Loup City Northwestern J. W. BURLEIGH, Publiahar. 1X>UP CITY. . - . NEBRASKA. What Money Is Doing. There are even in these days a good many families in the United States who find it possible to do a certain amount of moderately high thinking and still cultivate some of the graces of life. They may be obliged to live simply, says Scribner’s, and yet may not need to use up all their vitality in manual labor. True, they must walk when others ride, they must taka thought to their apparel, that it be presentable at small cost, and when they entertain their friends they must do it simply. But they have time to read books and they have money to educate their children. Oftener than not they are persons whose family traditions incline them to fastidious ness in social matters. They and their forebears have been accustomed not ■*nly to well-bred, but interesting pea pie and have kept in touch with what was going on in the world; in short, they have a taste for the best society. Twenty-five years ago there was no reason why they shouldn’t maintain their inherited or acquired right to it, but the tendency on the part of cer tain of their fellow citizens to what has been characterized as “the habit of getting rich” has changed all that. It is not only that the accumulation of colossal fortunes restricts the finan cial chances of the moderately ambi tious majority, but it deprives them of some innocent and legitimate com forts and pleasures to which they think themselves reasonably entitled, by Increasing so tremendously the cost of living with the standard of luxury Is raised in proportion. This, to be sure, is an old cry, but to the impe cunious majority it does not cease to be a live issue. Yet one cannot find fault witn me people who have made money for wanting to spend it; one cannot be surprised if their ideas are crude and if they fail to appreciate a refined sim plicity. Most of us spend all the money we can afford and we should not thank anyone who should presume to dictate to us as to what we ought to buy with it. The very rich do not in the least intend to make life hard for the rest of the world. In fact from their kind-hearted desire to give pleasure we get some singularly bad results, such as, for instance, the pool girl with rich tastes, who, although she need not always be a Lily Bart yet is always in an unnatural and de moralizing position; and the young man who goes to the dogs in his effort to keep up the pace with his rich mates. Humble Heroes. Calling attention to the fidelity ol the telegraph operators in San Fran cisco, where they kept their head; and stuck to their keys till driven ou by the flames, the New York Sun ha. this to say: “Fix the eyes of th< community on a man in official placf and he will scorn his own safety. Givf the obscure man something to do tha calls for greater activity than usua‘ and he will seldom fail to come up tt what is expected of him. Exceptional ly daring deeds done by our firemei and policemen are often the result oi the spirit of the service, though it L possibly less so in their case than ir that of the soldier or the sailor wht is of emulation all compact. It in volves no reflection on the soldier, the sailor or those who, in other rank: of life, practice the military virtues oi discipline and obedience to say thai the man who, in great peril, goes or doing his ordinary duty, with no hopt of applause, honors or individual dis tinction, is as heroic as any hero That is why we ask you to take ofl your hat to the telegraph operators in San Francisco.” Armies and navies are expensive; we need farmers more than we need soldiers; we need merchant ships more than we need battleships. The civil war demonstrated that it does not take long to make a first-class fighting man of the American citizen and there are 10,000,000 such ready to fight in a quarrel with a stranger. The only power that is at all likely to give us serious trouble is Japan, and she will not undertake it until she shall think herself strong enough to order all the other white folks out oi her neighborhood. That will be gener ations hence and need give us no con cern. Our business is to make money, not to engage in war. We have an im mense territory right here in the re public that is yet virgin and the de mand is for laborers, not soldiers. Prof, brainier Mattuews minks the atrical audiences see jokes more quick ly than they used to and that this proud and happy progress in risibility has come about “because the stage of to-day is so well lighted that all the spectators can follow the changing ex pressions on tne countenances of ihe quarreling couple, whereas in the