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iff cmm cmwi' <uet FMOTIM® fcF® MLLD®F^ J3K CHARLES MORRIS BUTLER. /fof/iQ/' of “Tie ReMYijpe of fVeme^yf 7t‘rtc//XYtf edy~7'7/vSljt ’£7c. Copyright, 1905, by Charles Morris Butler. i/fiArT c.n ai.—Continued. “At last you are in my power,” said Schiller, as he peered into the help less man's face. Huntington muttered something, but it was unintelligible on account of the gag in his mouth. As if the mere thought of being in his enemy’s power was not enough to distract the bound and helpless Vic tim, Schiller added: “And soon your lovely Pearl will join you in your im prisonment!’ Huntington struggled fiercely. His eyes sparkled the very defiance whi\h was pent up in his soul. “His daugh ter, the lovely Pearl, being enticed Into the power of these villains!” It was the bitterest kind of gall and wormwood to the bound man. “And he unable to assist her!” “Ah, you feel the blow!’ chuckled Schiller, exultantly. “And the chances are that you will live to see your vir tuous maid the wife of a convict! You made me one, so you won’t care, eh!” kicking the prostrate man. The man hood of Schiller asserted itseif in thus maltreating a defenseless prisoner. Dr. Huntington groaned, not a groan of physical, but a groan of mental pain, then, as if aware of the useless ness of struggling, lay quiet. WTiat his thoughts were is not hard to im agine. It would have fared bad with Dr. Schiller could his victim have succeeded in wrenching himself free from his bonds. But Schiller had it all his own way. His brutality went no further. He was restrained by the presence of Sharkey, who was acting the part of the wounded man. and Pearson, who now entered from the front door. Although these "two were convicts, they were lovers of fair play. After a whispered conversation be tween these three men, in which it seems that Sharkey and Pearson seemed to be trying to persuade Schil ler to abandon some project he had scribbled off the note which was found upon the center table. Not without some misgivings was Pearl assisted to a seat beside Whit tleby. When she thought of the sup posed condition of her father she had no fear but what she was doing per fectly right in not warning her mother beforehand. No tinge of shame wounded her fair cheeks at the thought of being seen upon the street in an old-fashioned, tumbled-down wagon, beside a clownish looking youth, only the time seemed to drag terribly, though she was driven quick ly through the streets and finally came to the crossing in view of Squire Briggs' house. Up to this time, and even now no thought of evil entered her pure mind. “Where is he?” she asked. “I suppose they have taken him down to Squire Briggs’ cabin. I heard I the men say something about it. That is where the man is who broke his leg!" was the ready answer. Pearl shuddered. She had a horror of sickness and pain of any sort. “Perhaps,” Whittleby continued, as if inspired by a sudden, happy thought. “Perhaps your father is not so badly hurt as was at first thought, merely bruised a little, he may have hastened on to relieve the greater sufferings of the wounded man, know ing you were coming to him.” Whittleby had stopped the team. The youth turned an inquiring glance upon the girl, as if waiting an answer. “Drive on!” It was with evident effort that Pearl said this. If sht? could have realized the value of these ! few words she would never have utter ed the sanction of the driver's action, i Whittleby, criminal that he is, had re solved not to use force in urging Pearl on to her doom. He was but the tool of a greater scoundrel, and ) would have been willing to have fail ed in his undertaking. Scoundrel ' though he is, he had never fallen so "Who has done this?” in view, Dr. Huntington heard the team being driven off and realized foat the girl of his heart—perhaps his wife —would be enticed into the villain's power. He prayed, he cursed, he struggled, but no help, good or bad, came to his aid. For a few moments all was quiet in the cabin. Dr. Huntington was finally placed on the bunk with a sheet thrown over him, the candle was blown out and Pearson took up his station on the outside of the hut, se cure from view from the road. Shar key sat in one corner of the room calmly smoking his pipe Possibly an hour passed in this manner, then again the candle was lit The men wore determined looks upon their faces. Soon came the • sound of a wagon coming down the lane, then it stopped. The men hid behind the door when opened, and in Dounded Pearl Huntington, out of oreath and seemingly greatly agitat ed. The door was closed behind her. and when she turned she was con fronted by the stern looks of the des perate men. But let us describe the abductors of Pearl Huntington and learn how she came to fall into the trap set for her. Tom Whittleby, the driver of the wagon which had brought Dr. Hunt ington to his doom, receiving orders from Schiller, after untying his team, mounted the seat and returned to town. dri\4ng straight to the home of j Dr. Huntington. He rang the bell at the