| THE NEWS IN NEBRASKA^ OVER THE STATE. A big religious revival is on at Central City. Gage county’s fair proved a greater success than anticipated. The Morton monument at Nebraska City will be unveiled Oct. 28. The Northwestern’s new round nouse at Fremont is about ready for occupancy. The farmers' elevator at Arapahoe. Neb., erected at a cost of over $4,000 tnd by a voluntary and stock contri oution, was opened for business last week. Rev. Edgar Price, for the past sev eral years pastor of the Christaiu church of Beatrice, has resigned. It is understood that Mr. Price will go to Iowa in order to be near his father, who is quite old and in feeble health. Mrs. Job Cassel, wife of Represen tative Job Cassel, fell down the stone steps at her home in Nebraska City, and was seriously injured. It was at first feared she was fatally injured, but she will recover so the physicians say. Handcuffed to her husband Mrs. Ida Mathews was taken from Lin coln to Savannah, Mo., to answer the charge of horse stealing. Mathews and his wife were arrested at York and brought to Lincoln by Sheriff Gamble. Rev. J. Alrander of Omaha has been called as pastor of the Swedish Baptist church at Oakland to succeed Rev. M. Larson, who goes to the First Baptist church of St. Paul the 1st of November. It is not known if Rev. Alrander will accept the call. William Cohoe of Auburn, living in the house belonging to Joseph Uhli brick, an inmate of the asylum at Lin coln, was doing some work in the cel lar and picked up a can containing $1,800 in $20 bills. He at once turned the money over to R. C. Boyd, guardian, and received $300 for his trouble. Fire was dicovered on the second floor of the Masonic building at Ne braska City. The fire department saved the building after a hard fight The fire was caused by a defective flue. The pharaphernalia of the sev eral Masonic bodies that occupy the building was destroyed and consider able damage done to the building. Fred W. Arndt, who has been em ployed at the Morton-Gregson pack ing plant at Nebraska City for a num ber of years, fell dead at his home south of the city. He was ont in the yard looking after the cow and was found lying dead near where he had tied her. He was 60 years of age, and leaves a wife, four sons and a daugh ter. The ten-year-old son of W. T. Young, a prominent farmer on the Middle Loup, Custer county while in vestigating the working of a desk, got his hand caught in the wheels and badly crushed. He was brought to Broken Bow and the injury proved eo serious that Dr. Pennington had to amputate two fingers on the left hand. The dipsomaniac law will be tested in the supreme court. W. A. Simmons, a cattleman of Dawes county has applied for a writ of habeas cor pus and it has been granted by Chief Justice Holcomb. There are forty' pa tients in the dipsomaniac department and there are more coming. Attor neys for Simmons will attack he con stitutionality of the law. Mrs. Mary E. Morse has filed a pe tition in the district court of Otoe county praying for a separation from her husband, Frank S. Morse, and the custody of her minor son, Charles, and sufficient alimony to maintain them. The husband is superintendent at the Union stock yards at Nebraska City, and the family are social leaders in that city. The divorce proceedings were a surprise to all. According to the report of the county recorder there were filed in his office during the month of September ten farm martgages of the value of $21,150, and eleven released whose value wras $18,292. Seven town and city mortgages were filed to the value or $.>/>»•>.90, and 6even re leased whose value was $2,442.75. This makes an increase in the debt of the county of $3,479.15 for this month. A petition for the organization of the Richardson County Drainage dis trict, embracing 27,000 acres of Ne maha river bottom lands, was filed with the clerk.of the district court, at Falls City by R. E. Grinstead and about one hundred fifty other resi dent land owners, under the provis ions of chapter one hundred sixty-one of the session laws of 1905. The pe titioners represent, in ownership, about 17,000 acres of the finest soil in America; much of which his year, lias growing on it sixty to eighty bush els of corn to the acre, but for the four years preceding this the same has produced almost nothing because of the disastrous overflows along the Nemaha river bottoms. Several loads of new corn were on the street at Beatrice last week and cold at 40 cents a bushel, it being ex tra fine and seling for seed corn. The