Capital air oiat OOVERNOR SHELDON SENDS ^ COLONS SPECIAL MESSAGE. ASKS DISPOSAL OF MONEY RECEIVED Railway Commission Bill and Other Important Measures Getting Shaped Up for Intro* duction. Sheldon Sends in Message. Governor Sheldon transmitted to the legislature a special message in which he said he had received $790.37 from the general government, being Nebraska’s charge of the income from the forest reserves within the past year and asking that body to dispose of it in accordance with the federal law which says it shall be expended for the benefit of the public schools •and the public roads of the counties in which the forest reservation is situ ated. The message was received and placed on file. It is as follows: “You are doubtless aware that with in recent years the federal govern ment has given much attention to the conservation of natural forests and al so has sought to stimulate tree growth in prairie regions by the establishment of forest reserves. Three of these re serves have been located in Nebraska and are known as the Dismal River, the Niobrara and the North Platte re serves, respectively. My information ^ 1s that they are situated in the coun ties of Blaine, Grant, Cherry, Thomas and McPherson. umiuug appiupuduuua iui the national department of agricul ture, approved June 30, 1906, (34 U. S. statutes, 648) contains the following: " ‘That ten per centum of all money received from each forest reserve within any fiscal year, including the year ending June thirtieth, nineteen hundred and six, shall be paid at the end thereof by the secretary of the treasury to the state or territory in which said reserve is situated, to be expended as the state or territorial legislature may prescribe for benefit of the public schools and public roads of the county or counties in which the forest reserve is situated; Provided, That when any forest reserve is in more than one state or territory or county the distributive share to each from the proceeds of said reserve shall be proportional to its area therein; And provided further, That there shall not be paid to any state or territory for any county an amount equal to more than forty per centum of the total income of such county from all other sources.’ “In harmony with the provisions quoted I have received from the audi tor of the treasury department a war rant for $790.37, being Nebraska’s pro portionate share of the income from the forest reserve within the state for the fiscal year 1906, which sum I have paid into the state treasury to the credit of the forest reserve fund. The federal statute referred to makes it plain that this money is to be ex v pended for the benefit of the public schools and public roads of the county or counties in which the forest reserve is situated to be disbursed as the legis lature may prescribe. Before these funds can be available for the several counties participating it will be nec essary for your honorable body to pre scribe the details of expenditure and it is for that purpose that I call your attention to the matter. I understand that the state’s revenue from the forest reserve is continuous and will increase with each year.” Primary Election Law. The committee on a primary elec tion law is hard at work and has be fore it the argument of many of the leading members of various political parties of the state. Those who are clamoring for haste in this work are as?;ed to wait patiently and they are informed that such work is sot to be done in a moment. The committees say they desire to go carefully about their duties and that after they are sure of their ground they will report bills. They do not desire to make un due haste for fear of making blund ers. As it is they are much in ad vance of any similar committee ap pointed by previous legislatures. Rosewater Bill Killed. On recommendation of the commit tee on judiciary, for the second time, S. F. 140 by Aldrich of Butler, pro viding for the appointment of a con stitutional revision commission of five, was indefinitely - postponed. This bill was introduced by request of Vic tor Rosewater of Omaha. The rea sons alleged for the action of the com >mittee are said to be that the proposed expense is useless as the members of the committee or the members of the senate are fully competent to point out the defects in the state constitution aa<* to report proposed amendments to the legislature for submission to a vote of the people. Committee Inspects Building. The house committee on public lands and buildings, with Architect George Burlinghof, inspected the east wing of the capitol yesterday to see for themselves the extent of the set tling which the architect reported was endangering the building. They visited the basement and carefully inspected the premises. They asked Land Com missioner Eaton to secure figures from an Omaha architect as to the cost of repairs necessary to make the structure safe. The amount of Mr. Burlinghof’s estimate is $20,000. Treasurer L. G. Brian received $80,000 Monday and $30,000 Tuesday in settlement with county treasurers making a total of $111,000 for the two days. He has issued a cal] for state warrants amounting to $80,000 for to day, making a total of $200,000 