr! Was Evidently a
Person of Resource.
As a source of humor the Irish ser
vant girl has long since fallen from
her high estate, a result probably due
to the better class of young women
from the Emerald Isle who come here
annually to help confuse the eternal
'servant girl question." But now and
again one of the old. naively ignorant
sort turns up in a New York house
hold. as was demonstrated the other
day to a caller at a house on the West
Side
The girl who responded to the belt
was asked if her mistress was af
home To this inquiry she surprised
the caller by putting her arms behind
her back and replying in a rich
brogue, as she thrust her face toward
the caller: "Put th' tickets in me
mouth, tna'am, an' I’ll go an' see. Me
hands is wet."—X. Y. Press.
PROOF FOR TWO CENTS.
If You Suffer with Your Kidneys and
Back Write to This Man.
G W Winner. Medina, X. Y.. in
vites kidney sufferers to write to him
To all who enclose
postage he will re- !
ply telling how
Doan's Kidney Pills
cured him after he
had doctored and
had been in two
different hospitals
for eighteen
months, suffering
intense pain in the
back, lameness,
twinges when
stooping or lifting, languor, dizzy
spells and rheumatism “Before I
used Doan s Kidney Pills,'' save air.
Winney, “I weighed 143. After taking
10 or 12 boxes 1 weighed 162 and was
completely cured."
Sold by all dealers. 50 cents a box.
Foster-Miiburn Co.. Buffalo, K. Y.
At the County Fair.
“Doing a land-office business, eh?”
remarked the man from the city.
“What is that you are selling, any
way ?"
“Blessed if I know myself, boss."
whispered the fakir at the county
fair: “it has zigzag lines all over it
and when a woman comes up I sell it
to her as a skirt pattern and when a
man comes up I sell it to him as a
guaranteed and genuine .map of Mars.”
Vith a smooth Iron and Defiance
Starch, you can launder your shirt
waist just as well at home as the
steam laundry can: it will have the
proper stiffness and finish, there will
tie less wear and tear of the good.-,
and It will be a positive pleasure to
use a Starch that does not stick to the
iron.
If people would neither borrow nor
lend there would he more life-long
friendships.
The
General Demand
of the Well-Informed of the World has
always been for n simple, pleasant and
efficient liquid laxative remedy of known
value; a laxative which physician- could
sanction for family use because its com
ponent parts are known to tltem to be
wholesome and truly beneficial in effectr
acceptable to the system and gentle, vet
prompt, in action.
In supplying that demand with its ex
cellent combination of Syrup of Figs and
Elixir of Senna, tlie California Fig Syrup
Co. proceeils along ethical lines and relics
on the merits (if the laxative for its remark
able success.
That is one of many reasons why
>vrup of Figs ami Illixir of Senna is given
tiic preference by the Well-Informed.
To get its beneficial effects always buy
tiie genuine—manufactured by the Cali
fornia Fig Syrup Co., only, and for sale
by all leading druggists. Price fifty cents
per battle.
Experience.
“Experience m the best teacher.'"
remarked the man who indulges in
trite sayings.
"Yes' answered the skeptic; “but
occasional!? , as in distinguishing be
tween mushrooms and toadstools,
your education comes too late to be
of any service.”
Typical Farm Scene:. Showing Stock Fa mac fet
WESTERN CANADA
of the choi««f .and* for grain growing
stock raisin? and xnix«d farming in the new dis
tricts 01 Saskatchewan and Alberta have re
cently been Opened tor Settlement under the
Revised Homestead Regulations
Entry may now Bp made by proxy (on certain
condition*;, by the father, mother, son. daugh
ter. brother or sister of an intending: home
•leader Thousands of homestead*, of 100 acre*
each are thus now easily available in thee
grea.* grain-growmg;. stock raisin? and mixed
lamnn: sections
There yon will find healthful climate, good
neighbor*, churches for family worship. schools
for your children. jt*mhi laws, splendid crop*,
and railroad* convenient to market.
Entry fee in each case is 910.00. For pamph
let. -Last Best Wert.' particulars a* to rates,
route*, best time u> go and where to Locate,
apply to
W.V. HE!fRETT.
•91 Rmr Y«rfc Life ftniUi*. Oamhi. Rhmfe
HERE IT IS
It Speaks for Itself
The Typev.Tttirr ,gg-.v
of the t —
$30 AN HOUR SS
MERRY GO ROUNDS
W*- hLki Bunabmnv lunw UuztMu Btrik«ru. otc.
WuLBUiiri. Ikp.lL fc'JKTH Tu.sowaXIjjl.fi. T.
RHEUMATISM
is moat painful.
What s good ?
S-JACOBS OIL
Gives instant relief
Removes the twinges.
USE IT, THEM YOU’LL KNOW
SSc.—ALL DRUGGISTS—50s.
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