price for marketable corn is 35 cents. The platform on which Lester Wil liams, seventeen years of age, and Harry H. Wright aged twenty-eight years were working on the cable of the Nebraska Telephone company at Beat rice gave way and the two young men fell a distance of thirty-five feet striking on the brick paving. Williams "struck on his head and died soon af ter. Wright had an arm broken, but is not fatally hurt. At Dakota City Charles Harnett, of South Sioux City, charged with as saulting and robbing E. Johnson, a stranger who came from Minneapolis to work on the Great Northern rail way was bound over to the district court by County Judge J. J. Eimers in the sum of $400.00 for trial. The robber who entered the Metho dist Episcopal parsonage in Dakota City was arrested by the Sioux City police with a portion of the goods in Jiis possession. The prisoner, who jgives his name as John Kindig, re fused to return without requisition papers. MORTON STATUTE IS IN PLACE Ready for Unveiling Ceremonies to Be Held October 28. NEBRASKA CITY—The statute of the late J. Sterling Morton has been put in place in Morton park and is now ready for the unveiling ceremon ies on Saturday, October 28. A mem ber of ex-President Grover Cleveland’s cabinet will probably accompany him to this city. Mr. Cleveland will de liver the unveiling address and a number of men of national reputation will also be on the program. The railroad companies will run a number of special trains to this city on that day, and the citizens are pre paring to entertain an immense crowd of persons. Seats will be ar ranged east of the monument to ac commodate about 10,000 people, and they will be so placed that the occu pants can easily hear the speakers and witness the uuveiling of the monu ment. Chamberlain Case Is Set. TECUMSEH—District court in and for Nemaha county will convene in Auburn next Monday, with Judge B. F. Good of Wahoo on the bench. On Tuesday the case against Charles M. Chamberlain of this city, ex-bank cashier, will come up for trial in that county, it having been takn there on a change of venue. Numerous wit nesses from this city, and attorneys and others interested, will attend the trial. Johnson Grows Apples. TECUMSEH—It develops that there are some apples in Johnson county. Albert Russell, proprietor of a local misery, has been buying the fruit over the county and shipping it west. At retail the apples are bringing from $1 to $1.25 per bushel, and are of fairly good quality. New Rule of Court. LINCOLN—When an erroneous in struction which otherwise would be prejudical to the defendant is given to a jury, and there is also an in struction given which correctly states the law, the erroneous instruction is cured by the latter. This is he de cision. of the supreme court in the Turley murder case. By it is created precedent which lawyers say will rev olutionize practice in certain classes of criminal casses. Formerly, erron eous instructions prejudical to the de fendant have always been declared suf ficient to secure reversal. WANTS TO GET OUT OF PRISON Juror Claims He Was Frightened by Threat. LINCOLN—A juror has told Govern or Mickey he consented to bringing in a verdict of guilty against Charles Russell of Sioux county because some of his fellow jurors threatened to throw him out of a second story win dow if he stood out for acquittal. Russell was accused of killing Alois Staudenmeier and was sentenced to twenty years in prison. He began serving his sentence in 1902. An ap plication has been made for a pardon, and the matter will be investigated. Railroads Short of Laborers. Owing to the scarcity of labor the railroads of Nebraska have appealed to the state labor bureau for help. One road reported that it had 1,500 cars on the tracks for repairs and that alto gether the roads could use about 700 men, from the common laborer up to the skilled mechaaic. Girls Commits Suicide. LEXINGTON—Miss Leua Carr, a girl about twenty years old employed in Greenwood’s restaurant at this place committed suicide by cutting her throat with a carving knife. She died almost instantly, before medical aid could reach her. No cause for the deed is known. Beet Harvest in Phelps. M’COOK—The Standard Beet Sugar company has commenced pulling beets for its first shipment of sugar beets to the Ames factory from this section of Nebraska. Favors Maximum Rate. LINCOLN—Attorney General Brown declared that he favored a maximum rate law passed by congress to pre vent the accumulation of large amounts in the surplus funds of