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The ordinary load for a carnal Is from nine to ten hundred pounds. The double minded ara but half wil ted. A WOMAN’S ORDEAL DREADS DOCTOR’S QUESTIONS Thousands Write to lira.Plnkkam, Lynn,1 Mass, and Receive Valuable Advise Absolutely Confidential and Frew • - There can be no more terrible ordeal. to a delicate, sensitive, refined woman than to be obliged to answer certain questions in regard to her private ills, even when those questions are asked by her family physioian, and many continue to suffer rather than submit to examinations which so many physi cians propose in order to intelligently treat the disease; and this is the rea son why so many physicians fail to cure female disease. This is also the reason why thousands upon thousands of women are corre sponding with Mrs. Pinkham. at Lynn, Mass. To her they can confide every detail of their illness, and from her great knowledge, obtained from years of experience in treating female ills, Mrs. Pinkham can advise woman more wisely than the local physician. Read hvw Mrs. Pinkham helped Mrs. T. C. W ill ad sen, of Manning, la. 3h* writes: Dear Mrs. Pinkham:— 411 can truly say that you have saved my Ufa, and I cannot express my gratitude in words Before I wrote to you telling you how I felt, I had doctored for over two years steady, and spent lots of money in medicines besides, but it all failafi to do me any good. I had female trouble mad would daily hare faint ing spells, backache, bearing-down pains, and my monthly periods were very irregular and finally ceased. I wrote to vou for year ad vice and received a letter full of instructions Just what to do. and also commenced to take jydia E. Pinkham'» \ egetable Compound, and I have been restore.! to perfect health. Had it not been for you I would have bean in tnv grave to-day r Mountains of proof establish the fact that no memcine in the world equals Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Com pound for restoring women's health. Din IDS To treat Pimples and Blackheads, Red, Rough, Oily Complexions, gently smear the face with Cuti cura Ointment, the great Skin Cure, but do not rub. Wash off the Ointment in five minutes with Cuticura Soap and hot water, and bathe freely for some minutes. Repeat morning and evening. At other times use Cuticura Soap for bathing the face as often as agree able. No other Skin Soap so pure, so sweet, so speedily effective. Cuticwra Saep mnUiw delicate medicinal and emei Rcm pmpertiee derived from Cotloura, the great Hkm Cure, with the parent af cleaBeing ingrediente and the Bioet refreehing of flower ndnre. Two Soape le one at BMP price—namely, a Medicinal and Toilet Snap for Sh Potter Itrug h Chef*. Corp., Sole Trofm., Booton. M-ileiledTree,"Hew to Preeerve, Turify.aad Beantffy.* Ask Your Dealer for Allen's Feot-Eagg A powder. It rests the feet. Cures Swollen, Sore, Hot, Callous. Aohing. Sweating Fiat and Ingrowing Nails. At all Druggists and Shoe stores, 25 cents. Accept no substitute. Sample mailed FREE. Address, Alisa ft. Olmsted, LeRoy, N. Y. If a man will stand for being pet ted his wife has no earthly use for any other pet animal. Whan Your Grocer Says he does not have Defiance Starch, you may be sure he is afraid to keep it until his stock of 12 oz. packages art sold. Defiance Starch is not only bet ter than any other Cold Water Starch, but contains 16 oz. to the package and sells for same money as 12 oz. brands Many fatal blunders are due t'* th« belief that friendly advice was noi entirely disinterested. Over one million acres of land in the Uintah Indian reservation will be thrown open for settlement August 28th. Registration begins August 1st. at Grand Junction. Colorado, continuing till August 12. From Denver. Colorado Springs or Pueblo, the Colorado Midland is the short est route to Grand Junction or reserva tion points. Write C. H. Speers. G. P. A., Denver, for booklet, giving informa tion regarding land, rates, etc. The world Isn’t any worse than It was when you were joung. You’ve merely got onto It 136.00 per M. Lewis’ “Single Binder,” straight 5c cigar, costs the dealer some more than other 5c cigars, but the higher price enables this factory to use higher grade tobacco. Lewis’ Factory, Peoria, I1L Buy what thou hast no need of and ere long thou shalt sell thy necessar ies.—Franklin. I am aure Piso’s Cure for Consumption saved my life three years ago.