Iwp City Northwestern B. W. BURLEIGH, Public her. mam arr. - . Nebraska Ingenious But Nuv Inventive. Women hare great ingenuity la adapting old contrivances to new ends, bat little power for inventions. The patent office at Washington contains, te be sure, many models from femi nine hands, some useful and some fan tastic.. For example, one woman who wished to combine gardening and poul try-raising invented an anti-scratchlng appliance for the feet of her hens; but it Is te be feared the condition of tha feathered flock suffered from lack of their customary relish of worms. Most of the popular and effective conveni ences of personal and domestic life have been made by men. A woman can do more things with a hairpin than a man could ever accomplish. She will pick a lock, extract a bean from a baby’s ear or nose, run a string into a curtain, bang a picture or button her boots with the useful hairpin. But in spite of the frantic demand for a prac ticable pocket, she has not invented one; and she still washes and wipes by hand the family dinner dishes. A woman's ability to make the best of things as they are is a distinct charac teristic of the sex. says Youth's Com panion. It would be sadly missed if it were to be supplanted by even a high •rder ef original inventiveness. For this easy, rapid adaptation of inade quate means to desired ends is applied by a woman not only to the machinery •f the household, but to the human farces among which she lives. The in genious wife adapts even a clumsy husband and an inexperienced cook to the production of domestic harmony. A Reasonable Expranation. Henry James is credited with the remark that he “never heard an Amer ican woman say ‘thank you.’ ” We con jecture, says Chicago Tribune, that on •ne or more occasions Mr. James has risen in a crowded car and offered a seat to some woman who did not say “thank you” for the reason that she recognized him by his printed por traits and knew she would not have tins* to say: "Sensible in a high de gree, although it should be observed, perhaps, that In the domain of the In tellectual there should not be needed the propulsive effect of a npotive as a stimulus to the process of realization in the abstract, apart from an implied •bligation willingly assumed, and not wholly conventional, even though it may be the result of unconscious voli tion, or, to express the thought in terms less vague and elusive, and frankly recognizing, in the background of consciousness, the simulacrum of an anticipated quid pro quo—dismiss ing all this, I say, as shadowy and un real, and subjecting the ponderable residuum to such analysis as we may, with such crude materials as we have at hand, for in the realm of the ima gination there will be found the cruci ble of the alchemist, quite as real and substantial, albeit composed of sub stances not existent on the material plane,” etc. Liang Tung Yen, the new Chinese minister to the United States, is a pretty good business man, according to the stories of some of his old class mates at Yale. When he was in col lege be was closely associated with a set of young fellows, ten in all, who had about the same allowance each month, $100. All the checks came at ■nee, and after a day or so every mem ber of the set was "strapped.” Liang •nally solved the difficulty. The checks were all pooled, and each $10? was to last the coterie three days. For exactly three days one man had to pay all the expenses of the ten. Thereafter, every one was able to get through the month without being in danger of starvation. Arkansas is one of the states that haB entered upon a vigorous crusade against the use of concealed weapons, and the fact is much to her credit The governor has Just signed a bill enacted by the legislature which imposes a fine of $100 to $1,000 and imprison ment for one year on anyone guilty of drawing a knife or pistol. St. Joseph, Mo., is a town which is also deter mined to put a stop to such practices. The commissioner of police offers lib eral rewards to men who make the most arrests and who secure the greatest number of convictions of "gun toters." These are wholesome examples, says Troy Times, and might be widely Imitated to the advantage •f the public and to the lessening of crime. Some of the justices of the lower courts in New York where the wear ing of gowns on the bench has lately been introduced, are rebelling against ‘th'eih. One of the solemn judges is quoted as exclaiming that he’d be durned If he would submit to it, or words to that effect. And yet the judicial gown is a rather imposing garment, and it sometimes covers less becoming array. Let their honors submit to it, suggests Troy Times, and thjnk goodness that they don’t have to wear wigs! The St Louis clergyman who in an address to the girl graduates of Forest Park university warned them against drifting on the sea of social life is not likely to be an admirer of ► ddge whist By the time he gets back to Japan Gen. Kuroki is going to realise that there are some things worse than war. The bituminous