in surance companies. He advanced this as a solution for the difficulties experienced from the attacks of grafters. Stolen Clothing Found.. WEST POINT—Twenty suits of clothes, being the major part of the plunder stolen from the clothing store of Schmitt Brothers two months ago, were found hidden in a clump of bushes near the river on the farm of Sch instock Brothers. Chicken Thieves Busy. PLATSMOUTH—Some of the citi zens residing in this city and vicinity are discussing a project to organize a vigilance committee for the purpose of putting an end to the operations of a gang of chicken thieves. Beet Factory Commences Run. GRAND ISLAND—The American Beet Sugar company started on this years crop of beets and it is expected that the plant will run, day and night with only one or two stops for clean ing up, until after the holidays. W. W. Booth Assassinated. BEATRICE—Word was received here that W. W. Booth, formerly of this city, but who several years ago removed to Hillsboro, Ore., had been shot and killed while going to the postofiice. Woman Sues for Damages. PLATTSMOUTH—Because of per manent injuries alleged to have been caused by a fall on a defective walk, Mrs. Lucy Worl has filed a suit in the district court against the Burlington railroad company for $1950. ONLY WAR NOW IN PROGRESS IS IN SOUTHWEST AFRICA ? MAP SHOWING REGION OF WORLD’S ONLY WAR I It is In southwest Africa where the Herreros in their revolt against the German government have in two years taken 1,150 lives and caused a total loss and expense of nearly $100,000, 000. Settlers have been massacred and detachments of troops ambuscaded and slaughtered. So disastrous has been the administration of Gov. Von Trotha that the kaiser has recalled him. The country Is naturally adapted for guerrilla warfare and water is very scarce. European horses can not sur vive in the climate and the native stock is depleted. Hendrik Witbooi, chief spirit in the rebellion, was formerly an ally of the Germans. It is related that he became a rebel after his daughter was kid naped by German soldiers and taken to their camp. Twenty thousand Ger man troops are engaged in the war. Edhem Pasha, Brave Soldier Edhem Pasha’s death takes out of the military circles of Europe one of the fiercest and boldest fighters the world has ever known. SkobelofT, who was pitted against him time and time again at Plevna, called him “that Moslem demon,” and Archibald Forbes wrote glowingly of his skill in de fense. How Edhem Pasha and SkobelofT first came face to face was graphi cally described by Forbes at the time of the surrender of Plevna to the Rus sians. “It was a bitterly cold morning.” he wrote, “but vre had a bright sun, and the wind for once had ceased to whistle over the mountain tops. We had known twenty-four hours before that the fighting was over, and had taken that long breath that comes to men after a hard race is run. Now the Russian generals were to receive the surrender of as brave an army as ever was gathered together. “The dead and the dying were every where still, and far beyond the trenches there were sights it were bet ter if no man might ever see. But in this great open to which we had come, this amphitheater shaped in the mountains by God, only the pride of Victory, and the anguish of defeat con fronted each other. “Skobeloff led the gay assemblage of Russian officers. He had been so busy all night arranging the details of the surrender he had not changed his uniform of white and gold which he always wore in battle. Here by the cuffs were splotches of human blood, for SkobelofT himself had fought in the ditches the day previous, fought until his sword was broken and the dead were about him as high as a wall. “His staff had put on the brightest and newest of uniforms and Skobeloff shrugged his shoulders as he caught the glance of my eye at his own. Gay ly waving his hand, he shouted out in French: “ ‘They’ll have to take me as 1 came up to them yesterday.’ “So they did—Osman Pasha came first, stepping bravely, as became a proud and strong man. He faced Sko beloff for just an instant, each saluted, each took the other’s measure. Ed hem Pasha came next and we all stud ied him most curiously, for it was he who weeks before had prevented sur render and whose stubborn defense and sorties had cost the Russians thousands of men. “He had a wonderful, kindly eye, a quick step, a way of looking at you as some men strike blows—straight from the shoulder. Our scouts and spies had told us much about him, innumer able tales of his daring. Indeed, so much was said about him in the hours of the deepest Russian discour agement that Skobeloff pettishly ex claimed one day: “ ‘Is there no one else in the Turk ish army but this man?’ “However, Skobeloff respected his bravery immensely and this morning of the surrender took great pains to make his salute most cordial and to show that one brave man never hu miliates another. It did not take long for the signing of the necessary pa pers. The staff held back while the distinguished prisoners and Skobeloff chatted in French. Skobeloff was never ig better humor than that morn ing, as he well had the right to be. He was all vivacity, smiles, and high strung nervousness. In his pocket he had the telegrams of congratulations from the emperor and which paved the way for future honors for him. The sun rose for him that day. “The Turks, on the contrary, never smiled. Their eyes were inexpress ibly sad. They made it quite plain that they wished the surrender ar rangements made as short as possible that they might withdraw to privacy. When Skobeloff proposed a glass of wine Osman Pasha looked at Edhem, then both gravely declined, as I was told later, on account of some relig ious scruple. “As the Turkish troops filed by we could see what awful straits they had been put to. They stepped like veter ans, but their bodies were emaciated, their clothes in tatters, shoes gone and rags wound in their place. Many of the men were sobbing aloud for the surrender. The Russians were most courteous to them; the rank and file of the victors behaved splendidly. “When everything was over the two Turkish generals made Skobeloff a profound bow and requested permis sion to withdraw, which he gave at once. They did not look back as they went away. Osman Pasha had his eyes on the ground. Edham Pasha his on the mountain peaks and blood stained defense below.”—Chicago Post. TOO FAST IN HIS CONCLUSION. Collins Not Aware of Character of Woman’s Husband. The late Patrick A. Collins, mayor of Boston, studied law at Harvard. A Harvard man said of him: “Collins wras above all things a friend of progress. The progress of woman delighted him. He was glad to see a woman educating herself from a shut-in and subordinate place in the household into a free and equal part nership with her husband there. “He liked to see a wife treated lib erally and reasonably. Nothing an gered him more than to see a coarse, low-witted brute of a man domineer ing over a woman twice his superior in quickness and intelligence. “On the subject of household ex penses I had him tell a committee of women once about a certain home mis sionary movement. “In this movement every participant was to contribute a dollar that she had earned herself by hard work. “The night of the dollar’s collection came and various and droll were the stories of the money’s earning. One woman had shampooed her hair, an other had baked doughnuts, another had got newspaper subscriptions, and so on. “The chairman turned to a hand some woman in the front row. “ ‘Now. madam, it is your turn,’ he said. ‘How did you earn your dol lar?’ “ ‘I got itifrom my husband,’ she an swered. “ ‘Oho,’ said he. ‘From your hus band? There was no hard work about that.’ “The woman smiled faintly. ' “ ‘You don’t know my husband,’ she said.”—Chicago Chronicle. Work Being Done at the Cape. Kipling says he goes down to the Cape in Africa every year to see the first chapter of Genesis alive, the world in creation, a civilization which is being made out of fragments. American Fraternal Orders. There are in America more than 200 fraternal beneficiary orders, with a combined membership of over 5,000, 00Q, who are protected to the extent of more than $7,500,000,000, and have distributed benefits to disabled mem bers amounting to more than $825, 000,000. In 1904 alone they distribut ed $65,000,000, or at the rate of $1, 250.000 per week, besides paying over 4.000 death claims last year. Sixty four of these orders have a member ship of over 10,000, and the others from 5,000 to 7,000. A Money-Lender’s Bequest. Signor Florio, an aged money-lenjl er at Naples, who committed suicide some time ago by leaping out of a window, has left his estate, valued at four million lire, to the Hospital for Incurables on condition that m the wards built with the money a com memorative. tablet shall be placed, bearing the following inscription: “The money which I obtained from the wealthy, which in their turn they wrested from the poor, now returns to the poor.” Aged Postoffice Clerks. An aged clerk in the Boston post office, because of age and infirmities has resigned from his position. He is now 82 years old and has been em ployed in the service nearly fifty-seven years. In point of age the money order clerk in the Belfast postoffice, Augustus Perry, surpasses the record of the Boston clerk, Mr. Perry having passed his ninetieth birthday last May. He daily performs his duties at the office and is smart and active as a man many years his junior.