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"No, love," she said, “I do not say That I will give you all the space In closet, bureau, trunk—I may Ask for myself a little space, But you shall have your very own. The thing that you have languished for; Yes, you. because I love you. love, Shall have the lowest bureau drawer." He thanked her. What else could he do? For well he knew her fond Intent To prove her love was wondrous true. Of sacrifice and yearning blent. "Oh. love," he said, "full well I know The wondrous love, affection sweet. That prompts you now to promise me A bureau drawer as mine, complete.* *Twas almost ten sweet years ago. And ever since when be has gone Unto that drawer he’s found, you know, Satins and laces, silks and lawn. And women’s gloves, and bric-a-brac, And things no man would e’er disclose; But still he minds it not at all, For he is married and—he knows. —Sunset Magazine. (Copyright, 1905, by Dally Story Pub. Co.) “That Is all, I believe," said Battle sea, as he rose and buttoned his ooat across his breast. “I saw the Eng lishman In New York, and he will be on here next week. Have the report very specific, this and that vein out cropping at the surface, so much ore to the ton, and so many tons exca vated with but a minimum of expense. He has unlimited tooney to squander, and is wild to throw it into mine holes; but he likes details. Give it to him in the way of veins and promis ing Indications and computations. And, oh, yes, while about it you might take a peep in Faxon’s mine adjoin ing. Make a few golden notes about that also. After purchasing from me, the Englishman may as well buy out Faxon. The two mines could be op erated as one. We will impress that on him—after we have sold. Old Faxon can’t afford to hire a mine ex pert himself and I shall be glad to help him a little. Make the reports all right. The Englishman has heard of you and will accept the report without question. You understand?” Yes, Clint Bayland understood, and he understood the significance of a small roll which Battlesea's hand dropped carelessly upon his desk as he turned and went out. It was a first installment for his reputation. And Clara Faxon, the most beautiful girl in twenty miles round, was the daugh ter of the old man whom Battlesea would be glad to help. He walked irritably to the window of the office and looked out, not dar ing to trust his eyes with a second glance at the small roll on his desk. He did need the money, sorely, more than he would care to have any one know. And it was only an indication of what would come. With Battlesea, who owned more mine and town prop erty than any ten men in the country, as his friend, his prosperity would be assured. But somehow, the thought of the prosperity did not give him the pleas ure that it ought. Oddly enough his mind went over the snow-clad peaks to the mother he had left in the East, and from her to—Clara Faxon. What would they think? A smart runabout swung up to the office door, and a handsome young fel low of about his own age raised a beckoning finger. The other occupant of the runabout was Clara Faxon. Clint left the window and went to the door. “Hello, Bayland," the man called af fably; “be "busy to-morrow?” “In the morning, yes. But I can spare you part of the afternoon, Mr. Beele, if that will do.” “Nicely. I want you to take a run through my mine and make a report of its general characteristics. I haven’t opened it much yet, but the indications I think point to a good thing. However, there’s a rumor of a big syndicate’s buyer approaching and any of us will sell if we can get our price. Say two sharp, and I will be there to go through with you." “Very well. You may look for me.” As the runabout whirled away, . Clara Faxon’s eyes flashed him a kindly glance over her shoulder. Of late he had thought her manner a shade more friendly. Perhaps even Battlesea and Mr. Deele— But, pshaw! and he turned abruptly and went back into the office. At the desk he stood for fully a minute, gazing down at the roll, the fine wrinkles again coming between his brows. Then with an Impatient movement he swept the roll into his desk and turned the key. Some chance visitor might come in and notice it lying there. The next day his -examination of Battlesea’s mine turned out as he ft was a first Installment for his repu tation. feared—the property was absolutely worthless as an investment. And Faxon’s was no better. The only dif ference was- that old Faxon believed implicitly in his mine, while Battle sea did not. So in selling, at what ever price, one would be honest and the other a self-conscious swindler. From Faxon’s mine, Clint went straight to Deele’s, a quarter of a mile away, expecting the same result. Bat when he left it, late in the after noon. there was a strange look on his face. He had examined many mines, some of them very rich, but none had been like Deele's. If he made a con scientious report this would be the mine sold, at a fabulous price, and Deele, from being merely a prosper ous man, would bea>me an immense ly