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“Business is war,” says a magazine
writer, and Gen Sherman told us what
war is..
“Can a husband be cruel to his wife
by too much kindness?” Well, few
husbands are.
The principal thing noticeable
about women's attire this fall is its
multifariousness.
A Chicago pugilist is writing popular
songs. Prize fighting is a fearfully de
moralizing pursuit.
We knew it would come some day.
Somebody wants photography taught
in the public schools.
Sergius Witte, after looking over
New York City, declared it a “clearing
house of undigested nationalities.”
Miss Susan P. Fowler of Vineland.
N. J., has worn trousers for fifty
years, and expects to die with them
on.
As Rockefeller says, money is not
the only thing in the world. There
are mumps, measies and banana
skins.
People say they might as well be
hung for a sheep as a lamb, but that
only shows lack of discrimination in
appetite.
Kissing may be dangerous, as that
doctor says, but you may have noticed
that more people haven't died from
it than have.
Courts uphold a Buffalo man who
put a rattrap in his trousers pocket
and caught his wife. Dissenting opin
ion filed by wife.
Diamonds have gone up again, but
this is a hardship that isn’t likely to
bother the man whose last year’s coal
bill is still unpaid.
No one need have any difficulty in
identifying New York after this. It
is the town that holds the world’s
baseball championship.
The wages of sin remain the same
as heretofore, but frequently the sin
ner has to wait a long time to get
what is coming to him.
An old man used a “want ad.” to
get a wife and then he paid $50,000
to get rid of her. She will testify that
“want ads.” bring results.
The latest report of the coming mar
riage of King Alfonso is semiofficially
denied. When you get your invitation
to the wedding you’ll be sure.
Harry Liberty is in jail at Burling
ton, Vt, charged with stealing a
horse. Somehow the pun suggested
by his name doesn't come out right.
A woman is suing for divorce from
her husband on the ground that he
hasn’t taken a bath for twenty-two
years. Naturally she wants to duck
him.
Now that they have fixed up a rap
prochement between France and Ger
many the sultan of Morocco will
awake to the fact that the drinks are
on him.
The “anesthetic highball” is likely
to become popular, but many chronic
sufferers will continue to take the
highball without the anesthetic at
tachment.
A Connecticut man went out to haul
his lobster pots, and came back with
a live deer. Here, here! Stop that!
If this keeps on, we shall all be in the
dizzy house.
A Pittsburg man who is the father
of fourteen boys has adopted a little
girl. This case would seem to upset
the theory that hope springs eternal
in the human breast.
It is kind and considerate on the
part of Mr. Edison, but the obstinate
people of this country will go on
pounding their ears and clogging
their intakes as heretofore.
A farmer in Berks county. Pa., aged
90, has his third set of natural teeth.
Imagine the trouble Uncle Methuselah
may possibly have had, with thirty or
more experiences in cutting teeth.
Maybe the ameer of Afghanistan
really needs the dentist whom he has
summoned from a distance and may
be this is merely his wily oriental
way of bidding for the world’s sym
pathy.
A new $10 counterfeit is in circula
tion which we are told may be dis
tinguished by its size, beir.g longer
than the genuine note. What is want
ed is a $ 10-bill that will not merely
look longer, but last longer.
A general merchant advertises for
a man who is a good saw filer and a
bass singer. If the man is expected to
sing at his work we’re glad we don’t
have to sit around and listen when
those two kinds of noises effect a junc
ture.
Marie Corelli is reported to be dis
couraged because she is developing a
double chin. That's where Hall Caine
has the advantage of Marie. Nobody
can tell about his chin, because in
looking like Shakespeare he has to
have whiskers.
The London Athanaeum says it is
onlv of late years that the Ixmdoner
has awakened to the fact that Lon
don is beautiful. If the Londoner is
progressing as fast as that he’ll soon
be seeing the point of the joke about
the grouse in the gun room.
Being a married man, Mr. Cleve
land doubtless knows the only way to
gee the better of a woman in an argu
ment is to state your argument in a
loud voice and then, as soon as you
have finished it, walk out of the room
and slam the door.—Chicago JournaL
SUFFERINGS UNTOLD.
A Kansas City Woman’s Terrible Ex
perience with Kidney Sickness.