front door, and was waited upon by Pearl herself. “Your father—” Whittleby began, and he nervously twisted his hat in his j hand. “What of him?” asked Pearl, in a voice tremulous with emotion. “Oh. say he has not been hurt!” “I am sorry to have to say so,” said the youth, as if with an effort, “but while crossing the railroad track my team grew frightened and threw him from the wagon!” “My father! Oh, my father!” she cried wildly, striving hard to keep back her tears. “Let me go to him!” “He does not wish to alarm your mother.” Whittleby said, cautiously. ‘He is not hurt badly, but perhaps you had better see him.” “Just like papa!’ she said, striving hard not to break down. “He does not wish to alarm us, but he is dying; I know he is dying! What shall I do? And mamma is away!” This was relief to Whittleby to learn that the mother was away. “Come with me,” he said. “My mother has gone to the recep tion, and if I am not here when she returns she will worry about me!” “Her absence is a blessing—you will be ba£k before she returns—put on your cloak and come with me.” The daughter did so, but not until she had asked where her father was. ard before she left the house she low as to war on a woman. But Pearl blindly walked into the trap set for her, but it was baited with the love of a kind and indulgent father. They drove up to the cabin door, and Whittleby assisted her to alight. As he had not the heart to force her into bondage, he ostensibly busied himself with tying his team, telling Pearl to run ahead and let herself into the house. When Pearl entered the house and met the three men and saw her father lying bound and help less before her, she did not scream with fright and faint away, but her bringing up asserted itself. She saw it all—indignation took the place of fear. “Hojv dare you?” she demanded. “Who has done this?” drawing up her form to its magnificent height. “Cow ards!” she cried in a voice that ex pressed nothing more than contempt and scorn. “Have a care, woman!” hissed Schil ler, stung-to the quick at the taunt, and quite unprepared for the turn the scene had taken, rather expecting tears. “Have a care, or you will suf fer the same indignity!” And so it is you!” she retorted, pointing her finger in scorn upon the man. “Why have you done this?” By intuition she recognized Schiller. “That you shall know only too soon,” he said, seizing her arm. “But now I have no time to waste in an swering questions.” Then, in a milder tone, he was struck with her intense beauty, and revengeful though he was, he hesitated to use violence upon her person. It would not have been well for him had he done so, for the two men who now surrounded him would not. have seen Pearl ill treated. King though he was of the powerful Society of Convicts, he was nbt supreme in his power once outside his own dom inion. and it would not have taken much to have sat Pearson and Shar key against him. With a gesture of disdain Pearl threw off the restraining hand of her father’s enemy, and with a cry of an guish fell upon her knees beside her father. “Miss Huntington,” said Schiller, ir as calm a voice as he could command, as he tore her from her father’s breast, “that you will not be allow-ed to do. but if you give me your word of honor not to cry out, nor try to es cape, I will not bind you: should you refuse I will be compelled to use force!” “A compact with criminals is not binding!’ she cried, again struggling to escape from his grasp. “As you please, ’ said Schiller, fiercely. “Then I will have to bind you." “As you will,” she Eaid. disdain fully. “I do not wish to be beholden even for a slight favor. What are you going to do with papa?” Even in the extreme peril that she realized sup 111 ... ..— ■ rounded her, her fears were most for her father. “Make you Queen of the Convict Country; make your father Sir James Karhu-Huntington, Physician in Chief to the Convict Court! Does not this flatter you?” “Who are you?’ she asked at last, sobered by the vehement words of the great scoundrel. “My name is Schiller, of whom you have no doubt heard, and I am the king of the convicts.” “You look it! A villain and a con vict!” was the retort. She had ceased to struggle now and Schiller proceed ed to bind her. Only once did she attempt to reach her father again. “Have good cheer, father!” she said, just before they proceeded to tie a handkerchief over her mouth. “All will be well!” After binding the girl no time was lost in preparing to move. The team had been turned around. Pearl and her father were forced into the wagoD and stretched out upon the bottom upon a pile of straw, then the whole party set out. Whittleby and Schil ler seated themselves upon the driver's seat; Sharkey and Pearson sat in the rear of the wagon with their feet hanging over the back, com pletely hiding from view' their prison ers. “Bid farewell to freedom, home and family,” said Schiller, tauntingly to the bound and helpless man below him. “for you never will enjoy them more. It is my turn now! I swore to be even with you, and I mean to keep my word. You have made me suffer years of toil and the loss of freedom, and now I will heap the same indignity upon you tenfold. 