coal fields of Ala bama cover an area *f 8,660 square miles. __■ ■ - GRAFT AND GRAFTER OkE LITTLE HOMELY WORD THAT C0NVEY8 MUCH. KANT HUMBUGS IN DISGUISE Human Nature Much the Same in All Agee—People Easily Deluded Into Making Poor Invest ments!. Cant phrases have been Invented, and words more noted for their force than elegance, have become popular as expressive of common things. In ail that is slang, it is doubtful if there is any better word than “graft” Long before Chaucer indited what would now be called “pigeon English,” witty vireeks and Romans indulged in their aesthestic forms of vulgar expression, and there can be little doubt that good old Socrates impressed Plato and some of his other pupils with pungent idioms, and in turn was called by Aris tophanes an impious old grafter. It is quite evident that "graft” has a place among euphonius words, and conveys an idea plainly and tersely. The famous Barnum, who said some thing about the people anxious to be humbugged had a pretty good idea of human nature, and made the most out of his knowledge. The business man of to-day does not ignore the gullibili ty of the masses, and yearly millions of dollars are spent in printers’ ink to convey-to the people various kinds of Information that will stimulate the letting go of dollars for the benefit of the grafter. non up a copy or any current sun day newspaper, farm journal, religious publication, magazine or other period ical and look over its pages! Graft is evident in each and every one. It is covered under the guise of artistic ad vertising. Thousands of cure-alls, won derful discoveries, great bargains from bankrupt sales, exceptional chances for investment and Lord knows what r jt, beams from the pages to catch the eyes of the person who has not re ceived sufficient lessons in the “school of graft.” The people like to be fooled. There seems to be more or less av arice in the makeup of most men, and women, too. The getting of something of value for little or nothing is a com mon offer to gather in the dollars for the benefit of the grafter. For a few years a young man with ambition and a liking for work strug gled along in the mercantile line in a large central western city. He de cided to enlarge. He needed money. A splendid scheme presented itself. Why not get dollars needed to carry on a big business from the people? They needed a chance for investment. He was just the fellow to help ’em out. He organized a big cooperative concern. He advertised broadcast. Told of the wonderful possiblities of his business, and lo! the dollars rolled his way by the hundreds of thou sands. Soon the government ended his game. He was charged with using the mails to defraud. Hundreds of thousands of dollars were lost by those who invested in his "coopera tive society.” Many similar schemes are up for consideration day after day. The people never tire of them. Just like buying a lottery ticket. There is a chance to win, and as long as the proposition looks good, the grafter flourishes. The wise man, be he farmer or doc tor, stockman or storekeeper, will avoid jumping at such chances for in vestment. Look out for the coopera tive organizer. Beware of the grafters who want to interest you in their busi ness affairs, and at the same time hold the combination to the safe. D. M. CARR. 4' _ AGAINST PREMIUM GRAFT. Laws Passed by Some States Prohibit ing Pride* In Package* of Foodstuffs. Some classes of people when they wish to purchase goods, look more aft er so-called bargains than quality, and quite often the bargains prove expen sive. It seems that the getting of something for nothing is attractive to the average person. Of late years there has grown up a practice among manufacturers of staple articles, par ticularly in the food line, of giving a prize with each package of their goods. It is apparent that there is an inclina tion towards gambling in the make up of most people, and this spirit is appealed to largely by the giver of prizes. The purchaser seems to over look the fact that he receives nothing other than he pays for. Whatever ar ticle is given as a premium represents so much money value and certainly the manufacturer does not lose by the operation. The value of what is given must be made up by either the retailer or the consumer, and it is gen erally the consumer who pays the cost Retail grocers, an well as the peo ple in general, have cause to be thank ful to the lawmakers of some states for making it illegal to place premiums in packages of foodstuffs. Such a law is now in force in the state of Nebras ka. Premium and prise giving has been a cause of trouble and disturb ance, and has resulted In the making of inferior goods, palming off their poor productions, relying more upon the prize given to Becure trade than the merit of goods. The wise house wife in whatever state she may live will be careful to discriminate between quality, and qualiiy backed up by prizes. It is well when yon buy arti cles in the food line to avoid buying anything which has a prize attach ment You are compelled to not alone pay for the goods that you require, but the prize as well. Time to Awaken. Any plan devised that tends toward greater business centralization makes easier the building up of harmful combinations. During the past ten years billions of dollars have been sent to the large cities by the resi dent of rural communities, and these billions have been used in building up trusts that work against the best In terest!