rich one. Moredjfer, it would make Battlesea his bitter enemy, and prac tically would mean his ruin at this place. And ruin, of course, meant los ing whatever chance he had of win ning Clara Faxon. « The wrinkles were deep in his fore head when he entered the office and dropped down at his desk, his head upon his arms. He wanted to think, to reason the thing out in a sensible, practical manner, but could not. His mother kept slipping in between him -- 1 “You did nobly, and I—n and his thoughts, and with her came Clara Faxon. He knew what his mother’s searching eyes meant, and he fancied there was something in the girl’s straight gaze that looked out upon life in much the same way. But she was on the other side of the black gulf, and he must step across to reach her. Once there, by her side, with those eyes as inspiration, he felt there could be no heights too great, no plains too broad, for them to com pass together. It was a long, bitter fight, lasting through the night and into the gray dawn of the next day; but in the end his mother won, and with haggard face he made the small roll into a secure package and returned it to Battlesea by his office boy, stating it was something that had been left In his office by mistake. Then from his notes he made out the reports for the three mines. One afternoon, a week later, while writing to the management of a min ing company in another state in re gard to a position, he heard someone enter, but, thinking it the office boy, did not turn. Then: “I—I beg your pardon, Mr. Bayland. Can I speak with you a moment?” He whirled In his chair, to find Clara Faxon standing before him, her face a little pale, but her eyes glow ing. “Oh, Mr. Bayland,” ehe cried im petuously, before he could speak: “Papa, and Mr. Battlesea are so angry with you. I thought you must have done something dreadful from the way they have been talking; but this morning I learned Just how it was, and hurried here thinking you might feel bad at their being angry. You did nobly, and I—everybody ought to be proud of you. I—I-” She stopped suddenly, confusedly, for ha had eaught both her hands and wi* gazing into her eyes In a way thfct could not be misunderstood. Her breath quickened a little, then the eyes met hlB squarely, and the hands were not withdrawn. Carries His Own Glass. “Give me a glass of orange phos phate,” said the red-faced man. Then he took a tall, thin glass from his coat pocket and passed It over '„o the clerk. "What’s that for?” asked the clerk. “To put the phosphate said the man. “I can’t drink out of your glasses. I sat in a place once where I could see you fellows dabble your spoohs and glasses in that little pool under the counter. That was enough for me. Since then, when I go out for a soda or phosphate, I take my own glass along. You needn’t be afraid of it. It Is regulation size. It won’t hold a drop more than your own glasses. The only difference is it is clean. Hurry up, please.” The clerk seemed In doubt, but h*e mixed the phosphate. The fastidious man sipped it with appreciative smacks and glared contemptuously the while upon the common, herd who took their refreshments from drug store glasses. Ministered to His Enjoyment. “Tommy, for the land’s sake, where hare you been for the last two hours?” “Been havin’ a good time with an automobile.” “You don’t mean to say you’ve been taking a ride in one?” “Naw! Standin’ off an’ hollerin’ ‘get a horse!’ at a feller that was tryin’ to make a busted machine go.” —Chicago Tribune PAT RAFFERTY AND THE TELLER Doubt as to His Identity Worried This Irishman. There is a rule in one at least of the savings banks in Massachusetts that when a passbook Is presented with an order for payment from the depositor the identification of the payee is re quired L»r amounts exceeding $100. One day an Irishman, evidently not long in this country, appeared at the paying teller’s window for a draft of $123, presenting a passbook and an order from the owner of the book to pay Patrick Rafferty the amount. The order was in proper form, but the payee was not known to the teller. “Do you know any Of the officers here?” he asked of Pat. “No, sor,” replied Pat. “Well, then, you will have to be identified to us in some way.” JiWhat’s that?” asked the now con fused Irishman. “Why,” explained the teller, "you will have to get some one whom *e know and who knows you to come in here and Identify you. You might be anybody, and we want to be sure that we are paying Patrick Rafferty.” Pat looked dazed and went over to a seat and for ten or fifteen minutes looked stupidly at the passbook and order. Finally he approached the window again, with the most dubious look im aginable on his face, and said, “Say, young feller, if I’m not Pat Rafferty, who the divil am I?” HIS CLIENT WON THE CASE. Impressive Appeal Backed Up by De fendant’s Appearance. The»late Charles P. Thompson of the Massachusetts supreme court at one time in his practice had a client named Michael Dougherty, who had been ar rested for the illegal sale of liquor. The police had no