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COLORED TROOPS THEIR DISMISSAL BY PRESIDENT ROOSEVELT. THE SOUTH APPLAUDS HIS ACT Brownsville Incident an Offset to the Booker Washington Luncheon—■ Pendulum Swings Back as the Re suit of Dismissal. WASHINGTON—Tlie president’s de termination to dismiss with dishonor from the army of the United States three companies of the Twenty-fifth in fantry (colored; because of the "shoot ing up” of the town of Brownsville, Tex., wherein one man was killed and several persons seriously wounded, has created more discussion than any one act of Theodore Roosevelt since he has been president of the United States. That the pendulum will swing back Is a truism which particularly fits the case of the colored troops of the Twen ty-fifth infantry. Time wa3 when the south looked upon Theodore Roosevelt, by reason of his entertaining at lunch eon the famous negro educator, Bookei Washington, as everything that was unfit and unholy. The north, and par ticularly the New England section, applauded the president's broadness of view and saw in the Booker Washing ton incident a personal and vital exem plification of the Declaration of Inde pendence, that “all men are created free and equal.” The pendulum now swings back. The south is hysterical in praise of the actions of the presi dent in dismissing from the service the three companies whose nten are sup posed to Lave engaged in the riot at Brownsville. But where New England and the north complimented the presi dent in entertaining the first negro ed ucator of the laud at the white house, they are now found grilling the action of the president, and have even gone so far as to rais«*the question whether the constitution gives the president the power to summarily dismiss 165 men comprising the three companies of the Twenty-fifth infantry from the service of the United States and forever refus ing them the right to re-enter the serv ice. Two distinct camps have sprung up in the War department growing out of the episode and the discussion has waged furiously, not only in the War department, but in the clubs and lob bies of the hotels. Tariff revisions, the amendment of the rate law, ship subsidy and other extremely important legislation have been completely pushed aside for the dismissal of the three colored companies, and out ol the discussion there is every reason to believe a congressional investiga tion will result. WIFE TO PAY DEBTS. That Is What Count Castellane Would Like Done. PARIS—It is probable that Count Boni de Castellane will appeal from the divorce decision. His final de cision depends upon the outcome ol the creditors’ case. If the court holds that the debts are not jointly the count’s and countess’s, but the count’s alone, the count may appeal from Ditte’s divorce decree. If the court bolds the count jointly responsible, the countess will have to satisfy the cred itors herself, thereby letting the count out. That will satisfy the count, who does not care to face the future with a colossal load of debt on his shoul ders. ^ DOUELE TRAGEDY IN OHIO. Mr. and Mrs. James Scott Mitchell of Salem, Mass., Commit Suicide. TOLEDO, O.—Mr. and Mrs. James Scott Mitchell of Salem, Mass., were found dead in bed at a rooming house at Bellevue, east of here. When their room was entered a strong odor of for maldehyde gas was noticed. Coroner Vermilya rendered a verdict of double suicide. Later investigation, however, revealed facts which, it is said, tended to show that Mitchell drugged his wife and caused her death and then com mitted suicide by the same means. Weathly Farmer Killed. PAOLA, KAS.—Eugene Vohs, a wealthy farmer, 62 years old, who lived near Louisburg, was shot to death with in a short distance of his home as he was returning from Louisburg. His wife heard the shot and found the body of her husband lying at the bottom of his wagon. There was a bullet hole behind his ear. Carl Baker, 20 years old, was arrested and held on sus picion. No motive for the murder is known. Evangelist Killed. COLMUBUS — Miss Josie Hewitt, aged 40, an evangelist of Darbyville, O., was killed by an interurban elec tric car striking a carriage in which she was riding at Linden. Death of Major Markland. MAYSVILLE, Ky.