Loup City Northwestern J. W. BURLEIGH, Publisher. LOUP CITY, - - - NEBRASKA. A man has a good temper when lie doesn't blame his wife because it is raining. The last remaining rebel army, one general strong, has surrendered in Santo Domingo. “A man cannot have too much money,” says a prominent New Yorker —can you guess who? The Venezuelan navy is to be mobil ized, and it would be well to inspect her boilers before getting steam up. It must have been a humorist who induced the Chinese royal commission to go to the capitol "to see congress work.” It can’t be a love match between King Alfonso and Princess Ena. They write to each other on illustrated postcards. A motorist at Ormond beach has achieved the sensational feat of re maining alive after making a mile in 28 seconds. The foreman of the composing room of a Dublin newspaper has been elect ed lord mayor, thus doubling his re sponsibilities. The affix “off” to a Russian official’s name appears to carry with it not only the whole name but the luckless official himself. The Teport that Harry Lehr has been guilty of tattling seems to have teen due to a typographical error. He was only tatting. “Twiddle-Twaddle" is the name of a new farce produced in New York. This completely disarms the critics by its rare candor. The two French officers who recent ly fought with swords for more than an hour must have mastered all the science of defence. Mr. Kipling has as yet written no poem to celebrate the liberal victory. The silence of the “poet-laureate of the empire” is ominous. The officials of the ice trust in New York say that they have no fear of an ice famine—but then, they have no reason to be afraid of one. It is rather discouraging, but the czar seems to be able to appoint gov ernors and such as fast as the anarch ists can assassinate them. The first white woman born in St. Paul, Minn., has just died, and she wasn’t quite sixty-two years old. The middle west is yet a youth. “A Suffolk, Va., bridegroom, after being married two weeks, drank three bottles of laudanum.” Insatiate bride groom, would not one suffice? When it comes our turn to be asked which is the most useless word in the English language we shall leply, “bank.” We have no use for it. They are beginning to wear trous ers in Samoa. All the world is getting civilized, and travel lacks the pictures que experiences that it used to have. A Frenchman has an invention which will make it possible for men to sign checks from a long distance What grudge has he against hus bands? Congressman Maynard suggests the Idea of coining $2 silver pieces in aid of the Jamestown exposition. They would be fine to drop in the contribu tion box. The Moorish commissioner at Al geciras took all his wives with him. One would naturally think he would find trouble enough in the conference without that. The first of America’s native grand opera is called “The Pipe of Desire,” which is fairly symbolic of the na tion’s characteristic restlessness and dissatisfaction. The world lost one of its bravest, knightliest souls and the United States one of its most patriotic citi zens when Fighting Joe Wheeler went out.—Chicago Tribune. A theatrical trust has decided to drop Shakespeare for a time. Is this prompted by jealousy? Shakespeare has remained a sort of dramatic trust ail these ages, and his monopoly is un shaken. Napoleon Bonaparte and Commo dore Stephen Decatur never could have dreamed that a time would come when two descendants of their illus trious families would become involved in an American naval mixup. Beerbohm Tree, reports say, has produced Stephen Phillip's play of “Nero” with a lavishness that outri vals Nero himself. When the play is done in America it may be mur dered with a thoroughness that will also outdo Nero. In Paris it is now said to be a com mon thing to see ballooning parties sailing over one’s head, with an auto mobile trailing the balloon so as to pick up the pleasure party after the descent. There always were strange things to see in Paris. The actor indicates and vindicates his retirement by a benefit. But you never hear of that sort of thing for the old minister, the old editor, the old groceryman, the old sailor, who have served the public longer, more usefully and for less pay. Why this invidious distinction? A Brooklyir law clerk is suing a ba ker because he found a nail in his pie. The nail was not put in to fasten the lid, but was undoubtedly left there by accident. A retaliatory suit to re cover the hardware might be in order DEATH SEEMED NEAR. How a Chicago Woman Found Help When Hope Was Fast Fading Away. Mrs. E. T. Gould,’ 914 W. Lake Street, Chicago, 111., says: "Doan’s Kidney Pills are all that saved me from death of Bright’s Disease, that — I know. I had eye trouble, back ache, catches when lying abed or when bending 5, over, was languid =^and often dizzy gjand had sick * headaches and bearing down pains. The kid ney secretions * UJ cupious and frequent, and very bad In appear ance. It was in 1903 that Doan’s Kid ney Pills helped me so quickly and cured me of those troubles and I’ve been well ever since.” Sold by all dealers. 