worth of state warrants called to this month The warrants called for are num bered from 142,464 to 143,013, inclu sive. A — By a vote of 7S to 16 the house passed Representative Clark’s anti chUd labor bill, which will now go to the senate. Railway Commission. Bill Ready. The sub-committee, which is formu lating a bill defining the duties and powers of the railway commission, has practically agreed on the form of the proposed bill. Senators Epperson of Clay, Aldrich of Butler and Representatives, Harri son of Otoe and Walsh of Douglas, comprising the sub-committee, have worked rapidly and harmoniously to formulate a bill. Only one or two dis-: puted points caused delay and these were settled Monday night. The man ner of procedure as defined in the bill was one of the most important points in dispute. The sub-committee at one of its first meetings agreed that a rate ordered enforced by the commission should remain in force and not be su perseded except by order of a court of competent jurisdiction. It is understood that many of the features of the bill introduced by Aid rich of Butler have been adopted. Some changes in the two proposed plans of procedure are said to have been agreed upon. One of the pro posed plans was for the commission to hold a formal hearing before changing any rate complained of. The o^her was to have the board get information and announce a rate and then give the railroad a reasonable time to show cause why the proposed rate should not be enforced. To prevent the railroad from set ting aside rates by injunction suits is one of the objects of the men who are drafting the bill. It is understood that the bill will provide that an appeal or application to a court by a railroad company shall be accompanied by the testimony taken before the board, so that the court can act intelligently and not grant an injunction unless the evi dence shows the proposed rate to be unreasonable. i ne sub-committee has agreed on a section that will give the commission power to punish any person who may have been called as witness to bring papers or records and who fail to obey the orders of the board. The bill will be a single bill, instead of two bills as some proposed. It will provide a salary of $3,000 for each of the three commissioners and will pro vide for two assistants, the first not to receive over $2,500 and the second not over $1,200 a year. The attorney general is designated as the oScer to have charge of hearings before the commission and assistant counsel may be employed, the accounts for expense to be audited by the governor. The procedure described in the bill contemplates that the commission may fix a rate on complaint of any one aggrieved and give the railways thirty days to show cause why it should not be enforced. At rate fixed by the com mission shall not be superseded except by order of a court of competent juris diction which may set it aside if found unreasonable. No definite time is set in the bill for the commission to estab lish a classification of freight. The schedules in force January 1, 1906, are to be made the maximum rates. One hall of all penalties are to go to the school turd in the county where a complaint originates and the other half to the state. Trouble Over Anti-Pass. The anti-pass joint committee may have some trouble. Bills have been introduced in the legislature following the general plan of the national law recently passed. These bills, one by King of Polk in the senate, contains a long list of exceptions, almost iden tical with the national} law. The ex ceptions to the law include employes of railroads, surgeons, attorneys for roads, caretakers of livestock, preach ers, railroad Y. M. C. A. secretaries and many other classes engaged in philanthropic work. The matter of sifting out the exceptions or those who may receive passes, is causing some trouble. It is reported that Governor Sheldon does not care to sign a bill that is not in strict accord with the republican state platform. That plat form makes no exceptions besides bona fide employes of railroad com panies and their immediate families and caretakers of live stock. This ru mor has caused the joint committee to' ponder deeply before acting. Attended McKinley Banauaw One hundred and thirty-one ieglsi* tors, state officers and employes tended the McKinley club banauet at Omaha Tuesday night, at which Sher burn Becker, mayor of Milwaukee- and Governor Sheldon saoka. ~~~~~~ Against Ship Subside. The senate passed a resolution by Burns of Lancaster against the shia subsidy bill now before com»reM. Senate Journal Each Day. The senate Tuesday adopted the re port of the standing committee oa printing that the senate journal be printed daily. The contract calls fof the printing of the journal daily at $2 per page, a total of $1,200, and copies are to be laid on members' desks each I morning. The contractor has given I bond that his bid at the close of the I session will be low enough to bring I the total cost to $3,250, of $590 less than the cost two years ago. This doesn’t include cost of indexing, etc. For State-Wide Primary. There was some interesting direct primary talk Monday night before the joint committee of