—Major M. W. Markland. died at the Elks’ home. He was born in this city October 5, 1838. Hits Dance and Saloon. DES MOINES—Archbishop Keane of Dubuque has announced he will call all his priests into conference and issue an order that no absolution shall be extended to any young woman who at tends a public dance. Further than this he will advise against extending absolution to parents who knowingly permit these public dance halls. He says that any man who seeks political advancement through a canvass for the support of the saloon element is unfit for public office. Deal for Rubber Fields. MEXICO—According to the Herald the Continental Rubber company has Just closed a deal for the purchase of the Sabras hacienda and adjacent property belonging to the Penna broth ers of Torreon. The purchase price of the Sabras hacienda is Bald to be $5, 000 000 and the price of the other brings the total price to about $6,500, 000. The Sabras property consists of 2 000 000 acres, all of which contains guavule shrub. The shrub is also found on the other property purchased. HONOR HERO OF REVOLUTION REMAINS OF JAMES WILSON RE INTERRED AT PHILADELPHIA. Eatiy cf Great Patriot Placed Decide Wife in Presence of Distin guished Gathering. Philadelphia. — In the presence cf a distinguished company which included a member of President Roosevelt’s cabinet, justices of the United States supreme court, the gov ernor of Pennsylvania and other citi zens, the body of James Wilson, one of the great figures in the American revolution, which lay in a North Car olina grave for 10S years, was Thurs day placed by the side of that of his wife in the burial ground of historic Christ church. The ceremonies at tending the re-interment were simple but impressive and were conducted according to the rights of the Protes tant Episcopal church. The body of the great patriot was disinterred from Us grave at Edenton, N. C., Tuesday, and was conveyed to this city on the gunboat Dubuque. Prior to the services at Christ church, the remains lay in state in the Declar ation room in Independence Hall where thousands of persons filed past the bier. The body was escorted from Independence Hall to Christ church by a troop of Philadelphia cavalry, and Justices Fuller, Day, Holmes and White, of the United States supreme court, of which tribunal Wilson was one of the first members, acted as honorary pall-bearers. On the way to the church the procession passed the grave of Benjamin Franklin where it halted and stood in silence for a moment. Following the services for the dead, tributes to the patriot were delivered by Samuel Dickson, chancellor of the law association of Philadelphia, for the bar of Pennsylvania; Gov. Penny packer, for the people of Pennsylva nia: Dean Win. Draper-Lewis, for the University of Pennsylvania; Judge Alton B. Parker, for the American bar; Andrew Carnegie, as lord rector of St. Andrews University for Scotch Americans, Wilson having been a na tive of Scotland; Dr. S. Weir Mitchell, for American literature; Justice White, for the supreme court of the United States; Attorney General Moody for the president, the tribute af the American people, and Attorney General Hampton L. Carson, of Penn sylvania, who delivered the oration. PEARY ARRIVES AT SYDNEY. Explorer Reaches Port After Long Search for Pole. Sydney, C. B.—Plying the flag of the United States, which had been placed nearer the north pole than any other national standard, and weather-beaten md disabled, the Peary arctic steamei Roosevelt arrived here Friday under sail and steam after 16 months’ vain effort to reach the pole. Though not entirely successful, the expedition nev ertheless got to S7 degrees 6 minutes north latitude. Commander Peary came ashore al most immediately after the steamei anchored and joined Mrs. Peary, whc has been here for two weeks waiting for her husband’s return. Commander Peary is enthusiastic about the performance of the steamei Roosevelt. Asked of the very ad vanced point to which he had been able to place the Roosevelt in winter quarters was due to careful and in creased knowledge of the movements of the ice he said it was due to the Roosevelt herself. He did not believe there was ever another ship afloat could have stood the battle with the ice the Roosevelt had successfully fought. The boilers were the one de fective feature of the ship. TO PROBE RISK COMPANIES. Investigation of Action in Settling ’Frisco Quake Losses Ordered. Washington. — Secretary Metcalf of the department of commerce and labor has directed the com