50 cents a box. Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y. Love, the Keystone. The child who has learned to love, the man who has learned to love, is nearer the solution nf the riddle of the universe than the balance of the chemist, the telescope of the astron omer, or all the sagacious guesses of all the wisest men that ever lived.— Dr. Boyd Carpenter. The American Art Connoisseur. An art connoisseur of this country is a man who is rich enough to pay fabulous prices for counterfeit paint lngr and statuary that are so well executed that genuine critics can hardly distinguish them from the or iginals. WILD WITH ITCHING HUMOR. Eruption Broke Out in Spots All Over Body—Cured at Expense of Only $1.25—Thanks Cuticura. The Cuticura Remedies cured me of my skin disease, and I am very thank ful to you. My trouble was eruption of the skin, which broke out in spots all over my body, and caused a con tinual Itching which nearly drove me wild at times. I got medicine of a doctor, but it did not cure me, and when I saw in a paper your ad, I sent to you for the Cuticura book and I studied my case in it. I then went to the drug store and bought one cake of Cuticura Soap, one box of Cuticura Ointment and one vial of Cuticura Pills. From the first application I re ceived relief. I used the first set and two extra cakes of Cuticura Soap, and was completely cured. I had suffered for two years, and I again thank Cuti cura for my cure. Claude N. John son, Maple Grove Farm, R. F. D. 2, Walnut, Kan., June 15, 1905." To Stop a Dog Fight. I am surprised that so many per sons, particularly owners of dogs, should not know that a dog fight, no matter how ferocious the combatants, can be instanty stopped by some one dashing cold water in the faces of the dogs. The effect is instantaneous, and no immediate disposition is shown to renew the combat—Baltimore Sun. In Gay Hoboken. "Life in Hoboken is one continual round of excitement and pleasure,” re marked a resident of that ancient city. “Why, yesterday hundreds of our leading people put in half the after noon watching the hook and ladder company rescue a cat that had climbed to the top of a tree and was afraid to come down.”—Cleveland Plain Dealer. Cheering for University Man. A newly formed social organization in London, the New Bohemians, an nounces itself as a society “mainly de voted to the encouragement of intel ligent conversation amongst journal ists, bookmen, critics, artists and oth ers. University men,” the advertise ment adds, “are not necessarily dis qualified.” Whistler Escaped. Whistler, the painter, was one day dining in the Cafe Napolitain in Paris when some undesirable acquaintance accosted him. “Well, Mr. Whistler, and how are you getting on?” said he. “I'm not,” said Whistler, finishing his absinth and putting on his hat. “I’m geting off.” Japanese Newspaper Men. The newspaper editor is the best paid writer in Japan, his salary aver aging from 100 to 200 yen per month, and in one case it reached 300 yen. Contributors to newspapers usually receive 1 yen a column, and magazine writers 1 yen a page. Immortality for Animals. Prof. George Howison of the de partment of philosophy of the Univer sity of California, has declared his be lief in immortality for animals. A man might just as well carry a pocket full of fishhooks as to try to hug a girl who is all pinned up. A BOY’S BREAKFAST There’s a Natural Food That Makes Its Own Way. There’s a boy up in Hooslck Falls, N. Y., who is growdng into sturdy manhood on Grape-Nuts breakfasts. It might have been different with him, as his mother explains: “My 11-year-old boy is large, well developed and active, and has been made so by his fondness for Grape Nuts food. At five years he was a very nervous child and was subject to frequent attacks of indigestion which used to rob him of his strength and were very troublesome to deal With. He never seemed to care for anything for his breakfast until I tried Grape-Nuts, and I have never had to change from that. He makes his entire breakfast of Grape-Nuts food. It is always relished by him and he says that it satisfies him bet ter than the ordinary kind of a meal. "Better than all he