1 have torn you from your family and friends and am carrying you Into bondage worse than death—you and your Pearl—and will seat her upon the throne of a people unchaste and im pure. You will be forced to tend the sick and dying—at any and all times —and there will be no pleasure in per forming a good day’s work, no atten tion, no quiet fireside to rest at after your labors are over!” Dr. Huntington scarce heard the taunt. His thoughts were far away He was thinking of his wife, his faith ful companion through years of toil and struggling and his heart bled for her. The thought was terrible, would his gentle, loving helpmate lose her mind. God grant that such would not be her fate. Of Pearl he dared not think—it was too horrible! When morning broke many miles had been passed over, and the muddy waters of the mighty Ohio lay stretched out before them. Now Pearl and her father were placed under a powerful drug and became un conscious of their surroundings. In this state they were taken on board a packet plying down the river, and they knew not whither the tide bore them. (To be continued.) ACCENT NOT GOOD ENOUGH. Otis Skinner Unsuccessful in Fooling Englishman. It is a common experience of American tourists to be recognized at once as Americans when in England, and the readiness of the English in letting one know that he is stamped, as it were, with the word America i3 often annoying, no matter how patriot ic one may be, says Ethel Shackel ford. in Lippineott’s. For this reason it often happens that tourists affect an English accent for the time being. When Mr. and Mrs. Otis Skinner were abroad last summer they grew very weary of having things explained to them as though they were foreigners and unable to understand the English language. Mr. Skinner was not in clined to go into a shop in Warwick one day so that Mrs. Skinner might inquire the price of something in the window which caught her fancy; he insisted that the clerk would instant ly class his voice as American, or his clothes, or something, and it was all so tiresome. “Why don’t you use that wonderful stage English accent of yours and fool the man?” suggested the clever wife. The idea was a good one, and Mr Skinner smiled and went in confident ly, asking—with the rising inflection and true British casual manner—the price of his wares. Mrs. Skinner was charmed with the art of performance. “This ’ere one. sir!” asked the shopkeeper. “Well, sir, hit sells for four shillings, sir, which is habout one dollar in your money, sir.” BOY SAVED THE EXPRESS. Little Fellow’s Sharp Eyes Prevented Serious Accident. Theodore Biedlinger, 5 years old, whose father is in the postoffice serv ice and attached to station E,’ Man hattan, prevented a serious wreck at New Hyde Park, L. I. Recently some wheels for farm wag ons were received at the station. They have tires nine inches wide and the hubs, spokes and felloes are heavy. An express bound east rushed past the depot and the vibration caused one of the heavy wheels to roll from its position against the freight house and along the platform in the wake of the train, and then out upon the rails, where it fell. It lay so that it was difficult to see it because of the sta tion platform. No one saw the mis hap except the boy, who was looking out of the door. His mother was sit ting in the waiting room. After the train had passed he re turned to his mother and told her that one of the big wheels had rolled off the platform. She told him he was mistaken, but he insisted and said it was out on the track. Mrs. Biedlinger finally went out on the platform to see what the child meant and at once saw the danger. She first tried to lift it, but was unable .and so called out Station Agent Ferrant. Less than a mifiute after the wheel was removed the second express went past. Well-Named. Bill—I see they’ve named a whisky after Admiral Togo. Jill—Well, it’s* a good name for whisky. “How so?” “It gets the best of so many people.” Underpaid. Jaxon—Why do preachers always w’ear long coats? Johnson—To cover the patches in their trousers.—Cleveland Leader. Sunbcnnets and Aprons. Sunbonnets, to keep off sunburn, and, incidentally, to look very pretty in, are proving mighty popular. Dimities, properly stiffened by being made up over stout muslin, are fas cinating when their pink rosebuds match the pink gown they’re worn with, or give an unexpected dash of color to an all-white gown which is mighty picturesque. Chambray, ging ham—the whole list of summer stuffs might be gone over without finding a material which, in delicate colors, wouldn’t be suitatble. And aprons—artists have worked revolutions in them, until they’re no longer a badge of servitude, or of the opposite extreme, the fancy-work girl, but are donned for gardening and for all sorts of work. Soft greens and blues—the “ar tistic” shades—are chosen and made up in straight widths gathered on bands which are decorated, or with straps which button down, tab-fashion, on the