missioner of corporations to make an investigation of the action of fire in surance companies in the settlement of claims for losses resulting from the earthquake and fire in San Fran cisco and other places in California. George E. Butler, of Ross, Cal., has been appointed special agent to con duct this investigation in California. Mr. Butler, is was stated, has had an experience of 38 years in the fire insurance business on the Pacific coast Canada Ends Mail Compact. Washington. — As the result of friction over publishers' privileges in the two countries, the Canadian government has notified this govern ment that the postal convention be tween the two countries will be abro gated on May 7 next. The notice is accompanied by a statement that it is only in-so-far as it relates to second class matter that this action is desired to extend. Former Illinois Speaker Dead. Freeport, 111.—Edward L. Conkrite, at one time speaker of the Illinois house of representatives and widely known in political and Masonic circles throughout the west, died suddenly at his home Friday. Hotel Robbers Kill Two. Arkansas City, Ark.—Early Friday two masked men in an attempt to hold up the St. Charles hotel here, shot and instantly killed William Goff, the night clerk, and S. A. Halpin, an actor. Vanderbilt Beats Carlisle. Nashville, Tenn.—In a fierce grid iron battle on Dudley field Thursday, Vanderbilt defeated the Indians from Carlisle by a score of 4 to 0. Bob Blake, for Vanderbilt, kicked a goal from the 17-yard line. Fire in a Washington Town. Bellingham, Wash.—Fire that broke out in the Nooksaek hotel at Nooksack City early Thursday de stroyed the hotel and seven busi ness buildings. Loss estimated at *100,000. OPPORTUNITIES FOR BONI. ■ COmi BQ.m PEr OSTEtI#ii nmm | i I'm COUi.P AYAKE A SfT *>"* °fiE JTAN^ WHY NOT pp THIS 7 1 YVE VA1 Count comi $10000 A, Y£Af? TO EAT HEBEr * - 1 ■ 'A - \ HE (“HWT WRITS A SERIES or MAMZIHE ARTICLES. ! ‘■ypP- #(£ ccuu) jmthis l_Anp sfr kvsulvs PROPHET FINED PRESIDENT SMITH GUILTY OF UNLAWFUL COHABITATION. Is Sentenced to Pay $300 After Ex plaining His Plural Marriage Relations. * Salt Lake City.—Joseph F. Smith, president of the Mormon church Fri day afternoon appeared in the district court before Judge Ritchie and plead ed guilty to a charge of unlawful co habitation, and a fine of $000 was im posed. The charge under which the Mor man prophet was arrested and fined was based on the recent birth of President Smith’s forty-third child, born to his fifth wife. President Smith addressed the court. He stated that his last mar riage was in 3SS4. All his marriages, he said, were entered into with the sanction of his church, and, as they believed, with the approval of the Lord. According to his faith and the law of the church they were eternal in duration. He concluded: “When I accepted the manifesto is sued by President Wilford Woodruff I did not understand that I would be expected to tibandon and discard my wives. Knowing the sacred coven ants and obligations which I had assumed by reason of these marriages, I have conscientiously tried to dis charge the responsibilities attending them, without being offensive to any one. I have never flaunted my fam ily relations before the public, nor have I felt a spirit of defiance against the law, but, on the contrary, I have always desired to be a law-abiding citizen. In considering the trying po sition in which I have been placed, I trust that your honor will exercise such leniency in your sentence as law and jsutice will permit.” Judge Ritchie imposed the maxi mum fine, but omitted the jail sen tence of from one day to six months, which he might have imposed under the Utah statute. WHEAT PILED ON THE GROUND Railways of Northwest Cannot Handle the Grain. Minneapolis, Minn.—In a special statement prepared in the office of L. T. Jamme, secretary of the Minneap olis chamber of commerce, the most extraordinary grain supply condition ever known in the northwest is set forth in detail. Minneapolis, on the crop movement to date is behind 12. 