is no longer troubled with indigestion or nervous ness, and has got to be a splendidly developed fellow since he began to use Grape-Nuts food.” Name given by Postum Co., Battle Creek, Mich. There’s a reason. Head the little book, "The Road to WeUvlUe,” to pkgs. IVm mzzz_ The Youngest Mother on the Stage. “Maude Fealy, acting upon the the ory, gravely spoken, that responsibil ity is a steadying force required by ill successful young leading women, nas taken steps to adopt a child,” writes Kate Masterson in the Dra matic mirror. “In one of the Harlem aospitals she has found a human atom whose hair is properly golden, cheeks correctly pink, and eyes bluely au fait. The atom is a girl, 3 years old, and will be christened in honor of her fos ter grandmother Margaret Fealy. Miss Fealy has filled out with infinite care and filed the essential legal docu ments in the case. An attorney, a clergyman and a physician have duly certified that the actress is in every respect qualified for the exalted du ties of a mother by adoption. She has even certified, and they have indorsed the certificate, that she will be as careful as is requisite of the small one’s flannels, and she paid a visit to i factory while playing in New Eng and and ordered enough of those flan lels for a Roosevelt sized family. “Miss Fealy, who is herself known in the profession as ‘that infant prod igy from Denver,’ takes this maternal whim seriously, but her older friends are shaking their sage heads and croaking: “ ‘When Maude gets tired of the baby, what will become of it?’” Fritzi’s Progress. Frederika Scheff was the sprightly prima donna's name when she made her professional debut at the Bavarian Royal opera in Munich—for it is only by association that she can be consid ered a German singer, having been born in Vienna, the daughter of an Austrian father and a French mother. It wasn't long before her admirers re-christened her Fritzi. the affection ate diminutive of Frederika, and Fritzi it has been ever since, for the name fits her like the spankled gown she wears. “Speaking of learning to compre hend the English language,” remarked Miss Scheff, “do you know what helped me a lot. Why. Mr. Dillingham compiled a list of forty-four adjec tives—only the complimentary ones, of course—which were applied to me in notices by you messieurs of the press, when I came out in comic opera Regard this, if you please!” And she displayed a typewritten rec ord of verbal attempts at descriptive appreciation, beginning with: “Audacious, brilliant chic, droll, ebullient, fetching, graceful, heavenly, ineffable, jaunty,” and so on through the alphabet down to “zephyr like.” One characterization was "dazzling lit tle devil!” I Personal Mention. | Charles Riehman has begun rehear sals of “The Gallop Hunt Ball,” in which he is to be starred. Nat Goodwin has arranged to pre sent “A Gilded Fool” at the Shaftes bury theater, London, in about two weeks. Henry B. Irving is trying to ar range a season at the Drury Lane theater, London, during which he will be seen in a number of his father's famous roles. Eleanora Duse is to make a tour of Scandinavia, acting three or four of Ibsen’s plays. She has lately played Rebecca West in “Romersholm” for the first time. Nance O'Neil has been invited by the faculty of the University of Cali fornia to give an open air perform ance of Thomas Bailey Aldrich’s po etic drama, “Judith of Bethulia,” in the Greek theater. Mrs. Leslie Carter's repertoire is to receive two important additions next season. She will appear in the new play which David Belasco is now writ ing for her, but in addition she will be seen as Joan of Arc. Viola Allen will not appear in “All’s Well That Ends Well” at the Chicago Shakespearean festival as announced for next April. Her tour in “The Toast of the Town” will prevent her from being in Chicago at that time. Robert Drouet. whose illness caused the production of “The Lucky Miss Dean” at the Madison Square theater. New York, to be postponed, is said to be recovering rapidly, and will soon be well enough to resume work. Otis Skinner has closed his tour in “His Grace De Grammont” and is headed for New York, where he will soon take up rehearsals of the new play, "The Duel,” which is to be brought out in the east by him in the immediate future. Richard Mansfield has been playing “The Scarlet Letter” during his en gagement in Philadelphia and the critics have been hearty in their com mendation of his portrayal of the character of Dlmmesdale. Miss Rock well was the Hester. Henry Miller has begnn prepara tions to replace “Grierson's Way,” which he recently produced with only moderate success, at