—Mas. Taos. RoBBQia Map e Street, Norwich, N. Y.. Feb. 17,1900. It ’a wonderful what a comfortable doctrine the survival of the fittest is to those who survive. T7ARMS FOR RENT OR RALE ON CROP F payments. J MULHALL, Sioux City, la. * - - It pays' to be good; if you get in the penitentiary it shortens your term. Dr. David Kennedy’s Favorite Remedy Is ad&l'tod to both him *no all »*»* Cure* Kidney and Llrer complaint, and purlfle* the blood, tl all druggist* Gilding the wagon does not ease the springs. Every housekeeper . should know that if they will buy Defiance Cold Water Starch for laundry use they will save not only time, because it never sticks to the iron, but because rich package contains 16 oz.—one full pound—while all other Cold Water Starches are put up in %-pound pack ages, and the price is the same, 10 cents. Then again because Defiance Starch is free from all injurious chem icals. If your grocer tries to sell you a 12-oz. package it is because he has .a stock on hand which he wishes to dispose of before be puts in Defiance. He knows that Defiance Starch has printed on every paekave in large let ters and figures ft16 oz'.” D»mand De fiance and save much time and money and the annoyance of the iron stick ing. Defiance never sticks. The man who successtully acts like a fool frequently is following his natural bent. Important to Mothers. Examine carefully every bottle of CASTORIA, a safe and rare remedy for infanta and children, and see that it Bears the Signature of In Use For Over 30 Years. The Kind You Have Always Bought Many great soul* have been lost bj little sins. r, J j, .. -■ . ~~ Special Offer The name and address of your shoe dealer and 15c to cover j cost of mailing, etc., will secure one of the handsome rolled gold pins illustrated above. Enameled in colors and will wear for years. These pins were secured by thousands of World’s Fair visitors. Only a few hundred left. Write Quick. Kobbcts. Johnson & Rand SHOE CO. ST. UOUIS MANUFACTURERS OF “STAR BRAND SHOES” r ruths that Strike Home Your grocer is honest and—if he cares to do so—-can tell you that he knows very little about the bulk coffee he sella you. How can he know, where it originally came from, now it was Dienaea—or witn wnai —or when roasted? If you buy your coffee loose by the pound, how can you expect purity and uniform quality ? LION COFFEE, the LEADER OF ALL PACKAGE COFFEES* Is of necessity uniform In quality* strength and flavor. For OVER A QUARTER OF A CENTURY, LION COFFEE has been the standard coflee In millions of homes. LION COFFEE Is carefully packed at our factories* sad until opened in tended, or of coming in contact with dost* dirt* genua, or unclean ynds. In each package of LION COFFEE yon get on6 full pound of Pure Coffee. Insist upon getting the genuine. (Lion head on every package.) (Save the Lion-heads for ‘valuable premiums.) SOLD BY GROCERS EVERYWHERE 'WOOLSON SPICE CO., Toledo, Ohio. With Men of Prominence In Laurence Hutton’s “Talks in a Library” he tells of a dinner he gave to Sir Henry Irving: *“An unexpected guest at that dinner was Mr. Clemens. He would certainly have been invited had his presence in the city been known. He had arrived from Hart ford late in the afternoon, had discov ered from the gossip at the club that the Huttons were having ‘a rather un usual dinner party,’ was told, who were to be present, and decided that it was too good a thing to lose. So he dressed hurriedly, walked in without ceremony just as the feast began, drew up a chair by the side of his hostess, helped himself to her oysters and for the rest of the evening was the life of the par ty, one enthusiastic admirer of his con fessing, over the coffee and cigars, that he would give half he possessed if he were intimate enough with Mark Twain to have him drop in at his house in the same delightfully original and Mark Twainy manner.” Hutton and Edwin Booth were the closest of friends. Hutton possessed one of the best collections in exist ence of death masks, and it was while Booth was examining this that a most impressive incident occurred. Says Hutton: “I shall never forget the first time he saw the Lincoln mask. He asked, innocently enough, whose it was. And when I told him, my heart for a moment ceasing to beat, he rose \ from his seat, took it in his hands and looked at it for a long time without a wrord. What it meant to him we can imagine. The whole awful, awful bus iness came* back