798,390 bushels of wheat compared with a year ago, and in receipts of grain of all kind3 is short no less than 21,280,470 bushels. It is a railroad proposition principal ly. The roads have not been able to handle the grain. Many lines of coun try elevators are choked with wheat, and grain lies in great piles on the open ground at many stations. Finds Cooperation a Failure. Madison, Wis. — The report of Commissioner J. D. Beck, of the Wisconsin bureau of labor and statis tics, contain a thorough study of co operation business in the United States. The conclusion is reached that the business has been almost a com plete failure. Negro Troops Must Go. Washington. — Secretary Taft’s hands are off in the matter of the dis charge of three negro companies of the Twenty-fifth infantry. He has re scinded his order to delay the dis charges and has received a telegram from the president declining to change bis stand. President Sails for Home. Washington.—The navy department was advised Thursday that the battle ship Louisiana with President Roose velt aboard, and convoyed by the bat tleships Washington and Tennessee, sailed from Ponce. Porto Rico, early Thursday for Hampton roads. Carl Lenk, Toledo, Dies. Toledo, O.—Carl Lenk, prominent and well-known as one of Toledo’s old est business men, died here Thursday after a lingering illness. He was 71 years old. Burn Bacon to Keep Warm. Carlsbad, N. W. — The fuel sup ply In this town is exhausted and people have been forced to burn bacon to keep from freezing. Schools have been dismissed in consequence of the cold. The snow is a foot deep in town and two feet on the range. Blame Rests on Dead Man. Seattle, Wash.—Testimony taken by the marine inspection 3hows that Mate Dennison was to blame for the loss of the steamer Dix. He was among the drowned. GIANT SWINDLE IS BARED. Federal Officials Uncover Gang of Fake Promoters. Chicago. — The federal authori ties Tuesday unearthed what is described by them as one of the largest organizations of swindlers e'Ter brought under the notice of the postal inspectors. Headed by Thomas D. Daniels, said to be a son of an ex chief justice of New York, the band, according to the confession of Dan iels, has been maintaining magnificent offices and pseudo corporations in New York, Chicago, Milwaukee. San Francisco and New Orleans, and the inspectors believe that branches will be found in many other cities. Daniels, who has been going under the name of Thomas E. Cameron and conducting a brokerage agency in Mil waukee, made a complete confession to United States District Attorney Butterfield and Post Office Inspector Ralph Bird, which put the authorities on the trail of offenders all over the country. As a result of the confes sion nine men were arrested in Chi cago and one in Joliet. Five concerns with high-sounding names are caught iu the net, which has been spread for weeks, and more arrests are expected. The operations of the band have extended to all parts of the United States. The mem bers of the band are said to have fleeced thousands of victims. MANY DIE IN LAKE STORM. Twenty-Three Lives and Several Ves sels Lest. Buffalo, N. Y. — The gale of Wednesday night and Thursday on the great lakes caused a heavy loss to ves sel property and 23 lives. The barge Resolution sank off Toronto and six men were drowned. The barge Ath ens is probably lost off Sandusky, O., with eight men. All hope for the Ath ens, however, has not been abandoned and tugs are scouring Lake Erie for her. Chicago. — Driven miles out of its course by the mile-a-;ninute gale which raged over the lake, the steam ship Frontenac of the Graham & Mor ton line, a small steamer plying be tween Chicago and St. Joseph, Mich., was buffeted about on the high sea for almost 20 hours, until it was finally driven into the harbor at Racine. Wis., at 7 o’clock Thursday. The steamer was due in St. Joseph Wednesday evening. Grand Rapids, Mich. — Four men who were caught by Wednesday night's storm on the crib work of the new breakwater at the entrance to Holland harbor on Lake Michigan, were drowned. Desperate attempts were made by the life savers when it was learned that the men were caught, but efforts to reach the pier in time were unavailing. Caruso Guilty; Fined $10. New York.—Enrico Caruso, the famous grand opera tenor, was found guilty of having annoyed women at the zoological garden in Central park He was fined $10 by Magistrate Baker. Caruso’s counsel immediately an nounced that they would appeal. The appeal will take the form of a writ ol certiorari, directing a review of the case by the court of special sessions. - — ■. ■■ . --- Killed in Automobile Collision. Philadelphia.