the Princess theater, New York, with a comedy by J. Hartley Manners, entitled, “The In discretion of Truth.” Henry Miller presents a new play by H. V. Esmond, entitled, “Grierson’s Way,” for the first time on any stage, at the Princess theater, New York, last week. The supporting company includes Guy Standing, Henry Wood ruff, Fred Thorne, Rebecca Warren and Ida Waterman. In Baltimore last week Charles Frohman produced Ella Wheeler Wil cox’s poetical play, "Mizpah.” It has a musical as well as a dramatic side and the poetess has written it in col laboration with Luscombe Searelle. The play is based on the scriptural story of Esther and is in blank verse. Among the more interesting events in the near future at the Metropolitan opera house, New York, will be the re vival of “Don Giovanni” and the first appearance here in grand opera of Miss Bessie Abbott, the young Ameri can soprano, who will be heard as Mimi, on Saturday evening, in “La Boheme.” Ernest I.amson. whose fine portrait ure of a Western miner is one of the features of “The Heir to the Hoorah,” at Teller’s Broadway theater, this week, is to appear next fall as a star in a new Western play of which he is the author. Mr. Lamson is a ver satile actor and has won success in all kinds of plays. A comedy that Sardou fashioned thirty years ago. “The Spy,” has late ly been revived in Paris. Tt went sur prisingly well, and the old playwright wrote the other day to a friend: “1 am glad to have written in 1877 a piece that can still be played in 1905.’ Meanwhile—at 75—he has just fin ished a new comedy. Joseph C'awthorn will be the star of the new opera, “The Free Lance,” by John Philip Sousa, with book and lyrics by Harry B. Smith, which Klaw & Erlanger will produce this spring. The production will first be seen in the Chestnut Street opera house, Philadelphia, and will be taken to New York on Easter Monday. The Shuberts purchased from George Edwardes the American rights to “Veronique,” the comic opera which closed its engagement at the Broad way theater last week, and will pre sent the piece with an American com pany next season in the independent theaters. The English company now playing in the piece will return to England in two weeks. Beerbohm Tree has again been in vited by the Germans to visit that country in a series of Shakespearean revivals, but on account of ^is ap proaching production of “Nero” he has been compelled to decline the invita tion at this time. The new poetic tragedy by Stephen Phillips is being prepared on an elaborate scale, and will be one of Mr. Tree’s greatest un dertakings. iviauue real} uas peen engaged as leading woman for William Collier. She will assume the part of Agnes In Augustus Thomas’ comedy, “On the Quiet.” Later on she will appear with him in a new play which he is to pro duce in the spring in New York, and in whatever new play Mr. Collier will produce in London. The engagement with Miss Fealy was made with the idea of her playing with him in Lon don, where she met with success dur ing Mr. Gillette’s season at the Lyce um theater, and during Sir Henry Ir ving’s season at the Drury Lane the ater. Arnold Daly seems to be about at the end of his Bernard Shaw career. According to reports received from New York he has found little save un appreciative publics during his tour of the country, and in a week or two is expected to be among the “unen gaged” thespians in Gotham. "You Never Can Tell” and “Candida” have done poor business nearly every where they have been presented, and Mr. Duly now is indulging in diatribes against the public for its failure to recognize the superlative greatness of Shaw and the transcendent abilities of Mr. Daly as interpreter of the mas terpiece. “The Lion and the Mouse,” by Charles Klein is said to unfold a sim ple and direct but powerful story, in which a girl pits herself against a powerful coterie of moneyed men and corrupt senators, who have brought dishonor upon her father, who in his capacity of a Supreme Court judge has rendered a decision inimical to the interests of capital. Mr. Klein of fers a study of the financial kind of to-day placing in direct contrast to it, a fine type of American womanhood. “The Lion and the Mouse” has been voted the dramatic success of the sea son in New York, where it is in the fourth month of its run at the Ly ceum theater. lymYfrysrpH To Clean Old Bricks. When an old building is torn down to make room for a modern up-to-date structure the contractors generally use the old brick in some manner on the new building. In order to make the old bricks of use the mortar and other accumulations adhering to the surface of the bricks