* of the masses who reside in agricultural sections. Is It not time to awaken to the dangers of sending money away WEALTH CONCENTRATION EVIL. Operation of Injurious Truoto Con Bo Curtailed by Efforts of the Masses. - . • An evil that at present la receiving: more than ordinary attention In thb press is the concentration of vast, amounts of money in the hands sf corporations. The accumulation of wealth by individuals when controlled by natural law, will Inevitably become divided. The millionaire who has a family, at his death will apportion to each member a share of hit wealth. Even though these divisions may be Increased by work, and by speculation .and investment by the children, they in return will divide the accumula tions among their offspring and even tually, it matters not how great the fortunes of any one of the family may become, it is only a matter of time until there ta a scattering of the money, and a great portion of it will pass from the members of the family. On the other hand, corporation meth ods mean the building of a system that prevents the operation of the natural law. In other word9 corpora tions are machines that work con tinuously, and when one part is brok-. en it is replaced by a new one. Thu3 the accumulation goes on. The death of Rockefeller will not result in a discontinuance of the Standard Oil company; the death of the present stockholders of any of the large trust companies, banks or insurance com panies will make little difference In their existence. All will go ahead. The safeguards of corporations In many cases are excellent But the Inclination to control trade by the crushing out of smaller concerns and the destruction of legitimate compe tition and the controlling of prices, seems against public policy. All classes are compelled to pay prices dictated by these trusts for the goods produced. Each year finds new com binations to control trade. It is the centralization of capital that makes such operations possible. The person who assists In concentrating money in arge tinancial centers does his part toward helping along such combines. 1. is only by Individual action on the part of every small producer and lab orer in the country that conditions can be changed . Stand by every home industry and do your part toward keeping money in circulation at home, and thus bring about conditions that will make the operations of trusts and combinations Impossible. SCIENCE OF TOWN KILLING. Unwise Booming and Maintaining Ex orbitant Prices an Effective Way. There is a county seat town in one of the central western states that has a population of about 3,000. Tt is sur rounded by one of the richest farming countries. For years this town has been at a standstill. If anything it is retrograding, and even farm values near it are lowering, while poorer land some 20 miles away is advancing. Why should such a condition exist? The answer is plain. A dozen years ago there was a boom. With the boom real estate went to the top notch. Keeping pace with the boom the prices of products Is that town went up. There was a collapse In real es tate values, but the merchants re mained. and kept ui the high-price habit. That is they w. nted more than an equitable share of .Toflt Another town was started 20 miles away. Some of the farmers went there. It was found that the merchants were selling goods at a lower price. The stock buyer and the grainbnyer paid a few cents a hundred more for their pur chases. The habit of trading at the new town grew. The business men of the old town couldn’t learn a lesson. Before they knew It their customers were leaving them. So It has bees since then. The merchants have been plodding along. The money that should be retained in the town went elsewhere. Much of it went to build up the competing town. Mistakes like this one are made frequently.' Towns become dead places instead of live ones. In fact, some towns are so dead that the farm ers who withdrew their trade from them are suffering in decreased farm values. They take no interest in these places, other than to visit them now and then. Unhealthy booms, un healthy prices made by the merchants, and which are foolishly maintained, are quite certain to kill a town even though it may be a county seat and have some advantages nearby towns may not have. Support Home Newspaper*. The country newspaper is a power in the land. Its place can never be filled by the big daily papers or the bulky magazines or agricultural jour nals. It fills a field entirely its own. It is the barometer of the place in which it is published. Its news pages represent the