Mrs. Mary Cogin, 20th st and Cleve
land ave., Kansas City, Mo., says:
was run down,
weak, lame
and sore. The
kidney secre
tions were too
frequent Then
dropsy puffed
up my ankles
until they
were a sight
to behold. Doc
tors gave me
up, but I be
gan using
Doan’s Kidney Fills, and the remedy
cured me so that I have been well
ever since, and have had a fine baby,
the first in five that was not prema
turely born.”
Sold by all dealers. 50 cents a box.
Foster-Mil burn Co., Buffalo, N. T.
Producing the Yawn.
A characteristic attitude of the
fr.tigue of the will, as manifested in
attention, is yawning. This arises
from a deep, slow and involuntary in
spiration by which the lungs are filled
with air, which is then slowly expired,
the mouth being held open and the
glottis slightly shut so as to produce
that strnnge characteristic noise
which is the dread of orators.
Most Unfortunate of Habits.
The constant nagging, querulous
ness, complaining, dissatisfaction and
the inveterate habit of seeing and
speaking about the disagreeable side
of things are traits which will embit
ter the finest natures, and in the end
ruin the spirit and character of those
who are subject to unreasonable and
contemptible caviling and complaint.
Novel Train Pilot.
A train from Fenny Compton, War
wickshire, England, to Kineton ar
rived at its destination twenty min
utes late one day recently, in conse
quence of a horse trotting in front of
the train the whole way.
Affects Age of Horses.
Civilization is said to have reduced
the life of the horse, and at twenty
six the domestic animal is as old as
though he had lived thirty years in a
free state.
A Teacner's Testimony.
Hinton, Ky., Oct. 30th.—(Special.)
—It has long been claimed that Dia
betes is incurable, but Mr. E. J.
Thompson, teacher in the Hinton
school, has pleasing evidence to the
contrary. Mr. Thompson had Diabe
tes. He took Dodd’s Kidney Pills and
Is cured. In a statement he makes
regarding the cure Mr. Thompson
■ays:
‘‘I was troubled with my kidneys
for more than two years and was
treated by two of the best doctors in
this part of the state. They claimed
I had Diabetes and there was little to
be done for me. Then I started to
use Dodd’s Kidney Pills and what they
did for me was wonderful. It is en
tirely owing to Dodd’s Kidney Pills
that I am now enjoying good health."
Many doctors still maintain that Di
abetes is ir urable. But Diabetes is a
kidney disease and the kidney disease
that Dodd’s Kidney Pills will not cure
has yet to be discovered.
Peculiar Chinese Medicines.
A Chinese medicine book, dating
back to the Wing dynasty (1568-1644)
contains no less than 28,739 receipts.
Materials of the Materia Medica Si
nensis consists of vegetables, miner
als and articles belonging to the ani
mal kingdom, such, for instance, as
dragons’ teeth, centipedes, scorpions,
Spanish flies, roaches, beetles, tad
poles, etc.
Whistling Disliked by Sailors.
Whistling is thought very unlucky
by sailors, as it is supposed to raise
an unfavorable wind. This supersti
tion is, perhaps, to be traced to the
practice of whistling for winds, com
mon to many nations in days gone by.
A whistling woman is a sure sign to
a sailor of coming disaster, wreckage
and so on.
Samples of Enthusiasm.
Michael Angelo was so filled with
enthusiasm in his art, so afraid that
money might taint his brush, that he
refused to accept any pay whatever
for his masterpieces in the Vatican
and St. Peter’s. Napoleon’s enthu
siasm banished the word “impossible”
from his dictionary.
Alas! Vanishing Man.
Man, like the oojum, is softly, if not
silently, fading away. One hesitates
to say that he may one day be as ex
tinct as the dodo, but at all events we
are told that he will be literally no
where as compared with the woman
of the future.—London Lady’s Picto
rial.
FUNNY
People Will Drink Coffee When It
“Does Such Things.”
"I began to use Postum because the
old kind of coffee had so poisoned my
whole system that I was on the point
of breaking down, and the doctor
warned me that I must quit it.
My chief ailment was nervousness
and heart trouble.
Any unexpected noise would cause
me the most painful palpitation, make
me faint and weak.
"I had heard of Postum and began
to drink it when I left off the old cof
fee. It began to help me just as soon
as the old effects of the other kind of
coffee passed away. It did not stim
ulate me for a while, and then leave
me weak and nervous as coffee used
to do. Instead of that it built up my
strength and supplied a constant vigor
to my system which 1 can always re
ly on. It enables me to do the big
gest kind of a day's work without
getting tired. All the heart trouble,
etc., has passeu away.