eighteenth century the theater was al most gloomy, as there were only sparse oil lamps to serve as footlights, by which It may have been difficult to see a joke.” The opening ot a bank with a capi tal of |25,000 in Tioga, Pa., would u;\ under ordinary circumstances, consti tute a notable event; but as the bauk is organized under the auspices of the state grange, is owned and managed by grangers, and is designed to be the first of a series of grange banks, its opening is very interesting. Gertrude Atherton, the novelist, has been making bread for the hungry in San Francisco. This is a time when the tough is mightier than the pen. THE INTERESTING QTX j The Latest Gossip from the Eastern Metropolis—Society’s Fads and Fancies of the Hour. New York.—The success of the Night and Day bank has been complete. The first announce ment sounded freakish enough. The average per son doubtless thought of the Innovation as ac commodating a few people out of four millions and as a good idea in a way. Doubtless the same thought occurred to the average person at the all night proposition as applied to the restaurants In the first week the Night and Day bank took in over a million dollars in deposits. This was proof enough that the bank was not merely to express a whim or to accommodate a whim. Of course there were whimsical people, like the man who waited at the door for five hours in or der to make the first deposit when the doors were opened at six in the evening. But it was a prac tical matter with most of those who followed. The most sanguine of the bank’s directors did not look for so quick a success. Deposits con tinue to pour in. The Night and Day bank—“al ways open or never closed, as you please—is an estamisnea msiuuuon, part of the picturesque night life of the metropolis. Last Sunday morning there was another illustration of New York's wake fulness. Archbishop Farley celebrated the fifth anniversary of the establish ment of the midnight mass for night workers. The mass was said in the old Duane street church at 2:30 in the morning. It was attended by hundreds of printers and others employed on the newspapers and elsewhere until after two in the morning. The archbishop spoke feelingly of the success of the enterprise, founded for those who otherwise could scarcely be expected to attend Sunday church. • A YOUNG MILLIONAIRE’S RIGHT ARM. iouug jay uuuiu s tennis triumpns in tug land have occasioned a good deal of comment. His success in the preliminary matches was ex pected to represent all he could look for. No one expected a multi-millionaire's son to really “make good” in an open competition of this kind. Then young Jay won the semi-finals and at last the de cisive games. His friends are not surprised. They have marked him as an unusual young man not merely in tennis, but in everything that he undertakes. At his Lakewood palace he has been a bus> and an attractive figure. He is a “good fellow’ and a hard worker. He seems to illustrate the tradition that in every famous family there is always one scion who is unwilling to live on the family glory. If, as John Hay once put it of another, he prefers to have laurels on his brow rather thar to "browse on his laurels,” much may be expected of young Jay Gould. Tennis, by the way, continues to shoulder golf out of popular attention As the spring advances it becomes plain that it will have even greater prom inence than it enjoyed last year. MYSTERY OF A JEWEL. Friends of John Jacob Astor are particularly interested in the singular mystery associated with the will of Millionaire Willing, Mr. Astor's father In the division of the property young Mr. Willing is left among other things the most curious legacy ever left to an American—namely the legacy of 3 lost jewel. ■timuus uluci possessiuus oi mis millionaire was a coronet that once belonged to a French queen. This coronet now lacks its chief jewel, an immensely valuable stone, which, in the language of the will, was ••abstracted”—Mr. Willing did not write stolen. "If this shall be returned,” says the will, "it shall go to my son.” What does "abstracted” mean? This is what the curious are asking. Who took this remark able jewel? Did Mr. Willing know who “ab stracted” it? If he did not know, why did he not say "stolen?” If he did know, why did he not demand its return? Has he always hoped 01 known that some day it would be returned? Has he hoped that the language of his will would force its present holder to turn it over to the heir? Why should it have been taken under circumstances that left Mr. Willing with a knowledge of the taker? ’ 6 There are many speculations as to the answer to