evidence except one pint of whisky, which their search of his alleged kitch^p bar room revealed. In the superior court this evidence was produced and a somewhat vivid claim made of prima facie evidence of guilt by the prosecuting attorney. Dur ing all this Mr. Thompson wras silent. When his turn came for the defense he arose and said: “Michael Dougherty, take the stand.” And “Mike,” with big red nose, unshaven face, bleared eyes and a general appearance of dilapidation and dejection, took the stand. “Michael Dougherty, look upon the jury. Gentlemen of the jury, look on Michael Dougherty,” said Mr. Thomp son. All complied. Mr. Thompson himself, silently and steadily gazing at “Mike” for a moment, slowly and with solemnity, turned to the jury and said: “Gentlemen of the jury, do you mean to say to this court and to me that you honestly and truly believe that Michael Dougherty, if he had a pint of whisky, would sell it?” , It is needless to say “Mike” was acquitted. -.---. Dead or Not, He Was Burled. Over twenty years ago S. P. Ives, a well-known legal light of Essex coun ty, and Charles P. Thompson of the superior court were pitted against each other in an important life insur ance case at Salem, Mr. Ives for the company and Mr. Thompson for the plaintiff. Mr. Thompson was very anxious to put into the case certain affidavits, and Mr. Ives was equally strenuous in opposition. After lengthy arguments the judge decided in Mr. Thompson’s favor, and he proceeded to read, with much em phasis, depositions relating to surgi cal treatment, death, funeral and last the interment of the insured. As Mr. Thompson finished reading this, which was from a sexton of the cemetery, giving name, date, number of burial lot, etc., he threw the papers upon the table and, addressing the judge, said, with a bit of impediment in speech which sometimes bothered him: “There, your honor. P-perhaps Bro. Ives don’t be-believe this man is dead! B-but we’ve b-burled him, any way."-^Boston Herald. Why Hg Hadn’t Kissed Her. On Sixth avenue yesterday after noon a handsomely dressed woman with a profusion of blonde hair was walking by the side of her husband. As the couple passed a department store the woman’s attention was at tracted by a tailor-made gown, and she left her husband to examine it more closely. When she returned she seemed annoyed. “You never look at anything that interests me any more," she camplained. “You don’t care how I dress. You don’t care for me any more. Why, you haven’t even kissed me for a month.” "Indeed, I am sorry, but it is not my fault,” said the man to whom she had Just been speaking. Turning the woman looked at him, gasped and mumbled out an apology. She had taken the arm of a stranger. —New York Press. 1 A Modern Convenience. When Albert Bigelow Paine, the ex perinced author of “The Van Dwell ers,” was looking about him for a home in suburban New York before he found his nest on Long Island, he was interviewed by a farmer who had a house to sell somewhere up the country. He described the place in sunset and sunrise and green field and yellow grain colors, and Mr. Paine listened. “Has the house any of the modem conveniences?” he asked. “You bet it has,” replied the farmer with enthusiasm. “Is that so?” “Ye^siree; it’s got the very latest —there’s a trolley car runs within a half mile of the front door.” Good Night! "Good night!” so low and sweet The homely phrase resounds With far re-echoed beat' Beyond the garden bounds, “Good night!” the jasmine sighs, “Good night!” the rose replies. “Good night!” as sad and clear As song of nightingale The two brief words I hear. While west the moon doth saiL "Good night! Alas we part!” “Good night! O deafest heart!” "Good night!” The moon does wane: More purple grows the sky, And duskier the plain Where sleeping farmsteads lie. “Good night! and dreams of peace Till darkness have surcease v‘ Ah, long have gone their way Fair Venus and red Mars; Yet for us shine for aye Love’s everlasting stars! So. whilst time taketh flight, "Good night'"—and then “Goo' night*” V.'i'V— '-i Boston Transcript Various Kinds of Ivory • ^ - > ■ ■ ■— . ... « — Enormous Amount Is Exported from Africa Yearly for Use in Europe—Large Deposits of Mammoth Tusks. Ivory Is, strictly speaking, obtained only from the tusks of the elephant, :he finest of which comes from the coast of Africa. This hard, heavy, find grained green or guinea ivory is es teemed for its transparency, and be cause its light yellow or pale blood tint, unlike the whiteness of other dnds which becomes yellow, bleaches with age The different species of African elephant supply almost all the ivory used in Europe. Its quantity is enormous. The British importation 1900 was 1,176,000 pounds, which rep resent 60,000 tusks. One London firm sells 10,000 tusks yearly in billiard balls. Under so heavy a drain the sup ply must fail, but to fall back upon are remarkable deposits of mammoth tusks which have accumulated on the rivers discharging into the Arctic ocean. Sinee man began to express him self in art he has made