“I give it freely to all my children,
from the youngest to the oldest, and
it keeps them all healthy and hearty.”
Name given by Postum Co., Battle
Creek, Mich.
There s a reason.
Read the little book, "The Road to
Wellville," in pkgs.
Won by Waiting.
The luncheon service had been par
ticularly slow, but none the less did
uncle Harry leave a quarter by his
plate for the waiter. Wherefore small
Reginald asked:
“Why did you give the man money,
uncle?" *
“For waiting,” came the answer.
“You ought to have divided between
us; we did the waiting,” said small
Reginald.—Lippincott’s Magazine.
Turn About.
“Percy,” said the Rev. Mr. Goodman,
“I hear you are going to marry one of
the charming young members of my
flock. I congratulate you.”
“Thank you,” said the young man.
“By the way—er—Mr. Goodman, I con
gratulate you, too.”
“Me?”
"Yes, sir. We’re going to get you to
marry us, you know.”
Dangerous Stuff.
"Did you get a taste of that Rus
sian vodka that Jim Murchison
brought home from Manchuria?”
"No. Pretty powerful, isn't it?”
“I should say it was! You know
John Mildly?”
“Yes.”
"Well, he drank only half a wine
glass of it and then went home and
ordered his mother-in-law to leave the
house,”
A Poultry Mill.
Mary’s father was trying the exper
iment of raising chickens with an in
cubator in his barn. The neighbors
were much interested in this experi
ment and, meeting Mary, one of them
asked:
"Mary, have you any little chickens
at your house vet?”
“No. but we're makin' some,” replied
the little maiden.—Lippincott’s.
FORCE OF HAB!'*'
Fuller Trouble—How did yer first come ter be a tramp?
Fuller Woe—Well, yer see I had an automobile, an’ I had ter walk
home so often dat I got used to it.
The Reason Why.
The wedding ceremony was at an
end. Mamma sniffed convulsively and
the bride dabbed at her pretty eyes
with a filmy handkerchief. One of
the bridesmaids was also affected to
tears.
‘‘Why do you weep?” asked a
groomsman. “It’s eoi your wedding."
The girl looked at him scornfully.
"That’s the answer!” she snapped.
Making Amends.
“Oh, George!” exclaimed the fair
maiden, as he grasped her hand, “you
are too strenuous. Did you notice how
you made my poor finger crack?”
“Yes, Dora,” said George, full of con
trition, “I noticed it. And it didn’t
seem to have the right ring about it,
either, did it?”
I.ater, however, he found a way to
make good that deficiency.
I -
"Them” Not “It."
Dumley—“Say, old man, I bought l
birthday present for my fiancee to-day
and I wish you'd take it home and let
your wife see it.”
Benedick—“What for?”
Dumley—“Well, when I looked at
the thing in the store I thought it was
a necklace, but they sent a pair of
them home and I'm sure they’re not
bracelets.”
Very Likely.
McJigger—Of course Noah must
have taken bees with him.
Thingbumbob—Oh, of course.
McJigger—Just think how they must
have stung the animals as they flew
about.
Thingumbob—Oh, I guess Noah had
sense enough to keep them in the arc
hives.
, Couldn’t Deny It.
The venerable college president had
been invited to address the Bachelor
Girl s club, numbering a hundred or
more.
“I see now," he said, looking around
at the fair young faces and sparkling
eyes before him, "that Mr. Rockefel
ler is right when he says the country
is still full of opportunities for our
young men."
Unsympathetic.
“Please, listen, madam,” begged the
hobo, “to the sad story of an unfor
tunate man. Seven years ago I was
wrecked on a desert island in the Pa
cific. My mates were all drowned,
but I was washed ashcfre—”
“And you haven't been washed since
—I see,” said the lady, flippantly
With a hopeless sigh he turned
away.
Happy Land!
Bishop Goodman—Only think, chil
dren! In Africa there are 10,000,000
square miles of territory without a
single Sunday school where little boys
and girls can spend their Sundays.
Now, what should we all try and save
our money and do?
Class (in ecstatic union)—Go to
Africa!—Stray Stories.
Impressing it Upon Him.