must first be removed. This is invariably done by hand with hatchets, which often bring the cost of the old bricks after this treatment up to that of the new hricks. This accounts for the reason why more of the old bricks are not used. In all probability a machine recently invented by a Missouri man will reduce the cost of renovating these old bricks. It is supported on a platform, the latter having an opening in the center to allow a brick-cleaning wheel to rotate on a shaft. This shaft is mounted upon bearing blocks secur ed to the sides of the platform and Is operated by a belt and pulley. The cleaning wheel is formed of two disks, placed together side by side, and con nected by screws. A large number of small openings are formed through the disks, the inner ends of the open ings where the two disks meet being countersunk. Nails are Inserted in the openings, the nail heads fitting into the countersunk ends and me points projecting through the opposite sides of the disks. Guides are attach ed to the platform in line with the grinding wheel, the old brick to be cleaned being placed upon the plat form and shoved along into engage ment with the points of the nails. An operator can work upon either side of the wheel or two operators may work, one upon each side. Square Holes May Now Be Bored. Thousands of inventors have failed to make the brace and bit that will enable a mechanic to bore a square hole. But the honor of solving the problem falls upon a woman, Miss Clara Smith of Thomaston. Conn., and her patent, as described in the Sci entific American, seems to be a prac tical tool. In channels formed in the head of the tool a number of blades are fastened, certain of which have a saw-edge, as shown, for cutting or bor ing into the wood, and the others have a smooth edge for clearing away the fragments. As the spindle rotates, a rocking motion is imparted to the head, so that a rectangular hole may be formed in the wood. A Flying Target. The sport of “live bird” shooting is exceedingly costly and in many places is prohibited by law as being inhuman and, while the shooting of clay pigeons is interesting, it lacks in a degree the fascination of the sport first mentioned. The object of a recent invention of a New York man is to provide a target in close resemblance to a live bird, both in flight and in action in falling when hit. The body has wings which bal ance the target in flight, and which, by connections, collapses when hit., the wings guiding the target in flight. The frame is formed to resemble a bird and is made of narrow metallic strips bent in an elliptical shape, to hold the body portion. The latter has a slot at each side through which the ends of the wings are inserted. The wings are made of thin metal and of weight and character as to be susceptible of being bent into posi tion to guide the target. The inner ends of the wings meet in the hollow body and are pivoted to a vertical pin. and are held in position with suffi cient force when the target is thrown to insure the necessary flight; but should the body be twisted or moved in the frame the pin will disengage the arms, thus destroying the equili brium and disabling the bird, causing it to fall to the ground. A head and tail complete the bird. Any suitable means for throwing the target can be adopted, more particularly an appara tus giving a straight initial move ment. ' Big New Cavite Dry Dock. ' The largest dry dock that old Nep tune has ever dashed its billowy sides igainst is just finished at Cavite, in the Philippines. It has been designed „o elevate 16,000 tons weight to a ieight which will allow a tree board of at least two feet, with one foot of contained water, while it is expected to support a weight of 20,000 tons when the lower deck of the dock is awash. When ready for service with ill its machinery on board the dock will weight 10,600 tons, the structural material it contains representing 9,200 tons, the machinery 570 tons, water ior boilers and plant 280 tons, and the ittchors and chains 60 tons. It con sists of a main center pontoon at :ached to two smaller jiontoons at ;ach end. The dock includes a re pair shop, and is so built that it uj pe raised above the surface of the water for repairing and cleansing. All die pumping and other machinery is pontained in the side walls and can pump out all the pontoons in four lours, maximum time. EASY TO SAVE GIRDLED TREES. Simple Contrivance Will Renew Growth of Bark. As the snow melts some or your readers will probably find that the deep snow has given protection to field mice from their natural enemies —hawks and owls—and that they have girdled some of