the legislature ap- I pointed to draft a primary bill. Taking for granted that the bill would be pas sed, a number of prominent Nebras kans addressed the committee on the provisions of such a measure, among the number being George W. Berge' Victor Rosewater, Harry Dobbins and J. M. Devine. Some mea make a specialty of pos ing as horrible eamples. [>0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000^ MARCUS AURELIUS BY HAROLD AVERY lOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGOO&OUtg (Copyright, 1J*06, by Joseph B. Bowles.) was wuiie a large party ui us were staying one summer at a farm house—that the boy picked him up— a little, sad-faced, lop-sided, mongrel puppy. The old sheep-dog, who had long lost all recollection of his own child hood, treated him with that arrogant contempt with which Age, that may be said to have learnt words of one syllable, habitually regards poor Youth, still struggling with the alpha bet, and in consequence the unfor tunate juvenile was forced to seek amusement in the society of a litter of small pigs. Whenever you crossed the farmyard you were sure to catch sight of him trotting about with his minature herd of baby swine, his de jected look, and ragged puppy coat, making him the very personification of a poor little four-footed prodigal. Whether, under the circumstances, it would have been fair to have blamed the pup for his choice of friends, or to have judged him by the company he kept, are questions which the reader can decide, but 1 know at the time he certainly seemed to me to be, from an intellectual standpoint, hardly at all superior to his compan ions. When you called him he promptly ran away, and if you pursued he would lie down and grovel on his back in the mud, and as often as you set him on his feet he instantly fell down again. What little mind he had appeared to be attracted towards medical research, and (having no one else to practice on) he freely administered to himself most strange garbage with all that dis regard of personal risk which charac terizes a true martyr of science. A penchant for prescribing for his own real or fancied ailments seemed indeed to attend him all through life, and even now, though well advanced in years, it is hardly possible to take him for a run round the garden with out being startled by his suddenly commencing to cough and choke in an alarmingly noisy manner over some particularly long blade of grass which he has rashly undertaken to swallow. The boy, however, with the same youthful confidence which caused him to believe that the vile little imitation meerschaum that he smoked clandes tinely behind the hay-rack would some day “color,” averred that the pup had a future before him, and, when full grown, would be in some way or other a remarkable animal. So firmly did & L> Lost in Deep Reverie. this unaccountable belief take root in his heart that he secretly purchased the object of It from the farmer’s son, the price paid being a dime and the two bottom joints of a Ashing rod. This happened the day before we left, and on the following morning, while returning in an open wagonnette a sudden exclamation from one of the ladies caused us to glance in the di rection of the box seat, and we were surprised to observe a small, brown face peering down at us from under the boy’s elbow, with a quaint, apolo getical look which seemed to say, “I’m here, but don’t blame me.” “You don’t mean to say you’ve brought that little beast with you!” “Of course I have,” answered the boy, taking the mongrel up in his arms. “He’s mine; and he’s not a lit tle beast. Are you my beauty?” “Ugh! you dirty thing!” exclaimed the pretty cousin. “How can you let him lick you?” “He’s only kissing me.” “Well, don't let him do it.” GET EVEN WITH A LAWYER. _ **• Deputy Marshal Resented Sugges tions Concerning His Work. A retired deputy United States mar shal was relating some of his experi ences a few days ago, says the Wash ington Star. One of them concerned a lawyer. Some trouble had arisen over the possession of two sewing ma- j chines, and the selling company had 1 secured proper papers by which to seize the machines, which papers were j given to the deputy marshal. When the attorney for the sewing | machine dealers learned that the pa- j pers were to be served by this par ticular deputy he went to the chief and protested, asking that the papers be given to a younger and larger dep- ; uty. The chief told the deputy of the I protest. When it came time to start out to serve the papers the attorney in ques tion desired to accompany the deputy. iRemembering the protest, the deputy itold him he had no business to go and 'informed him, in no uncertain termk. that the lawyer’s company was not desired. But the follower of Black stone was perisstent and went. When the house was reached the deputy marshal found a strong Ger man woman in possession and he started to explain his fight. “Don’t resist me, madam,” warned the deputy marshal, “because I am an officer of the law. But that lawyer there has no business here and you can beat him, throw him downstairs or do anytihng to him you want to.” The woman had not made more than one move after that remark when the