Loup City Northwestern J. W. BURLEIGH, Publisher. LOUP CITY, - - - NEBRASKA. Grangemouth Is the name of a Mos cow editor. Evidently a farmer on the side. Waldorf Astor has become so thor oughly anglicized that he is going to marry an American girl. A clergyman says that bridge whist leads to mental decline. Why doesn’t he try poker for a change? Senator Pettus is declared to be a poor man and fond of poker. The last explains the first, possibly. Perhaps boys should be thankful for whippings, as somebody declares, but they seldom are before they are 45. Sweet Spring is now approaching, and Summer with the rose, so poetry’s encroaching upon the field of prose. King Edward was “warmly re ceived” in Paris, but not in the same way as when he used to be prince of Wales. The czar will reserve the right to wield the big stick over the Douma. according to the latest advices from St. Petersburg. We learn from the New York Mail that women are using garters to keep those long, arm-length gloves in place. But do they hold? Manchuria will be finally evacuated by the Japanese in a few days. It has taken them longer to get out than it did to get in. It is now believed that Anna Gould is going to give Boni one more chance, in spite of the fafCt that he has taken a great many already. Uruguay should not be blamed for having a revolution. A review of re cent South American history shows that it is Uruguay’s turn. Asks the editor of the Pittsfield Journal: “Are there four girls with gray eyes in Pittsfield?” Apparently ye scribe means to get busy. Queen Maud of Norway is losing her health because she fears her hus band will be killed. This queen busi ness is not all pickles and pie. It was not long ago that all the “success” magazines were pointing to the Pittsburg millionaires as ex amples to the youth of the land. With 10,000 doctors in convention in Boston next summer, the rest of the country ought to have a good oppor tunity to get well.—Boston Globe. It is a pity that the great romancers of the sea did not live in a generation which affords such thrilling material as the log of the dry dock Dewey. A Minnesota man says he has dis covered the cause of the aurora borealis. But what bearing will this have on the price of coal this year? Much to the surprise of everybody, some of the phenomenal ball players added to the leading nines as marvel ous discoveries will probably make good. — Cheer up, mister! The president of the Dressmakers’ National Protective Association says that women’s dress will be less expensive this year than ever before. The Japanese, says one of their statesmen, should adopt chairs and develop their legs. Well, short legs did not prevent them from "getting there” in the late war. Portia, as quoted by the editor oi a kind of society paper, is made to say: "How far that little scandal throws his beams! So shines a bau deed in this haughty world.” News comes from the east that the seventeen-year locusts will devastate the land this year. How many times in the course of a decade do the sev enteen-year locusts come, anyhow? As the last suffragist was detatched from the doorknob and put into the police wagon, the premier of the great British Empire crawled out from un der his bed and sighed a sigh of re lief An actor nas become a soldier In order to escape the adulation of matinee girls. We know several ac tors who should be driven from the stage with a club instead of soft glances. Dr. Wiley, the government chemist, has shown that he can make a glass of Scotch whiskey in five minutes •without the aid of Scotland, barley or s charred keg. Yet this man is not a millionaire. The average woman can tell you how the table was fixed, down to the relative positions of the salt spoons, but cannot tell you all there was to eat at a banquet. The average man’s remembrance ends with the list of wines. The recent mine disaster in France, which caused the death of 1,000 men, is said to have been due to the greed of the mine owners, who refused to provide proper safeguards. Greed works out in about the same way the world over. The Jamestown exposition will have a tower exceeding in altitude the Eif fel structure, and carrying upward of 10,000 incandescent lights, which will be visible for miles at sea at night. Nevertheless, most people probably would rather go to Paris. Andrew Carnegie declares that wealth lessens rather than increases human happiness, and adds: “Mil lionaires who laugh are rare.” Never theless, most of us would be willing to be millionaires for a while, even at the risk of being always sober. I I National League News. Pitcher Jake Weimer has at last signed a Cincinnati contract. The Brooklyn club has sold short stop Frank to the Toledo club. The Brooklyn club has sold outfield er Dobbs to the Kansas City club. Inflelder Harry Arndt of St. Louis, has been coaching the Notre Dame team. “Pink” Hawley will manage a team in the Wisconsin State League this season. The New York club has turned in flelder Clyde Robinson back to the Milwaukee club. Fred Tenney