Amusement was caused at Darwen
by constable Bradshaw’s description
of how he executed a warrant.
The man he wanted flung a boot at
his head. “So,” said Bradshaw, “I
laid him face downward on the floor
and sat on him while I read the war
rant. I weigh 230 pounds.”—London
News.
All the Traffic W»jld Bear.
First cabman—What did you charge
that stranger for driving him around
the corner to the hotel?
Second cabman—Four dollars and
ninety-seven cents.
“Why didn’t you make it an even
$5?”
“Because $4.97 was all he had.”—
Lippincott’s.
Real or Fancied.
"What can I do for you, sir?” ask
ed the drug clerk.
“Well,” replied the man, "my rcom
was full of rats last night, and i
want-”
“Yes, sir,’ interrupted the bright
clerk, “bromo for yourself or strych
nine for them.”—Catholic Standard
and Times.
Tony's Vaulting Ambition.
Tony, the bootblack, aged 11, was
cleaning the broker's shoes, says the
New York Sun. The broker had been
on the right side of the market that
day and was disposed to be friendly.
"Tony,” he asked, “what would you
like to be when you grow up?”
“I’d lika to be treesurer of the
whola damn worl’,” was the stagger
ing reply.
Her Scheme.
‘‘Papa says he is afraid the money
you inherited from your father is
tainted.”
“Does he. And what am I going to
do about it?”
"Well, I suggested to papa that if
he’d let me marry you I’d soon put it
where the taint couldn’t affect it.”
Made the Stove Preach.
“De preacher wuzn’t feelin’ good
las’ meetin’ day. an’ he made de stove
preach de sermon.”
“Made de stove preach?”
“Yes—made it redhot from top to
bottom an’ den tol’ de sinners ter
take a good look at it an’ go ter
thinkin’!”—Atlanta Constitution.
Omissions of History.
The great fish had cast Jonah forth
upon the dry land.
“I am much obliged to you,” said
Jonah. “Still, I feel that I have been
imposed upon. I paid those fellows in
the ship for a first-class passage, and
you have brought me here in the steer
age.”
Kind of Help He Needed.
“Wan’t t’ put adv-tizhment in your
paper,” said the bibulous man. ‘‘Musht
have shomebody take care me.”
“Yes,” replied the clerk. “You
want to advertise for a valet?”
“No. Better shay: ‘Wanted—
Shnake charmer.’ ”
No More Forthcoming.
"Of course, George,” said the ex
travagant wife, “I’m obliged to you for
the money you gave me, but really it
-won’t buy me the fur coat I want.”
“Well,” replied the great brute,
“you’ll have to make it go as ‘fur' as
you can.”
Not Saying Things by Halves.
Author—Is it true that you say my
latest is the worst book I ever wrote?
Critical Acquaintance — Nonsense,
ray dear fellow! What I said was that
it- was the worst book anybody ever
wrote, not you in particular.—Stray
Stories.
Whew!
“So she’s engaged, eh? That mere
ly goes to prove the truth of what I
have always contended, that no mat
ter how big a freak a girl is there is a
mate for her somewhere in the wide
world. Who is she going to marry?”
“Me.”
Willing to Help Out.
"Mamma,” said little Elsie, who had
heard her papa discussing household
economics, "we have to be very sav
ing, don't we?”
“Yes. dear; but come now, take
your cod liver oil and-”
“But I was just thinking suppose we
'conomize on cod liver oil!”
What's the Use.
Miss Passay—I don’t see why any
woman should try to conceal her age.
Now, I'm willing all the time to let
people know I’m 25.
Miss Pepprey—But does it do any
good? You know, Lincoln said: “You
can’t fool all the people all the time.”
Keeping His Word.
“Yes, her father told me he would
do all he could to prevent our mar
riage.”
“Is he keeping his word?”
“He is. Yesterday afternoon he
went into bankruptcy and in the even
ing he married the cook.”
WHY HE FLED.
McNabb (about to partake of the bounty)—What business does .yer
old man carry on around here?
Kind Lady—He’s the manufacturer of a famous rat killer.
Bothering the Angels.
“You reckon de angels hears de po’
man w’en he prays?”
"Cose, dey do; dat's de cause er
thunder, which is nuttin’ mo' dan de
angels growlin’ kaze dey can’t git no
rest.”—Atlanta Constitution.
