in Brooklyn.—It was a quiet day in | the police station. Brownsville was j behaving itself and the matron of the ' station had a whole hour to talk, with only one interruption to wipe the! tears from the eyes of a small, dirty boy, induce him to tell the address of his home and send him on his way I under the guidance of a big, strong ; bluecoat. And the matron, when she j talks, has a few things to tell. In j fact, Mrs. Cox says, with her good ; Irish chuckle, that she thinks she w'ill | write a book of her experiences to make her rich after she retires from : the job of matron. The "boys" have j suggested it to her. The "boys” are i the bluecoats, every one of whom in ■ Brooklyn, knows Mrs. Cox and has a joke for her or a word of guying ’ when be meets her. Duties of a Police Matron. Intoxication is the usual charge upon which the woman prisoner is committed, with occasional charges j of theft, of assault, an attempted sui- j cide and now ana then a woman whose hands have committed some bigger : crime, homicide or infanitcide. Whatever the charge, they all pass through the station house on their way to the jail or the penitentiary, i and the matron has them in her care, j She gets them fresh from their mis demeanors and writh the stain of their crimes new upon them. She is the first and often the only ministering angel they know, for it is to the task of ministering that most of the ma trons, womenlike, give themselves, with more heartiness than to the technical tasks of their office. Young Girls Saved. One night two young girls were brought into the station house for in toxication, fresh, dainty girls, dressed in the finest of evening gowns, covered with long coats. It was New Year’s eve and a bitter cold night. The matron was used to the unusual, but the presence of girls such as these in her lodging house made her stop and wonder. It was only a lit tle while before tlie sleep of intoxica tion were off and the girls woke to the realization of their surroundings and the horror of it. Finally, they were calr.1 enough to tell the matron how it all happened. They had been over to Manhattan to a dance with two boy friends. It was so icy cold that the escorts suggested before they crossed the bridge to take something to warm them, and they stopped in a cafe and drank what the men or dered for them. lYiused to taking stimulants, as soon as they struck the cold air out of doors the drinks went to their heads and they knew very little else of what happened un til they waked to find themselves in the police station. What had hap pened was that the two escorts, find ing themselves burdened with girls too much intoxicated to know what was happening to them, had opened the door of a tenement house, shoved them in and left them there. The girls had fallen immediately to sleep and one of the occupants of the house stumbling over them, had reported to the police and had them taken to the station. It was a hideous night for those girls, used only to the niceties and refinements of life. When the next morning came, with its inevitable appearance at court, they pleaded not to be taken in the patrol wagon with the other prisoners and the matron secured the permis sion of the sergeant to take them to court herself in the car. and arranged for a private hearipg before the judge. The circumstances related, the judge let them off with some strong words of admonition. Maggie a Regular Lodger. With some of the prisoners the ma trons become old friends, for they almost make the station house their regular dwelling place. One of Mrs. Cox's old-timers is an Irish woman, named Maggie, whom everybody in the station house knows. She has been a habitue of station houses for IS years, and the matrons and sergeants get so they look for her and almost miss her when she doesn't come. She is one of the cheerful drinkers and al ways comes in with a swagger and a laugh. The matron will greet her with a sort of despairing smile: “Well, Maggie, are you back again?" "Sure, and ain't you glad to see me? I keep you alive, give you something to live for.” Enlivens Station with Song. Remonstrance with her is useless, the matrons have learned her long ago. Sometimes they ask her if she isn't ashamed to come so often to the station house, and she always makes the same answer. "No: the city's willing for me to stay here and I'll come as often as I like. It's much more comfortable than home. It's cleaner and I like the electric lights." She has such a ready good humor and such a spirit of fun that in spite of her waywardness Maggie is rather a favorite in the station and with the judges. After one of her last visits to the police station Maggie pleaded penitence to the judge and promised to walk the straight and narrow- path in the future if the judge would let her go. So the magistrate did give her the chance, threatening dire con sequences if she appeared before