is temporarily assist ing pitcher Joe Harris to coach the Tufts College team. Pitcher Mike Lynch has been at Boston University all winter studying like a hope-to-be professor. Outfielder Fred Houtz of the Pa cific Coast League, has gone to Texas for a trial with the Cardinals. Outfielder Johnny Siegel of the Reds, has been running a paying bowl ing alley at Urbana, Ohio, ajl winter. Catcher Mike Grady has been re engaged by the St. Louis club at Manager' McCloskey’s urgent en treaty. During the week third baseman Strobel, catcher O’Neil and pitcher PfeifTer signed Boston contracts. Catcher Charley Street, late of Cin cinnati, is coaching the Condor Train ing School team at Huntsville, Ala. Mike Donlin’s younger brother, Jo seph, has signed to play with the Whitings of the Chicago City league. Pitcher Briggs, transferred by Chi cago to Brooklyn, threatens to hurdle to the outlaws unless Brooklyn raises the ante. Pitcher Frank Ferguson of Stock ton, Cal., refuses to answer any of the letters that the Cincinnati club has sent him. The Cincinnati Reds on Saturday started for Marlin Springs, Texas, where they will do their preliminary spring work. The St. Louis club has released team, has sold all of the season tick ets that he had printed and there is a demand for more. Manager McDermott has received the signed contract of “Cy” Swanson. The latter is weaving worsteds and yarns at the mill and grocery at Squeevillage, R. I. George Henry of Lynn, one of the veteran outfielders of this league and a member of the Nashua team last year, has been appointed a New Eng land league umpire. The league’s of ficial stair will consist of John Staf ford, John O’Brien, F. J. Sullivan and George Henry. John Murphy of Cambridge, who pitched great ball for the Institutes of Cambridge last season, has been sign ed by Fred Lake for the Lowell club. Last spring Lake gave him a try-out, but had an abundance of pitchers. Lake thinks Murphy a very promising boy. Manager S. D. Flanagan of the Man chester team, has received notice from Secretary Farrell of the Nation al association of minor leagues that Frank J. Eustace has been awarded to Manchester. The Haverhill club was also negotiating for the services of the player, but Manchester was the first to file acceptance of terms. The fact that Jimmy Collins is as sociated with Jesse Burkett in the Worcester team, recalls to mind that Frank Selee was once connected with a Worcester venture. Walter Burn ham, Malachi Kittredge, Jim Cud worth, now prospering in Lowell, and Frank Leonard, now in Lynn, have all managed clubs in Worcester; also C. A. Marston of Fall River. American Association. Tom Murphy, the best ground keeper Toledo ever had, has resigned and left for his home in Indianapolis. His successor is William Rogers. The majority of players on the Co lumbus (O.) team this year have done time in the big leagues. There are comparatively few youngsters in the aggregation. \__ In M. W. Fitzgerald, Manager Mc Graw of the Giants believes he has picked up a catcher who will become a jewel. Fitz, whose home is in Al bany, played baseball for the first time on the Sharon independent team. Several times during last season young Fitzgerald was recommended strongly to McGraw by a personal friend and those recommendations pitcher Swan to Kansas City; third baseman Suter Sullivan to Louisville and Hickman to Denver. American League Notes. Second baseman Gus Dundon has re-signed with Chicago. Detroit's crack southpaw pitcher, Ed Killian, has at last come to terms. Pitcher Chesbro and catcher Mc Guire last week re-signed with New York. Frank Kitson has changed his mind about quitting the game and will sign with Washington. Umpire O’Loughlin and wife have returned to Rochester, N. Y., from their bridal tour of the Pacific coast. Manager Stahl has definitely decid ed to play Charley Hickman in Wash ington's left field in Huelsman's place. The Washington club, as a corpora tion, has presented Manager Jake Stahl with a handsome and costly sil ver tea set as a wedding gift. Billy Lush, the Yale baseball coach, probably will be with the Cleveland club after July 1, when he is through with the collegians. Catcher Lou Criger, now at Hot Springs, is reported as being but a shadow of his former self. He suffers from inter-costal neuralgia. Mr. Somers of the Cleveland club, complains that since the bringing out of Joss the Cleveland team has not developed one star pitcher. Pitcher Townsend of the Cleve lands, is dissatisfied with the salary offered him and, while he will go to Hot Springs, will not sign until he gets what he wants. George Rohe ha3 signed with the Wlhlte Sox for the coming season. That would make it appear as though the Cincinnati boy would be with Comiskey’s team for a while at least. The veteran catcher, Charley Far rell, last with Boston, announces her permanent retirement, as he has en tered a partnership with Frank W. Leary in the management of a hotel at Marlboro, Mass. New England League. Haverhill wants to trade pitcher Connelly for