use of ivory Here, however, the term has a wider application. It covers the teeth of the hippopotamus, the long tusks of the walrus, and even the single tooth or , the narwhale. Under the description of ivories come carving in polished stag’s-horn and in bone. The most re markable of prehistoric Ivories is the representation of a head and shoulder of an ibex ca/ved in reindeer horn, ' which is done with so much science and observation, though the work of a cave-dweller of Dordogne, that natur alists are able to assign it to the ibex of the Alps rather than that of the Pyrenees. Billiard balls are turned from the most perfect elephant tusks; not nec essarily the largest, for the best and most costly are made from teeth scarcely larger than the balls them selves in diameter, and known as ball teeth. Some of the balls turned from even these are better than others. They are of higher grade the nearer they are to the termination of the rerve which runs through the tusk, and the smaller thl9 is, as may be observed in the black speck to be seen on a ball, the better the quality. Fossil or blue ivory is sometimes found in commerce, and Is used occa sionally in the manufacture of jewelry. It is evidently from the tusks of ante* deluvian mammoths buried in the earth for thousands of years, during which time they have become slowly penetrated with metallic salts, which have given them a peculiar blue color, allowing them to be used as tw quoises. Preparing the Raw Opium _____ How the Drug Is Extracted From the Poppy and Made Into Balia—Will Keep Its Proper ties Fifteen Years or More. . ,The- preparation of “raw” opium In North India Is carried out as follows: In February, as a rule, the Juice is gathered, the poppy plant being then In full flower and of a height of three or four feet, each stem having from two to five capsules of the size of a duck's egg, says the Tropical Agricul turist. Before the capsules are pierced the fallen petals of the flowers are carefully gathered and sorted accord ing to conditions, In three grades, and then are heated over a slow fire and formed Into thin cakes, or to be used for the covering of the drug when col lected. The piercing of the pods re quires great skill and upon It largely depends the yield. The opium farmer and his assistants each carry a small lancelike tool, which has three or four short, sharp prongs and with these a half-dozen perpendicular cuts are made in each, capsule or seed pod of the poppy. The Juice begins to flow at once, but quickly congeals. The day after the thickened Juice is carefully gathered, being scraped off with a small Iron trowel, and the mass thus gathered Is put Into an earthen vessel and kept carefully stirred for & month or more, great care being taken to have It well aired, but not exposed to the gun. The material Is now exam ined by expert testers, who determine its grade or quality, and then the whole is put into a large box, where it is worked very much in the Bame fashion as baker’s dough, to give it the required consistency. The opium is now made into balls for export; the natives wade about in the large vats containing the paste-like drug and hand it? out to hundreds of ball-mak ers sitting around the room. Every man has a spherical brass cap, lined with the poppy flower petals, before him. Into this is pressed the regula tion quantity of opium. From this brass cup, when properly pressed, the opium ball is transferred to another man, who gives it a coating of clay. This gives the drug, when ready for shipment, the appearance of a fair sized cannon ball. When well pre pared in this, manner opium will keep its properties for fifteen years or more. Before it can be used the opium balls have to be broken up and further treated. Manila Now Well Governed It Is Asserted That Complete Order Prevails in the Filipino City — Improved System oi Land Registration. Judge James Ross of the Court of First Instance of the Philippines is at the Raleigh in Washington. He went to the island in 1899 from Tacoma, Wash., where he had been an attor ney, as captain of volunteers. From that position to governor of the prov ince of Ambos Camorianes in southern Luzon and assistant attorney-general and judge-at-large were the successive steps won by his efficiency. He has his headquarters at Manila. “The Judicial system of the Philip pine islands,” said Judge Ross to the Washington Post, “is working out suc cessfully, with nine natives and fif teen Americans on the Court of First Instance and three natives and four Americans on the Supreme court. The first series of courts Is about the same as the state superior or district courts in the United States. During the past two or three years, since the estab * . lishment of peaceful conditions, the number of criminal cases tried has de creased. To-day ,lt Is safer to walk at midnight in the streets of Manila than In the streets of Chicago. There was a time when there were many maraud ing bands, but they have been appre hended, except possibly In certain dis tricts In Samar, and the people have