him again soon. The very next night Mag gie was brought into the station house with her usual hilarity, but gorgeously arrayed. She made no apologies for her downfall, but ex plained that when she went from the station house the day before she had found a letter from her sister contain ing $15. She took $7 of it and bought a new skirt, a new shirt waist and an enormous brass chain; with the other $8 she went to a saloon to come out minus the money and in the custody of a policeman. Once during one of her visits to the station Magige grew despondent. She thought of her two daughters who are placed in a Cath olic home, safe from her influence, and she began to brood. She got hold of a string and decided to choke her self with It. To make the thing more effective she called to Mrs. Cox to tell her what she was going to do. The matron was used to Maggie, how ever, and to threats of suicide, so she answered carelessly: “Go ahead. Maggie, you've no idea how quickly we would get you out of here; get you out much quicker dead than alive, because we don't want any dead* ones around here.” Whereupon Maggie burst into one of her peals of laugh ter and declared it was no use com mitting suicide in the face of such discouragement. There are only a few that take the world so cheerfully under the influ ence of drink. Many of the cases that come under the eye of the police matron are of women who have been led to the passion for drink to drown some sorrow, and many of them women used to better ways of living. One day a frail bit of a woman—a mere girl—was brought to the station. Her husband had got out a warrant for her and wanted to have her com mitted to some institution. Drink had made terrible ravages in the woman's appearance, and when the effects of the whisky began to wear off she sat in her cell clinging with her thin hands to the bars and begging piti fully for drink. Toward dawn the woman collapsed and a hurry call was sent to the hospital. The ambu lance surgeon on his arrival had only [ \ f/M£Y0i/G0r . BO/? Aff/f B/JBYY l/toy J/m/£ w MwsKgy K time to kneel at her side and begin his work before death closed upon her. Woman’s Pitiful Story. While the woman lay trembling in the cell during the night she had told her story to the woman outside the bars, o£ how the craving had grown upon her little by little until she lost all power over herself. At 23 she was a hopeless wreck. The closing act of the little tragedy was when the mother came from her home in the country, near New York, and insisted on seeing the place where her girl had died. The matron begged and pleaded with her not to look at the cell; that it would be something she could never forget, but the mother demanded to see it, and as soon as she looked into the bare place, fell in a collapse, and an ambulance had to be called to care for her. “The lady” was once a figure well known in all the police stations, but “the lady” is one of the flgpres that has passed, whose life hurried her to a pitiful end before she reached what should have been her prime. The ma trons all called her "the lady,” be cause even in her worst days she nev er looked anything but the lady, was always well dressed and never came to the police station without her well fitting gloves carefully buttoned, though sometimes she was picked out of the gutter in an almost hopelessly deadened condition. Her story is one that might have been the thread of some of the stories one used to read in the Sunday school libraries, though it comes with much more force to hear the police matron who saw her in the last days of her degradation tell it. She had spent her girlhood in the country at her father's home upon the Hudson, where they took city board ers in the summer time. The girl was as pretty as a picture, had been care fully reared and well educated. One summer there came the inevitable man from the city that won the heart of the country girl, and they were married and came to Brooklyn to live. All went as happy as a marriage bell for a while. There was a little girl baby after whose coming the young wife was not very strong, and the doc tor ordered milk punches every day. The young woman began to like the punches and wanted two instead of one a day, then after a while she be gan to take the brandy without the milk and soon she found the habit fixed on her strongly. The husband bore with her and did everything that could be done, but things went from bad to worse until the habit fastened itself so that there was first a visit to the police station, and after the first a second and a third. The woman, whose life had been guarded as carefully as any girl’s could be, who had been used in her young days to take nothing stronger than milk or sweet cider, began to be come used to the walls of a cell and to bow in abject slavery to the taste of whisky. Sometimes she would plead with the matron to go and