lawyer thought of clients waiting for him at his office and he hit only the high places on the way to his desk. Lost His Faith. Small Elmer had arranged to go to a Sunday school picnic. Jumping out of bed early, he ran to the window to see what the weather was like and found the rain coming down in tor rents. Stamping ris foot angrily he exclaimed: “I’m going to be a heathen after this.” vro uu: ausweieu uie ooy, wicu charming impudence. "You're jealous.” ”0-oh!” cried the girl, a dimple com ing in her soft cheek and adorning it like a jewel, “very well. I’ll never kiss you again.” “Won’t you? Just wait till we get into the train.” Ah, boy, that was long ago now, and times change. v It must have been nearly 18 months before I saw the pup again. On this occasion, having called at the boy’s home and strolled out into the gar den, I saw, sitting in the sunshine, out in the very center of the lawn, an un shapely, disreputable looking dog, ap parently lost in a deep reverie, and wearing on his head an absurd model of a top-hat. On hearing my footsteps he rose and shambled across the grass to meet me, his hat (which was se cured with an elastic band) cocked knowingly over one eye. “Why, you remember him!” cried the boy. “This is the dog I bought at the farm. We call him Marcus Au relius because he's always meditating. He's awfully clever; I've taught him heaps of tricks.” The animal sauntered up and wiped his paws on my trousers by way of a greeting. “Hello Marc!” said his master. “Sit up!.” The dog promptly flopped down full ldngth on the grass. “I didn’t tell you to die,” cried the boy. “Sit up you little blackguard!”. Marc, with his top-hat hanging un der his chin like a nose-bag, rolled over and entertained us by “dying” on his back. “That’s just like him,” said the boy; “it's the easiest trick he’s got; and whenever I tell him to do anything else he always will ’die;’ he won't sit up or run round after his tail.” Marc having “died” for what he considered a reasonable length of time, now rose to his feet and saun tered back to his meditations, this time wearing his top-hat on the back of his neck, as though it was a sol dier’s knapsack. “What’s he got that on for?” ♦Why, I want him to get accus tomed to it, because I’m going to teach him to wear it when he goes out into the street.” “What can he do besides die?” “Well,” answered the boy, “I think he’d make a good sporting dog be cause he’s always digging holes in the garden, and I think he’s kill rats if he had the chance. I tried him once with a mouse that I caught in the stable; I let it loose on the kitchen floor, and somehow Marc lost it, and it ran away somewhere, and we couldn’t find it, and mother made an awful fuss. She doesn't like Marc, I'm sure she doesn’t, and he isn't allowed even to lie in front of the dining room fire, but al ways has to go into a basket. Women never value a good dog; they don’t know one when they see him. Do they, Marc?” ! The dog—who appeared now to I have finally determined to carry his top-hat as a chest protector—on hear ing his name called, awoke with a start from his reverie, and after a mo ment's hesitation, as though he forgot exactly how the trick began, turned slowly over and “died.” ! Many years have slipped away since I first saw Marcus Aurelius medi tating on the sun-lit lawn, and though I knew him as a baby, I find him to je quite a gray-haired old man. No top-hat appears rakishly perched upon his shapeless head, and he stretches himself with perfect confidence upon the sacred hearthrug and suffers no rebuke. “Marc,” says mother, with a slight tremble in her voice, “where’s your master?” The dog wags his stumpy tail, but it is a heartless proceeding, and he does not even raise his head. Per haps he knows as well as we do that wide seas roll between himself and Australia, and long before the boy will ever think of crossing them again. Marcus Aurelius will have performed his old trick in sober earnest and shambled off down that dusty pathway trodden years ago by the family o*■ juvenile porkers, the old sheep-dog, and all the other friends of his youth Alcohol and Pauperism. The relation of pauperism to intein perance seems very plain to the peo ple of Japan. In Great Britain there are 1,000,000 paupers, while Japan has only 25,000. When some one expressed surprise at the great disparity and wondered why in Japan there is so small an element of pauperism in pro portion to population, the reply of a Japanese statesman was: “That is be cause while the Japanese drink tea the British drink alcohol.”