front and back bands. Pretty for Summer Frocks. A pretty notion is an arrangement of pompadour ribbon on a net gown. Say the gown is rose pink net, and we have two bands of ribbon, white with roses on it, in place of tucks around the skirt. Then a broad scarf of it starts under one arm and hooks across to the opposite under-arm seam in an empire style effect. There are two pointed Directoire revers of the ribbon, and short puffed elbow sleeves, and all the rest is lace and net. A lovely arrangement for sum mer frocks, and so deliciously dainty. Stunning Shirred Effect. One of the most modish of the new waists is shown here, and it will win the admiration of beauty-loving wom en everywhere because of its possibili ties. For the slender woman the shirred bolero effect will supply full ness to the bust, and the puff sleeves breadth to narrow shoulders. A soft veiling in lavender or yellow, with ecru lace and crushed girdle of a dark hucd chiffon velvet or taffeta will de velop this model most becomingly. A Good Hamburg Steak. A Hamburg steak is scornfully re fused by many because it is badly prepared. In the first place, it is al ways most satisfactory to buy a fresh ly cut slice from the round and put it through the home food chopper; the chopper in the store is not as fre quently or as thoroughly cleansed as it should be, and often gives a taint to the meat which is irremedial, says the Brooklyn Times. For each pound add after chopping one tablespoonful of onion Juice, a half teaspoonful of pepper. Work thoroughly with the hands, then mould into an oval steak fully an inch and a half thick. Ar range in a greased broiler and place over a rather moderate fire. Turn every half-minute and cook from eight to ten minutes. It should be slightly rare, tender, juicy and well flavored. When dished pour the sauce round it. Shallow Yokes. Shallow yokes of Valenciennes in sertion running round, and each row fulled slightly to the one aDove in order to give the flare for the shoul ders, are the most comnion of the pret ty yokes, and, made by hand, are as attractive as many more elaborate de signs. Sometimes the insertion rows are Joined by open stitch instead of being sewed'edge to edge, and a vari ation upon this simple yoke is ob tained by using the narrow Valenci ennes edging in place of the insertion, the scalloped edge of one row being sewed down upon the straight edge o: the row below. Lace edge is also used as insertion in other parts of lingerie blouses and frocks, being sewed upon the goods with the scallop edge upward. The material is then cut from underneath and finished just as in the case of the ordinary insertion. Tiny bias bands of finest lawn are introduced into many of the lingerie yokes to outline a design filled in with open stitchery and Valenciennes or embroidery. Pastel Tinted Waists. Pastel tinted shirtwaists are ap proved by Dame Fashion for wear with coat suits, but not with white linen or serge skirts. Apropos of white serge, this material has been restored to the greatest favor. The chic sum mer girl will have at least one serge costume with short skirt and coat elab orately braided. But to return to the shirtwaist, the one dominant idea is that it shall be transparent, whether destined for wear in the morning or for an afternoon walk. A good rule for the home fashioner of the blouse to follow is that all widths are cut the exact length of the figure for front, back and arms. There is no extra ma terial allowed for a droop on the sleeves at the elbow, which style is now decidedly de mode. Th'e sleeves are full, but do not bag, and the mate rial is cut the length of the arm. The pin tucks, run daintily by hand, do not supply much fullness at the waist, but fullness at this point is very un desirable this season. The high girdles closely wrap the figure, and this effect cannot be accomplished when there is a lot of bungly material to be pushed under the top. ^ ^ConS idenc^s Puffs are featured. Skirts flare broadly. Girdles point deeply. Many buckles figure. . Rose quillings remain. Sleeves are quite small. Parasol decorations are flat. Princess effects will not down. All hats turn up at some point. Leghorn hats have reappeared. Flounced boleros reach the hips. A draped bodice is gauged down the front. There are mousquetaire lingerie un dersleeves. Little hats and high coiffures mean high collars. Jaunty coat-tails are added to all sorts of blouses. A very charming hat is faced with crush blush roses. All-Embroidery Gowns. The all-embroidery gown is made of alternating stripes of India lawn and embroidery Anglaise, or of simple ma chine made embroidery in good de signs. It is made shirtwaist fashion, buttoned up the back with many small lace buttons, and is finished at the bot-tom with ruffles of the white. The frock is worn over a pale blue slip and is finished with girdle of blue louisine, the chemisette and collar are fashioned of fine “laid over” plaits of the white Persian lawn, and the hat and parasol are of corresponding em broidery laid over blue. A full ruche of blue ribbon finishes