life of the people, and its advertising pages Bhouid reflect the business activity of the town. It is the duty of every good citizen to give his support to the local press. Particularly the business men should patronize it with a view of bettering his trade. It is not money wasted to use advertising space in it One good merchant in the town who under stands how to advertise rightly, can bring, trade to the town that will help every other business man in it But all should do their part and the store keeper who does not give his home paper the support it merits is not the wisest kind of a business man. Many of the farm journals are de voting considerable space to articles in favor of the proposed parcels post measure. One of the chief arguments employed is that the system would al low the farmers of the land to secure from distant cities through the mails all that they require in the way of merchandise. These same papers de cry the trusts that exist to control the prices fanners receive for their produce. In the articles favoring par cels post legislation there is no at tention called to the tact that a par cels post system in America would al low the building up of greater trusts through the centralization of capital in large cities, and would eventually kill the country towns, the mainstay of which are the retail stores. THE CANADIAN CROPS THREE-QUARTERS OF THE AVER AGE YIELD IS REPORTED. THE FARMERS DO NOT LOSE - _ •- • _ j - ^ ^ , v Increased Prices for Grain Mere Than Compensates Them for the De crease In Quantity—Reports from Crop Experts. Most of the states of the union felt ’ the unusually severe winter of 1906-7, and the effects of the succeeding late spring were everywhere apparent. Corn was planted two and sometimes three times, the winter wheat suffered and generally there was a nervous feeling as the retarded growth was in evidence. From the Dakotas to Texas the feeling of dread existed, and the fears were entertained that the crop of corn, wheat, oats and barley would be a distinct failure. How far this was the case Is best left to those who passed through the experience. Natur ally the aame conditions were preva lent through the province of Mani a most careful purveyor of news, writ ins from Winnipeg, Manitoba, says: "Excellent progress In the process ef converting the crop Into marketable com modity has been made. The days have been fairly warm considering the sea son of the year and while the amount of sunshine per day is lees than in en ordi nary harvest the grain has matured well. The reports from far and near show that the aggregate yield for the whole grain growing country Is likely to be large, and there are those who assert that the quantity will be equal to about 75 per cent, of that secured last season. The quality will be the ■ Important considera tion especially in view of the steadily ris ing markets. Cash wheat In Winnipeg closed yesterday at $LU% per bushel. Fort William delivery. The cest ef freight and handling for wheat strikes an aver age of 11c per bushel for the whole west. This means that the average price to the farmer for contract wheat all over the prairie eountry Is exactly $1 per bushel. The farmers have been looking for the day when dollar wheat would rule and they have it now. Some old wheat te still coming forward from the elevators and a little of last year's crop remains in the hands ef the fanners. This nearly all grades up to the contract, and It means a great gain for those who held It. The new wheat is still grading very high, when one considers the conditions under which It wss produced. Out of *S$ ears. 138 In two days contained wheat which would answer for delivery en contracts. In ether words over 300,000 bushels of wheat which would bring the farmers an average of about $1 per bushel, reached Winnipeg in two days. The significance ' ef $800,000 worth ef wheat being passed by the Inspectors In two days at the close The proceeds of this field of wheat, crown In western Canada, were sufficient to pay out of the one crop the price of every acre of land upon which it was crown. toba, Saskatchewan and Alberta, In western Canada, and with from 250, 000 to 800,000 farmers there from the United States a large degree of inter est was manifest in almost every state of the union, for every state has some representative there. This interest was a nervous one and caused consid erable indecision on the part of friends and others intending to follow. Those interested in injuring the country cir ! culated stories of ruin and disaster, but the effect was lost, as it had been long enough in the limelight to prove its high standing amongst the agri cultural sections of the continent. The heavy strain placed upon it was not too great; it has shown that the faith placed in tt has been warranted, and The above ts the reproduction of a photograph of the home of a recent settler from Germany, who has been settled In Saskatchewan, western Can ada, for two years. It is this year producing undoubted ev idence that in agricultural