this mystery. The heir himself has nothing to say. The great stone is his, wherever it is. WHY SO MANY HUSBANDS LEAVE HOME. me uumuer or people reported missing” Id New York is at all time very-large. Many of then are husbands. A recently issued document from the Chari ties Organization has helped toward the investi gation of an old question: Why do husbands leave home? The case is here of the New York husband. Probably he is little different from any other though the figures for New York seem in some respects to be peculiar. If these figures meaD anything, the old mother-in-law tradition receives a hard blow. Out of 575 cases there were only 32 cases where a mother-in-law could possibly have been the issue. Surely this is small pro portion, if the tradition is to be considered at all. There are a great number of assigned causes —or at least assigned occasions. The wife gam bled, the husband gambled, the wife was quarrel some, and so on. The baby occupies the center Ui me siage. me nrsi. uaoy is revealed as an awful menace. Often the hus band came back after the colic period was past. It isn’t claimed that he figured this out carefully, but in a multitude of cases the fact was that way. But most conspicuous of all reasons for desertion seems to be that of money. In over 200 cases money trouble is directly cited. And among all money causes the ability or willingness of the wife to earn is given as chief. THE DECLINE OF THE BLEACHED BLONDE. nas me Dionae nad Her day? Is the bleached beauty to be a vision of the past? Is peroxide loveliness to lose its potency? It might seem to be so if we regard tne new est announcement of the hair specialists. Even red hair—the wonderful Titian colotrs that sought to displace the yellow luster of ten years ago—seems to be dimming its splendor. There is another fashionable color. Gray hair is the thing! To be sure, “prematurely” gray is mentioned as a particular attraction, but if one looks not too venerable, who is to say that the gray is not premature? As if to confirm the new claim comes an in cident at the hair dressers’ contest last Saturday night. A dozen masters of the art, each with a chosen model, spent a public hour in dressing hair for a prize. It was an exciting and remark able event. Each artist, in evening dress, each amieu wun a ramu, ana naving ai ms nann a gas neater with curling tongs, stood ready for the signal. When it came they started at their delicate labor! The model's hair in each instance hung loose down her back. At the end of the hour twelve wonderful coiffures stood revealed. One of the models had beautiful iron gray hair—“prematurely” gray, mind you—and to the artist who presided over her tresses went the prize. No longer are the “silver kings” to strut about for admiration aione “Silver queens” have come into vogue. It will be an awful blow to the hair dye people, but there are a good many others in New York who will take hope. OW7EN LANGDON. -----1 One of the most la mentable tendencies of the times is that which manifests a disposition to depreciate the home and to turn the duties of wife and mother over to domestics while the supposed head of the house gives her time to club life, social functions, etc., until the mother and wife becomes al most a stranger to husband and children. For the husband to give his time to other environments than the home life—to spend all his evenings at the club; to linger over his “cups” or waste in the “gambling hell” the hours he ought to give to his wife and children; to fail to impress his personality upon the home life—is reprehensible indeed; but for the wife to neglect the home means to undermine the very foundations of the republic and cut ofl the resources which make for the nation’s well being and happiness. The model wife is consecrated womanhood—building itself through the days and weeks and years into the lives of her loved ones The real throne of the model wife is the home. I know there are exceptions. I am familiar with the Clara Bartons, the Joan of Arcs the Frances Willards and others who have turned aside from the home, actual or prospective, and enriched the world by so doing. But, nevertheless, the throne of womankind, and of the model wife in Darticularjs the home. A PUMPKIN-YELLOW WALL. Recommended for a Summer Home with Mission Furniture—About Other Decoration This is an excellent wail paper color for a summer home room furnished in the mission furniture. The wood trims about the room should be stained some dark hue, such as weathered or fumed oak, to correspond with the dark tone of the furniture. In this case the best color to use at the windows is