A College Education.
“Now that your son’s in college I
suppose he'll be gettim? exclusive;
he’ll be getting into the 400.”
“Oh, he’s more exclusive than that;
he’s on the nine already. ’
Then He Changed His Mind.
Howell—A palmist told me yester
day that I should rule rather than
obey.
Powell—Did you believe it?
Howell—Yes, until I happened to
think that I had a wife.
Poor Philadelphia.
“The Declaration of Independence
was signed in Philadelphia, wasn’t it,
pa?”
“Yes, and nothing has been done
there sice?"
Great Scheme.
"He makes love to summer girls In
the winter time and ho winter giris
in the summer.’
“What’s the Idea?”
"Thinks they come a little cheaper
when they're out of season.”
Gone.
Tess—“Yes, she said her husband
married her for her beauty. What do
you think of that?”
Jess—Well, I think her husband
must feel like a widower now.”
Telling the Truth.
Mrs. Jayback—Henry, I cleaned out
your wardrobe to-day and there were
dozens of empty bottles on the shelves.
How did they get there?
Mr. Jayback—Dunno. Never bought
an empty bottle in my life.
Wifely Wit.
Mr. McSosh—Great guns! I’m all
out of breath.
Mrs. McSosh—Well, when you lay
In a new supply, get a fresher brand,
will you?”
In the Near Future.
"How did Subbubs meet his fate,
anyway?" asked th» first man.
“I believe,” replied the other, "some
careless fellow suburbanite dropped
a lighted cigarette s’irnp on the gas
bag of Subbubs’ flying machine.”
An Opinion.
He says his motto is ‘Live and
learn.’ ”
“Well, if he isn't more successful at
the former than the latter we’ll be go
ing to his funeral soon.”
His Average.
“Say, Cap, they claim we lynched
the wrong man.”
“Eh? That’s funny. But don’t you
worry. It ain’t spoiled my average
yit. I’m alius sure to hit it right
three times out of five.”
By Way of Excuse.
Crawford—"What makes that sen
ator so dishonest?”
Crabshaw—“He says he is merely
getting back the money it cost him to
be elected.”
KtEF OUT OF KIJTS
NARROWMINDED PERSON NEVER
IS POPULAR.
At Least Have Some Form of Diversi
fied Interest on Which You Can
Converse With a. Friend—Mistakes
of Some Women.
Do you live in a rut? Women are
very apt to do so, although the ma
jority of them are loth to admit it.
Narrowmindedness, which is so often
a result of a life spent within con
tracted limits, is common to women,
they say, but the accused will answer,
“Why, my life is not narrow! I have
my house, or my profession, or my
social circle. Do you call that living
in a rut?”
Any or all of these interests may.
however, result in stagnation, mental
ly ar.d physically, and, what is worse,
conversationally. Either a woman or
a man is at liberty to devote all of his
or her interest to a certain object
But what about the friends of that
person? One may have a sympathet
ic interest in a friend’s occupation or
in her children, or in her bridge play
ing, but one occasionally becomes a
little wearied of a repetition, a con
stant recurrence to that pet subject
of the innocent but shortsighted worn
an who harps eternally upon one sub
ject. She devotes her mind and on
ergies to that subject to the exclusion
of all others. She dreams of it, she
ponders over it and only too readily
she reverts to it so constantly that
her friends at last wish themselves
miles away.
A schoolgirl is apt. to be blamed be
cause her conversation is limited tc
her school—her friends there and hei
studies and pleasures, which are shad
owed by the walls of the schoolhouse
But is her mother free from blamr
when she herself finds a continual
source of conversation in her servants
and her household gods? Docs it in
terest her friends any more to discuss
the children’s bright sayings, to praise
her waitress’ neatness and her cook'a
superiority, than to listen to a school
girl’s prattle?
The society devotee is quite as apt
to overdo the matter as her more do
mestic sister, and the woman with a
profession talks shop" entirely too
much as a rule.
But she should not allow herself to
dwell entirely upon one phase of life
There is plenty of interest in other
people's affairs, there ate gay and ab
sorbing pictures in the vista of daily
life, and every woman should watch
herself carefully lest she fall into a
rut of one sort or another. It is sur
prising to find how readily the habit
is formed—mere readily, of course,
by women than by men, as the latter
are thrown more into the world’s hap
penings.