settled down to abide by the laws of i the new Tegime. Ordinarily they are quiet and passive in disposition. “The greater part of the business of the Courts at the present time con cerns land cases. Under the old Span ish system for cehturles an intricate system of land registration was Ife vogue and therefore there Is now much litigation over the settlement of titles. This is being adjusted also through the court of land registration and the Torrens system. Each title la properly registered and simplicity pre vails. Though conditions are settled, the administrative and judicial officers of the government find plenty to do. The governors are mostly natives now.” Silly Old English Custom — — — . Example of the Follies That Pre vailed During the Reign of Charles 11—Sir Charles Sed ley’s Grim Joke. Amongst other follies of the days of Charles II., It was the custom when a gentleman drank a lady’s health as a toast, by way of doing her greater honor, to throw some part of his dress Into the fire, an example which his friends were bound to follow by con suming the same article of their appar el, whatever It might be. One of his friends, perceiving at a tavern dinner that Sir Charles Sedley had on a very rich lace cravat when he named his toast, committed his cravat to the flames as a burnt offer ing to the temporary divinity, and Sir Charles and the rest of the party were obliged to do the same. The poet bore his loss with great composure, ob serving it was a good joke, but that be would have as good a one some other time. He watched, therefore, his oppor tunity when the same party was as sembled on a subsequent occasion, and drinking off a bumper to the health of Nell Gwynne, or some other beauty of the day, he called the waiter, ana ordering a tooth-drawer into the room, whom he had previously brought to the tavern for the purpose, made him draw a decayed tooth, which long had plagued him. The rules of good fellowship, as then in force, clearly required that every one of tho com pany should have a tooth drawn also, but they very naturally expressed a hope that Sedley would not be so unmerciful as to enforce the law. Deaf, however, to all their remon strances, persuasions and entreaties, he saw them, one after another, put themselves into the haois of the operator, and whilst writhing with pain, added to their tormvnts by ex claiming: “Patience, gentlemen, patience; you know you promised that I should have my frolic, too." Prime Causes of Suicide 4 Avoidance of Phyaical Labor, It la Declared, la a Large Factor in Shaping Conduct of Thoae Who Are Tired of Life. Throughout the literature of suicide one will find that the attitude toward wage-earning and work is a larger fac tor in shaping moti/es. The dread of being forced to work after a period of leisure, the mad desire to get money by trickery and gambling devices, the scorn with which manual labor is regarded by the “successful,” is em phasized by the stories of the newly rich become suddenly poor, and who then deftly escape into the unknown and live on pensions and polite beg gary. But nothing is surer than that work is the primal condition of health and the love of life. It is the do-nothing, the fashionable, the “retired,” the woman freed from necessities and duties, that are the disease-breeders an* the miserables. The attitude of K ’ ’ ' - - " - -.— the fashionable doctors who minister to this unspeakable class Is not In frequently blameworthy. They are often encouraged by our rest cures, our flatteries and attentions. The effort to escape from drudgery is as old as civilization and as ancient as savagery. The investigator sent to study the problem of putting the na tive African negroes to useful work finds that they simply will not work. Those among the Canadian Doukho bors who would work found that the maligners and lazies were about half, and they preferred to live out of the common treasury supplied. by the workers—until the latter determined to abolish the common treasury and to receive and spend their owtf wages as other individuals do. Our civilization, economically, Is largely a device of the cunning and the lazy io establish a common treas ury. The “failure of democracy” Is largely the failure to outwit the trick sters.—American Medicine. 1 ■ In Drasma, In the vague, misty mat, at my dream* There's a puce that 1 know, where it seem* That It ruivar la night, tut a mellow half-light Through th« dlrn, shifting tree* svar stream*. And thera'a always a song In fhn air An of birds, and fh«* H«wm9 are fob. And the springtime appeals to hid* from the years And to sleep through atornlty fhersl But the roads to It turn so. and wind Through perilous passage and blind, That I never can tell, though 1 know It ho well. How to roach It—so hard *tl» to find— Fo far off from dying and hlrth. And the house* of sorrow and mirth, But I'm happy again, for she cornss to me then Whom I never may see on Oils earth. She come*, and all Borrowing* cease, And the pain that years hut increase Is stilled for a while by her wonderful smile— By