A1 Weddige. Manager McDermott Is thinking It over. ' Manager Sayer of the Haverhllls. has signed Fred Gibbs of Merrimac, who pitched last season for the Bidde ford (Me.) nine. Jesse Burkett of the Worcester were so much in the lad's favor that McGraw finally determined to give him a chance, and signed him for the Giants for 1906. Fitzgerald is 23 years old, 5 feet 11 inches tall and weighs 180 pounds. He is active, rug ged and strong, and, while he has not had any major league experience, Johnny McGraw hopes to make of him a first-class alternate to Bresnahan and Bowerman. It is intimated that Kansas City will have a new ball park. The town is to have a new Union depot and the chosen site isn't far away from the present ball lot. President Grillo of Toledo, reports that Chairman Herrmann, of the Na tional Commission, has ruled that un der the National Agreement of the American Association must throw out the Victor ball and play with either the Spalding or Reach ball. President Havenor of Milwaukee, says that he will fight any commission attempt to coerce the American Association in this ball matter. This question thus adds fuel to the faction fight. Western League. Sioux City may take catcher Char lie Hawkins of Rochester, on trial. Outfielder Nate Randall has signed with Denver. The DesMoines club has transferred Herman Long to Toronto in exchange for cash and second baseman George Magoon. Catcher Freese of Omaha, threatens to Jump to an independent team owing to a row with Manager Rourke i over advance money. Condensed Dispatches. The Newark club has sold second i baseman Loudenslager to Rochester. The Nashville club has signed third i baseman Ernest Moser of Buffalo, •, New York. , The St. Louis American Club has transferred pitcher P. J. Hynes to Mil waukee. First baseman Conn, of Providence, and first baseman Arthur Brown of Newark, "have signed respectively with the York and Johnstown outlaw clubs. Pitcher John Powell and catcher Jack O’Connor have signed with the St. Louis American League club. The veteran infielder, Jimmy Cana van, has been appointed manager of the New Bedford club, recently sold to a local syndicate by Fred Doe. Infielders Lindsay, O’Leary and Shaefer have declined to sign at the Detroit club's terms, and O’Leary and Schaefer have refused to go south with the team. Louis B. McNanny. a player well . known throughout Indiana independ ent circles, died at Indianapolis, March 1, from tetanus, due to step. * ping on a rusty nail. , Trust to Nature. A great many Americans, both men and women, are thin, pale and puny, with poor circulation, because they have ill treated their stomachs by hasty eating or too much eating, by consuming alco holic beverages, or by too close confine ment to home, office or factory, and in con sequence the stomach must be treated in a natural way before they can rectify their earlier mistakes. The muscles in many such people, in fact in every weary, thin and thin-blooded person, do their work with great difficulty. As a result fatigue comes early, is extreme and lasts long. The demand for nutritive aid is ahead of the supply. To insure perfect health every tissue, bone, nerve and muscle should take from the blood cer tain materials and return to it certain others. It is necessary to prepare the stomach for the work of taking up from the food what is necessary to make good, rich, red blood. We must go to Nature for the remedy. There were certain roots known to the Indians of this oountry before the advent of the whites which later came to the knowledge of the settlers and which are now growing rapidly in professional favor for the cure of obstinate stomach and liver troubles. These are found to be safe and yet cer tain In their cleansing and Invigorating effect upon the stomach, liver and blood. These are: Golden Seal root, Queen’s root, Stone root, Blood root, Mandrake root. Then there is Black Cherrybark. The medicinal principles residing in these native roots when extracted with glyc erine as a solvent make the most reliable and efficient stomach tonic and liver in vigorator, when combined in just the right proportions, as in Dr. Pierce’s Golden Medical Discovery. Where there is bankrupt vitality — such as nervous exhaustion, bad nutrition — and thin blood, the body acquires vigor and the nerves, blood and all the tissues feel the favorable effect of this sovereign remedy. Although some physicians have been aware of the high medicinal value of the above mentioned plants, yet few have used pure glycerine as a solvent and usually the doctors’ prescriptions called for the ingredients in varying amounts, with alcohol. The “Golden Medical Discovery” is a scientific preparation compounded of the glyceric extracts of the above mentioned vegetable ingredients and contains no alcohol or harmful habit-forming drugs. CUBES COMSMlioT Relief that comes from the use of pills or other cathartics is better than suffering from the results of constipation, but relief and euro combined may be had at the same price and more promptly, for | Lane’s Family Medicine is a cure for constipation, and the headache, backache, sideache and general debility that come from constipation stop when the bowels do their proper work. Sold by all dealers at 25c. and 50c. REFLECTIONS OF A BACHELOR. Children will never disobey you if you never give them any orders. A man would like to go to business early if it caused scandal in tne church. If money could stick to one's des cendants the way red hair does, everybody would be rich. When a man wakes up fifteen min utes before it is time to get up he swears he never slept a wink all night. Generally you can tell when a wom an is a mother by the way she doesn't think any children she medts are pretty.