Loup City Northwestern J. W. BURLEIGH, Publisher. WHIP CSTT, - - - NEBRASKA. Sleep and Nerve Res.. In the days when eight hours for sleep was nominally regarded as an honr too long for any self-respecting Individual, the exhausting character of ^modern life was unknown. There was less wealth and more content ment; less competition and more se curity; fewer distractions, but more simplicity. Work was easier, slower; and care, anxiety, apprehension—in a word, worry—did not feed, like the worm i’ th’ bud, upon the hours ex empt from toil. We are remorseless in overtaxing the delicate machanism of our minds and nerves. The best walker, for instance, does not propose to himself to go regularly 60 miles a day, or to subject the same set of mubdes in any other form of phys ical exercise to intense and unremit ting labor. But that is what we do with the immediate agent of our minds—the brain machine. We can not watch its operations. We often assume that its movements are as light and endless as the ripples of the universal air. We know and never theless we forget that the brain is a substantial apparatus as liable to de preciation as the fixed plant in a workshop. Now nothing is more cer tain than this, that the potential ca pacity of the human brain has not increased, if at all, in anything like the proportion of the immensely ag gravated demand upon it. The mod ern man is subject to as much mental and moral wear and tear in a day as his ancestors in no very remote generation experienced in a week, says London Telegraph. Yet in re spect to sleep we have hardly changed traditional habit. We keep later and still later hours. We catch our trains in the morning as usual. There is no doubt whatever that we burn the can dle at both ends with unprecedented disregard of the laws of phsyhological economy and that the amount of rest we allow for nerve and brain is no longer adequate. Production of Silver. The production of silver in the United States has not varied rad ically since 1899, and we arrive at our judgment of a radical variation by comparison with the change in the output of gold, which has indeed been radical, says the Black Hills Mining Review. There was a difference of 14,000,000 ounces, approximately 28 per cent., between the low production of 1894 and the high of 1892, while there has been no new extreme with in 12 years. The annual output of gold has considerably more than doubled within that time. The vari ation in the world's silver production during the 15 year period has been less than that of the United States, the high extreme of 1898 exceeding the low of 1891 by about 2G per cent. The world's annual production of gold has, on the other hand, been going steadily forward, except for the inter ruption by the Boer war, practically trebling since 1891. The United States has bought no silver in 13 years. The last purchases were un der the act of 1S90, by which in ex cess of 168,000,000 ounces were ac quired. During the 20 years follow ing 1873 the government purchased almost 500,000,000 ounces, or at the average rate of about 25,000,000 ounces per year. In one sense Harvard was defeated on the Thames and in another sense she won. It was a triumph of com radeship among sportsmen and of In ternational comity. The visit w-as well worth the result in drawing more closely together the sportsmen of both nations and in intensifying the popular friendship which the experi ences of recent years have done so much to develop. The crimson of Harvard was indeed the “red badge of courage,” but it also stood for the first color in our national emblem, and it represented the warm blood of kinship. Barbers’ supplies may soon be fur nished to soldiers at cost price by the government. Brig. Gen. Constant Wil liams, commanding the department of the Colorado, in his annual report re commends that articles needed for the proper care of the face shall be added to the list that may be pur chased from the army storehouses. Among the articles mentioned are lis terine, talcum powder, witch hazel, razors, shaving brushes and cups. He thinks also that soldiers should have the privilege of buying thread and needles at cost. A veteran student of phonetics says the sound of s is obtained in 19 ways and that the 26 letters of the alphabet may be U6ed to represent 658 different sounds. In the languago of the poet Gray, "Enough: Where ignorance is bliss ’Ob folly to be wise.” A Louisville police judge decides that Sunday theatricals are works of necessity. In one way he is right. You don’t catch an actor working at it twice a day for seven days a week unless he is compelled to. A Florida correspondent of the New York Sun says fleas may be banished from any house by dragging a live al ligator through the rooms. Persons whose dwellings are infested with fleas will hare no right to complain after this. Uncle Sam's foreign trade last month and for the first half of the year shows an increase over the same periods of 1905. Europe may not like onr manners, but she is compelled' to swallow onr products. “A SMALL THING.' Do you believe In progress? Do you believe that all the wonderful achieve ments of the nineteenth century—the railroad, the telegraph, the telephone, electric light, kerosene, sewing ma chine, agricultural machinery, steam ships, trolley cars, etc.