her tenderness hushed into peace. And oh! If some power could make Me dreAm on to death for the so^e Of my dream-kride'e embrace and her flower-soft face I would pray I might never awake. I would pray to sleep on In the beams Of that dim, mellow half-light that gleamu Like the light of her eyes. In the region that lies On the vague, misty map of my dreams! —Cleveland Leader. Deed* That Won Honor Medals. No veteran of the civil war won his medals more fairly than did Gen. John P. Weston, now commissary gen eral of subsistence. In the summer of 1864 Weston was a major of cavalry attached to Wilson’s division. He and his men were In Alabama, some forty miles from Montgomery. Word reached Weston that there was a Con federate transport laden with supplies somewhere near the junction of the Tallapoosa and Coosa rivers. Weston was ordered to locate and capture it. While marching along the shore of the Tallapoosa he saw on the further aide of the river two or three canoes which he thought might be useful to him In hunting the transport. Strap ping his revolver on the top of his head, and ordering his men to do likewise, the major, with six follow ers, prunged Into the river, swam to the opposite bank and secured the canoes. He rowed back for the rest of hla command, and, leaving a few troops to guard the horses, went on up the Btream. At the mouth of the Coo sa he discovered the transport in a bayou a short distance ahead. Beach ing his canoes he began to make sig nals to attract the attention of those on board the transport, and presently saw a gig push off and pull toward shore. When the gig ran upon the beach the first man to step out of it was the captain of the transport. “What do you want with me?” ask ed the captain. "Who may you be?” asked Weston, answering one question with another. “I am the captain of the boat out there,” was the reply. “Then you are just the man I want ed to see,” said Weston. “I command the advance of Wilson’s cavalry, which will be along here In a few mihutes, and must ask you to surrem der yourself and your transport.” The captain, after a moment’s thought agreed to an unconditional surrender, whereupon Weston with a a portion of his command boarded the gig and, rowing to the transport, told the officer in charge that the captain had surrendered, and that he bad come to take possession of the boat. The transport was promptly turned over, taken to Montgomery and des troyed. It was for the success and daring of this undertaking that Gen. Weston was awarded a Medal of Honor. Another man who wears his medal as a result of heroism on the same field Is Col. Edward Knox of New York. Knox was then captain of the Fifteenth New York Battery and bare ly twenty years of age, but he made a victorious charge in the face of a gall ing fire. When the order was given him he tightened up his belt, and, waving his sword, shouted to his men to charge. It was one chance In ten of getting back alive, but Knox took It and lives to wear the Medal of Honor. The medal worn by Capt. Abram P. Haring, another New York veteran, recalls one of the boldest ex ploits of the civil war. For upward of an hour on the first day of February, 1864,"with a handful of men belonging to the One Hundred and Thirty-second New York Infantry, in which he was serving as first lieutenant, he held a bridge across Bachelor’s Creek, North Carolina, against 11,000 men under Pickett and thus prevented the sur prise and capture of Newbern, then one of the most important Union strongholds in the south. Could Not Recover Chickens. "Speaking of things happening after the war,” said E, A. Gardner of New Hampton, Iowa, "reminds me of a case in point on the Red river expedi tion. Our officers’ mess had some chickens cooked, ready to eat. When the cook went for some water the teams came along and one of the teamster's put the chickens In his wagon and went on without remark. When the loss of the chickens was discovered the officers raged, hot that wasn’t the end of the story. “Twenty-five years after the war the teamster who stole the cooked chickens was at a G. A. R. camp fire and beard a comrade tell of his bad luck in losing chickens ready to eat through some light fingered teamster. He added that if he ever learned who the rascal was that stole his chickens he would choke them out of him. While the teamster was thinking of what ought to be said next, another comrade stood on his feet and said: ‘I didn’t steal the chickens, but I help ed eat them, and I am keen to swear they were very good. But as to chok ing them out of anybody, that can’t be done, because, don’t you see, they were eaten twenty-five years ago.' “While we were in the rear of Vicksburg, after our trip to Jackson, the boys learned a good deal about baking. They made what they called outdoor ovens by digging holes in the side of a bank or hill. They would build fires In the holes, and when the earth was hot rake out the fire and put !n the dough or whatever was to be baked. The success was surpris ing, and one of the boys came to the conclusion it would be no trick at ail to make and bake a lemon pie. “As he was short on flour the boys suggested that he pound hard tack into powder anti as® that With the flour. Powdering hard tack proved! , slow work, and the piemaker broke the cracker* in pieces and put them is on the theory that they would dis solve and be tha same as If pounded into powder. But they didn’t. When the pie was baked a piece was sent over to the Colonel, add he finding the broken crackers, treated the lemon pie as a joke. This didn't suit the piemaker, and be tried again, leaving out the hard tack. Greatly to the surprise of the colonel, the result was good lemon pie, and no Joke.”