A woman should ever beware of
making herself the central subject of
her talk—her home, her profession,
her health, liow naturally she comes
to consider them. And it is quite nat
ural that she should. But before she
burdens her friends too much with
her history let her stop and wonder
whether she would like to listen to
her friend Mrs. X. and her personal
troubles or her sewing society prob
lems for hours at a stretch.
It is not meant by this that one
should not speak of or ask sympathy
in one's own interests, hut there is a
limit to patience, and if a woman must
have a “hobby” she should r.ot expect
her friends to ride it constantly, too.
—Philadelphia Ledger.
Are Japanese the Lost Tribes!
Are the Japanese the lost ten tribes
at tsrael? The Jewish World revives
this old theory, remarking that it was
probably inevitable that they should
be sought in the Japanese in view of
i ;he fact that the-’ 'museums of Japan
contain numerous engravings purpos
ing to show the landing of Jews in
Nippon. One of the pictures cited is
said to show a procession in which
the ark is discernible and in which
the priests wear hats of biblical pat
tern. Another depicts Solomon in the
act of receiving gifts from the queen
of Sheba, while—and this is regarded
as the most conclusive of all—the
founder of Japan’s dynasty of 12fi em
perors bore the same name (Osea) as
the last king of Israel (Hoshea), his
contemporary.
Twilight Hour.
The sunlight on a wavrless sen —
The softened radiance fadeth #*lowl> :
The folded flower, the mist-crowned tree.
Proclaim the cohering twilight.
It is the hour when passion Low
A solemn stfitness ir»nnd us lingers;
And on our wildly Throbbing brows
Wc feel the '.ouch of angel fingers.
It is the hour when lovers fond
(For love its native air is breathing)
Drape with fair hopes life’s drear beyond
Gay garlands fer the future wreathing.
It Is the hour when in far land
The wanderer, tired of ceaseless ream
ing. . _
Longs for the clasp ef kndreu hand.
And in the dear heme cnwrapt in
gloaming.
It Is the hour when mankind hears.
Amid earth’s mingled moans and laugh
ter,
Chords which will swell when unborn
years
Are buried in the great hereafter.
—Unidentified.
Easy to Destroy a Warship.
The modern iron and siec-I clad war
vessel of th* battle-sn.p type may
withstand a teriific cannonade from
without ar.d yet succumb to the drop
ping of a match, the careless han
dling of a Kerosene lamp or a defec
tive electric light or power wire.—
Omaha Bee.
Leading American ’oologist.
Prof. William T. Hcrnaday is con
sidered the leading American author
ity on zoology. Ter nearly ten years
he has been r.irector of the New York
zoological park. He is the author of
several books of travel and many
technical works treating of his branch
of science.
Honors f*- Japanese Diplomats.
King Ed v.-aril VII. has made Count
Ku!'Uta, prime minister of Japan, a
member of the Order of the Bath and
Baron Konntra a member of the Or
der of St. Michael and St. George.
Judge Parker’s Income,
ker’s income, since he was defeated
for presidency, has increased at the
rate of |30,000 annually.
PARALYSIS CURED
Case Seemed Hopeless but Yielded
Dr. Williams’ Pink Pills.
Mr. Kenney has actually escaped from
the paralytic’s fate to which he seemed a
short time ago hopelessly doomed The
surprising report has been fully verified
and some important details secured in a
personal interview with the recent suf.
ferer.
“The doctor,” said Mr. Kenney, "told
me that if I wanted to live any length
of time I would have to give up work al
together, and he told my friends that
the paralysis which hart begun would m
time involve my whole body.”
“Just how were you a 111 toted at thi9
time?” Mr. Kenney wag asked.
Well, I had first hot, and then cold
and clammy feelings, and at times my
body felt as if needles were being stuck
into it. These sensations were followed
by terrible pains, and again I woulo have
no feeling at all, but a unin hues* won d
come over me, and I would not be able 'o
move. The most agonizing tortures cane*
from headaches and a pain in the spine.
“ Night after night I could not get n y
natural sleep and my system was wrecked
by the strain of torturing pains and tin*
effect of the opiates I was forced to take
I to induce sleep. As I look back on the
terrible suffering I endured during this
period I often wonder how 1 retained my
reason through it all.