—have made life easier and better worth living? I do. I believe that a man who lives 40 years under modern conditions has experienced more life and better life than Methusalem, though he had lived 20 centuries of his time. The triumphs of the nineteenth cen tury were triumphs of human service —the placing of knowledge and the fruits of knowledge within the reach of the common man. Every man’s life is better, happier, more secure be cause of them. We live more comfort able, more sociable lives in better and more comfortable houses because of them. Even the hopeless dweller in the worst city slums is more com fortable in his physical conditions than the middle-class citizen of the days of George Washington. In little things as in great, comfort and convenience have been the legacy of the “Century of Improvement.” Paint, in a certain sense, iB a minor matter, yet it gives beauty, healthful ness and durability to our dwellings. Fifty years ago painting was a serious proposition, a luxury for the owners of stately mansions who could afford the expense of frequent renewals. To day ready mixed paint is so cheap, so good, and so universal that no house owner has an excuse for not keeping his property well painted." A small thing, indeed; yet several hundred large factories, employing thousands of chemists and skilled workmen, are running every day in the year to keep our houses fresh, clean and wholesome. A small thing, yet a can of good ready mixed paint, such as one may buy from any reputable dealer, em bodies the study of generations of skilled chemists, the toil of a thou sand workmen in mill, laboratory and factory, and the product of a long series of special machinery invented and designed just to make that can of paint and to furnish us an infinite variety of tints, colors and shades. It was a wonderful century, that nineteenth of our era, and not the least of its wonderful gifts was that same commonplace can of paint. _ L. P The must important events in the average man’s career are his birth and death. Lewis’ Single Binder — the famous straight Sc cigar, always best quality. Your dealer or Lewis’ Factory, Peoria, lil Ghastly Foreign Pun. Mrs. Carrie Chapman Catt. the noted American clubwoman, has been received abroad by royalty, and some of the foreign papers have the te merity to declare that she has a proverbial right to look at a king. To Launder White Silk Handkerchiefs. Do not put white silk handkerchiefs in the ordinary wash, as they are easily laundered at home. Make a strong lather of Ivory Soap and water, but do not rub the soap on the handkerchief or u-e soda. Rinse and iron while damp with a moderately hot iron. ' ELEANOR It. PARKER. AT THE SUMMER HOTEL. Experience of Winston Churchill Fa miliar to Many. Winston Churchill in an address that he made in Concord recently praised the New Hampshire farmer. “Ours,” be said, “is a state fitted above all others for a summer resort. New Hampshire, with its superb cli mate, its mountains, its lakes and forests, will in a generation or two be one great pleasure ground—a vast park, dotted with beautiful villas, to which will ccme each summer fam ilies from all parts of America. “In anticipation of this many farm ers are learning to conduct hotels. They are building cottages for sum mer visitors. Some of them, too, arc taking boarders. “And I am glad to say that the New Hampshire farmer is in a position to take boarders, because, unlike the farmers in other states that I could name, he does not send all his good things to the city. I once boarded at a fine big farm, but the fare was wretched—canned vegetables, con densed milk and so on. “ ‘By Jove,’ I said one morning at breakfast, as I pushed my egg cup from me, ‘these eggs are really not as fresh as those I get in New York.’ My farmer host snorted. “ ‘That’s rank prejudice on your part, Mr. Churchill,’ he said. ‘It’s from New York that all our eggs come.’ ” LOOSE TEETH Made Sound by Eating Grape-Nuts. Proper food nourishes every part of the body, because Nature selects the different materials from the food we eat, to build bone, nerve, brain, mus cle, teeth, etc. All we need is to eat the right kind of food slowly, chewing it well—our digestive organs take it up into the blood and the blood carries it all through the body, to every little nook and comer. If some one would ask you, “Is Grape-Nuts good for loose teeth?” you’d probably say, “No, I don’t see how it could be." But a woman in Ontario writes: “For the past two years I have used Grape-Nuts Food with most excellent results. It seems to take the place of medicine in many ways, builds up the nerves and restores the health generally. “A little Grape-Nuts taken before re tiring soothes my nerves and gives sound sleep.” (Because it relieve ir ritability of the stomach nerves, being a predigested food.) “Before I used Grape-Nuts my teeth were loose in the gums. They were so bad I was afraid they would some day all fall out. Since I have used Grape Nuts I have not been bothered any more with loose teeth. “A11 desire for pastry has disappear ed and I have gained in health, weight and happiness since I began to