— Bagor (Me.) Commercial. Five Million Dollars an Acre. The price to be paid by the London County Council for a small strip of land fronting Piccadilly and St. James street is the highest yft reached. For the 1,200 square feet to be acquired by the municipal authority for street im provements the owners asked a sum that worked out the enormous figure of $7,500,000 per acre. They have ac tually been awarded under arbitration an amount representing about $5,000, 0Q0 per acre, including, of course, com nan Ration for disturbance. HAS CURE FOR TUBERCULOSIS. Prof. Behring, Austrian Scientist, Makes Important Announcement. Prof. Behring, who believes he has discovered a certain cure for consump tion, is the discoverer of the antitoxin I 1 cure for diphtheria, now in universal use. Prof. Behring first made public mention of his consumption cure two and a half years ago, when he an nounced he was experimenting on cows, from which the serum is ob tained. Prof. Behring is an Austrian. As a scientist he ranks with Pasteur and Koch. Revived Old Friendship. Col. Leroy Templeton and Jame9 C. Totten of Indianapolis are large land owners in Newton county, Indiana. They are also friends of many years' standing. Some time ago they got into a dispute regarding their adjoin ing property and Templeton sued for $100,000 damages. The case was fought through several terms and the old friends had become enemies. One day they met by accident in Kentland. Acting on a sudden impulse, Totten extended his hand and said: "We’re a couple of fools.” Templeton grasped the proffered hand, cordially agreed with the observation made and in half an hour the two were dining together, having reached an agreement.—Chi cago Chronicle. SPLENDID RECORD OF SERVICE. Career of Major General George Mor ton Randall, Retired. Major General George Morton Ran dall, commander of the northern di vision of the United States army, who has retired by reason of having reached the age limit of 64 years, is a native of Ohio. He entered the army in April, 1861, as a private in the Fourth Pennsylvania infantry and was made a second lieutenant the follow ing July. In the civil war he was brev etted four times for gallantry. In the Spanish war he was made a brigadier general of volunteers. He organized the military forces of Alaska and sup pressed a reign of lawlessness in that territory. Repartee With a Sting. An old-time lawyer relates this inci dent of Joseph H. Choate’s career at the bar. He was opposed to a hot tempered attorney by no means his equal in repartee. In the progress ot the case Choate’s adversary wholly departed from his self-control and threatened physical hurt to his oppo nent. “I can whip six like you,” as serted the lawyer. Choate looked at him with a profound, calm contempt. “When I was a boy,” he returned, “my father owned a bull. He wras a won der to fight. He could whip all the cattle In the neighborhood and did it. But at that,” concluded the young man, “he couldn’t win a lawsuit.” Witty Autograph Brought Gift. Andrew Carnegie greatly admires Ernest Haeckel, the famous scientist of the University of Jena, and not long ago he commissioned a young man who was about to become a stu dent at Jena to get him a Haeckel au tograph. The autograph in English, in due course arrived. It read: "Er nest Haeckel gratefully acknowledges the receipt from Andrew Carnegie of a Zumpt microscope for the biological laboratory of the Jena university.” A microscope, needless to say, arrived, with Mr. Carnegie’s compliments, at Jena, within a few weeks. Whose Tramp Was This? A Scotch tramp having collapsed ex actly on the boundary line between Cockermouth and Wigton (Cumber land) unions, a question as to which union was called upon to relieve him was gravely discussed by Wigton board. As it happened that the tramp's head and body were on the Wigton side of the line, it was argued that this was the portion of his anatomy most needing assistance. Wigton agreed to accept the responsibility.