possibili ties and resources It stands among the first of food producers. A late spring delayed seeding from the usual early April period until late In May, and in many cases well on into June. And with what result? It is a little early to tell the result, but that there will be a three-quarter crop is almost ab solutely certain. The yield of wheat in 1906 was 95,000,000 bushels; 1907 it will be between 70,000,000 and 80,000, 000. It could not be expected that June-sown grain would mature and ripen In any country. The May-sown ripened, and this is the feature that has proved western Canada’s superior ity as a grain-growing country. It demonstrates that the length of sun shine Is so great that the growing and ripening season, although shorter In number of days than in parts farther south. In hours is as great or greater. A correspondent of the Toronto Globe, of an admittedly unfavorable season should not be allowed to sink out of sight at a time when returns from agri cultural activity in the west are being anxiously awaited. These figures do not take account of the lower grades, of which there were 131 cars. More than one third of these contained milling wheat, which would remunerate the farmer at the rate of 93c per bushel on the basis of to-day'a closing figures. The balance consisted of low grade stuff which would show great ••spreads" In prices. "The approximate value of the two days’ receipts of wheat however, would he more than *400.000 calculating the ca pacity of a car at 1.000 bushels and elim inating the cost of freight and handling. As many of the modern cars contain more than 1,000 bushels and as the freight rate to Fort William is less than ISc per cwt on most of the wheat which is now coming forward, the estimate of $400,000 is low. The circulation of *200. 000 per day among the farmers will not continue for the whole year, of course, but that figure is likely to be exceeded before the present rush of wheat to the market abates. The conversion of the crop Into money may be said to be pro ceeding in a most satisfactory way and there Is no doubt that millions of dollars will have gone Into the pockets of the fanners by the time navigation on the lakes closes. Even then only a small proportion of the wheat will have come out Experience has shown that tha rail ways do not eayry very much of the wheat to the I^ake Superior ports before the freeze-up eomes. and the propor tion will probably be smaller than usual this year on account of the latenesa of the thrashing season. "On the whole the prospect Is ft most cheerful one, the likelihood being th»t the satisfactory returns for the past few days will be greatly exceeded In the eom lng six or seven weeks. The fact that wheat of any kind is bound to bring a re munerative price this season is the com forting feature of the situation and there Is no occasion for concern over the pos sibility of the general quality of the grain being below that of previous years. The high standard of the wheat raised In the west In 1905-1905 was undoubtedly a great advertisement for the country and It would have been well If that ex cellent record could have been continued, but It Is not reasonable to expect that 90 per cent, of the wheat will be of contract grade every year as it was in the years mentioned. If 73 per cent, or even 50 per cent, of this season's yield be up to the contract standard there will be room for congratulation. The west will I reap a large return of Its investment of i money, time and labor this year as it did in any preceding season, and by so do ing it will have done its whole duty to those who have placed faith in its fertil ity and resourcefulness. The breathing spell if it comes will enable the transpor tation companies and other elements in the trade or the country to catch up with some of their obligations and the im provements effected by that means will more than offset any Inconvenience which will result from a relatively smaller production. The general commercial out look Is bright enough and only depressing factors are due to the position of a few communities widely separated In which there Is a small return from the crop. Sublimity of Forgiveness. George Sand: To forgive a fault Is another is more sublime than to be faultless one’s self. THE CROPS IN ALBERTA. Advices from one who is in close touch with the crop and commercial conditions In Alberta, Western Can ada, in the most southerly 160 miles of the province, state that the fall wheat crop is phenomenal, threshing from 30 to 80 bushels per acre and grading Nos. 1 and 2 northern. The price realized is 75 to 85 cents per buBhel. The balance of Alberta north to Edmonton and east to Lloydmins ter has mostly spring crop. It is large ly a dairying, beef and pork raising country. The excessive rains in late August and early September delayed ripening of the crop on the heaviest soil, and consequently was consider ably damaged on the arrival of fall frosts. On lighter soli the crop was fair to good. On the soil between Calgary and