to him. The mad dead brother; the martyred, murdered president. Still, without a word, he put it back in its place, and it seemed to me as he did so that he kissed it with his fingers. I have seen him in that room look at it silently over his pipe many and many a time. But he never touched it or spoke of it again, even to me. What he thought of it heaven only knows.” Hutton tells as follows of meeting Rudyard Kipling at a luncheon given to the latter by Richard Watson Gil der: “Another engagement made me late, and I entered the room as the party was breaking up. I was intro duced to Mr. Kipling, with whom I ex changed the traditional few formal words, and we drifted apart; but a moment or two afterward he placed himself on the arm of a chair in which I was sitting and said: ‘I didn’t real ize, Hutton, when I met you a moment ago who you were. Dear old Wolcott Balestier, your friend and mine, tried so hard and so many times to bring us together in London and elsewhere, and now he is gone, and I can’t under stand it all. He died so suddenly and so far away; we had so much to say to each other, and now I have got to wait so long before I can say it’ ” Customs of the Basques Of the strange scenes and customs of the Basque country a traveler writes: "I was struck by the way the women walked and carried themselves. A fat old woman with a huge tray on her head walked along at a swinging pace, shouting her wares meanwhile at the top of her voice. I saw a woman carrying on her head first of all a large tray of fruit (its size can be imagined when I tell you that it was afterward her stall); on the top of this was a basket of washing and a big umbrella to be used to cover the stall. Then, in her left hand, she carried a supplementary stall and by the other 6he led a little child which could Just reach the mother’s hand by holding its own up as high as it cold stretch. I was waiting once at a little way side inn in the village of Ascain when I saw an old lady followed by two great fat white pigs. They all three waddled over to the village pump and then, procuring some water in a pail, th,e old lady proceeded to wash her charges. She cleaned them most as siduously—eyes, ears, tail, back, hind quarters and feet. “There is a dignity of carriage about all the women in this country. I fancied it might be dye to the fact that formerly, before the ‘Code Na poleon’ came into operation, the law obliged the first-born, whether boy or girl, to inherit the patrimony and con tine the head of the family, the hus band taking the wife’s name when the inheritor was a woman, thus giv ing the woman a perfect equality from her birth. The matrons are not less beautiful than the yonger women. “Quite unlike any other language in that of the Basques. Although when hearing the people talk a Spanish sond seems to be occasionally emit ted, it is not really at aH like Spanish. I was amused to find that ‘no’ is ‘ess’ in Basque and when I asked what ‘yes’ was I thought at first the answer was ‘na,’ which would have been very curious, but it turned out to be ‘ba,’ with the ‘b’ softly pronounced.” Immortal John Paul Jones As thistledown, light and impotent. Compared with our navy now. The wind tossed Ranger, with John Paul Jones. The soul of her, helm to bow. Drifting o’er ocean’s meadow* green. Skimming its hills so high— "But we will blossom." swore Jones. 1 ween. “Into thistles, by and byd” (Pause and ponder—'twas John Paul Jones Planted the seed that grew) Into the very knives that mowed His downlike canvas flew. Bee at Whitehaven the flames leap<red; At Belfast Lough the Drake s nun dead; The Bon Homme Richard off Flambor ough Head. “Have you struck?” they cry-from the Serapis. From a sinking vessel made to foe Was ever a braver retort than this; “Surrendered” Jones thundered. “Surrea dered? No! I am Just beginning to fight!” Brave deeds were done that night! But seed of sea or earth To bloom and grow Must be laid low To rise to greater worth. The Ranger's guns long ceased to roar. The Bon Homme Richard fights no more. The brain That ruled the main Became duet again In an unmarked grave Beyond the wave; gut his souL, that ne'er Feared to do or dare. It slept not there, But tose in our navy everywhere! His prophecy Fulfilled we see. Behold our virile ships-. Armored, bristling bright. As a field of thistles from thistledown Grown terrible in might! And to-day. From far away Out of the past. With home