yellow like the paper. The paper chosen may be cartridge, burlap may be put on the walls and Stained, or the walls may be rough plastered and sanded, and then tinted. This last is most satisfactory. It is especially to be recommended where mission furniture is used, for it seems particularly well adapted to the sim plicity of construction expressed by the straight line furniture. In addi tion to this it has the advantage of be ing the cheapest form of wall treat ment available. If this method of dec oration be adopted, a plate rail may be used on the walls two-thirds of the distance from the floor, and above that a lighter tint of yellow will make a most agreeable contrast and do away with the necessity of a frieze. If the room is of awkward Height either too low or too high, some of the modern designs in stripes are particu larly useful. Should the room be too high the stripes ought not to go to the ceiling, but should end some distance below it, and at this point a picture molding should be applied. If the room is too low the reverse treat ment should be applied, and the paper carried over on the molding on the ceiling for a few inches. In this case no molding should be used, and the furniture should be kept away from the walls. The use of advancing colors like reds or yellows will tend to make the room look smaller and more cheerful, particularly if it have a cold exposure while the use of the receding colors blues or greens, will give the room an appearance of increased size, and help tone down the often too vivid light.— Chicago Tribune. THE ART OF PERFECT REST In These Strenuous Days of Many In terests, Necessary at Intervals to Belax Wholly. “I’ve Joined the perfect rest so ciety,” said a physical perfection girl, “and I’m learning all there is to know about getting rested. "I am never tired, I always feel springy, and after a while I expect to be able to stand anything and every thing. It all depends upon getting rested and keeping rested. It is a real ly wonderful thing. “Our society takes daily lessons in the art of perfect rest. We relax and we unbend and we teach one another how to get rested. “Our teacher is a pupil of Betz, the Berlin physical culturist, and we get points from him once a fortnight. At other times we read aloud and teach one another. It is immensely edify ing, for its results are quickly and easily apparent. “Before I began to be a perfect rest girl I was nervous, and I never knew how or when to rest. I was never wholly still. I fidgeted this way and that way all the time. “Our primary lesson was in the con centration of the muscles. You have heard of mind concentration. Well, we learned muscle concentration. “It is a great thing. It rests you like a nap or an hour's heavy slumber. “If you want to try muscle concen tration, settle yourself in a corner and rest. Arrange your feet, fix your arms, settle yourself so that you are com fortable from head to foot “Now sit this way for five minutes, motionless. Don’t cough, don’t move, don't do anything but breathe. Take long, deep, easy breaths and close your eyes or leave them open. It does not matter which. But don’t move. “This is your first lesson in muscle concentration. “At the end of five minutes you will be rested.”—N. Y. Sun. FOR BIBLICAL STUDENTS. “Evolution of a Great Literature,” by Newton Mann, a Bemark able Work. In a book remarkable for its clear ness, fearlessness and candor, Newton Mann, of Omaha. Neb., has shown how possible it is popularize a rational view of the Bible. "The Evolution ol a Great Literature” will be welcomed by all who are not in complete bond age to traditionalism. Probably no Bible scholar will agree with the book in all its details and conclusions, but all must admit its sincerity and fairness. Mr. Mann has summed up for popu lar use the conclusions of what is called the “higher criticism” of the Scriptures. Undoubtedly there has been for some time a general desire for a condensed and unpolemical state ment of what these conclusions are and of the steps by which they are reached. In “The Evolution of a Great Literature,” a natural history of the Jewish end Christian Sciptures, Mr. Mann has given us this in a perfect form. Ginger Cookies. Here is still another recipe for gin ger cookies: Sift together three cups flour, one cup sugar, a dessertspoon ful each of soda and ginger and one half teaspoonful salt. Heat in sauce pan one cup molasses with one-half cup shortening; when hot add four dessertspoonfuls hot water. Cool slightly and stir into dry mixture. Add quickly two well-beaten eggs. Mix well. Drop by spoonfuls a little distance apart on buttered