Loup City Northwestern J. W. BURLEIGH. Publisher. LOUP CITY. . • - NEBRASKA. The Universal Gifts. An old farmer was talking of his boyhood to a group of young people; aot long ago. It had been lived—that tar-away boyhood—early in the last century, in a country place remote from towns. He described its meager conditions—the houses, fn which such things as “conveniences" had never been dreamed of, the coarse food and poor clothing, the scanty schooling, the few holidays; no magazines, al most no books, no entertainments or sports except an occasional sleighing party; no “junketings," no celebra tion of Christmas or New Year, no vacations from work. “Nothing that you young folks have to-day," he fin ished, “except weather and other folks; but I tell ye,” a flash kindled in the faded eye, and the fine old head lifted proudly, “I tell ye, folks cared jest as much for life in those days as they do now.” “Weather and other folks” and the opportunity of living— the great universal gifts to all man kind through all the ages. They stand like mighty mountain peaks, steadfast and unchangeable among all the changing philosophies, civilizations, powers. Sorrows come often, and sickness and defeat; there are lives eaten by poverty and dwarfed by con straining circumstance, yet, says the Youth's Companion, to every life these three things are given—the joy of sun shine and blue skies, the cheer and comradeship and inspiration of other lives pressing upon his, the opportu nity to hope and dream and do bat-' tie, to learn daily more of himself and his fellow man and God. All over the country are eager young people looking for “chances” to do, to learn and be. This is as it should be if only the longing means watchfulness, not discontent. “Chances” come only to open doors. Rut while he is wait ing let every eager soul remember that the three great gifts are his al ready to use or to neglect—Nature and "folks" and the privilege of living. The American “Drummer.” A United States consul sends to the state department a bit of advice for American business houses that intend seeking trade in Spanish-American countries. “Cheap traveling sales men who can pick up orders in a brisk and breezy fashion,” he de clares. will not be able to do much business there. Salesmen of culture and education, with polished manners and a knowledge of the languages and customs of the people among whom they go, he believes to be essential. The consul’s intentions are good, and it is easy to see the point he seeks to make. American business houses would doubtless do well to remember his words of caution. But he has a wrong conception of the American traveling salesman. The type he has in mind figures more largely on the stage and in the books of fiction than on the road. The roy stering, flashy “spellbinding” drum mer has practically disappeared. The knights of the grip, while they may not be composite Lord Chesterfields and J. Pierpont Morgans, are quiet, level-headed, capable men of business. They seek, says the Cleveland Leader, to obtain and hold trade by a thorough knowledge of the branch of it they are in and by deserving the confidence of the men they deal with. The com mercial traveler of to-day does not re sort to tricks. He transacts business on a business basis, and succeeds on his merits. Such accomplished gen tlemen as are described by the consul would doubtless have an immense ad vantage Over their less gifted brethren in Latin-America, but the supply of them is bound to be limited. It is a safe prediction that the plain, ordi nary American traveling men will get their full share of the business in Mexico and Central and South Amer ica. No convict has been guillotined in Paris for ten years, and the sentences of those condemned to death have been commuted to imprisonment for life. The reason for this lies in the fact that the law provides that all capital executions shall be held in public, and since the guillotine was removed from the Place de la Ro quette ten years ago, no other place has been found for it. The residents in the neighborhood of every place suggested object to its erection near them. The authorities were lately put in a quandary when a condemned man refused to ask for a commutation oi his sentence, and declared that they must put him to death. A New Hampshire “hunter,” seeing a dark object stirring in some bushes blazed away and shot a farmer dead. The authorities did not arrest the homicide, accepting his statement that the killing was “purely accidental.” The law ought to carry a penalty fo«* such heedlessness. Japan may keep the door open in Manchuria, but there is good reason to believe that the Tokio authorities