—Ram’s Horn. FOLLY AS IT FLIES HOW ONE MOTH WAS DRAWN FROM THE BRIGHT LIGHT. - " / Gay Young Rounder Needed Only to Have His Feet Set in the Right Direction and the Plain Path. Setemup didn’t draw any dividends from bowling alleys, saloons, or the aters; but he was a free spender, and made welcome by all the proprietors of such places. One day Setemup got moody and sad. His clothes were glossy, and since he couldn’t be relied on to do good work because he stayed out late at nights and often came to work with a bad headache, he had not been pro moted for 18 months. Further, Set emup was penniless and owed a three weeks’ board bill. Setemup began to think. Thought produced action, and he went to see a wise old uncle who often gave him good advice, and had on cne occasion rescued him out of the hands of some relentless loan sharks. “How now?” said the uncle. “Why so sad?” I in neany uuwu auu uut, reply. “I can't keep good habits, somehow, and I can’t save.” His relation scratched his head and pondered for a few minutes. Then he said, “I like you because you have the elements of a man in you. I’ll help you by giving you an inducement to save your money. For every dollar you bring me inside the next two years I’ll add half a dollar. It’ll cost me some money, but I guess It will be worth it.” Fired by the ambition of making such easy money, Setemup neglected his old haunts at the bowling alleys, the saloons, and the theaters. Inside a month he brought his uncle a few dollars, which the old man promised to put carefully away for him and add the percentage promised. And he kept on bringing his uncle all the money he could spare. " The habit of saving and the virtues It necessitated soon showed itself in his appearance. His clothing was good and well kept. His eyes were bright and healthy. What most pleased him was the fact that he began to be ad vanced regularly, and before the two years were up he had become assist ant to the head of a big department At the close of the two years Set emup went to his uncle to draw his money. The sum was so large that he protested the old man had been adding more than he should. “Are you satisfied?” was the query. “Perfectly," was the reply. “I never expected nearly so much.” “Well, I’ll be honest with you. The money just handed to you represents your savings alone with accrued in terest. Lately I’ve met with some re verses, and am unable to add my pro portion; but I will later. “In this world,” said the uncle, “habits are the real giant forces for good or evil. I simply helped yos to establish one good habit, and lo! like magic, all the rest of the virtues fol lowed in its train. The forming of one good habit and sticking to it often will help a man to make good head way in a manner faster than he could imagine in his wildest dreams.” Happy Solution. “My dear,” said the bridegroom, the day after they had returned from their wedding journey, “I have a sugges tion to make that I think will work to our mutual satisfaction and bene fit.” “Now, John, darling,” said the bride, preparing to weep at the slightest ex cuse “remember, I never said I could cook—” “Don’t worry; it isn’t about your cooking. It is about the letters you write and ask me to mail. It strikes me that we might be happier—” “If I didn’t write to anyone? Oh, John, how—” “Wait until I have finished, my dear. All I want to suggest is that you mail your own letters, so I won't be forever forgetting them, and in re turn for so doing that I will sew all my buttons on. By doing so it seems to me we will overcome two obstacles to married happiness that have caused trouble since buttons and letters were invented.” And the little bride, having checked her tears, agreed to try the plan.— 111H ao Horse Had Manners. One of St. Johnsbury’s best-known characters and one who has had name and fame perpetuated by having a likeness of himself and team printed on a colored post card, is Orville Law rence, formerly associated with the late Russell Sage on Wall street in the early fifties, but being less fortunate than Mr. Sage he has become reduced in circumstances, and now drives around town in a more or less dilapi dated looking outfit, says a writer in the Boston Herald. Orville’s wit is keen and he always has an answer ready for any of his friends who attempted to chaff him. One day Orville appeared driving a horse which interfered badly, and, like its driver, had evidently seen bet ter days. A prominent business man of the place accosted Orville with the re mark: “Say Orville, your horse seems to interfere some!” to which Orville promptly replied: “He ain’t interfer ing with your business, is he?” Why Birds’ Nests Are Round. The little, abandoned nest had fallen from the tree. The nature student took it from the frozen ground. “How round it is!” he said. “No cup rim could be rounder. Don’t you wonder how the bird, with neither rule nor compass, can make her nest so round?” “Well, she does ft easily. She builds the nest about her own breast, turn ing round and round in it, and its cir cular character comes spontaneously and inevitably. “The circle is found everywhere in the buildings of the lower animals. The straight line, on the other hand, they can never achieve.” ENDED THE CHITLING FEAST. ! When the Negroes Saw the Policemen They Fairly Flew. The other night two policemen were walking along Vine street when they met an old negro “grandma” coming out of a grocery store with her arms full of packages, says the Kansas City j Star. “Must be goin’ to have a feast at your house,” said one of the officers. “Goin’ to have a chitlin’ suppah to1 morrow night,” replied “grandma.” “Drap in an’ git a bite.” The next night the two officers hap pened to be passing the house where the old negro “maminy” lived. Sounds of high revelry floated out on the night air. “Let’s go