—Ernest D. Keeler, oi New York, demonstrator and profes sional driver of racing automobiles, was killed and Henry Lutton, of Col wyn, Pa., was dangerously hurt in a collision Friday while trying out rac ing cars on the Point Breeze race track, preparatory to the Quaker City Motor club cup races. Keeler was from Lansing, Mich. Mayor Schmitz Denies Charge. New York.—Mayor Schmitz, of San Francisco, who arrived here Friday on the steamship Patricia, said there was absolutely no truth in the charges made against him, and that he will go to San Francisco and court the fullest inquiry. No attempt to arrest Mr. Schmitz was made. To Hold Panpacific Exposition. Honolulu. — The promotion com mittee has arranged to hold a Pan pacific exposition in this city next year. Shoots Teachers in Revenge. Punxsutawney, Pa.—Because his teacher refused to grant him permis sion to go hunting, James Dougherty, Jr., 16 years old, shot and seriously wounded Prof. J. E. Kohler, principal, and Meade Snyder, his assistant. Actress Critically III. New York.—Jennie Yeamans, the .actress, daughter of Annie Yeamans, the veteran player, is lying at the Ho tel Girard critically ill. It is stated that Miss Yeamans has galloping con sumptioa and cannot long survive. ON FATHER’S FARM MAN OF MILLIONS HAS BUILT SPLENDID PALACE. Magnificent Private Estate Created Out of Tract Where in His Youth He Toiled Hard in Semi Poverty. In Morris county, New Jersey, re sides a man of great wealth, whose fortune is born of industrial life in surance, and his splendid home is founded upon the tract where in his youth he drove the plow and herded his father's cows. In business life he is the next man to United States Sen ator Dryden; in a social way he is just the farmer’s boy grown up. But as business opportunities opened up in his career, he carried along his farm with them, and next to Dryden no man in New Jersey has a more splendid estate. It is situated in the borough of Florham Park, near Madi son, and embraces some 5,000 acres. Part of it was his father’s farm and if his paternal relative were to wake from his last sleep he would not know the place on which he toiled so hard to make a bare living, and on which his life insurance son has spent mil lions. The private roads that run through this estate are macadam in construc tion and are 40 feet wide. There are 23% miles of them. They lead through forests, which in their original form were wildernesses, but by the Midas’ touch of wealth are transformed into parks. The Passaic river flows through or by them, and its tributary waters are held in check to make lakes and ponds, which are stocked with fish, and on w-hose surface a fleet of small pleasure boats float. On the side of the old co»v barn is reared a clock tower 100 feet high, on w-hose summit is recorded time, facing the cardinal points of the compass and accented by a bell that chimes the hours so that they are heard as far as Morristown, Summit and Bernards vil’e, 10 miles distant. Fifty men are employed constantly on the estate, sometimes 100 and even more. The old farm blossoms under the touch of wealth, and the farmer boy coming home from the life insur ance building daily drives through the old cornfield, w-hich is now- a garden, to a splendid big house where liveried servants meet him and bow- to him on the very spot where lie used to wash his hands in a trough. There is no il lustration more marked of sudden w-ealth brought home, none at least which has such loyalty to its nlace of origin. Dr. Ward took a practitioner’s I degree in medicine; that is, he was licensed to cure if he could, and pa tients came to him. He found the ac quirement of patients difficult and sought employment from the newly established insurance company as an examiner. It was not a difficult nor a highly professional task, but as the company grew- his fortunes grew with it. So, as fortune came to him, he has built up on the old homestead one of the finest private estates in New Jersey, if not in the United States, and all of it resting on the trifle called industrial life insurance. Saw Chance For Susiness. Captain Homer W. Hedge, president of the Aero club, said in Pittsburg apropos of a very dangerous balloon | descent: “This reminds me of a visit that was paid to the aeronautical editor of a certain newspai>er by a solemn man in black. “ ’The new Aero club Is doing well, I believe?” the visitor began. “ ’Yes,’ said the editor. ’We have already ninety ntembers.’ “'Good! And ascensions w!!! soon bet~n, eh?' ’• 'They will begin within the week.’ “‘Now. sir,’ said the man in black, T will pay you one dollar a line if you will write in your ‘answers to corre spondents’ column that the quickest and best way to descend in a balloon is to bore a hole in the gas bag.’ “The editor shook his head. “ ‘It's a liberal offer,’ he said, ‘but I'm afraid we can't accept it.’ “The man in black sighed. ‘I am sorry,’ he said, and he walked out. “ ’Who is that man?’ asked a sten ographer, looking up from his desk. “ ’That,' the editor replied, is our new coroner. He is paid by the job.' ” Same Old Story. It was the vacation rush in the bag gage room of the big depot. Suddenly, without warning, there was an explo sion that shook the building. "The trunk of an anarchist with a bomb In it!” shouted the depot detec tive. “Russian Nihilists!” echoed a man in the crowd. “The Black Hand!" added a third. But just then a meek little man pushed his way through the crowd and picked up the fragments of a hinge. “Lucy's trunk!” he sighed. “I told her if she forced anything else in that trunk the wohle top would blow off. But a man can't tell a woman any thing when she is packing.” Tenderly they lifted the poor “smasher” from the floor and picked from his anatomy one toothbrush handle, one curling iron, a soap dish and a belt buckle. Wheeler Saw the Point. Charles Nutting, an old inhabitant of Jaffrey, N. H., but long since dead, once went into the saloon kept by Henry Wheeler, better known as "Hen” Wheeler, in Rindge. “Hen” had once kept a tavern in Jaffrey, and of course was acquainted with Mr. Nutting. Nutting called for whisky, and, no ticing that the glasses were rather small, asked: “How long have you had these glasses, Hen?” “Hen” replied: “Let’s see; it’s nigh onto 20 years since I bought those— when I used to keep tavern over in Jaffrey.” “Well,” said Nutting, “they’re rath er small for their age.” “Have another glass, Charles; have another glass,” rejoined “Hen.” A Debater. “Is that friend of yours a great de bater?” “He Is,” answered Senator Sorghum, “In the kind of an argument where money talks.” HIS PIPE-HITTING ACT. Feat Which Most Flat Dwellers Per form at Times. “It will soon be the season for me to hit the pipe,” said Dobson as ho came out pf the theater into the cool night air, to a New York Press writer. “You don’t mean dope!” said his companion in alarm. “Worse than that. I mean the steam pipe. The one that runs from floor to ceiling in the bathrooms ol the average flat. If my pipe-hitting specialty could be dramatized I’d make a fortune, for I am an expert. The performance generally takes place in the early morning hours, fol lowing the bath. At first the act con sisted merely of leaning against the superheated conveyor of steam while I swabbed my Apollo-like form. This was followed by a quick forward movement, a howl of pain and a hand picked assortment of cuss words. But after a time I began to introduce vari ations, the most difficult of which was to step on the soap, slip and grasp at the pipe to preserve my balance. I got so that after a few trials I could catch that pipe equally well with either hand. That act always appeals to my wife, and she sheds real tears as she knocks at the door and asks me to remember that the children can hear rne. “There’s a neat bit of comedj* work in my bending act. It consists of backing up within range of the pipe, then stooping over to pick up the towel which has fallen to the floor. The result is that I plunge forward and swat the wall with my head. I'm going to paint a tar get on the wall and keep rec ord of the bull’s-eyes I make. An other neat variation of this feat is in drawing on my trousers and letting the bare foot shoot through the proper orifice and land on the pipe. That, however, is not so difficult as the one in which my foot gets caught when half through the trousers leg. I hop around on the disengaged foot a few times and usually wind up by clasping the pipe in a fervent embrace. “Once my wife tried to spoil my fun by hanging some pad arrangement in front of the pipe. That was all right for a time and the pad was so thick I could lean against it while dressing and not feel the heated pipe. Some one took the pad down one day. I didn’t know it and leaned as usual. A few minutes later one of the neigh- I hors sent out for a