help their own people through it and make them much at home when they get inside. Trained aeronauts must soon be added to city editors’ staffs. Ad \merican reporter in London who was required to get at a well-known balloonist was forced to go up in the car with him, and while he got the story he had to work his passage. Philadelphia surgeons are perform-, ing operations on children for the purpose of curing them of criminal tendencies. What kind of an operation would a Philadelphia surgeon recom mend for a jury briber? NEW YORK LOVE SYNDICATE COMES TO A SUDDEN END Pretty Women Lure Thous ands of Dollars from Infat uated Dupes Before They Are Caught--Error of the Actor-Butler the Cause of Their Fall. New York,—If Robert Emmet Keene, actor, wit and adviser in the court of love operated by Mrs. Izella Brown and Mrs. George T. Verrault, ha.d not used bad judgment and let James V. MacClellan, the obscure Philadelphia grocer, into the West Seventy-third street mansion, all the fuss about the love syndicate might have beeu avoided. It was Keene who used to determine which of the eager applicants for love honor should come in. When he passed favorably upon MacClellan he let in the man who, when ruthlessly rejected by the charming Mrs. Verrault, promptly went to the United States district attorney. The extent to which the love syn dicate operated has amazed the dis trict attorney. It is calculated that in the three years during which the combine ensnared its victims more than $100,000 was taken from them. A census of the dupes shows that they range from prosperous store owners to millionaire Wall street financiers. Probably one hundred of them walked into the spider web. Four women figured in the active work of the love trust. Mrs. Brown, shrewd and fascinating, was the schemer who kept the syndicate afloat. Mrs. Verrault was the official letter writer. It was she who sent the cap tivating love missives that won the hearts of the susceptible dupes. She attended to the correspondence of both herself and Mrs. Brown. Daughter and Niece as Side Attractions. The golden-haired daughter of Mrs. Brown was a conspicuous member of the combination. She did not make love to any of the men nor receive their attentions, but it was handy to have her around as milady's maid. The same interesting role was as sumed by Mrs. Brown’s beautiful niece, Miss Mary Mason. To the credit of Mrs. Brown, it may be said that she watched these two damsels with the eye of a hawk and never permitted the slightest indiscretion so far as they were concerned. The two girls when not engaged in the palace of love had the time of their lives in going about the country with Mrs. Brown. The niece is the daughter of a i struggling Boston storekeeper. He al- ! ways held a high regard for his sis ter, and feeling that she could pro vide his daughter with better advan- j tages than he was able to afford sent 1 her to New York. Mrs. Brown's scheme to marry the girl to a New Yorker of wealth was given a rude shock when the girl eloped with a 1 man she really loved. She met her husband while attending a regimental ball to which Mrs. Brown had taken her. Gregory Allen, who was one of the butlers in the Brown-Verrault house hold, knew- this young man and intro duced him to the blue-eyed beauty, i It w-as love at first sight. Three ' months from the day of the meeting Miss Mason broke away from the in- J fluence of the love combine. Gregory Allen had been very much smitten ; with Miss Mason himself. When she jilted him he got bravely over it and fell in love with Mrs. Brown’s daugh- ! ter Lillian. It is said they are en gaged to be married. Dashing Leading Spirit of the Love Trust. Mrs. Brown, the guiding spirit of the love enterprise, is forty-two years old and has had a kaleidoscopic ca reer. Her deep hazel eyes have a bewitching and dangerous softness. She has a subtle grace and dignity. Her hair is of the blazing peroxide variety. Tall and with a strikingly symmetrical figure, she is a woman who would immediately attract atten tion. There is a shrewd cast in her countenance, but it is tempered by the melting languor of her eyes. It is easy to see from an observa tion of Mrs. Brown how she was able to hold men in her clutches. She is a woman of keen wit, a brisk con versationalist and one quick to take advantage of every slight opportunity. With her suitors she has been by turns affectionate, adoring, gracious and stern. She has a heart of steel, but her admirers never suspected it until they were violently jilted. Mrs. Verrault is a woman of a softer type. Her deep dark eyes, rosy complexion and beautifully moulded face give her an atmosphere of daz zling