in and see what chitlings are,” said one of the officers to the other. “I have heard of such edibles, but don’t know what they are like.” “All right, I’ll go you ” The officers knocked at the door. Instantly all became silent inside Then the door was opened a crack. The negroes inside caught sight of the blue clothes and brass buttons. “Good heavens,” some one shouted, “it’s the big law.” At once there was a wild scramble to get out. Some went out the back door, but most of them made a dive out the windows, taking sash, glass and all with them. When the officers got inside not a soul was there ex cept the old negro “grandma,” and she was laughing until the tears ran down her face. “What’s the matter with all your guests?” asked one of the policemen. “Why, youalls know them niggahf believes they haint no jestice in the law,” she answered. "But I’se mighty glad you come, cause my ole man haint done a tap o’work foh a yeah Been tellin’ me ’bout his roomatiz an’ a limpin’ an’ a groanin’ aroun’—could n’t scarcely move. But he was the fust man out o’ that windo’—just flew like a deah. Now he’s got to go tc work. He haint got no mo’ roomatiz ’en a rabbit.” Big Rats of Wheeling. The Pied Piper of Hamelin could reap a fortune were he to spend a day in this city, says a Wheeling (W. Va.) correspondent. Rats as large as good sized cats are swarming in the mills of this city, and in several the work men have threatened to walk out un less the invasion is checked. Some of the tales are wonderful to relate. In one factory, according to well authenticated reports, a rat was seen to take a tin pail in one of its paws and trot away on the other three feet. Another deftly took the lid off a pail in order to get at the goodies he knew were inside. Another dragged a dinner basket by his tail, but was unable to get the basket down the rat hole, so he got behind a barrel to investigate his plunder. The workmen declare they cannot frighten the rodents away, for they show fight. The amazing stories of boldness on the part of the rats grow with each repetition, but there is no question that the rats do eat the la borers’ dinners and that there is indig nation as a result. Caught. The big fish which got away was caifght in our reservoir to-day at the National Military home in Ohio. This is the first one on record recaptured. Our champion angler was fishing for bass and caught a small one, then rebaited his hook with a lively min now and made another cast, when, m his own words, there was a rush of the big fish for the bait, the quick pull to fasten hook, the broken line and the oft-told story repeated—the fish got away with part of the line and float attached. The float indicated the motions and position of the fish as he tried to get rid of the hook, and many anglers and friends of the un fortunate fisherman offered sugges tions and helped to recapture the struggling bass, one offering to carry a skiff from an adjoining lake and go out after him. Finally the fish ap proached the shore near enough to cast a line over him and fasten in the broken line. The crowd on shore awaited the result with excited, eager attention as the fish was brought to net and safely landed. When weighed the indicator pointed to six ounces.— Forest and Stream. Rigors of Aloins Winter. The situation in Switzerland, owing to snowstorms, is much worse than is revealed by the scant telegrams leav ing the country. The state of things has rarely been so bad at this time of year. The uplands already lie two yards deep under snow, and the mountain villages of Simplon and other villages are absolutely cut off from the rest of the country. An attempt has been made in the legislaature to induce the government to keep these passes open all the year, but the cost was declated to be prohibitory. v From Berne in the beginning of the week several diligences were long overdue, and their arrival was await ed with anxiety. A number of peas ants who had gone with cattle from the valleys to the uplands had also been caught, and were quite unable to descend, while efforts to reach them involved much danger. Tools Cheap at Junk Shops. In ever^ large city will be found places where second-hand or junk tools are sold. Tools of all descrip tions, adapted to every branch oi mechanics, can be bought at prices ranging from one cent up. A good-sized paint brush brings twc cents, a carpenter's hammer five cents, a pick or shovel 25 cents, a rip saw ten cents, and so on. According to Popular Mechanics, the average price is less than one-tenth what the new article would cost at a hardware store, and the tool is often just as use ful as a new one. Some of the stuff in the motley col lection comes from unredeemed pawns, some from junk dealers and a good deal from parties of whom no questions are asked. Frequently quite valuable tools and instruments can be had for a mere’ song, as most customers want the tools of ordinary use requiring less skill to handle. Cupid played one of the meanes* tricks ever upon Miss Cordelia Ma goon of Waco, Tex. The young worn an is a beauty, but she is bereaved and heart-broken, and her experience ought to be a warning to all pretty and trusting maidens who turn