policeman. “Some morning when you want a little amusement come around my way. You don’t have to go into the house. Just stand on the corner and listen.” A Lowell Anecdote. The birthday of James Russell Low ell, which, you know, conies February 22, the same as Washington's, re minds us of an anecdote the poet used to relate. Somewhere up in the White mountains there is a certain spot from which one may look at the face of a cliff and see the features of a giant man. It is well called “The Old Man of the Mountains.” When Mr. Lowell went there for the first time, he stopped at a saw mill to ask a workman from what point the “Old Man” could be seen. “Dunno,” answered the workman, “never saw him.” Mr. Lowell expressed surprise that the man had never stepped out of his way to see such a sight which many people traveled a long way to see. Presently the workman asked: “Live in Boston?” “Yes,” answered Mr. Lowell. “Good deal to see in Boston?” “Oh. yes,” was the reply. “Well, I should like to stand on Blinker hill,” said the workman. “You've stood there often, I reckon.” Mr. Lowell had to confess that he had not. “Well, then, you see, mister,” re marked the countryman, “that what folks can see almost any day they don't seem to care about seeing at all.”—Milwaukee Star. Many a Slip. “Hello, Newlywed! When did you get back from your wedding trip?” “Yesterday.” “Have a good time?” “Yes. fine; only—" “Only what?” “O, nothing.” “Well, of course, if you don't want to tell me, all right. You know I’ll not repeat, but—” “Well, I don't mind telling you, but don't let it go any farther.” “Sure, I’ll not.” “Well, we did have a fine trip, as I said, although we met with an acci dent that temporarily marred the serenity of the journey. But you’ll not repeat Ihis?” “Never in a thousand years.” “Well, you know there are a lot of short tunnels and snowsheds between here and Denver. The first one caught me in the smoking compartment and we were out of it before I could get to where my wife was sitting. But I was on the lookout for the next one and made a run for her. I arrived just in time to get one kiss before we shot out into daylight again.” “Yes. Go on.” “That’s about all. It wasn’t my wife I had kissed.”—Pacific Monthly. Eased His Conscience. The doctor had told Farmer Chaw hay that his hours were numbered. Then the good old man beckoned the physician to his side. “Doctor," he said, “there is some- , thin’ I orter tell you afore I go.” “Certainly,” answered the doctor sympathetically. “It’s only this, doctor: I’ve been a sort of hippercrit for these last 20 years. 'All the women folks has give me credit for bein’ so true to Sarah Ann's memory that I never marrit again, an’ I’ve allowed ’em to think that was the reason. Truth Is, them there 15 year I lived with Sarah Ann gimme all the experience in marrit life I wanted.”—London Answers. Wounded Pride. “Did you have a good time in Europe?” “Not very,” answered Mr. Cumrox. “You see, it kind of nettled mother and the girls to see me of so little con sequence that I could go abroad with out being suspected of nursing a presidential boom or dodging an in- J vestigation.”—Washington Star. I [matrimonial jars But Quickly Found Separation Was Inconvenient, So Patched Up i There had quarreled—and parted vowing to meet no more. She hac packed up her trunk and her dog and all the bric-a-brac and toe sofa pillows —and gone, not home to mother, but back to her girlhood boarding house He had put on his hat and hurried out to meet the boys. The flat looked as though a whirlwind had struck it _ As she rose wearily the next morn ing after a sleepless night, she came gradually to the full realization that she was a grass widow. Ah. that was a relief! Xo more quarrels, no more weary nights of waiting for him to come home from the club. Xo more —oh, well, she guessed she could earn her own spending money. She was free—free to do as she pleased. With that thought she started to dress She pulled on her stockings and shoes A glance at the latter convinced her that she had been neglecting herself. The toes were almost gray for want of polish. She pulled things out of her valise and the top of her trunk in a rapid search for shoe polish, when it sud denly occurred to her that she hadn't :a drop of it. She never had had any. in fact. She always used Tom's. Then she took out a nice clean shirt waist and a smart stiff