use Grape-Nuts.” Name given by Postum Co., Battle Creek, Mich. Get the fa mous little book, “The Road to Well Tille,” In pkgs. “There’s a reason.” Geronimo, untamed man killer, un reconstructed savage, wily, blood thirsty and cruel, now an aged, hope less, helpless, dying prisoner, has told the complete story of his life. His autobiography, which has been edited for him by S. M. Barrett, with full per mission and consent of the war de partment, is about to be published. It makes a long, weird and intensely in teresting story, as will be noted by portions reproduced here, says the New York Herald. Mr. Barrett, after gaining the confi dence of the old Apache, led him to tell of his birth, his early days and his warfare on other Indians and pale faces. Of his battles with Miles and Crook, of what he calls the injustice done to the Indian, the old savage writes: “Perhaps the greatest wrong ever done to the Indians was the treat ment received by our tribe from the United States troops about 1863. The chief of our tribe, Mangus Colorado, went to make a treaty of peace for our people with the white settlement at Apache Tejo, N. M. It had been re ported to us that the white men in this settlement were more friendly and more reliable than those in Ari zona, that they would live up to their treaties and would not wrong the In dians. "Mangus-Colorado, with three other warriors, went to Apache Tejo and held a council with these citizens and soldiers. They told him that if he would come with his tribe and live near them they would issue to him, from the government, blankets, flour, provisions, beef and all manner of supplies. Our chief promised to re turn to Apache Tejo within two weeks. When he came back to our settlement he assembled the whole tribe in coun cil. I did not believe that the people at Apache Tejo would do as they said and therefore I opposed the plan, but it was decided that with part of the tribe Mangus-Colorado should return to Apache Tejo and receive an issue of rations and supplies. If they were as represented, and if these white men would keep the treaty faithfully, the remainder of the tribe would join him and we would make our perma nent home at Apache Tejo. I was to remain in charge of that portion of the tribe which stayed irf Arizona. We gave almost all of our arms and am munition to the party going to Apache Tejo, so that in case there should be treachery they would be prepared for any surprise. Mangus-Colorado and about half of our people went to New Mexico, happy that now they had found white men who would be kind to them, and with whom they ami Id live in peace and plenty. Claims Comrades Were Slain. “No word ever came to use from them. From other sources, however, we heard that they had been treacher ously captured and slain. In this di lemma we did not know just exactly what to do, but fearing that the troops who had captured them would attack us, we retreated into the mountains near Apache Tejo. "During the weeks that followed the departure of oar people we had been in suspense, and, failing to pro vide more supplies, had exhausted all of our store of provisions. This was another reason for moving camp. On this retreat, while passing through the mountains, we discovered four men with a herd of cattle. Two of the men were in front in a. buggy and two were behind on horseback. We killed all four, but did not scalp them; they were not warriors. We drove the cat tle back into the mountains, made a camp ,and began to kill the cattle and pack the meat. “Before we had finished this work we were surprised and attacked by Vlnited States troops, who killed in all seven Indians—one warrior, three women and three children. The gov ernment troops were mounted, and so were we, but we were poorly armed, having given most of our weapons to the division of our tribe that had gone to Apache Tejo, so we fought mainly with spears, bows, and arrows. At first I had a spear, a bow and a few arrows, but in a short time my spear and all my arrows were gone. Once I was wounded, but by dodging from side to side of my horse as he ran I escaped. During this fight we scat tered in all directions and two days later reassembled at our appointed place of rendezvous, about 50 miles from the scene of this battle. Fought With Rocks and Clubs. “About ten days later the same United States troops attacked Aur new camp at sunrise. The fight lasted all day, but our arrows and spears were all gone before ten o’clock and for the remainder of the day we had only rocks and clubs with which to fight We could do little damage with these weapons, and at night we moved our camp about four miles back into the mountains, where it would be hard for the cavalry to follow us. The next day our scouts, who had been left be hind to observe the movements of the soldiers, returned, saying that the troops had gone back toward San Carlos reservation. “We went on toward Old. Mexico, but on the second day after this Unit ed States soldiers overtook us about three o’clock in the afternoon and we fought until dark. The ground where we were attacked was very rough, which was to our advantage, for the troops were compelled to dismount in order to fight us. I do not know how many soldiers we