Edmonton spring wheat was seriously damaged, but will pro duce a large quantity of low-grade milling and feed; early-sown oats are excellent feed quality, hut late-sown are seriously damaged and a small proportion will be fed in the straw. • On the Canadian Northern, from a ! point 40 miles east of Edmonton to Lloydminster, oats and barley are gen erally excellent; wheat is somewhat ; damaged and there is some loss of late-sown oats and barley. South of High river there is an enormous crop. From High river to Edmonton and from Edmonton to Lloydminster there is an average crop of over 50 per cent, of last year and the price is from 50 to 100 per cent, higher than last year. The root crop is excellent and the live stock is in splendid condition. At the time of writing it is difficult to determine even approximately the quantity of wheat that Central Canada will market this year. The threshers’ returns will tell the story. Opinions of experts may well be taken in the meantime. Frank O. Fowler, secre tary of the grain exchange. Winnipeg, wires: “Expect 70,000,000 bushels wheat, 40,000,000 bushels of it good milling. The crop will realize more money than last year; wheat and bar- ! ley are 25c higher. SAMPLE BALLOTS SENT OUT. Secretary ef State Furnishes Cetinty Clerks wfth Form. Lincoln—Secretary of Stats Tonkin mailed cample ballots to the eoonty eierks. These sample ballots are to be nsed by the clerks as guides in printing the election tickets. The sec retary placed the names of the can didates for regents, for the reason, he said, the railway commission became a part ef the state constitution after all the other etate officers and there fore should o« last on the ballot The republican state convention placed the railway commissioners In nomination even before the governor and Imme diately following the nomination of a candidate for the United States sen ate. At the top of the sample ballot the prohibition comes last, folio .ring the socialist, even though the prohi bitionists east 5,1M votes and the so cialists only 2,999 at the last election. The law requires the secretary of state tc place the candidates on the ticket according to the number of votes cast by the party. That is the party cast ing the highest number of votes comes first on the ballot, and so on down the line. In the body of the ballot, how ever, the prohihitien party is placed ahead of the socialists. The secretary followed the law In making up the candidates on the ticket and followed the ballot used last year In preparing ter the straight party vote at the head ' ef the ballot. J. L. Claflin, a leading prohibitionist, had his attention called to the matter and said no objection would he made by the prohibition party to being last on the head of the ticket. BRIEF IN RAILROAD CA8E, Attorney General Thompson Files Same in Federal Court. Attorney General Thompson has filed his brief in the federal court of appeals in the case wherein the rail-' reads appeal from the decision of Judge Munger, refusing to enjoin the state railway commission from fixing rates on grain and other commodities. The brief follows closely along the lines of the argument In the ease be fore Judge Munger, and the decision ef the court in the case. It Is main tained that the law and eourt de cisions thereon clearly give the com mission the right to fix rates, and that the fixing of rates, being a legislative act, is beyond the province of a court of equity to enjoin. The inquiring into the reasonableness of any rate, I It is contended, is a judicial act and could be enjoined; but decisions of federal courts. Including those of the supreme court, holding the fixing of rates to be a legislative act, are cited. That the conrt may enjoin, on a proper showing, the putting into effect of the rate after it is fixed, is ad mitted. but not the act of fixing the rate. It is therefore urged there is no reason for the granting of a tem porary restraining order pending the appeal or the giving of a bond. Palmer Loses Postmaster. Central City—Congressman Boyd has notified R. Tooley, republican con gressional committeeman for this county, that he has received the res ignation of Benj. Cclborn from the office of postmaster at Palmer to take effect the first day of next January. Mr. Colborn gives the press of other duties as his reason for giving np the office. The office pays about $1,000 per year. Corn in Good Condition. Fairbury—The recent frosts have put the eorn fields in shape for fall harvest and farmers are beginning to get busy with this branch of their work. So far there have not been many reports filed on average fields since the harvest started, hut former predictions place the average for the entire county at twenty bushels to the acre on a low estimate. Children Burned to Death. Tecumseh—A telegram was re ceived here from James H. Cochrane who has been engaged in bridge work near Mitchell, South Dakota, to the effect that his two children, a girl aged thiee and one-half years and a boy aged eighteen months, burned to