charm. She is scarcely past thirty, yet she has broken hearts ga lore. Her chestnut-brown tresses con ilarroit Hatt 3ft By STITCH MCCARTHY. New York City Ward Politician and Patron of Sports. You may have an idea that you're cunning when you stay single, and you may think your influence is making a splash, but you take it from me that the single man ain’t any heavier than a piece of ice trust goods on a front door step on an August day. It’s the women who give us character bo’s our men friends ain’t afraid to speak out in the open about us if they want to hand us a little hot air, and it’s the women who give us the characters that make men tell lies after being seen talking to us. Women make us hustle because we know if we haven’t got the price we 11 get talked about, and if they think we’re lazy they’ll talk about your wife and say: “Poor thing, she has to do all the work.” Women make us see how little we count in the game if we don’t do all the things that women think men should do in the day’s work. Women say a lot of things they don’t mean, because talk is about the only pastime the most of them have, but when a woman is boosting for your success she tells the truth, and that’s why so many fellows say women ain’t got any sense because they tell the truth. agoopogcpoooooooooooooooooooooooooooosooosooooooo&oooQ Women make you want to get out in the morning and get into action because you don’t want to be shy when it comes to settling day, and they make you want to get in at night because most of ’em will do more to make you comfortable than any one else, and the fellow who don’t like to be comfortable has something wrong in him. Since I have been married I have seen some wives that I thought a hard slap on the wrist would do a lot of good to, but no one ever wants to take on the job of doing it, because other women would say you’re a brute. I’ve had fellows tell me they couldn’t get along with their wives if they didn’t hand them a slap once in awhile, but I’d rather pay alimony than do that, and I guess, if the truth was known, there’s few of us men that don’t need a good slap once in awhile ourselves, because it’s so easy to get sassy in your own house. I ain’t trying to make rules for married people to live by, and I ain’t trying to be wise about it, because every day I get into the fact that I know less about it. Many folks are unhappy married, and they can’t see why anybody should be a tout for the game, but, so far as I am concerned, it’s the whole pantry with all the grocery bills paid, and I’m saying that if all the people could be as happy as me and Mrs. Stitch is, the world would be a continuous “laugh-fest,” and so many people that try it make a hit of it that I say for one, Get married, for single life is H—L, and here’s to Mrs. Stitch. God bless her! tribute to her bewitching beauty. In manner she is the opposite of Mrs. Brown. She is at once impulsive, sunning and lovable. It Is said that Mrs. Verrault actually fell in love with a few of her admirers, but she held herself in check because to love was not one of the principles of the extraordinary matrimonial syndicate. All her witcheries and graceful tricks of manner and speech were put forth to lead her victims on to their doom. Youths Helped Along the Game of Cupid. The youths who helped along the tricks of the love trust were scarcely out of their teens. Robert Emmet Keene, who for some time played small parts in Proctor’s stock com pany, was the oldest of the croup. He was quick to see the opportunity offered by the matrimonial enterprise when first he was introduced into the household. Promptly giving up his stage career, he entered into the af fairs of the syndicate with all the fervor of his ardent spirit. In his position as butler many a generous tip came Keene's way. The enraptured suitors of Mrs. Brown and Mrs. Verrault regarded him as the court jester. Gregory Allen, who was an amateur sculptor, became asso their guests. Each of the women would have three men a week calling upon them. If Mrs. Brown had a suiter who seemed to be particularly recalcitrant about buying extravagant presents. Mrs. Verrault, who was al ways able to corral the most obstrep erous( caller, would be called in to use her persuasive influence. Mrs. Verrault used to go out often er than Mrs. Brown with the infat uated lovers. She would always wear a heavy veil and would tell her spell bound admirer that she did it to keep her wicked brothers from seeing her. These relatives, she said, were always trying to make trouble for her. They were scheming to get part of th^ es tate left her by the rich husband she said had died. Often when out with one suitor dining at