intercede with her husband and promise better things, and many a time has Mrs. Cox gone with the plea. Always it was granted and the same result would follow and “the lady’’ would be back in the station house crazed with drink. The baby girl grew up into a beautiful young woman, who would come after dark to visit her mother in the cell and plead with her. It was like try ing to check the north wind. The pas sion swept down everything in its pathway. One day Mrs. Cox was sent for to come to a consumptive home, and there she found “the lady” in the | last stages of the disease. She wanted j to say goodby and to offer thanks for ! the little kindnesses of the old days. Made Nursery of Station. One day nd> long ago a 14-year old girl brought in a dirty little baby and said the child was lost. The baby spent the afternoon peaceably sleep ing on the big quilt the matrons keep for the purpose, and about five o'clock a man came in and asked the matron: “Have you got for me a baby?” The matron assured him that she hoped it was for him. as she was anxi ous to turn the infant over to some body. The baby was properly identi fied and the man started off with it, complacently, when the matron asked where his wife was that she had left the child uncalled for all afternoon. She had gone out, the man answered, and she had telephoned to him at his place of work over in Manhattan to 1 call at the police station on his way ! home to get the babe. The man was I told very plainly that the next time I his wife wanted to go shopping she i was not to send her baby to the police I stations as a nursery. “Shoplifter” a Puzzle. The shoplifter is often the puzzle to the matron of the Adams street station. They come in great Aiumbers from the poor, shabby woman, wrho has stolen a few pairs of socks, or a little frock for her baby, whom she longs to have dressed like the babies of her well-to-do neighbors, to the woman of apparent wealth, who has secreted some seemingly useless trifle. One woman, faultlessly gowned and of undoubted culture and good breed ing, who offered $500 not to be made to sleep in a cell had been arrested for taking three pairs of 69-cent gloves. She was indignant at her ar rest. but she didn't deny the theft, merely offered to pay for the gloves. I That was a case out of many such that Mrs. Roylan recalls from her ex periences at the Adams street sta tion, one of the things no one can ex plain. They call it kleptomania with the rich and thievery with the poor, who, at least, have the prick of neces sity to lend palliation to their guilt. These are the ordinary happenings in the life of the police matron. Their days and nights are a ceaseless round of watching the intoxicated, of stand ing by to keep the suicide from her intention, of dressing the woman with delirium tremens, who tears her | clothes to shreds in the night, of hear | ing over and over the stories ol | wretchedness and misery and deprav I ity. ==l^^=^=S==a The bitterest dis ^ appointment of a-young wUtliltn afi, actress who comes to Ajj’ ^ Mm New York with her £( jp mtalPttl mind enthused over the V thought of studying I By EVELYN VAUGHN. f“ ,*f I Leading Lady in "The College Widow.” her ideals shattered b\ lhe persistent “guying” which goes on in the best theaters. I have often wondered what thoughts pass through the minds of the audience who pay good money in the hope of receiving a genuine dramatic treat, when they see the artist and her support effectually ruin a play by this guying system. In musical comedy such a thing is a part of the fun, and we can overlook it, but when dramatic art is belittled by the frivolous conduct or indifference of actors more harm is being done than the mere dis gusting of a one night’s audience. Of course the actors and actresses do not think for a moment that the audience is aware of their smiles and guying—at least I cannot be lieve they would voluntarily ruin a play—yet I am quite sure that the average audience which cares to witness a high-class production has enough intelligence to detect a false ring to the interpretation of roles. It is sometimes offered in explanation that an actress has placed a part so often that she has become mechanical, but I cannot believe that the great actress who feels the character can ever forget. We talk a great deal about the future of dramatic art in America. We read a great deal about the mushroom growth of stars who leap into popularity in a month. We listen to burning criticisms from French writers on the comparison of the highly educated and well trained actresses of the French stage with those of America. Dramatic clubs and managers themselves talk on the need of sincerity in the young actress, who must take her art seriously, yet what more fatal blow can there be to the art of the future than having the budding actresses and actors come face to face with the distorting and slighting