the hat, and ties of the ribbon are fastened in with rosettes near the back, and can be either utilized or allowed to hang in sash ends. Of Sheer Silken Stuff. The sheer silken stuffs are lovelier than ever and as popular. A pretty gown is made from one of the new silks, which is exceedingly soft, with a luster and yet seems hardly like taffeta or messaline. Its ground is shot in almond green and white, with the most delicate of little white vines running over its surface. A small square yoke of tucked white mousse line is bordered with a band of nar row lace insertion and three ruffles of lace. The fullnes of the draped bodice is caught on either side by a strap of silk on which are fastened three small buttons. Similar treatment is given the short puffed sleeve, which is edged with a double ruffle of lace. The hat is white chip trimmed with white ca meras and green foliage. Pale Blue Peau de Cygne. A pale blue peau de eygne has the skirt laid in three wide tucks just above the hem. The skirt is full, but fits closely about the hips. The bod ice is rounded 8ut in the neck and a guimpe of fine lace with high stocjj inset. The sleeves consist of a large puff of silk reaching to the elbow and finished with lace ruffles. The under sleeves are of lace and fit the arms closely, ending in tiny frills of lace which fall over the hands. If yalms are sponged occasionally with equal parts of milk and luke warm water they will retain a healthy glpss. The white substance that accumu lates in the tops of fruit jars can be removed by boiling the tops in strong soda water. One<* a week every pipe and drain in the house should be flushed with copperas solution to remove all odors and sediment. Frock of white mull with embroid ered accessories. Rose-colored taffeta gown embroid ered in black and trimmed with nar row plaited ruffles. A man suggests that a little lard or vaseline be applied on a door or win dow to the part which rubs and pre vents opening. An old tin teakettle with the bottom cut out makes an excellent cover to place over irons heating on gas or gas oline stoves. A little leaf mold around the surface of the ground about the roots of hardy ferns will improve the color if they appear sickly. Until the plumber can come, a leak can be temporarily stopped with a mixture of yellow soap, whiting and a very little water. “Antique” Is New Style. Among the old weaves that have el bowed new fabrics out of the ranks is moire antique, a venerable textile of ancient and honorable lineage. It comes, of course, with the soft, supple body demanded by the fashions. It compares excellently with the jeweled and other elaborate trimmings of the hour. Pale tinted and shot effects are its popular forms. Meant far Cooler Days. A simple dress is of white mohair, with that very effective white Rus sian braid as trimming around the bolero and on the cuffs, as well as twice around the skirt, worn over a blouse of lawn and Valenciennes lace, and topped off by a smart, close hat of white horsehair, with a long black aigrette at one side, leaning toward the back, and a deep bandeau of white gardenias. All this sounds elaborate, but in reality is easily carried out, anc1 is a perfect gown to have on hand fo cool summer days, when one wants : rather more substantial dress. Frock for a Little Girl. Child’s frock of gobelin blue voile. The blouse is trimmed around the neck and in front with white embroid ery or lace, and is laced with white ribbon and enamel buttons over a plastron of white batiste, trimmed with valenciennes lace insertion. A t pretty knot of ribbon ornaments the front, and the belt is of the same rib bon. The puffed sleeves are of white ba tiste, trimmed with the Valenciennes insertion and finished at the elbows with ruffles of the same. The full skirt is finished at the bot tom with a band of lace or embroid ery. Irich Crochet Lace. As the season deepens the demand for lace, and handsome lace at that increases. One sees fewer of the fine varieties but a great many of the coarser laces. Indeed the heavy lace has come into its own as never before and the Irish crochet lace heads the whole list in popularity. It is the lace of laces for wear this summer and fall. All the coarse laces are liked and are used for trimming laces and for whole suits, as nearly as possible, because so very much more effective than the fine laces. _________ Spanish Fruit Pudding. Line a baking dish with a light puff paste, add a layer of shredded pineap ple, and cover it with powdered sugar; add a layer of sweet oranges, sliced; pie, and cover it with powdered sugar; next add a layer of sliced bananas with sugar strewn over them. Repeat the process until the dish is full. Cov er the dish with a light puff paste and bake it to a delicate brown. AN IDEAL COURT PRAYER. Comitiended by Judge for Brevity and Common Sense. Prior to the commencement of a term of court at Manchester, N. H, several years ago Judge Doe, in his usual brisk way, requested the sheriff to invite some clergymen to make the customary opening prayer, provided one could be