bound pennant from the mast Flung to the gales. The hero sails. Mid the flame leap and the smoke cloud rolled From saluting cannon manifold Ancient vessels we behold; From England's coasts They sail as ghosts. From France's shore JT.'f • They glide once more— ■“ . Friend and foe ► -7 Of the long ago— In honor or John Paul Jones Appearing on the sea. He sails thus, after many a year. To prove his prorhecy. —Howard Clinton Diekinson, in New York Sun. Lamentable Want of Tact Mrs. Calliper looked aggrieved as she seated herself opposite her hus band at the dinner table, and knowing what was expected of him, he inquired if she had enjoyed the afternoon. “No, I can’t say I have,” Mrs. Cal liper admitted in a weary tone, “and all for the want of a little tact Now, I'll tell you what happened. The dressmaker wasn’t ready for me when I got there, wouldn’t be for nearly an hour, so I happened to remember that Mrs. James, on whom I’ve never called, though she’s often asked me in times past, lived two blocks away. I said I’d go there and return. “Well, it was a little early for a call perhaps, only about half past 1, but I explained the whole thing to her. I 'said, ‘Here I was, Mrs. James, with an hour on my hands and so near you, and how much better than to make an extra trip for the call.’ "Well, of course, any one with a particle of tact would have pretended * to be glad to see me whether It was perfectly convenient or not, but do you know, she just said, 'I’m sorry, Mrs. Calliper, but it is just the hour of the children's luncheon, and 1 shall j have to ask you to excuse me, though I’d be very glad to have you rest here.' “As if I needed any rest! I rose im mediately, of course, and started away, but I did say with a great deal of dignity that I couldn’t tell when I should be able to come again. I gave her another chance, but all she said was that she was ‘sorry it happened so.’ “AH the way home I’ve been think ing how few people there are who have had the benefit of such home training as I had as a girl, and I’ve been trying to make allowance for that woman; but when I think erf the hour I spent in the dregsmaker’s stuf fy waiting room, it certainly is hard work.”—Youth’s Companion. Visiting Grave of “Elia" Hutton’s “Literary Landmarks of London” was largely a labor of love, and was the result of years of hard work. Mr. Hutton gives this example of the difficulties that stood in his way: "Another Sunday afternoon I devoted to pious pilgrimage to the grave of Charles Lamb at Edmonton. As usual, nobody at Edmonton knew anything. The churchyard is not a small one, and it is entirely filled. The sexton and the grave digger and a few persons wandering about could give me no information. Most of them had never heard of Mr. Lamb; and I could not find the sacred spot Naturally I applied to the rector; and, as he left the vestry door after service, leaning on the arm of a pretty young woman, I approached him, raised my hat and as'ked, politely, if he could tell me where Charles and Mary Lamb were resting. Really, be could not say! And I, forgetting the day, the place and his sacred office, cursed that rec tor for his criminal ignorance. "‘Great heavens!’ I said. ‘You ought to be ashamed of yourself. In your care have been placed the ashes of one of the foremost men in the whole history of English letters. And you don’t know where they are! They have made your churchyard and your parish distinguished all the world over, I have come 3,000 miles to visit Charles Lamb’s grave, and you, the rector of the church, don’t know where it is! You ought to be heartily ashamed of yourself.’ And I turned upon my heel and left him standing there, speechless and confounded.” Half an hour after the above inci dent occurred, and while Hutton was groping around the graveyard in the twilight, the rector came to him, hst in hand, apologized most humbly L/r his ignorance (which he had corrected in the meantime) and conducted him to the grave of the immortal Elia. Countess Castellane’s Jewels. _ In Paris Countess Boni De Castel lane (one of Jay Gould’s daughters), who continues to lavish money on all possible objects, is said to display more jewels than the old noble fam ilies approve. At a soiree she wore for the first time a collar of pearls so large and so beautiful as to make uni versal comment, as it was thought to be in bad taste Educators Poorly Paid. The low salaries paid to educators, especially