of art by the very idols of the stage themselves? It is a duty not only to dramatic art itself and to the devotees of the drama who seek inspiration from the fountain heads of acting but to culture and the general intelligence as well to eliminate this euving system. Actors and actresses who have attained greatness owe something to the future of the profession they adorn. If instead of writing ar ticles or decrying in print the anaemic condition of the dramatic art of to-day they would endeavor to stimulate it, American dramatic art would receive its best incentive. PLAN OF PRIVATE PRISON FOR WHICH LOUIS A. GOURDAIN HAS BROKEN GROUND. Louis A. Gourdain was the central figure the other morning in a peculiar little ceremony just outside the walls of the Joliet penitentiary. It was the ground-breaking for Gourdain’s own private four-story prison, in which he in tends, as he says, to serve out the term of four years and a half to which he was sentenced by the United States court for running a lottery game. The exterior of the “prison,” which is to cost $70,000, will present an aspect as severe and uninviting as that of the state penitentiary, but the interior, ac cording to the plans, will be a combination of modern home comfort and in stitutional plainness. The exterior will rival an ancient bastile for loopholes and parapets, and the interior, or at least a part of it, will be luxuriantly ap pointed. There is to be a living-room and dining-room for Gourdain and a similar provision for the private warden whom Gourdain will install An elaborately furnished workshop, where Gourdain says he will toil from day to day, and a cell of up-to-date structure are also provided for in the plans. There will also be a reception-room for women and a library, snd in the base ment will be an office room for the “warden,” a boiler-room, a dining-room and a laundry. QUEER MARRIAGE PACT Des Moines.—Isaiah F. Harding and Mrs. Isabella Engelbrecht of Dallas county, Iowa, had not found smooth sailing upon the sea of matrimony, al though both are, comparatively speak ing, rich. Twice each had been mar ried and twice divorced. When, therefore, seeking a consola tion prize, Harding asked Mrs. Engel brecht to be his, extreme caution at tended her affirmative response. "We'd better lay down some rules to go by,” she said, and Harding agreed. The result was the most remarkable nuptial contract ever drawn in Iowa and, perhaps in the world. Veteran lawyers say they have never seen anything quite like it. It arranges for almost every possi ble contingency that may arise in the wedded life of two people. The contract plainly sets forth who shall build the fires, when the husband may bring home guests to meals, when the relatives of each shall visit, them, how the money is to be divided, how often the wife may attend social func tions without being scowled at—and ever fixes a limit to the number of possible future Hardings. By observing in minutest detail the terms of this remarkable document Harding and his third wrife have al ready enjoyed two months of life to- ' gether without a cloud appearing in their matrimonial sky. The contract provides: “That we, by the terms of this agreement, made this third day of May, A. D. 1906. between Isaiah Hard even fixes a limit to the number of ing, of the county of Dallas and state of Iowa, party of the first part, and Isabella Engelbrecht, of the county of Polk and state of Iowa, of the second part, do hereby bind ourselves by this covenant to carry out entire and in detail the terms of this solemn ob ligation so that we, as man and wife, may dwell together in peace and har mony so long as this said covenant shall be in force, to wit: From the said third day of May, A. D. 1906, un til the third day of May, 1821, a period of 15 years. "It is hereby agreed and stipulated between said Isaiah F. Harding, party of the first part, and said Isabella En gelbrecht, party of the second part, that if at the end of the fifteen years aforesaid described we or either of us shall have cause to believe that such union is not for the best interests of either of us the said same union shall be terminated by either party without further formality; providing that, if at any time during the period above set forth, either should wish to relin quish the bonds of matrimony such ac tion shall not be taken except with due process of law. "We hereby agree that we shall jointly and severally settle upon the children of each by former marriage one-half of the estate of each, the said one-half of the estate of the party of the first part to be settled upon, his children and the said one-half of the estate of the party of the second part upon her children. Deeds and papers to this effect shall be duly signed. transferred and recorded upon the completion of this covenant. And this shall be regarded as applying to per sonal property as well as