up their noses in disdain for the honest youths in their own neighborhood!! and go away from home seeking ro mance. Miss Magoon once won a prize in a cattle roping contest. Her picture was printed in the papers, and she received a letter from a man in Min nesota and answered it. In time the correspondence reached the point of tenderness. The young man proposed and was accepted. Miss Magoon trust ed him fully, and loved him so well that she was willing to meet him more than half way. She agreed to go to Des Moines to be married to her northern lover, because he said it w'as difficult for him to get away from his business long enough to make the journey to Texas. When Miss Magoon reached Des Moines she went to the hotel, but her lover had not arrived. She was not disappointed, but yet alarmed. She waited until the next train, and then the next one. In fact, she wait ed uncomplainingly for two weeks, during which time she wrote and tele graphed in vain. But there was not a word from the missing bridegroom. Miss Magoon had her lasso in her trunk, and she was mad enough by this time to wish that she had it around the Minneapolis man’s neck. When her money was all gone she went into the sheriff's office and told her troubles. Deputy Ness tried to console her. They went around to all the hotels, but the recreant had not been in town. Money was raised to send the un fortunate young woman back to her home in Waco. And the next Minne apolis man that shows his counten ance in that part of Texas would bet ter be prepared with an alibi in good working order. Christena Meyers is another girl) who is advertising in Cupid's Ga zette for a lost bridegroom. The mys teriously disappearing young man is Fred Gleeson, a dry goods clerk, about 20 years old. A suitable re-’ ward will be paid for his return to Christena at Avoca, Neb., where the wedding feast still is waiting. Gleeson went to Avoca last spring' and “accepted a position” with one of the leading dry goods firms oP that place. He was a new man in town ,and of course the girls were interested in him. He devoted him self to Miss Meyers, however, and in time their engagement was an nounced. Preparations were made for a big wedding. The guests came and Christena was as happy and as proud as any bride ever was. When it came time for the ceremony, however, they discovered that the bridegroom was missing. It would be hard to have a marriage without a bridegroom, so they sent post-haste to the store to see what had happened to Gleeson. He was not there—nor anywhere in the town of Avoca. The sad news that Fred had eloped by himiself was broken to the Meyers family and the wedding guests were dismissed. Up to the time of go ing to press not a word has been heard from the missing man, and Christena says if he cornea back now she won’t marry him to save his life. It is not likely, however, that Glee son will put in his appearance at this belated hour. , They do things differently along the Manayunk canal in Pennsylvania. There the shoe is on the other foot. It is the girl that vanishes on her wedding day. It may be said, how ever, of Annie Fonkay that she had more courage than a man usually is able to muster up on simiilar occa sions. Annie went away but she returned at once, bringing another lover with her. t t Miss Fonkay had been engaged to Stephen Hazk. Stephen was the hap piest man along the canal. He made his arrangements for a wedding at the Slavish church, at which all the Poles of Manayunk were invited, and' the feast that was prepared to follow the ceremony was expected to sur pass anything ever seen in that part of the state. Miss Fonkay was keep ing up her end of the arrangements and prepared a weddinig gown that was simply gorgeous. She was so anxious to wear this gown that she urged Stephen to hasten the wed ding. On the night before the great day Miss Fonkay went to attend a reoep tion at the home of her sister in Nice town. Stephen was not there, but Andrew Lutchco was, and there was a little bit of ancient history in con nection with Andrew that Stephen did not know. Years before Annie and Stephen had been sweethearts and separated after a quarrel. That night they patched up the quarrel and the next morning, instead of going to the church to be married to Stephen. Miss Fonkay went with Andrew to Camden, where they procured a mar riage license. They got back to the canal in time to find Stephen and his friends at the brideless wedding feast. There was an altercation that threatened for a time to be serious, but Annie and Andrew defied everybody and averything and flourished their mar riage license in the face of Stephen and asked him what he was going to do about it. Stephen swore that at least the girl’s new lover should pay for the wedding dinner, but Andrew laughed. Stephen was mad enough to fight. The only thing that pacified him was the proposition generously made by Annie's sister, Mary, that she would pay half the expenses of Stephen's feast. He decided to accept that. The girl was gone, and if he could get half his money back, it was bet ter than a complete loss. Talk as if you were making your will; the fewer words the less litiga tion.—Balthasor Gracian. I