— Chicago Inter Ocean. Past Commanders Gone. Announcement is made by the com mander-in-chief of the death of the following comrades: JameB H. Seymour—Past Depart ment Commander, Department of Ohio, died at Akron, Ohio. Matthew T. Benton—Past Depart 1 ment Commander, Department of New Hampshire, died at East Derry, N. H. Alvin Coe Voris—Past Department Commander, Department of Ohio, died at Akron, Ohio. David W. Thomas—Past Depart ment Commander, Department of Ohio, died at Baltimore, Md. A. F. Dill—Past Department Com mander, Department of California and Nevada, died at San Diego, Cal. Richard A. Donnelly—Past Depart ment Commander, Department of New Jersey, died at Trenton, N. J. W. B. E. Miller—Past Department Commander, Dfepartment of New Jen sey, died at Camden, N. J. I. M. Christy—Past Department Commander, Department of Arizona, died at Phoenix, Arizona. John Palmer—Past Cammander-ii* Chief, died at Albany, N. Y. Amos M. Thayer, Judge Advocate General, died at St. Louis, Mo. Joseph P. Cleary—Past Department Commander, Department of New York, died at Rochester, N. Y. Stephen M. Long—Past Department Commander, Department of New Jer •ey, died at East Orange, N. J. Was Very Much Alive. A veteran tells of an experience in hospital at Nashville after Shiloh. "1 was In the convalescent ward, recov ering from a Vound, and had become well acquainted with a jolly fellow from my own county. One day, while he was reading the Nashville morning paper, he cried out hi alarm. When I went to him he pointed, with wide eyes, to the list of deaths, and in it was his own name. He said that would scare his poor mother to death, and was in great distress. "I advised him to write his mothei at once, which he proceeded to do in this wise: ‘Dear Mother: I take my pen in haste to tell you that tho state* ment published In the Nashville papers this morning that I am dead is the most scandalous lie you ever heard of. Don’t you beneve a word of It. I am alive and kicking (with one foot), and am well cared for. A man who knows me well will swear that I am not dead, and I can get the af fidavit of the doctor if you want it But what’s the use? If any man says I am dead, bet him a hundred dollars I am not, and send winnings to me.’ Thirty years after the war I saw that letter in the hands of the daugh ter of the man who wrote It. It had comb down to her as a precious gift from her grandmother." Nurse Hays Still Living. Mrs. Margaret Meseroll Hays, wen! out as army nurse from Mendota, 111, and was also assigned to the Adame Hospital in Memphis, her commission dating from Feb. 17, 1863, to July 2, 1865. She served two fears in the Adams Hospital and was then tram* ferred to the Gayoso Hospital, where she finished her terms of service. "I was in Memphis,” said Mrs. Haya “when Gen. Forrest made his raid on the city and when the steamer Sultans was blown up six jniles up the rivei with 1,900 paroled prisoners on board who had been brought to Vicksburg from Andersonville and Macon pris ons. The poor fellows were so eua* dated and weak that they were being sent to their homes up the river. All on board were lost except four or five hundred, and they were brought tc i Memphis and cared for in the differ / ent hospitals." Mrs. Hays has been a resident ol Los Angeles for seventeen sears. She is a native of Chautauqua county, N Y.—Los Angeles Times. The Colonel His Superior. During the civil war soldiers were very apt to become intoxicated, as liquor was sometimes the only drink they could get. One soldier who was in the habit of becoming intoxicated was remonstrated with by the colonel of his regiment, the conversation which took place being as follows: "You are a remarkably clean man, sir." "Thank you, colonel.” "But, sir, you have bad habits.” “I am sorry for that, colonel.” “You drink, sir." “I am sorry for that.” "Oh, I know you are sorry, but why don’t you drink like me?” "Colonel, I couldn’t do It; It would kill me.”—Boston Herald. ^ Found- Comfort In the Bible. Forty years ago a wounded union soldier, who was undergoing treatment in one of the army hospitals, was pre sented with a copy of the Bible by a lady visitor. He has remembered the comfort and cheer which the read ing gave him, and now he has sent $300 to the American Bible society to be used as speedily as possible In die 1 tributing the New Testament among ' wounded soldiers in Japanese hospi. tals. >