found who would be brief. The sheriff, in his quest to fill the bill, met the Rev. Mr. Buckley, a min ister w'ho had charge of one of the city churches. The sheriff told him what was wanted, that the prayer must be short, and suggested that the quicker he could earn the $3 fee al lowed the more satisfactory would be his efforts. While demurring to the mercenary and commercial spirit of the invita tion, Mr. Buckley concluded to accept, and immediately repaired to the court house. A brief introduction to the judge, call of silence by the sheriff, and the minister's dignified form arose. With closed eyes and solemn visage he slowly and impressively livered the following brief prayer: “Oh, Lord! bless this court and bless these lawyers; make them feel that life is short and time is precious, not to be wasted in empty declama tion, for Christ’s sake, amen." Judge Doe afterward said this should *be adopted as a model prayer for such an occasion. A SYMBOL OF THE MODERN Meaning of the Automobile's Seventy Miles an Hour. The chauffeur is the type, the sym bol of the modern, says Century Life in America. The driver in action leans over the motor bonnet like an aimed arrow. His left hand is on the steel driving gear, his right hand opens and closes as he feels for the emergency brake that will save a life at the next blind corner; his feet, clad in buckskin shoes, are pliable and acutely sensitive and play the clutch as if it were a soft pedal. His gog gles thrown off a steady fusillade of sand. His slave of the race, the me chanic at his left, is feeding oil to the friction-chafed chassis. The machine is throbbing as if it were a great heart, and the pulsations go through him as part of the system. The wheel tires get egg-shaped from the momentum. Chewing dust and blinking wind he feels the speed gath ering from all parts, from the hub bolt to the inmost nut of the body, like a rising tide. What wonder that the greatest tri umph since Goethe was crowned at Weimer came to Fournier when he had hurtled through three nations and rolled into the circus ground of Ber lin, receiving the prize of the emperor of Germany of the king of the Bel- ! gians, of the grand duke of Luxem bourg and of the city of Hanover? Judge Kennedy’s View Confirmed. Judge Kennedy of the Newton pr» lice court, although a model of cour tesy on the bench, never fails to nail a lie, especially if the falsifier is on trial for a crime. An old offender was arraigned be fore him, charged with drunkenness. When the complaint had been read the defendant bravely answered, “Not guilty.” The judge, eyeing him sharp ly, Inquired: “How long since you were drunk?” The prisoner answered that he hadn’t taken a drink for more than a year. “That’s not true,” replied his hon or. “I saw you drunk within a month, on the street in Boston, and you had the impudence to accost me.” “Did I spake to you, sor?” asked the prisoner. “You did,” said the court. "Well, thin, I must have been drunk, yer anner.” No one in the court room enjoyed the incident more than the judge.— Boston Herald. George III and the Parrot. The habit acquired by parrots on board ship of cursing and swearing, and making use of other objectionable language, is a matter of common knowledge. Lord Howe had just re turned from his great victory, and King George III and his consort. Queen Charlotte, honored him with a visit on board his ship. Among oth er treasures brought home by the ad miral was a parrot famed for its talk ing, which was always kept hung up in the admiral's stateroom. Their majesties were called on to see the wonderful bird, but, unfortunately, Polly, who was no respecter of per sons, broke out In a torrent of foul and obscene language. The queen was hurried out of the cabin, whilst Polly was sent sprawling off her perch by the admiral. No Carriage Roads From Ireland. An Irishman was brought before the lower court on a charge of vagrancy, and was questioned as follows; “What business are you in?” “Sure, I am a sailor, your honor.” “You a sailor? I question whether you have ever been to sea in your iife.M “Sure, now, and does your honor think I came over from Ireland in a carriage?” He was released. Hamper Americans in Transvaal. American physicians and dentists, notwithstanding their famous skill and professional pre-eminence, now find it Impossible to practice their profes sions in the Transvaal, without first obtaining a certificate of registration, and such a certificate can not be ob tained unless the applicant possesses British qualifications. Monument to Samuel Colt. The widow of Col. Samuel Colt, Inventor of the revolver which bears his name, is about to put up in Hart ford a monument to Colt—a bronze statue of heroic size. Only American Life Guard. Marshall Roberts occupies the more or less enviable position of being the only native born American who ever oecame an officer In the British Life Guards. State to Build Good Roads. Under a new law, Illinois, during the next two years, will spend $50,000 in building good roads to serve as samples of what is desirable in that respect.