a fashionable cafe she would be startled to find another sweetheart sitting idly at a nearby table. She would then hurry the dinner through on pretense of feeling faint and would hasten home with her escort. Ingenuity Exercised in Receiving the Infatuated. Both “widows” had to exercise some ingenuity in receiving the society women whom they had on their string. These members of the “400” they GEO£G£ /2/lSQW WOT /2Zy/ZtfZF-~ TO TZ4/TT TOTS' Awyfmss£^-\ - Cp> 2%4G&4rr or sz&s rropi?fj /wr/r yae>sr 2o^r rz^A^s/av ” ciated with the matrimonial trick sters through his acquaintance with George T. Verrault, husband of the pretty brunette. He donned a uni form and helped Keene in his job as butler. Mrs. Brown’s four broth ers helped in many ways to keep the syndicate going. George Mason was one of the pro moters of the famous Kentucky Fuel and Alcohol company, which was one of the side issues of the syndicate. He made his father-in-law, William D. Angeil, of Chicago, vice president of the concern without asking the old gentleman’s consent. When the skyrocket company exploded, leaving a large number of financiers holding bogus stock, Angeil felt like troucing his son-in-law, but never could find him. This chimerical concern procured its victims by advertising in newspa pers and also through the means of the spiritualistic seances that were a part of the matrimonial plans. Matrimonial Mansion Was Elaborately Fitted Out. The matrimonial mansion was fitted out in a way calculated to inspire the dupes. Each room has a name ac cording to the kind of paper on the wall. The parlor was the green room, because it had green paper with lit tle splashes of pink. The library was furnished in red. All the books were of red. The library cost Mrs. Brown $15,000. Mrs. Brown had a red room on the third floor which harmonized with her blond hair. Mrs. Verrault's boudoir was of a delicate pink. Mrs. Verrault and Mrs. Brown were always very careful about receiving met through the medium of adver tisements, and used thepi as a means of getting unlimited credit for expen sive dresses. They had to arrange it so that these fashionables would call In the afternoon, for at night the par lors were given up to the explicit use of the love victims. There were many exciting scenes at the front doors of the establish ment run by the syndicate on West Seventy-third street and later at No. 323 West Eighty-second street. Dis appointed lovers who had handed over to the syndicate much of their money used to storm on the front stoop and threaten to dynamite the mansion if their lady love would not see them. Roebrt Emmet Keene was quite diplo matic in handling these excited in dividuals and managed to save the house of love from an explosion. The parlor in which the lovelorn admirers were received had a mas sive mantel adorned with gold orna ments. Upon it would be placed pho tographs of the callers, particular care being taken that the right picture was in the right place for the occasion. Count Zolinoff, the Fifth avenue deli catassen dealer, had his photograph taken in 57 different styles and would insist that Mrs. Verrault, whom he was courting, should have them all in plain evidence around the room. “Don't you think I take a good pic ture?” he would ask. “You’re the sweetest thing in the world,” Mrs. Verrault would reply. Then she would get the promise of another expensive present. The old man who caused Mrs. Ver rault the most annoyance by the per sistency of his infatuation was Kiesler. How Dan Cupid Helped in One of the Most Startling Swindles of the Time Many Influential Men Are Numbered Among the Un happy Victims. He would not hesitate to make love anywhere. He showered kisses as well as presents upon Mrs. Verrault. When dining out he could not restrain himself in falling upon his knees at her feet and kising her hand. He would write the most cushing love let ters of all the group of infatuated dupes. "I find myself speaking your name when I awake," he would write, and then go into raptures over her beauty. The burning love missives were a source of much merriment at the daily cabinet sessions of the love troupe. Actor Keene would read them with the greatest gusto and accentuate the most tender passages. Keen said the letters could be made into a thrilling love drama, and he had a good mind to do it himself. The Wall street broker, F. J. Syme, whose name was used in connection with the fuel scheme, was an unwill ing victim, it is said, of the syndicate. He fell in with the fuel idea, believing that the company had acres of fertile land in Kentucky. He called at the love palace many times to get point ers about fuel. It is said that the broker