death. Beding in a tent caught fire while the mother had gone for a pail of water. Killed by Collapsing Cave. Elwood—James Brown, a young man about 25 years old, lost his life by hav. ing a cave fall in on him. He was at work for H. R, Phillips, two miles east of town, cementing a cave. Having finished it he went in to take out the props, when the whole top fell in on him, crushing him to death almost in stantly. Dietrich Buys Hotel. Hastings—J. D. Mtnes has sold the proprietorship of the Bostwick hotel to former Senator Dietrich, owner of the building. He will retire about De cember 1. Insane Woman Hangs Herself. Amherst—Mrs. JVUUam Wagner, wife of the baiber here, committed suicide by hanging herself to a tree near the site of old Stanley postof llce, which is about two miles from Amherst. She had been mentally un balanced foT some time. , Appoints New Assistant. Lincoln—State Superintendent Mc Brien appointed W. D. Redmond as his assistant, to succeed L. P. Harnly, who died last week. Mr. Redmond is registrar at the Peru Normal school. Check for General Barry. Lincoln—General P. H. Barry will shortly be In possession of $2,500, paid him by the government for his services duflng the Spanish war, while adjutant general of the Ne braska National guard. i - I Farmer Burned Out. Plattsmouth—John Porter, living south of here, started a fire and from "a defective flue the surrounding por tlons of the bnildlng caught fire and the house was consumed. Some of th< contents was saved. THEY WON’T SHUT DOORS. And .They Will Ride Backward, Re ports a Traveler of Englishmen. Travelers returning from England tell of two habits of the people of that country which Impressed them. One ’.s the average Englishman’s aversion to shutting the door behind him. “I don't know how It is In the Eng lish houses,-’ remarked one who * turned recently from abroad, "for 1 was not In one of them, but I stayed In a hotel In London where there were a good many English people, and a dozen times daily 1 had to get up and shut a door to keep the draught awstj. •It didn’t make any difference whether it was a servant or a guest who went through, the door was left open. This was in the spring of the year, too, when the weather was chil ly. i noticed the same thing in rail way coaches and hotels of smaller towns.” The other English peculiarity is a preference for riding backward 0* trains. The Englishman will make lor the seat with its back to the engine every time, plant himself down in it with every evidence of comfort a»d look wonderingly at anybody who picks out a seat facing the direction the train is going. Not once did one American traveling In England see a native choose a seat facing the front of the 'train unless there were »» other seats. 771th a smooth iroi. aui Defiance starch, you can launder your shirt waist Just as well at. home as the steam laundry can; it will have the proper stiffness and finish, there will be less wear and tear of the goodfc. and it will be a positive pleasure to use a Starch that does not otick to the Iron. Reciprocity. "Every father -thinks he has the finest baby in the world.” “Yes,” answered the cynic, "ajui once in awhile, but not nearly m often a baby grows up to think It hits one of ihe finest fathers, in the world." Their Natural Place. "Don’t you believe balloon in yea tors are visionary people?” "Well, I must say, that as a rule, they are usually up in the air.” Omaha Directory The Lowest Death Rate of any American Company is enjoyed by the Bankers Reserve Life Co. of OMAHA, NEBRASKA, Thereby increasing the profits of the policy hold ers. 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MAKE BORE HONEY rS LIVE STOCK Ship to ALEX G. BUCHANAN & SON Livestock Commission, 1M-156 Exchange Bids., Do. Omaha, Neb. 33 Year* la the Auatoeas. NDR EWSiS? PLUGS Stop Toatteeh. Iaxtaxtly. Tompon.rlly Fllltul Preserve tb. Teeth. i« “PJoxs”! n » Bottle JO Cents. At Druaeaiaor by MtiI. NDREWS DENTAL CO., OhkagoNL ASBESTOS COVERINGS FOB PIPE AND BOILERS IK CM TNI CO- OMAHA DYEING AND CLEANING Write for our price II and Information on cleaning and dyeing of all kind vof wearing apparel. Oat ef town business receireawamptard careful attention. Tb® Fan tor lam, 1616 Joses BWeet, Omaha, Kwh. MATTHEWS DEIUTIST TIIK OIlKilML PkIM.lSH VMBl I □ | 16years in Omaha. Neb.. Room 4. Bushman Block. N. B. corner lfltb and Donglaa Sis. Good *«t teeth. «JW; guild crowns. §4.60; bridge teeth. §4.60; Amalgam fillings, 60c.; •liver fillings. TSe; gold fllllnga. §1 and tip. WORK W*It ACT KALB l§ VKARH. Bring tideadvertisement with you. THE WON THAT IRONS Oat B«“*«*e4 IB ‘•TtTJ >*01*0r Jubilee Self-Heetin. Flat Iran A b*-t»*-r. qmekt-r. t>a*i*r ant) ehrij^'iu v» \nm. B**kM tractive* rutl>ntormat>»B. Wtfw Dt«k 4. 4)f So. Utb. JUBILEE >m, Omasa, Nsuusia, WESTERN LAND||§ brastau. hare a tract of tea thousand acres la Hasten] Colorado. Chance to double four xtaoci tiulck. Write for plat, terms and description. STEADY EMPLOYMENT I Helling tea, coffee, baking powder, extracts, me*. jueBUffl&ser