In the south, is illustrated by the announcement in a Florida newspaper that Dr. Andrew Sledd has been chosen president of the Uni versity of Florida by the state board of control at a salary of $2,500 a year. Prof. A. A. Murphree gofs in a9 head of the state female college at the same salary. “Shoddy" “Shoddy” is a term that may mean several things. A piece of goods has shoddy in it when the material sq used Is scrap material from the best tailor shop, pufled to pieces twisted, l anew into a new yarn and woven into a new cloth. Also a piece of goods is shoddy when tt is made from the poorest of old woolens plucked to fibers and made over into a cloth that will hardly hold together. Keep Out of Ruts. Don’t get into a rut. Look to the right and the left, and always upward. Grow upward to the light, like the plants and flowers. You stand a plant in a dark corner, and what does it do? It stretches out its leaves and tendrils to God’s beautiful light. The flowers turn their faces to the sun; al ways looking upward! It is progress. Don’t sit in darkness. Gome up and out, and Join the children of light. Perfect Sanitary System. We may find an excellent object lesson In the value of our sanitary system in the case of the recent out break of plague at Leith, says a writer in the Illustrated London New*. Instant and vigorous action on the part of the authorities checked the spread of the disorder. Patients were at once conveyed to hospital; those In contact with them were quaran tined, cleansing methods were adopt sd, and the disease was snuffed out. The State of Love. It is all a mistake that you can’t understand girls, because it Is very simple. For example, like this: If she thinks you love her enough to die for her, she won’t be satisfied until you do, and she won’t be sorry until she is satisfied, as she bates to see you buried when she loves you, but it can’t be helped; and if she thinks you must give her a black eye to show her that you are in love with her, then you must.—Exchange. Bishop on Sunday Relaxation. Discussing Sunday games, the bish op of Ipswich asks; “Would any one say lis prayers less well because he has made a dice drive to the off?’’ The London Globe, however, remarks that that is hardly the point. It is the moral welfare of the man who makes a bad play that has to be look ed after. Only One Letter Wrong. “Business men should be careful," writes a correspondent of a London newspaper, “to read their typewritten correspondence before committing it to the post. I brave received a type written letter from a gentleman of German extraction, who informs me that he is a ‘wholesale tobacconist and cigar imposter.’ ” Majority of Men Immoral. A Boston scientist says that hyno tism can develop only natural in-t'.nrts and that the best hypnotist ih the world cannot make a really moral per son do wrong. From experiments he has made me believe that 75 per cent of the human race, if unrestrained by family pride and other like considera tions, would steal. Sorrows of a Mother. Until her daughters are married off mother is sat'sfled, says the Ladies’ Journal; before they have departed for the honeymoon she thinks how much better they ought to have done, and the rest of her life she spends lamenting her loneliness without them. The Truth of It. Says a Georgia philosopher: ‘‘You can’t outrun lightning, you can’t growl as loud as thunder, and you can’t make the sun stand still when the gas is out, so there’* no sense at all in spending two-thirds of your life worrying about it”—Atlanta Constitu tion. All Chips of One Block. Mr. S. Sparkes, who has just died at Uffculme, Devon, England, was manager of & local woolen factory for sixty years. His father and grand father were with the same firm before him, and his son has now succeeded him. While pursuing a mouse, Mme. Do latour of Paris broke through the floor ef her room and found in the hole a brass box containihg gold coins of the value of $1,000. Technicalities are what the lawyer* fight over when the evidence is limit ed. Compound Interest comes to life when the body feels the delicious glow of health, vigor and energy. That Certain Sense of vigor in the brain and easy poise of the nerves comes when the improper foods are cut out and predigested Grape Nuts take their place. If it has taken you years to run down don’t expect one mouthful of this £Teat food to bring you back (for it is not a stimulant but a Rebuilder.) 