killed, but we lost only one warrior and three children. We had plenty of guns and ammuni tion at this time. Many of the guns and much ammunition we had ac cumulated while living in the reserva tion, and the remainder we had ob tained from the White Mountain Apaches when we left the reservation. “The troops did not follow us any longer, so we went south almost to Casa Grande and camped in the Sierra de Saharipa mountains. We ranged in the mountains of Old Mexico for about a year, then returned to San Carlos, taking with us a herd of cat tle and horses. Horses and Cattle Seized. “Soon after we arrived at San Car los the officer in charge, Gen. Crook, took the horses and cattle away from us. I told him that these were not white men's cattle, but belonged to us, for we had taken them from the Mex icans during our wars. I also told him that we did not intend to kill these animals, but that we wished to keep them and raise stock on our range. He would not listen to me, but took the stock. I went up near Fort Apache and Gen. Crook ordered officers, soldiers and scouts to see that I was arrested. If I offered resistance they were instructed to kill me. “That night we held a council of war; our scouts had reported bands of United States and Mexican troops at many points in the mountains. We estimated that about two thousand soldiers were ranging these mountains seeking to capture us. Interview with Gen. Crook. “Gen. Crook had come down into Mexico with the United States troops. They were camped in the Sierra de Antunez mountains. Scouts told me that Gen. Crook wished to see me and I went to his camp. When I arrived Gen. Crook said to me, ‘Why did you leave the reservation?’ I said: ‘You told me that I might live in the reser vation the same as white people lived. One year I raised a crop of corn, and gathered and stored it, and the next year I put in a crop of oats, and when the crop was almost ready to harvest you told your soldiers to put me in prison, and if I resisted to kill me. If I had been let alone I would now. have been in good circumstances, but in stead of that you and the Mexicans are hunting me with soldiers.’ He said: ’I never gave any such orders; the troops at Fort Apache, who spread this report, knew that it was untrue.’ Then I agreed to go back with him to San Carlos. “It was hard for me to believe him at that time. Now I know that w’hat he said was untrue, and I firmly be lieve that he did issue the orders for me to be put in prison or to be killed in case I offered resistance. “We started with all our tribe to go with Gen. Crook back to the United States, but I feared treachery and con cluded to remain in Mexico. We were not under any guard at this time. The United States troops marched in front and the Indians followed, and when we became suspicious we turned back. I do not know how far the United States army went after myself and some warriors turned back before we were missed, and I do not care. Capt. Lawton in the Field. “Soon Gen. Miles was made com mander of all the western posts, and troops trailed us continually. They were led by Capt. Lawton, who had good scouts. The Mexican soldiers also became more active and more numerous. We had skirmishes almost every day, and so we fir •‘My decided _.M_-»-m-m Ijmu tiff Urittalffr iFffla ulmuarba Ammnrna By HON. MOBERLY BELL. Manager of the London Times. N THE general feeling in England toward America it is dif ficult to write briefly because I think it is so generally misun derstood. TLv? popular feeling in America is, I believe, that until recently there was a strong anti-American feeling here, and that it has now been removed. So long as that idea remains there will be misconceptions. The fact is that there never was anything but a friendly feel ing on this side, though I quite admit it was difficult for an American to realize this. Have you never seen father and son—the former devoted te the latter, but never understanding him—always too inclined to find faojj^tgo ipofjnfd to patronize—too inclined to criticise—the son getting to break up into small bands. With six men and four women I made for the range of mountains near Hot Springs. New Mexico. We passed many cattle ranches, but had no trou ble with the cowboys. We killed cat tle to eat whenever we were in need of food, but we frequently suffered greatly for water. At one tine wc had no water for two days and nights and our horses almost died trom thirst. We ranged in the mountans of New Mexico for some time; then, think ing that perhaps the troops had left Mexico, we returned. On our return through Old Mexico we attacked every Mexican found, even if for no other reason than to kill. We believed they had asked the United States troops to come to Mexico to fight us. “South of Casa Grande, near a place called by the Indians Gosoda, there wa,s a road leading out from the town. There was much freighting carried on by the Mexicans over this road. Where the road ran through a moun tain pass we stayed in hiding, and whenever Mexican freighters passed we killed them, took what supplies we wanted and destroyed the remaind er. We were reckless of our lives, because we felt that every man’s hand was against us. If we returned to