— London News. 27 Inches of Rain in Two Days. Saturday and Sunday witnessed the first really heavy rain that the pres ent monsoon has brought to western India beyond the Ghats. The cause was a storm which mov ed into Gujarat and centered about Ahmedabad, to which it gave twenty seven inches of rain in the two days. Such a downpour has brought the usual consequences of damage by flood to the railway lines and inter ruption to the train service.—Lahore Tribune. MEN OF PROMINENCE IN PEORIA FINANCIAL SCANDAL I a QUESTION FOR NAVAL EXPERTS Disagreement Over the Value of the Swift Cruiser. A significant statement was made a day or two ago by a member of one of the great shipbuilding firms in Eng land. Speaking at a banquet after the launching of the armored cruiser Na tal, he said that he believed the Natal would be the last cruiser of her type built for the British navy; that hence forth the fighting ships of King Ed ward’s navy would be battleships ex clusively, heavily armored and equip ped with big guns alone. It was only a few years ago that armored cruisers were considered indispensable to a strong navy. It was contended that their thick suits of armor and their speed would render them invaluable In battle; that they would be able to make a stand against the battleship, and if they got the worst of it could easily run away. If the armored cruiser is now to disappear from the navies of the world the United States and Great Britain will suffer most. Great Britain has a large number of vessels of this type, while the United States is completing some of the finest cruisers afloat. France also would be hard hit were the armored cruiser forced into innocuous desuetude. Per haps the case is not as hopeless as the English expert imagines.—Baltimore Sun. THE STATESMAN RUSSIA NEEDS. _ Witte’s Great Opportunity as Premier of the Country. The Czar is evidently disposed to make use of this distinguished serv ant’s sagacity in the treatment of these same domestic problems. If the pre dictions that are appearing from day to day are warranted he is preparing to associate him more intimately with the affairs of government and invest him with a larger measure of authority than ever before. Count Witte is to day the great man of Russia, infinitely greater through recognized achieve ment than his master is through hered itary power, and, what is more, the social and political homage that is be ing rendered him by Russian official dom is the strongest confirmation of the fact. If he is made premier of Russia, with all that the title implies, we shall see a new departure in na tional policy that will elicit rejoicing among the people and win the plaudits of the world.—Boston Transcript. Close Espionage in Japan. Dr. Baelz, who was a professor in the medical department of the Tokio university for a quarter of a century and who, as reported the other day, is now back in Stuttgart, gives an in stance of the espionage which prevails in Japan. One of his best friends in Tokio was the Russian ambassador, who one day summoned him to his house, as he was ill. Dr. Baelz re mained with him tw'o hours. A few days later war was declared. From that moment the mikado and his cour tiers treated him with icy politeness in place of the former cordiality. He finally succeeded in discovering the cause. A local journal had denounced him as a spy. He went straight to court and explained the matter. The mikado, convinced of his innocence, promptly begged his pardon and sum moned the editor of the journal re ferred to, who also had to apologize to the professor. Eminent Musician Leaves Country.' The fact has just ben made public that Dudley Buck, the eminent Ameri can composer of church music, has expatriated himself and will pass the remainder of his life in Munich. Mr. Buck sailed for Europe several weeks ago, but it was not then disclosed that he intended to remain abroad. It has been known that Mr. Buck was dissatisfied, but it seems extraordi nary that, at his age (he was born in Hartford, Conn., March 10, 1839), he should thus abandon his native coun try. Shaw’s Unpardonable Whiskers. George Bernard Shaw, who has been indulging in some acrid criti cism of American literary taste, has the most unpardonable set of whis kers which ever grew out of a man's face. A recent critic remarked: “There are many things for which a man may not be censured, but his whiskers are his own fault.” Shaw has a set which ^iffuses itself all over his collar and shou’lers and makes it impossible to determine whether he wear* * collar and shirt Robert Scholes, state’s attorney, and A. M. Otman, his assistant, are