real. “And we hereby bind ourselves to the faithful performance of the fol lowing stipulations, as far as w'ithin us lies: “Isaiah F. Harding, party of the first part, agrees that Isabella Engelbrecht, party of the second part, shall, upon her wedding to him, the party of the first part, receive each week the sum of $15 with which to defray the household expenses, but it is understood that he, the party of the first part, shall furnish fuel and wa ter. “It is expressly understood that from this union shall come not more than three children. Upon the birth of each or any child the above amount of $15 per week shall be increased three Jollars per week. “The party of the second part shall furnish domestic help and to assist her in this she shall be allowed the financial output of poultry and one cow from the farm herd. But if for any reason it shall be found neces sary to dispense with domestic help, then it shall be the duty of the hus band to build the fires and prepare the morning meals for six months throughout the winter and for the wife to build the fires and prepare the morning meals for the remaining six months of the year. “Neither party shall invite guests to the house, except with the express permission of the other, and then not oftener than tw'ice per week; relatives shall not be allowed to visit the fam ily, except that relatives of the party of the first part shall be permitted to visit the home at any time within the first two weeks of the month of May; relatiyes of the party of the second part within the last two weeks of the month of October. This shall not relate in any way to the children of either of the parties of this cov enant. “If the parties to this covenant shall remove to the city to live it is agreed that in addition to the costs men toined above party of the first part shall pay ice and gas expenses. Fur thermore, it shall be the privilege of the party of the second part to attend two social functions each week, one of which, if the parties reside in the city, shall be the theater, and this ex pense shall be borne by the party of the first part. "Each Sunday the party of the first part shall escort and accompany the party of the second part to church in the morning and again in the even ing should she desire it. “Party of the first part shall keep up the house Insurance, keep the premises in good condition, furnish at all times respectable conveyance to and from town, see that both himself and wife are properly clothed, take an active part in any civic or rural im provement, and assist in any political movement for the general good. It is expressly declared that he shall vote according to the dictates of his con science.” REMOVES SNAKE’S APPENDIX. Big Rattler Undergoes Operation, but Dies Later. New York.—First of his kind to go under the knife for such an operation, Pete, a big rattlesnake in the snake house in the zoological garden in bronx park, had his appendix removed, but died later. The operation was performed by Dr. C. William Bebeand Raymond L. Ditmar, one of the cura tors at the “zoo.” Pete, in all the glory of his eight foot body, had been a favorite of vis itors at the snake house since be was Ida. He was also a pet of the keep ers. Noticing a curve in the snake's back, extending from the head about three-quarters of the length of the body, an attendant touched the reptile with a stick. Pete wrigfled away, showing that it was a very tender place, and for the rest of the day refused to allow anyone to come near him. After a consultation it was decided --W . .. anaesthetic was applied, and Dr. Bebe opened the reptile s back. He then saw that the appendix was swollen and inflamed. The cause of Pete’s suf fering was not evident. He had appen dicitis, and, moreover, it was the first case of the kind on record. When the appendix was opened a large piece of rabbit's fur was found. Pete came out of his stupor after his back had been sewed up, and it was said that the operation had been suc cessful, but Pete died. - > _________________ Justifiable Assault. Her partner stopped short in the middle of the dance in the pavilion and gave the girl a slap on the shoul der that came near felling her. “I was sorry to have to do it,” he explained, as they waltzed on, “but I had to—a mosquito had alighted on you. You’d have been disabled by morning if he had got in his work.” Judge for Yourself. “DO you think • Snagsby is a man who appreciates a favor?" “Well, 1 just lent him five dollars and he kicked because it was in small PARROT IS TOO TALENTED. Brings Loss to Roadhouse Man and He Gives It Away. New York.