invested considerable money in the scheme. Mrs. Verrault Had a Real Love Affair. Among the real love affairs that Mrs. Verrault was interested in was one with a Boston lawyer. She was greatly attached to him. One day after he had failed to call around and see her at her Boston home she went to his office and created a scene. The lawyer ordered her out. The next day Mrs. Verrault was taken to a hospital. Her nerves were all unstrung and it was alleged she had taken bichloride of mercury in an effort to end her life. McClellan, the Philadelphian, has been quite upset because of the fuss he has caused in having his erstwhile sweetheart arrested. The next day after Mrs. Verrault appeared in court MacClellah came to town and tele phoned to the West Eighty-second street mansion. He got Mrs. Brown on the ’phone and told her he was sorry he had caused all the trouble. If Mrs. Verault would return the pres ents he had lavished upon her he would withdraw the charge. “Go on, you fool!” was the snappy reply. “M:s. Verault doesn't care what you do.” MacClellan, the picture of despair, hung about the house seeking a chance to speak to his lady love, but when Mrs. Verrault emerged from the mansion she swept by him as though he didn't exist. The Philadelphia Lover Kicked Over the Traces The wail of all the overthrown suit ors has been that they lost so much money. It is this very thing that has given Mrs. Brown and Mrs. Ver rault such keen delight. In one of her merry moods Mrs. Verault said: “What a fine spectacle this is, all these men having me arrested because I was too sharp for them! They are fortune-hunters, and of a very low type. They are like the foreign no blemen who come over here to win rich American girls, but they go it on a cheap scale. They think the Ameri can women soft, and all they have to do is to look wall-eyed at them and they will break their necks to hand them money. They only called be cause they w'anted to get homes where they wouldn’t have to work. I really think that I have done a service to American women in showing these brutes up. Pay Premiums Promptly. Those who carry life insurance pol icies should be careful to see that the premiums are promptly paid. Neglect in this important matter has caused policies to be forfeited. It is best to pay premiums a few days before they are due. On the final day the pol icy holder may forget it or be called away, as many things can happen to cause neglect of payment. Sacred Fires of India. The sacred fires of India have not all been extinguished. The most an cient which still exists was conse crated 12 centuries ago, In commem oration of the voyage made by the Parsees when they emigrated from Persia to India. The fire is fed five times every 24 hours with sandalwood and other fragrant material, combined with very dry fuel. A PRETTY SHOULDER! AlMOST ANY WOMAN MAY HAVE THEM IF SHE LIKES. How to Acquire the Proper Slope and Plumpness and How to Dress the Different Shapes with Best Effect. Just one woman in 20 has a pair of shoulders the right shape. These sta tistics are gathered from a certain beauty specialist. The other 19 have shoulders that are either too high or too low. Many have round shoulders. Others have hoop shoulders. One out of three will have shoulders that ex tend too far forward. Fifty per cent, have shoulders of unequal height. Twenty-five per cent, have shoulders that would be right if they were tar ried right. And this list of defects might be carried on indefinitely, so numerous are the faults of those who might have and should have a good pair of shoulders. If the shoulders are thin there is a diet which will plump them out a lit tle. To try this diet means very little self denial for it consists of food which nearly everybody likes. The basis is chocolate, and the chocolate diet will, in time, make not only the neck, but the arms and shoulders and hands plump. There is, put away in an obscure but picturesque part of Germany, a little “cure” which is called the chocolate cure. Here the patients go to get stout. They study the scenery, drink chocolate and cocoa, eat it and grow just fat enough. The beauty of the chocolate “cure” is that the fat settles in the right place. It does not stop at the abdo men. But it settles, rather, in the arms, the hands, the neck and the shoulders. In a very little while the patients become beautiful. The cereals will plump out the neck, but one must not take too much cream with them. Vegetables also plump the neck, but one must be care ful to take them fresh and without too much butter. There are fats which seem to settle in the abdomen and other fats which go toward the shoul-; ders and hands. It