the two officials who have presented the evi dence before the grand jury at Peoria, 111., which has indicted N. C. Dough erty, revealing the greatest scandal in the city’s history. Charles H. Bosworth of Chicago has been appointed receiver for the Peoria National bank, following the decision of the directors to place the institution in the hands of the government as a result of the indictment of its presi dent, N. C. Dougherty. Mr. Bosworth is a national bank examiner and is well acquainted with financial affairs in Peoria. He was at one time man i ager of the Chicago, Peoria and St. Louis railway and later was president of the Peoria and Pekin railway. HOPED TO WARD OFF DISASTER. Valet Had Confession to Make After Hyde's Hint James Hazen Hyde, of whose com ing marriage there are rumors, is noted for his kindness to his servants. In the world of service no place is more eagerly sought after than one with Mr. Hyde. "After the opera I went home with Hyde one evening,” said a member of the Rittenhouse club, “for supper. On either end of the library mantel stood a superb Japanese carving in ivory. “ ‘By Jove, what beautiful pieces,’ I said, taking one down. And then I started, for the carving in my hand had been broken and awkwardly glued together again. I called Hyde’s atten tion to the fracture and he sent for his man. Nivins,’ he said, ‘this ivory is broken.’ “ Yes. sir. I had an accident,’ the servant answered confusedly. " ‘But it has been glued together,’ said Hyde. ‘I call it unpardonable of you to glue it together—to Iconceal it. If you had come to me openly and said you had broken it I'd have forgiven you-” “ 'Excuse me, sir,’ said Nivins eager ly, ‘the other’s broke.’ ” LEARNED DISCOURSE ON HAMS. Some Yield to Treatment, While Oth ers Are Incurable, Says Writer. An anxious reader writes to Inquire how to cure a ham. That depends upon what is the matter with the ham. Some hams are in the last stages and should be sent to the home for incur ables. Others may be cured by heroic measures, such as operations, amputa tions and the like. The sliced ham that is served Sunday evenings at the conventional boarding house is too far gone, as a rule, to be cured. The only thing to do is to fumigate it and hang it out where the pure air will strike it, thus rendering its last days as com fortable as possible. Ordinary sand wich ham may be cured by liberal doses of tomato catsup or chili sauce. This does not apply, however, to the railroad station sandwich ham. That belongs to the incurable ward. In ex treme cases it sh6uld be buried in quicklime—as quick as possible. Chris tian Science may be able to cure some hams, but they must be treated in the early stages if cures are to be effected. We have known hams which the very longest and strongest stretch of Im agination could not cure.—Portland Oregonian. Value of Advertising. Some of the benefits of advertising are well indicated by an Englishman who tells of “a prominent manufac turer whose principal output was an article which sold for a shilling, and which, being extensively advertised, was also extensively imitated. In order to meet the competition of substitutes the manufacturer set apart a portion of his output and sold it at six-pence under another name. The six-penny article knocked out the competition, but though it was identical with the shilling article except in name, it never sold well. The shilling goods were advertised, the six-penny goods were not. The unadvertised product could not compete with the advertised prod uct at half the price."—Louisville Courier-Journal. Underground Garden. A clever Dublinite has turned a de serted wine cellar In his native city Into an underground market garden In this retreat, which once sheltered barrels and casks of fiery liquors now grow seakale. rhubarb and mush-’ rooms. As the produce is right In the heart of the market district the city farmer has no railway charges to pay, and In truth many of his cus tomers. desirous of obtaining fresh vegetables, visit his underground farm and select what they desire by the light of a lantern. Universal Envy. '•There Is not a man in the world no matter how low his station may’be who is not at some time the object of envy,” remarked the tall man in black who was fond of platitudes. • You’re right.” said the man with the grip. *'t wished I was «n Italian pick handler on a railroad last night when I saw a bunch of them sound asleep across the aim rests |n » tion where ! had ,o sit awake fo„r hours waiting for a tralu. «-T‘ " Haute ««s,r