the trees in the orchard. If only partly girdled nature will help fi,erself and heal the wound, but if the bark is removed entirely round, the tree will have to have help at once or it will die. Small limbs the size of a lead pencil should be cut and both ends sharpened and in . a « A Girdled bection bridged With Scions. serted under the bark, so as to con nect the bark at the roots and that above the girdled part (as per cut.) A tree six inches in diameter should have at least six grafts inserted, and if all “take" in five years the wounds should be entirely grown over. The cions can be fastened at both ends with thin wire nails. Bark to bark as in grafting and the use of good grafting wax made of beeswax, tallow and rosin are required. Where the bark has been removed by the mice the trunk should be protected from the sun and dying winds by moss kept moist, cow manure mixed with clay, or the tree hanked up with earth. By this method the writer has saved many a tree.—Exchange. Concrete Silo. I wish to build a foundation for a silo (square), 15 feet by 16 feet and 15 feet high. How much cement and gravel would be required? Give gen eral instructions as to the work. Would one foot be sufficient thickness for wall to resist the settling of silage. I wish to raise a barn 100 feet by 45 feet. How much stone and lime would it take for 9 foot wall under it? For a square silo 15 feet by 16 feet high and one foot thick, it would take: Portland cement 23 barrels gravel 27 yards, stone fillers 7 yards and the labor of 4 men 6 days. A good way in building a silo wall is to have the walls 15 inches thick at bottom and nine inches thick at top, having inside perfectly plumb. The propor tions of material for mixing the con crete are eight parts of gravel to one part Portland cement. For a barn wall built of stone, 45 feet by 100 feet and 9 feet high and 1(4 feet thick, it would take: Stone 39 cords, sand 40 yards, lime 200 bush els. For cost of building see a builder in your own locality. Wooden Frame Harrow. Will you publish sketch of har row with wooden frame in two or three sections, suitable for a light team. The two sections of the harrow shown in illustration, have four beams each, and the teeth are twelve inches from center to center each way. The beams ore four feet eight inches long, and are mortised into the front piece, which is three feet seven inches in length. The rear ends u of the beam are secured by a piece of timber, two by one and a half inches, halved on to the beams, and then bolted. The entire cost of the har row should not exceed twelve dollars Tile or Iron Pipe for Water? I have on my property a spring that is somewhat higher than my house and wish to lay a pipe for carrying water in small quantity for house hold use. The distance is about 1,000 feet. What is the cheapest kind of pipe? To convey the water from a strong spring, a distance of 1,000 feet, earth en tile might serve the purpose if laid on a well-graded bed. The bed should be so uniform in grade that there are no gaps in the joints. Then the tile should be jointed carefully, turning each tile around until it makes as complete a joint as possible. In addition, in order to prevent loss of water, the tile should be sealed at the joints either wTith puddled clay, or, better, with cement. If there is plenty of water in the spring such a line of pipe would convey sufficient, for household purposes, although it would be impossible to make such pipe entirely water tight. To make sure that all the water is conveyed it would be necessary to lay iron pipe. Ordinary black iron pipe, given a coat of tar before being covered, will last many years in the ground. Galvan ized iron pipe, however, will last longer. Two and a half inch tile, that is ordinary drain tile, not sewer tile, can be procured at tile yards at eight dol lars per thousaand. Quotations on galvanized iron and black iron can be secured from local dealers. The galvanized iron is, of course, more ex pensive than the black iron. Life in British New Guinea. Cannibalism has not yet been quite stamped out in British New Guinea. The natives have well-cultivated gar dens. they occupy long-settled villages and their r-’iHons with Europeans are genm"-" • harmonious. In each vil lage r r of the most influential chiefs !s e lected as village constable, giv n a uniform, a pair of handcuffs, a brass badge and $5 a year, and is kept under constant personal super vision by the six white magistrates. Crime is comparatively rare, owing apparently to the fact the natives are not allowed to obtain any intoxicat ing liquor. FRANK P. LEWIS, Peoria. III. Originator of the Tin Foil Smoker Pack age. The man who has made Lewis’ Single Binder Straight Sc Cigar famous among smokers throughout the West. Relics of Siege of Limerick. St. Patrick’s cathedral in Dublin preserves a cannon ball as a cherish ed relic. It is believed to be the identi cal ball that killed, at the siege of Limerick, the famous I»ft Loftu-. whose tomb the cathedral also i ters. Close to the canon-ball are J pair of his rusty spurs. * A Custom in Toulose. Toulouse has preserved a quaint custom. It has its corps of "serenos" (as they are called in Spain) abl bodied persons who are ready to a< company the tardy reveler to his own door.