collar. She had struggled into the shirtwaist and buttoned it down the front, when she discovered, to her great dismay, that :She hadn't such a thing as a collar 'button. She searched and searched; but when you’ve been in the habit of depending on a man for collar buttons for two years you get, out of (be habit of carrying them around with you Impatiently she jerked the stiff shirt waist off and looked for something else. She thought for a moment that she would put on her Peter Pan suit, 'but with a Peter Pan you have t<> wear a smart four-in-hand tie. and she had always used Tom's four-in-hands. O, very well! She pulled out a dainty muslin waist with an attached collar and slipped her arms into it. Alas! it buttoned up the hack. She struggled until she had fastened the two top buttons and then twisted round till her muscles ached to hitch the lower buttons. When she had worked herself into a dripping per spiration and nearly sprained her right wrist, there still remained two unfastened buttons at the acute angle of her back. They were the two Tom had always buttoned. She finished dressing with a horrible consciousness of her openwork back at.d wondered what, time it was. Alas! she had for gotten to take the family clock. O. if Tom were only there with his watch. She’d write to Tom and ask him to send the clock. After 15 min utes’ search she found the stub of a pencil somewhere at the bottom of her ribbon box. The pencil had no point. Vaguely she looked about. She knew there was something she wanted. It was Tom's razor—-to sharp en that pencil! MEANTIME. He turned over in bed the morning after the flight of his wife with a fee! ing of relief. No more nagging, no more questions when he staid out late. Gee! He was going to have the time of his life. He started to pull on his boots, but found his feet were warm and the backs of the oxford ties stuck to hi a heels. He got up to look for a shoe horn, but he could not find ofle. Then it suddenly occurred to him that his wife had taken her sliver shoehorn with her. He got into the shoes as best he could and began to shave. When he finished he reached mechani cally down in to a side drawer for the talcum powder and the powder puff. They were gone! He went out into the kitchen and cut a piece of bread ready for toast ing. The knife slipped and shaved a bit of flesh from his finger. When he had stopped the bleeding he went back into the dressing-room to look for some court plaster. Alas! that, too. had gone with the powder puff and the shoehorn, and the wife. He hunted high and low for some cold cream and a cotton rag with which to tie up his wounds, but she had taken the cold cream with tier, and he didn't know where she kept the rags. When he had finished a cold and lonely breakfast, he put on his coat and took his hat, prepared to start ifor town. Just then he noticed that ia button was hanging to one thread to his coat. After he had looked the ■house over from garret to cellar for a needle and a piece of thread, he de cided that he would rather cut the button off. This was a good idea, but it took him five minutes more to dis cover that his wife's scissors were lost to him forever, and to find his jackknife and amputate the button. Just as he was starting out of the house a boy handed him a sjtecial de livery letter. It was written with an evidently pointless pencil and he had some difficulty in making oat its scribbled words. They were: “Dear Tom—I’m sorry to trouble you, but please send me the clock and your razor and the shoe polish and a collar button—and I'm sorry I said all those hateful things.'' He wondered why his heart seemed to grow suddenly so much lighter. - but he went inside and wrote this answer as quickly as he could: “Dear Girl—Come back home and bring your powder puff and the scis sors and the needles; have anything you want.”—N. V. Press. French Wealth. The population of France is about 40.000,000; the wealth of France is nearly $45,000,000. Robert F. Skinner, in some recent statistics, shows how evenly this wealth is distributed. The number of estates administered In 1904 was 394,787, and of these one-half were for values ranging from less than $10,000 to a little under $100,000. Only three were $10,000,000. A Freak. Botany may not recognize it. but it is nevertheless a fact that orange blossoms have been known to sprotv from widows' weeds—Evening Wis consin.