the. reservation we wr.uld be put in prison i and killed; if we stayed in Mex ico they would continue to send sol diers to fight us; so we gave no quar ter to any one and asked no favors. “After some time we left Gosoda and soon were reunited with our tribe in the Sierra de Antunez mountains. Skirmishing Every Day. “Contrary to our expectations the United States soldiers had not left the mountains in Mexico, and were soon trailing us and skirmishing with us almost every day. Four or five times they surprised our camp. One time they surprised us about nine o'clock in the morning, captured all went directly to Gen. Miles and told tint how 1 had been wronged and I wanted to return to the United States with my people, as we wished to see our families, who had been captured and taken away from us. Gen. Miles said to me: ‘The president of the United States has sent me to speak to you. He has heard of your trouble with the white men, and says that if you will agree to a few words of treaty we need have no more trouble. Ge ronlmo, if you will agree to a few words of treaty all will be satisfac torily arranged.’ “Then he talked with me for a long time and told me what he would do for me in the future if I would agree to the treat}'. I did not hardly believe Gen. Miles, but because the president of the United States had sent me word I agreed to make the treaty and to keep it. Then i asked Gen. Miles what the treaty would be. Gen. Miles said to me: ‘I will take you under govern ment protection. 1 will build you a house. I will fence you much land. I will give you cattle, horses, mules and farming implements. You will be furnished with men to work the farm, for you yourself will not have to work. In the fall I will send you blankets and clothing, so that you will not suf fer from cold in the winter time. “ ‘There is plenty of timber, water and grass in the land to which I will send you. You will live with your tribe and with your family. If you agree to this treaty you shall see your family within five days.’ Agreed to Make Treaty. “I said to Gen. Miles: ‘All the offi cers that have been in charge of the Indians have talked that way, and it sounds like a story to me; I hardly believe you.’ He said: ‘This time it is the truth.’ I said: 'Gen. Miles, I do not know the laws of the white man, nor of this new country where you are to send me, and I might break r f wsy wi/cf/r wr/t Cll/35 MDS7M& Cl&SMC 77/E TREATY W/THtf/LES our horses (IS in number) and secured our store of dried meats. We also lost three Indians in this encounter. About the middle of the afternoon of the same day we attacked them from the rear as they were passing through a prairie—killed one soldier, but lost none ourselves. In this skirmish we recovered all our horses except three that belonged to me. The three horses that we did not recover were the best riding horses we had. “Soon after this scouts from Capt. Lawton's troops told us that he wished to make a treaty with us; but I knew that Gen. Miles was the chief of the American troops, and I decided to treat with him. “I sent my brother Perico (White Horse) with Mr. George Wrattan on to Fort Bowie to see Gen. Miles and to tell him that we wished to return to Arizona; but before these messen gers returned I met two Indian scouts —Kayitah, a Chokonen Apache, and Marteen, a Nedni Apache. They were serving as scouts for Capt. Lawton s troops. They told me that Gen. Miles had come and had sent them to ask me to meet him. So I went to the camp of the United States troops to meet Gen. Miles. Gen. Miles’ Promises. “When I arrived at their camp 1 _ -M-m-m.-m 1 their laws.' He said: ‘While I live you will not be arrested.’ Then I agreed to make the treaty. Since I have been a prisoner of war I have teen arrested and placed in the guard house twice for drinking whisky. “We stood between his troopers and my warriors. We placed a large stone on the blanket before us. Our treaty was made by this stone, and it was to last till the stone should crumble to dust: so we made the treaty, and bound each other with an oath. “I do not believe that I have ever violated that treaty, but Gen. Miles never fulfilled his promises. “When we had made the treaty Gen. Miles said to me: ‘Mv brother, you have in your mind how you are going to kill men, and other thoughts of war; I want you to put that out of your mind and change your thoughts to peace.’ “Then I agreed and gave up my arms. I said: T will quit the warpath and live at peace hereafter.’ “Then Gen. Miles swept a spot of ground clear with his hand and said: j Your past deeds shall be wiped out like this and you will start a new life.’ ” Want the Limelight. The trouble is that revolutions are generally loath to take the back track. on the father’s nerves by 50 little tricks—the 6on getting irritated and bored by his father’s old-fashioned ways and perpetual lecturings? Yet at heart each is proud of the other, and each would back the other against the world. That is the secret of our relations for a hundred years. What is the change? Only that the father has at last; realized that the son is grown up and must no longer be treated as a child, and the son realizes that with all his irritating old-fashioned fussiness and irritability the old man is a real good sort—because his own sort. Instead of family affection accompanied by the dignified stand-off of the older man to the young and rather pushing boy, there is family af fection accompanied by a full recognition of equality. Instead of man and boy, it is man and man. The average Britisher has a contempt for the ‘-foreigner.” By a “foreigner” he means a man who talks a language that he doesn’t un derstand. He doesn’t regard any man who talks English (whether it he Scotch, Cockney, Devonshire or American English) as a foreigner—he’s just English. He doesn’t gus> over him; he just sticks to him. Living for God. No life Is a failure which is lived for God, and all lives are failures which are lived for any other end.—F. W. Faber No Chance to Prove It. Uneasy lies the head that wears a •s.'own, perhaps, but it is merely hear say with the majority of us.—Chicago Daily views. NERVOUS DEBILITY A Scranton Woman Tells How Clr. /Williams' Pink Pills Made Her Well and Strong. Nervous debility is the common name for what the doctors term ueorasthouia. It is characterized by mental depression, fits of the “blues,” or melancholy, loss of energy and spirits. The patient’s eyes become dull, the pink fades from die cheeks, the memory becomes defective so that it is difficult to recall dates and names at will. Some of these symptoms only may be present or all of them. The remedy lies in toning np the nervous system and there is no medicine better adapted for this purpose than hi. Williams’ Pink Pills. Mrs. Jane J. Davies, of No. 314 War ren street, Scranton, Pa., says: “ S iam years ago I became greatly reduced in health and strength and my nervous 6ystem became so debilitated that I felt wretched. I could not rest or sleep well at night and woke up as weary and languid in the morning as I was wh^n l went to bed. My bead ached in tho morning and often there was a pain in my right side which was worse when I s:it down. My nerves were on edge all the time, every little noise bothered mo and I was generally miserable. Then l decided to try Dr. Williams’ Pink Pills for Pale People, as my hnsbaud had taken them with good results, and they did wonders for me. Now I have no more pain in my side, no more headaches, I sleep well and feel strong and able to do my work.” Dr. Williams’ Pink Pills oared Mrs Davies and they can do just as much for other weak, pale, ailing men or women who are slipping into a hopeless decline. They strike straight at the root, of all common diseases caused by poor and impoverished blood. Dr. Wliliams’ Pink Pills are sold by id! druggists, or will be sent postpaid, on receipt of price, 150 cent* per bos, .in boxes for $2.50, by the Dr. Williams' Medicine Co., Schenectady. N.Y. CURES INDIGESTION When what yon eat makes yon uncomfortable it is doing yon very little good beyond baxely keeping yon alive. Digestive tablets' ere worse than useless, for they will in time deprive the stomach of all power to digest food. The stomach must be toned up—strengthened. The herb tonic-laxative, Lane’s Family Medicine will do the work quickly and pleas antly. Sold by all dealers at 25c. and 50c. W. L. DOUGLAS *3.50 &‘3. OO Shoes BEST IN THE WORLD ff.L.Dougias$4Gilt Edge cannotbeenualledatanicrice /f 7b Shoe Healers : W. L. Douglas' Job bing F.ouso is thfi most complete in this country _Send for Catalog SHOES FOE EVERYBODY AX ALL FRICSt. Men’s Shoes. $5 to 51.80. Boys’ Shoes, *3 to $1.25. Women’s Shoes, $4 00 to $1.60. Misses’ & Children's Shots, $2.28 to $1.00, T’/y IV. L. 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Flectr cltDi. macblnlete, blacksmiths, coppersmiths, yeomen (clerks), carpenters, ship titters, firemen, musicians, cook«, etc . between 21 and i.5 years, enlisted in special ratings with suitable pay; hospital apprentices 18 to 28 years. Retirement on tnree-fouiths pay and aliow&rccs after 3) years service. Applicants us, be American citisens. First clothing outfit, free ‘n re- 'nits. Upon discharge travel allowance -l reins per mile to place of enlistment. Bonus four rrnnths pay and Increase in pay upon re-e »iir :.niont within lour months of discharge. Ofttees at Banco, n and Hastings, Nebraska. Alto, curing winter, at l>os Moines ard fUoax {.itv. Ir.wa. Address NAVY HECKUITING STATION,F.O B14U..0MAHA Chandler's Joke on Conkling. Roscoe Conkling was a capital boxer and quite proud of his skill. On;* evening after considerable banter he induced Senator Chandler to "put oe the gloves” with him. He played wit* Chandler for a few rounds, much to the discomfiture of the downeaster The latter bided his time and some time later quietly brought a profes slonal pugilist to dinner where Conk ling was a guest. In the course of the evening “Mr. Smith” was induced to engage in a boxing bout with Mr. Conkling. The professional danced around the senator, landing when and where he wished, playing with him »» he would with a punching bag. The elegant New York senator was daze*’, overwhelmed, humiliated, crushed When he surrendered and called enough, as he did at last, Senator Chandler smiled blandly and presented the pugilist in his true colors. An honest man is not the worse because a dog barks at him.—From the Danish.