—Pall Mall Gazette. AN/EMIA CAN BE CURED Dr. Williams’ Pink Pills Make New Blood and Strike Straight at the Root of Disease. Anaemia is just the doctor’s name for bloodlessuess. Dr. Williams’Pink Pills actually make new blood. They cure autemia just as food cures hunger. They cured Mrs. Thus. J. McGauu. of 17 Liucoln Place, Plainfield, N. J.. and tin-y can do as ninch for any other pale, weak ailing, bloodless person. “ In the spring of 1903 I did my nsnal house cleaning,” says Mrs. MeGauu, “ and soon afterward I began to lidve the most terrible headaches. My heart would beat so irregularly that it was painful and there came a morning when I could not get up. My doctor saul I had an senna and he was surprised that I had continued to live in the condition I wa in. I was confined to my bc-d for iiearlv two months, the doctor coming every day for the first few weeks, but I did not improve to amount to anything. “Altogether 1 was sick fur nearly two years. I was as weak as a rag, had headaches, irregular heart beats 1 -- of appetite, cramps in the limbs and was nuable to get a good night’s sleep. My legs and feet were so swollen that I feared they would burst. “ One day, while I was wonderinghovm long I could live, feeling as I did, I r ceived a booklet telling about Dr. Wil liams’ Pink Pills fur Pale People, read it and told my husband to get m , some of the pills. ’ Before the first bo* was gone I felt a change for the better. I have taken about twelve boxes and al though I was as near the grave us [could be, I now feel as if I had a new lease of life. I have no more headache, the heart beats regularly, my cheeks are pink and I feel ten years younger. I feel rhut^\ have been cured very cheaply and I h.i^ recommended Dr. Williams’ Pink Piff to lots of niv friends.” For further information address the Dr. Williams Medicine Co., Seheuec tady, N. Y. Compulsory Church Services. To such an extent does religion pre vail at Gonoatoa, in the South Seas, that every man, woman and child on that island who does not go to church at least three times a week is liable to be arrested and fined, the fine go ing to the king. Cat's Long Journey Home. A cat belonging to the Duchess of Beaufort, being taken to a country seat other than the one where it had been born, turned back "home" after two unhappy days, covering the 200 intervening miles in safety. U. S. NAVY enlists for four years young men of good character und sound physical condition between the ages of 17 and 25 as apprentice seamen: oppor tunities for advancement; pay 116 t" J7>» a month. Electricians, machinists, black smiths. coppersmiths, yeomen (clerks i. carpenters, shipfitters, firemen. musi cians, cooks, etc., between 21 ar.d .15 years enlisted in special ratings with suitable pay; hospital apprentices 18 to 28 years. Retirement on three-fourths pay arid al lowances after 30 years service. Appli cants must be American citizens. Free transportation from place of en listment to Naval Station, and free outfit of clothing, amounting to J45, furnished every recruit. Upon discharge, fre •• transportation to place of enlistment. Km — full particulars address Navy Recruiting®! Station, Postoffice Building. Omaha. Neb . 9) or Navy Recruiting Station. BURK l BLOCK, 12th and O Sts., Lincoln. Neb. 1 important Animals. A little boy startled his mother the other night by ending his prayer as follows: “God bless papa and mamma, also the animals. They are more important than us, ’cause their skins are worth $2 apiece.’’ Garfield Tea, Mild Laxative, Regulates the Liver, Kidneys, Stom ach and Bowels, cures Constipation and Sick Headache. Send this notice with your name and address to the Garfield Tea Co., Brooklyn, \. Y., for free sample package. Sold at all drug stores. Send us the name of your druggist German Canaries the Best. The canaries of Germany excel all other canaries as singers. One has been recorded to continue a single trill for one and one-quarter minutes with twenty changes of note in it. latlon, « supporting p