tin. When pan is full, flatten each cooky with bottom of measuring cup, well floured. Bake in moderate oven. One-half recipe is sufficient. Turning Heme. A good way to turn even hems on table linen, ready for hand sewing, is to put tne hemmer attachment on the sewing machine and run the linen through, without any thread on the machine. This turns a straight hem very quickly which is merely folded back when over-hand hemming is done; the orthodox hemming for table linen. HER AFTERNOON OUT. MISTAKE FOR HOUSE MOTHER TO IMMURE HERSELF. American Mothers Usually Self-Sac rificing to a Fault—How One After noon a Week Saved a Woman from Nervous Break-Down — A Shop ping Tour or a Visit with a Friend May Be Selected as the Object of Her Outing—A Leave of Absence Often Rejuvenates a Mother. BY MARGARET E. SANGSTER. (Copyright, 1906, by Joseph B. Bowles.) Every one knows how exactly the jook and housemaid are about their much-prized privilege of an afternoon ant. Very few household emergencies seem to them of sufficient importance to justify the slightest concession, so far as this pleasure of theirs is con cerned. Illness in the family or af fliction seldom interferes with the regularity of the maid’s visiting her own people on the day that belongs to her, and it is a very high-handed and Independent mistress who ventures now and then to suggest a change in the programme of the people below stairs. Indeed one cannot blame Norah for insisting on her vested rights in this matter, for there is undoubted monotony in kitchen work and domes tic servants get little opportunity for fresh air and sunshine, even when they are allowed a good deal of free dom in the evening when the day’s work ‘s over. There is an aspect of home me tar too little considered in the numerous households wnere the presiding genius is a woman whose tastes in cline her to stay much indoors, and whose ideal of duty compells her to feel that whoever is absent, she must always be on duty. When the chil dren go to school the mother is at the door to see them off and to watch them as they tramp merrily and sturd ily down the street. When they rush in at the noon recess eager for lunch eon, mother is on the spot and her presence makes the noon hour the brighter for her boya and girls. When the husband leaves for business the wife waves a cheery hand to him from the window, and when he turns the latch key at night and she hears its ilick, she is ready to receive him with a smile and a greeting. Her position is that of a monarch who cannot ab dicate and who may not leave the precincts of his realm. In another phase it is like that of the soldier who cannot desert his post for ever so short a time under stringent penal ties. Habit and rouf'ne have bound this wife and mother with fetters of silk that are strong as iron. Nobody sees any particular goo.’ness or vir tue in the mother’s aevotion since it is only what is expected of her, and the sort of - thing that has been ex pected from mothers for many a gen eration. I am not alluding to the fashionable mother whose days are a round of brilliant functions and who delegates her individual responsibilities to nurses, governesses and needy rela tives. Nor am I thinking of the heed less mother to whom duty is merely a name and whose selfishness leads her to shirk any claim that she can. In our country the vast majority of mothers are self-sacrificing to a fault, forgetting and effacing themselves that their children may nave the right of way in every department, in amusement, in study, in comfort and ease, in dress, and in the small lux uries that are the embroideries on the rough garment of daily usage. • » • • * There are thousands of women growing old prematurely, losing health, beauty and elasticity because they almost never have any relaxation apart from their own households. Once a week at least, the mother should have her afternoon out. She should take it as a part of her re ligion and should conscien iously in sist for that time on being away from the loved ones who are so precious and yet so burdensome. Were the mother snatched from her darlings and laid to rest under the spring vio lets, the children would be obliged to live on without her incessant care and brooding. Homes rise before me in tnought in which a few brief months ago the mother was at once chief ruler and servant -in-chief. She is gone. The calaslr >p. e of a sudden sickness and a swift death has /recked the Joy of the place where the mother’s smile was the constant benediction. in ' more than one instance mothers whe are thus lost to their families might have been saved had their vitality not been sapped by too strenuous and too unremitting toll aud oversight, part ! of which might have been shifted to other shoulders. • • • • • Several years ago in a large eastern city a woman whose life was ltu mee-iely valuable to her husband and children seemed about to break down ! in nervous collapse. Her physician ! said: "You must take one day in 1 seven and drop the loads you are car rying, stay out of doors, go to Bee pic ; tures, or to hear music, or spend the | time in visiting a friend, or in doing something agreeable away from the atmosphere of your home." The pre scription was followed to the rein forcement of the failing health and to the permanent advantage of the en tire household. 