is curious to the! student of beauty to observe the dif-j ferent direction which the flesh will; take. One kind of food, namely pota-! toes, will make the abdomen full. An-; •other kind of food will make the shoul-j ders stout, while a third kind will/ cause the cheeks to grow fat. It is' a knowledge of these various kinds of' food which makes a woman pretty or otherwise. She can really govern her] fat to suit herself if she knows what/ to eat. i it tne snouiuers are or tne sloping or old-fashioned type they should be' dressed very plainly. A Quaker hand-i kerchief folded around the shoulders in such a manner as to make them still lower and still more sloping is the prettiest thing in the work. Next comes the Priscilla scarf, which is a sort of plain muslin fichu; and third, there is the plain round low neck, with, its neat finish and its delicate edge. All of these serve to bring out the old-J fashioned lowness of the old-fashioned low sloping shoulder. The shoulder of the matron which is the plump, round shoulder, is the shoulder that can be dressed showily. It can be wrapped with furs and dressed with velvets. It can be en circled with real lace and it can be looped and twined with jewels. This shoulder is massaged until it is very plump; bleached until it is very white; pinched until it is full of life, and spatted until it is smooth. The girlish shoulder, which is the slender, delicate shoulder, is prettiest dressed in something fluffy. Tulle, gauze, chiffon and silvered stuffs are loveliest. And the shoulder should be dressed very low so as to show its delicate curves. If the shoulders, in spite of every art persist in being uneven and ugly there are exercises that can be taken for them. One of these is the weight exercise. The victims walks up and down for 15 minutes a day carrying a weight in her short arm—the arm with the high shoulder. In time this will lower the shoulder. If both shoul ders are high she bends backward un til they are equal. The snouiaer exercise, me snouiaer diet, the shoulder massage and the shoulder treatment will, in time, make any pair of shoulders handsome. And in a short while the worst pair of arms and neck will become beautiful. It takes about four weeks of constant care. But at the end of that time the results will be so good that the patient will not regret the time she spent upon the work of reforming her shape. A Disadvantage. “Do you think our orators are as “loquent as those of our early his tory?” “Quite as eloquent," answered Sen ator Sorghum. “They are at a disad vantage owing to the fact that it is no longer customary to force their re marks into esteem by putting them into the school readers.”—Washington Star. Breakfast Relish. Slice cold roast beef thin. Make a gravy of three tablespoons of butter, one tablespoon of walnut or tomato catsup, one tablespoon of vinegar, one teaspoon of currant jelly, one tea spoon of made mustard. Put meat and all in a saucepan, cover and set in a kettle of boiling water. Steam one half hour.—Good Housekeeping. Strenuous. “Why don’t you buy a cottage out in the suburbs?’’ asked the commuter with the rake and bag of flour under his arm. “Takes too much push,” replied the wise city friend. ' “Push? What kind of push?” “Why, behind the lawn mower.”— Chicago News. The Perfect Ear. The perfect ear should be about twice as long as it is broad. It should be delicate and pink, and should touch the head with the back of the upper point. Outstanding ears are hopeless ly disfiguring. A woman who is af flicted with this kind of a beauty ill should dress her hair in a way that vtSt partly hide her ears. STOMACH PAINS Dr. Williams’ Pink Pills Brought Re lief, and Cure for Splitting Headaches as Well. 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He sent her a copy of each of the local papers with one item clipped out, and when she wrote to find out what it was he had clipped out he refused to tell her. The scheme worked admirably! In less than a week she was home to find out what it was that had been going on that her husband didn't want her to know about.—Pittsburg Press. States of Brazil. Politically, Brazil Is divided into 21 states (including the federal district), but so unequal is the division that three of these embrace practically her entire lowlands, as well as a portion of the western uplands, and exceed In area the remaining 18, which lie within the highland region, except for their narrow margins upon the coast. These latter, however, contain more than 96 per cent, of the popuU Bob. “Do you think it pays country peo pie to take in city boarders?” “Cer lainly, as long as the boarders don't llnd it out."—Baltimore American.