—New York Press. Two swelled heads are not better than one. Don't lose your head if ambitious to get ahead. No, Alonzo, a woman isn’t necessar ily an artist because she paints. With some men an emergency is but another name for an opportunity. Seeing America. The Passenger Department of the Chicago & North-Western Railway an nounces that as a means of increasing the efficiency of the “Seeing America First” movement, round trip tickets will be sold over that line to all Pa cific Coast points, good on their fast limited trains, at the'rate of $75.00 from Chicago, daily June 1st to Sept. 15th. Every facility is being provided for In the way of stopovers and other con veniences, and the tourist movement to the Pacific coast, for the coming season promises to show an increase of many thousand people over that of any season ever known. THOUGHTS ON EDUCATION. Tuskegee is to receive $3 *0,000 from the Dotger estate of South Orange, N. J. Fifty-five million volumes in public and school libraries of the United States. A well-equipped and well-regulated playground is second only to a good school. Indiana is the only state whose Congressional delegation has only col :ege-bred men. Nearly forty per cent of the stu Jents at the Mt. Pleasant, Mich., nor nal schopl are men. In 1900 there were 56 per cent of he Harvard graduates living, now here are 60 per cent. Pennsylvania has but 187 high schools with a four-year’s course, rhere should be 1,000. The school nurse is no more a fad han a family physician when typhoid 'ever invades the home. Other things being equal, the fel ow who learns most from his mis akes is the most successful. Every state should have an inspec or of high schools, but he should be l man equal to the duties.—Journal >f Education. ■S'sa money Also MC«a BROS.. Os. This Marvellous New Plan for Driving Great Steamships across the Ocean is Like a Series of Pinwheels on a Shaft with Blades to Direct the Current — using Steam instead of Air. Every schoolboy knows what a pin wheel is and how by blowing he can spin, yet there are few educated men outside the ranks of engineers who have any but the vaguest idea of what a turbine is. Therefore, it may astonish many people to know that a turbine is nothing but a series of pin wheels, one behind the other, fixed to a shaft which turns with them. For the breath with which the boy blows the paper pinwheel a jet of steam is substituted, and fixed to the inside of the cylinder in which the pinwheel s revolve is a series of sta tionary blades projecting into the space between each wheel and set at such an angle that they will deflect the stream of steam to strike the pin wheels at the angle which will give the most force. There is the simplest description of a turbine ever written. W. Owen Williams, member of the Institution of Engineers and Ship builders in Scotland, and a famous naval architect, in the introduction to his book on turbine steamers: “The Parsons turbine consists of a cylindrical case with numerous rings of inwardly projecting blades. Within this cylinder, which is of variable in ternal diameter, is a shaft or spindle, and on this spindle are mounted blades. The diameter of the spindle is less than the internal diameter of the cylinder, and thus an annular space is left between the two. This space is occupied by the blades, and it is through these the steam flows. The steam enters the cylinder by means of an annular port at the forward end; it meets a ring of fixed guide blades which deflects it so that it strikes the adjoining ring of moving blades at such an angle that it exerts on them a rotary impulse. When the steam leaves these blades it has nat urally been deflected. The second ring of fixed blades is therefore inter posed and these direct the steam on to the second ring of rotating blades. The same thing occurs with succeed ing rings of guide and moving blades until the steam escapes at the ex haust passage.” Any boy of average intelligence can make a turbine that will run a good sized boat, but unless he has had some experience in the use of tools and solder he will do well to employ a tinsmith to help him. The model turbine illustrated here was made of tin, and the picture shows the princi ple upon which it works, the upper half of the cylinder having been re moved. This little machine