—Joseph Murphy, pro prietor of a roadhouse in the Bronx, is said by veracious citizens of the vicinity to have suffered financial los:i through the misplaced intellectual ef« forts of his green parrot Jemimah. The bird had to be disposed of because it ordered too many drinks at Mr. Murphy’s bar. According to neighborhood report, and Mr. Murphy reluctantly confirms the tale, a parrot pronounced to be bright and quick to learn was given to Mr. Murphy. The bird, which was hung on the veranda where the thirsty are served, made good his reputation by learning the names of the drinks the waiters called through the open windows to the professor behind the mahogany. The wise bird could dis tinguish a horse's neck from a mint julep within three weeks. It was when Jemimah began to call out the order for drinks on her own hook that trouble began. “Scotch highball and two up," Jemimah would exclaim in the midst of a hurry of orders. The bartender would set out the drinks, ring up the check, then find that it was “on the house.” This grew monotonous and so Murphy gave the bird to a friend whose wife is a member of the local Woman's Chris tian Temperance union. PLAN FEDERAL FEMALE PRISON. Government May Rally All in One Great Institution. Leaver,worth, Kan.—It is the plan of the department of justice to build here within a short time a prison to. be devoned entirely to the keeping of government female prisoners, and Gen. Cecil Clay, special agent of the department, and Architect T. C. Young, of St. Louis, who are at the United States penitentiary making an inspection, are said to be looking over the land of this prison for a site. If one is built it will be directly west of this immense institution, and, per haps, under the same head, but this has not been decided. The government has in all no less than 200 female prisoners held for, violation of the federal laws. These are confined for the most part in state penitentiaries, in states where their crimes have been committed and are being paid for out of funds set aside for this purpose. The cost is about 50 cents a day and it is thought they can be more cheaply and satisfactori ly confined if in a government institu tion. At one time it was planned to con fine all female lawbreakers in one cellhouse of the federal penitentiary here, but this has been changed, as it was not thought this would be a suitable arrangement and would bo detrimental to disciiiline. NO BAN ON SMALL SOLDIERS. Government Lowers the Standard to Admit Porto R’cans. Washington.—Concession to tho slight stature of the Porto Ricans is made in a general order just issued by the general staff of the army pro viding that five feet two inches shall be the minimum height of men admit ted to the Porto Rican provisional reg iment. Heretofore the minimum height for the insular regiment has been five feet five inches, which is the height required for admission to the regular army in the United States. The new order does not extend to offi cers of the Porto Rican regiments, who will still be required to come up to American standards. Other minimum measurements are also reduced by the general order in proportion to the height.' Recruits five feet two inches tall are required to have a chest measurement of 32 inches at expiration and mobility of the chest amounting to two inches. One hundred and twenty-four pounds is fixed as the minimum weight for this height. RAILWAY ACCIDENTS GROW. Interstate Commerce Commission Re ports Increase in Casualties. Washington. — Eighteen thousand persons were killed, crippled and oth erwise injured in railroad accidents during the period ending March 31, 1906. These are the figures given out in the quarterly casualty report of tho interstate commerce commission. They show that 17 more were killed in the first quarter .of 1906 than in the last period of 1905 ancl that 52 more were injured. The report severely", criticises the fareless American dis regard of hurnan life and urges the, substitution of electricity for men In the management and control of trains. Of the total number of casualties during the period covered by the re port 1,126 were killed and 17,170 in jured. These were caused by 3,490 acci dents, deluding 1,921 collisions and 1,569 derailments. The money dam age amounted to $2,924,785. MILES PREDICTS WORLD WAR. Former Army Head Declares Panama Canal Will Bring Conflict. Philadelphia.—Gen.. Nelson A. Miles, former commander in chief of the United States army, said that the opening of the Panama canal would, in his opinion, be a step toward a war in the future. “If war does come,” he said, “it will be a struggle for supremacy be tween the United States and the powers of the world.” Gen. Miles admitted that the strug gle he foresees will not come for some time. But it is certain sooner or later as the clash of commerce becomes keener. In such a war the United States would have to struggle single-handed against the World. An, increased, army and navy would not avail much, he says. South American trade is the bone over which the pow ers will contend and the canal’s open ing will force us into the arena. An Awkward Job. Squire—I want you to drag mjr, pond. Pat. i J, * • . ‘ .