10 secure inis auernoon out may mean a little effort In the beginning. Here the mother will require the aid of some one who ,oves her and who is willing to take the initiative in friendly urgency. As going out with out a definite object appears to the domestic woman aimost unheard of and impossible, an objective point should be selected. The maid, of course, has hers in the cousins and other kin whom she visits on hei Thursday, in the shops, or the bank, to which her steps tend, either to de posit her wages or to purchase some : thing she longs for. Let the mother J plan a little so that her afternoon out may not lack an object. If she reside ■ in a suburb there may be an excur j sion to town or, if in town, she may resort to the home of a suburban ac j quaintance. The prime necessity is thai • she shall go somewhere and not be i ashamed or afraid to go for her personal ' gain and not for the good of her family Whatever she does for her personal up building will react favorably upon her home. There occur exigencies when a mother requires much more than a single week ly afternoon. Not long ago I was talk ing with a mother who was arranging for a leave of absence from her home that should extend over half a year. She was going with her husband on a pro longed trip in which many weeks would be spent on the ocean and many placet visited in two hemispheres. In order tc do this she would be obliged to leave i family of little children at home, but they would be under the care of a grand mother and an aunt and every item foi their comfort and safety was thought ol in minuteness. “The rest will have to be left,” said the mother, “to the guardianship of f watchful Providence. I shall mothei them far better when I come back tc them, rejuvenated, than I am mother ing them now.” This talk is a plea ior the mother's oc casional leave of absence. It is less a plea for the mother than with her. She herself is usually the main obstacle in the way of her own vacations. She plans holidays for others and takes none herself. Mothers in general are ruuct too unselfish. It is their beautiful weak ness to be strong for others and saintly to the end of their days. Yet a weakness it is,and those who honor and prize them should do their best to cure them of it and make them thoughtful for their own well-being. QUAINT LITTLE JACKET. Children’s Clothes This Summer Are Very Picturesque and This a Good Model. This is a pretty little jacket that may be made of washing silk, veiling, -1 1 f JACKET OF MERCERIZED LAWN. muslin, lawn or cambric. Our model is in mercerised lawn, trimmed with open-work muslin embroidery; the collar is of piece embroidery, witL edging like that on jacket. The sleeve: are drawn in midway between shoul der and elbow with a band of inser tion. The wristband is insertion fin ished with a frill of embroidery. White silk bonnet with rosettes at each side. Materials required: One yard 3( inches wide, four yards embroidery, one yard insertion, three-quarters yar< piece embroidery. The Hair and Scalp. Shampooing the hair too often is injurious to the hair and scalp. Once a month is as often as the hair anc 1 scalp should be washed. It can b« kept perfectly clean by brushing thor oughly with a coarse brush, and the brushing is much better for the hair Water must be used upon the hair only when it is washed. Used any oth. er time it fades the hair. Massage the scalp with the cushion tips oi the fingers, being very careful not tc scratch the scalp with the nails. Irri tating the scalp in any way will cause dandruff. Occasionally, aftei the massage, apply a lotion of boraj and glycerin, two drams of each te eight ounces of distilled water. Thif is cooling, and allays dryness of tin skin. A NICE SKIN TONIC. for the Greasy Face Use a Cloth Moistened in White Bum and Water. Once a day'when the skin is in clined to be greasy, use a few drops of white rum and water on a soft cloth for the face and hands; this is