is exactly the same in principle as that w'hich drives the giant Cunard steamer Carmania across the Atlantic. But these differ ences must be noted: Where the mod el has only five rings of eight blades each the turbine of a steamer has perhaps a hundred rings, each com posed of many hundreds of blades,, as may be seen in the upper picture; and the stationary blades on the inside of Solder these upon the shaft, spaced evenly. This is the spindle of the tur bine. Have a tinsmith cut and bend two pieces of tin three and three-quarter inches long and of such width that when soldered together they will form a cylinder one and ooe-eighth inches in diameter. Place your spin dle with its blades in these half cylinders and with a pencil mark a line exactly in the middle between each ring of blades. Upon these lines must be soldered the stationary blades. The easiest way to make these blades is to cut strips of tin about one-half inch in diameter and in length to fit the inside of each of your half cylinders; before bending these, cut them into teeth, shaped like the teeth of a saw; with a pair of pincers bend these teeth back, be ing careful that they point in the direction opposite to the blades on I ■■I — I Shaft of Real Turbine Showing the Blades. the shaft. Then solder these strips of teeth upon your half cylinders along the lines drawn with your pen cil. A cap for each end of the cylinder must be made of tin bored in the cen ter for the ends of the shaft, and hav ing two one-eighth inch holes cut in each, opposite to each other, those on the fore end to receive the steam pipes and those at the rear the ex haust. Before soldering the two halves of the cylinder together and the caps on each end place the spindle in posi tion, see that its blades do not en gage the stationary teeth and that the latter point in the direction op posite to the former. You may find it necessary to solder a tiny washer or two at one end or the other to prevent the shaft from slipping back and forth and the teeth from catching, bnt if the tin has been carefully cut the square part of the shaft should just touch the inside _ second circle of blades upon the shaft at the right angle and so on, until the steam has done its work upon each of the five “pinwheels” and it flies out at the two exhaust holes. You can mount a fly-wheel or a screw propeller upon the rear end of your shaft and you will be astonished at the speed with which it revolves. A boy who has been through a good manual training school will be able to make a turbine of brass, which will be more serviceable than that of tin,-but he should file out his blades, both the stationary and mov ing ones, and make them much more numerous and of much smaller size than it is possible to make of tin. It is not necessary to go into the de tails of such a turbine, for any boy who has the mechanical skill to lkake one will be able to discover how. On an ocean steamer—and there are now many operated by turbines, the nfew Allan liners, the boats that cross the English channel and several warships and yachts, besides the giant Carmania—the spindle of the turbine gradually increases in size, to make better use of the expansion of the steam, and on many three turbines are used, one operated by high pres sure steam, one intermediate and one low pressure. The turbine is really very simple, for after all it is nothing but a series of pinwheels on a shaft. VAST PRODUCTIVITY OF CHINA. One Fact That Has Greatly Impressed Sir Ian Hamilton. One of the impressions which Sir Ian Hamilton of the British army ob tained while accompanying the Japa nese army in Manchuria and which he describes in his "Scrap Book of a Staff Officer” is the tremendous pro ductive power of the Chinese. He says that he never saw anywhere in the world men work more industrious ly and in some respects more intelli gently. and this upon a basis of com pensation infinitesimally small when compared with that demanded in the western world. He entirely supports the contention of the labor leaders of the United States that Chinese labor must be excluded, because he affirms that if it were permitted to enter into competition with the ordinary labor of America it could not fail to acquire an ascendency over it, not on account of degraded habits and methods of liv ing, but simply because the Chinese put their shoulder to the wheel of work with a determination and per sistency which workmen elsewhere do not exhibit.