“ But relief came quickly when I
was induced to try Dr. Williams’ Pink
Pills for Pale People. The very first b
•eemed to help me, and seven Ixixes made
me entirely well. Therecan benodonbt
about the thoroughness of my cure, for I
have worked steadily ever since and that
1 is nearly four years. ”
1 Mr. Iveuney is at present employed by
the Merrimac Hat Company and resides
at 101 Anbiu street, Amesbury, Miss,
l The remedy which he used with such
satisfactory results, is sold by all rirug
S'sts. or direct by the Dr. Williams
ediciue Company, Schenectady, N Y.
i
Many a good name has been given
the tar and feather degree by idle gos
sip.
How’s This ?
1 W. offer One Hundred Dol an Itewerd for *ny
I c*»e of Catarrh that cannot be cured by lUi) *
Catarrh Cure.
I F. J. CHENEY A CO., Toledo. O.
"We, th6 nnderslgrned. have known F. J. Checey
, for the last 15 yearn, and believe him perfectly h<D
•rabie In all buxine** transactions and financially
able to carry out any obligations made by his firm.
Wurjixo, Kixnan A Marvin,
Wholesale I)m*ffi*ta. Toledo. 0.
Hall's Catarrh Cnre la taken Internally, acting
directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces of the
Esrem. Testimonials sent free, l'rioe 75 cents j«r
ttle. Sold by all Druggists.
Take Hall's Family Pills for constipation.
The man with time to burn never
gave the world any light.
Ask Your Dealer tor Allen's Foot-Ease
A powder. It rests the feet. Cures Swollen,
I Sore, Hot, Callous. Aching, Sweatiug Feet
and Ingrowing Nails. At all Druggist?, a id
1 Shoe stores, 25 cents. Accept no substitute,
j Pimple mailed FREE. Address, Alieu $.
I Olmsted, LeRoy. N. Y.
Prussic acid is the most rapid poison
a human being can take.
Lewis' “Single Binder” straight 5c cigar,
made of extra quality tobacco. You pay
| 10c for cigars not so good. Lewis’ Factory,
Peoria, IiL__
Most deaths occur between 6unset
and sunrise.
Try me just once and I am sure to
come again. Defiance Starch.
THE BEST COUGH CURE
Cough syrups are all cheap
enough, but if you should get a
gallon of cough syrup that does not
cure for the price of a small bottle
of
Kemp’s Balsam
the best cough cure, you would
have made a bad bargain—for one
6mall bottle of Kemp’s Balsam may
stop the worst cough and save a
life, whereas the cough “cure” that
does not cure is worse than useless.
Sold by all dealers at 25c. and 50c.
Antiseptic
Remedy
For Family and Farm
5 LOAN 5
LINIMENT
KILLS PAIN.
Dr. EARL S. SLOAN,
6IB Albany 8treet, Boston, Maas.
NEBRASKA LAND
$5 to $20 an Acre
15 to 115 for unimproved, and 112.50 to |?0 for
Improved. We have a large Hat of the finest
land there is. It Is located in the Southwest
ern part of Nebraska, where you can raise
corn, alfalfa, all kinds of ‘■n ail g-ain. winter
wheat an«J all kinds of fruit. The best kind
of water and the healthiest all-year-around
climate you can lHeln. The soil is a deep,
dark loam, no sand, mostly all level, close to ,
towns, schools and railroads. Why go far
ther out when yon can buy good land in Ne- [
br;«ska that is close to a gt c;;l market, for {
less money than other places. Special low |
rates to lo >k over the land. Write ns for ex- j
cur^ion rates and free map of Nebraska. »
Huntings St Heyden, 16U&H Faruaxu St., I
Omaha, Nebraska.
Make your Buggy a Sleigh for $8.00
Freight Prepaid Quick Shipment!
A* w« ship It Ready for o<3
Write for CIRCULAR describing the simple, bus
reliable, Inexpensive Invention, also our Sleigh
Catalog (30styles) The Tony Pony Line Catalog ol
Ponies and Pony Rigs for boys and girls. (We bt y,
sell and raise Shetland Ponies.) Our new, large.
Illustrated, 1006 vehicle catalog, showing ISO
Modern Styles. Popular Priced, High Grade Velil
clet, now ready. All Free.
MICHIGAN BUGGY CO.. MannUctmeo
Ne. 100 (MU Bid* KALAMAZOO, MICHIGAN