very refreshing and a genuine tonic that helps a flaccid, flabby condition won derfully. Any really good toilet wkter, that one knows has not too much rectified spirits in it, will answer the same purpose, but many of those sold are almost entirely alcohol, with a lit tle perfume, and soon spoil the texture jf the best skin. If fresh buttermilk can be had, use a basinful of it and let it dry on the skin. It* is not the most delightful face beta, but is surely fine for clearing away freckles and sunburn. There 1* no benefit to be derived from just wiping with a bit of cloth that has been wet in buttermilk; big pints of il are needed. And the drying in is nol to be neglected; the skin absorbs and Is cleansed by buttermilk far better than by any sort of soap that was ever compounded. Here again a word of warning is needed; a woman must remember that the odor of buttermilk soon becomes very unpleasant; therefore her bath In its beaut}-giving liquid should be taken when ihere are no sensitive ol factories to be ofrended and plenty of fresh, warm water used, followed by cold; after, a little fragrant cream may be applied, wiped off and a no less fragrant powder dusted on ta make her sweet as well as beautiful. Mrs. Mittie Huffaker. HAD GIVEN UP ALL HOPE. CONFINED TO HER BED WITH DYSPEPSIA. “I Owe My Life to Pe-ru-na,'* Says Mrs. Huffaker. Mrs. Mittie Huffaker, R. E. No. 3, Columbia, Term., writes: “/ was afflicted with dyspepsia fot several years and at last was confined to my bed, unable to sit up. “We tried several different doctors without relief. “/ had given up all hope of any re lief and was almost dead when my husband bought me a bottle of Pe runa. “At first I could not notice any ben efit, but after taking several bottles l was cured sound and well. ••It is to Peruna / owe my 'ife to day. “I cheerfully recommend it to all sufferers. Revised Formula. “For a number of years requests have come to me from a multitude of grateful friends, urging that Peruna be given a slight laxative quality. 1 have been experimenting with a laxa tive addition for quite a length of time, and now feel gratified to an nounce to the friends of Peruna that I have incorporated such a quality in the medicine which, in my opinion can only enhance its well-known bene fieial character. "S. B. Hartman. M. D.” FROTH OF FUN. She—“I think Mrs. Newcombe is so sweet, don't you? You can read her character in her face.” He—“Yes, if you read between the liaes.” “Yes, I’m going in for teaching.” “Going in for teaching? Why, I would rather marry a widower with half a dozen children!” “So would I—but where’s the widower?” “Well, Emily, did you have a good time at the masked ball?” "Oh, I had a splendid time. I made my husband dress up as a knight in heavy armor, and he wasn't able to budge f^om one spot all night.” Mr. Tubbs—“Well, Bobbie, how does your sister like the engagement ring I gave her?” Bobbie—“Well, It’s a bit too small. She has a bard job to get it off in a hurry when the other fellows call.” She—"Oh, that’s the great prima donna, is it? Is she famous because of her voice or her acting?” He--“Neither, but she has a motor ac cident regularly every week, and that keeps her name before the public.” First Day of the Voyage. Steward—Did you ring, sir? Traveler—Yes, steward, I-1 rang. “Anything I can bring, sir?” “Y-yes, st-steward. Bub-bring me a continent if you have one, or an island —anything, steward, so 1-Iul-long as it’s solid. If you can’t, sus-sink tht ship.”—Harper's Bazar. Small Wonder. "You say she has now’ b^en mar ried four times?” “Yes, poor woman. And she say* she’s growing tired of funerals.”— Milwaukee Sentinel. LIMB RAW AS PIECE OF BEEF. Suffered for Three Years with Itching Humor—Cruiser Newark U. S. N. Man Cured by Cuticura. "I suffered with humor for about three years off and on. I finally saw a doctor and he gave me remedies that did me no good, so I tried Cuticura when my limb below the knee to the ankle was as raw as a piece of beef All I used was the Cuticura Soap anc the Ointment. I bathed with Cuticura Soap every day, and used about sis or seven boxes of Cuticura Ointment I was thoroughly cured of the humoi In three weeks, and haven’t been af fected with It since. I use no otbef Soap than Cuticura now. H. J. Myers U. S. N„ U. S. S. Newark, New York. July 8, 1905.” When a man doesn't complain abou. having to ride in the upper berth of a sleeper, It’s a sign that he lives in a flat. If men couldn’t go into politics tne> would invent something else just ai bad to do.—N. Y. Press. r is r or The fact that a m a T» io all v Garfield Tp« ♦!>« i._r TT i. wuidT-ii, '"”e8 tte world