—Boston Herald. Civil Above Military Rule. The English public will probably await with interest the result of the action of John Morley, secretary ol state for India, who has just indicat ed his purpose to recognize the su premacy of the civil government in matters relating to the conduct of af fairs in India, even including mill tary affairs. The clash between Lord Curzon and Gen. Lord Kitchener ovei exactly this point was decided by the Balfour ministry in favor of the lat ter. Mr. Morley’s purpose may bring about a resignation of Lord Kitchen er, just as Mr. Balfour’s decislor brought about the resignation of Lore Curzon, and just^how the English peo •T fir.. wr luiLULnb • luxib^tA uuwwbb /viy ouiiiwriAiVT Di^Ubu ViXiAi OLAVby STATIONARY WHITE SLADES ■“ REVOLVING the cylinder are eauaily numernna. i of thp ovIlnHpr hpaH anH taU.nio/'o and i nia win KAAAi,rn This is the only essential difference, and it is one of proportion, and not of principle. To make a model such as this, buy a square steel shaft one-eighth of an inch in diameter and five inches long; turn it round in a lathe, or have it turned if you possess no lathe, for three-eighths of an inch at each end. Get a tinsmith to stamp five circles of thin tin, each one inch in diameter, and to bore a square hole one-eighth of an inch in diameter in the exact center of each. With a pair of shears cut eight radiating slits in each of these disks, and with a pair of pincers twist the blades thus formed until they lie like the blades of a propeller at an angle of about forty-five degrees. thus hold it rigid. Buy five cents’ worth of one-eighth inch brass or copper tubing, attach it to the two holes in the cylinder head and connect it with your boiler, which you had better buy at some shop where they sell mechanical toys, though you can make it yourself with out difficulty, or have a tinsmith make it for you. The steam will enter at the two holes, one on either side, and strike the first circle of stationary blades which you have been careful to bend to an angle which will turn it to strike the first of the circle of blades upon the shaft; these in turning deflect it, but the second circle of stationary blades will again turn it to strike the one of their great military heroes is problematical.—Boston Herald. High Praise for Tobacco. At the University club banquet In Washington a few nights ago they gave “Uncle Joe” Cannon a cigar three feet long. It may or may not have been made of tobacco. Representative Longworth, return ing to his duties in the House after his honeymoon, brought for Uncle Joe a cigar made of the best Havana to bacco and about eighteen Inches long. Uncle Joe took it, smelled of it, turned it over and over, and caressed it lovingly. “By gum, Nick,” he said, “it looks good enough to put cream on and eat.” MATERIAL FOR KEYS OF PIANO Elephant Tusks by the Ton Arrive at Boston. When the steamship Philadelphia arrived here yesterday she brought among the other things in her cargo a consignment of elephant tusks, or teeth, as they are called in the ship’s manifest There are about 300 tusks in the consignment, and in weight they run from about seventy-five pounds to the weight of an ordinary man. Few of them are less than a yard in length, and one is fully eight feet long, having evidently been the property at some time of an elephant that would rival the famed Jumbo in size. According to those handling the big lot of ivory on the ship the tusks are valued at about $3 a pound, and as there are about sixteen tons in the lot they must be worth close to $30,000, or an average of $300 each. The firm to which the tusks are con signed is engaged in the manufacture of piano keys, and only the best grade and whitest of ivory can be used for this purpose. The work of transport ing the tusks from the ship to the Cambridge factory was begun this af ternoon. As may be supposed such consignment of ivory are not infre quent at this port, but the present shipment is an unusually large and fine one. They will be cut np into slivers and then cut into sizes for the tops of the piano keys before being polished. —Boston Globe. Prize Flying Machine. Santos-Dumont has constructed a flying machine with which he expects to win the Deutsch-Archdeacon $10,000 prize for machines heavier than the air. This new machine is to be a “helicoptere,” or screw flyer, an ap paratus which will raise, support and propel itself through the air solely by the power of horizontal and vertical propellers. A Farce. Bacon—“I see they are playing a piece called ‘The Duel’ in New York. Do you know what it is like?” Egbert—“No; but if it represents one of those French duels I guess It’s a farce.” RELIC OFFERED TO SCOTLAND. - i Seal of Robert Burns Bequeathed by Its Late Owner. A curious bequest, which will inter est all Scotchmen, is conveyed in the will of Mrs. Martha Burns Thomas, a great granddaughter of Scotland’s na tional bard, Robert Burns, which was read recently. The bequest was as follows: “I give the Poet’s, Robert Burns, my great-grandfather’s, original seal, chained in bog oak casket, as ex hibited in the Burns Exhibition, to the Maseum of the Bums Monumext at Ayr on condition that the sum of £100 be paid yearly for ten years to my cousin, Robert Burns Hutchinson, of British Columbia, great-grandson of the Poet Burns, as I value the Poet’s seat at one thousand pounds, and I wish to secure it for Scotland.” coing ana coming. “A man who is as big a fool as you are should never have married.” “But, of course, if I hadn't been as big a fool as I was I wouldn’t have married. It works both ways, my dear.”