10 days' trial shows such big re sults that one sticks to it. "There's a Reasen." Get the little book. “The Bond to Wellville.” in each pkg. ' ii ' Send postal for "Book of Presents " Jaques Mfg. Co. Chicago RW INCHEHEB BBj SS “LEADER” AND "REPEATER” SHOTGUN SHELLS - Carefully inspected shells, the best of powder, s^ot anc* wadding, loaded by machines which F' ijofl give invariable results account for the superior C- IS'*ity of Winchester “Leader” and “Repeater” r'y ■ ? Factory Loaded Smokeless Powder Shells. MH3 Reliability, velocity, pattern and penetration I are determined by scientific apparatus I ■tf jf JeB and practical experiments. They are Shirt iosms, ©sflDairs and ©miffs , laundered with fyieflanc© /Starch £«f\y never crack nor becoma /y brittle. They last twice ( as long as those laun dered with other starches and give the wearer much better satisfaction. If you want your husband, brother or son to j look dressy, to feel comfort able and to be thoroughly happy «use DEFIANCE STARCH in the laundry. It is sold by all good grocers at 10c a package—16 ounces. Inferior starches sell at tha same price per package but ^ contain only is ounces. i>ote tne ainer ence. Ask your grocer for DEFIANCE STARCH. Insist on getting it and ygu will never use any other brand. Company, Omaha, M. Mull’s GrapeTonic (FREE) FOR Hot Weather Dangers CONSTIPATION STOMACH AND BOWEL TROUBLE No one with regu lar bowels aad healthy stomach can contract dis ease. A person with Constipation and Stomach Trouble is always the ftsat to ■uceumb to Sun Stroke, Heat Debility and Prostration. Cholera, Colic and Diarrhea are more fatal in Hot Weather because vitality is lower—they are the direct result of Constipation. It is a mistake to suddenly check diarrhea, the danger is Blood Poison. A physic is also dangerous as it weakens tho patient and reduces vitality. Treat the cause with Mull's Grape Tonic. Constipation and its attending ills are caused by decaying or dying bowels and intestines—Mull's Grape Tonic revives and strengthens the Bowels so that they are enabled to act aaturally and eject tho poison from the system, everybody should take it during hot weather. It wards off disease, builde up the system and purifies the blood. Typhoid Fever aad Appendicitis are unknown in families where Mall’s Grape Tonic is employed. As a Stomach Tonic it is unequalled. SUFFERED ALL 418 LIFE. The endorsement of E. B. McCurdy of Troy, Ohio, proves that the severest forms of Constipation are promptly cured by Mull's Grape Tonic—He says: “I gave your Tonic a thorough trial. It is the only remedy that will cure constipation. I do not believe anyone suffered more therefrom than I. as 1 had been afflicted with it all my life. For days my bowels would not act and then only by the use of strong cathartics that were fast ruining my health. My Stomach and Liver were deranged and I suffered with inward piles, the pains of which would at times raise me off my chai*. I spent much money with various doc tors and medicines to no avail. “Soon after I started Mull's Grape Tonic my bowels began to move regularly—the pain left me and my general health built up rapidly. “1 heartily recommend it as an absolute core to which I am a living witness." Until Mull's Grape Tonic was put on the American market there was no cure for Constipation. Let us send you a bottle free to-day to show you that it will do all we claim. Geod for Ailing Children and Nursing Mothers. FREE BOTTLE COUPON Bend this coupon with your name and address and your druggist's name, for a free bottle of ■ull’a Crape Tonle, Stomach Toaie, Constipation Cure and Blood Purifier, to HULL'S GE.AFK TOPIC CO., ltl Third Are., Reek I'land. 111. Give full address and write plainly. The $1.00 bottle contains nearly three time# the Ms, tine. At drug stores. The genuine has a date and number stamped on the label—take no ether from your druggist. tk n..i- y Low , Round Trips South and Southeast, one fare plus $2.00. Hot Springs. Ark., daily.$23.00 St. Louis, Mo., daily.$18.50 Detroit, Mich, August 13th and 14th . 21.10 Pit*sburg. Pa., Aug. 17th and 18th . 25.25 Richmond. Va., Sept. 8th to llth inclusive .. 33.75 Philadelphia. Pa., Sept. 14th to 16th, inclusive. 32.75 Long limits, stopovers and other features offered in connection with the above rates. All Agents can sell you through tickets and route you Wabash. 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